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Imagine you just bought a beautiful apartment. It's the apartment of your dreams, fully furnished, great amenities, and the rent is even reasonable! You are so happy to be here and you can't wait to have many more memories with you and your friends in this new home.
Then, for some random reason, the landlord sets your apartment on fire. You come home after a week-long vacation one day and there it is, just on fire. But it's okay, says the landlord! He's bought you some fancy new furniture, a new set of kitchen appliances, and even new carpeting since you left!
"But... what about the fire?" you ask. The landlord gives you a blank look. In fact, he doesn't even acknowledge your question. He goes on to tell you that the bathtubs have also been reworked since you've been gone. Isn't that exciting?
"But what about the FIRE?" you ask again, increasingly irate. The landlord goes on to tell you all about how the kitchen now has a brand new fancy blender AND an espresso maker! Isn't that grand?
"But what about the f*ckING FIRE?!?" Your voice reaches a new crescendo in disbelief. The landlord continues to stare at you blankly... and then he tells you about the amazing brand new trash valet service they're going to have soon, too! Wow, amazing!
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VOID, fix your AI. Fix it. I don't give a snotty bag of diarrhea vomited out of a zebra's asshole about new maps, new guns, or new "mod support". Your game is literally unplayable. It is, as you may say, "on fire".
"Oh look, here's a new gun!" f*ck you, fix the AI.
"Look at this new map!" f*ck you, fix the AI.
"Hey guys, we have Mod.io support now!" Okay, well firstly, f*ck y'all in general... but second, f*ck you, FIX THE f*ckING AI.
I am done with having my gun trained on a corner, waiting patiently for a suspect to walk around it, only to have them react within 0.1 seconds of seeing me in their periphery, run backwards at 200 mph while raising their rifle while also rotating 90 degrees, and one-shotting me in the head through the wall. No, this is not an exaggeration whatsoever. This happens every single time I attempt to play the game now, and to everyone else attempting to play it, too.
What part of "fix the f*cking AI" do y'all not understand? It was literally fine until the last big "update" and now, you set the game on fire and are letting it burn. And it wouldn't be so upsetting if the "apartment" wasn't so goddamn nice before.
It is like being at a Michelin starred restaurant and ordering the best thing on the menu, and you take a bite of it once it gets to the table and think "wow, this is absolutely incredible!" Only for the waiter to go, "oh wait, hold on a sec, gimme it back real quick" and then proceed to grab your plate of food, whip their dick out, and piss all over it before handing it back to you and walking away.
Stop pissing on your creation, VOID. Fix. The. f*cking. AI.
JESUS.
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