That’s right commanders! Your one true community manager has seen the anger and frustrations and overall negative recently and I say NO MORE! Let’s be positive about the upcoming patch and extra quality control boundless Scopely entertainment has done as they are their own toughest critics!

As a result I’ve crafted a new patch day bingo card here that focuses on all the great things that we can expect with This release. I truly hope you all get full coverage bingo from all the positive bingo card options we all look forward to on this patch!

Yours in slushiness!

Drunken Cerebro

PS. Thanks to Macitaly for the amazing photo of mandarin crushing a whiteclaw for me. If you’ve not checked out the amazing work he’s done on gambot your missing out

………Hic!

Edit: maintenance lasted > 60 mins sorry!!

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That’s right commanders! Your one true community manager has seen the anger and frustrations and overall negative recently and I say NO MORE! Let’s be positive about the upcoming patch and extra quality control boundless Scopely entertainment has done as they are their own toughest critics!

As a result I’ve crafted a new patch day bingo card here that focuses on all the great things that we can expect with This release. I truly hope you all get full coverage bingo from all the positive bingo card options we all look forward to on this patch!

Yours in slushiness!

Drunken Cerebro

PS. Thanks to Macitaly for the amazing photo of mandarin crushing a whiteclaw for me. If you’ve not checked out the amazing work he’s done on gambot your missing out

………Hic!

Edit: maintenance lasted > 60 mins sorry!!

External link →

Originally posted by nolan10

What? No Free Space?!

Stay positive young commander! These should all be free spaces after this patch is released!

Originally posted by ComprehensiveTurn511

This almost doesn't seem fair..... not much chance we'll be checking any of these off and there's no way in hell anyone is getting BINGO.

I call shenanigans!!

See this is exactly the type of negativity I’m here to prevent as your one true community manager. Which of these isn’t positive and likely too happen????

Originally posted by ComprehensiveTurn511

Well, personally I don't have the freeze at 13% problem, does that count?

Besides, I'm not being negative. I did say "almost" and "not much chance". That's pretty positive when it comes to Scopely.

Congrats commander you have your first bingo spot covered!

Originally posted by thejimbo56

What’s the opposite of a blackout?

I don’t understand the question

Originally posted by Jpike05

Thanks now I’m going to be even more negative

Why is that commander??? Someone needs a slushie!!!!

Originally posted by thekingofgray

I was revving my engine to come snarkily reply to this when I got notified about the post lol

Less snark! Look at all the amazing positives we will see this patch!

Originally posted by Icy_Statement_2410

You are truly the hero we need. Thank you Drunken CereBRO for always being the beacon of light and hope for us to follow to the promised land!

May Apocalypse be with you. And with your alt

No thanks is needed. I’m here for you and all the commanders. And black cherry slushies. Btw they are so much better then mango slushees. Why has no one told me about this before????

Originally posted by thejimbo56

Bro, do you even bingo?

Mostly just drunk slushees

Originally posted by Icy_Statement_2410

But have you tried a black cherry AND mango slushie??

Do you think I was born yesterday commander!?!?!?

Originally posted by Creepy_Vehicle_7159

I thought Archangel was the drunk one

That Amateur?

Originally posted by Creepy_Vehicle_7159

I guess O'douls doesn't count

Real community managers drink white claw slushees!

Originally posted by SuperTurtlemanSavage

Lol. These are great.

I’m here to bring a smile to all the commanders faces!

Originally posted by vendreadnights

How am I supposed to celebrate a patch when I KNOW they are going to break at least 1 thing

Not true commander!!

Originally posted by demsouls

Hey I see what you did there, but even opposite bingo needs 5 squares

That commander, depends on how many slushees you’ve has!