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| 1s | Hello! |
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| 2s | Ho, ho, ho, ho, RuneScapers! Hasn't time flown? |
| 7s | I can't believe it's been a year since I saw you last! |
| 10s | Mod Santa is back! |
| 13s | I've just popped over to jolly England |
| 15s | to find out what all the little boys and girls at Jagex want for Christmas. |
| 21s | No doubt they've got plenty planned for all of you too. |
| 24s | So, put down those sweets and listen up. |
| 36s | THE MONTH AHEAD DECEMBER |
| 39s | Tell me. What would you like me to bring you for Christmas? |
| 42s | Well, this year I really want my present early. I'm thinking December 3rd. |
| 46s | I want three special alchemical onyx items. |
| 49s | The first one, I want it to be called Grace of the Elves. |
| 51s | I want it to be this really cool elf necklace for skilling. |
| 54s | It does loads of different things. It stores loads of signs of the porter charges. |
| 58s | It can teleport you all over the place. And it reduces the Seren prayer drain rates. |
| 63s | Also, it gives me extra drops on the rare drop table. |
| 66s | That sounds wonderful. |
| 67s | I do have some elves in the workshop and I want to... |
| 69s | No, that's not all I want! |
| 72s | I also want a sigil. And I want it to be called Ingenuity of Humans. |
| 75s | Right, but I don't have any humans in the workshop that I... |
| 78s | Yeah, but it makes your next hit guaranteed! |
| 81s | That sounds a little bit violent to me. |
| 83s | Yeah, that's the whole point! That's the best bit! |
| 85s | I love hitting things! |
| 86s | But that's not all! I also want the Passage to the Abyss. |
| 90s | It's going to be this super duper pocket slot item that you really have to be a clever inventor to make. |
| 95s | It stores six different teleport jewellery items on it |
| 98s | and you can carry them all around with you, so you can have all your teleports in one item. |
| 102s | So you mean like a sort of Swiss army knife for teleporting? |
| 107s | Yeah! |
| 107s | That sounds wonderful. |
| 109s | Thank you very much, Santa. |
| 111s | -Bye. -Bye. |
| 112s | All that talk of fighting and teleporting has given me a bit of a headache. |
| 117s | I'll certainly need a relaxing weekend before my busy night delivering presents to you all. |
| 124s | Talking of weekends, there's loads of them in RuneScape this month. |
| 128s | Special Winter Weekends, each one giving special benefits to a whole sackload of different things. |
| 139s | I don't believe in Santa. |
| 140s | What? |
| 141s | I believe in yetis. |
| 142s | Yetis? What do you mean? |
| 144s | Yeah, yetis. I want a special quest and I want it really early. |
| 149s | Well, you're a bit needy, aren't you little boy! |
| 151s | Yeah, I want it on December 17th. And I want it to last forever. |
| 156s | Forever? Tell me all about it! |
| 158s | It'll be about the yetis and a little girl who thinks she's a yeti but she isn't. |
| 162s | And there's a special yeti festival. You have to take her there and you have to make it exciting and magical. |
| 167s | And even though it is a quest for everyone, there's some special rewards for really good adventurers like me. |
| 172s | Is that everything? Have you finished yet-i? |
| 179s | Fine. Suit yourself. Off you go then. |
| 183s | That was hard work. |
| 186s | I'll tell you what, I could do with a pint. |
| 190s | Wonderful. |
| 192s | I'll tell you what this place needs. |
| 195s | It needs one of those advent calendar things, with the little windows and the chocolate behind. |
| 200s | That would certainly brighten this place up a bit. |
| 204s | That's a great idea, Santa! |
| 205s | I want a special advent calendar for the whole of December, and the start of January too. |
| 210s | I don't think that's how they work, little boy. |
| 212s | Yeah, but this one would! And it would have special prizes in every day like lamps, stars, and relics. |
| 218s | And cosmetics too. |
| 220s | And we could have a big Christmas cracker at the Grand Exchange. |
| 224s | Yes, a Christmas cracker. I remember that. |
| 227s | I'm always hanging around that place, |
| 230s | watching the noobs come in trying to work out what to do with all that festive paper business. |
| 235s | But it took so long last year. |
| 238s | But we'll make it even quicker to open this year! |
| 240s | And, if you're not on when it opens, you can still come back and get your rewards. |
| 244s | Can we have some extra presents on the run-up to new year in Treasure Hunter? |
| 247s | Like some special lamps that give XP in all skills, but like a special XP buff for everyone in RuneScape? |
| 254s | Why not? |
| 255s | Just for five days, though. |
| 258s | Just to keep people jolly between Christmas and New Year. |
| 262s | We don't want to get greedy, do we? |
| 265s | No, Santa. |
| 266s | There's certainly lots of great stuff there. |
| 269s | And of course if you're looking for some ideas for the perfect Christmas gift to get, |
| 274s | don't forget the Premier Club, |
| 277s | which is packed full of goodies like the Valkyrie outfit, |
| 281s | a new artefact, bonus keys, and all sorts of things. |
| 287s | I'll tell you what. Why don't you tell me how good you've been this year? |
| 293s | Just to see if you'll get all those presents you've talked about. |
| 296s | Have you seen the mobile stuff? And the Mining and Smithing stuff? |
| 299s | And loads of other cool updates. Everyone's been working so hard! |
| 303s | Yeah, people are still giving feedback for these. |
| 305s | We really want to get everything sorted for Mining and Smithing so we can launch it in the new year! |
| 310s | Oh, yes. |
| 311s | To be honest with you, I have been keeping an eye on you. |
| 315s | I've been sending in my mince s-pies. |
| 320s | I was going to feed one to my turkey, but he was already stuffed. |
| 325s | All right, I'll stop. |
| 328s | You've been such good little boys and girls. |
| 332s | I think we'll get all of those presents ready for everyone, yes? |
| 337s | Yes! |
| 338s | Why don't you join me for a drink? |
| 341s | Perhaps some special mulled cider or something. I bet we'll like that. |
| 347s | No, no. |
| 348s | This lot aren't 18 yet. |
| 350s | Oh, yes. I forgot. |
| 353s | It's not your 18th birthday until January 4th. |
| 358s | I'm sure you've got lots of special treats planned for then. |
| 362s | So, no alcohol for you till then, but me. |
| 367s | I'm gonna get stuck in! |
| 369s | Merry Christmas! Wooters out! |
| 382s | Is that alright? |
| 384s | I couldn't read it. I was just making it up. |