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f*cking unbelievable, don't get me wrong, the game I think is great so far. The missions are fun and exciting, AI has been drastically improved and the customization is nice. But f*ck me, can these lazy devs do their job and port sh*t correctly?

f*cking neanderthals can't do their job while they milk the community for all it's worth.

Why the f*ck in 1.0 there are no sounds for the coffee machine when before this dog ass update, you had satisfying coins sounds, the hollow ring of the cup being placed and the orgasmic tone of the liquid slowly filling the cup before your officer gives the cup a crisp lid snap and a nice long slurp. Is it really to much to ask that the boys in blue have somehting nice for once dealing with methheads and cartel cultists.

Whole game 8/10, after this though, idk mane 2/10 at best. Just pirate this sh*t

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4 months ago - /u/ShadyKutz - Direct link

You better be careful, or we’ll make the coffee machine headshot you from behind walls

4 months ago - /u/ShadyKutz - Direct link

Originally posted by Outside_Condition_74

A crazy coffee cultist? That’d be more OP than the Left Behind guys on Ides Of March. At least you can HEAR those guys.

It’s going to be a crazy coffee machine cultist. Praise lord espresso, triple shot for you, triple shot for them

4 months ago - /u/ShadyKutz - Direct link

Originally posted by daonpizdamasii

At least we know that they're here.

Thanks, appreciate the support. We do read the subreddit and take in feedback - I’m just one guy and can’t speak on behalf of the company. Sometimes it’s cool to just hang out and talk sh*t with the community