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1s Hello!
2s Ho, ho, ho, ho, RuneScapers! Hasn't time flown?
7s I can't believe it's been a year since I saw you last!
10s Mod Santa is back!
13s I've just popped over to jolly England
15s to find out what all the little boys and girls at Jagex want for Christmas.
21s No doubt they've got plenty planned for all of you too.
24s So, put down those sweets and listen up.
36s THE MONTH AHEAD DECEMBER
39s Tell me. What would you like me to bring you for Christmas?
42s Well, this year I really want my present early. I'm thinking December 3rd.
46s I want three special alchemical onyx items.
49s The first one, I want it to be called Grace of the Elves.
51s I want it to be this really cool elf necklace for skilling.
54s It does loads of different things. It stores loads of signs of the porter charges.
58s It can teleport you all over the place. And it reduces the Seren prayer drain rates.
63s Also, it gives me extra drops on the rare drop table.
66s That sounds wonderful.
67s I do have some elves in the workshop and I want to...
69s No, that's not all I want!
72s I also want a sigil. And I want it to be called Ingenuity of Humans.
75s Right, but I don't have any humans in the workshop that I...
78s Yeah, but it makes your next hit guaranteed!
81s That sounds a little bit violent to me.
83s Yeah, that's the whole point! That's the best bit!
85s I love hitting things!
86s But that's not all! I also want the Passage to the Abyss.
90s It's going to be this super duper pocket slot item that you really have to be a clever inventor to make.
95s It stores six different teleport jewellery items on it
98s and you can carry them all around with you, so you can have all your teleports in one item.
102s So you mean like a sort of Swiss army knife for teleporting?
107s Yeah!
107s That sounds wonderful.
109s Thank you very much, Santa.
111s -Bye. -Bye.
112s All that talk of fighting and teleporting has given me a bit of a headache.
117s I'll certainly need a relaxing weekend before my busy night delivering presents to you all.
124s Talking of weekends, there's loads of them in RuneScape this month.
128s Special Winter Weekends, each one giving special benefits to a whole sackload of different things.
139s I don't believe in Santa.
140s What?
141s I believe in yetis.
142s Yetis? What do you mean?
144s Yeah, yetis. I want a special quest and I want it really early.
149s Well, you're a bit needy, aren't you little boy!
151s Yeah, I want it on December 17th. And I want it to last forever.
156s Forever? Tell me all about it!
158s It'll be about the yetis and a little girl who thinks she's a yeti but she isn't.
162s And there's a special yeti festival. You have to take her there and you have to make it exciting and magical.
167s And even though it is a quest for everyone, there's some special rewards for really good adventurers like me.
172s Is that everything? Have you finished yet-i?
179s Fine. Suit yourself. Off you go then.
183s That was hard work.
186s I'll tell you what, I could do with a pint.
190s Wonderful.
192s I'll tell you what this place needs.
195s It needs one of those advent calendar things, with the little windows and the chocolate behind.
200s That would certainly brighten this place up a bit.
204s That's a great idea, Santa!
205s I want a special advent calendar for the whole of December, and the start of January too.
210s I don't think that's how they work, little boy.
212s Yeah, but this one would! And it would have special prizes in every day like lamps, stars, and relics.
218s And cosmetics too.
220s And we could have a big Christmas cracker at the Grand Exchange.
224s Yes, a Christmas cracker. I remember that.
227s I'm always hanging around that place,
230s watching the noobs come in trying to work out what to do with all that festive paper business.
235s But it took so long last year.
238s But we'll make it even quicker to open this year!
240s And, if you're not on when it opens, you can still come back and get your rewards.
244s Can we have some extra presents on the run-up to new year in Treasure Hunter?
247s Like some special lamps that give XP in all skills, but like a special XP buff for everyone in RuneScape?
254s Why not?
255s Just for five days, though.
258s Just to keep people jolly between Christmas and New Year.
262s We don't want to get greedy, do we?
265s No, Santa.
266s There's certainly lots of great stuff there.
269s And of course if you're looking for some ideas for the perfect Christmas gift to get,
274s don't forget the Premier Club,
277s which is packed full of goodies like the Valkyrie outfit,
281s a new artefact, bonus keys, and all sorts of things.
287s I'll tell you what. Why don't you tell me how good you've been this year?
293s Just to see if you'll get all those presents you've talked about.
296s Have you seen the mobile stuff? And the Mining and Smithing stuff?
299s And loads of other cool updates. Everyone's been working so hard!
303s Yeah, people are still giving feedback for these.
305s We really want to get everything sorted for Mining and Smithing so we can launch it in the new year!
310s Oh, yes.
311s To be honest with you, I have been keeping an eye on you.
315s I've been sending in my mince s-pies.
320s I was going to feed one to my turkey, but he was already stuffed.
325s All right, I'll stop.
328s You've been such good little boys and girls.
332s I think we'll get all of those presents ready for everyone, yes?
337s Yes!
338s Why don't you join me for a drink?
341s Perhaps some special mulled cider or something. I bet we'll like that.
347s No, no.
348s This lot aren't 18 yet.
350s Oh, yes. I forgot.
353s It's not your 18th birthday until January 4th.
358s I'm sure you've got lots of special treats planned for then.
362s So, no alcohol for you till then, but me.
367s I'm gonna get stuck in!
369s Merry Christmas! Wooters out!
382s Is that alright?
384s I couldn't read it. I was just making it up.