my dentist: 'did your home town have fluoride in the water when you were growing up'
me: 'uhmmm. I'm not sure actually'
dentist: *silence* 😶
me: 'oh god why... WHY'
my grandparents sign their emails and texts with '--LOL'.
I'm pretty sure they mean 'lots of love' but they could also still be riding the high of how they bought their first house for like $4 and a firm handshake