[2019] What Happens When You Let An Algorithm Write the Synthesis Patch Notes

I ran the patch notes so far for Synthesis through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you.

• Skills which involve destroying corpses now cause the new leagues.
  
• Challenge leagues are a great opportunity for a second, longer duration.
  
• The Synthesis Challenge League, you will receive the Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown Attachment.
  
• From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will receive pieces of the Cat.
  
• Successfully stabilising the memory will allow you to take more damage per Endurance Charge.
  
• You may even stumble across Fractured Items, which contain mods that make the game harder.
  
• Added some corruption outcomes which increase the Aura effect of non-Damaging Ailments on Enemies in addition to its previous boons.
  
• Escape Artist no longer appear in areas where the projectiles land.
  
• Jun Ortoi is now 25 (was 26).
  
• Added the Arcane Surge buff itself.
  
• Flame Totem has been mostly reworked and now shares its entry passives with the Frozen Hollow wolf encounter in the Memory Nexus.
  
• From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will now say it is a T1 mod.
  
• The Whispering Ice's Icestorm skill now deals 25% more damage than expected.
  
• You can no longer have your Maximum Resistances Maximum.
  
• The Sniper and Nullification cluster (near the Shadow) has been moved into the Lord's Labyrinth to read crafting recipes.
  
• You can create private league versions of these leagues, with mods that are locked in place and cannot be modified.
  
• Hideouts will no longer spawn in graveyard areas with an active green fire effect.
  
• Item filters can now teleport to party members waiting in the cluster.
  
• You and your allies to deal more damage based on nearby enemies to have crafting benches when they actually didn't.
  
• The Azurite Mine to appear in areas where the Reset Audio Levels button would not affect the spread of its explosions.
  
• Added a new cluster north of the Synthesis Wings.
  
• Added a cap on the items you're sacrificing. What can you create?
  
• Fixed a bug where you could get a message that you triggered spells from both weapons with each attack.
  
• You are now two wheels - a big one and a small one.
  
• Added an error message for when you hit certain enemies.
  
• Added minimap icons for the Witch and Shadow after completing The Siren's Cadence.
  
• The Poet's Pen now only triggers spells socketed within it if you linger too long or take the wrong turn.
  
• Ascendancies will be applied at random.
  
• Templar budget cuts.