about 1 year ago - /u/CM_Cerebro - Direct link

Greetings Commanders,

Take a break from battling the forces of evil today to learn how to battle the forces of hunger! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and in order for us all to reach our greatest potential power levels, we need a breakfast cereal that embodies what it means to be a S.T.R.I.K.E. Commander. We proudly present to you…

S.T.R.I.K.E. Os!

The most nutritious, power-packed, delicious, and eye-pleasing breakfast cereal this side of the 1990s, S.T.R.I.K.E. Os is the cereal that Commanders deserve. A S.T.R.I.K.E. Os breakfast helps you grow up strong! Are you already grown up and strong? Eat them anyway – you always have a little more growing and strengthening to do.

Image on website: https://marvelstrikeforce.com/updates/start-your-morning-right-with-s-t-r-i-k-e-o-s

Here's the highlights on this cereal that kids, adults, and freelance crime fighters alike can eat to start the day off right.

Stays Punchy, Even in Milk

Each O is made from real Os and is chocked-full of more protein than any other mobile game's breakfast cereal. All of our Os are gentle on your gums and stay crunchy, no matter how long you leave them in a bowl of milk. Good for those long, uninterrupted Dark Dimension battles.

The marshmallows are made with “real marshmallows” and they're the perfect balance of sweetness that gives you a delicious bowl of sweet cereal milk to change the color of your tongue.

Hit Nutrition Milestones

S.T.R.I.K.E. Os are part of a balanced breakfast! Reach higher bodily Gear Tiers and earn three Stars in the battle against high Cholesterol with essential vitamins and minerals – and a few non-essentials ones for good measure. All of these nutrients may reduce the risk of high blood pressure from facing the Tangled Web team in Cosmic Crucible.

Testimonial

You don't have to take it from us! Here's the Merc with the Mouth himself, Deadpool, to tell you about S.T.R.I.K.E. Os:

"Hey, everyone! Deadpool here. According to this ad copy that they want me to rewrite in my own voice, S.T.R.I.K.E. Os are the best cereal I've ever tasted and they help me beat up bad guys in battle. In fact, I walked right up to – who's the big bad we're fighting now? Apocalypse? – I walked right up to Apocalypse and punched him right in the nose. True story. Thanks S.T.R.I.K.E. Os!"

–Deadpool

So join the fight against breakfast indecision with S.T.R.I.K.E. Os!

In-game Milestone

Head to the game to participate in our Breakfast of Champions Milestone. Collect the O’s event currency in various parts of the game to earn special rewards that will make you grow even stronger!

Have you checked the Offers for your Core Nutrition yet today?

External link →
about 1 year ago - /u/CM_Cerebro - Direct link

Greetings Commanders,

Take a break from battling the forces of evil today to learn how to battle the forces of hunger! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and in order for us all to reach our greatest potential power levels, we need a breakfast cereal that embodies what it means to be a S.T.R.I.K.E. Commander. We proudly present to you…

S.T.R.I.K.E. Os!

The most nutritious, power-packed, delicious, and eye-pleasing breakfast cereal this side of the 1990s, S.T.R.I.K.E. Os is the cereal that Commanders deserve. A S.T.R.I.K.E. Os breakfast helps you grow up strong! Are you already grown up and strong? Eat them anyway – you always have a little more growing and strengthening to do.

Image on website: https://marvelstrikeforce.com/updates/start-your-morning-right-with-s-t-r-i-k-e-o-s

Here's the highlights on this cereal that kids, adults, and freelance crime fighters alike can eat to start the day off right.

Stays Punchy, Even in Milk

Each O is made from real Os and is chocked-full of more protein than any other mobile game's breakfast cereal. All of our Os are gentle on your gums and stay crunchy, no matter how long you leave them in a bowl of milk. Good for those long, uninterrupted Dark Dimension battles.

The marshmallows are made with “real marshmallows” and they're the perfect balance of sweetness that gives you a delicious bowl of sweet cereal milk to change the color of your tongue.

Hit Nutrition Milestones

S.T.R.I.K.E. Os are part of a balanced breakfast! Reach higher bodily Gear Tiers and earn three Stars in the battle against high Cholesterol with essential vitamins and minerals – and a few non-essentials ones for good measure. All of these nutrients may reduce the risk of high blood pressure from facing the Tangled Web team in Cosmic Crucible.

Testimonial

You don't have to take it from us! Here's the Merc with the Mouth himself, Deadpool, to tell you about S.T.R.I.K.E. Os:

"Hey, everyone! Deadpool here. According to this ad copy that they want me to rewrite in my own voice, S.T.R.I.K.E. Os are the best cereal I've ever tasted and they help me beat up bad guys in battle. In fact, I walked right up to – who's the big bad we're fighting now? Apocalypse? – I walked right up to Apocalypse and punched him right in the nose. True story. Thanks S.T.R.I.K.E. Os!"

–Deadpool

So join the fight against breakfast indecision with S.T.R.I.K.E. Os!

In-game Milestone

Head to the game to participate in our Breakfast of Champions Milestone. Collect the O’s event currency in various parts of the game to earn special rewards that will make you grow even stronger!

Have you checked the Offers for your Core Nutrition yet today?

External link →
about 1 year ago - /u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO - Direct link

Originally posted by Either_Door_4568

If they put as much effort into quality assurance as they did this April Fool’s joke we would have one heck of a game. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can you imagine if they actually made real food? We’d all be dead of food poisoning commander.