[2019] What Happens When You Let An Algorithm Write the Legion Patch Notes

I ran the patch notes so far for Legion through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you.

• Challenge leagues are a great opportunity for a short period without hitting anything.
• All melee skills now deal damage.
• The small passives have been removed.
• Added new functionality to the Passive Skill Tree, visible only when you hit an enemy.
• You'll now encounter monsters, which grant items and experience when slain.
• Perform a spinning attack, creating an area around the Summit map.
• Fights in the first three Acts will be reflected in the Gardens map
• When you complete 12 challenges, you will not deal damage.
• From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will no longer hear a crying woman in Act 7 Crossroads tempting you towards nonexistent story glyphs.
• When you reach 24 challenges, you will receive a full rework in future.
• When you reach 36 challenges, you will be used immediately after.
• You will be reflected in the Help Panel as normal.
• You will be tougher but more responsive, involved and dynamic.
• You'll no longer drop outside of the Graveyard map.
• We've changed the way supports which try to do different things to different skill gems at the end of its duration. Those skills will persist until they are doing.
• If you're lucky enough to get one, make sure you use a warcry.
• The projectile now has new mods it can craft on each slot.
• All of your mana, causes nearby enemies to take less damage.
• Improved the Belfry and Lava Lake fights. Extra monsters are now considered "Travel" skills.
• The following items no longer have lone surviving monster frustratingly taunting you (unless you didn't get enough accuracy!)
• The Divine Vessel is now a skill type and will receive the Monolith Crown
• Magic monsters now deal damage until that animation would have finished playing.
• Zana's map device options are now treated as having dealt -25% damage for a brief period after spawning.
• We've also updated pathing, which should allow for much smoother movements with your movement.
• Red-tier Elder-influenced maps can no longer craft increased Armour, Evasion or Energy Shield from Body Armour.
• The Atlas of Worlds has been fixed, and affects all existing items with this modifier.
• Wicked Ward has been changed. In general, it will be applied at random.
• Nemesis (costs 2 Chaos Orbs): Requires a sword or axe.
• Improved performance of various game elements, with a wall.
• Added new functionality to the side.
• To examine these changes in detail, please keep an eye out in the midst of battle.