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Too good to be true, again.

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over 2 years ago - /u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO - Direct link

Originally posted by ColArdenti

"We strive to offer the best experience possible. We have fallen short of delivering that recently.

The leadership of the development team is currently auditing our processes and working quickly to address the links in the chain that contributed to a number of the recent problems. These issues are learning experiences for the team and changes are being made to address weak spots. This includes but is not limited to:

Improved testing requirements for Quality Assurance

Longer lead times and more rigor around data implementation

Development of additional tools to mitigate errors"

Actual words said by /u/CM_Cerebro that he expected us to believe. Please, just give them the patience of two or three more years and I'm sure they'll figure out how this all works.

You didn’t actually fall for that line of bullsh*t this time did you?

Lol

…Hic

over 2 years ago - /u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO - Direct link

Originally posted by Cliffo81

Amateur hour, every hour.

The lack of professionalism from their product and engineering teams is embarrassing. If I saw their product and engineering leaders applying to other jobs I’d toss the resumes in the proverbial trash faster then you can say “mango whiteclaw slushee please barkeep!”

over 2 years ago - /u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO - Direct link

Originally posted by Commercial-War-810

They have lost all credibility and therefore any privilege they had to be given the benefit of the doubt. As far as I am concerned I believe this is 100% intentional and is some manipulation play to f**k with us. Create more FOMO maybe?

They never had credibility and sober Cerebro is a shill.

over 2 years ago - /u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO - Direct link

Originally posted by ergotrinth

Whoa, hold up.

That's a thing????

I can drink a mango white claw slushee???

Must confer with the wife about how to make this. Thank you for the idea.

Yes commander. And it is delicious.

over 2 years ago - /u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO - Direct link

Originally posted by Xocalu

But why would any say that, ever?

That would take 150 years to utter...

Not after the 4rth one