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over 1 year ago - /u/wotc_Cromulous - Direct link

But...this is just a regular Legitimate Businessperson. Why would someone use Witness Protection on a creature so innocuous? It doesn't seem worth it.

OHHH oh sorry, I get it. You only play Legitimate Businesspersons, so someone having a WP against you is basically a wasted card! Clever strategy, for sure.