[2020] People thought the Pringles man disappeared, in fact he went into witness protection after war with Doritos. He just shaved off his mustache and wears glasses as a disguise, then proceeded to rank up in a Jagex. If he changed his hairstyle he most certainly wouldn't have been found!

Sent this to Mod Ash and his first response was "I need a bow tie". LOL I love this.