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| 0s | hello everyone and welcome to the final |
|---|---|
| 3s | of four installments of a very special |
| 5s | runescape dungeons and dragons adventure |
| 7s | my name's chris and i'm a professional |
| 9s | games master from road outdoor code uk |
| 11s | uh tonight i'll be guiding these |
| 13s | wonderful four runescape influencers |
| 15s | through the elder god wars in guilin or |
| 17s | and last time the fungal nightmares of |
| 20s | the crosses front tried to defeat our |
| 21s | adventurous but of course they succeeded |
| 24s | and helped you the heroes of gilano to |
| 26s | defeat this monstrous dungeon |
| 28s | before we get into what's gonna happen |
| 31s | this week |
| 32s | and yes this is the final week uh we're |
| 35s | gonna start by introducing our four |
| 37s | heroes in our |
| 39s | squad that will help destroy everything |
| 42s | there |
| 43s | let's start with ny channel |
| 47s | well hello |
| 48s | my name is and my channel and i'm a fan |
| 51s | artist i'm probably most known for |
| 53s | making runescape comics and i am playing |
| 56s | carol aaron 46 years young mother of |
| 59s | three uh her hair is styled at faldor |
| 62s | hair salon um she's the partial owner of |
| 65s | the falador general store like |
| 67s | unofficially but she basically holds the |
| 69s | manager hostage with her lawyers and |
| 72s | because you know she's ready to sue the |
| 73s | moment you don't have her favorite wine |
| 75s | in stock |
| 78s | that is her |
| 79s | fantastic uh |
| 81s | let's carry on to jaxis |
| 85s | hi hello |
| 87s | my name is jaxis i am a youtuber and a |
| 89s | streamer uh you may recognize me from my |
| 91s | story mode series uh and i just stream |
| 95s | runescape sometime i'm a lorehound you |
| 97s | know that's what i do today i am playing |
| 99s | tamor the zamarakian warlock lesser |
| 102s | demon and i think |
| 105s | that sarah doman is less stupid than he |
| 107s | used to be and i have finally gone |
| 109s | through character development thank you |
| 111s | thank you i'll be taking my applause now |
| 116s | that is not so bad either |
| 120s | there must be a game of golf somewhere |
| 122s | for that clap okay let's carry on |
| 124s | gossip |
| 126s | over to gossip kell |
| 129s | hi i'm gospel girl um i am a streamer |
| 132s | and you know me for uh doing crab ribs |
| 134s | and falling a lot on camera um that's |
| 136s | pretty much all i do um this is true |
| 139s | um i am playing a uh elven fighter of |
| 142s | saren um |
| 144s | named myrin it's also kind of like a hot |
| 146s | head but solution to everything is just |
| 150s | hit it with the hammer and just just |
| 151s | just go ham and um i think saren is |
| 154s | better than all of the other gods |
| 163s | we have perhaps the mvp of last game of |
| 166s | dare i say katharine |
| 171s | oh oh is that so |
| 174s | hello ladies and gentlemen my name is |
| 176s | hathar and welcome back um |
| 179s | you may recognize me from i'm a youtuber |
| 181s | and you may recognize me from my desert |
| 183s | only hardcore iron man series along with |
| 186s | um other lore based content i create |
| 190s | and |
| 191s | i am the armadillon bard kika |
| 194s | uh i am a totally level-headed |
| 196s | individual no no mental breaks no |
| 198s | climbing up trees birds don't climb |
| 200s | don't don't don't look that up actually |
| 202s | don't don't don't look that up i might i |
| 205s | might |
| 206s | i |
| 207s | anyway hi |
| 211s | so |
| 213s | last time you guys were |
| 216s | made aware |
| 218s | of a new evil that lacks or perhaps |
| 222s | it's an old evil |
| 225s | zuyana turns to you all and don't worry |
| 228s | you've all had a long rest |
| 230s | it was nice enough we would say this is |
| 232s | a very special room that gives you long |
| 233s | rest |
| 235s | uh zilliano looks towards you all and |
| 237s | says |
| 238s | quill |
| 240s | did you feel that |
| 242s | this is the first time any of you have |
| 244s | heard a tremor in zoryana's voice |
| 247s | and krill begins to growl terribly |
| 250s | fearful |
| 251s | and looks torture |
| 256s | you four must face |
| 258s | to calzook |
| 261s | he invites you in his arena below |
| 266s | only honorable combat |
| 269s | assert this veteran of war |
| 274s | go now |
| 276s | zuyana looks to you all again and says |
| 280s | it could be |
| 282s | that this is the final time we see each |
| 284s | other |
| 286s | now more than ever |
| 288s | you must delay the inevitable |
| 292s | if you can delay this |
| 294s | if you can |
| 297s | amuse zuk |
| 300s | then perhaps the heroes of guilin or can |
| 302s | storm |
| 303s | below the cathedral |
| 307s | and at that point |
| 309s | um |
| 310s | you're led down below the cathedral |
| 313s | before you can do anything |
| 316s | you are teleported into |
| 318s | an arena |
| 319s | full of fire |
| 321s | full of ash |
| 323s | full of pain and the heat is unbearable |
| 326s | underneath |
| 329s | we're gonna add you guys on so that you |
| 331s | can see what's going on here |
| 334s | tamar feels right at home |
| 336s | oh this is lovely i'm happy |
| 340s | oh my skin has never felt pressure |
| 342s | oh we're just going straight into it |
| 344s | okay i guess so |
| 347s | um |
| 348s | oh no yeah |
| 351s | great brimstone |
| 353s | it's just like in furnace all over again |
| 355s | no it could be a little just a little |
| 357s | steamier with a little |
| 360s | ash in the air oh |
| 363s | nice ash you know |
| 366s | over the other side of the arena |
| 371s | is a large |
| 373s | that's all right that's good i like it |
| 376s | so you guys are transported round |
| 379s | you kind of got your backs turned |
| 381s | and you turn around |
| 383s | and there |
| 385s | s sat atop his throne |
| 388s | himself |
| 391s | and you kind of you can see him there |
| 393s | resplendent i'm stretched out and he |
| 395s | boasts towards you |
| 401s | are you worthy enough to fight me |
| 403s | first |
| 404s | prove it |
| 406s | and we're gonna begin |
| 408s | as |
| 409s | climbing out of the side comes |
| 412s | a huge monolithic zekkhar warrior |
| 418s | we're gonna roll for initiative |
| 421s | right |
| 435s | this is what zuk is all about and at any |
| 438s | time |
| 439s | i will allow you guys to freely talk to |
| 441s | each other or to zuk himself |
| 444s | okay well i'm gonna piss him off let's |
| 446s | do it do it |
| 453s | okay so first up |
| 455s | myron |
| 456s | harder than hell |
| 458s | you've been transformed down to this |
| 461s | terrible |
| 462s | inferno underneath the cathedral |
| 465s | as |
| 465s | looks on at you ready to fight |
| 468s | smiling and cackling |
| 470s | uh and looking forward to the events to |
| 472s | unfold here below |
| 494s | there's got to be some treasure at the |
| 495s | end of this right and surely enough if |
| 498s | you look to the north you will see racks |
| 500s | of weaponry including a particularly |
| 503s | nasty looking two-handed sword |
| 508s | speaking my language |
| 510s | um and you said what side is the slug |
| 517s | where's my mouse i need help okay |
| 520s | got some cool right |
| 522s | i'm fine i'm good i'm just it's a little |
| 524s | hot down here i'm just a little i'm |
| 526s | gonna look at taymor and just kind of go |
| 527s | like it feels really great down here you |
| 530s | know just to kind of be like i'm not |
| 532s | phased at |
| 533s | all because that's my new friend now |
| 535s | girls i'm just gonna like i was getting |
| 537s | some hot flashes too not gonna lie |
| 541s | really |
| 543s | okay here we go |
| 546s | jeez |
| 556s | what i'm gonna do |
| 559s | i'm gonna be dumb i'm gonna be i think |
| 561s | i'm gonna play i got this |
| 563s | okay so what i'm gonna do |
| 565s | is i'm gonna get |
| 568s | i'm gonna use my animated shield |
| 571s | and i wanna can my animated shield be |
| 574s | used like if i were to like |
| 575s | eat it towards an enemy can it be used |
| 577s | as a weapon |
| 578s | you're going captain america on suck is |
| 581s | that what's yeah is that what knockout |
| 583s | i'm gonna go captain america and this |
| 585s | guy i just in my mind that sounds like a |
| 587s | great idea |
| 592s | i'll allow you to make a dexterity check |
| 594s | against that shot yeah we we can do a |
| 596s | throwing like a throwing check on that |
| 599s | let's let's go champ |
| 601s | let's see what we can do here so |
| 604s | exteriorly it's in the chat for you to |
| 606s | uh |
| 608s | throw it off |
| 609s | and the |
| 610s | zek car warrior |
| 613s | hands towards you so now |
| 615s | uh on top of that your shield bashes off |
| 619s | into the lava below and you are |
| 621s | shieldless |
| 622s | what oh no |
| 625s | oh okay okay |
| 628s | there's lava all around |
| 630s | no there's |
| 645s | as it just burns the last piece |
| 649s | i was so upset |
| 651s | that was so fun well oh no |
| 654s | oh that was a bonus action wait a bonus |
| 660s | yeah you can use a bonus no no that was |
| 662s | the main action that was an attack oh |
| 664s | what a fail okay |
| 666s | i'm gonna look around panicking for an |
| 668s | extra shield and just |
| 672s | i'm done i'm |
| 680s | looks at you |
| 681s | laughing at the fact that you've |
| 684s | lost your shield |
| 686s | and he's gonna |
| 688s | make a little throw of his own |
| 690s | uh and he throws |
| 692s | and the shield lands way over |
| 695s | here on the other side of the arena |
| 699s | a shield |
| 706s | yeah if you want to run over there away |
| 709s | from the enemy it's up to you |
| 712s | so it's around here |
| 714s | this is a test i feel like this is a |
| 715s | test i'm gonna run oh my god nope ah i'm |
| 718s | just gonna wait i'm gonna wait for |
| 719s | everybody else back |
| 721s | you're not gonna move nothing else |
| 723s | i'm so scared |
| 726s | okay go get your shield girl what does |
| 729s | your heart |
| 739s | i'm gonna talk as low as i can be like |
| 741s | yes |
| 742s | i'm gonna i'm gonna get yes |
| 744s | bring on bring on that barry white voice |
| 746s | voice |
| 747s | yeah i'm good |
| 750s | okay i'm gonna go get the shield |
| 753s | do it where am i going |
| 755s | he's zig-zagging |
| 757s | that's fine yeah we'll say that's good |
| 760s | so our viewers at home gossip has just |
| 762s | had a solid eight hours sleep and is not |
| 764s | working on caffeine alone she is all |
| 767s | good too right |
| 769s | let's |
| 772s | that was an interesting first turn for |
| 774s | you there gossip let's let's see how |
| 776s | carol |
| 779s | okay |
| 780s | huh |
| 781s | carol |
| 782s | um |
| 784s | come on carol you've dealt with scrounge |
| 786s | bullies |
| 787s | exactly like normally she'd be jim's got |
| 789s | a manager |
| 791s | and |
| 793s | i think he's a manager but |
| 796s | you know she's gonna run up here |
| 798s | uh he's gonna to buy myron a little bit |
| 801s | of time she's gonna cast commands and |
| 804s | she's going to |
| 806s | point at uh the demon is and tell him |
| 810s | run that way run away |
| 813s | okay |
| 817s | yeah yeah you mean the zekker |
| 819s | yes that's right uh so what |
| 824s | command isn't like a charm or anything |
| 826s | so we'll have to make that safe let's |
| 829s | see what happens |
| 833s | uh it fails what would you like the zek |
| 836s | car to do for you |
| 839s | to run |
| 840s | 30 feet that way |
| 843s | that way |
| 844s | over there |
| 846s | just by my right hand |
| 852s | yeah yeah it stands on the very edge of |
| 854s | the arena |
| 856s | oh that's right um so yeah it's half in |
| 860s | the lava and kind of like |
| 862s | height like peering up over like |
| 866s | over the lip |
| 868s | so it's there |
| 869s | okay and i think she's gonna say |
| 872s | stay there |
| 873s | while we set up |
| 883s | now i don't know if you guys can see |
| 884s | this but there appeared to be some |
| 886s | uh previously charged adventurers who've |
| 888s | come down here a little bit early uh |
| 891s | maybe they've not done so well and um |
| 894s | they look like they're kind of |
| 896s | splattered in the middle of some dark |
| 898s | reddish stains i'm not sure what they |
| 899s | could be |
| 900s | um speaking of people who cause dark |
| 902s | reddish stains let's pass it over to |
| 904s | table |
| 906s | hey look uh carol other purveyors of |
| 909s | wine i want to step around chica |
| 912s | um and just rock for saunter actually |
| 916s | and i'm going to like glance up at zuk |
| 920s | and i will say just kind of in passing |
| 922s | you've gained some weight and i'm going |
| 924s | to walk towards the zekkar and within 20 |
| 927s | feet i'm going to cast |
| 929s | cone of old with my staff |
| 936s | okay |
| 937s | um |
| 941s | looks towards do you need me to put that |
| 942s | spell in your book would that be easier |
| 944s | oh yes |
| 946s | that's a good idea let's uh let's do |
| 948s | that so while i'm doing that |
| 951s | looks towards you and uh he says |
| 955s | thank you for noticing |
| 957s | i've been balking |
| 959s | now it's a good look |
| 962s | so nobody skips leg day |
| 973s | because i believe now this is the first |
| 975s | time that zuk has legs and he's very |
| 977s | happy with uh |
| 978s | creating those muscles |
| 984s | you should now have cone of cold |
| 986s | available to you to use let me add on um |
| 989s | because that's a mega spell |
| 992s | let's add that on as a spell slot voice |
| 994s | we've got it there to use i have no |
| 996s | spells |
| 998s | i have a spell slide |
| 1001s | i'm going to use a spell slide like that |
| 1007s | okay so he's got to make |
| 1009s | a or i suppose it yeah constitution |
| 1014s | constitution check oh and it fails |
| 1018s | you were so ready with that damage roll |
| 1020s | i was like it fails instantly bang |
| 1027s | um |
| 1030s | yeah 48 38 damage pretty good |
| 1033s | uh so let's just add that on there okay |
| 1037s | so because this guy is like hanging on |
| 1040s | for dear life over the edge uh the cone |
| 1043s | just blasts through from tamora's stuff |
| 1046s | and you just see his eye hands go |
| 1048s | with all the ice running up uh and then |
| 1051s | cross and he kind of he drags himself |
| 1053s | one step closer at that point as he gets |
| 1056s | out of the command from the damage there |
| 1058s | caused by tamor |
| 1060s | um sorry caused by carol |
| 1063s | um but he looks in bad shape from that |
| 1066s | one attack it's pretty good that's a |
| 1068s | good start to go um when i say pretty |
| 1070s | bad he's still like he can still go |
| 1074s | like he's wounded |
| 1077s | uh |
| 1079s | anything else from jaxus |
| 1081s | nothing else |
| 1083s | nothing else okay |
| 1085s | so now it is in fact the zek car's turn |
| 1089s | just quickly closes the gap |
| 1093s | hi |
| 1094s | hello |
| 1097s | and it's simply gonna try and use its |
| 1100s | touch attack |
| 1105s | oh it's a big fail on the first one |
| 1106s | luckily it's got molly attack |
| 1109s | no |
| 1114s | 17 hits |
| 1117s | let's see how much damage |
| 1121s | okay |
| 1122s | 15 points of fire damage |
| 1127s | oh wait i'm resistant to fire |
| 1129s | so it would be eight |
| 1132s | is that right damage yes |
| 1134s | damage resistance is fire yes |
| 1136s | oh yeah of course for your uh racial |
| 1139s | yeah yeah |
| 1140s | very good um so you're here to party |
| 1143s | really like this is this is your gig |
| 1145s | jaxus yeah let's go |
| 1149s | um so the zekk heart |
| 1150s | goes in to grab you by one shoulder and |
| 1153s | you step to one side but it's a faint |
| 1155s | and the second touch comes in and burns |
| 1157s | part of your skin and you're kind of |
| 1159s | it's a small saw but it quickly closes |
| 1161s | up you're used to these fiery pits |
| 1166s | not a problem |
| 1168s | someone who's not used to fiery pits |
| 1170s | underneath cathedrals tikka |
| 1173s | i'm feeling a little bit like a roast |
| 1174s | chicken right |
| 1177s | now by the way the the i i figured it |
| 1181s | out the two the two little bird marks |
| 1183s | yeah that's that's obviously that's the |
| 1185s | rs guy right there you can tell and then |
| 1187s | that one's that's evil lucario over |
| 1188s | there |
| 1204s | it's okay |
| 1205s | all right it's okay |
| 1206s | guys don't worry i'm incredible we're |
| 1208s | pvp we're pregnant all right |
| 1212s | i'm taking it right here |
| 1214s | um and maybe mumble something about how |
| 1216s | we're all gonna die |
| 1219s | um |
| 1221s | if you're self-cooking does that mean |
| 1223s | that your cooking skill goes up cathar |
| 1225s | what's the |
| 1226s | how do you think that's working down |
| 1228s | here right now for you |
| 1229s | it doesn't give you very much experience |
| 1232s | oh yes fiery fire making of course |
| 1237s | okay he's good |
| 1239s | right uh sorry i do beg your pun you go |
| 1241s | ahead sir |
| 1243s | it was a good joke |
| 1244s | um |
| 1245s | i'm going to cast arctic inspiration |
| 1249s | as a level 2 spell on taymor |
| 1253s | oh |
| 1255s | how do i do this again |
| 1257s | i always click the wrong |
| 1261s | oh ah i never remember the button the |
| 1263s | key combination to target somebody |
| 1266s | are you okay don't worry you don't need |
| 1268s | to just click target for uh that yeah no |
| 1270s | you can just use the future |
| 1273s | it's all good |
| 1274s | nice look at that yeah |
| 1277s | all right yeah |
| 1278s | thank you |
| 1279s | so you've got a is that a d8 for fifth |
| 1283s | for you guys now so like second level |
| 1285s | that's yeah right |
| 1286s | yeah yeah |
| 1288s | yeah so you've got yeah yeah to use |
| 1290s | whenever you need to jax this all right |
| 1295s | i'm sorry i i just i want to ask is |
| 1297s | verdig inspiration a bonus action or |
| 1298s | main action |
| 1300s | it is a bonus action yes |
| 1302s | i see okay so i'm down to a main action |
| 1305s | i will just go ahead and lob a crossbow |
| 1307s | bolt |
| 1309s | at the uh car |
| 1313s | whatever his name is zac thank you this |
| 1316s | new iterations here were you expecting |
| 1318s | the top heart |
| 1323s | yes |
| 1324s | we were |
| 1326s | yes |
| 1329s | okay |
| 1333s | uh does not hit i'm afraid it zooms past |
| 1336s | the zek |
| 1342s | that was me on the second one |
| 1343s | just start showing off the animation |
| 1346s | um so yeah unfortunately the crossbow |
| 1348s | bolt zips past the zett car and lanson |
| 1351s | it just spans up into the lava below |
| 1356s | yay |
| 1358s | now the |
| 1359s | newly equipped mirin i'll give you the |
| 1362s | benefit of the down so you managed to |
| 1364s | grab the shield last time gossip |
| 1366s | um but you're on the wrong side of the |
| 1368s | map |
| 1370s | i'm on the opposite side of the map i |
| 1372s | i'm so upset why did i throw that i'm so |
| 1375s | dumb okay what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna |
| 1377s | use my action to bolt into dash |
| 1381s | so that way i can get over there |
| 1383s | and be there on time just because i know |
| 1386s | my luck if i just like |
| 1388s | let it out of that to the other side |
| 1389s | something's going to happen over here |
| 1390s | and i'm just going to die so i'm just |
| 1392s | going to dash i'm going to try to get to |
| 1394s | right next to you |
| 1396s | yeah you can get there ish |
| 1398s | for sure in one turn like with the dash |
| 1408s | hold my not my shield i'm still upset |
| 1411s | and i'm just gonna like just get ready |
| 1413s | just |
| 1414s | okay |
| 1430s | oh |
| 1432s | life is cardio just weights |
| 1439s | were we just asking for like a dude bro |
| 1442s | who was really into like lifting weights |
| 1445s | kind of character here we are you'll |
| 1446s | fight yes you're fiery dude bro right |
| 1451s | he just wants |
| 1453s | all he wants really is an octagon joe |
| 1455s | rogan doing commentary and guys just |
| 1457s | duking it out that that's all that zuk |
| 1459s | wants like |
| 1462s | easy guy |
| 1464s | 24-hour mma |
| 1467s | like he would be in heaven |
| 1469s | okay jesus |
| 1471s | as it is he's in hell so |
| 1474s | carol |
| 1475s | over to you carol |
| 1477s | um yeah uh she would just yell out uh |
| 1479s | welcome back byron and |
| 1481s | uh everyone's together |
| 1483s | i am going to cast bless |
| 1486s | go |
| 1487s | so now everyone has a uh d4 added onto |
| 1490s | any attack roll they have |
| 1492s | and um with my bonus action i'm just |
| 1495s | going to |
| 1496s | activate a spare point |
| 1513s | where where would you like the weapon to |
| 1514s | be |
| 1516s | oh you've you've repainted |
| 1518s | you paid it's okay |
| 1520s | you faded it just stared like |
| 1522s | you tenderized it |
| 1525s | behind that i taped it |
| 1527s | um yeah like oh can i say like more |
| 1529s | behind can i move it like |
| 1531s | that around here yeah thank you |
| 1533s | there you go so the weapon has uh |
| 1537s | yeah yeah no that's okay we've said that |
| 1539s | before when you place it you can make an |
| 1540s | attack that's cool okay |
| 1545s | i love the feather you guys |
| 1547s | like it's it's all out buff time i love |
| 1549s | it |
| 1552s | give me your puffs |
| 1555s | that's a solid hit let's see what |
| 1556s | happens |
| 1558s | okay nine points of damage okay pretty |
| 1560s | good pretty good |
| 1562s | it counts as magical so that's good |
| 1567s | um |
| 1569s | tame or is it going to be fire with fire |
| 1574s | you know |
| 1575s | i do have |
| 1576s | many tricks up my sleeve fire i got one |
| 1579s | of them |
| 1580s | how how hard is it looking |
| 1582s | the the hammer like um |
| 1586s | so like the the hammer kind of hit from |
| 1588s | behind on one of its cauldrons and some |
| 1590s | of the fiery stuff shot off um |
| 1593s | but that got rid of some of the red |
| 1595s | chalk on the floor that somehow stayed |
| 1597s | there in this extreme heat |
| 1599s | but it's it's still pretty good it |
| 1601s | hasn't been hit that badly since your |
| 1603s | cone of cold |
| 1605s | gotcha |
| 1606s | okay |
| 1608s | i |
| 1609s | would like to look up at it |
| 1612s | and i will say |
| 1613s | heartier than i thought i would like to |
| 1615s | snap my fingers and fire |
| 1618s | uh bam bam to eldritch glass right into |
| 1620s | its face |
| 1621s | oh using both bless and bark inspiration |
| 1625s | on the damage |
| 1628s | nice |
| 1630s | this takes it out i'm going to go bam |
| 1631s | bam as soon as it dies |
| 1635s | technically |
| 1636s | since i am level 5 eldritch blast is |
| 1639s | automatically two beams instead of twice |
| 1640s | yeah yeah quite right |
| 1644s | oh i need to let's go |
| 1645s | i knew that |
| 1647s | okay |
| 1649s | let's go champ |
| 1652s | that's a hit |
| 1653s | guys |
| 1656s | damage |
| 1658s | and i have a d8 |
| 1661s | and a b4 |
| 1663s | yeah uh |
| 1665s | i think in the stack |
| 1668s | yeah i think in in this particular |
| 1670s | universe |
| 1671s | um |
| 1673s | it's for the attack role so it's not for |
| 1675s | the damage though |
| 1677s | so |
| 1677s | it's for like if you're if you're behind |
| 1680s | on an attack role like you can add a d4 |
| 1683s | um whenever you want and for the buttock |
| 1685s | inspiration you can add a d8 whenever |
| 1687s | like i allow it after the fact |
| 1690s | like you become inspired and at the last |
| 1692s | minute turn your blade kind of thing |
| 1694s | but for this |
| 1695s | it's you can't add on to the damage i'm |
| 1697s | afraid |
| 1698s | okay that's fine but |
| 1701s | it's still good |
| 1703s | so that's nice |
| 1705s | you know yeah now that conservation just |
| 1707s | does attack yeah |
| 1709s | okay yeah it's it's to add on to an |
| 1711s | attack or ability |
| 1712s | that is fine with me i could save it for |
| 1714s | later |
| 1716s | so the first one the first blast you get |
| 1718s | him right in the stomach as |
| 1720s | the purple shoots out bang |
| 1722s | you bend him over double let's have a |
| 1724s | look for the second one let's see how |
| 1726s | that does |
| 1729s | it's a solid here again this roll for |
| 1731s | damage 23. you're rolling well here |
| 1734s | for now what's happening all right nine |
| 1737s | points the second one so as he bends |
| 1739s | over double you curve the second bolt |
| 1742s | around uh and it just kind of goes |
| 1744s | underneath and then lifts up and hits |
| 1746s | him on the chin and |
| 1747s | kind of knocks his head back straight |
| 1749s | into yours and he's growling like almost |
| 1752s | silently |
| 1755s | i'd like to curse |
| 1757s | just a tiny bit |
| 1759s | wow |
| 1762s | bam |
| 1771s | actually can i after i do that i also |
| 1774s | want to turn back to my party members |
| 1776s | and say did the audience and is the |
| 1778s | audience entertained |
| 1782s | it's still standing somehow |
| 1784s | oh |
| 1785s | i'm trying my best here |
| 1788s | which i'm just gonna look at her and |
| 1789s | just be like i got my shield |
| 1792s | you sure do |
| 1794s | carol just says as long as you're in |
| 1795s | front and i'm not yes you're doing great |
| 1797s | honey keep going |
| 1800s | okay so |
| 1802s | the zek car turns into pure fire |
| 1806s | and it runs through jaxus |
| 1808s | through tikka and mirin and stops there |
| 1812s | so |
| 1815s | because of that |
| 1818s | what |
| 1819s | is that um |
| 1828s | you guys get five points of damage each |
| 1831s | but taymor can take a swing |
| 1834s | okay |
| 1835s | oh and also it's uh three points i think |
| 1838s | me instead because of my resistance to |
| 1839s | fire it does it doesn't do that it just |
| 1842s | becomes fire no it's because it ended it |
| 1844s | turn on their spot |
| 1847s | oh i see |
| 1849s | so it it's firing them up so because |
| 1851s | they're there and at the start and |
| 1853s | they're now on fire so until they're |
| 1855s | doused with water or similar they're |
| 1857s | gonna take 1d10 fire damage at the start |
| 1860s | of their turn as well |
| 1863s | oh that's violent |
| 1866s | so tamar |
| 1871s | hey |
| 1872s | this is all about combat this is i'm so |
| 1874s | excited |
| 1876s | this is zuck |
| 1889s | that should be fine nevermind does not |
| 1891s | hit the |
| 1893s | dagger does not hit unfortunately |
| 1896s | uh that's fine |
| 1899s | um because you start the turn there and |
| 1901s | you're on fire |
| 1903s | take another three points of health off |
| 1910s | bully all right |
| 1912s | okay let's see um |
| 1916s | being a bard i don't have many options |
| 1918s | in terms of just committing violence |
| 1921s | um |
| 1924s | am i |
| 1926s | am i technically behind it |
| 1928s | um it's in your space |
| 1931s | i'm gonna be not in my space oh wait i |
| 1934s | can't do this that would be a bad idea |
| 1937s | uh i'm going to hit it with the dagger |
| 1940s | i mean you you could be around it so |
| 1942s | that you're not in its space and you |
| 1944s | wouldn't get the attack of opportunity |
| 1946s | if that's what you're worried about okay |
| 1948s | i'm glad you know what i meant |
| 1950s | i guess i'm moving here it seems fine |
| 1953s | okay so um yeah hit to attack and don't |
| 1956s | forget to add the where when you bring |
| 1957s | up the attack in the situational bonus |
| 1959s | add the 1d4 in there um and that will |
| 1963s | look for the bless |
| 1966s | and that will allow you to |
| 1971s | oh that's cool |
| 1973s | not that you needed it but you've got 24 |
| 1975s | as the dagger rips through the air |
| 1981s | i'd like to imagine that your dagger is |
| 1984s | literally playing the song for |
| 1986s | um |
| 2001s | all right |
| 2010s | no |
| 2011s | i don't think so |
| 2013s | and well |
| 2016s | i mean uh is this hold on i need to |
| 2018s | double check this is a bonus action or |
| 2020s | not i don't think it is though |
| 2022s | sure what do you want to do um |
| 2024s | i was gonna i was gonna cast cure wounds |
| 2026s | on myself |
| 2030s | that's an action i think yeah |
| 2032s | unfortunately yeah |
| 2034s | that's okay that's okay in that case i |
| 2035s | am good |
| 2037s | okay |
| 2038s | um next up we have myron so myron you |
| 2041s | take 1d10 let me do that for |
| 2046s | do you take three points of fire damage |
| 2049s | okay uh there you go |
| 2052s | i'll move you there because i think |
| 2053s | that's what you want to do and then i'll |
| 2054s | move the zet car back and then you can |
| 2056s | move freely wherever you want to |
| 2058s | it's like you know what i'm doing this |
| 2060s | is so great this is great okay so |
| 2063s | here's |
| 2064s | here's a question |
| 2066s | you said it's on fire it needs something |
| 2069s | with water or something similar to put |
| 2071s | it out i have a frost brand long sword |
| 2075s | fire and ice |
| 2076s | boom |
| 2078s | does that work |
| 2081s | i'm afraid that that's gonna break too |
| 2083s | okay |
| 2084s | so the way that i've written this is |
| 2086s | similar to dnd enemy in that every |
| 2088s | gallon of water splashed on it will take |
| 2090s | one cold damage |
| 2092s | and i'm going to say that they're |
| 2094s | probably going to be susceptible to cold |
| 2096s | damage for sure |
| 2099s | okay |
| 2100s | so |
| 2101s | here's bit |
| 2104s | you know what |
| 2106s | i'm not even going to think too much i'm |
| 2107s | just going to do what mama's going |
| 2108s | through i'm just going to be |
| 2112s | i'm just going to hit it be your best |
| 2114s | elf self you go be my best elf self |
| 2117s | because i literally got caught on fire |
| 2119s | my shield is broken it's now upsetting |
| 2122s | my friend's now turning into chicken i'm |
| 2124s | not okay with it so |
| 2129s | i'm |
| 2133s | no |
| 2134s | it's not thanksgiving oh well okay okay |
| 2137s | i don't wanna thanksgiving |
| 2140s | i want to uh just hit this this guy with |
| 2143s | my frost brain loves it |
| 2145s | go fred let's go you get two attacks of |
| 2147s | course and you're flanking so we'll give |
| 2150s | you advantage |
| 2151s | bam |
| 2153s | nice |
| 2155s | nice |
| 2171s | okay normal |
| 2176s | can i use my |
| 2177s | um i can't use it on damage just kidding |
| 2181s | so that does that would normally do 13 |
| 2184s | but because it doubles it goes up to 16 |
| 2187s | because of the ice damage extra |
| 2189s | so |
| 2191s | the zek |
| 2193s | kind of gets cold and then bursts |
| 2196s | and then in this next hit i want to |
| 2199s | because uh i wanna just be like i am |
| 2205s | gonna hit it again okay |
| 2207s | let's see if you're having a little post |
| 2209s | off versus zuck here i like it oh |
| 2211s | absolutely he's still on his chair i'm |
| 2214s | this is probably a bad idea doing |
| 2216s | advantage again right |
| 2220s | okay |
| 2224s | did i hit |
| 2226s | it's a 17. |
| 2227s | 17 is a hit yeah yeah yes |
| 2233s | okay get it |
| 2234s | kill it |
| 2236s | kill it end it end it rightly |
| 2239s | add the four since 13. |
| 2241s | okay so the first zeck heart dies |
| 2245s | as frost overcomes it and suck it |
| 2249s | yes |
| 2251s | we're gonna end combat at that point |
| 2269s | zechar |
| 2270s | rise out of the lava |
| 2273s | this time either side |
| 2276s | of the combat arena |
| 2279s | and now we're gonna |
| 2281s | oh no we're not gonna do that hold on |
| 2283s | let me restart that folks i do beg your |
| 2285s | palm |
| 2287s | um |
| 2290s | there is two um could you roll for |
| 2292s | initiative please |
| 2294s | here we go again |
| 2295s | oh no |
| 2309s | uh no because you've moved out i'm gonna |
| 2312s | say no because that that would be really |
| 2314s | mean to keep you on fire i'll say that |
| 2316s | the movement doused it as you rolled out |
| 2317s | the whale something similar |
| 2320s | um but we're gonna begin |
| 2322s | the second wave |
| 2325s | with tikka |
| 2328s | so |
| 2329s | there's |
| 2330s | there are two of these guys looking at |
| 2332s | you |
| 2334s | they're looking um i bet i'm looking |
| 2337s | delicious right now |
| 2338s | you know what |
| 2340s | i don't |
| 2342s | oh it pains me to have to do this i |
| 2344s | don't like resorting to this kind of |
| 2346s | thing but i don't think we have a choice |
| 2347s | in the matter here it's time to meditate |
| 2351s | um |
| 2353s | uh i'm going to cast eldritch spear on |
| 2357s | the closest [ __ ] excuse me the |
| 2359s | closest thing |
| 2361s | the closest this is |
| 2368s | god |
| 2369s | how do i do it |
| 2371s | because you want to cast |
| 2373s | like an eldritch blast right |
| 2376s | i think so the thing is uh because it |
| 2378s | comes from an item i own it doesn't |
| 2380s | actually describe what it does that's |
| 2382s | okay so um |
| 2384s | yeah i know what you mean uh so let's |
| 2386s | put the eldritch blast in |
| 2388s | um because it's 300 essentially you get |
| 2391s | 300 feet of damage with that so in your |
| 2394s | spellbook in a moment |
| 2395s | will be uh eldridge blast you'll be able |
| 2398s | to cast that |
| 2400s | hey |
| 2403s | all right um |
| 2404s | i'm wondering how |
| 2407s | how uh jax is character |
| 2409s | uh taymor's gonna feel about seeing you |
| 2412s | casting an eldritch blast |
| 2418s | we're not gonna talk about it |
| 2420s | all right i have is this something i |
| 2422s | should know |
| 2424s | no you've been a secret zammer acting |
| 2426s | the whole time you know you could you |
| 2427s | could tell me you don't have to talk |
| 2429s | about it in front of the other two you |
| 2430s | know |
| 2430s | you can just admit it you can tell me he |
| 2432s | likes amaranth that's fine we're not |
| 2434s | gonna we're not gonna look we're not |
| 2435s | gonna i got the butterfly mistake and |
| 2438s | every time i throw it away it comes back |
| 2439s | an hour later i can't you know what |
| 2441s | we're just i'm going to talk about it |
| 2442s | we're not going to talk about it |
| 2444s | like a horror movie sort of thing going |
| 2446s | on |
| 2447s | i got you chica i i hear last is uh |
| 2451s | stunningly accurate as it um |
| 2455s | it hits through the natural |
| 2459s | gas like it's like a little lament |
| 2460s | configuration i can't get rid of it |
| 2463s | um so you roll damage |
| 2468s | oh yeah sorry i didn't know how to get |
| 2469s | the animation to prague |
| 2471s | that's okay |
| 2473s | that's what i'm here for it's not a |
| 2474s | problem okay so that does 10 points of |
| 2478s | damage |
| 2480s | okay and then um |
| 2482s | i want |
| 2484s | as a bonus action if i am allowed to |
| 2486s | i would like to cast a dancing rapier |
| 2489s | absolutely |
| 2491s | all right |
| 2492s | um and i want to put it right in front |
| 2495s | of this guy |
| 2497s | right in the way of where he's going to |
| 2499s | try and burn my face off yeah no problem |
| 2501s | nice yes |
| 2505s | all right and i'm assuming it can attack |
| 2507s | right |
| 2509s | yeah it can attack yeah for sure we've |
| 2511s | said that with these weapons i don't |
| 2512s | mind that |
| 2514s | that's a hit of 14 |
| 2516s | all right |
| 2520s | all |
| 2521s | right 11 points of damage fantastic okay |
| 2526s | um any movement |
| 2531s | yeah |
| 2532s | there we go |
| 2533s | and i'm good |
| 2535s | okay uh next up we have myron so |
| 2541s | uh gossip there's now two of these guys |
| 2544s | after you've just destroyed one they |
| 2546s | literally you've killed one and there's |
| 2547s | two more they've popped up and when you |
| 2549s | look over the edge you can kind of see |
| 2552s | the zek car roaming around waiting for |
| 2555s | you |
| 2556s | endless waves |
| 2559s | what are you gonna do |
| 2564s | well i didn't think i'd get this one |
| 2567s | um i was fully expecting to die before |
| 2569s | we got here |
| 2571s | um it's only rate four |
| 2573s | i mean okay so i'm gonna |
| 2577s | so i'm gonna grab my sword and my shield |
| 2579s | and just prepare it to go attack this |
| 2581s | one over here but in passing to tamor |
| 2584s | i'm just gonna say |
| 2585s | um there's only there's continuous waves |
| 2588s | we have to think of something |
| 2590s | and um just so that |
| 2593s | uh they all know |
| 2595s | and i'm just gonna attack uh this guy |
| 2598s | with my frosh brand |
| 2600s | my i'm by long so i'm gonna i'm just |
| 2602s | gonna hit it i'm just gonna let's move |
| 2604s | closer to danger because that sounds |
| 2605s | like a good idea |
| 2606s | that's a great idea |
| 2609s | yeah right |
| 2610s | that's your job |
| 2612s | it's your job good job |
| 2614s | she's she's tanking she's tanking |
| 2616s | i'm taking this thank you |
| 2624s | okay |
| 2625s | first attack |
| 2626s | misses |
| 2628s | the frost grand sword hits to the edge |
| 2630s | of the side and |
| 2632s | just |
| 2632s | causes a little bit of fire that was |
| 2634s | probably previously one of tikka's |
| 2636s | feathers uh just goes out in a dash |
| 2641s | the great second attack |
| 2644s | i'm panicking |
| 2646s | holy well that one hit |
| 2648s | you're all good yes |
| 2651s | okay i'm gonna |
| 2653s | hook the best |
| 2658s | okay not so bad so |
| 2660s | uh because the the the ice damage goes |
| 2663s | up that actually goes up to um 11 points |
| 2666s | of damage which is pretty good |
| 2669s | okay |
| 2671s | pretty good |
| 2674s | now |
| 2680s | i just kind of want to step a little bit |
| 2682s | this way if i can yeah just because |
| 2685s | i know i don't want a haircut so i just |
| 2688s | know how to act so |
| 2701s | you can teach an old elf new tricks i |
| 2703s | love it |
| 2704s | that's true |
| 2706s | i'm just young it's fine |
| 2709s | yeah i know |
| 2711s | so the zek car over here |
| 2715s | um |
| 2717s | is gonna come up right behind carol |
| 2723s | it glides over |
| 2738s | a transformers reference in uh jagex get |
| 2741s | fantastic love it xd game fantastic |
| 2747s | 22. that's a solid hit |
| 2752s | ouch let's go for this |
| 2755s | and it does 20 points of damage to carol |
| 2759s | half of carol's life force is gone as |
| 2762s | one big hand grasps |
| 2765s | and goes across your face and just burns |
| 2767s | off all of your makeup |
| 2770s | no |
| 2771s | no there's blusher dripping on the floor |
| 2776s | oh dear oh harold |
| 2779s | the cheek implant |
| 2781s | how are you gonna react dang |
| 2785s | i've made |
| 2787s | hundreds of brownies |
| 2788s | and one |
| 2789s | sundae for a brownie bake sale |
| 2792s | i can handle the heat and she's going to |
| 2794s | oh my god |
| 2796s | wait up and hit it with a sacred flame |
| 2801s | let's go |
| 2810s | absolutely god tear dialogue |
| 2813s | this is great |
| 2815s | mvp over here |
| 2820s | the the radiance comes down but it only |
| 2823s | hits for four points of damage |
| 2825s | okay |
| 2826s | well with my spiritual weapon uh can i |
| 2829s | is it possible let's move it like how |
| 2831s | much can i move it |
| 2833s | yeah it's fine you can get it there it's |
| 2835s | no problem |
| 2836s | okay perfect yeah can i like |
| 2838s | make it whoosh around flank it and hit |
| 2841s | it |
| 2842s | yep so the the meat tenderizer um |
| 2845s | because i'm guessing that you're a mean |
| 2847s | cookout you do a mean cookout as well |
| 2849s | like for the school pta like you flip |
| 2852s | those burgers as well |
| 2854s | so the tenderizer comes around the other |
| 2856s | side |
| 2857s | um and i've put the extra spell slot on |
| 2860s | so you can use so you can bring it |
| 2862s | straight back up in chat want to see it |
| 2863s | if it's easier |
| 2865s | and yeah go for the attack you'll have |
| 2867s | advantage because you're flanking with |
| 2869s | yourself |
| 2871s | not that you need it but roll it again |
| 2872s | just in case |
| 2874s | maybe 20. okay so it's a good hit yeah |
| 2877s | yeah it's a good hit roll for damage and |
| 2879s | we'll see how that does |
| 2881s | oh okay here we go so the tenderizer |
| 2884s | comes in and |
| 2886s | straight between the shoulder blades |
| 2888s | where where presumably they would be on |
| 2889s | the zebra oh like that gets knocked |
| 2892s | forwards |
| 2894s | good job okay okay is it possible to do |
| 2897s | one more thing with movement |
| 2899s | yeah you can do whatever you want with |
| 2901s | movement |
| 2902s | yeah i have a question so i have my |
| 2904s | shield right and um it says i have a it |
| 2907s | gives me a plus one to ac but does that |
| 2909s | mean i have to physically hold it up and |
| 2911s | i'll actually get a plus one or is that |
| 2912s | already added on to it already added on |
| 2916s | okay never mind all right well |
| 2919s | okay |
| 2920s | ladies i want to get out of the way of |
| 2922s | this thing |
| 2923s | but i know i'm gonna get attack of |
| 2925s | opportunity so |
| 2929s | i think it's worth it honestly i just go |
| 2931s | for it i don't want to be in the way of |
| 2933s | this thing so i'm gonna i'm gonna try my |
| 2934s | best to |
| 2935s | move out of the way |
| 2939s | okay here and the yeah |
| 2943s | it's gonna go to make an attack on you |
| 2948s | and it misses just |
| 2951s | one point |
| 2953s | so i rolled a 16 |
| 2955s | you've |
| 2967s | so he goes to here and uh he just he |
| 2970s | crosses the the fire actually turns off |
| 2973s | love so now you've just got live laugh |
| 2976s | on your shield |
| 2978s | we're loved just like my second husband |
| 2996s | okay |
| 2997s | it's going so the second greatest enemy |
| 3006s | uh that hits myron |
| 3010s | on the first attack |
| 3013s | you got 19 but nice try |
| 3016s | oh my shield's gone oh no both |
| 3020s | both of them hit no you've got a shield |
| 3021s | up |
| 3022s | yeah but oh yeah oh hold on |
| 3027s | i see yeah yeah so |
| 3029s | yeah no you've got 21 so both are safe |
| 3033s | just so i rolled 20 on both of its |
| 3035s | attacks and because you have a normal |
| 3037s | shield now that would add plus two so |
| 3040s | yeah you would be knight's armor is 19 |
| 3043s | and then you've got your uh shield up |
| 3045s | which is plus two |
| 3047s | oh i'm sorry i was just looking after |
| 3049s | myself |
| 3067s | can summon eldrit's blast too what about |
| 3070s | that tikka |
| 3072s | oh oh i haven't even started yet sis |
| 3076s | that's like chicken |
| 3082s | don't you speak his language myron |
| 3085s | oh i do |
| 3092s | here we go |
| 3106s | uh just laughing merrily to himself |
| 3109s | and he's kind of actually he's he's |
| 3111s | walked along a little bit he's seen |
| 3113s | where the action's gone come off of his |
| 3115s | throne and he step stood over here so he |
| 3117s | can get a a real kind of look at |
| 3120s | everything |
| 3121s | and he's |
| 3122s | gonna take |
| 3123s | take this scythe off of the uh |
| 3126s | grim reaper next to him and uh brandish |
| 3129s | it menacingly at you all |
| 3135s | what a boy |
| 3139s | look at the unfinishing weapon well i |
| 3141s | can brandish the staff too |
| 3143s | i don't actually do that okay is it my |
| 3145s | turn now |
| 3147s | yeah absolutely |
| 3149s | let me kill him |
| 3150s | okay so uh you know what myron did very |
| 3155s | kindly step out of the way so i don't |
| 3157s | think i'm going to |
| 3159s | waste this opportunity but first |
| 3162s | i would like to use one of my actual |
| 3165s | spell slots to cast hex as a bonus |
| 3168s | action |
| 3173s | the one yeah right there in the corner |
| 3175s | that one |
| 3176s | okay |
| 3181s | hang on |
| 3185s | i'm not quite sure how to cast hicks |
| 3188s | he's not letting me use any spell slots |
| 3190s | i'll cast the four it's okay |
| 3192s | okay that sounds good yeah you should be |
| 3194s | she should be taking it from your um |
| 3196s | packed magic oh so when you pick the |
| 3198s | spell you have to choose pack slot and |
| 3200s | then cast it oh |
| 3202s | okay |
| 3204s | i've done it for you it's in the it's in |
| 3206s | the chat |
| 3208s | um essentially you're gonna deal an |
| 3210s | extra 1d6 whenever you hit it with an |
| 3213s | attack |
| 3214s | excellent |
| 3215s | and then would you like to choose an |
| 3217s | ability |
| 3220s | yeah is there a particular ability you |
| 3221s | would like dexterity |
| 3223s | okay actually |
| 3225s | my stigma |
| 3226s | constitution |
| 3228s | is going to have disadvantage on |
| 3229s | constitution checks so which spell are |
| 3232s | you now going to hit it with that needs |
| 3233s | a constitution saving very taxes |
| 3244s | so this is uh |
| 3245s | the second out of five charges for code |
| 3248s | of cold on the staff i am keeping track |
| 3250s | don't worry mister that's okay |
| 3252s | no hey i trust you |
| 3255s | there you go it's on try now thank you |
| 3257s | thank you |
| 3259s | i'll um i'll add extra slots in for that |
| 3261s | to make it easier |
| 3263s | thank you |
| 3265s | okay so this goes out and it's almost |
| 3268s | about to hit zucchini uh he |
| 3270s | washes up a huge wall of flame that just |
| 3274s | as the two elements mix |
| 3277s | against each other and he turns |
| 3279s | menacingly to you and says |
| 3281s | see more of that fight |
| 3285s | piss him off |
| 3287s | i'll say back to him i look forward to |
| 3290s | it |
| 3293s | so let's |
| 3295s | have a look at this check so i need a 15 |
| 3297s | with disadvantage |
| 3299s | i get a 21. |
| 3301s | double 80. |
| 3304s | hello |
| 3307s | in this economy double 18 this economy |
| 3310s | this academy oh my god |
| 3313s | when the disadvantage isn't a |
| 3314s | disadvantage at all |
| 3316s | but |
| 3316s | because it takes double damage from it |
| 3319s | it will just take normal damage |
| 3322s | so it will still take 38 points of |
| 3324s | damage oh my goodness |
| 3327s | wow would you imagine if that was |
| 3329s | doubled |
| 3333s | oh the zekk heart feels this huge wave |
| 3337s | of cold passing over |
| 3341s | and kind of splits over |
| 3343s | into a hundred places |
| 3348s | e6 uh from hex right |
| 3351s | right the |
| 3352s | uh necrotic yeah roll the d6 |
| 3355s | sure |
| 3358s | extra 14. so an extra four |
| 3360s | just a little |
| 3366s | you kind of see like while the while his |
| 3369s | arm has broken up in places by cold and |
| 3371s | bits of his breastplate are done you can |
| 3373s | just see underneath this kind of weird |
| 3375s | elemental piece cracking |
| 3377s | as a small scar filled with plague and |
| 3380s | necrosis feels under his chest |
| 3383s | good |
| 3384s | all right |
| 3385s | it's my turn |
| 3388s | okay tikka |
| 3389s | so the guy on your right like in the |
| 3392s | east over here he looks pretty banged up |
| 3394s | uh the guy closing the gap towards you |
| 3398s | is pretty fresh |
| 3400s | yeah |
| 3402s | i don't like the situation at all |
| 3405s | i'm between two very angry boys |
| 3409s | um i'm gonna turn to to this one i don't |
| 3413s | want to put my back too |
| 3414s | and um i didn't do this last time |
| 3417s | because i only just figured out how this |
| 3419s | works |
| 3421s | but um |
| 3424s | i'm gonna |
| 3426s | i guess it does it all applies to how it |
| 3429s | works so i have two invocations i have |
| 3430s | eldritch spear which i guess increases |
| 3433s | its range to 300 feet or something |
| 3435s | ridiculous like that |
| 3436s | uh correct |
| 3438s | but i also have agonizing blast which |
| 3440s | adds my charisma to the damage roll |
| 3444s | or something like that that's automatic |
| 3447s | on that so you you've already got |
| 3449s | automatically |
| 3450s | all right i am that's why you hear that |
| 3452s | so with the average glass is better than |
| 3453s | yours |
| 3457s | it adds a plus four but you only do one |
| 3459s | bolt and she does too |
| 3462s | okay |
| 3463s | so |
| 3465s | just to keep the piece a little bit |
| 3466s | there |
| 3469s | just a little |
| 3472s | all right well i am going |
| 3477s | i'm gonna go ahead and um |
| 3480s | hit what is this oh god i have three of |
| 3482s | these |
| 3484s | what's oh nevermind no i know what that |
| 3485s | one is i'm gonna hit him with eldridge |
| 3486s | blast this one behind me |
| 3489s | okay |
| 3494s | that's cool i didn't realize you could |
| 3496s | upgrade eldritch blast with passive |
| 3497s | effects that's neat |
| 3499s | oh yeah so that that's the whole look |
| 3501s | purpose of a warlock like the eldritch |
| 3504s | blast becomes the real workforce |
| 3506s | so level five is jax i said you get like |
| 3509s | two blasts that comes out instead of one |
| 3513s | huh that's cool i'm not yeah i don't |
| 3515s | play enough d d so i'm not familiar with |
| 3517s | all the |
| 3519s | the inner mechanics so this is neat but |
| 3521s | anyway yeah all right i gotta attack |
| 3523s | this dude |
| 3525s | go for it |
| 3529s | 25 solid hit |
| 3531s | yeah so the purple |
| 3533s | comes out hits |
| 3535s | roll damage |
| 3540s | eight points nice |
| 3542s | pretty good so the force damage |
| 3544s | kind of hits back in the second glares |
| 3547s | menacingly at you |
| 3548s | any movement |
| 3551s | um |
| 3552s | uh bonus action i want my all my uh i |
| 3555s | want my radio to hit the other one |
| 3565s | all right please hit it don't fail me |
| 3568s | now |
| 3570s | doesn't hear i'm afraid the rapier skids |
| 3572s | along the floor |
| 3573s | and just gets stuck a little bit but |
| 3575s | doesn't manage to fly up in time |
| 3578s | ah |
| 3579s | oh well |
| 3580s | all right um |
| 3582s | i am going to |
| 3585s | jack up right here |
| 3588s | and i'll end my turn |
| 3590s | okay |
| 3592s | myron |
| 3594s | i have to finish this thing off gotta |
| 3596s | finish it off |
| 3597s | no pressure |
| 3601s | okay |
| 3602s | go team |
| 3603s | go team go team |
| 3605s | let's go go team bam bam |
| 3608s | bam bam i'm gonna whack the heck out of |
| 3610s | this guy |
| 3613s | do it |
| 3615s | what |
| 3617s | let's go champ |
| 3619s | back away |
| 3621s | as this is |
| 3624s | hoggers oh no |
| 3627s | oh can i add my d4 |
| 3630s | yeah you can add a default yeah |
| 3634s | okay |
| 3635s | you're here |
| 3637s | so yeah you just gotta roll it |
| 3639s | so the triangle on the bottom right oh |
| 3642s | solid |
| 3644s | with |
| 3644s | with the bless you hip |
| 3648s | psych okay |
| 3650s | okay uh |
| 3654s | awesome great |
| 3661s | you do seven points of damage this time |
| 3665s | thank you for running one |
| 3668s | okay i'm gonna do it again that's okay |
| 3673s | i'll do it again |
| 3678s | there we go 23 easily hits the set card |
| 3694s | under your sword as another one is |
| 3696s | destroyed from the battlefield |
| 3698s | i want to yell bamboo |
| 3701s | another one |
| 3704s | i backed up into it really hoping you |
| 3706s | would be able to kill him |
| 3709s | nah |
| 3715s | any movement at all |
| 3717s | um i do actually want to move because |
| 3719s | i'm a little more nervous for actually |
| 3722s | i'm nervous for carol |
| 3724s | so i'm |
| 3735s | to protect her a little bit in case he |
| 3737s | comes this way |
| 3739s | okay yeah i want to protect carol |
| 3742s | i also want a brownie so apparently |
| 3744s | she's like really good at baking so like |
| 3746s | i mean i would like to treat after all |
| 3747s | of this |
| 3766s | uh |
| 3770s | do you wanna does carol want to make an |
| 3773s | attack with the spiritual weapon |
| 3775s | like uh yes of course opportunity |
| 3779s | oh god please |
| 3795s | price |
| 3797s | um so the |
| 3798s | the hammer |
| 3799s | catches on the back of the knee and a |
| 3802s | large chunk of armor crashes off |
| 3804s | uh straps fly everywhere bits of plate |
| 3808s | uh new heat rounds it off and the zetka |
| 3811s | makes its way over to |
| 3814s | begins the multi attack |
| 3817s | so attack number one |
| 3829s | would you like to roll a d100 |
| 3832s | kathar to see what happens |
| 3835s | yes i would love to roll a d100 to see |
| 3837s | what this guy has to deal with |
| 3842s | 76 |
| 3844s | 76 that's pretty good |
| 3847s | so |
| 3849s | that would be |
| 3851s | no |
| 3859s | uh |
| 3862s | the set car |
| 3864s | is so afraid of tikka's dexterity that |
| 3868s | it becomes afraid |
| 3870s | of |
| 3871s | tikka |
| 3873s | yeah |
| 3875s | oh |
| 3878s | it cannot |
| 3881s | it can now not uh get any closer to |
| 3884s | tikka and any attacks that it tries to |
| 3887s | make on tika will be at a disadvantage |
| 3892s | wow |
| 3893s | beautiful shaping up nicely |
| 3896s | fear the bird |
| 3898s | um and of course it can't take its |
| 3900s | second attack because it's um it fumbled |
| 3903s | so badly |
| 3904s | uh carol over to |
| 3907s | you is looking very disapprovingly by |
| 3910s | the way we should be saying at this |
| 3912s | point he is not happy it's like this |
| 3914s | guy's being demoted it's gonna become |
| 3917s | slag in the next uh in the next life |
| 3923s | you know i'm i'm sure the zekk heart got |
| 3924s | chased by goose as a child and this is |
| 3927s | awesome |
| 3929s | oh my god but um |
| 3931s | yeah |
| 3932s | i think |
| 3933s | she's going to |
| 3935s | um you know what i'm gonna cast a |
| 3939s | where is it where is it mascara wounds |
| 3942s | okay |
| 3944s | let's |
| 3945s | give everyone a little |
| 3947s | healing or something or something or |
| 3949s | something something nothing terrible so |
| 3952s | you all take |
| 3953s | six points of healing |
| 3957s | yes yes |
| 3958s | i think we make these |
| 3960s | yes yes |
| 3962s | thank god for an even party composition |
| 3966s | yeah really |
| 3967s | really balanced as well things should be |
| 3971s | oh my god so i would like to god fix |
| 3972s | this right |
| 3975s | this is right i'm excited |
| 3979s | um |
| 3980s | move my spiritual weapon and go ahead |
| 3982s | and give him a little whack in the face |
| 3986s | do you want it to be flanking from tikka |
| 3988s | or |
| 3990s | um sure like that okay |
| 3993s | so you you have advantage |
| 3998s | all right |
| 3999s | do the attack advantage |
| 4005s | almost |
| 4007s | almost |
| 4011s | nine points |
| 4012s | perfect nice nice |
| 4014s | and uh carol's just gonna |
| 4019s | do what myron said and just stay behind |
| 4021s | her |
| 4022s | yeah okay |
| 4023s | so you see your your spiritual um meat |
| 4026s | tenderizer come in and just wallop it on |
| 4028s | the back of the head as this huge uh |
| 4031s | welt starts to appear there |
| 4037s | let's see |
| 4039s | taymor |
| 4040s | it sure is |
| 4042s | how are you feeling about all these |
| 4043s | eldritch blasts coming out of a |
| 4045s | supposedly |
| 4046s | peaceful bird over there |
| 4051s | what else is he hiding |
| 4053s | tico you've lost all of my trust my |
| 4056s | respect what little i had for you anyway |
| 4059s | i'm sure there's |
| 4062s | reason she didn't mean it buddy it's |
| 4063s | okay |
| 4066s | you're doing great the reason is |
| 4067s | currently staring me in the face |
| 4072s | with a sad puppy dog |
| 4075s | by be fair at the moment the zet car is |
| 4078s | definitely trying to avoid your gaze |
| 4080s | because it's absolutely scared of you |
| 4085s | it's like |
| 4088s | don't look at me |
| 4091s | you know i think i will be wise and not |
| 4094s | expel all of my spell slots all in one |
| 4097s | so why don't we continue the trend |
| 4100s | of eldritch blasts |
| 4102s | and snap tutu bam bam |
| 4106s | right at its face |
| 4113s | oh i'd like wow to add |
| 4116s | the |
| 4129s | there's nothing in your way |
| 4133s | yeah |
| 4134s | there's nothing really in your way |
| 4136s | i'm trying to think of the best way to |
| 4137s | do this |
| 4139s | shallow |
| 4142s | no because it's yeah roller d100 let's |
| 4144s | see what happens go for it okay |
| 4150s | so 14. |
| 4153s | i can't wait to freaking die |
| 4155s | one turn why |
| 4157s | so |
| 4159s | as you |
| 4161s | you go to cast the eldritch blast and as |
| 4163s | you do so the the momentum from the |
| 4165s | magic catches you off guard and you |
| 4167s | stumble forwards up towards the zet car |
| 4171s | and in doing so smash into it and knock |
| 4174s | yourself prone |
| 4178s | wow oh good |
| 4180s | i'm on the ground now |
| 4183s | suck is |
| 4188s | foolish mortals |
| 4192s | tikka |
| 4193s | over to you |
| 4195s | why is everyone so mean to me |
| 4198s | what kind of action would it cost to |
| 4201s | pull |
| 4202s | taymor out of prone |
| 4205s | um like also warriors hand down kind of |
| 4208s | thing and do it i'd because the exact |
| 4211s | cause |
| 4212s | um |
| 4213s | afraid of you i'll allow you to do that |
| 4214s | as a bonus action |
| 4217s | okay i'll do that as a bonus action then |
| 4219s | get up get up |
| 4221s | jesus |
| 4223s | all right |
| 4229s | just |
| 4239s | i think it's a good look on my nails |
| 4240s | though i may keep it |
| 4255s | uh it's okay we love him um that's why |
| 4257s | we do it to him |
| 4259s | oh god what am i even gonna do |
| 4261s | um |
| 4263s | well are you going to kill him |
| 4266s | oh yeah totally |
| 4268s | i'm gonna need a little more than bardic |
| 4270s | inspiration to kill this thing um |
| 4274s | this thing still looks pretty fresh guys |
| 4277s | yeah that's a problem that's a problem |
| 4280s | we haven't hit it very hard |
| 4283s | uh so do we honestly |
| 4286s | honestly i my best bet my best bet |
| 4288s | really is to just hit it with another um |
| 4292s | eldridge blast |
| 4293s | yeah for sure yeah it's probably the |
| 4295s | best weapon right now |
| 4298s | i wish i knew about it three episodes |
| 4300s | ago |
| 4303s | uh let's see all right well let's do |
| 4305s | this |
| 4310s | uh |
| 4310s | despite the zekka cowering from you |
| 4313s | somehow |
| 4315s | you managed to do through the legs |
| 4318s | can i |
| 4319s | can i put my uh blessing on it |
| 4323s | yeah you can roll a d4 |
| 4326s | is it a d4 okay |
| 4328s | oh god that's not |
| 4330s | yeah no never mind there's no one |
| 4332s | there's no point yeah i mean you just |
| 4334s | don't hit it right well you can still |
| 4335s | hit it on a 13 |
| 4337s | you need a full |
| 4340s | okay well all right worth it go for it |
| 4349s | are you okay all right yay |
| 4351s | that's fine okay |
| 4353s | all right damaged |
| 4367s | so the blast comes up |
| 4371s | okay it's pretty good |
| 4375s | all right so that and just the guy just |
| 4377s | unsafe |
| 4379s | no no you go |
| 4382s | oh i was just gonna move right here |
| 4386s | um so the guy will still get a um he'll |
| 4390s | still get an attack of opportunity but |
| 4393s | um it'll be a disadvantage |
| 4396s | oh |
| 4397s | some advantage |
| 4399s | just misses you at 15 so you've got an |
| 4402s | armored car 16 so you're all good i |
| 4404s | think he does anyway i'll double check |
| 4406s | that um just now but |
| 4408s | it might not been able to do that |
| 4410s | i think he could |
| 4412s | um |
| 4412s | so |
| 4413s | that's your turn done i think |
| 4417s | all right |
| 4420s | um but that was a good move to move away |
| 4423s | as well because he's frightened he can't |
| 4424s | move closer to you we can't close that |
| 4426s | gap |
| 4427s | he's only frightened of tikka though we |
| 4429s | should say so now that teak is out of |
| 4432s | his um he won't move closer to tika if |
| 4434s | that makes sense |
| 4437s | so let's uh let's carry on with myron |
| 4441s | okay a couple of questions is tamora up |
| 4443s | mm-hmm |
| 4445s | yeah i am |
| 4447s | yeah uh tika picked her up |
| 4450s | i'm so excited okay so what i'm gonna do |
| 4453s | is i'm gonna |
| 4455s | it's like tamar knows exactly what i'm |
| 4457s | gonna do |
| 4458s | okay so what i'm gonna do is i'm going |
| 4461s | to |
| 4463s | so wait |
| 4464s | if he sees tikka |
| 4466s | automatically frightened right just like |
| 4468s | it's like i don't want to get it friend |
| 4469s | of tika so it won't move any closer |
| 4473s | so if i stand in front of tikka and |
| 4474s | tikka is in my in the peripheral people |
| 4477s | come closer to me right you're like oh |
| 4479s | my gosh correct |
| 4481s | yeah |
| 4483s | let's do it |
| 4484s | right here |
| 4486s | oh my gosh |
| 4487s | oh my gosh |
| 4489s | i'm going to look at tamora and i'm |
| 4490s | going to be like sleeping on the job huh |
| 4492s | and i'm just going to take okay |
| 4495s | start start whacking the heck out of it |
| 4497s | with my sword |
| 4500s | um |
| 4500s | okay |
| 4502s | i can leave you know |
| 4505s | if you guys don't want me here |
| 4507s | you need the power to keep going it's |
| 4509s | okay i've only got two spell slots you |
| 4512s | know i gotta take like a short rest |
| 4514s | every |
| 4515s | five minutes you know how it is take a |
| 4517s | nap i take a nap right here |
| 4522s | one more question says |
| 4524s | since |
| 4525s | since tika's behind me |
| 4527s | um would that still be a regular role or |
| 4529s | would that be |
| 4531s | taking advantage of well you've you've |
| 4532s | you've got the spiritual weapon so |
| 4534s | you're all good yeah so you have |
| 4536s | advantage oh wow i just look perfectly |
| 4538s | placed myself unintentionally wow |
| 4540s | nice i'm just gonna |
| 4542s | hit it |
| 4545s | okay |
| 4551s | solid hit |
| 4553s | let's roll for damage |
| 4559s | okay okay back at it again there we go |
| 4562s | i'm gonna do it again i gotta get it |
| 4564s | krispy kreme here we go |
| 4566s | she going |
| 4568s | okay |
| 4570s | that's it |
| 4572s | that's it okay |
| 4574s | nice oh my gosh |
| 4576s | that's that's a really good hit so |
| 4578s | that's 23 points on that one because of |
| 4580s | what wow |
| 4586s | did you get taymor wake up |
| 4588s | time to time to work |
| 4592s | i'm working i'm doing everything i can |
| 4594s | man |
| 4595s | i'm trying |
| 4599s | let's go to work |
| 4602s | so the zeck heart looks at you all |
| 4605s | very frustratingly |
| 4607s | at this point |
| 4608s | and you kind of hear a rumble as it's |
| 4610s | going |
| 4612s | inside itself and it's |
| 4613s | getting really cross |
| 4615s | something's happening you're not quite |
| 4617s | sure what |
| 4618s | um |
| 4620s | and |
| 4622s | it suddenly begins to cast a spell |
| 4628s | not at me i'm perfect |
| 4632s | classic as a huge fireball erupts |
| 4638s | and i need you all to make dexterity |
| 4640s | saving throws as zerk begins to laugh |
| 4643s | and shout in the background |
| 4649s | oh my gosh |
| 4651s | fine |
| 4653s | oh thank god |
| 4657s | i don't think that was |
| 4658s | okay wait |
| 4660s | six oh wow this dice oh no yours was the |
| 4663s | white one oh no |
| 4665s | now |
| 4666s | carol |
| 4667s | i will remind you of the bless that you |
| 4669s | have |
| 4670s | but it still wouldn't make the |
| 4672s | difference i'm afraid |
| 4675s | uh even even with the bless you would |
| 4677s | still be under 11. |
| 4679s | so we're going to roll for damage |
| 4683s | okay okay that's fine |
| 4685s | that's okay so |
| 4687s | um |
| 4689s | you would normally take let's start here |
| 4691s | so um tamor would normally take 13 |
| 4694s | because they saved the dextro |
| 4697s | they also have resistance so they would |
| 4699s | only take seven |
| 4705s | so that's okay |
| 4708s | um next up is carol who takes it all |
| 4712s | yeah i was going to say like i i see him |
| 4715s | cast that spell and recognize what it is |
| 4717s | i'm like everyone get down |
| 4719s | carol can you make a death saving throw |
| 4722s | please |
| 4723s | oh sorry |
| 4725s | um |
| 4728s | go into your character sheet and click |
| 4730s | the little skull |
| 4733s | oh in the middle okay |
| 4735s | in the middle of your character you're |
| 4737s | all good you've got one save so that's |
| 4739s | one so you need three of these gap or |
| 4742s | somebody to help you up or put a potion |
| 4744s | down your neck cast some kind of healing |
| 4746s | or something like that um now the other |
| 4749s | two of you guys |
| 4752s | you just take 13 points which is going |
| 4754s | to go on there bam |
| 4755s | oh yikes |
| 4758s | was that |
| 4759s | oh no that's |
| 4761s | way more that's all let me apply it let |
| 4764s | me take care and then half damage there |
| 4766s | you go bam |
| 4768s | nice |
| 4769s | so there you go oh my goodness |
| 4772s | um |
| 4774s | and |
| 4775s | zuck is uncontrollably laughing at the |
| 4778s | fact that one of you is downed |
| 4780s | and the other three are pretty much on |
| 4782s | fire |
| 4783s | he is loving the action |
| 4786s | and he's like uh |
| 4788s | frothing at the mouth of this fight |
| 4790s | that's occurring |
| 4793s | carol it's now your turn you need to |
| 4796s | make another saving please uh-oh all |
| 4799s | right |
| 4801s | okay another check asked one |
| 4816s | she's gotta make it time for the bake |
| 4817s | sale |
| 4819s | we're an hour and a half into this and |
| 4820s | you already think there's no tpks it's |
| 4822s | really cute |
| 4825s | it's your turn |
| 4827s | it sure is |
| 4829s | tikka how many healing potions do you |
| 4830s | have |
| 4832s | oh god you know |
| 4834s | none cause we'll have two right if you |
| 4836s | haven't used any you should have |
| 4837s | one at least |
| 4840s | nope |
| 4841s | does not happen this |
| 4843s | this bird didn't come with any |
| 4846s | i |
| 4847s | take a bonus action |
| 4849s | to yell you have cure wounds though |
| 4851s | right |
| 4851s | yeah i have i have i have means |
| 4854s | okay he does okay what the hell's gonna |
| 4857s | be the guys we're all dead |
| 4863s | he's got stuff on him |
| 4865s | yep okay bards gotta love him |
| 4869s | okay |
| 4870s | so i am going to |
| 4872s | i |
| 4873s | i like to envision fireball was just |
| 4875s | casted doesn't do much damage to me so i |
| 4877s | just kind of stood there and took all |
| 4878s | the fire i'd like to bat the smoke away |
| 4881s | step forward just once actually how |
| 4884s | about right here and then i'll turn |
| 4886s | towards the |
| 4887s | zakar |
| 4889s | the car and i'm going to cast lightning |
| 4892s | bolt |
| 4893s | right at it not enough to hit zuck |
| 4896s | i don't want to hit |
| 4898s | i just want to clip him a little bit you |
| 4900s | know but right there god you say even |
| 4903s | it's like a haircut |
| 4908s | uh join me to give you some slots |
| 4911s | i do need to get slots yes there you go |
| 4915s | not a problem |
| 4918s | um let's |
| 4920s | place that template for you do you want |
| 4921s | to |
| 4922s | like that right there |
| 4925s | yeah |
| 4926s | that's okay |
| 4928s | uh so that's really good so look kind of |
| 4931s | moves his arm out the way and laughs at |
| 4933s | you knowing what you were trying to do |
| 4936s | but he appreciated there's almost like |
| 4938s | an honor code there between warriors |
| 4940s | um meanwhile the zed car is going to try |
| 4943s | and do what he can to move out of the |
| 4944s | way |
| 4947s | fails miserably |
| 4950s | roll damage |
| 4954s | and the zed car explodes as lightning |
| 4957s | goes everywhere |
| 4959s | uh well done guys that's that |
| 4961s | combat one |
| 4963s | um |
| 4964s | do you want to cast |
| 4966s | do you want to cast kill wounds in the |
| 4967s | interim tikka |
| 4969s | yeah |
| 4970s | that's uh |
| 4976s | i used to feel it coming to my body |
| 4978s | um |
| 4979s | i'm gonna i'm gonna run it as a third |
| 4981s | level spell |
| 4983s | oh my god |
| 4986s | on yeah and however i do this on |
| 4993s | need wow great |
| 4995s | that's not too bad now |
| 4997s | at this point you guys all feel |
| 5001s | something really weird come over you as |
| 5004s | if you've just rested so the bless |
| 5007s | uh dissipates |
| 5010s | and you guys from your character sheet |
| 5012s | you can all take a long rest |
| 5016s | oh thank god |
| 5019s | wow thank you mr dm |
| 5022s | how do you do that |
| 5023s | carol oh it's okay i'll do it for you |
| 5025s | guys |
| 5027s | i got it i got it online carol looks |
| 5029s | around he goes uh hey oh dude that was |
| 5031s | amazing healing you just did there |
| 5034s | that wasn't that wasn't me well some of |
| 5036s | it was but that wasn't all me i don't |
| 5039s | know what's going on |
| 5041s | and at that point carol |
| 5044s | and myron are transported over to the |
| 5046s | stands on the south side |
| 5048s | oh no oh no moves to the center |
| 5052s | table is transported to this side |
| 5055s | tikka is transported here |
| 5058s | and you hear a growl from zuck |
| 5060s | you may have faced my first challenge |
| 5063s | but now in order to save the world you |
| 5066s | must face each other until only one |
| 5069s | remains |
| 5071s | oh |
| 5072s | you |
| 5075s | here we go |
| 5077s | could you both roll for initiative |
| 5079s | please |
| 5083s | what |
| 5085s | oh that's not fair |
| 5087s | that's not fair zuk |
| 5090s | is engaged in this |
| 5092s | so much more he's like |
| 5094s | get them and you both hear your |
| 5096s | respective generals telling you that |
| 5098s | there's no other way you have to keep |
| 5101s | zook busy |
| 5106s | oh my god |
| 5109s | we're gonna start with |
| 5111s | tika did i roll |
| 5114s | you're not in the fight you're watching |
| 5117s | you're watching your two friends fight |
| 5119s | oh okay |
| 5120s | well |
| 5121s | before they start |
| 5122s | okay before they start can i do |
| 5124s | something |
| 5126s | yeah you can do something anytime you're |
| 5128s | not in combat |
| 5129s | okay so uh i don't know if this is how |
| 5133s | mature you works but |
| 5135s | i wanna cast thoma turkey |
| 5137s | next to temur |
| 5139s | and i kind of want to use it as a way to |
| 5141s | whisper over to her |
| 5143s | and say |
| 5145s | you heard the generals just |
| 5147s | stall for time |
| 5148s | don't |
| 5150s | don't land too many hits that are too |
| 5152s | hard if anything act at your uh |
| 5155s | acts like you're |
| 5156s | hurt more than you actually are |
| 5159s | and then she wants to do this speaker |
| 5160s | hears |
| 5161s | nothing |
| 5162s | and the voice is boom back to you from |
| 5164s | zuk and tells you that no interruptions |
| 5167s | will be tolerated within the fight arena |
| 5174s | oh great try |
| 5176s | uh yeah |
| 5180s | oh no |
| 5184s | a huge |
| 5185s | translucent flame of lava covers the |
| 5189s | arena as if this this kind of shape here |
| 5192s | in the middle |
| 5193s | and there's you can still see through it |
| 5195s | but it's very obviously a very thin |
| 5197s | layer of lava and as tikka and tamora |
| 5200s | look around everything is blocked out |
| 5202s | from them except for the vision of suk |
| 5205s | who seems to have grown [ __ ] and is now |
| 5208s | literally pushing down this fire onto |
| 5211s | them looking down |
| 5212s | with a huge glowing two-handed weapon |
| 5220s | uh |
| 5222s | okay |
| 5223s | um |
| 5224s | i'm just gonna |
| 5227s | move up |
| 5228s | right right here right here |
| 5231s | i'm sorry guys |
| 5257s | you're my favorite bird |
| 5260s | uh-huh i'm the only bird no |
| 5263s | that's right the best |
| 5266s | wait but how did you learn how to speak |
| 5268s | bird then |
| 5270s | um i listened inside |
| 5273s | i just make whatever the birds were |
| 5274s | saying |
| 5276s | passing on my walks |
| 5278s | i've never actually met a bird but i |
| 5280s | just i just listen to their |
| 5281s | conversations |
| 5283s | the truth the truth comes out |
| 5286s | i'm gonna cast um |
| 5288s | bardic inspiration can i cast |
| 5290s | participation on myself |
| 5292s | yep absolutely we'll allow that |
| 5295s | okay |
| 5298s | the level |
| 5300s | improved |
| 5302s | v8 |
| 5303s | v8 yeah |
| 5305s | which one of these okay that's your |
| 5306s | bonus action |
| 5309s | oh wait no i'm i'm silly i don't need to |
| 5311s | do that and um |
| 5315s | that's it i'm i'm ending my turn i'm not |
| 5317s | doing anything |
| 5320s | oh |
| 5321s | okay |
| 5323s | taymor over to you |
| 5326s | sure |
| 5327s | why not |
| 5328s | um i'm going to kind of flip the staff |
| 5331s | in my hand and just pace back and forth |
| 5333s | just like within five five-foot square |
| 5336s | not really move anywhere and i will call |
| 5339s | out very dramatically over to tikka hika |
| 5342s | i always knew this day would come |
| 5346s | you against me |
| 5348s | we've put it off for too long but now is |
| 5351s | the time |
| 5352s | to fight and i am going to cast |
| 5357s | i don't know what i'm gonna ask |
| 5359s | um |
| 5362s | how's your decks |
| 5365s | yes |
| 5370s | this is your dexterity |
| 5372s | if i was to play a guitar solo could you |
| 5375s | [ __ ] could you dance |
| 5379s | if i were to per chance shoot something |
| 5381s | at you tikka i bet you couldn't be able |
| 5384s | to dodge it |
| 5391s | i'm sure he'll be fine |
| 5393s | i'm sure he'll be fine i really want to |
| 5395s | make it |
| 5397s | i know |
| 5398s | insta-kill seeker can i cast lightning |
| 5400s | bolts |
| 5402s | yeah sure ship spell you should have to |
| 5404s | spell |
| 5405s | yep |
| 5408s | listen man this is what we're talking |
| 5410s | about i'm sure he's fine i'm sure he's |
| 5412s | fine he'll be fine he'll be all right |
| 5414s | it's just |
| 5415s | a normal level |
| 5416s | oh we gotta make it realistic |
| 5419s | i'm sure he's fine |
| 5422s | like |
| 5422s | deck save oh my god i'm not friend |
| 5429s | uh roll dab |
| 5431s | bardic inspiration |
| 5438s | you still need to roll damage though |
| 5442s | okay |
| 5443s | you do only take half damage |
| 5445s | but let's uh |
| 5453s | he's fine everything's okay |
| 5458s | um pretty good actually so tikka kind of |
| 5461s | takes the zap uh and kind of singes |
| 5464s | through |
| 5465s | uh one wing |
| 5467s | um |
| 5468s | and zuck looks approvingly across and a |
| 5471s | huge behind tikka um the flames come |
| 5476s | roaring up behind |
| 5478s | uh to this point here |
| 5480s | uh as if pushing closer for the fight |
| 5485s | this isn't fortnight come on |
| 5502s | orange justice all over it |
| 5506s | okay you can't argue it's that |
| 5508s | all right fine |
| 5509s | fine |
| 5510s | fine |
| 5512s | i'll um |
| 5516s | uh i'm gonna take two more steps forward |
| 5520s | i'm gonna cast |
| 5523s | um |
| 5525s | god i'm gonna cast the dancing gear |
| 5527s | right behind taymor |
| 5530s | okay |
| 5531s | oh |
| 5533s | okay |
| 5540s | i hate to have to do it |
| 5542s | i hate to do this |
| 5553s | the rapier can't hit tamor |
| 5555s | taymor turns and blacks it off with his |
| 5559s | stuff and i'm just gonna |
| 5561s | use as a normal action i'm going to |
| 5563s | throw i'm going to throw my daggers do |
| 5566s | they they're too far |
| 5569s | um so they should have the range on |
| 5571s | there let's have a look i think 20 but |
| 5573s | i'll double check |
| 5575s | um oh well that's the case |
| 5578s | 20 feet |
| 5580s | uh yeah the crossbow is 30 feet but yeah |
| 5583s | you should be good from there for with |
| 5584s | the crossbow let me double check |
| 5586s | um you need to move forward one more and |
| 5588s | then you'll be fine for the crossbar |
| 5597s | uh and you're obviously |
| 5599s | put off |
| 5601s | by this huge flame behind you uh that |
| 5604s | seems to be getting ever closer at this |
| 5606s | point |
| 5607s | as the bolt flies off to one side |
| 5611s | you've not taken a hit yet |
| 5614s | um so i bat away |
| 5616s | the uh |
| 5618s | yeah the dancing raper i dodged the |
| 5620s | crossbow and i say no |
| 5622s | no tikka show me what you've been hiding |
| 5625s | and i want to run straight at him |
| 5629s | okay |
| 5632s | hold on yeah you should be able to there |
| 5634s | we go |
| 5635s | and as i run towards them |
| 5638s | i |
| 5639s | would like |
| 5640s | to go |
| 5642s | into demon form |
| 5644s | oh my god |
| 5646s | oh my god |
| 5654s | i wanted to be noted that tika just has |
| 5656s | a very |
| 5658s | very |
| 5659s | just defeated look on his face he's just |
| 5662s | it's like he's not really trying he's |
| 5665s | quiet he's not saying anything he's just |
| 5667s | kind of forlorn |
| 5671s | interesting okay |
| 5673s | haymore is upset |
| 5675s | i i want that noted as well |
| 5678s | amore is actually kind of i wouldn't say |
| 5680s | frustrated but also a little confused so |
| 5682s | she's just running at him saying why |
| 5686s | why have you been hiding this |
| 5691s | he's not speaking |
| 5696s | can i give a half-hearted flaw |
| 5710s | yeah absolutely |
| 5712s | um have you got claw or uh |
| 5714s | a normal attack or like do you want to |
| 5717s | just protect |
| 5718s | it |
| 5719s | yeah let's make a dexterity check and |
| 5721s | we'll add on wherever we need to hold on |
| 5723s | there you go |
| 5724s | um |
| 5726s | uh shift i think and click to get that |
| 5730s | well click okay |
| 5733s | i'll let it on don't worry it's fine |
| 5735s | okay sounds good it should have your |
| 5737s | ability modifier on there |
| 5739s | um so that's two |
| 5741s | um improvised weapon yeah no you don't |
| 5744s | hit you just kind of |
| 5746s | and it doesn't scrape through the armor |
| 5749s | of tikka yeah |
| 5751s | um and you two are face to face and zuk |
| 5753s | is screaming destroy each other |
| 5758s | i'm gonna pass it back |
| 5760s | it's a tikka |
| 5766s | a new hill here |
| 5768s | in your own language which i'm sure |
| 5770s | gossip can uh translate for us |
| 5772s | uh |
| 5775s | but you must |
| 5777s | you must fight or zuck will become bored |
| 5780s | and that will be the end of everything |
| 5782s | and your world will burn inflate |
| 5790s | crap |
| 5792s | all right well |
| 5797s | um i'm just gonna i'm just gonna you |
| 5799s | know shake it off a little bit and |
| 5802s | you know say we you know we have to do |
| 5803s | this but is this is i'm gonna pull out |
| 5806s | the uh |
| 5807s | what is it called |
| 5809s | let's see if we're gonna do this we're |
| 5810s | gonna do this right okay go for it |
| 5816s | destroy him |
| 5818s | do it |
| 5820s | i'm gonna |
| 5821s | pull out an old |
| 5824s | home |
| 5825s | and just say is this what you're asking |
| 5826s | about |
| 5828s | is this what's so important to you and |
| 5830s | i'm gonna flip it open |
| 5832s | and point blank cast elders glass right |
| 5834s | in your face |
| 5836s | that's my oh |
| 5838s | hey |
| 5841s | there we go there we go |
| 5847s | girl you ever see this in your pta |
| 5849s | meetings |
| 5852s | only once |
| 5866s | do anything man |
| 5868s | the eldritch blast shoots up and way |
| 5872s | past the side of uh |
| 5874s | demon form |
| 5876s | um taymor's face |
| 5879s | only on |
| 5881s | purpose i i'm sure it was |
| 5884s | yep |
| 5886s | let's go with uh just kill me just kill |
| 5888s | me already no i'm not going to kill you |
| 5893s | that's for zamar it's the only way to |
| 5894s | keep him distracted hurry up |
| 5898s | oh listen |
| 5903s | and my my voice is this deep garbled |
| 5905s | demonic |
| 5907s | you have your brain has carried us |
| 5909s | through so many different puzzles and |
| 5910s | different |
| 5911s | tracks i can't even keep out |
| 5914s | something you have i'm sure you can find |
| 5916s | a way out |
| 5918s | in the meantime i will attack you again |
| 5919s | but i'm sure i'm sure you'll feel |
| 5920s | something |
| 5922s | you'll be okay |
| 5931s | yeah exactly |
| 5932s | i'm going to |
| 5934s | raise my head and kind of like tilt my |
| 5936s | head towards the duck but like the |
| 5938s | shouting at tikka you call that an |
| 5940s | eldritch blast this is an eldritch blast |
| 5946s | reminds me of that um |
| 5949s | this reminds me of that um |
| 5951s | uh that invincible meme |
| 5955s | you're just punching me in the face |
| 5957s | fig ticket |
| 5958s | it's ticker thing |
| 5961s | do you wanna uh do you wanna put your |
| 5962s | second one as well justice oh hold on |
| 5965s | well maximum damage on that one at 10 |
| 5967s | points |
| 5968s | so the the first plus just goes down |
| 5971s | into the side of t his head wait uh on |
| 5974s | to the second one |
| 5976s | that wasn't supposed to happen |
| 5978s | um |
| 5993s | okay see that one's not bad |
| 5995s | that's fine |
| 5997s | yeah that one doesn't hit |
| 6000s | so you're alright |
| 6002s | any bonus actions jaxes |
| 6004s | nope none no bonus action |
| 6013s | you are |
| 6015s | imminently ready to die |
| 6017s | you have to pull something out of the |
| 6019s | bag here |
| 6022s | god i hate this |
| 6025s | i don't like this |
| 6027s | i'm a demon i'm in furnace and i don't |
| 6029s | like it |
| 6031s | i'm a bird i'm not supposed to be here |
| 6035s | uh not even supposed to be here today |
| 6039s | i'm even supposed to i knew i should |
| 6040s | have called out of school today |
| 6043s | with the frizz |
| 6045s | in this economy |
| 6047s | no way |
| 6048s | oh my god |
| 6051s | sheesh |
| 6057s | and something tikka |
| 6059s | one attack this is just yeah in a |
| 6061s | desperate attempt to make this |
| 6063s | look um |
| 6066s | make this look |
| 6070s | i'm just gonna smash i'll just blast |
| 6073s | point blank |
| 6075s | again do it again here we go |
| 6077s | do it i'll do it again |
| 6081s | that's the first hit |
| 6085s | bards can fight |
| 6087s | yeah they sure can |
| 6090s | six points of damage to demon form tamor |
| 6096s | so down to 27 health |
| 6100s | anything else from tikka |
| 6102s | i'm gonna just take a step back |
| 6105s | it's more like a it's more like a |
| 6107s | stumble backward |
| 6109s | as you feel that kind of just on your |
| 6111s | back he's kind of having a hard time |
| 6114s | keeping himself upright |
| 6117s | oh god |
| 6119s | um now you can if you want to make |
| 6122s | go on sir |
| 6124s | i just wanted to do something but if you |
| 6125s | want him to make a |
| 6127s | throw no no no no go for it |
| 6130s | okay |
| 6131s | carol wants to thank her turkey over to |
| 6133s | myron and um |
| 6136s | say |
| 6137s | okay you can talk to each other that's |
| 6139s | fine |
| 6141s | is that well can i whisper because i |
| 6142s | don't want duck to hear me yeah |
| 6143s | absolutely yeah yeah you can walk over |
| 6145s | and whisper but that's fine yeah oh i'm |
| 6147s | just going to walk over today no worries |
| 6148s | i kind of want to brownie anyways so |
| 6150s | i'll just come to you |
| 6151s | bruh yeah she |
| 6153s | she really |
| 6155s | over here |
| 6156s | i can't move what's uh what's carol's |
| 6158s | brownie recipe okay we're making it |
| 6162s | i'll tell you if you go along with this |
| 6164s | plan of mine |
| 6166s | okay yeah for when we fight okay |
| 6169s | um yeah i have this |
| 6171s | so you have to trust me |
| 6173s | because um |
| 6174s | i kind of have to win |
| 6176s | but |
| 6178s | i have a spell |
| 6181s | that will help you |
| 6183s | not die and i can heal you back |
| 6188s | i don't know what's gonna happen here i |
| 6190s | don't know he zack's gotta kill |
| 6192s | tikka but |
| 6194s | um |
| 6196s | i have my ways just |
| 6198s | we'll figure it out |
| 6200s | make it a i want a cheesecake i don't |
| 6203s | play the brownies and |
| 6205s | and and i and and |
| 6207s | and |
| 6208s | uh |
| 6209s | uh |
| 6210s | you can carpool drive me anywhere |
| 6212s | with your with your minivan and i will |
| 6214s | carve you everywhere if you go along |
| 6217s | with okay are they going to be crystal |
| 6219s | flavored i will |
| 6221s | yes |
| 6224s | they'll have those crystals that are |
| 6225s | like crystals you know |
| 6228s | perfect |
| 6229s | okay i trust you crystals that are |
| 6231s | crystals i like it but they're the best |
| 6233s | kind of |
| 6235s | they're gonna be extra crunchy believe |
| 6237s | me you'll you'll figure it |
| 6239s | okay |
| 6240s | okay |
| 6242s | uh tamar can make an opportunity attack |
| 6244s | as tikka stumbles back |
| 6249s | with a melee weapon i don't know i could |
| 6251s | claw like a claw or stuff |
| 6256s | let's go with the dagger |
| 6258s | yeah just um i'll put a dex check in i |
| 6261s | just just use the dagger actually |
| 6262s | because that'll work it out that's fine |
| 6266s | good big bad dragon form a demon form |
| 6269s | sorry |
| 6270s | oh yeah use the dagger |
| 6272s | and then we'll see how it goes |
| 6276s | oh that's a hit |
| 6278s | no it's not sorry no it's not it's just |
| 6280s | done oh it's not got it |
| 6282s | oh no i missed it |
| 6285s | and now it shows up |
| 6287s | i know it's officially my turn no i |
| 6288s | actually have to use things oh god |
| 6296s | suck is looking over it at tikker and |
| 6298s | he's |
| 6302s | on the side of his uh of his throne |
| 6307s | you're very impatient |
| 6313s | to fight is to live |
| 6318s | oh i've been hearing that since i was a |
| 6320s | child |
| 6321s | i have a way to make this look really |
| 6323s | cool but it will kill you |
| 6327s | but also it'll be |
| 6329s | okay um |
| 6331s | you're gonna die you know what i kind of |
| 6333s | i kind of don't want to die |
| 6341s | i love how the first things that we said |
| 6342s | at the start of this tika was i'm |
| 6344s | probably gonna die and then at the end |
| 6346s | he's like i don't wanna die |
| 6348s | i don't wanna die |
| 6351s | oh boy carol yells now come on tina |
| 6355s | there's something |
| 6363s | uh |
| 6364s | actually you know what uh under the |
| 6366s | guise of confidence |
| 6368s | actually a layer of confidence because i |
| 6370s | am taymor in fact i will saunter over to |
| 6373s | him |
| 6374s | and i'm going to lightly toss one of my |
| 6376s | healing potions to him and yell out |
| 6379s | dramatically |
| 6380s | fine let's level the playing field this |
| 6382s | fight is a little too boring for my |
| 6384s | taste |
| 6390s | um |
| 6396s | well i'm just gonna i'm gonna |
| 6398s | i'm gonna give it to you you have to |
| 6400s | drink it |
| 6401s | yeah |
| 6402s | it has to be i have to live to my turn |
| 6404s | to do it |
| 6407s | well that is my that's true |
| 6410s | oh you're you're going to feed it to |
| 6411s | tikka so you're going to rejuvenate with |
| 6414s | a health potion or |
| 6416s | no no i should just just just hang on |
| 6418s | and i'm just going to pass it like i'll |
| 6420s | be like yeah let let me get um let me |
| 6423s | get a healing potion in your inventory |
| 6424s | so you can see it there cathar bear with |
| 6426s | me one second |
| 6431s | oh i'm running out of ideas |
| 6436s | kind of looks over and strokes his chin |
| 6438s | like |
| 6440s | more fighting |
| 6442s | normally i wouldn't approve but this |
| 6446s | this is a good fight |
| 6449s | so tikka |
| 6451s | now you're ten |
| 6452s | you have the potion of healing |
| 6457s | okay |
| 6459s | so |
| 6460s | i want to make |
| 6463s | can i make a |
| 6465s | history check on zuck |
| 6469s | hmm yes and jaxis will answer |
| 6473s | i will |
| 6480s | let's uh let's |
| 6482s | let's put a history check on there and |
| 6484s | see how you would also make sense |
| 6486s | because tamora would know |
| 6488s | since success ah dice please don't fail |
| 6491s | me right now please don't fill me |
| 6495s | all right that's a good that's a good do |
| 6497s | you want to know |
| 6499s | i |
| 6501s | i wanted um |
| 6502s | i want to know what kind of warrior he |
| 6504s | is |
| 6506s | oh i can answer that one |
| 6509s | like as in is |
| 6511s | he yeah i mean i can answer it too |
| 6514s | personally but |
| 6516s | sure so in game you would know that zuk |
| 6520s | is and you you can tell just from this |
| 6522s | that he's he's hugely like he's there |
| 6526s | for honor and he wants fighting like his |
| 6530s | name literally translates to champion of |
| 6532s | the fire |
| 6533s | so he's born in the fire |
| 6535s | um and he he was reborn within the |
| 6537s | killed |
| 6538s | he wants to be like the ultimate fight |
| 6543s | you know what i mean that's his that's |
| 6544s | his thing he is the champion as far as |
| 6547s | he's concerned |
| 6550s | okay |
| 6551s | well with that notion |
| 6553s | um |
| 6555s | i'm gonna i'm gonna |
| 6558s | i'm i'm i'm covered i'm riddled with |
| 6560s | holes i'm i'm bleeding from everywhere |
| 6563s | i'm gonna drop down |
| 6565s | on two knees |
| 6567s | holding my holding my wounds and i'm |
| 6569s | going to raise a claw holding up two |
| 6571s | talons |
| 6573s | and look over it zuck |
| 6577s | i am bested |
| 6581s | it's an honorable duel that i stand no |
| 6584s | chance to continue fighting in |
| 6588s | i lower the staff |
| 6594s | sook becomes angry |
| 6597s | and a fireball evaporates you down to |
| 6599s | zero health and you're not encouraged |
| 6603s | what |
| 6606s | i'm glad that wasn't me |
| 6612s | no |
| 6613s | that combat is over |
| 6615s | as tikka's lifeless body |
| 6618s | and |
| 6619s | tamor's fresh body are transported into |
| 6621s | the stands |
| 6623s | myron and carol |
| 6625s | are transported |
| 6627s | into |
| 6630s | the uh the arena there |
| 6632s | but myron i do kind of see i i do kind |
| 6634s | of know |
| 6635s | you know want to know who would win |
| 6637s | between us you know what i'm saying |
| 6639s | like it i just said like if you were to |
| 6640s | win this one i think i think you know |
| 6643s | what i think i think |
| 6644s | you know what |
| 6646s | i think yes i think i would win |
| 6648s | just because i'm better |
| 6650s | but oh i think i think there's a shot |
| 6654s | yeah okay yeah |
| 6656s | that's better |
| 6657s | roll for initiative |
| 6660s | yeah okay |
| 6662s | hold on let me |
| 6664s | screen this bad boy |
| 6678s | sorry |
| 6682s | but carol |
| 6684s | is more animated than when her child was |
| 6687s | thrown out of bandcamp right |
| 6690s | let's go ny let's see what's going on |
| 6699s | okay |
| 6702s | um oh it's my turn |
| 6705s | yeah |
| 6715s | um |
| 6716s | carol okay let me see let me see let me |
| 6718s | see |
| 6719s | is this a touch spell |
| 6724s | what's this range i'm sorry okay it's 30 |
| 6725s | feet okay interesting so |
| 6727s | carol um |
| 6729s | is going to |
| 6730s | lift up her live laugh we'll live |
| 6733s | uh |
| 6743s | a shield and she's going to rush um |
| 6749s | um oh my gosh |
| 6751s | some in her spiritual weapon |
| 6754s | okay oh she's trying to look like as |
| 6756s | uh |
| 6758s | you know |
| 6760s | uh |
| 6761s | authentic as possible and she's going to |
| 6763s | put it right |
| 6764s | um where which is the side that she has |
| 6766s | her |
| 6767s | shield this side |
| 6769s | outside yeah yeah so in her left hand |
| 6771s | yeah |
| 6772s | what are you doing carol |
| 6775s | so |
| 6775s | you said uh |
| 6777s | someone the spiritual weapon right there |
| 6780s | um |
| 6782s | uh |
| 6783s | am i 30 feet from her |
| 6787s | sorry yeah |
| 6788s | i'm going to ask you as well to make a |
| 6790s | deception check |
| 6803s | should be right at the bottom |
| 6809s | oh yeah yeah no you're doing well he's |
| 6811s | deceived you've deceived sir |
| 6815s | and as i do i also want to cast beacon |
| 6819s | of hope on |
| 6823s | so oh |
| 6826s | okay she will have |
| 6828s | advantage on death saving prose |
| 6830s | also um she's kind of yells over to |
| 6833s | ten more do you know any medical fee |
| 6837s | i'm afraid you have to be within 30 feet |
| 6840s | to do that and you are outside of that |
| 6842s | range and why oh really |
| 6844s | oh okay yeah can i take it back for a |
| 6847s | little bit yeah i'll put i'll put the |
| 6848s | spell back it's fine it spells a lot the |
| 6850s | more |
| 6851s | don't worry |
| 6853s | if it is one |
| 6859s | um are you going to attack with the |
| 6861s | weapon yes and i'm deserve disadvantage |
| 6864s | because i'm trying to be i'm trying to |
| 6865s | [ __ ] foot a little bit |
| 6869s | you could give it disadvantage you want |
| 6871s | it to yeah |
| 6880s | you telepath what's going on here gossip |
| 6883s | and you just hold up your shield and it |
| 6885s | bangs in and it clangs a little bit but |
| 6887s | you know minor vibrations in your left |
| 6889s | arm nothing too bad |
| 6892s | okay |
| 6895s | i just want to look ten more in the eye |
| 6897s | i won't yell it out i'm just gonna like |
| 6899s | motion over the tikka like tend to him |
| 6903s | maybe he's |
| 6905s | cpr |
| 6907s | cpu |
| 6909s | i looked out on my huge claws |
| 6918s | one hand um |
| 6920s | give him some surface piercings |
| 6923s | yeah i guess i'm sorry i should really |
| 6926s | we should really clarify chris is is he |
| 6929s | dead dead dead dead or is he just dead |
| 6932s | he's at least unconscious |
| 6934s | yeah at least |
| 6936s | you'll find out later but for now |
| 6938s | his healing patterns and spells won't |
| 6941s | work on him sure |
| 6943s | because there's something in the air |
| 6944s | that jaxes can tell some kind of lock |
| 6948s | that's stopping all magic in the stand |
| 6950s | where you guys are at the moment |
| 6954s | so yeah uh nai when carol looks up at |
| 6958s | tamora i just looked at my claws and i |
| 6959s | kind of look at the air and i just shake |
| 6961s | my head |
| 6964s | rolls eyes |
| 6965s | okay |
| 6967s | rolls eyes that's such that's such a |
| 6971s | deep |
| 6980s | it's your turn |
| 6982s | um |
| 6984s | so what i'm gonna do because i know |
| 6985s | what's going on is that we have to keep |
| 6987s | this going we have to do this and put on |
| 6989s | the show |
| 6993s | i'm sorry carol |
| 6995s | um i'm gonna grab my sword |
| 7001s | oh no okay how do i measure |
| 7006s | yeah like that you've got it |
| 7008s | okay i figured it out you can get to |
| 7010s | that i think |
| 7013s | of 30 feet so |
| 7018s | okay |
| 7021s | i'm gonna rush in |
| 7023s | and i'm just gonna |
| 7025s | grab my sword and my shield and like get |
| 7028s | ready and i'm just gonna get her dead in |
| 7030s | the eye and just say |
| 7031s | i never liked your brownies |
| 7036s | what |
| 7038s | oh now it's sparse |
| 7044s | i'm gonna be i'm gonna be really really |
| 7045s | cheeky i'm just gonna like have my sword |
| 7048s | and i'm just gonna like spin it in my |
| 7049s | hand just being like really really like |
| 7051s | a basically a smarty pants and just be |
| 7053s | like what are you gonna do about it |
| 7056s | i'm gonna regret this |
| 7059s | if i can't go i can't go hit her because |
| 7061s | she's too far away |
| 7067s | that's it that's kind of yeah i do |
| 7068s | that's really funny |
| 7070s | uh do you want the spiritual weapon to |
| 7072s | take an attack of opportunity and why |
| 7075s | yes |
| 7077s | go fripp |
| 7079s | you know what |
| 7082s | it's not |
| 7083s | one little comment had touched her a |
| 7085s | little bit i know we're playing pretend |
| 7087s | but |
| 7089s | what's the line there |
| 7091s | is laughing |
| 7093s | 19 doesn't hit |
| 7096s | i'm afraid i'm in trouble i'm in trouble |
| 7110s | uh |
| 7113s | what are you gonna do |
| 7115s | oh carol what are you what are you gonna |
| 7117s | do carol she's gonna |
| 7120s | you know what |
| 7122s | um |
| 7123s | i don't know how great her deck says |
| 7125s | i think the only thing i can do is uh |
| 7128s | try it try to hit her with like a baby |
| 7130s | boo boo sacred flame |
| 7135s | don't be high now you're high of all |
| 7138s | times okay both times you can be nice |
| 7140s | and low now you're high mirin you've |
| 7142s | seen you've got to roll um |
| 7145s | dex check in the chat |
| 7152s | yeah you do you you zip |
| 7154s | radiance fills the air |
| 7157s | comes down smashes part of the great |
| 7159s | open |
| 7160s | nothing happens though to myron stands |
| 7162s | to one side |
| 7163s | sorry |
| 7166s | do you want to move the um the weapon |
| 7168s | again for carol |
| 7172s | can i |
| 7173s | bring it right behind uh |
| 7176s | behind myron and |
| 7178s | a baby whack yep |
| 7181s | give it a whack yeah go for it |
| 7196s | though huh |
| 7202s | a very minor four points |
| 7206s | of uh health |
| 7208s | this is an issue |
| 7213s | uh |
| 7214s | over to you |
| 7216s | this is where it gets real |
| 7223s | i don't wanna hit carol cause i deep |
| 7225s | down i love her brownies |
| 7228s | oh okay |
| 7231s | okay |
| 7233s | but this is a show |
| 7235s | zuck can feel the tension |
| 7238s | and he's |
| 7242s | has he ever considered like watching a |
| 7244s | soap opera or something instead |
| 7247s | my friends we've got plenty of shows we |
| 7249s | can recommend music |
| 7251s | i'm gonna i guess they don't get wwe in |
| 7253s | hell you know it's one of those |
| 7256s | there's no squid game down there |
| 7258s | terrible cable |
| 7259s | no squeaking |
| 7261s | oh wait |
| 7263s | uh carol |
| 7265s | uh |
| 7269s | do i want to be a jerk |
| 7274s | it kind of gives you like a whip like |
| 7276s | like a the goat certificate demands it |
| 7280s | tika wants to fly |
| 7301s | it's really a bear hug it's really |
| 7302s | intense but that's fine |
| 7306s | you um |
| 7307s | yeah this is an action so |
| 7310s | you're gonna make an athletics check |
| 7311s | contested by |
| 7313s | um either athletics or |
| 7316s | um acrobatics |
| 7318s | uh from carol so |
| 7320s | let's have you both with athletics |
| 7322s | checks |
| 7324s | please in the chat |
| 7326s | i just don't want hitter |
| 7331s | oh no |
| 7333s | oh no carol hey |
| 7335s | oh no |
| 7338s | carol just like goes wide out while you |
| 7339s | just like tackle her like |
| 7342s | um |
| 7343s | so |
| 7344s | well |
| 7344s | yeah yeah |
| 7345s | you you spear through |
| 7348s | um |
| 7349s | meaning that carol is now grappled |
| 7353s | um |
| 7354s | and |
| 7355s | speed is zero |
| 7358s | um |
| 7361s | and yeah so |
| 7362s | you've literally got carol in a headlock |
| 7364s | on the floor |
| 7369s | i was like trying not to laugh what i |
| 7372s | want to do so i got her in a headlock |
| 7378s | at the moment well while i got her in a |
| 7380s | headlock i just want to say |
| 7389s | so |
| 7390s | i'm gonna say you should have gotten |
| 7392s | some place in your bake |
| 7402s | is |
| 7408s | i don't mean it do you want to try and |
| 7410s | break the grapple cow |
| 7412s | yes |
| 7415s | you know what |
| 7417s | oh my god you guys make another |
| 7418s | athletics check |
| 7421s | oh i'm sorry sorry |
| 7429s | oh my god |
| 7432s | armadillos eyebrows what is happening |
| 7436s | i got a net 20. she got in that one |
| 7438s | no i'm getting ready that's what's |
| 7440s | happening |
| 7442s | oh this is a |
| 7443s | massacre at this point |
| 7446s | myron throws away |
| 7448s | her weapons pulls uh carol onto so her |
| 7453s | back is on to her chest |
| 7455s | and begins to choke out carol |
| 7458s | and does 27 points of damage carol is |
| 7461s | now in like an mma submission maneuver |
| 7465s | and zuck is loving it |
| 7468s | you almost broke her neck |
| 7471s | you're kind of |
| 7473s | you're choking her out at the moment |
| 7474s | with with those kinds of results with a |
| 7477s | natural 20 to a natural one that's the |
| 7479s | only thing that i can think of that |
| 7481s | makes sense |
| 7486s | oh my gosh you killed karen |
| 7491s | it's my turn |
| 7494s | myron maybe you worked retail at some |
| 7497s | point and you had to deal with someone |
| 7498s | who wanted to speak to your manager but |
| 7500s | there's a rage inside you |
| 7506s | i i feel really bad |
| 7509s | but i have to get |
| 7514s | are you gonna let go |
| 7516s | i'm gonna let i'm gonna let go of carol |
| 7518s | but i'm gonna gently like to me i'm |
| 7521s | gonna gently like toss her to the side |
| 7522s | but |
| 7523s | i'm gonna do it in a way that looks like |
| 7525s | as if i'm like literally throwing her |
| 7527s | and i'm gonna get up and grab my sword |
| 7529s | and be like i'm gonna look at her and be |
| 7531s | like get up and i'm gonna get my freddy |
| 7533s | nice nice so because of how well you did |
| 7536s | it last time i'm gonna i'm gonna say |
| 7538s | that this happens automatically and you |
| 7541s | kind of throw carol down and she kind of |
| 7543s | bang on her back so she's splayed out |
| 7546s | kind of thing there um and she's |
| 7548s | incapacitated |
| 7550s | so it's up to you what you do from here |
| 7552s | myron you can still take an attack if |
| 7555s | you want to |
| 7558s | i'm gonna look at carol |
| 7560s | just like |
| 7561s | try to communicate to her with my eyes |
| 7563s | and just be like do i do it |
| 7566s | or do we continue on with the plan |
| 7569s | because right now she's not like so hot |
| 7572s | yeah carol um kind of like |
| 7575s | look like keeps her hand and chest while |
| 7578s | she's down |
| 7579s | and she does like like i imagine myron |
| 7581s | saw the hand movement she had to do the |
| 7583s | cast um |
| 7584s | the cast beacon of hope he can have hope |
| 7587s | on myron yep she does the same thing |
| 7590s | passed it on herself |
| 7592s | and just uh |
| 7594s | kind of gives like a little nod like |
| 7597s | okay yeah we'll allow that while while |
| 7600s | you were being thrown around we'll allow |
| 7601s | you to cast that spell for sure |
| 7603s | definitely okay there you go you've got |
| 7605s | beacon of hope on yep um so myrin |
| 7609s | you're gonna step forward and do the |
| 7610s | deep |
| 7614s | okay |
| 7617s | i'm to run in and i'm just going to look |
| 7619s | at her and kind of like do like a subtle |
| 7621s | nod and i'm just going to whack |
| 7623s | crap |
| 7627s | to attacks let's go |
| 7629s | but in the process i'm just gonna say |
| 7633s | because i know how this is gonna end |
| 7635s | i'm just gonna say |
| 7639s | oh no |
| 7641s | and i'm just gonna say |
| 7643s | you shouldn't be on the pta i'm just |
| 7646s | gonna whack him |
| 7649s | i think carol goes what the hell is |
| 7651s | wrong with you i gotta thank you guys |
| 7654s | you've got |
| 7655s | carols uh incapacitated so you've got |
| 7658s | advantage so you need to |
| 7681s | uh |
| 7682s | that's a hit roll for damage |
| 7688s | never in her life as myron wanted to not |
| 7690s | hit something |
| 7692s | carol's still going |
| 7694s | how is she alive |
| 7697s | the hit comes through |
| 7699s | hits the chain mail |
| 7701s | fire in his bloodied bruised she's like |
| 7703s | arnold schwarzenegger at the end of |
| 7705s | predator and she's back up on her feet |
| 7708s | he's in the chopper |
| 7711s | get to the topic |
| 7727s | know what |
| 7728s | i'm gonna last as long as i can |
| 7731s | i'm missing |
| 7733s | a level three hear wounds on myself |
| 7736s | oh my god okay |
| 7740s | let's go chap |
| 7743s | love |
| 7749s | and then uh do you wanna attack with the |
| 7751s | spiritual weapon from behind with |
| 7753s | advantage i'm guessing from where your |
| 7755s | mouse was |
| 7756s | okay in fact i've had like |
| 7759s | i kind of whisper over to myron |
| 7762s | it hit |
| 7763s | and like kind of |
| 7765s | just making sure that zuc's entertained |
| 7767s | you know |
| 7768s | like we're keeping our |
| 7770s | uh |
| 7771s | warrior spirit and she's gonna go yeah |
| 7773s | sure |
| 7775s | guys yeah |
| 7778s | i don't know fire attack try my best |
| 7781s | i don't think my reacting anymore |
| 7784s | i know it's scary |
| 7797s | of damage |
| 7813s | a d8 that's not worked out correctly |
| 7815s | roller d8 um my m let's do what else it |
| 7818s | does |
| 7819s | okay |
| 7820s | hold on |
| 7822s | and enter |
| 7824s | nice |
| 7825s | okay another five points |
| 7828s | okay |
| 7829s | so |
| 7830s | interestingly you guys are both bloodied |
| 7833s | and bruised to about the same level |
| 7835s | right now |
| 7836s | this has become an even fight again |
| 7838s | oh boys |
| 7841s | carol |
| 7853s | i'm actually kind of afraid that she |
| 7855s | just like won't go down like i'm just |
| 7857s | like how the heck did you do that |
| 7860s | i'm just gonna |
| 7861s | oh wait let me see what you know what |
| 7863s | this is actually kind of fun i just kind |
| 7865s | of want you to just die so i'm just |
| 7867s | gonna play |
| 7878s | okay um |
| 7879s | i'm playing to my character |
| 7882s | oh my god okay |
| 7886s | okay i'm gonna look at carol i'm just |
| 7888s | gonna say and i'm just gonna wink and |
| 7891s | i'm just gonna say why don't you just |
| 7892s | stay down and i'm just gonna whack her |
| 7894s | again with my sword but this time i'm |
| 7896s | gonna give it |
| 7900s | oh boy |
| 7902s | oh |
| 7904s | great is this is this this is not |
| 7906s | advantage anymore this is regular |
| 7910s | yeah it should be |
| 7916s | that's a hit i think yep that's a hit |
| 7922s | wait |
| 7923s | how much damage does this do huh |
| 7938s | let's go for the second attack gossip |
| 7941s | i'm gonna be calling |
| 7943s | i'm gonna be so cocky and i'm so sorry |
| 7946s | carol oh my god i just want you to know |
| 7948s | like guys from gossip to ny like out of |
| 7952s | game like i love you genuinely as a |
| 7954s | person so like i'm not like this isn't |
| 7956s | like |
| 7957s | okay |
| 7958s | you're good no keep going |
| 7960s | okay i'm gonna step closer and kind of |
| 7963s | like |
| 7965s | i kind of just maintained my source |
| 7978s | she's fine she'll be fine |
| 8004s | that's enough |
| 8005s | carol falls lifeless |
| 8008s | to the floor in front of you and i'm |
| 8010s | just can i just like drop my sword and |
| 8012s | like try to help her up be like oh my |
| 8013s | god are you okay |
| 8016s | she's like |
| 8020s | i want to hold her i feel terrible |
| 8023s | you're cradling her in your arms |
| 8026s | yes and she's gone she's moved next to |
| 8029s | tikka and in her place |
| 8031s | directly |
| 8035s | no |
| 8037s | table |
| 8039s | oh god the whole demonic form of table |
| 8044s | can i heal myself please |
| 8051s | hold on let me restart that sorry guys |
| 8054s | only violence okay |
| 8057s | all right only violence roll for |
| 8059s | initiative please |
| 8060s | oh god |
| 8063s | that was really high |
| 8070s | of course |
| 8073s | and we begin the final round |
| 8076s | this is the champions fight only one of |
| 8079s | you will survive |
| 8082s | i'm sweating i'm actually sweating |
| 8085s | okay |
| 8087s | okay |
| 8089s | i |
| 8090s | want |
| 8091s | as i stand super tall in my full form |
| 8096s | i want to look down at myron and say |
| 8099s | strength through chaos |
| 8101s | red |
| 8103s | and i will |
| 8105s | use my fire breath weapon right into her |
| 8109s | face |
| 8115s | there is so many i can figure out where |
| 8117s | it is |
| 8123s | uh myron can you make a dexterity saving |
| 8126s | throw please as you become engulfed in |
| 8128s | flame you make it but you're still gonna |
| 8131s | take half |
| 8133s | nice |
| 8135s | just fine |
| 8137s | oh yeah i have to roll down |
| 8140s | oh come on |
| 8146s | i did the purpose |
| 8162s | any bonus actions for timor |
| 8165s | um |
| 8169s | i don't think you have any so i |
| 8170s | apologize asking that |
| 8173s | you've got you've got i think |
| 8175s | and they're healing potions if |
| 8183s | over to you |
| 8186s | okay |
| 8187s | um |
| 8189s | i'm gonna now you've just you've downed |
| 8191s | a friend |
| 8193s | and instantly jaxes has come in and |
| 8196s | burst you through flame |
| 8198s | i want to use um one of my healing |
| 8201s | potions to make it a little bit more |
| 8202s | even because uh that's fair |
| 8205s | if that's cool and i take a step back as |
| 8208s | i do it just because i wanted to know |
| 8210s | that's like i still want to fight you |
| 8211s | but let's make this a little bit even |
| 8213s | right let's make it a fair fight you're |
| 8214s | right so i'm gonna i'm gonna take |
| 8217s | i'm actually not gonna take a step back |
| 8218s | i'm just gonna the guy because i don't |
| 8220s | want to take attack enough opportunity |
| 8221s | because i just want to destroy her i'm |
| 8223s | going to hit this button |
| 8229s | okay |
| 8230s | um hey that's pretty good 9 points of |
| 8233s | health that is pretty good |
| 8235s | you flip it better |
| 8237s | a little bit better |
| 8240s | did you take a step back |
| 8243s | i'm not going to because i know you will |
| 8245s | take an attack of opportunity |
| 8247s | what if i promise not to |
| 8251s | trust demon |
| 8256s | you were the one who just killed one of |
| 8257s | our party members i haven't killed him |
| 8261s | i didn't kill tikka zuck kid |
| 8266s | you know how hard it was kelly terrible |
| 8269s | i loved her brownies okay i'm going to |
| 8274s | that's you've still got an action if you |
| 8275s | want to use it |
| 8277s | i do |
| 8279s | yeah that's a bonus |
| 8284s | tamor |
| 8286s | and i'm just gonna say i'm just |
| 8289s | i'm just gonna look taymor in the face |
| 8290s | and just kind of like |
| 8292s | uh wink as like a thank you and i'm just |
| 8294s | gonna say um |
| 8296s | uh |
| 8297s | we all know i'm the stronger one and i'm |
| 8299s | just gonna |
| 8304s | this is fun |
| 8306s | okay |
| 8308s | oh boy |
| 8311s | wow it's a solid yeah okay |
| 8314s | that'll hit that'll hit |
| 8319s | he's ten points now it's even now even |
| 8323s | there we go |
| 8324s | we're like |
| 8325s | does that mean your second one your |
| 8327s | second swipe gossip |
| 8337s | oh come on |
| 8338s | that's not what i meant but i said |
| 8341s | i did |
| 8343s | gossip such a mom my god wait guys i got |
| 8346s | this full like fairy tale and love thing |
| 8348s | and everybody's just like i love |
| 8349s | everyone and i'm like die |
| 8351s | okay |
| 8353s | oh okay |
| 8356s | cool |
| 8357s | 12 more points |
| 8359s | okay |
| 8363s | looks pretty bad |
| 8367s | um hey before they go on i have a |
| 8370s | question |
| 8372s | sure |
| 8373s | does my beacon of hope travel over to |
| 8376s | the stands and would i be able to make |
| 8378s | any saving girls |
| 8381s | you're okay for now |
| 8383s | i'll explain it in a minute |
| 8385s | oh okay okay |
| 8387s | yep we'll go through don't worry that's |
| 8389s | okay |
| 8390s | uh |
| 8392s | tamor it's your turn |
| 8394s | sure is |
| 8396s | ah and i will like oh i just got hit |
| 8399s | with this frost sword so it's like it's |
| 8401s | stinging man so i'll clutch one of the |
| 8403s | wounds i'll look down at her with a |
| 8405s | sneer and i'll just bear some of my big |
| 8409s | demon teeth and i'll say |
| 8411s | but can the strongest landa hit i would |
| 8414s | like to cast wall of force right where |
| 8416s | she is |
| 8417s | oh |
| 8420s | is that a staff ability |
| 8422s | it is a stair |
| 8424s | let me add it in for you |
| 8427s | yes |
| 8428s | you saved the big guns for last didn't |
| 8430s | you i sure did i've got plenty of tricks |
| 8435s | up my sleeve |
| 8437s | a magician |
| 8439s | uh always tells never shows luckily i am |
| 8442s | no magician |
| 8445s | what okay do you have that one |
| 8448s | it may have been listening line yep let |
| 8450s | me die instantly this is not one that |
| 8452s | i've just had bragging rights that i'm |
| 8454s | better |
| 8457s | i'm struggling to find it but i've got |
| 8459s | it here let me uh explain what it does |
| 8461s | do you want to roll word that's with me |
| 8465s | i wasn't expecting this for taking me |
| 8468s | off guard there so |
| 8469s | you're gonna like put this invisible or |
| 8471s | force into existence um |
| 8474s | and it's gonna be in what orientation |
| 8476s | you're gonna be like vertical like north |
| 8478s | to south or are you gonna be east to |
| 8479s | west or |
| 8481s | it's |
| 8482s | it doesn't exactly say how long it is is |
| 8484s | it like a 10 foot wall or is it |
| 8488s | 20 feet because it says uh |
| 8491s | so |
| 8491s | yeah you you at the the rain that's how |
| 8494s | far you can cast it from where you stand |
| 8497s | um sure you can form it into |
| 8499s | like uh like a dome with a radius of up |
| 8502s | to 10 feet or it can be a flower this |
| 8505s | made up of a foot by 10 foot panels so |
| 8508s | it's up to you really |
| 8510s | um |
| 8513s | yeah yeah can i make it |
| 8515s | around me |
| 8517s | a dome around you |
| 8518s | okay yeah we can do that |
| 8520s | let's see if i can just get this quicker |
| 8523s | i don't know what's going on there |
| 8524s | that's weird oh i was trying to get it |
| 8526s | from a that's really good well done |
| 8528s | chris yeah good job |
| 8530s | i was trying to get it from the wrong |
| 8531s | menu why isn't wall of force |
| 8534s | in with the items oh okay because it's a |
| 8537s | spell good job |
| 8539s | um |
| 8541s | there you go it's in there now |
| 8544s | okay |
| 8545s | so yeah |
| 8548s | okay |
| 8550s | and it will then |
| 8552s | uh |
| 8553s | it kind of it has a line |
| 8556s | so i'm going to put it right here |
| 8558s | yeah |
| 8559s | so you're placing one within it or |
| 8562s | yourself |
| 8564s | um |
| 8565s | i am placing myself within the dome but |
| 8567s | it's going to be uh the dome is in her |
| 8570s | space so it knocks her back |
| 8573s | oh |
| 8574s | so she's gonna be outside |
| 8577s | yes |
| 8580s | so like that |
| 8582s | yeah just like that |
| 8585s | okay no i've got you |
| 8587s | um okay |
| 8590s | so i guess myron you've been knocked |
| 8594s | back and you're kind of on your backside |
| 8597s | um |
| 8601s | and you're just pushed back a little bit |
| 8603s | so you can't reach tamor |
| 8605s | because taymor is within this visible |
| 8616s | now i'm stressing |
| 8617s | okay |
| 8621s | okay what i'm gonna do |
| 8623s | i'm gonna pick myself up |
| 8625s | the dust bottle flop |
| 8627s | let me grab my weapon again and be like |
| 8632s | i'm gonna say |
| 8635s | really is that all you got and try to |
| 8637s | run in |
| 8639s | oh i'm going to try to run quarter with |
| 8642s | the sword |
| 8644s | and |
| 8645s | but |
| 8647s | yeah |
| 8649s | but then it's going to be like when i |
| 8650s | was |
| 8651s | like |
| 8654s | do it just for laughs do it just a lot |
| 8655s | that would be funny i'm gonna that's why |
| 8657s | i'm doing it i'm doing it just for |
| 8658s | laughs i'm gonna run right now |
| 8663s | and you get knocked back to there |
| 8665s | um and you kind of him pull straight |
| 8667s | back onto your backside um |
| 8670s | i'm gonna roll a d4 to see how much how |
| 8672s | many scrapes you get from that |
| 8677s | so two points of health are taken off of |
| 8679s | you |
| 8684s | get back up but that's the end of your |
| 8686s | turn because you've been knocked down |
| 8689s | table well |
| 8691s | yep |
| 8692s | this was uh |
| 8694s | that was the plan that was about it |
| 8698s | i didn't know i would make it this far |
| 8700s | either |
| 8701s | um |
| 8703s | you know what i kind of want to do for |
| 8704s | laughs |
| 8705s | i know there is two of us |
| 8707s | i want to do something for laughs as |
| 8708s | well |
| 8710s | can i |
| 8711s | use |
| 8713s | another staff spell i'm sorry to make |
| 8715s | you have to look this one up but i want |
| 8717s | to cast levitate on myron |
| 8720s | no |
| 8733s | we do a little bit of trolling here |
| 8734s | ladies and gentlemen |
| 8736s | should be in your spell book second |
| 8738s | level |
| 8739s | right |
| 8741s | she needs to make a constitution saving |
| 8743s | check then |
| 8745s | fail |
| 8752s | oh actually hang on let me target my oh |
| 8754s | i rolled it i'm sorry oh you did no |
| 8756s | you're good okay you succeed |
| 8760s | you're fine |
| 8761s | i just thought that would be funny if i |
| 8763s | made you |
| 8765s | fly prayed to the lava amid everything |
| 8771s | so you you kind of feel your feet trying |
| 8772s | to be pushed up and you you just kind of |
| 8775s | stamp |
| 8776s | myron myron stamps down and like nothing |
| 8780s | is moving them up |
| 8783s | okay byron it's your turn i want to see |
| 8785s | more tricks i got more tricks |
| 8788s | silly rabbit i'm gonna you however seem |
| 8792s | to be running out |
| 8801s | except for smashing things i'm going to |
| 8803s | stand up i'm going to grab my stuff and |
| 8806s | i'm going to look at my mega tricks i'm |
| 8808s | gonna |
| 8808s | i guess that's fair |
| 8813s | am i what is this |
| 8815s | invisible |
| 8818s | just putting yourself in a cage |
| 8820s | um |
| 8821s | what is this wild forest made out of is |
| 8822s | it invisible is it made out of |
| 8824s | plexiglass is it made out of glass is it |
| 8826s | made out of love what's it made out of |
| 8830s | uh it's made made out of the the nine |
| 8833s | hells uh for most likely knowing table |
| 8836s | um so it's a magical won't work um |
| 8839s | it's an invisible wall of four so |
| 8841s | throwing something against it will |
| 8843s | bounce off sure |
| 8846s | so hitting it with a hammer will be dumb |
| 8848s | um |
| 8850s | there's only one thing that i think that |
| 8852s | you could do here |
| 8855s | if you'd like me to suggest it |
| 8857s | you too and it has to be you both |
| 8861s | both |
| 8862s | yeah well yeah i don't want to give an |
| 8864s | unfair advantage to gossip |
| 8868s | i do have an idea as well |
| 8872s | are you thinking i'm thinking |
| 8874s | i don't know what you're thinking |
| 8875s | actually i can't read your mind yeah no |
| 8878s | are you okay with me giving the |
| 8879s | suggestion jax |
| 8882s | i was gonna i think chris may be |
| 8884s | thinking what i'm thinking gossip do you |
| 8886s | want to hear what chris is thinking |
| 8887s | because i kind of want to hear what |
| 8888s | chris is thinking yeah |
| 8890s | because i think what he's thinking is |
| 8892s | what i'm thinking |
| 8893s | your sword's magical |
| 8896s | that's the only magical thing that you |
| 8898s | have |
| 8898s | magic can travel through |
| 8901s | so how is this going to give up but your |
| 8903s | options sound much better |
| 8906s | you could throw the weapon in |
| 8909s | um |
| 8912s | or you could touch it to a crossbow bowl |
| 8914s | and then see if the ice carries through |
| 8918s | which because it'll be magical the bolt |
| 8921s | won't be magical so |
| 8923s | it's 50 50. we have to see how it played |
| 8926s | out with a check or something like that |
| 8928s | or alternatively you could throw your |
| 8930s | long sword at table |
| 8933s | so here's a question |
| 8936s | that would be funny |
| 8939s | i |
| 8940s | how close is she to the wall itself |
| 8943s | like is she like |
| 8945s | like yeah yeah she's put them |
| 8952s | the problem is that your sword is |
| 8954s | magical |
| 8955s | but |
| 8956s | if you put it through |
| 8958s | how are you then gonna get it back like |
| 8960s | because |
| 8962s | it's only the effect frost effect so |
| 8964s | if you had enough force behind it you |
| 8966s | might be able to throw the magic through |
| 8969s | we'd have to work that out somehow with |
| 8971s | some kind of test |
| 8973s | um |
| 8974s | but even if you swiped at it |
| 8977s | you you would |
| 8979s | i would think that it's too much because |
| 8981s | your hand might slip through and your |
| 8983s | hand would bounce back immediately |
| 8989s | let's see what other weapons i have |
| 8991s | before i become |
| 8994s | i've got a handcrafter |
| 8996s | that's true |
| 8999s | i do have a crossbow |
| 9003s | it's not magical |
| 9005s | but i can't |
| 9006s | ping off it |
| 9009s | you know what i'm gonna full send this |
| 9011s | because i'm just gonna tell you what |
| 9013s | byron's gonna be |
| 9014s | i'm gonna do |
| 9017s | gonna it my shield |
| 9019s | i'm gonna take my |
| 9021s | long sword i'm gonna hold it like a |
| 9023s | javelin |
| 9026s | do it and i'm just gonna find i'm just |
| 9028s | gonna |
| 9030s | right into her chest |
| 9032s | oh boy |
| 9034s | let's uh let's see how this deck check |
| 9036s | works out |
| 9043s | i wanted to kill her you get the wrong |
| 9045s | angle |
| 9047s | and the sword ends up |
| 9049s | over there |
| 9052s | i'm going to run into it i'm looking |
| 9054s | forward to that to work yeah i'm running |
| 9056s | to it can i run today because i still |
| 9057s | have movement |
| 9058s | your hand would have knocked you on your |
| 9061s | ass at that point because the force of |
| 9063s | the has knocked you down |
| 9065s | so you're on the floor |
| 9067s | maybe |
| 9068s | around where you are let's say |
| 9072s | i'm wrong |
| 9078s | and we're going to pass it to tame |
| 9081s | okay |
| 9084s | cool |
| 9086s | i have |
| 9087s | so many plans it's incredible like too |
| 9090s | many |
| 9091s | count right now all every single plan in |
| 9094s | the book |
| 9095s | i have those books |
| 9097s | and then all the plans in the books like |
| 9099s | i have them that's that's the situation |
| 9101s | right there |
| 9103s | i'm screwed i have nothing i don't know |
| 9105s | what to do |
| 9106s | uh actually i kind of the problem is i |
| 9108s | have all the points |
| 9110s | i know i have a lot of plans but i don't |
| 9112s | know which plan to go after um |
| 9117s | i kind of want to see you try that again |
| 9120s | because i think that would be that's |
| 9121s | really sweet of you that's true |
| 9123s | friendship |
| 9124s | what if i |
| 9126s | take an action |
| 9128s | down a healing potion |
| 9131s | you can take a bonus action to heal yeah |
| 9134s | use a healing potion sure |
| 9140s | oh my gosh |
| 9142s | six points of healing |
| 9145s | okay spaghetti |
| 9147s | and you're still in your demon as well |
| 9150s | i sure am |
| 9151s | which means i have a whole another |
| 9153s | health food |
| 9154s | i would like to |
| 9162s | i am |
| 9163s | i am myron |
| 9165s | i could kill you in an instant i hope |
| 9167s | you know |
| 9168s | you stand no chance |
| 9171s | but i have an idea and i'm yeah i'm |
| 9174s | going to go ahead and talk to you |
| 9175s | through the wall like you can still hear |
| 9176s | me it's just a force field |
| 9178s | myron i have a plan it would take us |
| 9181s | both out instantly |
| 9184s | we would not give zuck the satisfaction |
| 9187s | but we wouldn't be able to see the |
| 9188s | outcome |
| 9193s | that's fair |
| 9195s | i kind of don't want to kill you anyways |
| 9196s | i feel like we are kind of good woman |
| 9199s | although i would love to just win |
| 9202s | but |
| 9204s | as long as we say that i'm the best one |
| 9206s | i'm just kidding let's do it well hang |
| 9208s | on hey hang on now i'm good |
| 9212s | yeah hang on |
| 9217s | tell you what if you can |
| 9220s | why don't i get the this horse look down |
| 9222s | and you |
| 9224s | you get me out of demon form |
| 9227s | good |
| 9230s | heal |
| 9232s | i'd like to dissipate while the force |
| 9236s | show |
| 9238s | it is gone now you have the attention |
| 9244s | you had my curiosity now you have my |
| 9246s | attention |
| 9247s | and i i kind of nod my head smoothly |
| 9249s | over to the sword on the ground |
| 9257s | since it's now your turn myron you can |
| 9259s | go and get the sword if you want to |
| 9262s | i would like to say for the sake of |
| 9264s | brevity you you |
| 9266s | you go over and you pick it up you stand |
| 9268s | back where you were how's that |
| 9270s | beautiful |
| 9272s | and i'm just gonna whack the heck out of |
| 9274s | her again |
| 9275s | do it |
| 9276s | okay |
| 9280s | i'm |
| 9280s | sweating |
| 9282s | bro |
| 9284s | me too but i'm also wearing a giant coat |
| 9286s | so |
| 9287s | yes |
| 9291s | that's a hit |
| 9292s | okay that'll hit |
| 9300s | still in demon form |
| 9302s | oh yeah you had a second |
| 9305s | sorry second attack |
| 9313s | oh yep |
| 9315s | that'll hit |
| 9324s | there's the pace |
| 9327s | that takes place he is |
| 9329s | paying more back |
| 9331s | yeah and he takes another 13 points off |
| 9336s | so you guys are now |
| 9338s | neck and neck on health so the the first |
| 9342s | kind of gets tame or down ah snarling |
| 9345s | back and the second one |
| 9347s | knocks down and suddenly with a flash of |
| 9349s | smoke back to her original form |
| 9352s | and more and is streaked across one |
| 9354s | cheek as it drips down onto the floor |
| 9357s | yep |
| 9358s | now it's tamar's turn |
| 9362s | myron |
| 9364s | and i extend my clawed hand |
| 9366s | it's been an honor |
| 9369s | i'm gonna reach out and take it and take |
| 9371s | a deep breath because i know exactly |
| 9373s | what's about to happen |
| 9376s | i'm gonna do something different |
| 9378s | it's |
| 9379s | a car that i've kept in my bag this |
| 9382s | whole time i've been waiting for this |
| 9384s | exact month to use it |
| 9387s | i would like to |
| 9389s | while arm-in-arm with myron i'm going to |
| 9391s | raise my staff chris and i'm going to |
| 9394s | strike it across the ground and break it |
| 9397s | in half and i'm going to cast |
| 9398s | retributive |
| 9402s | uh i will import that for you bear with |
| 9404s | me |
| 9406s | look at his face is like |
| 9409s | yep so what this does it's basically a |
| 9411s | self-destruct i release every charge in |
| 9414s | the staff all at once in a giant magical |
| 9417s | explosion |
| 9419s | oh okay |
| 9421s | yep |
| 9422s | we're going out |
| 9435s | so you guys so |
| 9438s | myron wraps her arms around your waist |
| 9441s | you grab the staff and you throw it down |
| 9444s | everything goes black for everyone |
| 9448s | in your minds all four of you here |
| 9452s | very well |
| 9453s | it appears that a worthy opponent has |
| 9456s | appeared anyway |
| 9459s | and you are taken to |
| 9463s | the cathedral where you all wake up |
| 9467s | the generals are around |
| 9471s | i'm still holding myron |
| 9475s | yeah myron and you are still cuddling |
| 9478s | okay |
| 9482s | the general you you're all awake |
| 9485s | everyone's alive everyone's conscious at |
| 9487s | least and the generals tell you that now |
| 9490s | the real battle must begin |
| 9492s | for the heroes of guilenore have arrived |
| 9496s | to fight with zuk |
| 9499s | now that is where our four adventurers |
| 9503s | adventure ends |
| 9505s | but |
| 9506s | if you'd like to see more |
| 9508s | please take part in the older god wars |
| 9510s | i'm |
| 9511s | think for this session because it's the |
| 9512s | last of four and i'm a little emotional |
| 9515s | with everything we should ask each of |
| 9516s | you to uh say a little something |
| 9519s | something at the end |
| 9520s | um obviously jagex thank you so much for |
| 9523s | the opportunity to show our adventures |
| 9525s | in this world i hope that all of our |
| 9526s | viewers have enjoyed it i will pass it |
| 9528s | round first to jaxis |
| 9531s | okay |
| 9532s | i guess we're starting off here |
| 9534s | yeah i guess i just have to thank you |
| 9536s | viewers so much |
| 9537s | for |
| 9538s | watching because um it's been an |
| 9541s | incredible experience i know we've tried |
| 9543s | this before and i've hoped that you've |
| 9545s | enjoyed the adventures of taymor and |
| 9547s | crew |
| 9548s | because that was our name officially we |
| 9550s | decided on it at the beginning we just |
| 9551s | it was off camera though you didn't see |
| 9553s | it it was |
| 9554s | a morning crew |
| 9555s | um |
| 9556s | hey yeah if you know you enjoyed us |
| 9558s | check out our various others channels |
| 9561s | our art channel in response tonight um |
| 9564s | and they'll tell you more about that it |
| 9566s | has been an honor to be here and i'm |
| 9568s | excited to see |
| 9570s | where the god words go from here thank |
| 9572s | you |
| 9574s | okay uh ny channel over to you |
| 9578s | all right |
| 9579s | thank you so much for allowing us to |
| 9582s | come on here it's been so fun being able |
| 9585s | to play |
| 9587s | a campaign that actually directly |
| 9589s | affects um some moments in game |
| 9593s | and |
| 9593s | just |
| 9594s | the opportunity to do so is just a |
| 9597s | blessing if one might say |
| 9599s | so |
| 9600s | thank you so much again mike jackson |
| 9602s | said you know her |
| 9604s | uh |
| 9604s | ads are down below and um |
| 9607s | yeah i can't thank you enough for |
| 9610s | watching thank you so much i hope you |
| 9611s | had a great time nazi you should try out |
| 9614s | dnd amazing game |
| 9619s | gosco |
| 9621s | um i just want to say thank you i've |
| 9624s | been playing dandy for a while and able |
| 9625s | to do something like this with runescape |
| 9627s | has been nothing but just amazing and |
| 9630s | awesome and just humbling to be picked |
| 9632s | out of everybody you know and um i've |
| 9635s | learned a lot no about the game but even |
| 9637s | more so i've gained some really cool |
| 9639s | friends out of it so at the end of the |
| 9640s | day you know um this has been one hell |
| 9643s | of an adventure so i really do |
| 9645s | appreciate it thank you so much |
| 9646s | runescape for |
| 9647s | for picking us to be a part of it i hope |
| 9649s | you guys had fun uh please you know if |
| 9652s | you guys you know |
| 9653s | check out our channels we're all goofy |
| 9654s | we're all wholesome so thank you so much |
| 9656s | again |
| 9659s | and finally kathar who's had to be |
| 9661s | silent for so long |
| 9663s | final words from you poor guy |
| 9666s | first to die what did you forget here |
| 9671s | hey didn't we have a fourth party member |
| 9673s | never |
| 9674s | yeah |
| 9676s | i didn't have a fourth party number we |
| 9677s | just had chicken dinner |
| 9680s | oh um |
| 9682s | it's just |
| 9683s | this is a total blast |
| 9685s | uh |
| 9686s | i |
| 9687s | i'm new to d d but familiar and um it |
| 9690s | was just great getting to play like |
| 9692s | official dnd on this really awesome |
| 9694s | software with amazing dm |
| 9697s | and of course three |
| 9699s | brand new friends as far as i'm |
| 9701s | concerned um |
| 9703s | whether thank you again jagex for the |
| 9705s | opportunity to do this |
| 9707s | and um |
| 9709s | you this won't be the last time you see |
| 9710s | the four of us together |
| 9714s | this is true sure well look matt thanks |
| 9716s | again from |
| 9717s | dog code or uk for allowing jagex to |
| 9719s | give us this opportunity to show this |
| 9721s | adventure |
| 9722s | dnd is fantastic |
| 9724s | um please enjoy it and make sure you |
| 9726s | enjoy runescape and all the other great |
| 9728s | games that jagex putting out at the |
| 9730s | moment and we hope to see you all again |
| 9732s | soon thank you so much goodbye everybody |
| 9735s | bye |
| 9737s | bye strength through chaos |
| 9740s | samurai has been shipped |
| 9746s | you |