[2018] What Happens When You Let An Algorithm Write the Betrayal Patch Notes

I ran the patch notes so far for Betrayal through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you.

• In the Betrayal Challenge League, you will receive the Betrayal challenge league.
• Challenge leagues are a great opportunity for a fresh start in a new Intelligence Skill Gem
• Help the newest master, Jun Ortoi, make up the new and reworked skills.
• With 3.5.0, there are Standard and Hardcore, and Solo Self-Found Standard and Hardcore leagues, but you're encouraged to join the new Brand skills.
• Einhar Frey is now limited to 1.
• Einhar Frey is now spread across 5 total passives
• Your Bestiary (book) is now Instant and has an added damage effectiveness of 120%
• Alva Valai is now unlocked based on gem level, rather than a per-genus limit
• Zana's map rewards have been categorised and are immune to damage.
• Added new dialogue for Sin to say in the device.
• Hideout decorations have been reviewed with the click of a button.
• The Hideout Map Device now has several art variations to select from, including that fancy one in the left ring slot.
• You can now move and rotate your Hideout layout if you're particularly proud of your creation!
• Hideouts, favour and decorations are now all instant, with a chance to block.
• Favour costs for Hideout decorations have been updated to these new values with a 1.8 second cooldown.
• Hideouts are also no longer main-hand only.
• This mod can now reclaim all your hideout decorations (except stashes, the waypoint and your crafting bench) with the shattered pieces dealing damage in ways they shouldn't have been.
• The Stash Tab drop-down menu now shows either the Bestiary, your Incursion Temple, the Delve Undead Rhoa encounter and the two preceding passives.
• Blood Chieftains can now hurl Blood Apes at you.
• Fury Hounds now use the updated version of your creation!
• Queen of the area you are hit.
• The Doedre's Effigy skill is enabled when you equip any item with a Divine Orb.
• When you reach 24 challenges, you will no longer work for attacks.
• Fixed a bug where the Doryani's Touch skill granted by Doryani's Fist can now reclaim all your hideout decorations
• Updated the reminder text for Ailments to include the 3 new Ailments.
• Gain valuable rewards based on the Enemy.
• Cosmetic Aura effects can now complete the steps of many prophecies.
• Reach of the item.
• Molten Strike Labyrinth Helmet enchantments now grant 1 additional projectile from the sky.
• Track your progress on the attack time of the item.
• Zerphi's Last Breath now grants a total of +60 to maximum number of Ursae that plummet in the Templar Laboratory.
• Fixed a bug with very old characters and items are still present in the Templar Laboratory.
• Features such as when you use it.
• Added 3D art for the wrong basetype.
• Added a new Keystone adjacent to the Ancestral Bond keystone - Runebinder: -1 to maximum number of Summoned Totems.
• Summon a Totem to summon two totems instead of the item.
• Raised Spiders are now shared account-wide.