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0s | hello everyone and welcome to the final |
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3s | of four installments of a very special |
5s | runescape dungeons and dragons adventure |
7s | my name's chris and i'm a professional |
9s | games master from road outdoor code uk |
11s | uh tonight i'll be guiding these |
13s | wonderful four runescape influencers |
15s | through the elder god wars in guilin or |
17s | and last time the fungal nightmares of |
20s | the crosses front tried to defeat our |
21s | adventurous but of course they succeeded |
24s | and helped you the heroes of gilano to |
26s | defeat this monstrous dungeon |
28s | before we get into what's gonna happen |
31s | this week |
32s | and yes this is the final week uh we're |
35s | gonna start by introducing our four |
37s | heroes in our |
39s | squad that will help destroy everything |
42s | there |
43s | let's start with ny channel |
47s | well hello |
48s | my name is and my channel and i'm a fan |
51s | artist i'm probably most known for |
53s | making runescape comics and i am playing |
56s | carol aaron 46 years young mother of |
59s | three uh her hair is styled at faldor |
62s | hair salon um she's the partial owner of |
65s | the falador general store like |
67s | unofficially but she basically holds the |
69s | manager hostage with her lawyers and |
72s | because you know she's ready to sue the |
73s | moment you don't have her favorite wine |
75s | in stock |
78s | that is her |
79s | fantastic uh |
81s | let's carry on to jaxis |
85s | hi hello |
87s | my name is jaxis i am a youtuber and a |
89s | streamer uh you may recognize me from my |
91s | story mode series uh and i just stream |
95s | runescape sometime i'm a lorehound you |
97s | know that's what i do today i am playing |
99s | tamor the zamarakian warlock lesser |
102s | demon and i think |
105s | that sarah doman is less stupid than he |
107s | used to be and i have finally gone |
109s | through character development thank you |
111s | thank you i'll be taking my applause now |
116s | that is not so bad either |
120s | there must be a game of golf somewhere |
122s | for that clap okay let's carry on |
124s | gossip |
126s | over to gossip kell |
129s | hi i'm gospel girl um i am a streamer |
132s | and you know me for uh doing crab ribs |
134s | and falling a lot on camera um that's |
136s | pretty much all i do um this is true |
139s | um i am playing a uh elven fighter of |
142s | saren um |
144s | named myrin it's also kind of like a hot |
146s | head but solution to everything is just |
150s | hit it with the hammer and just just |
151s | just go ham and um i think saren is |
154s | better than all of the other gods |
163s | we have perhaps the mvp of last game of |
166s | dare i say katharine |
171s | oh oh is that so |
174s | hello ladies and gentlemen my name is |
176s | hathar and welcome back um |
179s | you may recognize me from i'm a youtuber |
181s | and you may recognize me from my desert |
183s | only hardcore iron man series along with |
186s | um other lore based content i create |
190s | and |
191s | i am the armadillon bard kika |
194s | uh i am a totally level-headed |
196s | individual no no mental breaks no |
198s | climbing up trees birds don't climb |
200s | don't don't don't look that up actually |
202s | don't don't don't look that up i might i |
205s | might |
206s | i |
207s | anyway hi |
211s | so |
213s | last time you guys were |
216s | made aware |
218s | of a new evil that lacks or perhaps |
222s | it's an old evil |
225s | zuyana turns to you all and don't worry |
228s | you've all had a long rest |
230s | it was nice enough we would say this is |
232s | a very special room that gives you long |
233s | rest |
235s | uh zilliano looks towards you all and |
237s | says |
238s | quill |
240s | did you feel that |
242s | this is the first time any of you have |
244s | heard a tremor in zoryana's voice |
247s | and krill begins to growl terribly |
250s | fearful |
251s | and looks torture |
256s | you four must face |
258s | to calzook |
261s | he invites you in his arena below |
266s | only honorable combat |
269s | assert this veteran of war |
274s | go now |
276s | zuyana looks to you all again and says |
280s | it could be |
282s | that this is the final time we see each |
284s | other |
286s | now more than ever |
288s | you must delay the inevitable |
292s | if you can delay this |
294s | if you can |
297s | amuse zuk |
300s | then perhaps the heroes of guilin or can |
302s | storm |
303s | below the cathedral |
307s | and at that point |
309s | um |
310s | you're led down below the cathedral |
313s | before you can do anything |
316s | you are teleported into |
318s | an arena |
319s | full of fire |
321s | full of ash |
323s | full of pain and the heat is unbearable |
326s | underneath |
329s | we're gonna add you guys on so that you |
331s | can see what's going on here |
334s | tamar feels right at home |
336s | oh this is lovely i'm happy |
340s | oh my skin has never felt pressure |
342s | oh we're just going straight into it |
344s | okay i guess so |
347s | um |
348s | oh no yeah |
351s | great brimstone |
353s | it's just like in furnace all over again |
355s | no it could be a little just a little |
357s | steamier with a little |
360s | ash in the air oh |
363s | nice ash you know |
366s | over the other side of the arena |
371s | is a large |
373s | that's all right that's good i like it |
376s | so you guys are transported round |
379s | you kind of got your backs turned |
381s | and you turn around |
383s | and there |
385s | s sat atop his throne |
388s | himself |
391s | and you kind of you can see him there |
393s | resplendent i'm stretched out and he |
395s | boasts towards you |
401s | are you worthy enough to fight me |
403s | first |
404s | prove it |
406s | and we're gonna begin |
408s | as |
409s | climbing out of the side comes |
412s | a huge monolithic zekkhar warrior |
418s | we're gonna roll for initiative |
421s | right |
435s | this is what zuk is all about and at any |
438s | time |
439s | i will allow you guys to freely talk to |
441s | each other or to zuk himself |
444s | okay well i'm gonna piss him off let's |
446s | do it do it |
453s | okay so first up |
455s | myron |
456s | harder than hell |
458s | you've been transformed down to this |
461s | terrible |
462s | inferno underneath the cathedral |
465s | as |
465s | looks on at you ready to fight |
468s | smiling and cackling |
470s | uh and looking forward to the events to |
472s | unfold here below |
494s | there's got to be some treasure at the |
495s | end of this right and surely enough if |
498s | you look to the north you will see racks |
500s | of weaponry including a particularly |
503s | nasty looking two-handed sword |
508s | speaking my language |
510s | um and you said what side is the slug |
517s | where's my mouse i need help okay |
520s | got some cool right |
522s | i'm fine i'm good i'm just it's a little |
524s | hot down here i'm just a little i'm |
526s | gonna look at taymor and just kind of go |
527s | like it feels really great down here you |
530s | know just to kind of be like i'm not |
532s | phased at |
533s | all because that's my new friend now |
535s | girls i'm just gonna like i was getting |
537s | some hot flashes too not gonna lie |
541s | really |
543s | okay here we go |
546s | jeez |
556s | what i'm gonna do |
559s | i'm gonna be dumb i'm gonna be i think |
561s | i'm gonna play i got this |
563s | okay so what i'm gonna do |
565s | is i'm gonna get |
568s | i'm gonna use my animated shield |
571s | and i wanna can my animated shield be |
574s | used like if i were to like |
575s | eat it towards an enemy can it be used |
577s | as a weapon |
578s | you're going captain america on suck is |
581s | that what's yeah is that what knockout |
583s | i'm gonna go captain america and this |
585s | guy i just in my mind that sounds like a |
587s | great idea |
592s | i'll allow you to make a dexterity check |
594s | against that shot yeah we we can do a |
596s | throwing like a throwing check on that |
599s | let's let's go champ |
601s | let's see what we can do here so |
604s | exteriorly it's in the chat for you to |
606s | uh |
608s | throw it off |
609s | and the |
610s | zek car warrior |
613s | hands towards you so now |
615s | uh on top of that your shield bashes off |
619s | into the lava below and you are |
621s | shieldless |
622s | what oh no |
625s | oh okay okay |
628s | there's lava all around |
630s | no there's |
645s | as it just burns the last piece |
649s | i was so upset |
651s | that was so fun well oh no |
654s | oh that was a bonus action wait a bonus |
660s | yeah you can use a bonus no no that was |
662s | the main action that was an attack oh |
664s | what a fail okay |
666s | i'm gonna look around panicking for an |
668s | extra shield and just |
672s | i'm done i'm |
680s | looks at you |
681s | laughing at the fact that you've |
684s | lost your shield |
686s | and he's gonna |
688s | make a little throw of his own |
690s | uh and he throws |
692s | and the shield lands way over |
695s | here on the other side of the arena |
699s | a shield |
706s | yeah if you want to run over there away |
709s | from the enemy it's up to you |
712s | so it's around here |
714s | this is a test i feel like this is a |
715s | test i'm gonna run oh my god nope ah i'm |
718s | just gonna wait i'm gonna wait for |
719s | everybody else back |
721s | you're not gonna move nothing else |
723s | i'm so scared |
726s | okay go get your shield girl what does |
729s | your heart |
739s | i'm gonna talk as low as i can be like |
741s | yes |
742s | i'm gonna i'm gonna get yes |
744s | bring on bring on that barry white voice |
746s | voice |
747s | yeah i'm good |
750s | okay i'm gonna go get the shield |
753s | do it where am i going |
755s | he's zig-zagging |
757s | that's fine yeah we'll say that's good |
760s | so our viewers at home gossip has just |
762s | had a solid eight hours sleep and is not |
764s | working on caffeine alone she is all |
767s | good too right |
769s | let's |
772s | that was an interesting first turn for |
774s | you there gossip let's let's see how |
776s | carol |
779s | okay |
780s | huh |
781s | carol |
782s | um |
784s | come on carol you've dealt with scrounge |
786s | bullies |
787s | exactly like normally she'd be jim's got |
789s | a manager |
791s | and |
793s | i think he's a manager but |
796s | you know she's gonna run up here |
798s | uh he's gonna to buy myron a little bit |
801s | of time she's gonna cast commands and |
804s | she's going to |
806s | point at uh the demon is and tell him |
810s | run that way run away |
813s | okay |
817s | yeah yeah you mean the zekker |
819s | yes that's right uh so what |
824s | command isn't like a charm or anything |
826s | so we'll have to make that safe let's |
829s | see what happens |
833s | uh it fails what would you like the zek |
836s | car to do for you |
839s | to run |
840s | 30 feet that way |
843s | that way |
844s | over there |
846s | just by my right hand |
852s | yeah yeah it stands on the very edge of |
854s | the arena |
856s | oh that's right um so yeah it's half in |
860s | the lava and kind of like |
862s | height like peering up over like |
866s | over the lip |
868s | so it's there |
869s | okay and i think she's gonna say |
872s | stay there |
873s | while we set up |
883s | now i don't know if you guys can see |
884s | this but there appeared to be some |
886s | uh previously charged adventurers who've |
888s | come down here a little bit early uh |
891s | maybe they've not done so well and um |
894s | they look like they're kind of |
896s | splattered in the middle of some dark |
898s | reddish stains i'm not sure what they |
899s | could be |
900s | um speaking of people who cause dark |
902s | reddish stains let's pass it over to |
904s | table |
906s | hey look uh carol other purveyors of |
909s | wine i want to step around chica |
912s | um and just rock for saunter actually |
916s | and i'm going to like glance up at zuk |
920s | and i will say just kind of in passing |
922s | you've gained some weight and i'm going |
924s | to walk towards the zekkar and within 20 |
927s | feet i'm going to cast |
929s | cone of old with my staff |
936s | okay |
937s | um |
941s | looks towards do you need me to put that |
942s | spell in your book would that be easier |
944s | oh yes |
946s | that's a good idea let's uh let's do |
948s | that so while i'm doing that |
951s | looks towards you and uh he says |
955s | thank you for noticing |
957s | i've been balking |
959s | now it's a good look |
962s | so nobody skips leg day |
973s | because i believe now this is the first |
975s | time that zuk has legs and he's very |
977s | happy with uh |
978s | creating those muscles |
984s | you should now have cone of cold |
986s | available to you to use let me add on um |
989s | because that's a mega spell |
992s | let's add that on as a spell slot voice |
994s | we've got it there to use i have no |
996s | spells |
998s | i have a spell slide |
1001s | i'm going to use a spell slide like that |
1007s | okay so he's got to make |
1009s | a or i suppose it yeah constitution |
1014s | constitution check oh and it fails |
1018s | you were so ready with that damage roll |
1020s | i was like it fails instantly bang |
1027s | um |
1030s | yeah 48 38 damage pretty good |
1033s | uh so let's just add that on there okay |
1037s | so because this guy is like hanging on |
1040s | for dear life over the edge uh the cone |
1043s | just blasts through from tamora's stuff |
1046s | and you just see his eye hands go |
1048s | with all the ice running up uh and then |
1051s | cross and he kind of he drags himself |
1053s | one step closer at that point as he gets |
1056s | out of the command from the damage there |
1058s | caused by tamor |
1060s | um sorry caused by carol |
1063s | um but he looks in bad shape from that |
1066s | one attack it's pretty good that's a |
1068s | good start to go um when i say pretty |
1070s | bad he's still like he can still go |
1074s | like he's wounded |
1077s | uh |
1079s | anything else from jaxus |
1081s | nothing else |
1083s | nothing else okay |
1085s | so now it is in fact the zek car's turn |
1089s | just quickly closes the gap |
1093s | hi |
1094s | hello |
1097s | and it's simply gonna try and use its |
1100s | touch attack |
1105s | oh it's a big fail on the first one |
1106s | luckily it's got molly attack |
1109s | no |
1114s | 17 hits |
1117s | let's see how much damage |
1121s | okay |
1122s | 15 points of fire damage |
1127s | oh wait i'm resistant to fire |
1129s | so it would be eight |
1132s | is that right damage yes |
1134s | damage resistance is fire yes |
1136s | oh yeah of course for your uh racial |
1139s | yeah yeah |
1140s | very good um so you're here to party |
1143s | really like this is this is your gig |
1145s | jaxus yeah let's go |
1149s | um so the zekk heart |
1150s | goes in to grab you by one shoulder and |
1153s | you step to one side but it's a faint |
1155s | and the second touch comes in and burns |
1157s | part of your skin and you're kind of |
1159s | it's a small saw but it quickly closes |
1161s | up you're used to these fiery pits |
1166s | not a problem |
1168s | someone who's not used to fiery pits |
1170s | underneath cathedrals tikka |
1173s | i'm feeling a little bit like a roast |
1174s | chicken right |
1177s | now by the way the the i i figured it |
1181s | out the two the two little bird marks |
1183s | yeah that's that's obviously that's the |
1185s | rs guy right there you can tell and then |
1187s | that one's that's evil lucario over |
1188s | there |
1204s | it's okay |
1205s | all right it's okay |
1206s | guys don't worry i'm incredible we're |
1208s | pvp we're pregnant all right |
1212s | i'm taking it right here |
1214s | um and maybe mumble something about how |
1216s | we're all gonna die |
1219s | um |
1221s | if you're self-cooking does that mean |
1223s | that your cooking skill goes up cathar |
1225s | what's the |
1226s | how do you think that's working down |
1228s | here right now for you |
1229s | it doesn't give you very much experience |
1232s | oh yes fiery fire making of course |
1237s | okay he's good |
1239s | right uh sorry i do beg your pun you go |
1241s | ahead sir |
1243s | it was a good joke |
1244s | um |
1245s | i'm going to cast arctic inspiration |
1249s | as a level 2 spell on taymor |
1253s | oh |
1255s | how do i do this again |
1257s | i always click the wrong |
1261s | oh ah i never remember the button the |
1263s | key combination to target somebody |
1266s | are you okay don't worry you don't need |
1268s | to just click target for uh that yeah no |
1270s | you can just use the future |
1273s | it's all good |
1274s | nice look at that yeah |
1277s | all right yeah |
1278s | thank you |
1279s | so you've got a is that a d8 for fifth |
1283s | for you guys now so like second level |
1285s | that's yeah right |
1286s | yeah yeah |
1288s | yeah so you've got yeah yeah to use |
1290s | whenever you need to jax this all right |
1295s | i'm sorry i i just i want to ask is |
1297s | verdig inspiration a bonus action or |
1298s | main action |
1300s | it is a bonus action yes |
1302s | i see okay so i'm down to a main action |
1305s | i will just go ahead and lob a crossbow |
1307s | bolt |
1309s | at the uh car |
1313s | whatever his name is zac thank you this |
1316s | new iterations here were you expecting |
1318s | the top heart |
1323s | yes |
1324s | we were |
1326s | yes |
1329s | okay |
1333s | uh does not hit i'm afraid it zooms past |
1336s | the zek |
1342s | that was me on the second one |
1343s | just start showing off the animation |
1346s | um so yeah unfortunately the crossbow |
1348s | bolt zips past the zett car and lanson |
1351s | it just spans up into the lava below |
1356s | yay |
1358s | now the |
1359s | newly equipped mirin i'll give you the |
1362s | benefit of the down so you managed to |
1364s | grab the shield last time gossip |
1366s | um but you're on the wrong side of the |
1368s | map |
1370s | i'm on the opposite side of the map i |
1372s | i'm so upset why did i throw that i'm so |
1375s | dumb okay what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna |
1377s | use my action to bolt into dash |
1381s | so that way i can get over there |
1383s | and be there on time just because i know |
1386s | my luck if i just like |
1388s | let it out of that to the other side |
1389s | something's going to happen over here |
1390s | and i'm just going to die so i'm just |
1392s | going to dash i'm going to try to get to |
1394s | right next to you |
1396s | yeah you can get there ish |
1398s | for sure in one turn like with the dash |
1408s | hold my not my shield i'm still upset |
1411s | and i'm just gonna like just get ready |
1413s | just |
1414s | okay |
1430s | oh |
1432s | life is cardio just weights |
1439s | were we just asking for like a dude bro |
1442s | who was really into like lifting weights |
1445s | kind of character here we are you'll |
1446s | fight yes you're fiery dude bro right |
1451s | he just wants |
1453s | all he wants really is an octagon joe |
1455s | rogan doing commentary and guys just |
1457s | duking it out that that's all that zuk |
1459s | wants like |
1462s | easy guy |
1464s | 24-hour mma |
1467s | like he would be in heaven |
1469s | okay jesus |
1471s | as it is he's in hell so |
1474s | carol |
1475s | over to you carol |
1477s | um yeah uh she would just yell out uh |
1479s | welcome back byron and |
1481s | uh everyone's together |
1483s | i am going to cast bless |
1486s | go |
1487s | so now everyone has a uh d4 added onto |
1490s | any attack roll they have |
1492s | and um with my bonus action i'm just |
1495s | going to |
1496s | activate a spare point |
1513s | where where would you like the weapon to |
1514s | be |
1516s | oh you've you've repainted |
1518s | you paid it's okay |
1520s | you faded it just stared like |
1522s | you tenderized it |
1525s | behind that i taped it |
1527s | um yeah like oh can i say like more |
1529s | behind can i move it like |
1531s | that around here yeah thank you |
1533s | there you go so the weapon has uh |
1537s | yeah yeah no that's okay we've said that |
1539s | before when you place it you can make an |
1540s | attack that's cool okay |
1545s | i love the feather you guys |
1547s | like it's it's all out buff time i love |
1549s | it |
1552s | give me your puffs |
1555s | that's a solid hit let's see what |
1556s | happens |
1558s | okay nine points of damage okay pretty |
1560s | good pretty good |
1562s | it counts as magical so that's good |
1567s | um |
1569s | tame or is it going to be fire with fire |
1574s | you know |
1575s | i do have |
1576s | many tricks up my sleeve fire i got one |
1579s | of them |
1580s | how how hard is it looking |
1582s | the the hammer like um |
1586s | so like the the hammer kind of hit from |
1588s | behind on one of its cauldrons and some |
1590s | of the fiery stuff shot off um |
1593s | but that got rid of some of the red |
1595s | chalk on the floor that somehow stayed |
1597s | there in this extreme heat |
1599s | but it's it's still pretty good it |
1601s | hasn't been hit that badly since your |
1603s | cone of cold |
1605s | gotcha |
1606s | okay |
1608s | i |
1609s | would like to look up at it |
1612s | and i will say |
1613s | heartier than i thought i would like to |
1615s | snap my fingers and fire |
1618s | uh bam bam to eldritch glass right into |
1620s | its face |
1621s | oh using both bless and bark inspiration |
1625s | on the damage |
1628s | nice |
1630s | this takes it out i'm going to go bam |
1631s | bam as soon as it dies |
1635s | technically |
1636s | since i am level 5 eldritch blast is |
1639s | automatically two beams instead of twice |
1640s | yeah yeah quite right |
1644s | oh i need to let's go |
1645s | i knew that |
1647s | okay |
1649s | let's go champ |
1652s | that's a hit |
1653s | guys |
1656s | damage |
1658s | and i have a d8 |
1661s | and a b4 |
1663s | yeah uh |
1665s | i think in the stack |
1668s | yeah i think in in this particular |
1670s | universe |
1671s | um |
1673s | it's for the attack role so it's not for |
1675s | the damage though |
1677s | so |
1677s | it's for like if you're if you're behind |
1680s | on an attack role like you can add a d4 |
1683s | um whenever you want and for the buttock |
1685s | inspiration you can add a d8 whenever |
1687s | like i allow it after the fact |
1690s | like you become inspired and at the last |
1692s | minute turn your blade kind of thing |
1694s | but for this |
1695s | it's you can't add on to the damage i'm |
1697s | afraid |
1698s | okay that's fine but |
1701s | it's still good |
1703s | so that's nice |
1705s | you know yeah now that conservation just |
1707s | does attack yeah |
1709s | okay yeah it's it's to add on to an |
1711s | attack or ability |
1712s | that is fine with me i could save it for |
1714s | later |
1716s | so the first one the first blast you get |
1718s | him right in the stomach as |
1720s | the purple shoots out bang |
1722s | you bend him over double let's have a |
1724s | look for the second one let's see how |
1726s | that does |
1729s | it's a solid here again this roll for |
1731s | damage 23. you're rolling well here |
1734s | for now what's happening all right nine |
1737s | points the second one so as he bends |
1739s | over double you curve the second bolt |
1742s | around uh and it just kind of goes |
1744s | underneath and then lifts up and hits |
1746s | him on the chin and |
1747s | kind of knocks his head back straight |
1749s | into yours and he's growling like almost |
1752s | silently |
1755s | i'd like to curse |
1757s | just a tiny bit |
1759s | wow |
1762s | bam |
1771s | actually can i after i do that i also |
1774s | want to turn back to my party members |
1776s | and say did the audience and is the |
1778s | audience entertained |
1782s | it's still standing somehow |
1784s | oh |
1785s | i'm trying my best here |
1788s | which i'm just gonna look at her and |
1789s | just be like i got my shield |
1792s | you sure do |
1794s | carol just says as long as you're in |
1795s | front and i'm not yes you're doing great |
1797s | honey keep going |
1800s | okay so |
1802s | the zek car turns into pure fire |
1806s | and it runs through jaxus |
1808s | through tikka and mirin and stops there |
1812s | so |
1815s | because of that |
1818s | what |
1819s | is that um |
1828s | you guys get five points of damage each |
1831s | but taymor can take a swing |
1834s | okay |
1835s | oh and also it's uh three points i think |
1838s | me instead because of my resistance to |
1839s | fire it does it doesn't do that it just |
1842s | becomes fire no it's because it ended it |
1844s | turn on their spot |
1847s | oh i see |
1849s | so it it's firing them up so because |
1851s | they're there and at the start and |
1853s | they're now on fire so until they're |
1855s | doused with water or similar they're |
1857s | gonna take 1d10 fire damage at the start |
1860s | of their turn as well |
1863s | oh that's violent |
1866s | so tamar |
1871s | hey |
1872s | this is all about combat this is i'm so |
1874s | excited |
1876s | this is zuck |
1889s | that should be fine nevermind does not |
1891s | hit the |
1893s | dagger does not hit unfortunately |
1896s | uh that's fine |
1899s | um because you start the turn there and |
1901s | you're on fire |
1903s | take another three points of health off |
1910s | bully all right |
1912s | okay let's see um |
1916s | being a bard i don't have many options |
1918s | in terms of just committing violence |
1921s | um |
1924s | am i |
1926s | am i technically behind it |
1928s | um it's in your space |
1931s | i'm gonna be not in my space oh wait i |
1934s | can't do this that would be a bad idea |
1937s | uh i'm going to hit it with the dagger |
1940s | i mean you you could be around it so |
1942s | that you're not in its space and you |
1944s | wouldn't get the attack of opportunity |
1946s | if that's what you're worried about okay |
1948s | i'm glad you know what i meant |
1950s | i guess i'm moving here it seems fine |
1953s | okay so um yeah hit to attack and don't |
1956s | forget to add the where when you bring |
1957s | up the attack in the situational bonus |
1959s | add the 1d4 in there um and that will |
1963s | look for the bless |
1966s | and that will allow you to |
1971s | oh that's cool |
1973s | not that you needed it but you've got 24 |
1975s | as the dagger rips through the air |
1981s | i'd like to imagine that your dagger is |
1984s | literally playing the song for |
1986s | um |
2001s | all right |
2010s | no |
2011s | i don't think so |
2013s | and well |
2016s | i mean uh is this hold on i need to |
2018s | double check this is a bonus action or |
2020s | not i don't think it is though |
2022s | sure what do you want to do um |
2024s | i was gonna i was gonna cast cure wounds |
2026s | on myself |
2030s | that's an action i think yeah |
2032s | unfortunately yeah |
2034s | that's okay that's okay in that case i |
2035s | am good |
2037s | okay |
2038s | um next up we have myron so myron you |
2041s | take 1d10 let me do that for |
2046s | do you take three points of fire damage |
2049s | okay uh there you go |
2052s | i'll move you there because i think |
2053s | that's what you want to do and then i'll |
2054s | move the zet car back and then you can |
2056s | move freely wherever you want to |
2058s | it's like you know what i'm doing this |
2060s | is so great this is great okay so |
2063s | here's |
2064s | here's a question |
2066s | you said it's on fire it needs something |
2069s | with water or something similar to put |
2071s | it out i have a frost brand long sword |
2075s | fire and ice |
2076s | boom |
2078s | does that work |
2081s | i'm afraid that that's gonna break too |
2083s | okay |
2084s | so the way that i've written this is |
2086s | similar to dnd enemy in that every |
2088s | gallon of water splashed on it will take |
2090s | one cold damage |
2092s | and i'm going to say that they're |
2094s | probably going to be susceptible to cold |
2096s | damage for sure |
2099s | okay |
2100s | so |
2101s | here's bit |
2104s | you know what |
2106s | i'm not even going to think too much i'm |
2107s | just going to do what mama's going |
2108s | through i'm just going to be |
2112s | i'm just going to hit it be your best |
2114s | elf self you go be my best elf self |
2117s | because i literally got caught on fire |
2119s | my shield is broken it's now upsetting |
2122s | my friend's now turning into chicken i'm |
2124s | not okay with it so |
2129s | i'm |
2133s | no |
2134s | it's not thanksgiving oh well okay okay |
2137s | i don't wanna thanksgiving |
2140s | i want to uh just hit this this guy with |
2143s | my frost brain loves it |
2145s | go fred let's go you get two attacks of |
2147s | course and you're flanking so we'll give |
2150s | you advantage |
2151s | bam |
2153s | nice |
2155s | nice |
2171s | okay normal |
2176s | can i use my |
2177s | um i can't use it on damage just kidding |
2181s | so that does that would normally do 13 |
2184s | but because it doubles it goes up to 16 |
2187s | because of the ice damage extra |
2189s | so |
2191s | the zek |
2193s | kind of gets cold and then bursts |
2196s | and then in this next hit i want to |
2199s | because uh i wanna just be like i am |
2205s | gonna hit it again okay |
2207s | let's see if you're having a little post |
2209s | off versus zuck here i like it oh |
2211s | absolutely he's still on his chair i'm |
2214s | this is probably a bad idea doing |
2216s | advantage again right |
2220s | okay |
2224s | did i hit |
2226s | it's a 17. |
2227s | 17 is a hit yeah yeah yes |
2233s | okay get it |
2234s | kill it |
2236s | kill it end it end it rightly |
2239s | add the four since 13. |
2241s | okay so the first zeck heart dies |
2245s | as frost overcomes it and suck it |
2249s | yes |
2251s | we're gonna end combat at that point |
2269s | zechar |
2270s | rise out of the lava |
2273s | this time either side |
2276s | of the combat arena |
2279s | and now we're gonna |
2281s | oh no we're not gonna do that hold on |
2283s | let me restart that folks i do beg your |
2285s | palm |
2287s | um |
2290s | there is two um could you roll for |
2292s | initiative please |
2294s | here we go again |
2295s | oh no |
2309s | uh no because you've moved out i'm gonna |
2312s | say no because that that would be really |
2314s | mean to keep you on fire i'll say that |
2316s | the movement doused it as you rolled out |
2317s | the whale something similar |
2320s | um but we're gonna begin |
2322s | the second wave |
2325s | with tikka |
2328s | so |
2329s | there's |
2330s | there are two of these guys looking at |
2332s | you |
2334s | they're looking um i bet i'm looking |
2337s | delicious right now |
2338s | you know what |
2340s | i don't |
2342s | oh it pains me to have to do this i |
2344s | don't like resorting to this kind of |
2346s | thing but i don't think we have a choice |
2347s | in the matter here it's time to meditate |
2351s | um |
2353s | uh i'm going to cast eldritch spear on |
2357s | the closest [ __ ] excuse me the |
2359s | closest thing |
2361s | the closest this is |
2368s | god |
2369s | how do i do it |
2371s | because you want to cast |
2373s | like an eldritch blast right |
2376s | i think so the thing is uh because it |
2378s | comes from an item i own it doesn't |
2380s | actually describe what it does that's |
2382s | okay so um |
2384s | yeah i know what you mean uh so let's |
2386s | put the eldritch blast in |
2388s | um because it's 300 essentially you get |
2391s | 300 feet of damage with that so in your |
2394s | spellbook in a moment |
2395s | will be uh eldridge blast you'll be able |
2398s | to cast that |
2400s | hey |
2403s | all right um |
2404s | i'm wondering how |
2407s | how uh jax is character |
2409s | uh taymor's gonna feel about seeing you |
2412s | casting an eldritch blast |
2418s | we're not gonna talk about it |
2420s | all right i have is this something i |
2422s | should know |
2424s | no you've been a secret zammer acting |
2426s | the whole time you know you could you |
2427s | could tell me you don't have to talk |
2429s | about it in front of the other two you |
2430s | know |
2430s | you can just admit it you can tell me he |
2432s | likes amaranth that's fine we're not |
2434s | gonna we're not gonna look we're not |
2435s | gonna i got the butterfly mistake and |
2438s | every time i throw it away it comes back |
2439s | an hour later i can't you know what |
2441s | we're just i'm going to talk about it |
2442s | we're not going to talk about it |
2444s | like a horror movie sort of thing going |
2446s | on |
2447s | i got you chica i i hear last is uh |
2451s | stunningly accurate as it um |
2455s | it hits through the natural |
2459s | gas like it's like a little lament |
2460s | configuration i can't get rid of it |
2463s | um so you roll damage |
2468s | oh yeah sorry i didn't know how to get |
2469s | the animation to prague |
2471s | that's okay |
2473s | that's what i'm here for it's not a |
2474s | problem okay so that does 10 points of |
2478s | damage |
2480s | okay and then um |
2482s | i want |
2484s | as a bonus action if i am allowed to |
2486s | i would like to cast a dancing rapier |
2489s | absolutely |
2491s | all right |
2492s | um and i want to put it right in front |
2495s | of this guy |
2497s | right in the way of where he's going to |
2499s | try and burn my face off yeah no problem |
2501s | nice yes |
2505s | all right and i'm assuming it can attack |
2507s | right |
2509s | yeah it can attack yeah for sure we've |
2511s | said that with these weapons i don't |
2512s | mind that |
2514s | that's a hit of 14 |
2516s | all right |
2520s | all |
2521s | right 11 points of damage fantastic okay |
2526s | um any movement |
2531s | yeah |
2532s | there we go |
2533s | and i'm good |
2535s | okay uh next up we have myron so |
2541s | uh gossip there's now two of these guys |
2544s | after you've just destroyed one they |
2546s | literally you've killed one and there's |
2547s | two more they've popped up and when you |
2549s | look over the edge you can kind of see |
2552s | the zek car roaming around waiting for |
2555s | you |
2556s | endless waves |
2559s | what are you gonna do |
2564s | well i didn't think i'd get this one |
2567s | um i was fully expecting to die before |
2569s | we got here |
2571s | um it's only rate four |
2573s | i mean okay so i'm gonna |
2577s | so i'm gonna grab my sword and my shield |
2579s | and just prepare it to go attack this |
2581s | one over here but in passing to tamor |
2584s | i'm just gonna say |
2585s | um there's only there's continuous waves |
2588s | we have to think of something |
2590s | and um just so that |
2593s | uh they all know |
2595s | and i'm just gonna attack uh this guy |
2598s | with my frosh brand |
2600s | my i'm by long so i'm gonna i'm just |
2602s | gonna hit it i'm just gonna let's move |
2604s | closer to danger because that sounds |
2605s | like a good idea |
2606s | that's a great idea |
2609s | yeah right |
2610s | that's your job |
2612s | it's your job good job |
2614s | she's she's tanking she's tanking |
2616s | i'm taking this thank you |
2624s | okay |
2625s | first attack |
2626s | misses |
2628s | the frost grand sword hits to the edge |
2630s | of the side and |
2632s | just |
2632s | causes a little bit of fire that was |
2634s | probably previously one of tikka's |
2636s | feathers uh just goes out in a dash |
2641s | the great second attack |
2644s | i'm panicking |
2646s | holy well that one hit |
2648s | you're all good yes |
2651s | okay i'm gonna |
2653s | hook the best |
2658s | okay not so bad so |
2660s | uh because the the the ice damage goes |
2663s | up that actually goes up to um 11 points |
2666s | of damage which is pretty good |
2669s | okay |
2671s | pretty good |
2674s | now |
2680s | i just kind of want to step a little bit |
2682s | this way if i can yeah just because |
2685s | i know i don't want a haircut so i just |
2688s | know how to act so |
2701s | you can teach an old elf new tricks i |
2703s | love it |
2704s | that's true |
2706s | i'm just young it's fine |
2709s | yeah i know |
2711s | so the zek car over here |
2715s | um |
2717s | is gonna come up right behind carol |
2723s | it glides over |
2738s | a transformers reference in uh jagex get |
2741s | fantastic love it xd game fantastic |
2747s | 22. that's a solid hit |
2752s | ouch let's go for this |
2755s | and it does 20 points of damage to carol |
2759s | half of carol's life force is gone as |
2762s | one big hand grasps |
2765s | and goes across your face and just burns |
2767s | off all of your makeup |
2770s | no |
2771s | no there's blusher dripping on the floor |
2776s | oh dear oh harold |
2779s | the cheek implant |
2781s | how are you gonna react dang |
2785s | i've made |
2787s | hundreds of brownies |
2788s | and one |
2789s | sundae for a brownie bake sale |
2792s | i can handle the heat and she's going to |
2794s | oh my god |
2796s | wait up and hit it with a sacred flame |
2801s | let's go |
2810s | absolutely god tear dialogue |
2813s | this is great |
2815s | mvp over here |
2820s | the the radiance comes down but it only |
2823s | hits for four points of damage |
2825s | okay |
2826s | well with my spiritual weapon uh can i |
2829s | is it possible let's move it like how |
2831s | much can i move it |
2833s | yeah it's fine you can get it there it's |
2835s | no problem |
2836s | okay perfect yeah can i like |
2838s | make it whoosh around flank it and hit |
2841s | it |
2842s | yep so the the meat tenderizer um |
2845s | because i'm guessing that you're a mean |
2847s | cookout you do a mean cookout as well |
2849s | like for the school pta like you flip |
2852s | those burgers as well |
2854s | so the tenderizer comes around the other |
2856s | side |
2857s | um and i've put the extra spell slot on |
2860s | so you can use so you can bring it |
2862s | straight back up in chat want to see it |
2863s | if it's easier |
2865s | and yeah go for the attack you'll have |
2867s | advantage because you're flanking with |
2869s | yourself |
2871s | not that you need it but roll it again |
2872s | just in case |
2874s | maybe 20. okay so it's a good hit yeah |
2877s | yeah it's a good hit roll for damage and |
2879s | we'll see how that does |
2881s | oh okay here we go so the tenderizer |
2884s | comes in and |
2886s | straight between the shoulder blades |
2888s | where where presumably they would be on |
2889s | the zebra oh like that gets knocked |
2892s | forwards |
2894s | good job okay okay is it possible to do |
2897s | one more thing with movement |
2899s | yeah you can do whatever you want with |
2901s | movement |
2902s | yeah i have a question so i have my |
2904s | shield right and um it says i have a it |
2907s | gives me a plus one to ac but does that |
2909s | mean i have to physically hold it up and |
2911s | i'll actually get a plus one or is that |
2912s | already added on to it already added on |
2916s | okay never mind all right well |
2919s | okay |
2920s | ladies i want to get out of the way of |
2922s | this thing |
2923s | but i know i'm gonna get attack of |
2925s | opportunity so |
2929s | i think it's worth it honestly i just go |
2931s | for it i don't want to be in the way of |
2933s | this thing so i'm gonna i'm gonna try my |
2934s | best to |
2935s | move out of the way |
2939s | okay here and the yeah |
2943s | it's gonna go to make an attack on you |
2948s | and it misses just |
2951s | one point |
2953s | so i rolled a 16 |
2955s | you've |
2967s | so he goes to here and uh he just he |
2970s | crosses the the fire actually turns off |
2973s | love so now you've just got live laugh |
2976s | on your shield |
2978s | we're loved just like my second husband |
2996s | okay |
2997s | it's going so the second greatest enemy |
3006s | uh that hits myron |
3010s | on the first attack |
3013s | you got 19 but nice try |
3016s | oh my shield's gone oh no both |
3020s | both of them hit no you've got a shield |
3021s | up |
3022s | yeah but oh yeah oh hold on |
3027s | i see yeah yeah so |
3029s | yeah no you've got 21 so both are safe |
3033s | just so i rolled 20 on both of its |
3035s | attacks and because you have a normal |
3037s | shield now that would add plus two so |
3040s | yeah you would be knight's armor is 19 |
3043s | and then you've got your uh shield up |
3045s | which is plus two |
3047s | oh i'm sorry i was just looking after |
3049s | myself |
3067s | can summon eldrit's blast too what about |
3070s | that tikka |
3072s | oh oh i haven't even started yet sis |
3076s | that's like chicken |
3082s | don't you speak his language myron |
3085s | oh i do |
3092s | here we go |
3106s | uh just laughing merrily to himself |
3109s | and he's kind of actually he's he's |
3111s | walked along a little bit he's seen |
3113s | where the action's gone come off of his |
3115s | throne and he step stood over here so he |
3117s | can get a a real kind of look at |
3120s | everything |
3121s | and he's |
3122s | gonna take |
3123s | take this scythe off of the uh |
3126s | grim reaper next to him and uh brandish |
3129s | it menacingly at you all |
3135s | what a boy |
3139s | look at the unfinishing weapon well i |
3141s | can brandish the staff too |
3143s | i don't actually do that okay is it my |
3145s | turn now |
3147s | yeah absolutely |
3149s | let me kill him |
3150s | okay so uh you know what myron did very |
3155s | kindly step out of the way so i don't |
3157s | think i'm going to |
3159s | waste this opportunity but first |
3162s | i would like to use one of my actual |
3165s | spell slots to cast hex as a bonus |
3168s | action |
3173s | the one yeah right there in the corner |
3175s | that one |
3176s | okay |
3181s | hang on |
3185s | i'm not quite sure how to cast hicks |
3188s | he's not letting me use any spell slots |
3190s | i'll cast the four it's okay |
3192s | okay that sounds good yeah you should be |
3194s | she should be taking it from your um |
3196s | packed magic oh so when you pick the |
3198s | spell you have to choose pack slot and |
3200s | then cast it oh |
3202s | okay |
3204s | i've done it for you it's in the it's in |
3206s | the chat |
3208s | um essentially you're gonna deal an |
3210s | extra 1d6 whenever you hit it with an |
3213s | attack |
3214s | excellent |
3215s | and then would you like to choose an |
3217s | ability |
3220s | yeah is there a particular ability you |
3221s | would like dexterity |
3223s | okay actually |
3225s | my stigma |
3226s | constitution |
3228s | is going to have disadvantage on |
3229s | constitution checks so which spell are |
3232s | you now going to hit it with that needs |
3233s | a constitution saving very taxes |
3244s | so this is uh |
3245s | the second out of five charges for code |
3248s | of cold on the staff i am keeping track |
3250s | don't worry mister that's okay |
3252s | no hey i trust you |
3255s | there you go it's on try now thank you |
3257s | thank you |
3259s | i'll um i'll add extra slots in for that |
3261s | to make it easier |
3263s | thank you |
3265s | okay so this goes out and it's almost |
3268s | about to hit zucchini uh he |
3270s | washes up a huge wall of flame that just |
3274s | as the two elements mix |
3277s | against each other and he turns |
3279s | menacingly to you and says |
3281s | see more of that fight |
3285s | piss him off |
3287s | i'll say back to him i look forward to |
3290s | it |
3293s | so let's |
3295s | have a look at this check so i need a 15 |
3297s | with disadvantage |
3299s | i get a 21. |
3301s | double 80. |
3304s | hello |
3307s | in this economy double 18 this economy |
3310s | this academy oh my god |
3313s | when the disadvantage isn't a |
3314s | disadvantage at all |
3316s | but |
3316s | because it takes double damage from it |
3319s | it will just take normal damage |
3322s | so it will still take 38 points of |
3324s | damage oh my goodness |
3327s | wow would you imagine if that was |
3329s | doubled |
3333s | oh the zekk heart feels this huge wave |
3337s | of cold passing over |
3341s | and kind of splits over |
3343s | into a hundred places |
3348s | e6 uh from hex right |
3351s | right the |
3352s | uh necrotic yeah roll the d6 |
3355s | sure |
3358s | extra 14. so an extra four |
3360s | just a little |
3366s | you kind of see like while the while his |
3369s | arm has broken up in places by cold and |
3371s | bits of his breastplate are done you can |
3373s | just see underneath this kind of weird |
3375s | elemental piece cracking |
3377s | as a small scar filled with plague and |
3380s | necrosis feels under his chest |
3383s | good |
3384s | all right |
3385s | it's my turn |
3388s | okay tikka |
3389s | so the guy on your right like in the |
3392s | east over here he looks pretty banged up |
3394s | uh the guy closing the gap towards you |
3398s | is pretty fresh |
3400s | yeah |
3402s | i don't like the situation at all |
3405s | i'm between two very angry boys |
3409s | um i'm gonna turn to to this one i don't |
3413s | want to put my back too |
3414s | and um i didn't do this last time |
3417s | because i only just figured out how this |
3419s | works |
3421s | but um |
3424s | i'm gonna |
3426s | i guess it does it all applies to how it |
3429s | works so i have two invocations i have |
3430s | eldritch spear which i guess increases |
3433s | its range to 300 feet or something |
3435s | ridiculous like that |
3436s | uh correct |
3438s | but i also have agonizing blast which |
3440s | adds my charisma to the damage roll |
3444s | or something like that that's automatic |
3447s | on that so you you've already got |
3449s | automatically |
3450s | all right i am that's why you hear that |
3452s | so with the average glass is better than |
3453s | yours |
3457s | it adds a plus four but you only do one |
3459s | bolt and she does too |
3462s | okay |
3463s | so |
3465s | just to keep the piece a little bit |
3466s | there |
3469s | just a little |
3472s | all right well i am going |
3477s | i'm gonna go ahead and um |
3480s | hit what is this oh god i have three of |
3482s | these |
3484s | what's oh nevermind no i know what that |
3485s | one is i'm gonna hit him with eldridge |
3486s | blast this one behind me |
3489s | okay |
3494s | that's cool i didn't realize you could |
3496s | upgrade eldritch blast with passive |
3497s | effects that's neat |
3499s | oh yeah so that that's the whole look |
3501s | purpose of a warlock like the eldritch |
3504s | blast becomes the real workforce |
3506s | so level five is jax i said you get like |
3509s | two blasts that comes out instead of one |
3513s | huh that's cool i'm not yeah i don't |
3515s | play enough d d so i'm not familiar with |
3517s | all the |
3519s | the inner mechanics so this is neat but |
3521s | anyway yeah all right i gotta attack |
3523s | this dude |
3525s | go for it |
3529s | 25 solid hit |
3531s | yeah so the purple |
3533s | comes out hits |
3535s | roll damage |
3540s | eight points nice |
3542s | pretty good so the force damage |
3544s | kind of hits back in the second glares |
3547s | menacingly at you |
3548s | any movement |
3551s | um |
3552s | uh bonus action i want my all my uh i |
3555s | want my radio to hit the other one |
3565s | all right please hit it don't fail me |
3568s | now |
3570s | doesn't hear i'm afraid the rapier skids |
3572s | along the floor |
3573s | and just gets stuck a little bit but |
3575s | doesn't manage to fly up in time |
3578s | ah |
3579s | oh well |
3580s | all right um |
3582s | i am going to |
3585s | jack up right here |
3588s | and i'll end my turn |
3590s | okay |
3592s | myron |
3594s | i have to finish this thing off gotta |
3596s | finish it off |
3597s | no pressure |
3601s | okay |
3602s | go team |
3603s | go team go team |
3605s | let's go go team bam bam |
3608s | bam bam i'm gonna whack the heck out of |
3610s | this guy |
3613s | do it |
3615s | what |
3617s | let's go champ |
3619s | back away |
3621s | as this is |
3624s | hoggers oh no |
3627s | oh can i add my d4 |
3630s | yeah you can add a default yeah |
3634s | okay |
3635s | you're here |
3637s | so yeah you just gotta roll it |
3639s | so the triangle on the bottom right oh |
3642s | solid |
3644s | with |
3644s | with the bless you hip |
3648s | psych okay |
3650s | okay uh |
3654s | awesome great |
3661s | you do seven points of damage this time |
3665s | thank you for running one |
3668s | okay i'm gonna do it again that's okay |
3673s | i'll do it again |
3678s | there we go 23 easily hits the set card |
3694s | under your sword as another one is |
3696s | destroyed from the battlefield |
3698s | i want to yell bamboo |
3701s | another one |
3704s | i backed up into it really hoping you |
3706s | would be able to kill him |
3709s | nah |
3715s | any movement at all |
3717s | um i do actually want to move because |
3719s | i'm a little more nervous for actually |
3722s | i'm nervous for carol |
3724s | so i'm |
3735s | to protect her a little bit in case he |
3737s | comes this way |
3739s | okay yeah i want to protect carol |
3742s | i also want a brownie so apparently |
3744s | she's like really good at baking so like |
3746s | i mean i would like to treat after all |
3747s | of this |
3766s | uh |
3770s | do you wanna does carol want to make an |
3773s | attack with the spiritual weapon |
3775s | like uh yes of course opportunity |
3779s | oh god please |
3795s | price |
3797s | um so the |
3798s | the hammer |
3799s | catches on the back of the knee and a |
3802s | large chunk of armor crashes off |
3804s | uh straps fly everywhere bits of plate |
3808s | uh new heat rounds it off and the zetka |
3811s | makes its way over to |
3814s | begins the multi attack |
3817s | so attack number one |
3829s | would you like to roll a d100 |
3832s | kathar to see what happens |
3835s | yes i would love to roll a d100 to see |
3837s | what this guy has to deal with |
3842s | 76 |
3844s | 76 that's pretty good |
3847s | so |
3849s | that would be |
3851s | no |
3859s | uh |
3862s | the set car |
3864s | is so afraid of tikka's dexterity that |
3868s | it becomes afraid |
3870s | of |
3871s | tikka |
3873s | yeah |
3875s | oh |
3878s | it cannot |
3881s | it can now not uh get any closer to |
3884s | tikka and any attacks that it tries to |
3887s | make on tika will be at a disadvantage |
3892s | wow |
3893s | beautiful shaping up nicely |
3896s | fear the bird |
3898s | um and of course it can't take its |
3900s | second attack because it's um it fumbled |
3903s | so badly |
3904s | uh carol over to |
3907s | you is looking very disapprovingly by |
3910s | the way we should be saying at this |
3912s | point he is not happy it's like this |
3914s | guy's being demoted it's gonna become |
3917s | slag in the next uh in the next life |
3923s | you know i'm i'm sure the zekk heart got |
3924s | chased by goose as a child and this is |
3927s | awesome |
3929s | oh my god but um |
3931s | yeah |
3932s | i think |
3933s | she's going to |
3935s | um you know what i'm gonna cast a |
3939s | where is it where is it mascara wounds |
3942s | okay |
3944s | let's |
3945s | give everyone a little |
3947s | healing or something or something or |
3949s | something something nothing terrible so |
3952s | you all take |
3953s | six points of healing |
3957s | yes yes |
3958s | i think we make these |
3960s | yes yes |
3962s | thank god for an even party composition |
3966s | yeah really |
3967s | really balanced as well things should be |
3971s | oh my god so i would like to god fix |
3972s | this right |
3975s | this is right i'm excited |
3979s | um |
3980s | move my spiritual weapon and go ahead |
3982s | and give him a little whack in the face |
3986s | do you want it to be flanking from tikka |
3988s | or |
3990s | um sure like that okay |
3993s | so you you have advantage |
3998s | all right |
3999s | do the attack advantage |
4005s | almost |
4007s | almost |
4011s | nine points |
4012s | perfect nice nice |
4014s | and uh carol's just gonna |
4019s | do what myron said and just stay behind |
4021s | her |
4022s | yeah okay |
4023s | so you see your your spiritual um meat |
4026s | tenderizer come in and just wallop it on |
4028s | the back of the head as this huge uh |
4031s | welt starts to appear there |
4037s | let's see |
4039s | taymor |
4040s | it sure is |
4042s | how are you feeling about all these |
4043s | eldritch blasts coming out of a |
4045s | supposedly |
4046s | peaceful bird over there |
4051s | what else is he hiding |
4053s | tico you've lost all of my trust my |
4056s | respect what little i had for you anyway |
4059s | i'm sure there's |
4062s | reason she didn't mean it buddy it's |
4063s | okay |
4066s | you're doing great the reason is |
4067s | currently staring me in the face |
4072s | with a sad puppy dog |
4075s | by be fair at the moment the zet car is |
4078s | definitely trying to avoid your gaze |
4080s | because it's absolutely scared of you |
4085s | it's like |
4088s | don't look at me |
4091s | you know i think i will be wise and not |
4094s | expel all of my spell slots all in one |
4097s | so why don't we continue the trend |
4100s | of eldritch blasts |
4102s | and snap tutu bam bam |
4106s | right at its face |
4113s | oh i'd like wow to add |
4116s | the |
4129s | there's nothing in your way |
4133s | yeah |
4134s | there's nothing really in your way |
4136s | i'm trying to think of the best way to |
4137s | do this |
4139s | shallow |
4142s | no because it's yeah roller d100 let's |
4144s | see what happens go for it okay |
4150s | so 14. |
4153s | i can't wait to freaking die |
4155s | one turn why |
4157s | so |
4159s | as you |
4161s | you go to cast the eldritch blast and as |
4163s | you do so the the momentum from the |
4165s | magic catches you off guard and you |
4167s | stumble forwards up towards the zet car |
4171s | and in doing so smash into it and knock |
4174s | yourself prone |
4178s | wow oh good |
4180s | i'm on the ground now |
4183s | suck is |
4188s | foolish mortals |
4192s | tikka |
4193s | over to you |
4195s | why is everyone so mean to me |
4198s | what kind of action would it cost to |
4201s | pull |
4202s | taymor out of prone |
4205s | um like also warriors hand down kind of |
4208s | thing and do it i'd because the exact |
4211s | cause |
4212s | um |
4213s | afraid of you i'll allow you to do that |
4214s | as a bonus action |
4217s | okay i'll do that as a bonus action then |
4219s | get up get up |
4221s | jesus |
4223s | all right |
4229s | just |
4239s | i think it's a good look on my nails |
4240s | though i may keep it |
4255s | uh it's okay we love him um that's why |
4257s | we do it to him |
4259s | oh god what am i even gonna do |
4261s | um |
4263s | well are you going to kill him |
4266s | oh yeah totally |
4268s | i'm gonna need a little more than bardic |
4270s | inspiration to kill this thing um |
4274s | this thing still looks pretty fresh guys |
4277s | yeah that's a problem that's a problem |
4280s | we haven't hit it very hard |
4283s | uh so do we honestly |
4286s | honestly i my best bet my best bet |
4288s | really is to just hit it with another um |
4292s | eldridge blast |
4293s | yeah for sure yeah it's probably the |
4295s | best weapon right now |
4298s | i wish i knew about it three episodes |
4300s | ago |
4303s | uh let's see all right well let's do |
4305s | this |
4310s | uh |
4310s | despite the zekka cowering from you |
4313s | somehow |
4315s | you managed to do through the legs |
4318s | can i |
4319s | can i put my uh blessing on it |
4323s | yeah you can roll a d4 |
4326s | is it a d4 okay |
4328s | oh god that's not |
4330s | yeah no never mind there's no one |
4332s | there's no point yeah i mean you just |
4334s | don't hit it right well you can still |
4335s | hit it on a 13 |
4337s | you need a full |
4340s | okay well all right worth it go for it |
4349s | are you okay all right yay |
4351s | that's fine okay |
4353s | all right damaged |
4367s | so the blast comes up |
4371s | okay it's pretty good |
4375s | all right so that and just the guy just |
4377s | unsafe |
4379s | no no you go |
4382s | oh i was just gonna move right here |
4386s | um so the guy will still get a um he'll |
4390s | still get an attack of opportunity but |
4393s | um it'll be a disadvantage |
4396s | oh |
4397s | some advantage |
4399s | just misses you at 15 so you've got an |
4402s | armored car 16 so you're all good i |
4404s | think he does anyway i'll double check |
4406s | that um just now but |
4408s | it might not been able to do that |
4410s | i think he could |
4412s | um |
4412s | so |
4413s | that's your turn done i think |
4417s | all right |
4420s | um but that was a good move to move away |
4423s | as well because he's frightened he can't |
4424s | move closer to you we can't close that |
4426s | gap |
4427s | he's only frightened of tikka though we |
4429s | should say so now that teak is out of |
4432s | his um he won't move closer to tika if |
4434s | that makes sense |
4437s | so let's uh let's carry on with myron |
4441s | okay a couple of questions is tamora up |
4443s | mm-hmm |
4445s | yeah i am |
4447s | yeah uh tika picked her up |
4450s | i'm so excited okay so what i'm gonna do |
4453s | is i'm gonna |
4455s | it's like tamar knows exactly what i'm |
4457s | gonna do |
4458s | okay so what i'm gonna do is i'm going |
4461s | to |
4463s | so wait |
4464s | if he sees tikka |
4466s | automatically frightened right just like |
4468s | it's like i don't want to get it friend |
4469s | of tika so it won't move any closer |
4473s | so if i stand in front of tikka and |
4474s | tikka is in my in the peripheral people |
4477s | come closer to me right you're like oh |
4479s | my gosh correct |
4481s | yeah |
4483s | let's do it |
4484s | right here |
4486s | oh my gosh |
4487s | oh my gosh |
4489s | i'm going to look at tamora and i'm |
4490s | going to be like sleeping on the job huh |
4492s | and i'm just going to take okay |
4495s | start start whacking the heck out of it |
4497s | with my sword |
4500s | um |
4500s | okay |
4502s | i can leave you know |
4505s | if you guys don't want me here |
4507s | you need the power to keep going it's |
4509s | okay i've only got two spell slots you |
4512s | know i gotta take like a short rest |
4514s | every |
4515s | five minutes you know how it is take a |
4517s | nap i take a nap right here |
4522s | one more question says |
4524s | since |
4525s | since tika's behind me |
4527s | um would that still be a regular role or |
4529s | would that be |
4531s | taking advantage of well you've you've |
4532s | you've got the spiritual weapon so |
4534s | you're all good yeah so you have |
4536s | advantage oh wow i just look perfectly |
4538s | placed myself unintentionally wow |
4540s | nice i'm just gonna |
4542s | hit it |
4545s | okay |
4551s | solid hit |
4553s | let's roll for damage |
4559s | okay okay back at it again there we go |
4562s | i'm gonna do it again i gotta get it |
4564s | krispy kreme here we go |
4566s | she going |
4568s | okay |
4570s | that's it |
4572s | that's it okay |
4574s | nice oh my gosh |
4576s | that's that's a really good hit so |
4578s | that's 23 points on that one because of |
4580s | what wow |
4586s | did you get taymor wake up |
4588s | time to time to work |
4592s | i'm working i'm doing everything i can |
4594s | man |
4595s | i'm trying |
4599s | let's go to work |
4602s | so the zeck heart looks at you all |
4605s | very frustratingly |
4607s | at this point |
4608s | and you kind of hear a rumble as it's |
4610s | going |
4612s | inside itself and it's |
4613s | getting really cross |
4615s | something's happening you're not quite |
4617s | sure what |
4618s | um |
4620s | and |
4622s | it suddenly begins to cast a spell |
4628s | not at me i'm perfect |
4632s | classic as a huge fireball erupts |
4638s | and i need you all to make dexterity |
4640s | saving throws as zerk begins to laugh |
4643s | and shout in the background |
4649s | oh my gosh |
4651s | fine |
4653s | oh thank god |
4657s | i don't think that was |
4658s | okay wait |
4660s | six oh wow this dice oh no yours was the |
4663s | white one oh no |
4665s | now |
4666s | carol |
4667s | i will remind you of the bless that you |
4669s | have |
4670s | but it still wouldn't make the |
4672s | difference i'm afraid |
4675s | uh even even with the bless you would |
4677s | still be under 11. |
4679s | so we're going to roll for damage |
4683s | okay okay that's fine |
4685s | that's okay so |
4687s | um |
4689s | you would normally take let's start here |
4691s | so um tamor would normally take 13 |
4694s | because they saved the dextro |
4697s | they also have resistance so they would |
4699s | only take seven |
4705s | so that's okay |
4708s | um next up is carol who takes it all |
4712s | yeah i was going to say like i i see him |
4715s | cast that spell and recognize what it is |
4717s | i'm like everyone get down |
4719s | carol can you make a death saving throw |
4722s | please |
4723s | oh sorry |
4725s | um |
4728s | go into your character sheet and click |
4730s | the little skull |
4733s | oh in the middle okay |
4735s | in the middle of your character you're |
4737s | all good you've got one save so that's |
4739s | one so you need three of these gap or |
4742s | somebody to help you up or put a potion |
4744s | down your neck cast some kind of healing |
4746s | or something like that um now the other |
4749s | two of you guys |
4752s | you just take 13 points which is going |
4754s | to go on there bam |
4755s | oh yikes |
4758s | was that |
4759s | oh no that's |
4761s | way more that's all let me apply it let |
4764s | me take care and then half damage there |
4766s | you go bam |
4768s | nice |
4769s | so there you go oh my goodness |
4772s | um |
4774s | and |
4775s | zuck is uncontrollably laughing at the |
4778s | fact that one of you is downed |
4780s | and the other three are pretty much on |
4782s | fire |
4783s | he is loving the action |
4786s | and he's like uh |
4788s | frothing at the mouth of this fight |
4790s | that's occurring |
4793s | carol it's now your turn you need to |
4796s | make another saving please uh-oh all |
4799s | right |
4801s | okay another check asked one |
4816s | she's gotta make it time for the bake |
4817s | sale |
4819s | we're an hour and a half into this and |
4820s | you already think there's no tpks it's |
4822s | really cute |
4825s | it's your turn |
4827s | it sure is |
4829s | tikka how many healing potions do you |
4830s | have |
4832s | oh god you know |
4834s | none cause we'll have two right if you |
4836s | haven't used any you should have |
4837s | one at least |
4840s | nope |
4841s | does not happen this |
4843s | this bird didn't come with any |
4846s | i |
4847s | take a bonus action |
4849s | to yell you have cure wounds though |
4851s | right |
4851s | yeah i have i have i have means |
4854s | okay he does okay what the hell's gonna |
4857s | be the guys we're all dead |
4863s | he's got stuff on him |
4865s | yep okay bards gotta love him |
4869s | okay |
4870s | so i am going to |
4872s | i |
4873s | i like to envision fireball was just |
4875s | casted doesn't do much damage to me so i |
4877s | just kind of stood there and took all |
4878s | the fire i'd like to bat the smoke away |
4881s | step forward just once actually how |
4884s | about right here and then i'll turn |
4886s | towards the |
4887s | zakar |
4889s | the car and i'm going to cast lightning |
4892s | bolt |
4893s | right at it not enough to hit zuck |
4896s | i don't want to hit |
4898s | i just want to clip him a little bit you |
4900s | know but right there god you say even |
4903s | it's like a haircut |
4908s | uh join me to give you some slots |
4911s | i do need to get slots yes there you go |
4915s | not a problem |
4918s | um let's |
4920s | place that template for you do you want |
4921s | to |
4922s | like that right there |
4925s | yeah |
4926s | that's okay |
4928s | uh so that's really good so look kind of |
4931s | moves his arm out the way and laughs at |
4933s | you knowing what you were trying to do |
4936s | but he appreciated there's almost like |
4938s | an honor code there between warriors |
4940s | um meanwhile the zed car is going to try |
4943s | and do what he can to move out of the |
4944s | way |
4947s | fails miserably |
4950s | roll damage |
4954s | and the zed car explodes as lightning |
4957s | goes everywhere |
4959s | uh well done guys that's that |
4961s | combat one |
4963s | um |
4964s | do you want to cast |
4966s | do you want to cast kill wounds in the |
4967s | interim tikka |
4969s | yeah |
4970s | that's uh |
4976s | i used to feel it coming to my body |
4978s | um |
4979s | i'm gonna i'm gonna run it as a third |
4981s | level spell |
4983s | oh my god |
4986s | on yeah and however i do this on |
4993s | need wow great |
4995s | that's not too bad now |
4997s | at this point you guys all feel |
5001s | something really weird come over you as |
5004s | if you've just rested so the bless |
5007s | uh dissipates |
5010s | and you guys from your character sheet |
5012s | you can all take a long rest |
5016s | oh thank god |
5019s | wow thank you mr dm |
5022s | how do you do that |
5023s | carol oh it's okay i'll do it for you |
5025s | guys |
5027s | i got it i got it online carol looks |
5029s | around he goes uh hey oh dude that was |
5031s | amazing healing you just did there |
5034s | that wasn't that wasn't me well some of |
5036s | it was but that wasn't all me i don't |
5039s | know what's going on |
5041s | and at that point carol |
5044s | and myron are transported over to the |
5046s | stands on the south side |
5048s | oh no oh no moves to the center |
5052s | table is transported to this side |
5055s | tikka is transported here |
5058s | and you hear a growl from zuck |
5060s | you may have faced my first challenge |
5063s | but now in order to save the world you |
5066s | must face each other until only one |
5069s | remains |
5071s | oh |
5072s | you |
5075s | here we go |
5077s | could you both roll for initiative |
5079s | please |
5083s | what |
5085s | oh that's not fair |
5087s | that's not fair zuk |
5090s | is engaged in this |
5092s | so much more he's like |
5094s | get them and you both hear your |
5096s | respective generals telling you that |
5098s | there's no other way you have to keep |
5101s | zook busy |
5106s | oh my god |
5109s | we're gonna start with |
5111s | tika did i roll |
5114s | you're not in the fight you're watching |
5117s | you're watching your two friends fight |
5119s | oh okay |
5120s | well |
5121s | before they start |
5122s | okay before they start can i do |
5124s | something |
5126s | yeah you can do something anytime you're |
5128s | not in combat |
5129s | okay so uh i don't know if this is how |
5133s | mature you works but |
5135s | i wanna cast thoma turkey |
5137s | next to temur |
5139s | and i kind of want to use it as a way to |
5141s | whisper over to her |
5143s | and say |
5145s | you heard the generals just |
5147s | stall for time |
5148s | don't |
5150s | don't land too many hits that are too |
5152s | hard if anything act at your uh |
5155s | acts like you're |
5156s | hurt more than you actually are |
5159s | and then she wants to do this speaker |
5160s | hears |
5161s | nothing |
5162s | and the voice is boom back to you from |
5164s | zuk and tells you that no interruptions |
5167s | will be tolerated within the fight arena |
5174s | oh great try |
5176s | uh yeah |
5180s | oh no |
5184s | a huge |
5185s | translucent flame of lava covers the |
5189s | arena as if this this kind of shape here |
5192s | in the middle |
5193s | and there's you can still see through it |
5195s | but it's very obviously a very thin |
5197s | layer of lava and as tikka and tamora |
5200s | look around everything is blocked out |
5202s | from them except for the vision of suk |
5205s | who seems to have grown [ __ ] and is now |
5208s | literally pushing down this fire onto |
5211s | them looking down |
5212s | with a huge glowing two-handed weapon |
5220s | uh |
5222s | okay |
5223s | um |
5224s | i'm just gonna |
5227s | move up |
5228s | right right here right here |
5231s | i'm sorry guys |
5257s | you're my favorite bird |
5260s | uh-huh i'm the only bird no |
5263s | that's right the best |
5266s | wait but how did you learn how to speak |
5268s | bird then |
5270s | um i listened inside |
5273s | i just make whatever the birds were |
5274s | saying |
5276s | passing on my walks |
5278s | i've never actually met a bird but i |
5280s | just i just listen to their |
5281s | conversations |
5283s | the truth the truth comes out |
5286s | i'm gonna cast um |
5288s | bardic inspiration can i cast |
5290s | participation on myself |
5292s | yep absolutely we'll allow that |
5295s | okay |
5298s | the level |
5300s | improved |
5302s | v8 |
5303s | v8 yeah |
5305s | which one of these okay that's your |
5306s | bonus action |
5309s | oh wait no i'm i'm silly i don't need to |
5311s | do that and um |
5315s | that's it i'm i'm ending my turn i'm not |
5317s | doing anything |
5320s | oh |
5321s | okay |
5323s | taymor over to you |
5326s | sure |
5327s | why not |
5328s | um i'm going to kind of flip the staff |
5331s | in my hand and just pace back and forth |
5333s | just like within five five-foot square |
5336s | not really move anywhere and i will call |
5339s | out very dramatically over to tikka hika |
5342s | i always knew this day would come |
5346s | you against me |
5348s | we've put it off for too long but now is |
5351s | the time |
5352s | to fight and i am going to cast |
5357s | i don't know what i'm gonna ask |
5359s | um |
5362s | how's your decks |
5365s | yes |
5370s | this is your dexterity |
5372s | if i was to play a guitar solo could you |
5375s | [ __ ] could you dance |
5379s | if i were to per chance shoot something |
5381s | at you tikka i bet you couldn't be able |
5384s | to dodge it |
5391s | i'm sure he'll be fine |
5393s | i'm sure he'll be fine i really want to |
5395s | make it |
5397s | i know |
5398s | insta-kill seeker can i cast lightning |
5400s | bolts |
5402s | yeah sure ship spell you should have to |
5404s | spell |
5405s | yep |
5408s | listen man this is what we're talking |
5410s | about i'm sure he's fine i'm sure he's |
5412s | fine he'll be fine he'll be all right |
5414s | it's just |
5415s | a normal level |
5416s | oh we gotta make it realistic |
5419s | i'm sure he's fine |
5422s | like |
5422s | deck save oh my god i'm not friend |
5429s | uh roll dab |
5431s | bardic inspiration |
5438s | you still need to roll damage though |
5442s | okay |
5443s | you do only take half damage |
5445s | but let's uh |
5453s | he's fine everything's okay |
5458s | um pretty good actually so tikka kind of |
5461s | takes the zap uh and kind of singes |
5464s | through |
5465s | uh one wing |
5467s | um |
5468s | and zuck looks approvingly across and a |
5471s | huge behind tikka um the flames come |
5476s | roaring up behind |
5478s | uh to this point here |
5480s | uh as if pushing closer for the fight |
5485s | this isn't fortnight come on |
5502s | orange justice all over it |
5506s | okay you can't argue it's that |
5508s | all right fine |
5509s | fine |
5510s | fine |
5512s | i'll um |
5516s | uh i'm gonna take two more steps forward |
5520s | i'm gonna cast |
5523s | um |
5525s | god i'm gonna cast the dancing gear |
5527s | right behind taymor |
5530s | okay |
5531s | oh |
5533s | okay |
5540s | i hate to have to do it |
5542s | i hate to do this |
5553s | the rapier can't hit tamor |
5555s | taymor turns and blacks it off with his |
5559s | stuff and i'm just gonna |
5561s | use as a normal action i'm going to |
5563s | throw i'm going to throw my daggers do |
5566s | they they're too far |
5569s | um so they should have the range on |
5571s | there let's have a look i think 20 but |
5573s | i'll double check |
5575s | um oh well that's the case |
5578s | 20 feet |
5580s | uh yeah the crossbow is 30 feet but yeah |
5583s | you should be good from there for with |
5584s | the crossbow let me double check |
5586s | um you need to move forward one more and |
5588s | then you'll be fine for the crossbar |
5597s | uh and you're obviously |
5599s | put off |
5601s | by this huge flame behind you uh that |
5604s | seems to be getting ever closer at this |
5606s | point |
5607s | as the bolt flies off to one side |
5611s | you've not taken a hit yet |
5614s | um so i bat away |
5616s | the uh |
5618s | yeah the dancing raper i dodged the |
5620s | crossbow and i say no |
5622s | no tikka show me what you've been hiding |
5625s | and i want to run straight at him |
5629s | okay |
5632s | hold on yeah you should be able to there |
5634s | we go |
5635s | and as i run towards them |
5638s | i |
5639s | would like |
5640s | to go |
5642s | into demon form |
5644s | oh my god |
5646s | oh my god |
5654s | i wanted to be noted that tika just has |
5656s | a very |
5658s | very |
5659s | just defeated look on his face he's just |
5662s | it's like he's not really trying he's |
5665s | quiet he's not saying anything he's just |
5667s | kind of forlorn |
5671s | interesting okay |
5673s | haymore is upset |
5675s | i i want that noted as well |
5678s | amore is actually kind of i wouldn't say |
5680s | frustrated but also a little confused so |
5682s | she's just running at him saying why |
5686s | why have you been hiding this |
5691s | he's not speaking |
5696s | can i give a half-hearted flaw |
5710s | yeah absolutely |
5712s | um have you got claw or uh |
5714s | a normal attack or like do you want to |
5717s | just protect |
5718s | it |
5719s | yeah let's make a dexterity check and |
5721s | we'll add on wherever we need to hold on |
5723s | there you go |
5724s | um |
5726s | uh shift i think and click to get that |
5730s | well click okay |
5733s | i'll let it on don't worry it's fine |
5735s | okay sounds good it should have your |
5737s | ability modifier on there |
5739s | um so that's two |
5741s | um improvised weapon yeah no you don't |
5744s | hit you just kind of |
5746s | and it doesn't scrape through the armor |
5749s | of tikka yeah |
5751s | um and you two are face to face and zuk |
5753s | is screaming destroy each other |
5758s | i'm gonna pass it back |
5760s | it's a tikka |
5766s | a new hill here |
5768s | in your own language which i'm sure |
5770s | gossip can uh translate for us |
5772s | uh |
5775s | but you must |
5777s | you must fight or zuck will become bored |
5780s | and that will be the end of everything |
5782s | and your world will burn inflate |
5790s | crap |
5792s | all right well |
5797s | um i'm just gonna i'm just gonna you |
5799s | know shake it off a little bit and |
5802s | you know say we you know we have to do |
5803s | this but is this is i'm gonna pull out |
5806s | the uh |
5807s | what is it called |
5809s | let's see if we're gonna do this we're |
5810s | gonna do this right okay go for it |
5816s | destroy him |
5818s | do it |
5820s | i'm gonna |
5821s | pull out an old |
5824s | home |
5825s | and just say is this what you're asking |
5826s | about |
5828s | is this what's so important to you and |
5830s | i'm gonna flip it open |
5832s | and point blank cast elders glass right |
5834s | in your face |
5836s | that's my oh |
5838s | hey |
5841s | there we go there we go |
5847s | girl you ever see this in your pta |
5849s | meetings |
5852s | only once |
5866s | do anything man |
5868s | the eldritch blast shoots up and way |
5872s | past the side of uh |
5874s | demon form |
5876s | um taymor's face |
5879s | only on |
5881s | purpose i i'm sure it was |
5884s | yep |
5886s | let's go with uh just kill me just kill |
5888s | me already no i'm not going to kill you |
5893s | that's for zamar it's the only way to |
5894s | keep him distracted hurry up |
5898s | oh listen |
5903s | and my my voice is this deep garbled |
5905s | demonic |
5907s | you have your brain has carried us |
5909s | through so many different puzzles and |
5910s | different |
5911s | tracks i can't even keep out |
5914s | something you have i'm sure you can find |
5916s | a way out |
5918s | in the meantime i will attack you again |
5919s | but i'm sure i'm sure you'll feel |
5920s | something |
5922s | you'll be okay |
5931s | yeah exactly |
5932s | i'm going to |
5934s | raise my head and kind of like tilt my |
5936s | head towards the duck but like the |
5938s | shouting at tikka you call that an |
5940s | eldritch blast this is an eldritch blast |
5946s | reminds me of that um |
5949s | this reminds me of that um |
5951s | uh that invincible meme |
5955s | you're just punching me in the face |
5957s | fig ticket |
5958s | it's ticker thing |
5961s | do you wanna uh do you wanna put your |
5962s | second one as well justice oh hold on |
5965s | well maximum damage on that one at 10 |
5967s | points |
5968s | so the the first plus just goes down |
5971s | into the side of t his head wait uh on |
5974s | to the second one |
5976s | that wasn't supposed to happen |
5978s | um |
5993s | okay see that one's not bad |
5995s | that's fine |
5997s | yeah that one doesn't hit |
6000s | so you're alright |
6002s | any bonus actions jaxes |
6004s | nope none no bonus action |
6013s | you are |
6015s | imminently ready to die |
6017s | you have to pull something out of the |
6019s | bag here |
6022s | god i hate this |
6025s | i don't like this |
6027s | i'm a demon i'm in furnace and i don't |
6029s | like it |
6031s | i'm a bird i'm not supposed to be here |
6035s | uh not even supposed to be here today |
6039s | i'm even supposed to i knew i should |
6040s | have called out of school today |
6043s | with the frizz |
6045s | in this economy |
6047s | no way |
6048s | oh my god |
6051s | sheesh |
6057s | and something tikka |
6059s | one attack this is just yeah in a |
6061s | desperate attempt to make this |
6063s | look um |
6066s | make this look |
6070s | i'm just gonna smash i'll just blast |
6073s | point blank |
6075s | again do it again here we go |
6077s | do it i'll do it again |
6081s | that's the first hit |
6085s | bards can fight |
6087s | yeah they sure can |
6090s | six points of damage to demon form tamor |
6096s | so down to 27 health |
6100s | anything else from tikka |
6102s | i'm gonna just take a step back |
6105s | it's more like a it's more like a |
6107s | stumble backward |
6109s | as you feel that kind of just on your |
6111s | back he's kind of having a hard time |
6114s | keeping himself upright |
6117s | oh god |
6119s | um now you can if you want to make |
6122s | go on sir |
6124s | i just wanted to do something but if you |
6125s | want him to make a |
6127s | throw no no no no go for it |
6130s | okay |
6131s | carol wants to thank her turkey over to |
6133s | myron and um |
6136s | say |
6137s | okay you can talk to each other that's |
6139s | fine |
6141s | is that well can i whisper because i |
6142s | don't want duck to hear me yeah |
6143s | absolutely yeah yeah you can walk over |
6145s | and whisper but that's fine yeah oh i'm |
6147s | just going to walk over today no worries |
6148s | i kind of want to brownie anyways so |
6150s | i'll just come to you |
6151s | bruh yeah she |
6153s | she really |
6155s | over here |
6156s | i can't move what's uh what's carol's |
6158s | brownie recipe okay we're making it |
6162s | i'll tell you if you go along with this |
6164s | plan of mine |
6166s | okay yeah for when we fight okay |
6169s | um yeah i have this |
6171s | so you have to trust me |
6173s | because um |
6174s | i kind of have to win |
6176s | but |
6178s | i have a spell |
6181s | that will help you |
6183s | not die and i can heal you back |
6188s | i don't know what's gonna happen here i |
6190s | don't know he zack's gotta kill |
6192s | tikka but |
6194s | um |
6196s | i have my ways just |
6198s | we'll figure it out |
6200s | make it a i want a cheesecake i don't |
6203s | play the brownies and |
6205s | and and i and and |
6207s | and |
6208s | uh |
6209s | uh |
6210s | you can carpool drive me anywhere |
6212s | with your with your minivan and i will |
6214s | carve you everywhere if you go along |
6217s | with okay are they going to be crystal |
6219s | flavored i will |
6221s | yes |
6224s | they'll have those crystals that are |
6225s | like crystals you know |
6228s | perfect |
6229s | okay i trust you crystals that are |
6231s | crystals i like it but they're the best |
6233s | kind of |
6235s | they're gonna be extra crunchy believe |
6237s | me you'll you'll figure it |
6239s | okay |
6240s | okay |
6242s | uh tamar can make an opportunity attack |
6244s | as tikka stumbles back |
6249s | with a melee weapon i don't know i could |
6251s | claw like a claw or stuff |
6256s | let's go with the dagger |
6258s | yeah just um i'll put a dex check in i |
6261s | just just use the dagger actually |
6262s | because that'll work it out that's fine |
6266s | good big bad dragon form a demon form |
6269s | sorry |
6270s | oh yeah use the dagger |
6272s | and then we'll see how it goes |
6276s | oh that's a hit |
6278s | no it's not sorry no it's not it's just |
6280s | done oh it's not got it |
6282s | oh no i missed it |
6285s | and now it shows up |
6287s | i know it's officially my turn no i |
6288s | actually have to use things oh god |
6296s | suck is looking over it at tikker and |
6298s | he's |
6302s | on the side of his uh of his throne |
6307s | you're very impatient |
6313s | to fight is to live |
6318s | oh i've been hearing that since i was a |
6320s | child |
6321s | i have a way to make this look really |
6323s | cool but it will kill you |
6327s | but also it'll be |
6329s | okay um |
6331s | you're gonna die you know what i kind of |
6333s | i kind of don't want to die |
6341s | i love how the first things that we said |
6342s | at the start of this tika was i'm |
6344s | probably gonna die and then at the end |
6346s | he's like i don't wanna die |
6348s | i don't wanna die |
6351s | oh boy carol yells now come on tina |
6355s | there's something |
6363s | uh |
6364s | actually you know what uh under the |
6366s | guise of confidence |
6368s | actually a layer of confidence because i |
6370s | am taymor in fact i will saunter over to |
6373s | him |
6374s | and i'm going to lightly toss one of my |
6376s | healing potions to him and yell out |
6379s | dramatically |
6380s | fine let's level the playing field this |
6382s | fight is a little too boring for my |
6384s | taste |
6390s | um |
6396s | well i'm just gonna i'm gonna |
6398s | i'm gonna give it to you you have to |
6400s | drink it |
6401s | yeah |
6402s | it has to be i have to live to my turn |
6404s | to do it |
6407s | well that is my that's true |
6410s | oh you're you're going to feed it to |
6411s | tikka so you're going to rejuvenate with |
6414s | a health potion or |
6416s | no no i should just just just hang on |
6418s | and i'm just going to pass it like i'll |
6420s | be like yeah let let me get um let me |
6423s | get a healing potion in your inventory |
6424s | so you can see it there cathar bear with |
6426s | me one second |
6431s | oh i'm running out of ideas |
6436s | kind of looks over and strokes his chin |
6438s | like |
6440s | more fighting |
6442s | normally i wouldn't approve but this |
6446s | this is a good fight |
6449s | so tikka |
6451s | now you're ten |
6452s | you have the potion of healing |
6457s | okay |
6459s | so |
6460s | i want to make |
6463s | can i make a |
6465s | history check on zuck |
6469s | hmm yes and jaxis will answer |
6473s | i will |
6480s | let's uh let's |
6482s | let's put a history check on there and |
6484s | see how you would also make sense |
6486s | because tamora would know |
6488s | since success ah dice please don't fail |
6491s | me right now please don't fill me |
6495s | all right that's a good that's a good do |
6497s | you want to know |
6499s | i |
6501s | i wanted um |
6502s | i want to know what kind of warrior he |
6504s | is |
6506s | oh i can answer that one |
6509s | like as in is |
6511s | he yeah i mean i can answer it too |
6514s | personally but |
6516s | sure so in game you would know that zuk |
6520s | is and you you can tell just from this |
6522s | that he's he's hugely like he's there |
6526s | for honor and he wants fighting like his |
6530s | name literally translates to champion of |
6532s | the fire |
6533s | so he's born in the fire |
6535s | um and he he was reborn within the |
6537s | killed |
6538s | he wants to be like the ultimate fight |
6543s | you know what i mean that's his that's |
6544s | his thing he is the champion as far as |
6547s | he's concerned |
6550s | okay |
6551s | well with that notion |
6553s | um |
6555s | i'm gonna i'm gonna |
6558s | i'm i'm i'm covered i'm riddled with |
6560s | holes i'm i'm bleeding from everywhere |
6563s | i'm gonna drop down |
6565s | on two knees |
6567s | holding my holding my wounds and i'm |
6569s | going to raise a claw holding up two |
6571s | talons |
6573s | and look over it zuck |
6577s | i am bested |
6581s | it's an honorable duel that i stand no |
6584s | chance to continue fighting in |
6588s | i lower the staff |
6594s | sook becomes angry |
6597s | and a fireball evaporates you down to |
6599s | zero health and you're not encouraged |
6603s | what |
6606s | i'm glad that wasn't me |
6612s | no |
6613s | that combat is over |
6615s | as tikka's lifeless body |
6618s | and |
6619s | tamor's fresh body are transported into |
6621s | the stands |
6623s | myron and carol |
6625s | are transported |
6627s | into |
6630s | the uh the arena there |
6632s | but myron i do kind of see i i do kind |
6634s | of know |
6635s | you know want to know who would win |
6637s | between us you know what i'm saying |
6639s | like it i just said like if you were to |
6640s | win this one i think i think you know |
6643s | what i think i think |
6644s | you know what |
6646s | i think yes i think i would win |
6648s | just because i'm better |
6650s | but oh i think i think there's a shot |
6654s | yeah okay yeah |
6656s | that's better |
6657s | roll for initiative |
6660s | yeah okay |
6662s | hold on let me |
6664s | screen this bad boy |
6678s | sorry |
6682s | but carol |
6684s | is more animated than when her child was |
6687s | thrown out of bandcamp right |
6690s | let's go ny let's see what's going on |
6699s | okay |
6702s | um oh it's my turn |
6705s | yeah |
6715s | um |
6716s | carol okay let me see let me see let me |
6718s | see |
6719s | is this a touch spell |
6724s | what's this range i'm sorry okay it's 30 |
6725s | feet okay interesting so |
6727s | carol um |
6729s | is going to |
6730s | lift up her live laugh we'll live |
6733s | uh |
6743s | a shield and she's going to rush um |
6749s | um oh my gosh |
6751s | some in her spiritual weapon |
6754s | okay oh she's trying to look like as |
6756s | uh |
6758s | you know |
6760s | uh |
6761s | authentic as possible and she's going to |
6763s | put it right |
6764s | um where which is the side that she has |
6766s | her |
6767s | shield this side |
6769s | outside yeah yeah so in her left hand |
6771s | yeah |
6772s | what are you doing carol |
6775s | so |
6775s | you said uh |
6777s | someone the spiritual weapon right there |
6780s | um |
6782s | uh |
6783s | am i 30 feet from her |
6787s | sorry yeah |
6788s | i'm going to ask you as well to make a |
6790s | deception check |
6803s | should be right at the bottom |
6809s | oh yeah yeah no you're doing well he's |
6811s | deceived you've deceived sir |
6815s | and as i do i also want to cast beacon |
6819s | of hope on |
6823s | so oh |
6826s | okay she will have |
6828s | advantage on death saving prose |
6830s | also um she's kind of yells over to |
6833s | ten more do you know any medical fee |
6837s | i'm afraid you have to be within 30 feet |
6840s | to do that and you are outside of that |
6842s | range and why oh really |
6844s | oh okay yeah can i take it back for a |
6847s | little bit yeah i'll put i'll put the |
6848s | spell back it's fine it spells a lot the |
6850s | more |
6851s | don't worry |
6853s | if it is one |
6859s | um are you going to attack with the |
6861s | weapon yes and i'm deserve disadvantage |
6864s | because i'm trying to be i'm trying to |
6865s | [ __ ] foot a little bit |
6869s | you could give it disadvantage you want |
6871s | it to yeah |
6880s | you telepath what's going on here gossip |
6883s | and you just hold up your shield and it |
6885s | bangs in and it clangs a little bit but |
6887s | you know minor vibrations in your left |
6889s | arm nothing too bad |
6892s | okay |
6895s | i just want to look ten more in the eye |
6897s | i won't yell it out i'm just gonna like |
6899s | motion over the tikka like tend to him |
6903s | maybe he's |
6905s | cpr |
6907s | cpu |
6909s | i looked out on my huge claws |
6918s | one hand um |
6920s | give him some surface piercings |
6923s | yeah i guess i'm sorry i should really |
6926s | we should really clarify chris is is he |
6929s | dead dead dead dead or is he just dead |
6932s | he's at least unconscious |
6934s | yeah at least |
6936s | you'll find out later but for now |
6938s | his healing patterns and spells won't |
6941s | work on him sure |
6943s | because there's something in the air |
6944s | that jaxes can tell some kind of lock |
6948s | that's stopping all magic in the stand |
6950s | where you guys are at the moment |
6954s | so yeah uh nai when carol looks up at |
6958s | tamora i just looked at my claws and i |
6959s | kind of look at the air and i just shake |
6961s | my head |
6964s | rolls eyes |
6965s | okay |
6967s | rolls eyes that's such that's such a |
6971s | deep |
6980s | it's your turn |
6982s | um |
6984s | so what i'm gonna do because i know |
6985s | what's going on is that we have to keep |
6987s | this going we have to do this and put on |
6989s | the show |
6993s | i'm sorry carol |
6995s | um i'm gonna grab my sword |
7001s | oh no okay how do i measure |
7006s | yeah like that you've got it |
7008s | okay i figured it out you can get to |
7010s | that i think |
7013s | of 30 feet so |
7018s | okay |
7021s | i'm gonna rush in |
7023s | and i'm just gonna |
7025s | grab my sword and my shield and like get |
7028s | ready and i'm just gonna get her dead in |
7030s | the eye and just say |
7031s | i never liked your brownies |
7036s | what |
7038s | oh now it's sparse |
7044s | i'm gonna be i'm gonna be really really |
7045s | cheeky i'm just gonna like have my sword |
7048s | and i'm just gonna like spin it in my |
7049s | hand just being like really really like |
7051s | a basically a smarty pants and just be |
7053s | like what are you gonna do about it |
7056s | i'm gonna regret this |
7059s | if i can't go i can't go hit her because |
7061s | she's too far away |
7067s | that's it that's kind of yeah i do |
7068s | that's really funny |
7070s | uh do you want the spiritual weapon to |
7072s | take an attack of opportunity and why |
7075s | yes |
7077s | go fripp |
7079s | you know what |
7082s | it's not |
7083s | one little comment had touched her a |
7085s | little bit i know we're playing pretend |
7087s | but |
7089s | what's the line there |
7091s | is laughing |
7093s | 19 doesn't hit |
7096s | i'm afraid i'm in trouble i'm in trouble |
7110s | uh |
7113s | what are you gonna do |
7115s | oh carol what are you what are you gonna |
7117s | do carol she's gonna |
7120s | you know what |
7122s | um |
7123s | i don't know how great her deck says |
7125s | i think the only thing i can do is uh |
7128s | try it try to hit her with like a baby |
7130s | boo boo sacred flame |
7135s | don't be high now you're high of all |
7138s | times okay both times you can be nice |
7140s | and low now you're high mirin you've |
7142s | seen you've got to roll um |
7145s | dex check in the chat |
7152s | yeah you do you you zip |
7154s | radiance fills the air |
7157s | comes down smashes part of the great |
7159s | open |
7160s | nothing happens though to myron stands |
7162s | to one side |
7163s | sorry |
7166s | do you want to move the um the weapon |
7168s | again for carol |
7172s | can i |
7173s | bring it right behind uh |
7176s | behind myron and |
7178s | a baby whack yep |
7181s | give it a whack yeah go for it |
7196s | though huh |
7202s | a very minor four points |
7206s | of uh health |
7208s | this is an issue |
7213s | uh |
7214s | over to you |
7216s | this is where it gets real |
7223s | i don't wanna hit carol cause i deep |
7225s | down i love her brownies |
7228s | oh okay |
7231s | okay |
7233s | but this is a show |
7235s | zuck can feel the tension |
7238s | and he's |
7242s | has he ever considered like watching a |
7244s | soap opera or something instead |
7247s | my friends we've got plenty of shows we |
7249s | can recommend music |
7251s | i'm gonna i guess they don't get wwe in |
7253s | hell you know it's one of those |
7256s | there's no squid game down there |
7258s | terrible cable |
7259s | no squeaking |
7261s | oh wait |
7263s | uh carol |
7265s | uh |
7269s | do i want to be a jerk |
7274s | it kind of gives you like a whip like |
7276s | like a the goat certificate demands it |
7280s | tika wants to fly |
7301s | it's really a bear hug it's really |
7302s | intense but that's fine |
7306s | you um |
7307s | yeah this is an action so |
7310s | you're gonna make an athletics check |
7311s | contested by |
7313s | um either athletics or |
7316s | um acrobatics |
7318s | uh from carol so |
7320s | let's have you both with athletics |
7322s | checks |
7324s | please in the chat |
7326s | i just don't want hitter |
7331s | oh no |
7333s | oh no carol hey |
7335s | oh no |
7338s | carol just like goes wide out while you |
7339s | just like tackle her like |
7342s | um |
7343s | so |
7344s | well |
7344s | yeah yeah |
7345s | you you spear through |
7348s | um |
7349s | meaning that carol is now grappled |
7353s | um |
7354s | and |
7355s | speed is zero |
7358s | um |
7361s | and yeah so |
7362s | you've literally got carol in a headlock |
7364s | on the floor |
7369s | i was like trying not to laugh what i |
7372s | want to do so i got her in a headlock |
7378s | at the moment well while i got her in a |
7380s | headlock i just want to say |
7389s | so |
7390s | i'm gonna say you should have gotten |
7392s | some place in your bake |
7402s | is |
7408s | i don't mean it do you want to try and |
7410s | break the grapple cow |
7412s | yes |
7415s | you know what |
7417s | oh my god you guys make another |
7418s | athletics check |
7421s | oh i'm sorry sorry |
7429s | oh my god |
7432s | armadillos eyebrows what is happening |
7436s | i got a net 20. she got in that one |
7438s | no i'm getting ready that's what's |
7440s | happening |
7442s | oh this is a |
7443s | massacre at this point |
7446s | myron throws away |
7448s | her weapons pulls uh carol onto so her |
7453s | back is on to her chest |
7455s | and begins to choke out carol |
7458s | and does 27 points of damage carol is |
7461s | now in like an mma submission maneuver |
7465s | and zuck is loving it |
7468s | you almost broke her neck |
7471s | you're kind of |
7473s | you're choking her out at the moment |
7474s | with with those kinds of results with a |
7477s | natural 20 to a natural one that's the |
7479s | only thing that i can think of that |
7481s | makes sense |
7486s | oh my gosh you killed karen |
7491s | it's my turn |
7494s | myron maybe you worked retail at some |
7497s | point and you had to deal with someone |
7498s | who wanted to speak to your manager but |
7500s | there's a rage inside you |
7506s | i i feel really bad |
7509s | but i have to get |
7514s | are you gonna let go |
7516s | i'm gonna let i'm gonna let go of carol |
7518s | but i'm gonna gently like to me i'm |
7521s | gonna gently like toss her to the side |
7522s | but |
7523s | i'm gonna do it in a way that looks like |
7525s | as if i'm like literally throwing her |
7527s | and i'm gonna get up and grab my sword |
7529s | and be like i'm gonna look at her and be |
7531s | like get up and i'm gonna get my freddy |
7533s | nice nice so because of how well you did |
7536s | it last time i'm gonna i'm gonna say |
7538s | that this happens automatically and you |
7541s | kind of throw carol down and she kind of |
7543s | bang on her back so she's splayed out |
7546s | kind of thing there um and she's |
7548s | incapacitated |
7550s | so it's up to you what you do from here |
7552s | myron you can still take an attack if |
7555s | you want to |
7558s | i'm gonna look at carol |
7560s | just like |
7561s | try to communicate to her with my eyes |
7563s | and just be like do i do it |
7566s | or do we continue on with the plan |
7569s | because right now she's not like so hot |
7572s | yeah carol um kind of like |
7575s | look like keeps her hand and chest while |
7578s | she's down |
7579s | and she does like like i imagine myron |
7581s | saw the hand movement she had to do the |
7583s | cast um |
7584s | the cast beacon of hope he can have hope |
7587s | on myron yep she does the same thing |
7590s | passed it on herself |
7592s | and just uh |
7594s | kind of gives like a little nod like |
7597s | okay yeah we'll allow that while while |
7600s | you were being thrown around we'll allow |
7601s | you to cast that spell for sure |
7603s | definitely okay there you go you've got |
7605s | beacon of hope on yep um so myrin |
7609s | you're gonna step forward and do the |
7610s | deep |
7614s | okay |
7617s | i'm to run in and i'm just going to look |
7619s | at her and kind of like do like a subtle |
7621s | nod and i'm just going to whack |
7623s | crap |
7627s | to attacks let's go |
7629s | but in the process i'm just gonna say |
7633s | because i know how this is gonna end |
7635s | i'm just gonna say |
7639s | oh no |
7641s | and i'm just gonna say |
7643s | you shouldn't be on the pta i'm just |
7646s | gonna whack him |
7649s | i think carol goes what the hell is |
7651s | wrong with you i gotta thank you guys |
7654s | you've got |
7655s | carols uh incapacitated so you've got |
7658s | advantage so you need to |
7681s | uh |
7682s | that's a hit roll for damage |
7688s | never in her life as myron wanted to not |
7690s | hit something |
7692s | carol's still going |
7694s | how is she alive |
7697s | the hit comes through |
7699s | hits the chain mail |
7701s | fire in his bloodied bruised she's like |
7703s | arnold schwarzenegger at the end of |
7705s | predator and she's back up on her feet |
7708s | he's in the chopper |
7711s | get to the topic |
7727s | know what |
7728s | i'm gonna last as long as i can |
7731s | i'm missing |
7733s | a level three hear wounds on myself |
7736s | oh my god okay |
7740s | let's go chap |
7743s | love |
7749s | and then uh do you wanna attack with the |
7751s | spiritual weapon from behind with |
7753s | advantage i'm guessing from where your |
7755s | mouse was |
7756s | okay in fact i've had like |
7759s | i kind of whisper over to myron |
7762s | it hit |
7763s | and like kind of |
7765s | just making sure that zuc's entertained |
7767s | you know |
7768s | like we're keeping our |
7770s | uh |
7771s | warrior spirit and she's gonna go yeah |
7773s | sure |
7775s | guys yeah |
7778s | i don't know fire attack try my best |
7781s | i don't think my reacting anymore |
7784s | i know it's scary |
7797s | of damage |
7813s | a d8 that's not worked out correctly |
7815s | roller d8 um my m let's do what else it |
7818s | does |
7819s | okay |
7820s | hold on |
7822s | and enter |
7824s | nice |
7825s | okay another five points |
7828s | okay |
7829s | so |
7830s | interestingly you guys are both bloodied |
7833s | and bruised to about the same level |
7835s | right now |
7836s | this has become an even fight again |
7838s | oh boys |
7841s | carol |
7853s | i'm actually kind of afraid that she |
7855s | just like won't go down like i'm just |
7857s | like how the heck did you do that |
7860s | i'm just gonna |
7861s | oh wait let me see what you know what |
7863s | this is actually kind of fun i just kind |
7865s | of want you to just die so i'm just |
7867s | gonna play |
7878s | okay um |
7879s | i'm playing to my character |
7882s | oh my god okay |
7886s | okay i'm gonna look at carol i'm just |
7888s | gonna say and i'm just gonna wink and |
7891s | i'm just gonna say why don't you just |
7892s | stay down and i'm just gonna whack her |
7894s | again with my sword but this time i'm |
7896s | gonna give it |
7900s | oh boy |
7902s | oh |
7904s | great is this is this this is not |
7906s | advantage anymore this is regular |
7910s | yeah it should be |
7916s | that's a hit i think yep that's a hit |
7922s | wait |
7923s | how much damage does this do huh |
7938s | let's go for the second attack gossip |
7941s | i'm gonna be calling |
7943s | i'm gonna be so cocky and i'm so sorry |
7946s | carol oh my god i just want you to know |
7948s | like guys from gossip to ny like out of |
7952s | game like i love you genuinely as a |
7954s | person so like i'm not like this isn't |
7956s | like |
7957s | okay |
7958s | you're good no keep going |
7960s | okay i'm gonna step closer and kind of |
7963s | like |
7965s | i kind of just maintained my source |
7978s | she's fine she'll be fine |
8004s | that's enough |
8005s | carol falls lifeless |
8008s | to the floor in front of you and i'm |
8010s | just can i just like drop my sword and |
8012s | like try to help her up be like oh my |
8013s | god are you okay |
8016s | she's like |
8020s | i want to hold her i feel terrible |
8023s | you're cradling her in your arms |
8026s | yes and she's gone she's moved next to |
8029s | tikka and in her place |
8031s | directly |
8035s | no |
8037s | table |
8039s | oh god the whole demonic form of table |
8044s | can i heal myself please |
8051s | hold on let me restart that sorry guys |
8054s | only violence okay |
8057s | all right only violence roll for |
8059s | initiative please |
8060s | oh god |
8063s | that was really high |
8070s | of course |
8073s | and we begin the final round |
8076s | this is the champions fight only one of |
8079s | you will survive |
8082s | i'm sweating i'm actually sweating |
8085s | okay |
8087s | okay |
8089s | i |
8090s | want |
8091s | as i stand super tall in my full form |
8096s | i want to look down at myron and say |
8099s | strength through chaos |
8101s | red |
8103s | and i will |
8105s | use my fire breath weapon right into her |
8109s | face |
8115s | there is so many i can figure out where |
8117s | it is |
8123s | uh myron can you make a dexterity saving |
8126s | throw please as you become engulfed in |
8128s | flame you make it but you're still gonna |
8131s | take half |
8133s | nice |
8135s | just fine |
8137s | oh yeah i have to roll down |
8140s | oh come on |
8146s | i did the purpose |
8162s | any bonus actions for timor |
8165s | um |
8169s | i don't think you have any so i |
8170s | apologize asking that |
8173s | you've got you've got i think |
8175s | and they're healing potions if |
8183s | over to you |
8186s | okay |
8187s | um |
8189s | i'm gonna now you've just you've downed |
8191s | a friend |
8193s | and instantly jaxes has come in and |
8196s | burst you through flame |
8198s | i want to use um one of my healing |
8201s | potions to make it a little bit more |
8202s | even because uh that's fair |
8205s | if that's cool and i take a step back as |
8208s | i do it just because i wanted to know |
8210s | that's like i still want to fight you |
8211s | but let's make this a little bit even |
8213s | right let's make it a fair fight you're |
8214s | right so i'm gonna i'm gonna take |
8217s | i'm actually not gonna take a step back |
8218s | i'm just gonna the guy because i don't |
8220s | want to take attack enough opportunity |
8221s | because i just want to destroy her i'm |
8223s | going to hit this button |
8229s | okay |
8230s | um hey that's pretty good 9 points of |
8233s | health that is pretty good |
8235s | you flip it better |
8237s | a little bit better |
8240s | did you take a step back |
8243s | i'm not going to because i know you will |
8245s | take an attack of opportunity |
8247s | what if i promise not to |
8251s | trust demon |
8256s | you were the one who just killed one of |
8257s | our party members i haven't killed him |
8261s | i didn't kill tikka zuck kid |
8266s | you know how hard it was kelly terrible |
8269s | i loved her brownies okay i'm going to |
8274s | that's you've still got an action if you |
8275s | want to use it |
8277s | i do |
8279s | yeah that's a bonus |
8284s | tamor |
8286s | and i'm just gonna say i'm just |
8289s | i'm just gonna look taymor in the face |
8290s | and just kind of like |
8292s | uh wink as like a thank you and i'm just |
8294s | gonna say um |
8296s | uh |
8297s | we all know i'm the stronger one and i'm |
8299s | just gonna |
8304s | this is fun |
8306s | okay |
8308s | oh boy |
8311s | wow it's a solid yeah okay |
8314s | that'll hit that'll hit |
8319s | he's ten points now it's even now even |
8323s | there we go |
8324s | we're like |
8325s | does that mean your second one your |
8327s | second swipe gossip |
8337s | oh come on |
8338s | that's not what i meant but i said |
8341s | i did |
8343s | gossip such a mom my god wait guys i got |
8346s | this full like fairy tale and love thing |
8348s | and everybody's just like i love |
8349s | everyone and i'm like die |
8351s | okay |
8353s | oh okay |
8356s | cool |
8357s | 12 more points |
8359s | okay |
8363s | looks pretty bad |
8367s | um hey before they go on i have a |
8370s | question |
8372s | sure |
8373s | does my beacon of hope travel over to |
8376s | the stands and would i be able to make |
8378s | any saving girls |
8381s | you're okay for now |
8383s | i'll explain it in a minute |
8385s | oh okay okay |
8387s | yep we'll go through don't worry that's |
8389s | okay |
8390s | uh |
8392s | tamor it's your turn |
8394s | sure is |
8396s | ah and i will like oh i just got hit |
8399s | with this frost sword so it's like it's |
8401s | stinging man so i'll clutch one of the |
8403s | wounds i'll look down at her with a |
8405s | sneer and i'll just bear some of my big |
8409s | demon teeth and i'll say |
8411s | but can the strongest landa hit i would |
8414s | like to cast wall of force right where |
8416s | she is |
8417s | oh |
8420s | is that a staff ability |
8422s | it is a stair |
8424s | let me add it in for you |
8427s | yes |
8428s | you saved the big guns for last didn't |
8430s | you i sure did i've got plenty of tricks |
8435s | up my sleeve |
8437s | a magician |
8439s | uh always tells never shows luckily i am |
8442s | no magician |
8445s | what okay do you have that one |
8448s | it may have been listening line yep let |
8450s | me die instantly this is not one that |
8452s | i've just had bragging rights that i'm |
8454s | better |
8457s | i'm struggling to find it but i've got |
8459s | it here let me uh explain what it does |
8461s | do you want to roll word that's with me |
8465s | i wasn't expecting this for taking me |
8468s | off guard there so |
8469s | you're gonna like put this invisible or |
8471s | force into existence um |
8474s | and it's gonna be in what orientation |
8476s | you're gonna be like vertical like north |
8478s | to south or are you gonna be east to |
8479s | west or |
8481s | it's |
8482s | it doesn't exactly say how long it is is |
8484s | it like a 10 foot wall or is it |
8488s | 20 feet because it says uh |
8491s | so |
8491s | yeah you you at the the rain that's how |
8494s | far you can cast it from where you stand |
8497s | um sure you can form it into |
8499s | like uh like a dome with a radius of up |
8502s | to 10 feet or it can be a flower this |
8505s | made up of a foot by 10 foot panels so |
8508s | it's up to you really |
8510s | um |
8513s | yeah yeah can i make it |
8515s | around me |
8517s | a dome around you |
8518s | okay yeah we can do that |
8520s | let's see if i can just get this quicker |
8523s | i don't know what's going on there |
8524s | that's weird oh i was trying to get it |
8526s | from a that's really good well done |
8528s | chris yeah good job |
8530s | i was trying to get it from the wrong |
8531s | menu why isn't wall of force |
8534s | in with the items oh okay because it's a |
8537s | spell good job |
8539s | um |
8541s | there you go it's in there now |
8544s | okay |
8545s | so yeah |
8548s | okay |
8550s | and it will then |
8552s | uh |
8553s | it kind of it has a line |
8556s | so i'm going to put it right here |
8558s | yeah |
8559s | so you're placing one within it or |
8562s | yourself |
8564s | um |
8565s | i am placing myself within the dome but |
8567s | it's going to be uh the dome is in her |
8570s | space so it knocks her back |
8573s | oh |
8574s | so she's gonna be outside |
8577s | yes |
8580s | so like that |
8582s | yeah just like that |
8585s | okay no i've got you |
8587s | um okay |
8590s | so i guess myron you've been knocked |
8594s | back and you're kind of on your backside |
8597s | um |
8601s | and you're just pushed back a little bit |
8603s | so you can't reach tamor |
8605s | because taymor is within this visible |
8616s | now i'm stressing |
8617s | okay |
8621s | okay what i'm gonna do |
8623s | i'm gonna pick myself up |
8625s | the dust bottle flop |
8627s | let me grab my weapon again and be like |
8632s | i'm gonna say |
8635s | really is that all you got and try to |
8637s | run in |
8639s | oh i'm going to try to run quarter with |
8642s | the sword |
8644s | and |
8645s | but |
8647s | yeah |
8649s | but then it's going to be like when i |
8650s | was |
8651s | like |
8654s | do it just for laughs do it just a lot |
8655s | that would be funny i'm gonna that's why |
8657s | i'm doing it i'm doing it just for |
8658s | laughs i'm gonna run right now |
8663s | and you get knocked back to there |
8665s | um and you kind of him pull straight |
8667s | back onto your backside um |
8670s | i'm gonna roll a d4 to see how much how |
8672s | many scrapes you get from that |
8677s | so two points of health are taken off of |
8679s | you |
8684s | get back up but that's the end of your |
8686s | turn because you've been knocked down |
8689s | table well |
8691s | yep |
8692s | this was uh |
8694s | that was the plan that was about it |
8698s | i didn't know i would make it this far |
8700s | either |
8701s | um |
8703s | you know what i kind of want to do for |
8704s | laughs |
8705s | i know there is two of us |
8707s | i want to do something for laughs as |
8708s | well |
8710s | can i |
8711s | use |
8713s | another staff spell i'm sorry to make |
8715s | you have to look this one up but i want |
8717s | to cast levitate on myron |
8720s | no |
8733s | we do a little bit of trolling here |
8734s | ladies and gentlemen |
8736s | should be in your spell book second |
8738s | level |
8739s | right |
8741s | she needs to make a constitution saving |
8743s | check then |
8745s | fail |
8752s | oh actually hang on let me target my oh |
8754s | i rolled it i'm sorry oh you did no |
8756s | you're good okay you succeed |
8760s | you're fine |
8761s | i just thought that would be funny if i |
8763s | made you |
8765s | fly prayed to the lava amid everything |
8771s | so you you kind of feel your feet trying |
8772s | to be pushed up and you you just kind of |
8775s | stamp |
8776s | myron myron stamps down and like nothing |
8780s | is moving them up |
8783s | okay byron it's your turn i want to see |
8785s | more tricks i got more tricks |
8788s | silly rabbit i'm gonna you however seem |
8792s | to be running out |
8801s | except for smashing things i'm going to |
8803s | stand up i'm going to grab my stuff and |
8806s | i'm going to look at my mega tricks i'm |
8808s | gonna |
8808s | i guess that's fair |
8813s | am i what is this |
8815s | invisible |
8818s | just putting yourself in a cage |
8820s | um |
8821s | what is this wild forest made out of is |
8822s | it invisible is it made out of |
8824s | plexiglass is it made out of glass is it |
8826s | made out of love what's it made out of |
8830s | uh it's made made out of the the nine |
8833s | hells uh for most likely knowing table |
8836s | um so it's a magical won't work um |
8839s | it's an invisible wall of four so |
8841s | throwing something against it will |
8843s | bounce off sure |
8846s | so hitting it with a hammer will be dumb |
8848s | um |
8850s | there's only one thing that i think that |
8852s | you could do here |
8855s | if you'd like me to suggest it |
8857s | you too and it has to be you both |
8861s | both |
8862s | yeah well yeah i don't want to give an |
8864s | unfair advantage to gossip |
8868s | i do have an idea as well |
8872s | are you thinking i'm thinking |
8874s | i don't know what you're thinking |
8875s | actually i can't read your mind yeah no |
8878s | are you okay with me giving the |
8879s | suggestion jax |
8882s | i was gonna i think chris may be |
8884s | thinking what i'm thinking gossip do you |
8886s | want to hear what chris is thinking |
8887s | because i kind of want to hear what |
8888s | chris is thinking yeah |
8890s | because i think what he's thinking is |
8892s | what i'm thinking |
8893s | your sword's magical |
8896s | that's the only magical thing that you |
8898s | have |
8898s | magic can travel through |
8901s | so how is this going to give up but your |
8903s | options sound much better |
8906s | you could throw the weapon in |
8909s | um |
8912s | or you could touch it to a crossbow bowl |
8914s | and then see if the ice carries through |
8918s | which because it'll be magical the bolt |
8921s | won't be magical so |
8923s | it's 50 50. we have to see how it played |
8926s | out with a check or something like that |
8928s | or alternatively you could throw your |
8930s | long sword at table |
8933s | so here's a question |
8936s | that would be funny |
8939s | i |
8940s | how close is she to the wall itself |
8943s | like is she like |
8945s | like yeah yeah she's put them |
8952s | the problem is that your sword is |
8954s | magical |
8955s | but |
8956s | if you put it through |
8958s | how are you then gonna get it back like |
8960s | because |
8962s | it's only the effect frost effect so |
8964s | if you had enough force behind it you |
8966s | might be able to throw the magic through |
8969s | we'd have to work that out somehow with |
8971s | some kind of test |
8973s | um |
8974s | but even if you swiped at it |
8977s | you you would |
8979s | i would think that it's too much because |
8981s | your hand might slip through and your |
8983s | hand would bounce back immediately |
8989s | let's see what other weapons i have |
8991s | before i become |
8994s | i've got a handcrafter |
8996s | that's true |
8999s | i do have a crossbow |
9003s | it's not magical |
9005s | but i can't |
9006s | ping off it |
9009s | you know what i'm gonna full send this |
9011s | because i'm just gonna tell you what |
9013s | byron's gonna be |
9014s | i'm gonna do |
9017s | gonna it my shield |
9019s | i'm gonna take my |
9021s | long sword i'm gonna hold it like a |
9023s | javelin |
9026s | do it and i'm just gonna find i'm just |
9028s | gonna |
9030s | right into her chest |
9032s | oh boy |
9034s | let's uh let's see how this deck check |
9036s | works out |
9043s | i wanted to kill her you get the wrong |
9045s | angle |
9047s | and the sword ends up |
9049s | over there |
9052s | i'm going to run into it i'm looking |
9054s | forward to that to work yeah i'm running |
9056s | to it can i run today because i still |
9057s | have movement |
9058s | your hand would have knocked you on your |
9061s | ass at that point because the force of |
9063s | the has knocked you down |
9065s | so you're on the floor |
9067s | maybe |
9068s | around where you are let's say |
9072s | i'm wrong |
9078s | and we're going to pass it to tame |
9081s | okay |
9084s | cool |
9086s | i have |
9087s | so many plans it's incredible like too |
9090s | many |
9091s | count right now all every single plan in |
9094s | the book |
9095s | i have those books |
9097s | and then all the plans in the books like |
9099s | i have them that's that's the situation |
9101s | right there |
9103s | i'm screwed i have nothing i don't know |
9105s | what to do |
9106s | uh actually i kind of the problem is i |
9108s | have all the points |
9110s | i know i have a lot of plans but i don't |
9112s | know which plan to go after um |
9117s | i kind of want to see you try that again |
9120s | because i think that would be that's |
9121s | really sweet of you that's true |
9123s | friendship |
9124s | what if i |
9126s | take an action |
9128s | down a healing potion |
9131s | you can take a bonus action to heal yeah |
9134s | use a healing potion sure |
9140s | oh my gosh |
9142s | six points of healing |
9145s | okay spaghetti |
9147s | and you're still in your demon as well |
9150s | i sure am |
9151s | which means i have a whole another |
9153s | health food |
9154s | i would like to |
9162s | i am |
9163s | i am myron |
9165s | i could kill you in an instant i hope |
9167s | you know |
9168s | you stand no chance |
9171s | but i have an idea and i'm yeah i'm |
9174s | going to go ahead and talk to you |
9175s | through the wall like you can still hear |
9176s | me it's just a force field |
9178s | myron i have a plan it would take us |
9181s | both out instantly |
9184s | we would not give zuck the satisfaction |
9187s | but we wouldn't be able to see the |
9188s | outcome |
9193s | that's fair |
9195s | i kind of don't want to kill you anyways |
9196s | i feel like we are kind of good woman |
9199s | although i would love to just win |
9202s | but |
9204s | as long as we say that i'm the best one |
9206s | i'm just kidding let's do it well hang |
9208s | on hey hang on now i'm good |
9212s | yeah hang on |
9217s | tell you what if you can |
9220s | why don't i get the this horse look down |
9222s | and you |
9224s | you get me out of demon form |
9227s | good |
9230s | heal |
9232s | i'd like to dissipate while the force |
9236s | show |
9238s | it is gone now you have the attention |
9244s | you had my curiosity now you have my |
9246s | attention |
9247s | and i i kind of nod my head smoothly |
9249s | over to the sword on the ground |
9257s | since it's now your turn myron you can |
9259s | go and get the sword if you want to |
9262s | i would like to say for the sake of |
9264s | brevity you you |
9266s | you go over and you pick it up you stand |
9268s | back where you were how's that |
9270s | beautiful |
9272s | and i'm just gonna whack the heck out of |
9274s | her again |
9275s | do it |
9276s | okay |
9280s | i'm |
9280s | sweating |
9282s | bro |
9284s | me too but i'm also wearing a giant coat |
9286s | so |
9287s | yes |
9291s | that's a hit |
9292s | okay that'll hit |
9300s | still in demon form |
9302s | oh yeah you had a second |
9305s | sorry second attack |
9313s | oh yep |
9315s | that'll hit |
9324s | there's the pace |
9327s | that takes place he is |
9329s | paying more back |
9331s | yeah and he takes another 13 points off |
9336s | so you guys are now |
9338s | neck and neck on health so the the first |
9342s | kind of gets tame or down ah snarling |
9345s | back and the second one |
9347s | knocks down and suddenly with a flash of |
9349s | smoke back to her original form |
9352s | and more and is streaked across one |
9354s | cheek as it drips down onto the floor |
9357s | yep |
9358s | now it's tamar's turn |
9362s | myron |
9364s | and i extend my clawed hand |
9366s | it's been an honor |
9369s | i'm gonna reach out and take it and take |
9371s | a deep breath because i know exactly |
9373s | what's about to happen |
9376s | i'm gonna do something different |
9378s | it's |
9379s | a car that i've kept in my bag this |
9382s | whole time i've been waiting for this |
9384s | exact month to use it |
9387s | i would like to |
9389s | while arm-in-arm with myron i'm going to |
9391s | raise my staff chris and i'm going to |
9394s | strike it across the ground and break it |
9397s | in half and i'm going to cast |
9398s | retributive |
9402s | uh i will import that for you bear with |
9404s | me |
9406s | look at his face is like |
9409s | yep so what this does it's basically a |
9411s | self-destruct i release every charge in |
9414s | the staff all at once in a giant magical |
9417s | explosion |
9419s | oh okay |
9421s | yep |
9422s | we're going out |
9435s | so you guys so |
9438s | myron wraps her arms around your waist |
9441s | you grab the staff and you throw it down |
9444s | everything goes black for everyone |
9448s | in your minds all four of you here |
9452s | very well |
9453s | it appears that a worthy opponent has |
9456s | appeared anyway |
9459s | and you are taken to |
9463s | the cathedral where you all wake up |
9467s | the generals are around |
9471s | i'm still holding myron |
9475s | yeah myron and you are still cuddling |
9478s | okay |
9482s | the general you you're all awake |
9485s | everyone's alive everyone's conscious at |
9487s | least and the generals tell you that now |
9490s | the real battle must begin |
9492s | for the heroes of guilenore have arrived |
9496s | to fight with zuk |
9499s | now that is where our four adventurers |
9503s | adventure ends |
9505s | but |
9506s | if you'd like to see more |
9508s | please take part in the older god wars |
9510s | i'm |
9511s | think for this session because it's the |
9512s | last of four and i'm a little emotional |
9515s | with everything we should ask each of |
9516s | you to uh say a little something |
9519s | something at the end |
9520s | um obviously jagex thank you so much for |
9523s | the opportunity to show our adventures |
9525s | in this world i hope that all of our |
9526s | viewers have enjoyed it i will pass it |
9528s | round first to jaxis |
9531s | okay |
9532s | i guess we're starting off here |
9534s | yeah i guess i just have to thank you |
9536s | viewers so much |
9537s | for |
9538s | watching because um it's been an |
9541s | incredible experience i know we've tried |
9543s | this before and i've hoped that you've |
9545s | enjoyed the adventures of taymor and |
9547s | crew |
9548s | because that was our name officially we |
9550s | decided on it at the beginning we just |
9551s | it was off camera though you didn't see |
9553s | it it was |
9554s | a morning crew |
9555s | um |
9556s | hey yeah if you know you enjoyed us |
9558s | check out our various others channels |
9561s | our art channel in response tonight um |
9564s | and they'll tell you more about that it |
9566s | has been an honor to be here and i'm |
9568s | excited to see |
9570s | where the god words go from here thank |
9572s | you |
9574s | okay uh ny channel over to you |
9578s | all right |
9579s | thank you so much for allowing us to |
9582s | come on here it's been so fun being able |
9585s | to play |
9587s | a campaign that actually directly |
9589s | affects um some moments in game |
9593s | and |
9593s | just |
9594s | the opportunity to do so is just a |
9597s | blessing if one might say |
9599s | so |
9600s | thank you so much again mike jackson |
9602s | said you know her |
9604s | uh |
9604s | ads are down below and um |
9607s | yeah i can't thank you enough for |
9610s | watching thank you so much i hope you |
9611s | had a great time nazi you should try out |
9614s | dnd amazing game |
9619s | gosco |
9621s | um i just want to say thank you i've |
9624s | been playing dandy for a while and able |
9625s | to do something like this with runescape |
9627s | has been nothing but just amazing and |
9630s | awesome and just humbling to be picked |
9632s | out of everybody you know and um i've |
9635s | learned a lot no about the game but even |
9637s | more so i've gained some really cool |
9639s | friends out of it so at the end of the |
9640s | day you know um this has been one hell |
9643s | of an adventure so i really do |
9645s | appreciate it thank you so much |
9646s | runescape for |
9647s | for picking us to be a part of it i hope |
9649s | you guys had fun uh please you know if |
9652s | you guys you know |
9653s | check out our channels we're all goofy |
9654s | we're all wholesome so thank you so much |
9656s | again |
9659s | and finally kathar who's had to be |
9661s | silent for so long |
9663s | final words from you poor guy |
9666s | first to die what did you forget here |
9671s | hey didn't we have a fourth party member |
9673s | never |
9674s | yeah |
9676s | i didn't have a fourth party number we |
9677s | just had chicken dinner |
9680s | oh um |
9682s | it's just |
9683s | this is a total blast |
9685s | uh |
9686s | i |
9687s | i'm new to d d but familiar and um it |
9690s | was just great getting to play like |
9692s | official dnd on this really awesome |
9694s | software with amazing dm |
9697s | and of course three |
9699s | brand new friends as far as i'm |
9701s | concerned um |
9703s | whether thank you again jagex for the |
9705s | opportunity to do this |
9707s | and um |
9709s | you this won't be the last time you see |
9710s | the four of us together |
9714s | this is true sure well look matt thanks |
9716s | again from |
9717s | dog code or uk for allowing jagex to |
9719s | give us this opportunity to show this |
9721s | adventure |
9722s | dnd is fantastic |
9724s | um please enjoy it and make sure you |
9726s | enjoy runescape and all the other great |
9728s | games that jagex putting out at the |
9730s | moment and we hope to see you all again |
9732s | soon thank you so much goodbye everybody |
9735s | bye |
9737s | bye strength through chaos |
9740s | samurai has been shipped |
9746s | you |