Ready or Not missions if they were good

Thank You, Come Again.

Judge walks in to the convenience store and rescues a gas station worker.

"T-Thank y-you! C-Come again, sir, I'll have a discount on the slushie machine for you just flash your badge!"

23 Megabytes a Second.

Mission Debriefing

"Hold on, this file is taking so damn long to load. If only we didn't have 23 megabytes a second on this precinct's wifi!"

Twisted Nerve.

Judge arresting a druggie.

"Talk about having a twisted nerve, huh?"

The Spider.

D-Platoon member arresting Brixley

"Brixley, is that you?! You're the The Spider?!"

A Lethal Obsession.

Gerard being interrogated.

"Yeah, I have a lethal obsession."

Ides of March.

Left Behind members walking around Brisa Cove.

"Hey man what time is it right now?"

"Ides of March."

"The f*ck is that supposed to mean?"

Sinuous Trail.

D-Platoon entering the building.

"Guess we have to enter through the sinuous trail."

Ends of the Earth.

Judge blows Vinny's head off with a Supernova.

"Damn, they really did go through the ends of the Earth for her?"

Greased Palms.

Corrupt FISA Agent gets arrested.

"Yeah whatever, I guess you can say I did have to get some greased palms, hahahaha!"

Valley of the Dolls.

Voll before D-Platoon busts in.

"I WILL MAKE MY VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!"

Elephant.

Judge enters the school.

"Damn, it's like an elephant walked through here."

Rust Belt.

Random squad chatter in the tunnels.

"Did I tell you I was born and raised in the rust belt of Michigan?"

Sins of the Father.

Rogue Secret Service agent holds a hostage.

"She will pay for the sins of the father!"

Neon Tomb.

The Hand member is walking around the nightclub.

"We really did turn this place into a Neon Tomb, huh?"

Buy Cheap, Buy Twice.

Human Trafficker at the computer.

"Remember, if you buy cheap you buy twice."

Carriers of the Vine.

Vine cultist is barricaded in place.

"I need a carrier of the vine, we need to tie the doors shut!"

Relapse.

Patient is hiding from the Hand shooters.

"Damn and I just had a relapse too!"

Hide and Seek.

D-Platoon scans the area for Human Traffickers.

"Hide and seek, motherf*cka!"

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