[2021] Drunken Cerebro comes out of his vacation to respond to the 2nd half update

My fellow Commanders!

I hope you are all doing well. There I was taking a European vacation(this means actually not working for weeks at a time and not answering emails for you salty americans) and the blog drops.. Well I put down my fancy european version of a White Claw Slushie and read it.. and then read it a few more times cuz i'm drunk.. here's my thoughts for all of you!

1. t2 your right its not news boundless bugs entertainment why are you talking about it?.. NEXT

2. player level 85. when? when when? and you still say g16 at a later day??? this is not news, everyone knows 85 is coming....tell us when!.. NEXT

3. orage gear update more availability.. really? gosh i'm shocked... actually wait that's the white claw talking, i'm actually shocked they are giving us more. NEXT

4. gear tier 16... everyone has said red.. now it's teal.. what the hell is going on over at boundless bugs entertainment? make up your ever loving color minds! NEXT

5. Doom raid II.,.. uhh same all around so nothing really new.. great... "work on your same teams"... So we won't need new raid teams for DOOM II, oh wait new skill. new bio next patch... yeah so new teams gotcha.... NEXT

6. DD5.. Dormanmu..,. probably will be power crept before released in order to outdo themselves with what they did with DOOM........ NEXT

7. alliance war... translation: the 100 testers hated the new features that we aren't mentioning. we are repackaging them for more testing among positive testers only and we will update you with our original plans of 2 more team spots per "room" and more unfun stuff so we can sell you more war only teams since you can't use them in DOOM raids because they are trait locked.. Can we talk about trait locking for a minute? trait locking is horrible, it forces you to use only certain teams and not get the full use out great (soon to be power crept toons). For example if Whiteclaw trait locked cherry slushies on saturdays only, we could never drink them on taco tuesday... see the issue here? NEXT

7a. Sorry got a little distracted there....... YEAH NO WAR ROOM UPGRADES COMING SOON either hahahaha(thats still in the war rooms btw) NEXT

1. RTA -- yeah we don't know how to make this exciting so keep spending $20 a month on it please.. NEXT

2. Crap we really don't have any new content for the average player like new campaigns so let's talk about stuff we haven't started developing yet that is in 2022!! that'll keep the commanders excited(they don't know that all their toons they think they'll use then will be mostly power crept or trait locked too!!) NEXT

3. Auto-basic Combat - Have you heard of stockholm syndrome? NEXT

4. Sort By Character Level - Have you heard of stockholm syndrome? NEXT

5. More costumes- Have you heard of stockholm syndrome? NEXT

6. API -- Long term commitments.. Ie. war room upgrades haha good luck commanders!

Your's in European Vacation slushiness!

.....Hic

My fellow Commanders!

I hope you are all doing well. There I was taking a European vacation(this means actually not working for weeks at a time and not answering emails for you salty americans) and the blog drops.. Well I put down my fancy european version of a White Claw Slushie and read it.. and then read it a few more times cuz i'm drunk.. here's my thoughts for all of you!

1. t2 your right its not news boundless bugs entertainment why are you talking about it?.. NEXT

2. player level 85. when? when when? and you still say g16 at a later day??? this is not news, everyone knows 85 is coming....tell us when!.. NEXT

3. orage gear update more availability.. really? gosh i'm shocked... actually wait that's the white claw talking, i'm actually shocked they are giving us more. NEXT

4. gear tier 16... everyone has said red.. now it's teal.. what the hell is going on over at boundless bugs entertainment? make up your ever loving color minds! NEXT

5. Doom raid II.,.. uhh same all around so nothing really new.. great... "work on your same teams"... So we won't need new raid teams for DOOM II, oh wait new skill. new bio next patch... yeah so new teams gotcha.... NEXT

6. DD5.. Dormanmu..,. probably will be power crept before released in order to outdo themselves with what they did with DOOM........ NEXT

7. alliance war... translation: the 100 testers hated the new features that we aren't mentioning. we are repackaging them for more testing among positive testers only and we will update you with our original plans of 2 more team spots per "room" and more unfun stuff so we can sell you more war only teams since you can't use them in DOOM raids because they are trait locked.. Can we talk about trait locking for a minute? trait locking is horrible, it forces you to use only certain teams and not get the full use out great (soon to be power crept toons). For example if Whiteclaw trait locked cherry slushies on saturdays only, we could never drink them on taco tuesday... see the issue here? NEXT

7a. Sorry got a little distracted there....... YEAH NO WAR ROOM UPGRADES COMING SOON either hahahaha(thats still in the war rooms btw) NEXT

1. RTA -- yeah we don't know how to make this exciting so keep spending $20 a month on it please.. NEXT

2. Crap we really don't have any new content for the average player like new campaigns so let's talk about stuff we haven't started developing yet that is in 2022!! that'll keep the commanders excited(they don't know that all their toons they think they'll use then will be mostly power crept or trait locked too!!) NEXT

3. Auto-basic Combat - Have you heard of stockholm syndrome? NEXT

4. Sort By Character Level - Have you heard of stockholm syndrome? NEXT

5. More costumes- Have you heard of stockholm syndrome? NEXT

6. API -- Long term commitments.. Ie. war room upgrades haha good luck commanders!

Your's in European Vacation slushiness!

.....Hic