[2019] mat k tries his hand at multitasking

Originally posted by KarterJP

I heard woox drinks his bathwater. Which is not surprising considering matk is a god. He's from a different planet. Women love him. Men wanna be him. Gay men wanna be IN him. The OSRS community gave him crabs, and he made crab lemonade. He killed John Wick's dog, and John Wick apologized. I heard he once snorted $11... in quarters. This man is such a legend I just can't take it! OMg I think I'm orgasming from thinking about him. Matk, if you see this, I want you to put it in me. No, put two in me. I wanna taste your statistics and feel your British on my tongue. I want a thousand little matks inside of me. OMg matk! D long spec me, daddy! OH UGggGhHH!!!