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Okay, okay
I see what's happening here
We've added a new item and it's strange
You know how the drops make you feel
It's "annoyed"
And you think it's time for something to be changed
So comfortably sit, let's begin
Yes it's really me, it's Mod Jack, back again
I don't have a lot, no hair, no bod
But you're talking to a Jagex mod
What can I say but feedback's welcome
On the game, the skills, the drops
Just wanted to say it's always welcome
We don't want anything we do to flop
Hey
Why not push all the alch values high?
Inflation make us all cry
That's why
Why not replace them all
With something worth a bigger haul?
Cos the price of it would fall
Oh, what if we took them away
(abandoned)
And ore and bars and bars were back to stay?
That wouldn't help with a thing
(bad outcome)
Cos ore and bars are worth nothing
So what can we do about this problem?
Which is making the bossers sad
I'm going to work with Breezy and Shogun
And bring you a solution that's less bad
You're welcome
You're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Look, honestly I could go on and on
We could replace them with torstols or wobbegongs
But what we need to address
Is increasing demand for the items you get
Ore is worth zip because metal is low
Metal is low because smithing's too slow
What's the lesson? What is the brief here?
We need to make it so smithing is easier
And if we can increase the demand
For the spirits you have in your hand
And make them both stronger and better for you
Then we can sort out this problem and make something new
Soon I'll need you to say you're welcome
Cos I will be thanking you
Feedback is key if we want this well done
Oh and let's fix components too
We'll either give smiths a way to get them
Or buff them on stuff that's here
And if we do I'll say you're welcome
The next "very cool" will be sincere
You're welcome
You're welcome
EDIT: Whoever gave me gold, you're welcome, kind stranger.
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