[2020] What Happens When You Krangle the Harvest Patch Notes

We ran the 3.11 Patch Notes through a Markov Chain generator and this was the result.

• With 3.11.0, there are Standard, Hardcore and Solo Self-Found variations of the user's next eight Strike strike attacks.
  
• Complete challenges and demonstrate your mastery of Path of Exile's engine
  
• Once you reach 12 challenges, you will receive the Harvest challenges you completed during the league.
  
• When you reach 24 challenges, you will receive pieces of the Council
  
• At 36 challenges completed you'll receive the Harvest Challenge League, you'll meet Oshabi, an Azmeri Mystic who has enlisted your help in exploring the mysterious powers of the basetype's chance to cause enemies to explode on death.
  
• Added a new economy. All of your mental faculties.
  
• Added more music to the passive skill hovers
  
• Added a new instance of your build.
  
• Now gains more area of Wraeclast
  
• You may hit like a hammer
  
• Warcries all now cause a certain number of other wonky microtransaction interactions.
  
• Weapon Skins from Supporter Packs can now take damage equal to 8% of the main crack
  
• The amount by which allies are healed when you die has been increased by at least one side crack.
  
• Gloomfang: No longer causes Magma Orb to fire an additional Legion Encounter.
  
• Enduring Cry and Intimidating Cry are now offered to the list of Hideout music options
  
• Map tiers and locations have been struck fewer times.
  
• Enduring Cry and Seismic Cry are now offered to the Marauder and the Elder Mod
• You'll now have a cooldown of 4 seconds (from 10).
  
• Improved the visual effects of a number of sockets
  
• Fixed a bug where Cassia could appear in the cluster.
  
• Existing versions will have the same thing as other clusters, with the doors!
  
• Split Personality: Now limited to 1.
  
• Now has a chance to encounter a Mirror of Delirium then you are Blinded
  
• Gives a brief burst of life regeneration, as well as a buff based on the eyes.
  
• Delirium has been added to the Witch for completing The Eternal Nightmare.
  
• Improved how audio is handled for performance.
  
• Fist of War Support is now offered to the Witch and Templar for completing Lost in Love