[2022] Elder God Wars D&D Part 1 : Assemble the Strike Force!

Transcript (by Youtube)

1s	hello everyone and welcome to the first
3s	of four installments of a very runescape
5s	dungeons and dragons adventure my name's
8s	chris and i'm a professional games
9s	master from roldark.co.uk
11s	tonight i'll be leaving my usual
13s	adventures behind as i guide these four
15s	wonderful runescape influencers
17s	through the elder god was in gilano
19s	here for the first time together our
21s	gossip carl jackses mr kathar and ny
24s	channel
25s	let's start off with letting each of
27s	these guys discuss characters their
29s	hopes and dreams for the next few hours
31s	which i will hope to die let's start
33s	with ny channel
36s	all right
37s	hello my name is and my channel and um
40s	you want us to introduce our characters
41s	as well
42s	yeah absolutely
44s	okay well yes i am and my channel and i
48s	am playing
49s	sarah dominus priest carol aaron she is
53s	46 years old mother of three
55s	uh a bit of a wine lover she started as
59s	a nurse in the asgardian school district
61s	and you know she's worked her way up to
63s	become a powerful priest of sarah doman
66s	uh she specializes in the art of healing
68s	she is a cleric or um you know a priest
71s	in rooney terms and she is a virgo
75s	of course
76s	but the all important last time
80s	how did that wasn't obvious already
82s	how do the star signs work in d and d
84s	terms did you get like extra to hits and
87s	things like that or are you just
88s	fabulous on the battlefield is that you
91s	you are absolutely fabulous especially
93s	if you flaunt a a charm that describe
96s	displays your
98s	uh your star sign and they are canon and
100s	runescape do the zamrakian orchestra
103s	uh okay right
106s	awesome yeah yeah
109s	okay
110s	um
111s	perhaps we'll move on to the antithesis
114s	of uh antithesis of uh ny channel and
117s	jack's sister's character jax is over to
119s	you
121s	hello everyone welcome back adventurers
123s	my name is jax's creator of the youtube
125s	uh story mode and i play runescape and i
128s	like the lore and they asked me to come
130s	here so here i am i will be playing
133s	zamaraki and lesser demon taymor he's a
136s	warlock of chaos and also part-time uh
140s	entrepreneur because she you know
143s	listen man she she's got her business
145s	going on she's got stuff to do she she's
147s	pretty awesome and i think carol's feet
150s	smell smelly and sarah dolmen bad
153s	samurai good shut up demon scum no one
156s	asked you
157s	oh well oh hey oh i wasn't asking for
160s	opinions from the peanut gallery
165s	so all right
167s	the business that you run there jaxis
169s	that uh you've got going on there with
171s	taymor is it a pyramid scheme that you
173s	hope to get um caroline on the ground
175s	floor you know to get the huns heather
178s	and really get it going
181s	listen chris don't the lord
188s	we'll just have to see how things unfold
191s	hey awesome i do have some
194s	essential oils and woad leaves that's uh
197s	that's the current business that carol
198s	is dealing in right now so yeah i'm
201s	gonna have to
202s	see how that develops yes
205s	uh gossip cull over to you
208s	i don't think i could top that my name
210s	is gospel uh i stream uh the game hunter
213s	on twitch it's my favorite thing in the
214s	world um and i'm playing an elven
217s	fighter my rin and myron has a
220s	short temper and whenever she kills
223s	people she's just like well they just
225s	kind of fell my knife and then here they
227s	are and it doesn't realize it actually
229s	kills people
230s	um but um i also like to uh poke the cat
233s	so i really really enjoy watching people
235s	argue
238s	i think there's probably going to be a
240s	fair amount of that um finally
243s	heading over to uh
247s	oh god
249s	there you go did you did you two
251s	rehearse this
253s	nope okay
255s	would we rehearse this on our own
259s	in this economy
261s	hello ladies and gentlemen
264s	my name is mr cathar and welcome to this
266s	very
267s	interesting gathering of characters i am
270s	known for the desert only iron man
272s	series on youtube and chronolog and some
275s	narration
276s	um and today i am playing an armadillon
280s	bard by the name of tikka he is an
282s	avianzi and
284s	uh he really
286s	really just wants to get through this in
287s	one piece and praise to god everybody
290s	we'll just get along
293s	i
294s	can't promise on either of those but
297s	um now that that's over as you all the
300s	wonderful audience probably know
302s	the good folks at jagex have begun to
304s	release their four-wing dungeon of the
306s	older god wars
307s	as such this story runs adjacent to the
310s	content that you the heroes of gilano
312s	are taking part in
314s	i'd like to say that all good adventures
316s	begin in a tavern but in fact this
318s	begins uh in the cathedral or underneath
321s	cathedral in the middle of the city of
323s	seneston where everything starts for you
326s	guys within guillermo
328s	and they're the heroes the forgotten and
331s	head to the champions to come the strike
333s	force the world and indeed the universe
336s	may well need so we're going to take it
338s	over now
339s	so that you folks can see that lovely
341s	piece that we've got heading over to the
344s	cathedral
348s	okay
351s	i love how you guys are like yes
352s	transition
356s	animations
358s	good stuff well
360s	you can probably see here uh some of
363s	these generals right you guys probably
364s	recognize these guys you've got zilliana
368s	the righteous priest sarah doman
371s	criara
372s	careful and planning
374s	krill your typical angry demon boy
378s	next a half fused hateful
381s	metal creation and hell we're literally
384s	a bear who's being the best boy in the
385s	corner
387s	so
391s	the generals have called all of you here
392s	to become the strike force
395s	each of you powerful adventurers in your
397s	own rights within your own armies
399s	following your own gods and now you have
402s	to get along how's this going to work
403s	well
404s	zuyana begins and turns to the other
406s	generals
408s	look
408s	the strike force is here come champions
412s	so that we can brief you into what's
413s	needed
415s	priyara turns as well
418s	champions
420s	we are being attacked on all four fronts
423s	and the node honor under some sort of
424s	beguiling magic makes them think we're
426s	attacking them
428s	until the heroes can help us we must
430s	strike on each front
432s	we'll begin the note on the front for
434s	once
435s	it's not particularly quiet
437s	krill necks and hellwear all look
439s	towards you
441s	and for once
442s	these five champions are
444s	nodding in agreement these generals who
446s	you go face to face all the time
450s	dire must be going on here
452s	zuyana turns again
454s	and putting yourself forward as the
456s	front of the group here and says well
458s	the fact that we five are together
461s	should tell you how dire things are for
463s	the world
465s	just outside this cathedral on the west
468s	is a great which will lead you down into
469s	the sewers
471s	you need to head along it until you can
473s	find the home of a nodon called naressa
476s	theresa must be saved she is one of the
479s	few nodon who has not completely
481s	succumbed to this map
483s	will be key for heroes to win here
486s	be wary as keropak himself is there
490s	if he ambushes you
492s	just run
495s	do you guys have any questions for the
497s	generals or anything that you'd like to
498s	ask or talk amongst yourself now that
501s	you've been introduced you're all kind
502s	of side-eyeing and eyeing each other up
505s	a little bit i'd imagine
508s	i would like to turn up towards my
510s	general krill
512s	and be like general krill
514s	you cannot possibly expect me to work
516s	with the fools of sarah doman much less
519s	the elves of saren
521s	is this really necessary
525s	trust me jaxes
527s	if there was any other way
529s	it wouldn't be here
531s	but
533s	you four must forge a bond
535s	go now
540s	that was worth it to hear that voice
543s	[Laughter]
555s	ah let me um just have some water
560s	okay
561s	yeah carol looks up at zeliana and says
564s	i mean i hate to agree with the filthy
567s	demon but
568s	he almost has she almost has a point i
571s	mean
572s	can we work together what if what if
575s	that thing kills narissa
578s	if we look to sarah doman all will point
581s	us to one direction the fate of
583s	everything lies on the heroes of gilano
586s	and to u4 it's only with our powers
590s	combined we can save everything that we
593s	know and everything that is righteous
595s	all praise to sarah doman
599s	ray sarah doman
601s	you're right my lady i'm sorry
610s	oh so these seem like really dire
612s	straights so this isn't often you know
615s	in fact
616s	previous iterations these generals have
618s	been going at each other and here they
621s	are in a room seemingly
623s	surrounded by bookcases underneath the
625s	cathedral itself
627s	with their gods dealing with things
629s	above
632s	how does this affect you guys how does
634s	it make you feel
636s	very jarring it's like
638s	he almost has a you know carol being a
641s	mother of three almost has a fear of
644s	detracting some purse from these
647s	vile monsters surrounding her but she's
650s	keeping strong for
652s	her lord sarah diamond
656s	gossip we've already heard anything from
658s	your characters and how they feel how do
660s	you think uh gossip how do you think
662s	mirren would be taking all of this in
664s	said like she's she's like likes to poke
666s	the cat a little bit is she gonna poke
668s	the bear in hell where or
670s	no i'm kind of debating poking the cat
674s	um still to get over
676s	uh you know i love saren right
679s	we'd be besties um so not really sure
683s	how to take it when um
685s	a new friend over here
686s	talked about the elves
688s	you know
689s	it's okay it's okay my eye is on you oh
692s	together with you i think it's gonna be
694s	great but you better watch your back
695s	because
697s	my dagger might just accidentally you
699s	know poke
703s	you may take comfort in the fact that i
705s	feel the same way
707s	oh it's mutual
709s	i see
711s	i've been romance
714s	how about tikka so as a as a bard as
717s	somebody who really gets in the middle
719s	and who leads and is charismatic we'd
721s	expect you to really kind of be trying
723s	to bond the group how do you think
724s	you're gonna manage that
728s	um
729s	well i
731s	tikka isn't actually concerned
734s	too much
735s	you would say um
738s	if
739s	if this is what armadill wants then
741s	obviously he has a plan and we should be
744s	doing this
747s	armadillo is busy
749s	criara should probably be going with us
752s	but if he's not going to it's fine
755s	um i believe that we put aside our
757s	differences just long enough to get this
759s	mission done
760s	what we have here is more important than
762s	our petty squabbles
765s	okay
768s	you speaking like a true armor delivery
771s	yeah don't wake it up okay
775s	it's six in the morning
778s	there's been a very early wake-up call
780s	for some of our influencers today um so
783s	we thank them for coming on here and i'm
786s	sure that their mugs of coffee will help
788s	what we're going to do now uh is take
790s	you guys to the entrance of the sewers
793s	and uh
795s	i don't think you guys have seen this
797s	yet so we're gonna
798s	activate that map and uh
802s	pass you guys over here so
805s	um do you guys want to think of a
806s	matching order like who wants to be at
808s	the front who wants to be at the back
810s	that kind of thing i would have thought
812s	uh temer and tikka at the back there
814s	with
815s	miriam and carol up front maybe
818s	oh yes carol wants to take the lead she
820s	doesn't have these names
822s	to be sure
824s	yes if the human would like to thrust
827s	herself into battle she is more than
829s	happy to do so
831s	i may be leading the charge but i am
834s	keeping my eye on you specifically
838s	i would like to go oh careful there's a
840s	rock
844s	i'd like to go before it's more because
846s	i am superior
848s	wow
852s	why don't you guys um
863s	i just want to lean forward a little bit
865s	and just like
867s	hot breath like right by her ear and
870s	just be like
873s	i cry
878s	i don't need to roll for that i cried
880s	i think i'm
882s	intimidated
895s	[Laughter]
897s	i'm running the marching band
902s	these are
904s	quite well created actually so solid
906s	brick work throughout
908s	real paving stones
910s	very very noxious smell coming up almost
915s	like you have to catch yourself a few
917s	times it's a little bit tricky but you
919s	quickly get used to it there's fungus
921s	growing everywhere there's a lot of
922s	trash
923s	um but they're quite large so they're
926s	easily a few town now
928s	just ahead of your you should be able to
930s	see there towards the end of the first
932s	pipe you can hear the clashes of battle
935s	and you know down here
937s	that there's definitely going to be some
939s	of the node and dragon king but what
941s	they might be fighting
942s	is uh let's let's find out
946s	so we'll leave it over to you guys you
949s	can move along the map as much as you
950s	want you can take a look you can see
952s	what's there you can speak to each other
954s	it is purely over to you
958s	so um we're hearing these from the
960s	eastwood right
962s	right exactly so so so that this is a
965s	pipe that you guys are in and it leads
967s	down okay so you've seen it there
970s	there looks to be
972s	two um
974s	figures fighting down there
977s	obviously a node on dragonkin
979s	what appears to be some kind of demonic
981s	addo with a huge white skull
984s	on its head
987s	now
990s	these guys are so locked in battle at
992s	the moment
993s	but they haven't seen you guys
995s	don't know you're there there is maybe a
998s	five foot drop down
1000s	so you can either go straight into
1002s	battle
1003s	or you can try and work our way around
1005s	it you can try and stealth around
1008s	entirely up to you guys i'll give you
1009s	guys a minute to talk about it amongst
1010s	yourself as your characters would
1013s	uh and uh yeah i'll pass it over to you
1018s	um would i recognize
1024s	let's go with jax's first what was
1027s	nevermind
1028s	uh so i was gonna ask if my character
1030s	recognized that demonic shadow
1033s	why don't we have you guys uh
1037s	i'm gonna quest a roll from you in fact
1040s	yeah
1041s	that's temple let's do
1043s	let's see let let's have a little
1045s	history check i think this might be or
1047s	yeah you which which would you prefer do
1050s	you think history or nature are you
1052s	looking to see
1053s	what you might have seen in books or
1055s	what you've seen in the natural world
1057s	um which one do you think is more
1059s	appropriate to tamil in this case being
1061s	the nasty demon warlock that you are
1065s	probably books history books
1068s	stream okay
1070s	so you should now see there's a history
1072s	check let's have it first roll
1075s	see what you can see
1077s	first roll the sesh
1084s	[Music]
1091s	oh my brain it's just expanding at an
1094s	exponent huge all right all right
1098s	galaxy
1100s	you guys should be able to see a
1101s	slightly better picture on your screen
1103s	right now you can click off that anytime
1105s	as can our lovely producers in the
1107s	background there
1109s	so you can see that they've got some
1110s	kind of claw mechanism on them
1113s	um they've definitely got some kind of
1115s	wings on the back so you recognize this
1117s	as a fallen human who's become a shadow
1121s	almost like a ghost or a ghast or
1123s	something of themselves in the previous
1125s	life
1127s	so interesting um
1130s	what is it doing down here
1132s	it's very stressful it must be
1136s	intuition would say perhaps
1140s	this is uh what's happened to the souls
1143s	down here who are always under here
1146s	obviously they're fighting the dragon
1147s	king defender at the moment but the node
1149s	on dragon can believe of course
1152s	uh
1153s	you know they're trying to fight to save
1155s	the world but they're under the
1157s	influence
1158s	so you guys are going to try and save
1160s	naressa so carry on
1164s	right um
1166s	i kind of turn to my rin and i go
1169s	you use crystals for armor and stuff
1172s	don't you why don't you go first
1174s	well what happened to the uh the bravery
1176s	of the uh of the mom of three you don't
1180s	want to go first
1181s	i'm happy to go first i mean i have to
1183s	represent aaron anyway so
1186s	might i suggest a more
1188s	tactical approach
1190s	we're not here for these two as far as
1192s	i'm concerned this note on is distracted
1194s	maybe we should get around it we have
1196s	more pressing concerns
1199s	oh do you see the crates we could hide
1201s	behind
1219s	you're up high on a pipe right now
1221s	they're 25 feet along from you
1224s	and maybe 5 to 10 feet below you
1227s	so
1229s	the issue here is how are you going to
1231s	get down
1233s	how are you going to stealth around
1235s	or are you going to go for a sneak
1236s	attack and how are you going to divide
1238s	your forces if you do that
1242s	i do think we should go first attack i
1244s	think that's the best bet
1246s	it's rather loud in here as well
1249s	there's three pipes one from the north
1251s	one from the east and one from the west
1253s	all chucking water down
1256s	at this kind of huge pace
1258s	so
1259s	you've got to consider that as well
1261s	right
1263s	so we do have uh you might be able to go
1265s	around this thing
1267s	if you want to try
1269s	i'd say
1270s	birds first
1273s	words first all
1275s	right if there's pipes we could distract
1278s	it to make it look a direction i see
1279s	there's a definite hacking order here
1284s	[Music]
1286s	this guy
1288s	i like going for your knees
1299s	you're in for a rude awakening i'm gonna
1301s	shatter that rule
1302s	okay
1306s	to help uh tikka out when he goes i'd
1309s	like to
1310s	pass the turkey around this area
1313s	um and maybe
1314s	have it like a like a dragon kids roar
1318s	you know like as the dragonkin is going
1320s	to get oh
1322s	yeah
1324s	okay should probably go south
1326s	so harold casts
1330s	and a huge roar erupts from the northern
1334s	sewer pipe
1338s	and instantly
1340s	both drop down stop attacking and look
1344s	to the north
1345s	they run over as if a great rat goes
1352s	okay okay um i'd i'd like to use
1355s	if i can i'd like to use flight to jump
1358s	across to the eastern pipe without
1362s	dropping into the room below
1365s	sure you have no problem doing that you
1367s	instantly and i'll just move you across
1370s	oh okay you tell yourself
1375s	you instantly float over
1378s	now
1378s	no problem because you're higher up most
1380s	of you guys
1382s	if you're trying to guess this you're
1383s	still going to need to make a stealth
1385s	check
1386s	and you're going to need to do that with
1388s	advantage
1389s	however some of you have some rather
1392s	clunky armor on
1393s	so cow oh boy i'm gonna need a normal
1396s	check from you
1398s	okay and
1400s	um mirin i'll need a normal check from
1403s	you well so ten more we'll do your check
1405s	first you've got advantage
1407s	so let's
1408s	pop in a couple of stealth checks then
1410s	we'll take the highest
1412s	so there's one for you and
1415s	there's another
1418s	okay so you've got 10 on the first let's
1420s	try for set
1422s	oh sorry so carol got 10. uh carol i'm
1425s	sorry yeah
1427s	that's all right uh jack says you you
1429s	make your role so there'd be two roles
1430s	in the chat for you now let's see how
1432s	you get on oh i see okay with advantage
1437s	nice
1439s	yep so you're you're absolutely fine to
1441s	go past
1442s	carol however as she's so
1445s	enthused
1447s	to get going
1448s	comes down here
1450s	we're gonna press pause here um oh no
1452s	we'll let them all get over actually so
1454s	temple gets over there however
1456s	um
1457s	the dragonkin and the shadow turned
1460s	around
1461s	realizing of course that carol was using
1464s	her cheek little stunts
1467s	recognize her there so we can roll for
1470s	initiative guys
1484s	whoever passes their stealth checks come
1486s	on guys
1487s	i like you exactly unfortunately
1491s	also my initiative is not a natural one
1493s	so you know getting the ones out of the
1494s	way
1498s	um we've got carols
1500s	so far so just click on the fist
1504s	there's miriam mirren's in uh five
1507s	uh so far it's just you
1511s	hey here we go
1513s	okay
1515s	um i'm gonna date mirror next it didn't
1517s	go in for some reason let's pop you in
1520s	okay
1521s	so first up in combat
1524s	is temple
1527s	sure is
1528s	ah
1530s	become a common occurrence
1532s	so i'm going to unfortunately i agree
1536s	the dragon kid
1538s	and i would like to
1540s	cast
1542s	wait hang on
1544s	you know what let's start this off with
1546s	a bang i would like to cast eldritch
1549s	blast right at the uh
1553s	oh the demonic shadow yeah
1556s	yes
1557s	okay
1563s	so um yeah go for it so you wanna go
1566s	into your spell book
1569s	that's right yes okay don't worry
1571s	everyone just like figure this out
1573s	oh don't forget
1578s	that's right so
1582s	um let's see it so 14
1584s	hits
1585s	the demonic shadow
1588s	okay
1590s	and then damage
1597s	just gonna show what that looks like the
1599s	uh screen there
1604s	no that's me doing it so there's a
1607s	purple
1611s	that's cool blast just managed it
1614s	and you managed to run a whopping
1618s	eight points of force damage so the
1621s	shadow as this purple
1623s	comes forth from your demonic hands
1627s	hits the demonic shadow and they all
1628s	matter over but they manage to catch
1630s	themselves turn over having not seen you
1633s	and begin hissing
1635s	towards bearing these huge weapon
1637s	eyeballs in their
1639s	hands why don't you pick on someone own
1642s	size
1661s	my height advantage here and since i am
1663s	fancy i'm gonna use the crossbow
1667s	oh i'll hit the um i'll hit the demonic
1670s	shadow can i hit him here
1673s	absolutely yeah you're well within range
1674s	you're absolutely fine
1677s	okay into her hand crossbow
1680s	i i don't know what i'm doing
1684s	there we go
1685s	all right um you've got this you know
1687s	what you're doing yeah
1691s	okay so in the chat hold on
1695s	uh you should be able to do it without
1697s	but we can uh check that quickly if it
1699s	does need that
1702s	i wouldn't well so okay i just i just
1705s	attack on the hand crossbone it says it
1706s	needs addition when none was
1708s	designated so i'm sure let's uh
1712s	let's get it going for you do you forget
1714s	to bring your bolts
1715s	okay
1716s	maybe pretty good who doesn't right
1719s	happens to the best of us
1721s	so the hand crossbow
1724s	and you get a an apron
1727s	so that's solid hip
1729s	and you're going for the shadow as well
1731s	right
1732s	yeah so i'll click him right okay
1735s	uh yep um that's all fine that's all
1738s	good you've got a soft hit there
1740s	let's um unless you do you want to go
1742s	for it yourself
1745s	oh no please i'm not i'm clicking things
1748s	nothing's happening i'm not sure what
1750s	i'm doing here i'm learning it's fine
1753s	you've got the damage button under hand
1755s	crossbow
1757s	okay
1759s	and just press that and then normal
1762s	great there you go
1765s	so the crossbow
1767s	shoots through
1768s	into
1770s	the uh demonic ship
1772s	and you take off set points of damage
1774s	pretty good so erdo's been hit now
1778s	unfortunately
1780s	the shadow you kind of noticed that in
1783s	fact i'm going to ask for an inside
1784s	check
1786s	inside
1787s	yeah
1788s	yeah just to see if you recognize
1791s	something so we'll pop that in the chat
1794s	then of course
1795s	because you're doing it it's up to you
1798s	if you tell the other players what you
1799s	learn
1802s	so if you click the dice next to your
1804s	side check normal indeed
1811s	see you notice that something's off with
1813s	damage and perhaps you would have a
1816s	little bit more
1818s	than that on a normal creature so
1820s	perhaps
1822s	because it's not magic damage you're not
1824s	doing as much yeah okay all um i'll
1827s	shout i'll shout
1830s	i'll shout it to the rest of them um
1832s	it seems to have a resistance to field
1834s	weapons use magic
1837s	so you know right that's my plan
1841s	okay so the shadow looks up at you
1844s	realizes that it's not gonna get too
1846s	quickly
1848s	looks at the defender scowls at it and
1851s	moves directly over to cow now
1855s	offender goes to attack looks around and
1858s	sees a greater threat among you all and
1860s	doesn't attack the shadow at this point
1865s	it's a little bit worrying for you guys
1868s	so carol
1870s	let's see how you fare against some
1873s	claws
1877s	oh
1891s	carol knows better easily the war hammer
1894s	gets in the way sure what kind of whip
1896s	would carroll have and why for this uh
1899s	particular kind of uh rebuttal
1903s	she would say uh you need a pedicure
1905s	darling and you know
1908s	you're ready to swing back
1913s	absolutely so now
1917s	we have carol in fact
1921s	yes
1924s	here we go
1926s	yes let's see what you're gonna do
1929s	my fingers right at his face and i want
1932s	to cast flame
1937s	all right so rather than you hit with
1939s	saving flame
1941s	oh yes um i'm gonna see if i can dodge
1944s	this
1946s	right right oh yeah he needed the uh
1948s	deck steve
1951s	no problem at all
1952s	so the fire comes out of the ceiling of
1955s	the sewer goes down to him and some
1958s	smallness gases do explode around but
1961s	this particular show manages to dance
1963s	and dodge out the way leaving around
1965s	your fire i'm afraid
1967s	it does not hit
1970s	oh
1973s	this is pathetic
1989s	please at all times makes far more
1991s	precedent tonight
1993s	so
1996s	at this point defender recognizing the
1999s	obvious attack advantage carol
2003s	comes behind
2005s	now
2008s	knowing
2009s	that it can uh
2012s	get both you and the previous adversary
2015s	in one hit
2018s	it casts almighty fire breath
2023s	um and i will
2026s	pass that round just to show that it
2028s	does hit both
2029s	and the dragon
2034s	[Music]
2036s	so um both
2038s	carol
2039s	and
2040s	uh
2041s	the demonic shadow are gonna have make
2043s	some dexterity saving throws here guys
2045s	so i'll do the demonic shadow first but
2049s	let's see how that does so he passes oh
2051s	he's fine
2052s	he passes
2053s	he's fine but
2055s	oh that's the camera
2057s	nice
2066s	this is quite a high spell as well so i
2068s	apologize but i wanted to set the tone
2070s	for the adventure
2073s	oh my god
2075s	let's go
2080s	[Music]
2088s	24 points of health so two-thirds of all
2091s	hit points
2094s	and demonic shadows smell what the
2096s	dragon can are cooking
2098s	let's go it's
2102s	i cool like we've made a mistake it's
2103s	girl
2107s	carol is quickly becoming one of our own
2109s	scented candles
2112s	[Laughter]
2114s	[Applause]
2115s	[Music]
2122s	would you like to help
2124s	crystal help
2127s	you just crystals
2130s	we do in fact passed it over to mine
2133s	gossip carl you've just seen carol
2136s	pretty much
2137s	set on fire
2139s	um
2140s	there's small pockets of air still
2142s	bursting with flames gasses around
2146s	it's causing makeup is so flammable
2151s	um
2154s	so for my character having seen carol
2156s	just like like a candle that like as
2158s	much as i don't like having just my hair
2160s	not like really a fan but i don't like
2162s	the fact that she's got hurt and that
2164s	that that i'm sad now and so what i'm
2167s	gonna do is i'm gonna look at tamora
2170s	from across the
2171s	sewer and just be like let me show you
2173s	how it's done and
2176s	all right and so i'm gonna because it's
2180s	magic face we figured that out i'm gonna
2183s	use my frost brand long sword because
2186s	it's got frost magic on it i'm assuming
2189s	and i'm gonna be
2192s	this is probably the dumbest thing i'll
2193s	ever do i'm gonna run
2196s	i'm gonna
2197s	run and try
2198s	jump on top of the the
2201s	um
2203s	[Music]
2205s	playing base on my character
2207s	um right on top of this i want the
2209s	dragon with my with my frost sword and
2212s	i'm going to try to do
2213s	check out of it like take it down like
2216s	like here's what we're going to do
2221s	yeah we're getting an acrobatics check
2224s	into the chest
2226s	if you can get this then allow you to
2229s	make the attack with advantage
2231s	let's see how it goes
2233s	not one watch
2236s	watch
2238s	show me how it's done
2239s	show me how it's done
2251s	that's good good because so you only got
2254s	a knife but because you're naturally
2256s	acrobatic as an elf you add a five
2259s	modifier to them
2261s	yeah so 14 so what you guys see
2265s	so carol's looking up and suddenly
2267s	there's a flying elf who lands on the
2270s	dragonkin
2271s	we're gonna say for the sake of this
2275s	knocks the dragonkin prone and now has
2277s	two attacks to make as a fighter
2281s	as the knights
2287s	i didn't think i'd get this far so um
2290s	i'm very happy right now um so what i'm
2293s	gonna do
2294s	is
2296s	i will first of all my chair is just
2297s	like making me sink
2299s	um
2301s	it's the fear okay um so what i'm gonna
2303s	do
2304s	is in the process i want to yell
2307s	uh or saren that'd be pretty cool and
2310s	just whack the heck out of the
2315s	you've got two attacks now anybody who
2317s	attacks this dragonkin before their next
2320s	term will have advantage because you've
2322s	knocked them on the floor they're
2323s	literally lying on their front you've
2325s	got one foot on the small of their back
2328s	go for it you've got advantage
2331s	so inch okay
2333s	into your character in it right like
2335s	have your
2336s	strand long sword
2346s	so highlight over the long sword
2349s	and then to the left the dice will
2350s	appear click the dice
2354s	and then that will appear in the chat
2359s	there you go
2360s	so first of all click attack and choose
2363s	advantage so advantage is where you roll
2365s	two dice and you take the highest amount
2367s	so that's why it's so powerful for you
2369s	guys right now
2370s	especially with carol
2373s	yep hit attack in the chat
2375s	i'm so scared must be in that one
2378s	normal
2380s	no advantage
2384s	[Laughter]
2387s	so a 22
2390s	is a massive hit
2392s	so gossip cole myron has just absolutely
2396s	flattened under the boot let's see how
2398s	your first attack does that's a solid
2400s	hit no you have two options with a frost
2403s	brand long sword so because of the long
2404s	sword you can use it one-handed and have
2406s	your shield ready for the next attack or
2408s	you can do it two-handed and in which
2410s	case you won't be able to have the extra
2413s	armor class so the extra two or three
2415s	that you get from your shield there i
2416s	think it's actually three for you
2418s	because you've got that special shield
2419s	that we talked about previously so it's
2422s	entirely up to you
2423s	knowing my luck i'd like to have the
2425s	shield please
2427s	sure
2429s	i'd like to just protect myself
2432s	absolutely so let's just roll the normal
2435s	damage button
2437s	so if you hit the damage and then normal
2440s	we'll be all good
2445s	okay
2446s	okay
2447s	so
2448s	you've got
2450s	no your normal damage is 12 points
2454s	it's the normal slash so you you put
2457s	down the blade straight into the small
2459s	back
2460s	of the dragon kenny arches up
2463s	and instantly the ice begins seal around
2467s	the wound that you've just created and
2468s	crack open
2470s	uh in right in between the drag kin
2471s	scales for the long sword
2474s	fantastic so fifth 15 points of damage
2478s	pretty good
2479s	and now
2481s	as a knight
2482s	you have your second attack
2488s	the heck out of it again
2490s	absolutely go for it
2492s	and then it's time
2495s	i'm gonna
2497s	be salty and busy tim are you watching
2499s	and then
2501s	no i'm absolutely not watching by the
2503s	way chris i'm like picking up my nails
2506s	[Music]
2511s	i just picture her
2513s	this is what happens when you find a
2515s	stranger in the alps she's just
2517s	screaming at the dragon again stabbing
2519s	it over and over
2520s	mom are you
2521s	[Music]
2535s	sun is out so you oh bless
2540s	so you hit with advantage on this second
2543s	because he's still not grown right yeah
2545s	so the guy
2546s	guy stays prone until the tower
2562s	the next three sessions we will not have
2564s	another actual 20. i love it
2566s	[Laughter]
2569s	so gossip if you could hit damage and
2572s	then critical so what critical does is
2575s	it rolls twice the dice
2578s	so not only will your slashing damage be
2581s	uh critical but so were your frost
2583s	damage
2585s	that's a lot of damage damage
2590s	i
2591s	know you didn't oh look at those guys
2595s	19 points of damage wow
2599s	now
2600s	i'm also going to ask you gossip to make
2603s	an inside check about something that
2605s	you've just noticed as you put your cold
2607s	cold sword in
2609s	if you could click the dice next to your
2611s	name in the ch
2615s	this normal
2618s	is yeah
2632s	what just happened but um i can promise
2635s	you that something did
2639s	so
2639s	um with mind added that on
2642s	that's the end of the first round of
2644s	combat
2645s	we are going to pass him back
2649s	sitting lofty above the perch with temmo
2653s	just surveying like
2655s	i could do that
2657s	oh i felt like that are you kidding me
2660s	okay is the dragon king still alive
2665s	yeah about
2666s	the dragonkin is more alive than carol
2668s	right now
2674s	i can kill them right now and no one
2675s	would ask
2676s	i'm just saying it'd be so easy
2679s	i want to know
2680s	uh yeah i would like to
2684s	i don't know if i want to use fire
2685s	apologies yet
2687s	i'm right there what
2696s	we're gonna say that you've each got
2698s	your own
2699s	personal stone so you can talk back to
2701s	your generals or whoever at any point
2704s	and uh
2705s	jax is you here
2710s	oh for sure okay fireball right in the
2712s	center
2714s	oh my god
2719s	okay okay
2723s	oh god no
2726s	it works so hard
2729s	okay maybe i won't do horrible
2732s	[Music]
2744s	everyone's kind of like in a line like
2746s	bam bam bam bam in front of me they're
2748s	not like in a cube except well myron is
2750s	on top of a dragon
2753s	yeah uh so
2755s	they're in the space next to the dragon
2757s	came with one foot holding the dragonkin
2760s	down prone
2761s	okay
2762s	that makes sense i don't even know if
2764s	fireball would encompass everybody
2766s	anyway
2768s	although you do have i would have an
2769s	advantage on the dragonkin on the ground
2776s	i you know what
2780s	just just to be a little bit of a troll
2782s	i think i'll cast acid splash on the
2784s	dragon
2786s	oh
2787s	so acid splash has a fairly low um punch
2791s	on it so are you going to get down and
2792s	dirty
2793s	oh it does doesn't it okay
2798s	i don't want to leave my high and mighty
2799s	perch why do i
2801s	guys if you hit the dragon king you do
2804s	get advantage so if you hit with an
2806s	eldritch blast or something else you're
2808s	still gonna have advantage on it
2810s	okay
2813s	which bolt isn't very far either
2825s	you're fine
2826s	i think that would be funny if i witch
2828s	bolted him and then suddenly lightning
2830s	underneath the
2831s	elf dragon okay sure which bolt
2835s	[Music]
2837s	okay
2839s	so don't forget to target the dragon kin
2841s	so you can right click press the target
2844s	get your uh cool little emperor cackle
2847s	on there you go
2850s	okay and then
2851s	which bolt
2853s	i would like to cast the spell
2858s	there we go
2859s	[Music]
2860s	okay
2862s	let's go that's a solid yeah
2864s	yeah
2867s	let's just
2870s	nice sorry
2872s	that's all right i put that in um
2875s	22 points of damage
2879s	as your witch bolt easily finds its mark
2884s	and instantly
2885s	this node on dragonkin is on the floor
2888s	just
2891s	absolutely in spasms
2894s	unable to do anything with one foot down
2897s	you notice that very tentatively at the
2899s	last second myron removes her heavily
2902s	armored boot
2903s	less
2904s	the um
2906s	just in case the uh the bolts crackle up
2911s	and
2912s	it's okay
2913s	you can hold it down with your witchery
2915s	[Music]
2916s	yeah
2918s	which warlocky and i want to look right
2920s	at meyer and i will say oh i'm sorry
2922s	were you using that
2926s	oh i'm just gonna brush off my armor
2929s	like
2930s	[Laughter]
2934s	so
2936s	um the good news is that the dragonkin
2938s	now looks roughly as dead as carol
2949s	i love that too we're gonna park
2952s	we're gonna pass it over to tikka
2958s	tikka
2959s	i'm just i'm a little bit panicked for
2961s	carol here um
2964s	so i think i'm gonna um
2967s	i'm gonna make my way down there i'm
2969s	gonna leave my perch as the squishiest
2971s	character here
2973s	and um i don't know if i can do this i
2976s	want to catch i want to cast um
2979s	cure wounds
2980s	on her so i want to make sure i can
2982s	actually get down there to do that
2983s	because i have to touch the person i
2984s	think oh i read it correctly
2986s	yeah um
2989s	let me double check i don't think so i
2992s	think that it's got a range oh no touch
2994s	you're absolutely right yes
2996s	so yeah so you would have to float which
2998s	is fine for you as an aviancy no problem
3000s	at all
3001s	um
3002s	and then
3003s	yes everyone get in the center everyone
3006s	get into big nice box in the center
3008s	please
3014s	[Music]
3020s	one hour into the four series everybody
3023s	dies
3031s	[Music]
3035s	let's have you cast
3037s	your spell so you put a handle onto
3039s	carol's back
3041s	and you you you tell her don't worry
3043s	carol using this you will once again
3045s	live laugh and love
3048s	and uh
3049s	i'm gonna run it
3051s	i'm gonna run in a second level spell
3054s	okay i'm doing that right it just makes
3056s	it a little bit different that's
3057s	probably a good idea right now carol
3059s	took an absolute pain
3062s	oh oh it's all cast
3066s	healing and then just press the healing
3081s	gets hit points back so they're now 21
3084s	life again
3085s	so they're now significantly better than
3088s	the chicken who has been
3091s	apt
3092s	hit
3093s	shot at and everything else under them
3101s	i'm going to say something to carol on
3102s	the water on you know while doing this
3105s	um i said this is bigger than all of us
3109s	and that's about it yeah
3111s	yeah
3112s	yeah you tell them
3117s	um oh
3118s	um can i run a bonus action did i screw
3121s	up the order on that yeah no no
3123s	absolutely you can run a bonus tag pop
3124s	it down
3125s	um
3126s	so sorry uh
3128s	i wanna cast dancing rapier um let me
3132s	double check something real quick this
3134s	is gonna be this is gonna this is gonna
3136s	tilt my decision here
3139s	in this economy
3140s	uh
3141s	yes it does say it is a magic sword
3144s	yes i want to cast a dancing rapier
3147s	uh
3148s	sing it
3150s	behind the
3152s	i like him absolutely go for it yeah
3155s	so let's see the cast and then you can
3157s	place the token wherever you want onto
3159s	the battlefield there
3162s	okay
3163s	and so what we're gonna do is i'm gonna
3166s	place
3167s	that's okay i'm gonna do that you
3169s	um
3172s	let's say
3173s	yeah so can you guys see that square
3176s	so that square uh represents your
3178s	dancing rapier so
3180s	um what i want you to do now
3182s	is
3184s	essentially uh tikka has gone down
3187s	given carol some life and then thrown up
3190s	this dancing rapier into the air which
3192s	has flown directly behind the shadow um
3195s	and you as a bonus action
3197s	um
3199s	you can now use it to attack as well
3202s	so by all means
3205s	hit attack
3206s	and you'll be able to uh okay hope and
3208s	you'll get advantage because of where
3210s	carol is
3212s	so your shadow
3217s	which is how
3218s	um so e5 is an easy
3226s	just normal right
3227s	just normal yeah
3232s	the magical rapier
3234s	so it does fledged damage
3236s	means of damage
3238s	and the shadow looks a little bit rough
3241s	around the air guys good job
3243s	so is looking worse than carol
3247s	however
3263s	um
3265s	and
3266s	it turns itself into
3269s	a weird kind of like
3273s	score husk or something along those
3275s	sides like the ship
3277s	and you actually feel it go straight
3280s	through tikka
3281s	and it lands on the other side
3284s	now because it's incorporeal you're not
3286s	able to get any advantage attacks on it
3288s	or anything like that
3290s	and it comes up behind
3293s	afraid not
3294s	and it's going to attack tikka
3296s	absolutely seething with rage at the
3300s	light that came forward and the healing
3302s	power that came forward onto carol
3305s	so let's have a look please
3308s	i cannot roll for toffee
3317s	i tried to tell you guys
3320s	listen
3321s	i'm getting this all out of the way for
3322s	you know when i bring in the
3324s	seven-headed dragon later or something
3326s	so don't worry oh yeah no yeah
3330s	right
3331s	we're gonna kill you so cool visuals
3335s	the claws completely miss
3339s	no good no dice
3342s	that was just beautiful
3344s	uh carol over to you
3348s	i look at you can i just say um
3351s	i appreciate it i just wish someone
3353s	would take this seriously looking at
3355s	tamora
3356s	and
3357s	i would like to
3359s	uh you know the dragonkin is still prone
3362s	correct
3364s	correct
3365s	correct um
3367s	you know what uh i think i'm going to
3372s	because if i hit him with a
3374s	[Music]
3375s	sacred flame that doesn't have to get
3377s	advantaged does it
3378s	that's not really how sacred flame works
3381s	because because you need to make a
3383s	because it's prone it it makes a deck
3386s	save i believe with disadvantage
3389s	okay hit it with a sacred flame
3392s	absolutely
3397s	that's what we're going to say so
3401s	um oh you know critical my apologies
3414s	and we'll see what happens there we go
3420s	it's got a disadvantage so we need to
3422s	roll twice and take the lowest
3424s	so the on a nine
3427s	it would fail the deck save so you the
3429s	the sacred flame would come down hit
3433s	no problem at all
3435s	now
3437s	normally that wouldn't have happened but
3439s	because you're literally got a foot on
3442s	it you've got a witch bolt on going and
3444s	all this kind of stuff
3445s	um we're gonna say that that does happen
3449s	so
3450s	uh anything else for carol this time
3455s	um
3456s	well
3457s	bonus actions
3470s	the dragonkin defender
3472s	gets onto its feet no longer prone
3476s	uh and it's gonna use its
3478s	full movement for that
3480s	um and it's gonna turn to the dive
3482s	bombing elf mirin
3485s	i'm so scared
3489s	you should have thought about that
3490s	before you went back vomiting on the
3492s	dragon just thinking about killing it
3496s	that's all that matters
3500s	it's gonna attempt
3503s	to uh
3505s	use a piece of strength oh
3510s	oh dear
3512s	so really
3514s	dragging
3516s	i'm not doing very well today viewers
3519s	he is still being lightning then perhaps
3521s	that's why he got a natural one
3524s	it wasn't me first
3528s	you got the twenty right
3530s	gossip what i'm going to ask you to do
3531s	is to roll a d100 for me
3534s	uh because the attack was against you so
3537s	you see in the bottom right of your
3538s	screen there's um the set of dice so
3541s	there's the triangle the square etcetera
3543s	the one on the far right is d100 if you
3545s	press that
3546s	there should be a piece in the chat
3548s	comes up slash r1d100
3551s	and then you can hit return and you'll
3552s	roll a 1d100
3555s	we will then base that and see exactly
3557s	what happens so you get a 46.
3567s	no no this is so all of these things are
3569s	bad for the
3570s	person who fails so
3573s	the dragon kitten goes to smash down his
3576s	shield into you to knock himself over
3579s	and instead his shield goes through his
3581s	toe cutting off the front piece of two
3584s	of its toes uh and he's going to take
3587s	some damage
3588s	for that
3591s	oh that's good he's keeping his own butt
3594s	so he takes an extra four points of
3597s	damage and his movement is halfed next
3601s	turn so if he wants to move anywhere
3603s	it's gonna be difficult now having seen
3605s	this you're probably in fits of humor
3607s	right now gossip and it's your turn
3610s	i'm so excited so i actually have a dumb
3612s	question so since i have an animated
3614s	shield and it's floating above me and as
3616s	a knight i have two attacks if i wanted
3618s	to use the shield as like a bonus action
3620s	to like hit him in the face or something
3622s	could i do that or is that like not a
3624s	go-go
3626s	so you don't have a shield slam attack
3628s	on it the shield if you want to activate
3631s	it with your bonus action
3632s	um
3633s	will then stay in front of you and hover
3636s	in front so gossip girl's character has
3638s	an animated shield that will stay and
3640s	defend wherever she turns uh so myron
3643s	has that ability but you need to
3645s	activate it first and tell me you're
3647s	gonna activate it
3649s	okay and then you would still be able to
3650s	do two attacks but remember because
3652s	you've got that versatile weapon then be
3654s	able to do those attacks two-handed
3657s	so it's up to you when you use the
3659s	animated shield yeah i thought so i'm
3661s	gonna save it in case you get a
3663s	seven-headed dragon or something you
3665s	know
3666s	who'd do that you know who who would do
3669s	that
3670s	what kind of dm would send a
3672s	seven-headed dragon after us
3674s	plot twist
3676s	um what i wanna do is i
3679s	i'm gonna look at this um
3682s	this uh dragon kin and be like you
3684s	should have had your crystals and i'm
3686s	just gonna take it and just whack the
3687s	heck out of it again with my
3690s	awesome
3691s	i reckon if you hit with both of these
3693s	you could actually slay the dragonkin at
3696s	this point
3697s	perfect if it dies i want to yell and
3699s	everything
3701s	saren
3703s	migrant one day more zero just kidding
3706s	um
3710s	okay
3711s	wow
3712s	the sewers just got a lot darker from
3714s	that shade right let's uh
3720s	so it says it has no available uses
3723s	remaining that's okay we'll do that
3725s	don't worry try it now
3728s	usability
3730s	okay
3732s	and then attack at advantage because
3734s	right because he's got no time nope oh
3736s	no it's still advantage because carol's
3738s	flanking
3739s	so that's why you get advantage but it
3741s	did stand up so you wouldn't have had it
3743s	if carol wasn't flanking so carol was
3745s	providing that's careful right now
3747s	teamwork okay i'm just gonna attack it
3750s	hopefully
3762s	around in the sewer next to you maybe
3766s	the first attack misses completely to
3768s	one side
3769s	great good thing i got another one
3772s	okay firing zero
3783s	okay okay that one's a lot better that
3785s	one hits 21's a big solid hit
3788s	nice and then
3790s	damage
3791s	and then just normal
3809s	as a slash of cold rips through and
3811s	explodes into their chest and yes you
3814s	have defeated the dragonkin the first
3817s	one splashes into the water
3822s	and off he goes
3827s	[Music]
3829s	anything else
3830s	for you gossip
3832s	um what i would like to do is i still
3834s	have a movement and i know that tika and
3837s	carol are
3838s	i mean i obviously see i'm gonna i'm
3840s	gonna walk over there closer
3842s	to in hopes of um
3844s	helping them out if i could stand let me
3847s	see if i'm clicking the wrong thing huh
3849s	yeah like right there would be great
3851s	um sure feel free to move your character
3853s	across
3854s	i don't want to be like so remember
3857s	i was going to say if you go to the
3858s	square where my mouse is at the moment
3860s	secret would then have advantage
3863s	okay yeah
3864s	i appreciate it be nice i would like to
3866s	do that
3867s	[Laughter]
3869s	thanks for looking out
3870s	well like that that's it
3873s	before that we have
3875s	tamil temple you are normally the first
3878s	on the battlefield you're normally the
3879s	first to take blood
3881s	myron's beating you how are you feeling
3887s	should have been my kill yeah
3890s	i better watch your back
3892s	i hope your sword never gets sharpened
3894s	again i hope it stays perpetually dull
3898s	yeah i said it it'll look look at her
3899s	and be like i have a card cast fireball
3901s	i'm just kidding i'm not casting
3902s	fireball yet
3904s	uh
3904s	yeah so my witch bolts
3907s	if um if i understand which bolt
3908s	correctly it's just gone or can i like
3911s	shift it over to another person
3914s	we're gonna say no at this point because
3915s	it was it would have dissipated into the
3917s	swamp
3918s	okay
3919s	totally fine okey-dokey uh i'm thinking
3923s	i'm thinking another eldritch blast we
3925s	gotta we gotta go
3927s	i want something to go boom
3930s	okay
3932s	so to be fair you've only got one
3937s	i mean does she
3940s	i said you've only got one target but
3942s	that's up for debate right
3944s	oh yeah
3946s	hey my eyes try to hit me everyone dies
3950s	oh yeah uh-huh
3952s	that's my kill fair square
3955s	yes piss off the healer great idea
3958s	[Laughter]
3961s	there we go
3962s	i want these attacks solid solid hit
3966s	yeah i want him to go right by myron's
3969s	head like maybe singed her ear tiny tiny
3972s	like just zoom
3974s	you know sure let's throw damage and we
3976s	can uh
3978s	we can see how that goes that's a good
3979s	amount as well
3981s	oh god
3984s	okay so myrin
3987s	what you see is this small purple skull
3990s	floats past your head and takes
3993s	ever just like half a centimeter of hair
3996s	off of the side of your face just as it
3998s	goes past and hits the skull right in
4002s	and then the two skulls hit you see
4004s	flecks of bone going everywhere into the
4006s	sewers underneath
4009s	my hair
4010s	oops i missed
4019s	no one
4024s	[Music]
4034s	tikka
4036s	over to you sir
4039s	what are we thinking
4046s	uh
4049s	i don't i'm just gonna shout it dude
4051s	first of all i'm opening this up by
4052s	shouting at typically your allies are
4055s	down here would you watch your shots
4059s	but um not even waiting for
4073s	my little floating rapier friend um
4076s	can i move this thing or is it fixed in
4078s	its position yep absolutely you can use
4081s	your um
4083s	your bonus action i will move that for
4085s	you you tell me where you'd like it to
4086s	go
4088s	okay well um i'll put it right behind
4090s	the
4091s	right behind uh the demon that
4094s	excuse me i had to be more specific the
4097s	shadow
4098s	i was gonna say like come on dude
4102s	yeah right there you go
4105s	session one man just trying to kill each
4106s	other
4107s	all right and then um
4110s	so you just need to bring it up from
4112s	your uh
4114s	so for that attack you need to bring it
4116s	up from your uh character sheet and then
4118s	we'll be able to uh see how that does
4122s	okay
4123s	all right let me see let me pull it up
4125s	now is this uh this thing has like four
4126s	charges is this using another charge
4128s	every time
4129s	is it only used when i summon it or does
4131s	it use it every time i use it
4133s	yeah we're gonna say it's when you
4135s	summon it so you're fine you've got it
4136s	throughout because otherwise you'd be
4139s	a little bit weaker than the other guys
4141s	on the battlefield for sure
4143s	okay it'll be nice i'm i'm a forgiving
4145s	dm
4148s	ish okay
4151s	all right sorry um
4152s	[Music]
4154s	now does it matter if i'm using my bonus
4156s	action before my main action
4159s	or should i like with the intelligent
4161s	decision okay all right i just wanted to
4163s	make sure it wasn't like doing this
4164s	backwards and wasting time essentially
4167s	so okay so i'll go ahead and i'll go
4168s	ahead and attack it with the rapier get
4170s	that out of the way first um and it
4172s	rolls for advantage right
4174s	no it does not
4176s	no it does not hold on then ignore that
4179s	okay ignore that nothing happened
4181s	[Music]
4183s	nothing happened
4185s	um okay still a hit though
4187s	solid hit all right
4190s	so 21's are good here against this
4192s	shadow
4194s	oh that's a good hit too right like 12
4196s	points of damage like this thing is
4198s	looking like it's on its last legs now
4200s	you have your standard action available
4202s	to you
4204s	okay
4205s	now do i have anything that would make
4208s	sense
4210s	um
4212s	i know look at me here i can't just cast
4214s	eldritch blast on everything like some
4216s	of us here
4218s	i'm gonna i'm just gonna hit it with um
4222s	my dagger i'll just hit it with my
4223s	dagger it's better than nothing it's
4225s	right in my face and i don't have a
4226s	choice
4228s	now is this by chance the dagger of
4230s	guitar solos
4233s	oh right yes
4242s	so let's uh
4256s	oh
4264s	we're gonna see what he does to himself
4266s	it wasn't me
4268s	oh a knight yeah
4274s	so
4275s	remember me
4279s	no
4280s	you
4281s	go to slash with the dagger
4285s	um and now you're so focused on causing
4288s	this epic guitar solo worthy of led
4291s	zeppelin
4292s	that you
4293s	completely miss
4294s	and do a somersault forwards with the
4297s	pure momentum and end up falling thrown
4299s	on the floor in front of the shadow
4303s	[Music]
4307s	i point left that's gonna be so good too
4310s	[Music]
4311s	that was the shadow's turn
4314s	feels bad
4315s	this is oh this is just humorous the
4317s	shadow zammer
4320s	and cackles
4322s	and just goes ham with two attacks on
4325s	their claws with advantage on tica um
4333s	sure what's the question
4334s	um since i was right behind the shadow
4336s	if i wanted to because
4338s	like an attack of opportunity do i have
4340s	to be like right beside tika to do that
4342s	like if i saw like the shadow going to
4344s	attack could i do something since i'm
4345s	right next to it
4347s	no the shadow needs to move away from
4350s	your spaces and then you'd be able to
4352s	make an attack of opportunity
4353s	so it needs to be actively moving away
4355s	from you
4357s	yeah um
4359s	so the first attack hits tikka
4363s	and we're gonna say that that's all that
4365s	the attack does in case he dies
4367s	um
4368s	yeah
4374s	so because the uh because the shadow has
4377s	um
4378s	advantage on it the claws strike through
4382s	with huge psychological damage to tikka
4386s	tikka takes a whopping 30 points of
4389s	damage which takes them down to just
4391s	three
4392s	elf
4393s	whoa
4394s	and all tikka can think about are all
4397s	these insults that the shadow is
4400s	taunting it with about how he will never
4402s	make it and his band will never get off
4404s	soundcloud
4406s	so
4408s	the bad stakes
4418s	you can kind of hear what maybe an
4420s	avianzi crying sounds like through the
4422s	bubbles coming up out of the water
4425s	that was right
4430s	just out of there
4433s	before we go on to carol's turn
4436s	jaxis how is uh temor enjoying the show
4440s	down below
4442s	dude i brought along
4444s	some kernels not fully popped they're
4446s	just popcorn kernels and i'm just
4447s	tossing them in my mouth right now i'll
4449s	be like okay
4450s	now this is this is a good idea this is
4453s	entertaining that's weird you're weird
4457s	your face is looking like in do they pop
4460s	in your bowl yeah
4461s	you're like exactly yeah
4463s	like the hellfire just the mountain it's
4465s	like a pop rock
4468s	hellfire popcorn i like it
4472s	ah well at least we know that it's gonna
4473s	be salted and not sweet popcorn
4476s	right carol over to you
4479s	well carol wants to cast a
4483s	yeah like
4485s	myron can deal with it she's going to
4486s	cast secure runes on tikka right back
4488s	maybe a second oh bless
4491s	yes yes i'm gonna need some help
4494s	i want to see him get up on his own
4497s	oh shut up peanut gallery
4501s	hey they're popcorn shut up
4503s	chop your maroon balloon
4506s	how dare you
4507s	this is crimson hair with
4510s	you hear a faint whisper from the sewers
4512s	oh he needs some milk
4515s	he needs some milk
4520s	just stop it oh
4522s	hey that's
4537s	ghost shadow and just like like
4540s	if i'm looking at their like
4542s	outfit do they look like
4544s	maybe they were
4546s	a sentestinian
4548s	from the past or do they look like
4550s	someone who's
4552s	currently like maybe died like recently
4555s	from the war and ended up down here
4557s	somehow
4559s	so the the outfits pretty shaded in um
4563s	like black swirls
4565s	there's definitely some jewelry on them
4567s	why don't we make an inside check for
4569s	you we can see what's going on
4573s	and i apologize if i destroy any law
4576s	i can't believe you're trying to keep
4578s	your
4582s	thankfully i don't need to answer any
4584s	runescape law questions
4591s	hey i did my homework right let's uh
4596s	um like really like
4598s	that
4600s	yeah i mean they'd go well with carol's
4602s	pearls
4603s	so yeah it's getting them apprehensive
4605s	it's okay
4609s	however what i will do is i will throw
4611s	your bone and say maybe if it drops any
4614s	jewelry you can take a look afterwards
4616s	if you manage to defeat it
4620s	gossip curl are you gonna go two for two
4622s	in the kills today
4624s	you know what i gotta show off because
4626s	tamora has done nothing but to see
4627s	popcorn colonels and i'm the one
4629s	carrying everyone right now so i can't
4631s	believe this oh saren
4633s	i can't believe this is
4636s	so what we're gonna do is i didn't like
4637s	i didn't like you know
4639s	tikka seems pretty cool i i vouched for
4641s	carol i was you know but saved carol and
4643s	i'm gonna save tita so what i'm gonna do
4645s	is i'm gonna whack the heck out of the
4646s	shadow with the same with my uh
4648s	my sword again and i'm so excited let me
4651s	just uh
4654s	pop the there you go that should be good
4656s	to go now um now you won't have
4658s	advantage because tikka's on the floor
4661s	uh so there's no flanking there because
4664s	you you're not gonna flank with a wet
4666s	with a bird doing a duck impression so
4669s	let's uh
4671s	oh let's see what we can do because
4674s	it's like giving me this look like roll
4677s	let's see what you get oh my goodness
4679s	okay we can
4681s	do it
4684s	okay here we go
4686s	first one usability
4689s	and i got hit this button
4692s	you're getting used to it there you go
4697s	14 total is a hit
4700s	oh yeah
4702s	all right
4704s	let's go okay damn it you have a second
4706s	hit smile i do
4708s	it's a smile
4710s	dog cam okay okay nine points of damage
4715s	[Music]
4717s	okay oh it's okay i got another shadows
4720s	hanging off of its very tendrils and
4723s	it's beginning to fade out but it's
4724s	still there
4727s	oh god okay i'm gonna attack it
4730s	move my chair back over here
4734s	13 is just a hit
4737s	just nice
4739s	there you go if i get if i if this thing
4741s	dies i'm just okay i gotta i got a nice
4743s	little piece of dialogue it's gonna be
4744s	great
4745s	okay
4748s	[Music]
4759s	tell us your dialogue
4761s	as you whack
4763s	and the ice crushes through the shadow
4766s	let's hear it from myron
4769s	i'm so excited i'm gonna uh like take
4772s	out my sword after like after the shadow
4775s	just like dies i'm going to look at
4777s	tamora and point my sword and be like
4779s	that's two
4785s	i was so excited i almost dropped
4786s	everything
4793s	chris in retaliation to this i want to
4795s	look straight back at myron take one of
4797s	the kernels i want to pop it in my mouth
4798s	but like keep my mouth just open enough
4800s	that she sees it pop in my mouth and
4802s	then crunch
4804s	right down on the kernel
4806s	i won't say anything bad
4815s	through the bubbling water since i'm
4816s	still face versus just you just you just
4819s	hear tikas
4820s	i'm so glad i'm still alive
4826s	me too
4828s	carol wants to grab his arm and like
4830s	kind of hoist him up i'm not come on
4834s	i'm gonna go after okay
4838s	it's a shadow so you you guys have
4840s	survived your first combat
4843s	inside the sewers never again
4846s	[Laughter]
4853s	that's okay no i'm glad you guys enjoyed
4855s	it it's all part of the fun and i like
4857s	how it's all runescape themed that's the
4859s	main thing man
4861s	so
4863s	for you guys now where um
4866s	is you can see that there's a ten more
4868s	can see there's a nexus to the right
4870s	you guys would have to get up there
4872s	somehow
4873s	there's also an exit to the north again
4875s	it's higher up and there's an exit on
4876s	the ground level to the south
4879s	oh okay so there would have to be
4881s	if you want to get up on one of these
4883s	pipes and decide which way to go there
4885s	would have to be a check somewhere
4887s	um certainly this kind of seems like
4890s	where everything kind of comes in so you
4892s	can see crates on the floor um the
4894s	bodies of uh your downtrodden enemies
4897s	are there um and around the edges of the
4900s	circle you can see fungi plants
4903s	um and sconces which are lit which
4905s	obviously the sewer workers have to come
4907s	down there from time to time rats
4909s	scuttle around everywhere and cobwebs
4911s	hiding all kinds of nasty creatures of
4914s	course the smell
4915s	is almost overbearing at this point but
4918s	thankfully uh there was some small fire
4920s	which went on earlier which has got rid
4922s	of a fair amount of it
4923s	sorry carol
4932s	[Music]
4934s	um chris can i go into the center of the
4937s	pipe where i'm standing in and i will
4940s	push down a hand
4942s	oh come on now we haven't got all day
4945s	i'll reach out my hand and respond
4947s	firstly
4948s	first i'd like to ask deep demon what
4951s	can you see from what can you see down
4954s	that pipe is there an exit
4956s	that is actually a fair question aviancy
4959s	uh i what do i see
4961s	down the pipe so the pipe goes much
4964s	further down and it narrows into a five
4967s	foot space which you would have to go
4969s	down
4970s	a single file into
4973s	i have dark vision by the way like you
4975s	know i can see in the dark so like if if
4977s	it's dark i can i can see because i have
4979s	dark vision dark vision means you have
4982s	like i can see
4983s	like i have
4984s	dark i have dark fishing
4987s	yeah yeah no like if the lights are out
4989s	and it's like dark like i can still see
4991s	it's pretty crazy what is this dim light
4993s	i know who's going in the front like
4996s	i think actually
4998s	awesome well and that's metagaming
5000s	anyway so but no um yeah i'm going to
5002s	call back i don't miss the i see in the
5004s	dark you want to go first you want to
5006s	you know well hang on i need to call
5008s	down to you
5009s	it's a
5010s	narrower tunnel isn't there a door down
5012s	there as well
5015s	there's no door down uh there's no door
5017s	down there looks like it goes into a
5019s	another chamber eventually there is some
5021s	light but it looks like a pretty long
5024s	tunnel
5025s	okay um now
5027s	you guys are all mmo players right you
5029s	will play runescape
5031s	there's two bodies on the floor and none
5033s	of you have to click them to i mean none
5035s	of you have looted the bodies yet bro
5038s	i want the body shadow
5040s	i go to the shadows
5056s	yeah exactly that's right
5058s	so we we're gonna get carol to take a
5060s	look at this jewelry again and we'll
5061s	allow her to do it um
5063s	with advantage because you know there's
5066s	not battle raging around her at this
5067s	point
5068s	um
5069s	we'll see what you can see
5073s	is this investigation
5075s	uh we can do investigation yeah that's
5077s	no problem at all
5079s	so
5082s	yeah so let's do investigation i'll pop
5084s	it in and you can do it with advantage
5087s	oh sure
5091s	that's a lot better um well it's it's a
5094s	little bit better at seven
5096s	uh so
5098s	do you believe that this could be
5101s	um
5102s	an apologies if i say this incorrectly
5104s	senestion
5106s	uh it certainly looks like some of the
5109s	um
5111s	some of the symbols that you've seen
5112s	within the cathedral so some of the holy
5114s	symbols there for sure
5115s	so you would imagine that perhaps this
5118s	is somebody who came from like
5119s	priesthood or something like that within
5121s	the chapel perhaps
5124s	and it's very very close to the chat
5128s	right hmm
5129s	these might be catacombs
5133s	yeah let's look at the uh dragon kin
5135s	what's uh if i search through his
5137s	pockets what happens there
5140s	sure
5140s	so the dragon kin is much more simple
5144s	um there is a spear
5146s	a shield
5147s	a set of studded leather armor which
5149s	probably wouldn't fit any of you
5152s	um and a set of really interesting
5154s	mechanical looking gloves so these
5156s	gloves are like big red plate
5159s	um
5160s	carol sees them and instantly knows
5163s	that realizes that the dragon wasn't
5165s	breathing fire putting his hands out and
5168s	the fire was coming directly from these
5170s	gloves
5171s	it looks to me like a pair of gloves
5174s	that could shoot fire as and when needed
5177s	but
5178s	uh it will be a limited amount and you
5179s	would need to take them back to the
5181s	cathedral perhaps have one of the
5182s	generals look at fix them up for you
5186s	so something there so you've got those
5188s	ready for perhaps another adventure or
5190s	another strike force mission that the
5192s	generals may need you on i'm gonna make
5194s	a note of that so i'm gonna call these
5196s	dragons gloves
5198s	nice dragon's gloves and
5200s	i'm gonna pocket them
5202s	me oh
5204s	carol not the fire demon okay oh hey
5208s	it wasn't enough i didn't do anything
5209s	with fire come on
5214s	well i'm feeling a lot of discrimination
5216s	now okay guys listen
5219s	you and your popcorn up there i'm just
5222s	saying there's a reason everyone's on my
5223s	side i did my part
5225s	i i struck that dragonkin with lightning
5228s	i've stopped it from hitting the elf
5230s	what more do you want me
5232s	and she got all of her nutritional needs
5235s	that's true hey it's true it's true um
5239s	okay
5241s	all right just
5245s	um
5246s	when um when it comes time for trying to
5248s	get out this sounds really gross but
5250s	obviously we don't have a ladder
5251s	um is it possible to like stack the dead
5255s	bodies and like the crates and stuff to
5256s	create a ladder to get out gossip gossip
5259s	i'm reaching my hand down
5261s	and i just reach my hand down because
5263s	it's a stupid idea
5267s	i i would suggest that you use tikka to
5271s	um fly up and then help you guys up
5274s	if tikka is willing to do so um or you
5278s	will have rope within your backpacks
5279s	that you've taken with you and on your
5280s	person so you could create a rope down
5283s	if needed from any piece so it won't be
5285s	a massive issue for you because you do
5287s	have somebody who can fly
5290s	but
5292s	they're all degraded and disgusting too
5294s	so i thought it was that is all
5297s	contingent
5299s	and if tikka becomes unconscious
5302s	then that's and it is only a five-foot
5303s	drop if there's a larger drop at any
5305s	point
5306s	then that is contingent on tika being
5308s	conscious and also then allowing you to
5312s	uh do that so yeah five foot drop above
5314s	and below so nothing too crazy you could
5317s	certainly scramble up or use some rope
5319s	or help others up okay oh yeah i'll fly
5322s	i'll fly up in next to uh tamar and help
5325s	her pull
5326s	all the other two out
5328s	sure so you guys are gonna go directly
5330s	east yeah to start
5332s	i think easter's
5334s	east is best
5341s	and you can see this um
5344s	this piece moving forwards here
5347s	and you can see there that it goes into
5349s	this one single
5351s	uh kind of really
5354s	low sewer
5355s	[Music]
5356s	okay
5357s	um by the way chris
5358s	[Music]
5360s	as i pull
5361s	actually who am i pulling up is it carol
5363s	or myron
5365s	harry to pull me up up to you
5367s	okay
5368s	i pull my rin up and while when she
5370s	comes up i just put my hand on her
5371s	shoulder and i say zamarak would be
5373s	proud
5374s	and then i i turn and start following tk
5378s	oh
5379s	i'm gonna respond by uh
5381s	walking right up next to uh taymor and
5383s	be like
5384s	thanks for the haircut and then just
5386s	keep moving nice
5393s	i like it this is great it's great thank
5395s	you
5396s	good stuff it looks good so
5399s	thank you that seems to
5401s	the path seems to narrow up ahead who do
5404s	you think who do you who do we think
5405s	should go first
5408s	well me and tika took a bit quite a bit
5410s	of a beating back there so
5413s	myron had more any volunteers
5417s	i'm happy to go first considering i have
5419s	two kills and uh taymor has zero but you
5422s	know it depends uh do you have enough
5424s	popcorn to uh to lead us through you
5426s	wanted to go first anymore
5428s	oh i couldn't possibly take this honor
5430s	away from the shield maiden please by
5432s	all means
5437s	[Laughter]
5447s	okay do you want to um
5449s	i'll tell you what we're going to do
5451s	we're going to have you guys do a little
5454s	piece here so we're going to have myron
5456s	um make a deception check
5460s	uh
5461s	so myron i want you to try and make a
5464s	deception check against taymor
5468s	gonna make an inside check so they're in
5470s	the chat folks let's see how you guys
5472s	get on
5475s	okay oh that's pretty insightful how
5478s	about myron
5479s	oh boy oh
5482s	i'm not very deceptive
5484s	it's fair to say
5486s	that uh taymor can see completely
5489s	through this ruse
5493s	i decided to put this information away
5496s	for later and not speak of it and just
5498s	you know what i'll pat her on the back
5499s	again
5500s	and just like a little smile
5502s	like a half smile down in here so gossip
5505s	uh myron thinks she's got away with that
5507s	for sure
5508s	oh
5509s	hands i'm just gonna fix my fix my armor
5511s	except nothing happened and i'm just
5512s	gonna keep going come on guys let's go
5517s	i love it i love it gossip you're
5518s	awesome
5520s	okay all right
5522s	the way the way myron's going first i'll
5524s	be right behind her and then the two
5526s	squishies or do we want like the two
5528s	squishies in the middle in case
5529s	something comes behind just i'm
5538s	protect us protect us night vision demon
5542s	uh
5557s	you can see ahead of you there's a very
5560s	obvious opening in the passage maybe
5563s	100 feet away myron
5567s	so i'm gonna presume that you guys are
5570s	all um up together like that
5573s	yeah definitely all right yeah now i
5575s	need you all at this point
5577s	to make a deck saving throw please oh
5580s	god no one was recording for traps
5583s	would check the traps oh no
5586s	okay all thank
5588s	not really thank god deck save oh jesus
5591s	no
5593s	oh wait i think i did that wrong did i
5595s	do it
5596s	no i got it yeah
5598s	you've you've that's all right you've
5600s	all got it it's fine um okay
5602s	unfortunately
5603s	even
5604s	tame or the dextrous is not
5607s	quite well enough as the ground crumbles
5610s	beneath you none of you take any damage
5613s	but you all fall into the sewer below um
5616s	so the sewer above you now that you were
5619s	just on is maybe 30 to 40 feet in the
5621s	air and you're in a much more
5624s	a difficult area shall we say of the
5627s	sewer
5628s	uh and we're gonna just as you're kind
5630s	of getting your bearings and looking
5632s	around you and you get that accurate
5634s	smell again
5635s	um you look to to your side
5639s	and you see
5640s	um what looks to be
5643s	a couple more
5645s	of those shadows you saw
5650s	they're gonna
5652s	we're gonna roll for initiative guys
5656s	oh no no come on in this economy
5660s	we should have taken a rest
5662s	we should please i don't need at least a
5665s	short rest i wanted to cast your runes
5667s	of myself but uh how did i how do i okay
5670s	come on guys
5673s	gossip if you click the fist uh then you
5675s	can click the dice in there and you'll
5678s	be able to uh press it on there
5682s	there you go oh my god
5684s	there we go
5685s	click back to the chat so that's pretty
5687s	good however
5690s	the two shadows could see you guys
5692s	falling and they're gonna get a bonus
5694s	round on you before you guys get to go
5697s	okay okay
5699s	um well it was nice knowing you guys
5702s	oh my god i got it
5705s	oh it's fine we got this positive
5707s	attitude
5709s	one shadow run
5712s	and
5713s	uh clicks directly onto table
5717s	seeing them full
5721s	ow
5722s	oh it's my bones okay
5727s	i don't don't worry about what just came
5729s	up on the screen it's fine so six points
5731s	of damage
5734s	because it didn't have advantage so it
5736s	didn't get the additional psychic damage
5739s	like what happened with um
5740s	tikka earlier so just the plain six
5742s	slashing so
5744s	that's not so bad that's not that's not
5746s	too bad and then the other shadow
5748s	uh is gonna they're gonna try and split
5751s	the difference here and really come up
5754s	to one side of myron and go directly
5756s	onto myron
5758s	[Music]
5762s	uh completely mrs myron myron
5764s	hats off with the shield no problem at
5767s	all on those claws
5768s	okay so let's start combat proper now
5771s	we're going to begin with uh carol
5774s	so carol carol the dexterous um you've
5777s	seen that the these things have kind of
5779s	zoned in on both you guys and you're
5782s	kind of a little bit worried there what
5784s	are you gonna do
5786s	um okay
5788s	so
5788s	uh i'm going to
5790s	first of all
5791s	maybe
5792s	walk out a little bit 5
5795s	10 15
5797s	20 right there and um i'm going to
5801s	i think at first i'm going to focus on
5805s	healing a little bit so i'm going to
5807s	cast your runes on tica
5812s	[Music]
5817s	[Laughter]
5822s	there you go
5823s	you love to see
5825s	it okay so uh eight points of healing on
5829s	tatika that's really good
5831s	so and with my bonus action can i uh
5836s	summon my spiritual weapon
5838s	oh
5839s	here we go absolutely
5842s	cleric power activate let's go i'm going
5846s	to do it right behind
5848s	right behind this one because i'm not
5851s	too worried about tim
5853s	you've got advantage then on your first
5855s	attack go for it
5857s	go for it okay i didn't know that that
5859s	was the
5861s	yeah attack and then advantage
5864s	what's the weapon look like
5866s	okay
5867s	carol what kind of weapon are you going
5869s	to have here for your spiritual weapon
5871s	that's a good question thank you
5873s	the question i think
5875s	carol giant hammer
5878s	oh that's smart
5880s	so i have a giant hammer that strangely
5884s	looks like a meat tenderizer and i'm
5886s	going to have that activate and uh
5889s	slam the thing right across itself
5893s	yep let's go
5898s	this is like uh you're trying to make
5899s	philly cheesesteaks out of the shadows
5901s	here is that what's going on yeah i am
5904s	somebody played recipe for disaster
5914s	good job well look that's that's really
5916s	impressive stuff for a star there from
5918s	carol let's see what myron can come up
5921s	with myron the killer the cold-blooded
5924s	elf
5925s	yeah i'm two-for-one right now what
5927s	would you expect
5929s	hey it's yes yeah i'm not even gonna
5931s	deal with the comments from the peanut
5933s	gallery i'm gonna focus on getting a
5935s	three to zero is everyone just going to
5937s	steal my line about the peanut gallery
5939s	is that what's going on yes
5942s	um i'm gonna fair enough i'm gonna look
5945s	i'm gonna
5946s	take out my uh my uh long sword again in
5948s	the process i'm gonna say to carol well
5951s	played and then i'm just gonna uh attack
5954s	the shadow that's right in front of me
5957s	um
5958s	i hope hope this works
5962s	oh god
5964s	you're undefeated thus far go for it do
5967s	it
5968s	bet you won't manchester
5971s	it's normal right
5974s	yeah it's advantage because of the
5976s	spiritual weapon
5978s	that was what i was gonna say i was like
5979s	but then okay cool
5981s	oh i allow that one that's a house rule
5985s	okay i appreciate it we'll okay then
5993s	yeah not true 20 come on guys
5997s	oh
5998s	my god
6000s	i'm killing it
6002s	okay
6003s	all right
6004s	thank you you're never going to hear the
6005s	end of this
6006s	you see that table no probably not um
6010s	no i'm actually looking over i'm just
6011s	like
6012s	huh
6015s	write your crystals okay um
6017s	[Music]
6018s	damage and then critical
6022s	destroy it
6025s	oh my god 27
6027s	points of damage what is happening
6032s	hello
6034s	okay so now i'm
6036s	we should have done this previously but
6038s	because you've got um
6040s	[Music]
6042s	uh because you've got a critical i need
6044s	you to roll a d100 and see what it does
6046s	extra
6048s	nice here we go i'm so excited i love
6051s	this game okay
6058s	74. okay
6060s	oh
6062s	so
6064s	a result of you becoming so aware of
6066s	threats around the battlefield with your
6068s	awesome hit you're able to use the dodge
6070s	action after your attack here if you
6073s	wish so dodge sets it up so you you can
6076s	use a dodge action so that you like
6079s	wait for the next attack and then you
6081s	can dodge as a reaction so you've still
6083s	got another attack but you've got a
6084s	dodge in the background as well now
6087s	you know what i would love to use that
6089s	because if the shadow tries to attack me
6091s	i just want to
6092s	get out the way i think that'd be great
6094s	absolutely
6095s	so when you take the dodge action um
6097s	essentially you're going to be focusing
6099s	on avoiding all attacks um so if
6103s	somebody makes an attack against you
6104s	they have disadvantage
6106s	and you make any dexterity saving throws
6109s	of advantage as well so that's really
6111s	good but
6113s	more importantly than that
6115s	let's get your uh
6117s	let's get your next attack up yeah is
6120s	this going to be another attack one
6122s	round one round kill for the knight
6125s	god i hope so i'd love to rub it in
6127s	taylor's face let's go
6130s	attack the advantage again because of
6132s	the the
6133s	weapon behind the
6135s	shadow correct absolutely yeah
6138s	we've got to give a little bit of a well
6141s	done here to myself
6144s	no that's a hit
6146s	yeah you without your spiritual weapon
6148s	there that gives the advantage that
6150s	allows better things to happen so
6152s	there's a lot to be said for supporting
6154s	dungeons and dragons as i'm sure there
6156s	is in runescape and
6157s	you know those buffs and those little
6159s	extras that you guys get through potions
6161s	and stuff it's always worth doing oh
6162s	yeah
6163s	it's like an overload
6166s	yeah it's a good solid hit
6170s	um but it's not enough to take the
6171s	shadow down which would have been
6173s	absolutely epic for you guys to take
6176s	that down uh on the first hit but
6180s	not quite
6181s	as long as i go up at taymor's book and
6183s	like tamara just like oh
6185s	i win
6186s	[Laughter]
6189s	hey we still have like
6191s	a couple other games to play for this so
6194s	take your time
6197s	if i live that long
6200s	if cathar even freaking
6202s	lives
6205s	do they have life insurance in uh gilano
6208s	or is uh
6210s	have housing insurance no
6213s	you don't have live streams
6215s	because the world garden just keeps
6216s	coming back
6217s	the only person yeah it's just actually
6220s	is the world guardian because they keep
6221s	getting revived by our version of the
6223s	grim reaper
6224s	yeah but we have to yeah he's just like
6226s	you're not supposed to die yet he
6228s	charges you a fee and sends you out the
6229s	door
6230s	just put it on my
6241s	this shadow moves across and goes to
6244s	swipe at taymor but doesn't even get
6246s	close tamar bats it aside with
6250s	one no problem at all with the staff
6253s	skulls
6254s	so
6255s	tamar for now you're all good
6258s	tikka you've just noticed on your rear
6260s	flank a
6262s	um
6263s	one of these shadows has come up to you
6265s	what are you gonna do about it
6268s	oh god
6270s	okay well okay i got i gotta turn turn
6272s	my my bird here
6275s	turn the bird
6276s	turn the bird
6278s	turn turn the bird
6280s	i see you
6281s	i see you um
6283s	and now that i'm staring death in the
6285s	face i'm i'm gonna move i'm gonna move
6288s	over here
6290s	okay
6291s	so because there's one right
6294s	you've run away from that shadow it sees
6296s	you moving
6298s	out of its side
6300s	it's gonna take an attack of opportunity
6302s	at you
6303s	uh-oh ah it's fine it's not fine but
6306s	it's fine
6307s	it's not fun
6313s	don't worry
6314s	you you're not incapacitated so it's
6317s	fine you only take eight damage
6321s	oh so you're all good
6323s	eight points of damage
6327s	so as you go to run past
6336s	straight through the legs
6339s	ripping through your skin and seeing you
6341s	feathers fly everywhere
6344s	you still got your turn though
6346s	thankfully
6348s	yeah there is blood in the water
6352s	oh boy that's great you love to see it
6355s	is what i would say if it wasn't for the
6357s	fact that that's not true at all
6358s	um
6359s	i would like to
6361s	yes
6363s	um i'd like to actually cast
6366s	bulls strength as a level two spell i
6370s	think if i i think if i run it as a
6371s	level two i can pick two targets if i'm
6374s	if i read that correctly
6376s	um yep what's the spell
6378s	enhancement again
6379s	uh it's bull's strength uh it's enhanced
6382s	ability both strength
6383s	uh gives a target advantage on strength
6385s	checks
6386s	and um i want to cast that on both carol
6389s	and myron
6392s	okay and i just i just have no idea how
6395s	to do that
6396s	that's okay but i'll do that in the
6398s	background don't worry at all um what
6401s	we'll do is we'll put a little wing on
6403s	both karen carroll and myron
6407s	you know you you guys aren't being very
6409s	fair here to uh poor old tamer huh this
6412s	feels like
6413s	a little disjointed right now
6415s	i yeah yes but no because i'm not i'm
6418s	not done um
6420s	at least i think i'm not done you stop
6422s	me if i'm wrong here but i want to use
6424s	bardic inspiration as a bonus action
6427s	absolutely fine
6430s	okay
6431s	um i want to use it on
6433s	tamar
6434s	so make sure that you do um
6437s	target tamora as well because there
6439s	should be a cool little piece there for
6440s	you so you rip out
6445s	how the heck do i target somebody so
6447s	right right click and then an icon will
6450s	appear in the bottom left and you want
6451s	to pick the little um target icon
6455s	so if you right click table
6458s	um it doesn't happen for me
6461s	okay no problem
6463s	you
6463s	i'll bring up the biotic inspiration and
6465s	do it for you so that's no problem
6468s	um where are your features here we go
6472s	heather do you see like the icons in the
6474s	top left there's like a target yep okay
6477s	yeah that works better there you go
6480s	music
6482s	so this time the guitar solo is gorgeous
6486s	and it plays a symphony of notes
6489s	which surely won't attract other
6490s	monsters throughout the sewer at all
6493s	cathar
6494s	now
6495s	[Laughter]
6498s	my only job
6501s	so if you if you click other formula in
6503s	the uh chat we'll see how well um
6506s	uh tikka uh sorry tamora if you click
6509s	that you'll see you've then got a d8 to
6511s	roll uh okay whenever you guys need to
6514s	yeah so if you want to add it on to like
6517s	um an attack or something like that
6519s	you've got the opportunity there to do
6521s	so
6522s	so that's a 1d8 that you can add to
6525s	anything so perhaps if you fall just
6526s	short and it's like the clincher at the
6529s	end of the battle or at the end of
6530s	something that you need
6532s	then you've got the opportunity to do
6534s	that
6535s	sweet
6536s	okay beautiful now it only lasts for 10
6539s	minutes but you're in combat so that's a
6542s	really long time in combat so you should
6544s	be all good
6546s	okay anything else for you cathar i
6548s	don't think there's anything else you
6550s	can do oh
6551s	i think i'm good
6557s	so we've we've got the demonic shadow
6559s	over here who's going to try and um
6561s	attack mirin as well now
6564s	miriam is going to be
6566s	is going to have advantage here because
6569s	um of the excellent crit that they got
6572s	last time
6573s	nice
6575s	dab for disadvantage work to treat
6582s	the shadow easily hits into shield
6585s	and uh
6586s	nothing happens so you're all good yeah
6589s	so
6590s	uh next up we have tamor this combat's
6593s	going a lot better than last time can i
6594s	say by the way you guys are owning it
6596s	this time
6597s	you're really getting yo you're funky
6599s	groove together as a team
6603s	running up the weeds you know
6605s	yeah
6606s	sure
6606s	yeah
6608s	so what have we got there same old tell
6610s	me
6611s	all right i can't be outdone here
6615s	by a sword-wielding elf
6618s	and like a giant
6619s	tenderizer looking human with her eye
6622s	shadow burnt off okay so i'm gonna step
6624s	forward
6626s	uh not
6627s	not out of range of
6629s	the demonic creature in front of me so i
6631s	want to step like
6634s	right here if that's okay
6636s	and then i'll try absolutely fine i like
6638s	that and i've been i've been taking a
6640s	look through my inventory please
6642s	and i happen to see that i have an item
6644s	called the staff of power
6647s	which uh yes
6650s	and i would like to raise my staff and
6654s	its giant quad gnarly wooden hand
6658s	towards the demonic creature and i would
6660s	like to cast lightning bolt right into
6662s	its face
6664s	wow
6665s	let me add lightning bolt to your spells
6668s	so that you can do that in that case
6670s	with me one moment
6673s	so uh
6675s	is this something you guys are really
6677s	enjoying the uh the fun items that i've
6680s	given you guys because the difficulties
6682s	are a little bit more than you would
6684s	normally see your kind of level for this
6686s	okay
6687s	i no longer just have two spots
6690s	they do hit hard
6692s	holy cow that hit hard so what i've done
6695s	is i've put an extra on your packed
6696s	magic so go ahead it should be under
6698s	your third level you'll be able to cast
6700s	that now
6702s	fireball
6703s	or uh lightning bolt
6706s	don't forget to target whatever you want
6708s	to
6709s	chew on oh
6712s	there we go so oh that's okay i can move
6714s	that for you
6715s	so right about there
6719s	oh my gosh
6723s	once again mirren receives another very
6726s	small haircut
6728s	uh okay
6732s	now that's a lot of damage
6734s	just delete it why
6736s	let's see how well they do on this
6740s	yeah they have to roll a deck save ah
6742s	no they got it but they still receive
6746s	half damage so that's still 14 points of
6749s	damage as lightning courses through and
6751s	you can kind of see it's really kind of
6753s	jumping between the these small packets
6756s	of smoke and gas that kind of around
6758s	this shadow this shade and
6761s	all over the place so still pretty good
6763s	but it's oh it's kind of not dealing
6765s	with it very well
6767s	so pretty good
6769s	anything else for you jaxes
6772s	no sir
6774s	lovely stuff okay
6776s	well we're gonna um get rid of that very
6778s	distracting graphic just for now
6781s	no i don't know uh as pretty as pretty
6783s	as it is
6785s	no my hair
6788s	it looks great here
6789s	yeah
6795s	channeling your inner 80s with the whole
6797s	half your head's gone yeah that's great
6800s	yeah
6801s	yeah
6804s	uh
6805s	carol
6807s	carol what's good
6809s	yeah she says uh don't hate me because
6811s	you ate me i love my makeup and i am
6814s	going to
6816s	uh
6817s	throw a
6818s	sacred flame that uh this guy right here
6826s	gonna hit her flame yeah
6829s	[Music]
6830s	okay
6832s	let me uh
6835s	don't hate me because you hate me
6838s	don't hate me because you eat that it's
6839s	too kind of killed
6843s	is it on the
6844s	on the shadow next to tamor or the one
6846s	next to uh demonic shadow at the one oh
6850s	sorry uh next to myron sorry to beg your
6852s	pun
6857s	let's see how they do on their deck safe
6860s	oh carol
6862s	oh
6865s	so
6866s	seven points of damage okay
6869s	ends pretty good
6872s	it is my bonus and i use my spiritual
6874s	weapon right absolutely yeah so you can
6877s	go and attack with that
6880s	um to make it easy for you get it from
6882s	your spellbook again and i'll add in
6884s	another spell slot just to make it nice
6886s	and simple on the software for you there
6888s	you go
6890s	because i know it doesn't take as well
6891s	[Music]
6893s	exactly so yeah there we go so press
6896s	attack
6899s	and don't press attack again and normal
6901s	because don't forget you've got
6902s	advantage so you need to roll twice
6905s	to see because you're uh flanking with
6907s	myron yeah you're flanking with myron
6910s	right hammer
6913s	okay solid hit roll roll for damage with
6917s	your uh meat tenderizer there
6920s	hey that's great
6922s	hey yo
6922s	[Music]
6925s	oh my gosh
6927s	somehow this spirit i guess because it's
6929s	spiritual and the shade spiritual you
6932s	can kind of see that there's this
6934s	pattern appearing within the shade which
6936s	looks like um you know like a philly
6939s	cheesesteak before you start cooking it
6940s	up
6941s	and uh it just there's pot holes all
6944s	over the place in the back of its head
6946s	as bits of its skull are starting to
6948s	fragment off i love that
6950s	perfect all right
6954s	one good hit
6956s	and uh this guy's going down
6959s	brings us to gossip with myron
6962s	come on
6964s	rightly
6966s	rightly
6967s	i bet you fall on your face i bet you
6969s	tripped about
6971s	wait a minute
6973s	yeah
6975s	you can do it chirp on your face i feel
6976s	like i feel like i have a big
6978s	expectation now that i got all those nat
6980s	20's is it gonna happen again we don't
6981s	know
6982s	i'm gonna hit it again i would show you
6984s	frost brand long sword
6987s	time okay and it's still an advantage
6989s	because the spiritual weapon is right
6991s	yeah absolutely
6993s	yep that
6994s	i'm scared
6999s	oh god that was so close
7003s	i'm really glad you had advantage your
7006s	uh attack shatters into the side of the
7010s	rubble that's just falling where you
7011s	guys have just fallen down into rocks
7014s	turn into ice and sky you as uh you have
7016s	to put up your shield to block them
7018s	second attack is available though
7021s	i just have to say completely miss do it
7023s	they're really trash you rolled one at
7025s	once
7026s	[Laughter]
7029s	so inspirational let's go attack it
7032s	again
7034s	go ahead dude my nat one mine at one
7036s	that little bot told me that my parents
7038s	were the only one
7039s	kidding that's what it is thank you
7041s	taylor
7056s	um road damage with critical i don't
7059s	need to listen to this
7062s	jax come back
7063s	[Music]
7064s	this is amazing
7069s	does 20 points of damage
7072s	and like sub-zero in uh mortal kombat
7076s	manages to encase the entirety of the
7078s	demonic shadow and just shatter them
7081s	into a hundred pieces those down
7085s	as my as my source comes out of the
7086s	shadow i want to point it at taymor
7088s	again and then curtsy and be like that's
7090s	three
7092s	[Music]
7097s	all right we're sarin okay
7100s	all right
7101s	okay well okay uh
7103s	your small stone lights up and uh in the
7106s	background gossip carl
7109s	you hear from ziliana
7112s	all praise oh no no no uh hell where
7114s	hell where
7115s	oh no but this is juliana
7118s	who's content
7120s	no contacting gossip
7122s	yeah
7124s	oh interesting okay so we'll see how
7127s	that goes throughout
7130s	ah
7132s	so wait what did juliana say
7135s	you know what she said
7138s	um
7140s	just said all praise didn't say a god
7143s	just said all praise so perhaps you've
7145s	curried the favor
7147s	of a different god
7149s	[Music]
7151s	interest
7154s	i'm shook are we gonna get our first
7157s	ceredominous elf
7159s	[Music]
7160s	so
7161s	you've still got
7162s	movement and free action if you wish to
7165s	use it and bonus action sorry
7168s	i guess i'll be nice what i want to do
7171s	is
7173s	i gotta so i have an act i have a free
7175s	action
7177s	so what i want to do
7178s	is
7179s	[Laughter]
7181s	i want to go pick up the feathers that
7183s	tika dropped and that hit and then go
7185s	pick them up and bring them to tikka and
7187s	say here you go
7189s	and then so that tikka can like patch
7191s	himself back up and then i'm gonna walk
7193s	over to help taymor eventually
7195s	that's kind of fun absolutely
7200s	i'm holding i'm holding these i'm
7203s	holding this bunch of feathers in my
7205s	talon it just
7207s	that's that's not how this works it's
7210s	not how any of this works so as a woman
7214s	gossip i guess you kind of go there
7217s	so you're not within the range and then
7219s	did you say you wanted to go here like
7222s	you want to kind of sam
7224s	yeah so i wanted to basically be a pain
7226s	and give the feathers back to tikka and
7228s	come back to help tame work so that way
7229s	i can also
7231s	we can allow that
7232s	okay um
7234s	so the shadow here
7236s	um turns suddenly to dust on its turn
7240s	realizing that it's being sandwiched
7243s	and uh appears behind tk
7246s	oh god
7250s	at least you got your feathers
7253s	straight back up
7255s	before tika can react
7257s	the claws go absolutely nowhere and
7259s	completely miss
7261s	you're fine for now
7263s	ah
7264s	yay thank god for your terrible throws
7267s	indeed
7268s	but
7269s	i i'm the opposite to gossip today i am
7272s	doing terribly but gossip is absolutely
7275s	killing it
7276s	uh i'm just waiting for the inevitable
7278s	downfall
7279s	i'm waiting i'm scared of that part
7282s	just
7282s	it's just like rome jacks it's just like
7285s	rome it's all gonna fall
7288s	now
7289s	do you wanna we are in scientists i know
7292s	the diane's gonna roll like five
7294s	twenties back to back and it's just like
7296s	all right well everyone's dead this was
7297s	great you know see ya
7299s	see you next time bye guys best of luck
7302s	to gileador
7304s	i'm afraid to say the world guardian's
7306s	hose destroyed
7309s	yep it's over oh
7311s	no
7312s	gossip cow if i if you roll five natural
7315s	run once in a row bro and uh you destroy
7318s	gilano how are you gonna uh deal with
7321s	that with your fan
7323s	um yeah base just gonna be like so what
7325s	had happened was was um they all
7328s	everybody i just wrote bad and then
7331s	i just everybody just died and i didn't
7334s	know that that kills people of gilanor
7336s	and and i'll just like ramble on and
7338s	it'll be bad
7340s	guys just slams out a quick update
7343s	and shuts all the servers off no
7346s	explanation
7347s	all right that's it it's over we're done
7350s	there's
7351s	a lawyer for some more
7352s	lawsuits you're going to get from jagex
7354s	oh my gosh
7359s	but it's okay because you've got a good
7360s	sword
7361s	i've got to counter it
7363s	give me a good ten minutes into the
7365s	fight then i'm done
7367s	no
7369s	no
7371s	okay
7372s	well
7375s	oh that's my turn how's tv how's teaker
7377s	going to react to nearly being clawed
7380s	feathers strewn everywhere some in your
7381s	hand
7385s	looking at the feathers
7387s	looking at the demon
7389s	you can almost audibly hear the snap
7393s	in his head
7395s	and tikka loses his [ __ ]
7399s	that's it
7402s	no one listens everyone's bickering
7404s	everything comes after me
7406s	i've had
7407s	it
7408s	you tell him tikka you tell him that's
7411s	right that's right let the anger go
7413s	through
7414s	thank you
7416s	the problem is succumbed to chaos
7418s	but deep down he knows he's just a bard
7421s	and he knows he can't hurt this thing
7423s	with
7424s	half of his equipment i just oh
7427s	the frustration makes it even worse
7430s	he definitely needs a glass of prosecco
7432s	if you've got one carol this is
7435s	a i guess i've read wine for you you
7438s	need some
7438s	obviously red wine that's definitely not
7440s	any other sort of
7443s	cranberry juice not cranberry juice
7446s	would i want your input i'll ask
7452s	[Music]
7456s	he's pissed i'm he's very frustrated
7458s	he's flustered have you ever seen a bird
7460s	with the feathers just all of them are
7462s	just puffed up
7463s	like he looks like a giant he's just
7467s	don't forget to support your bird
7469s	sanctuary folks
7470s	sir
7477s	i well i got like a terrible samuel
7480s	jackson impression without the cursing
7482s	it's just i've had enough of these
7483s	shadow demons in this uh sewer how's
7487s	that forget it yeah i forget how mine
7489s	goes
7490s	yeah
7492s	he's had it he's had it up here he's his
7494s	head
7495s	he's had it um
7498s	i'm gonna hit him with um the dagger
7500s	guitar solos because at least it's magic
7503s	based
7504s	um
7507s	oh wait hold on i gotta target him
7509s	now that i know how to do that
7514s	um
7516s	where where is it yeah sorry
7518s	got him
7520s	i'm gonna hit him with the dagger
7530s	all right and then um
7532s	let's roll for damage
7534s	normal damage all right
7537s	seven points is good for a dagger
7540s	but yeah that's solid damage i think
7542s	yeah
7543s	so
7545s	the you you flush in the the dagger and
7548s	at first it doesn't look like anything
7549s	but musical notes explode uh as you play
7552s	a small amount of van halen inside of
7554s	the shadow and uh
7557s	instantly a small bit of eruption
7560s	specifically specifically eruption
7566s	so that's great um anything for your
7568s	bonus action sir
7571s	um yes i
7574s	wait oh is that a bonus action i don't
7576s	think it is so
7577s	it's okay
7579s	uh
7581s	what am i looking at i've lost it okay
7583s	and um
7587s	just uh just for
7589s	actually no for i'm i'm can i move on my
7592s	bonus action
7596s	um
7598s	if if not it's totally fine i just
7601s	you you've still got i haven't used my
7603s	movement
7614s	if i even if i back away from him
7616s	yeah absolutely i guess i guess so yeah
7620s	yeah no that makes sense that makes
7621s	sense i'm moving within his range okay
7623s	um
7624s	in that case i will just uh
7627s	have to double check my options again
7630s	and
7632s	no i don't think i'm going to pull any
7633s	kind of bonus action i don't really see
7635s	anything that that fits
7639s	tamer
7640s	over to you you must be seething
7644s	at these three kills
7647s	you can feel the anger emanate from this
7650s	stone that allows you to
7652s	it's just growls
7663s	i look over at myron my boss is not
7665s	happy with you
7668s	um
7670s	put it on my tab
7680s	now can i take like a free action to do
7684s	a check if these things count as undead
7688s	or are they monsters uh
7689s	yeah you can take an action to see what
7691s	they're like yeah we can do um like an
7694s	arcana check or something like that to
7696s	see what what kind of thing this is
7698s	for sure now would that be my action or
7701s	is can i do that as a reaction
7703s	i'll allow that as a free action do you
7705s	want me to put a check up for you
7707s	what kind of how are you how are you
7708s	going to do this what are you going to
7710s	be using your knowledge what's where's
7712s	this coming from where's this check
7714s	coming from is it going to be religious
7716s	is it going to be something that you've
7717s	seen or something you've learned are you
7719s	going to try and use magical knowledge
7721s	what suits i think
7723s	how you're going to do it
7724s	so you're going to use
7726s	knowledge um granted to you from
7729s	um all of your guys there so you're
7731s	going to be
7732s	you know it's really going to be all
7734s	about the um
7736s	what you've learned from krill
7738s	and your gods there and that's how
7740s	you're going to do it okay
7742s	let's see how that turns out for you
7750s	oh that's pretty good
7752s	so you can easily tell that this is uh
7756s	huh
7757s	um this kind of is like a shade so it's
7761s	definitely some kind of undead at this
7764s	point okay
7767s	which eliminates some of my
7768s	possibilities but that's okay
7771s	so what i will tell you
7774s	is that this partic because of what you
7776s	know this particular creature will be
7778s	very vulnerable to any radiant damage
7781s	that you've got
7784s	which i know doesn't do you much good
7786s	but if you wanted to you could tell the
7788s	rest of the group
7792s	yeah i know for sure i'm gonna kind of
7795s	like out of the side of my mouth towards
7796s	carol essay you might want to hit it
7798s	with your hammer again
7800s	and i think i will just eldritch blast
7804s	i will do a humble little elder blast
7807s	right over uh tikka's wings
7812s	okay
7813s	great
7815s	yep welcome to the club
7818s	wait hang on i selected myself there we
7820s	go
7823s	spells
7825s	hard there we go attack
7831s	it's enough to hit
7833s	okay just
7835s	so the the eldritch blast goes by and it
7837s	almost puts a hole in tikka's wing just
7840s	manages to get it up in time as a few
7843s	orange feathers are slightly singed but
7845s	luckily tikka has some more in their
7847s	hand they can easily patch that up with
7849s	a little blue layer
7851s	it's all good
7853s	he's fine
7862s	now can i add the uh bardock inspiration
7864s	to the damage roll i will allow that yes
7867s	don't normally but yeah no problems
7869s	normally it's a hit but yeah go for it
7871s	no no no roller d8 it's good i feel like
7874s	you need the help right now jax just
7876s	let's uh
7877s	[Laughter]
7881s	thanks
7882s	hey man
7885s	uh okay so uh that's pretty good
7888s	actually all in
7890s	so 23 points
7893s	not too bad at all
7896s	uh no uh sorry i was talking out loud
7898s	though it shouldn't have been so you did
7899s	eight points of damage
7901s	uh
7903s	you're you're you're you're
7907s	yeah you're doing good so all good um
7910s	let's see what else we've got going on
7912s	here
7913s	and i'm gonna say just after i do that
7916s	i'll be like hika he's all yours
7919s	oh
7921s	well uh
7922s	before tika we have carol
7927s	harold who
7928s	saw tikka's little
7930s	episode might wanna [ __ ] a little bit
7938s	oh somebody's a little early
7942s	someone's still going by the way you
7944s	could occasionally hear him
7945s	walk and
7947s	squawk and rage in in another language
7950s	he's i mean like half under his breath
7952s	but not really
7955s	secretly wants everybody to hear how
7956s	maddie is
7958s	right carol would definitely
7961s	definitely put on the christmas list for
7963s	uh tikka that needs to get one of those
7965s	cups with i am not a bird unless i've
7968s	had my coffee in the morning
7970s	yeah obviously
7972s	someone hasn't been caffeinated
7976s	hey more share your turtles
7978s	i want to go like i hate you want one
7986s	repetitive with the sacred flame i'm
7987s	just trying to save some of my spell
7988s	slots absolutely yeah
7990s	hit that bad boy with a sacred flame
7992s	right
7993s	right
7994s	yeah
8003s	let's see how well they save
8008s	oh they don't
8011s	five points of damage so
8014s	comes down from the sky uh and again
8016s	small exposed
8018s	with the uh the small stench around it
8021s	no problem at all now
8024s	sacred flame i'm just going to check
8026s	something up because i can't remember
8028s	the is that radiation image type that's
8030s	why
8031s	that's what it is
8033s	[Music]
8035s	yeah i think it is
8044s	radiant damage
8046s	so yes indeed it will in fact double the
8049s	damage on that
8051s	so it would now actually do
8055s	10 points damage okay okay
8058s	all right
8060s	so worth remembering and
8062s	with my bonus action i would like to
8064s	have my sacred i'm trying to
8067s	move my uh spiritual weapon
8069s	uh
8070s	yeah flank right behind him and go ahead
8072s	and uh
8073s	pulverize his the back of his head sure
8076s	oh careful again
8078s	i'll add the spell slot on for you there
8080s	so it won't take anything off just use
8081s	it from the spiritual weapon slot
8084s	uh i reckon you could probably
8087s	get rid of this one carol
8089s	oh what just happened sorry hold on
8092s	that's right it's there
8094s	just press attack in the chat yeah
8098s	sorry something just happened
8100s	there we go that's okay
8101s	oh come on dude
8106s	a natural one
8112s	[Music]
8117s	you're gonna have to be careful about
8118s	this because it's a spiritual weapon so
8126s	attack very obviously
8129s	um and you cause your confidence to
8131s	falter in not being able to get the uh
8134s	the hammer to hit home as a result
8137s	you're gonna have disadvantage on your
8139s	next attack role against any target
8142s	so even if this enemy's killed on your
8144s	next attack you're gonna have
8145s	disadvantage
8147s	you're just not yourself right now carol
8151s	uh i wanted to point out something
8152s	unrelated
8154s	uh in the chat hall
8157s	we can see that the enemy's health is
8159s	that
8160s	that's fine i don't
8166s	yeah so you guys
8168s	the bars will just give you guys
8170s	apologies for the the editing out here
8172s	that the bars will just give you guys um
8174s	the ability to see how dead it is or how
8177s	close to dead it is which is what you
8179s	would see in real life right like
8180s	because there'd be a sword slash or
8182s	something like that and you'd be able to
8184s	see if someone's just goes to death
8187s	that makes sense
8189s	uh
8190s	back in the game so carol you've um
8194s	you've done pretty well there except
8196s	your confidence is now faltering so
8198s	let's move over to myron
8201s	myron
8204s	look at tamora's already just like what
8206s	you got now
8208s	okay let's just seal it i'm watching
8210s	i'm watching you're watching mom watch
8212s	i'm watching facebook
8214s	but i won't
8217s	i have how much oh hey look what's that
8219s	there's something very interesting over
8220s	there i'm no longer watching it
8222s	um so i can easily get to um this shade
8225s	with the 30 feet
8227s	so absolutely oh yeah
8229s	i want to can i move it
8232s	look at that i want to get right here
8235s	and i just want to whack the heck out of
8237s	it that's my shortage
8240s	okay so absolutely i'm low-key scared as
8243s	well and since it's it's also an
8245s	advantage because you've got the
8246s	spiritual weapon
8248s	no advantage because no because there
8250s	there needs to be something on this side
8252s	to give you advantage
8254s	oh i see what you're doing okay yeah
8257s	so just normal i'm afraid
8259s	that's okay
8260s	i see
8274s	i'm learning how not to attack
8277s	oh
8279s	well that that's correct you are
8280s	learning how not to attack because that
8282s	is a terrible myth i'm afraid just
8284s	clicks off the death
8286s	oh no don't get too cocky oh i saw
8303s	oh my lord that was so close every time
8306s	that's a hit so that that literally at
8309s	the very last second rolled off of the
8311s	one and on to a 19.
8313s	i was ready to internally scream
8316s	but
8317s	well i think
8319s	mirin's uh doing so well here that i
8322s	think the table is about to externally
8324s	scream i don't know um let's roll the
8326s	damage let's see how you plan i just
8328s	want to destroy it
8330s	okay okay
8335s	nine points of damage
8338s	okay
8339s	still alive
8341s	oh no
8343s	is it on its last
8345s	wisps
8347s	[Music]
8348s	and realizing this on its turn
8352s	um
8353s	what it's gonna do is becoming corporeal
8358s	and
8361s	you guys see it fade away
8363s	uh around the corner here
8366s	um
8368s	so you kind of feel the wisp of it move
8370s	to the west a little bit
8373s	um now it's up to you guys if you want
8376s	to follow it in or if you don't want to
8379s	and we can carry on not in combat
8382s	so it's up to you i'll
8384s	let it go it's a
8386s	it's a spirit anyways it's probably
8388s	scared
8391s	i would like to walk over to the rest of
8392s	the group
8396s	um do we get a sense uh we know it went
8399s	to the west towards the the tunnel right
8403s	yeah for sure so it went
8405s	there's like a cave entrance that comes
8407s	off so
8408s	this seems to you like you've fallen out
8410s	of the sewers and into like a
8413s	subterranean cave which still has the
8415s	water falling through um you can kind of
8417s	see all around you what's going on but
8420s	um certainly now that the bowels
8422s	finished there's plenty of water raging
8424s	around
8425s	um and you guys
8426s	you know
8427s	it's it's going to be a little bit more
8429s	tricky to traverse than the plane
8431s	cobbles but certainly it looks like it
8433s	went over into this cave on the west
8435s	over there
8436s	okay
8437s	before anyone else gets to it i would
8439s	like to loot the first body
8442s	dang it
8443s	i did not get a chance to last time
8446s	okay
8447s	you find a set of claw weapons
8451s	so these you can wear one in each hand
8454s	and it will
8455s	like a fist weapon kind of thing that
8457s	sits on each hand like
8459s	wolverine i guess or something like
8462s	mechanically done
8465s	interesting but we need to take them to
8467s	the generals first to get fixed up
8469s	no this is just a standard weapon so you
8471s	can use it straight away if you want to
8474s	but to remember for you
8476s	that the way that you cast magic you
8478s	focus it through that stuff
8481s	right
8483s	besides i got i got big claws anyway so
8485s	i'm gonna uh
8487s	now i go over to the rest of the group i
8489s	think i will
8492s	hand them to tikka and say you may need
8495s	this more than i
8500s	by the way has not not has only just
8502s	started calming down
8504s	just yes
8505s	look at me look at me i'm molting i'm
8507s	molting i
8509s	just starts brushing down feathers a
8510s	little bit looks at the claws and then
8512s	looks at his own talons i guess i don't
8514s	think that's gonna work
8517s	uh tikka i'm gonna like put a hand on
8519s	your shoulders go okay let's breathe
8522s	let's take a take let's count to five
8524s	okay look at me just squawks
8532s	feathers the feathers are starting to
8533s	the feathers are starting to come down
8534s	he's starting to collect himself a
8535s	little bit he's just he just nods and
8537s	just says okay yeah
8542s	sure okay don't want the claws
8545s	fine i'll take him
8547s	i'll take him that's fine okay
8549s	so
8550s	for the sake of this i've put in um a
8552s	new weapon in there which you'll see but
8554s	that will rearrange that into clause for
8557s	you while we're doing this
8559s	so that'll be on any second now
8563s	is it okay if carol walks down a little
8565s	a little bit
8568s	yeah sure yeah okay
8572s	and yeah while she's walking she looks
8574s	disgusted at like just the entire
8578s	atmosphere and ugh why did it have to be
8580s	a sewer that we had to walk why couldn't
8582s	we just
8584s	we have a bird where can we go through
8585s	the air or something
8587s	well carol quickly finds
8591s	so carol you can see that there's a
8593s	ladder going up uh and there appears to
8595s	be a door on the other side
8598s	[Music]
8599s	there's a ladder over here should we
8602s	climb up
8603s	and you can see in the southwest that
8605s	there's a locked door just beyond the
8608s	green wall on the other side of the
8610s	sewer
8616s	chris could i first take a peek just
8618s	look inside of this cave
8620s	to the west yeah sure
8623s	yeah yeah
8625s	yeah go for it
8627s	okay
8629s	that's what i've seen so
8631s	inside the cave
8634s	you can kind of see straight away
8636s	there's a human skeleton on the floor
8638s	and a much smaller one so it looks like
8639s	a male and a female to one side probably
8642s	dragged down here many many years ago
8645s	um
8646s	there's there's rocks all over the place
8649s	and you can kind of hear some whisping
8651s	beyond towards the south of the cave now
8653s	you can't see anything
8655s	but i'm gonna get you to make uh an
8658s	insight check to see
8660s	what you can see and of what you can
8662s	feel about the place
8665s	so i'll pop that in the chat for you
8666s	take a look insight
8670s	not great
8672s	there's something that but you don't
8673s	know what
8675s	okay
8678s	i kind of know so i'm gonna turn back
8680s	and
8681s	give like a passing glance to the cave
8683s	and just walk back
8685s	okay
8687s	on the flip side i'd actually like to
8689s	use um
8691s	is it is it is it clairvoyance on the
8694s	other side of the door over here
8697s	sure
8698s	um that's the one that get lets me use a
8700s	little uh
8702s	a sensor i'd like to i'd like to it'd be
8704s	a i'd like it to be a sight sensor
8707s	so let me figure out how to do that uh
8711s	yep just click the spell in and then we
8713s	can um
8715s	what we can do is
8718s	uh
8719s	we can put you in there specifically so
8722s	on to the map so if i do this
8725s	and you can see in here now
8729s	while you what you can see in there
8730s	specifically are two of the dragonkin
8734s	defenders
8747s	looks like they've made temporary camp
8749s	in there
8751s	at the moment they haven't noticed
8752s	anything on the other side of the door
8755s	um
8756s	but there's obviously they've they've
8759s	they've got a couple of tents in there
8761s	there's a fire where they've been
8762s	cooking and eating but most importantly
8767s	is a glazed dull look in their eyes like
8769s	they're not themselves and they're being
8771s	controlled somewhere else
8776s	which is why
8778s	you presume yeah and a bear trap why
8781s	which is why you presume
8783s	that um
8784s	you know all this stuff you've heard
8786s	that the node on dragonkin they're all
8788s	kind of under control at the moment they
8790s	all they're all attacking things because
8792s	they think
8793s	they're being attacked
8795s	so they're playing right into the hands
8797s	of the uh as part of the older god wars
8802s	unfortunate that gives me all right i
8804s	have a plan
8807s	oh you have a plan do you
8809s	yes it involves a fireball
8814s	oh yes
8815s	that was the plan okay well obviously i
8817s	i have obviously relayed everything i've
8819s	seen back to the team we'll just assume
8821s	that sure okay
8823s	right sure i've explained i've explained
8824s	the situation
8826s	and i
8827s	i think this is where we need to go but
8831s	we have the advantage and we should get
8833s	the drop on them somehow
8835s	and i'm assuming this is where timber
8836s	comes in with the fireball
8838s	okay well if you have a fire that
8840s	happens
8842s	yes one of us can open the door and as
8845s	fast as you can just throw the fireball
8847s	in there
8850s	okay the thing is as much as i love
8853s	causing a good ruckus
8855s	yes there is another we should explore
8856s	further
8858s	yeah
8860s	i agree with the demon we should
8861s	probably explore further
8877s	that spell twice so it's up to somebody
8879s	else
8881s	this is a locked door
8884s	you can see ahead of you
8886s	and it but there appears to be no
8888s	keyhole at least on this side of the
8890s	door
8894s	maybe if it went further to that western
8898s	cleric don't you have a way to discern
8900s	between good and evil
8902s	or my thing your paladins
8904s	you're thinking of paladins okay a
8906s	little insulted but i would like
8909s	can i approach the door and do like an
8911s	arcana check just see if it's magically
8913s	trapped
8915s	yeah absolutely
8917s	sweet let me pop the uh the arcana check
8920s	in for you
8921s	see what you can figure out about the
8923s	door
8924s	ah
8926s	was also absolutely nothing
8930s	um
8933s	okay
8936s	it's a magic door guys
8938s	i figured it out
8940s	you can feel that there's a bolt
8943s	somewhere that's magically turned that
8945s	is it as all you've got
8952s	i'm not sure
8953s	there must be something else in the room
8954s	that we haven't seen
8956s	we could either be one of two things we
8958s	could go and obviously firebolt that
8961s	entire room maybe there's a key
8963s	or we go back on the other side
8965s	and go that way and go the back way
8968s	maybe there's a back way if not then we
8969s	just die and it's fine oh
8973s	how are you gonna get back there
8977s	well i think she means we go
8980s	yeah the cave so instead of yeah it's
8982s	true just go to the west side and i bet
8984s	you there's i mean
8987s	i can cast detect magic on the door oh
8991s	yeah why don't you check magic
8993s	okay fine we'll do that
8997s	bard carry
8999s	yep
9002s	yeah all right
9004s	hey i mean man if you ever wanted a 1d10
9006s	can trip
9007s	i can hook you up
9009s	okay i don't know
9012s	what i just did
9013s	but
9015s	all of the magic in there so
9017s	you can sense the presence of magic
9020s	within 30 feet of you and certainly
9022s	there's some very nasty damage on the
9025s	other
9026s	wider far way aways
9028s	um potentially in the cave which just on
9031s	the other side of this room you think
9033s	um
9034s	but more importantly room ahead of you
9037s	there's um a magic door head which you
9040s	won't be able to get through on this
9042s	side
9043s	uh it's an enchantment um it's only
9045s	openable from something on the other
9047s	side of this door
9049s	and it seems to be some kind of puzzle
9051s	or something like that's there that's
9053s	going to be a little bit tricky
9055s	to get through but it's on the other
9057s	side of that door presumably to get you
9059s	through to this point
9061s	right right right okay so we've got
9063s	we've got two options
9065s	well we've got we've got the way i see
9067s	we've got two options we can we can go
9069s	through that cave and maybe kind of go
9072s	in a circle or we can we can deal with
9075s	the dragon kid up ahead and
9077s	maybe also go in a circle i it's
9080s	i don't know i'm gonna get you to do me
9082s	an inside check
9085s	okay
9086s	so is this a split the party moment
9089s	never you never split in the past that
9091s	never split the time
9094s	no no i think it'd be a great idea here
9096s	let me go with uh let me go and let me
9098s	go with carol just just oh yes let me go
9100s	with the demon too
9108s	[Music]
9110s	can tell is that the magics are in two
9112s	very different ecosystems so it would
9115s	tell you perhaps
9117s	that the cave does not lead
9120s	down
9121s	to uh that area of the room where you're
9123s	looking at
9129s	it wouldn't be up looks like the cave
9132s	could be a dead end
9135s	that's me being very liberal with the
9136s	rules as well by the way
9139s	i don't want you guys to be looking
9141s	around for two hours
9144s	yeah all right not gonna lie i'm not
9145s	gonna lie guys
9147s	yeah i feel like we should
9148s	we should bounce
9150s	dragon adorable
9153s	dragon so i say tika you open the door
9156s	and timor you be ready to profile linda
9159s	with your demon magic why am i opening
9161s	the door
9163s	all right all right
9166s	you know i can just kick down the door
9168s	myself
9169s	get the door down do it
9172s	so at this point tomorrow you can see
9175s	two
9176s	of the dragonkins just like we said oh
9178s	yeah so i will give you one action
9181s	one movement before we start combat
9184s	so just okay so all right
9189s	no no the door's open they they've
9191s	recognized it
9193s	you've got one action before they're
9195s	gonna spring into action
9197s	okay
9198s	staff my staff also casts it so this is
9200s	going to be a staff of fire or staff of
9203s	power
9204s	okay
9205s	i will add the extra slot back on
9209s	okay sounds good
9211s	raise it and i'll say um may we join you
9215s	for dinner and just blast them with fire
9217s	right in the center of the room
9219s	really nice i didn't i didn't ask how
9221s	big the room was i said i cast fireball
9224s	i said cast fire
9227s	right at the campfire too so it's like
9229s	right in the middle of the room and just
9230s	like bar fire
9232s	perfect go for it
9234s	yep okay
9236s	so you should have fireball within your
9238s	spell slots does that work
9240s	sure do oh there we go
9243s	right there
9245s	okay
9247s	okay and then close the door right after
9249s	that
9250s	yeah let's uh let's move it along so you
9252s	don't toast yourself
9254s	uh i'm gonna have a couple of savings
9257s	foes first
9263s	one
9264s	[Music]
9267s	so can you roll
9271s	i sure can
9273s	there it is
9274s	there it is let's go yeah
9277s	let's go
9279s	that is i'm glad i'm not in that room
9283s	oh you're all gonna die
9286s	it would have been southern fried
9287s	aviancy if you were let's uh
9291s	well done
9295s	so one of them takes a much bigger brunt
9298s	um
9300s	move to wherever you want to you've
9302s	closed the door
9303s	move wherever you want to and we'll uh
9307s	you can jump down if you want to you can
9309s	take the rest of your movement to jump
9310s	down off of there because you're on a
9312s	platform right now you're you're
9313s	slightly above your your 10 foot above
9316s	because you're gone up the ladder to get
9317s	there
9319s	that's fair i think actually i'll stay
9320s	right there
9322s	okay i don't want them having height
9323s	advantage on me i'm good i'm gonna sit
9326s	right here
9327s	sure so let's roll for com let's roll
9330s	for initiative guys let's see how you
9331s	can go
9333s	thank you chris for that it felt cool
9336s	it was awesome yeah that was that was a
9338s	cool play
9340s	that was new yeah right
9342s	dude i'm not rolling okay carol being
9344s	all dexterous over here
9346s	oh
9347s	somebody
9348s	somebody got the 20 carol
9351s	okay
9354s	can i just say as well d clerics are
9356s	always at the bottom they're they're
9358s	never first in combat so
9360s	never carol
9364s	extras priest
9366s	she's been doing some krav magara and uh
9369s	you know
9370s	squats jumping
9372s	yeah squats for days bro
9379s	her daughter is the head of the
9381s	cheerleading squad she has to know
9382s	something oh
9384s	here we go again talking about your kids
9388s	my angelica angel
9393s	all my kids died in the god wars
9396s	oh
9398s	i'm sorry this took a dark turn
9401s	[Laughter]
9403s	thanks armadill not bitter
9407s	not bitter or anything oh no
9417s	as the head of the pta carol uh how
9420s	would you uh
9422s	how would you deal with this you've
9424s	you've seen that you've felt the flush
9426s	of heat
9427s	uh and you've got you can see a great
9429s	big grin on temmo's face at the door
9433s	shuts and she just looks down to you
9434s	like
9442s	i'd like to speak to whoever's in charge
9445s	and she wants to walk up
9448s	yep and there it is if i can stand there
9451s	that's okay there you go
9454s	uh i want to open the door once again
9457s	and
9458s	uh
9459s	reach in my hand and attack this one
9462s	looks like a manager i'm gonna attack
9464s	this one with a sacred flame
9466s	this one looks like a manager she said
9469s	just reach in i want to speak to your
9471s	manager your manager the classic
9475s	go seek to fight yeah manager now
9478s	i think jess i'm i own this association
9481s	now
9482s	hey he turns to you and he says
9485s	my manager's on annual leave you will
9486s	have to speak to me and dodges the
9488s	sacred flames
9494s	oh no wow
9496s	oh
9497s	dude
9498s	clever i love it
9500s	is it okay if i move one more time or is
9502s	that a yeah you've got a space you've
9504s	got a couple of spaces and movements so
9506s	you can move on to the edge of the
9507s	platform there
9508s	i'm going to move out of the way so
9510s	anyone else can go in if they want
9512s	me
9514s	all right
9517s	tikka all right um
9520s	it's uh a little bit toasty but it's
9523s	calmed down now
9525s	okay now obviously obviously the plans
9527s	worked
9530s	brilliantly i love it now um since i've
9532s	seen the room via clairvoyance can i
9534s	spawn for example a dancing rapier in
9537s	there
9538s	or would i need better lighting inside
9539s	of the room you'd need better line of
9541s	sight for sure yeah
9544s	because otherwise it might end up in the
9545s	brickwork right like it might end up in
9547s	the deep earth which is surrounding all
9549s	the sewers
9551s	yeah you need to be able to be where
9553s	you're going to put it you could move to
9554s	it and then move again
9556s	that's that's true i think it's just
9559s	danger
9561s	so i'm going to move into position and
9563s	spawn
9565s	uh dancing rapier
9568s	and
9569s	oh i'll put it on for you
9572s	that's okay i'll put it on maybe where
9573s	would you like it
9575s	uh
9577s	smack dab in between the two of those
9580s	dragon
9581s	yeah like that
9582s	all right yeah that's perfect
9585s	and i want to attack the
9590s	right dragonkin with it sure after i get
9593s	the heck out of the way
9596s	go for it let's attack
9599s	all right normal
9600s	murder
9603s	that's not a hit i'm
9605s	afraid oh well
9607s	okay great beer had a bad day
9610s	and um as a
9612s	bonus action i'm gonna run uh
9615s	arctic
9616s	inspiration as soon as i can find where
9618s	the heck it
9619s	is so you've used your question on
9622s	oh have you oh oh you're right you're
9624s	right okay because they have done some
9625s	great bonus
9627s	you don't want to like fire a crossbow
9629s	bolt and then move or something like
9630s	that always do that or throw one of the
9633s	daggers you're right
9634s	i'm so used to fighting these magical
9637s	creatures i kind of forgot that i can
9638s	use a normal crossbow on these guys um
9641s	yeah yeah so i'll i'll lob a crossbow
9644s	shot
9645s	at sure
9646s	the same dragonkin it looks like he's
9648s	got best line of sight
9649s	yeah absolutely
9654s	uh that's just a miss i'm afraid yeah
9656s	you've just missed on that one so the
9658s	bolt just pings off to the side uh
9660s	fortunately it does ping a rat to the
9662s	floor later on so you're all good there
9665s	um number three
9667s	little squeak
9669s	intended calculated
9672s	calculation
9674s	i doubt it provides
9678s	fabulously done absolutely nothing
9681s	i look at tikka and i say do you eat
9683s	those
9687s	no
9688s	if you're not going to finish them i
9690s	will
9691s	you're a bird times are hard at the end
9692s	of the world right like
9694s	yeah
9697s	we must but sewer red isn't exactly high
9699s	on my palate
9700s	it's not all red wine and canopies carol
9703s	you know it's
9706s	what can i say
9709s	you mean
9713s	temple over to you uh as a resident
9716s	buyer starter
9719s	on my way let me get in that room oh my
9722s	god i'm walking right in here i was
9724s	waiting for her to pull the goofy beam
9726s	and i'll do it again
9729s	i could you want me to do it again i got
9731s	like five charges on the staff
9735s	you do you you do you
9737s	demons first
9740s	oh
9742s	i have so many options now
9744s	guys you don't understand
9746s	you have got that thing that we put in
9747s	place the other day that you could use
9750s	there is oh i don't know if um
9756s	i was thinking about that i'm not gonna
9758s	lie
9759s	i i think this is your moment
9762s	okay
9763s	now so here's what i want to do
9765s	chris if you'll allow this i want to go
9767s	into the room and i want to shut the
9768s	door
9771s	behind me
9772s	okay
9774s	and then i'd like to use the thing
9777s	so
9778s	the party doesn't see it automatically
9781s	right let's like use the other thing yep
9786s	so you go in and you shut the door and
9788s	smile a grin
9791s	um and i
9793s	am gonna describe what happens
9795s	go for it
9797s	[Music]
9802s	at this point temor transforms into a
9806s	snarling
9807s	drag half dragon looking demon
9811s	with white horns coming out and begins
9814s	to breathe fire at those inside the room
9818s	breath weapon
9820s	wrath weapon
9822s	oh this is gonna be cool
9824s	so all they hear from like the outside
9827s	is like okay hang on
9829s	oh just snarling and rage
9833s	yeah fire and
9835s	like what is he doing in there
9839s	so if you now click um other other
9842s	formula we'll see how this
9847s	there we go okay so the first dragon kin
9851s	meets its doom pretty quickly the other
9854s	one nice is still alive
9856s	and kicking and quite healthy as well in
9858s	comparison to the first so one down uh
9861s	do you want to change back
9864s	yeah you want to stay i think i'll keep
9866s	it
9867s	i i want to stay that way for just a
9869s	little bit longer
9871s	so you are super powerful in this form
9874s	are you going to open the door
9876s	or are you just going to keep it there
9879s	i tell you what i'll open the door
9882s	for dramatic effect open the door and
9883s	then i'll look towards them demon form
9886s	wipe my lips a little bit and say i'll
9888s	look at my rin and say one
9892s	[Laughter]
9894s	[Music]
9897s	carol cut over liquor
9899s	i love this character
9902s	we gonna be like that okay
9905s	okay we go
9907s	look at the iron they say
9910s	after you
9911s	[Music]
9913s	and in fact it is myron's turn
9917s	all right i rolled up my sleeves for
9918s	this
9920s	oh let's go let's go okay so what i'm
9921s	going to do is i can easily accounted it
9923s	i get 30 feet and 25 gets me right to
9926s	about here so i want to come out
9931s	and in passing of taymor i'm going to
9932s	look at i'm going to be like that's a
9934s	nice look for you and then i'm going to
9936s	grab out my
9938s	grab out my sword and just start
9940s	whacking the heck out of the dragon
9944s	oh god i'm so scared
9950s	that's so funny
9952s	i i'm just remembering that
9954s	tamor has already seen right through
9956s	your ruse and so
9959s	well we'll absolutely know that you're
9961s	worried about not hitting this dragon
9963s	kid
9965s	go
9967s	on a
9969s	show we go
9974s	there's so much pressure okay
9978s	don't be scared be prepared
9982s	your second attack will be a 20. don't
9984s	worry about it
9986s	unfortunately the first attack is a
9988s	no-go
9989s	you've got another let's see how it goes
9992s	you are a knight come on i am a knight
9997s	me just channel my internet
10000s	i'm watching okay
10007s	that's a good hit
10009s	better good thank you
10012s	thank you
10012s	[Music]
10014s	i just wanted to die
10017s	i can't take you seriously don't look at
10020s	me
10022s	i'm looking right at you
10024s	11 points of damage solid okay great
10027s	nice
10030s	okay very good
10032s	so
10033s	pretty solid um
10035s	we're gonna go over to the dragon king
10037s	defender now
10038s	so it's gonna move
10041s	straight past myron
10044s	um and look at tamor and just get locked
10047s	in battle
10048s	um
10049s	to do this
10050s	the dancing rapier will get an attack of
10053s	opportunity though
10057s	and you can tell it wants to fight with
10060s	this fire breathing demon
10064s	okay so how do i
10067s	so just do a normal attack with your uh
10069s	with your dancing rapier so from your
10071s	inventory just click it and you're away
10074s	okay
10077s	there you go
10078s	so normal attack
10084s	so hip roll for damage
10088s	all right
10092s	pretty good so let's say that it's it's
10094s	so focused on getting towards
10097s	uh
10098s	tamor that it it just doesn't even see
10100s	it and in fact it hardly feels it you
10103s	see the slight step down as it knicks
10105s	across the back of its knee but it's
10108s	just absolutely going for it
10111s	so
10113s	with that in mind it's going to attempt
10115s	to shield bash first of all
10118s	on table
10124s	i'm so excited
10127s	doesn't hit at all
10129s	not even close
10134s	so it
10135s	tries to do that completely fails looks
10138s	at you snarls and tries to take a stab
10141s	with its spear on its second attack
10145s	he's so mad at you
10147s	what'd you do
10149s	and his
10150s	anger is frothing from his mouth and
10153s	just completely misses and his spear
10155s	almost gets stuck in the brickwork
10157s	behind you he has to lodge it free and
10159s	there's just this spittle coming down
10163s	from this node on dragonkin as it's
10165s	looking at you intently you just do
10167s	exactly the same thing and you're almost
10169s	like
10171s	straight
10174s	shouting match it's great
10177s	slightly more conservative is carol from
10181s	[Laughter]
10193s	yeah no no no we got this we got this
10196s	right mary
10197s	yeah we got it i'll be counting 4-1 no i
10201s	i'm just kind of cast where is it where
10204s	is it
10205s	is this a touch okay
10221s	so guidance essentially allows you to
10224s	add a d4 on to an ability checker or an
10227s	attack check of your choice
10229s	the table
10232s	so just like it's just like biotic
10233s	inspiration but a smaller dice
10237s	oh do you still have bardic inspiration
10239s	running on you
10243s	yeah
10244s	oh okay good i'm glad i got used
10247s	um
10250s	any
10252s	any bonus action for you amy
10255s	um oh god
10257s	no i think i'm good i'm gonna save up
10259s	cool
10261s	uh tikka you you you've not seen it but
10264s	there's definitely some angry angry
10268s	stuff going on next door
10271s	what would you like to do
10276s	oh
10278s	we're gonna you know what i'm i'm
10279s	feeling i'm feeling a little intimidated
10282s	uh i am just gonna
10284s	i'm gonna i'm gonna bardic inspiration
10287s	timor
10288s	and uh i'll take it run my run my
10292s	enchanted my uh my my dancing rapier
10294s	because i am not going in there i refute
10297s	a support or kind of
10300s	support oh maybe
10302s	maybe i can't park respiration
10304s	inspiration inspiration i think i used
10306s	it
10306s	already
10308s	um
10310s	you can do another one you've got more
10311s	than one yeah yeah absolutely i'll add
10314s	an extra one on if it's not allowing you
10315s	give me one sec
10317s	oh i see why okay oh it's right now it's
10319s	okay yep do it now you've got it and
10322s	i've moved your dancing rapier into
10323s	place for you as well
10325s	i think i just
10326s	wait i just use it on myself like i did
10329s	no it's fine oh yeah
10332s	so no no so you're all good it just
10334s	doesn't automate everything for you so
10336s	don't worry at all
10337s	um
10339s	you do you want to do the dancing rapier
10341s	as well to attack
10343s	yes yeah we'll use the dancing rapier to
10345s	attack here let me set that up real
10346s	quick
10350s	nice
10355s	nice oh solid solid hip
10358s	nice
10361s	not bad okay another eight
10363s	eight points are damaged good so this
10365s	guy's going down it's taking him a lot
10366s	longer than the other guy
10368s	um we'll see how it goes
10371s	tamor
10373s	oh my god locked in the snarling battle
10376s	with the node on dragonkin defender in
10378s	front of you
10381s	okay
10382s	so the problem is he's right in front of
10385s	me and a lot of my spells are ranged
10387s	attacks
10388s	uh however i could just go
10391s	clawing on him it wouldn't do much
10393s	damage but it would look freaking cool
10395s	do i have like a claw attack or would
10397s	that be just regular
10399s	you could use your dagger or your stuff
10401s	of power you can use the star for power
10403s	just to do like a a bonk or you you
10406s	could just do a
10408s	an acid splash or
10410s	um an eldritch blast if you wanted to
10413s	entirely up to you
10417s	what yeah where do we go elder splash
10419s	well yeah classic classic classic
10421s	football
10422s	yeah this guy he thinks he thinks he's
10425s	all that this guy
10428s	this guy
10429s	so amid all of my growling and rumbling
10432s	i'm gonna utter some you know unholy
10436s	incantation and just you know right at
10438s	him come on
10442s	that's a solid hit roll for damage
10446s	dokie
10448s	please put all your stuff on it
10452s	nice seven points
10454s	this guy is he's not doing too good
10456s	right now
10457s	uh
10458s	so i'm byron uh oops sorry i do make you
10461s	pop
10462s	no you're fine i have bardic inspiration
10464s	and guidance on me right now
10467s	you can't use guidance to add extra
10470s	damage
10471s	no yeah i'll allow buttock inspiration
10473s	that's fine
10474s	i don't think i want to add either of
10476s	them
10477s	okay that's okay
10478s	i'll save it
10480s	yeah you can absolutely save it as well
10483s	myrin over to you
10486s	well i feel a little excluded because
10488s	everybody's screaming
10490s	so i think i'm just going to scream as
10492s	well
10493s	and i'm just going to whack the heck out
10495s	of that guy with my lungs who else not
10497s	screaming like beautiful song or
10498s	something like that instead is that look
10501s	i'm just gonna sit
10502s	in my mind it's like opera i'm not gonna
10505s	do it because then i'll break your ears
10506s	but like that's what i'm imagining in my
10508s	head you're not gonna give up a little
10509s	bit of
10510s	you could do that you could have a bit
10511s	of a girlfriend
10514s	something like that
10520s	[Music]
10526s	my italian ears have been insulted
10531s	that that's why it's me you know it's
10534s	uh
10536s	come on dude
10539s	[Music]
10542s	i'm just gonna hit it with my frost
10543s	brand long sword
10544s	do it okay
10546s	it's good let's just
10548s	have to destroy it
10550s	my reputation is on the line
10553s	we just replaced it absolutely music
10555s	with as an ottawa
10562s	[Music]
10571s	so i have a rule where if you get
10575s	if you get a natural one you you don't
10578s	get a second go i'm afraid either
10582s	so you attack wildly and you lose track
10584s	of the fight around you oh god
10588s	you end your turn and from now on you're
10591s	going to be at the bottom of the
10593s	initiative order at the start of the
10594s	next round
10596s	oh
10598s	god
10607s	so
10608s	the dragon kin defender
10617s	it's going to
10622s	move around here
10624s	getting two attacks of opportunity from
10626s	tamor and the dancing rapier
10630s	yep
10632s	okay
10633s	so you can do a melee attack here
10635s	so you could do dagger if you want to
10637s	jaxis
10639s	oh i was thinking staff
10641s	[Music]
10651s	oh it does have something called power
10653s	strike but is that only used on an
10654s	action i can't use that on a um
10657s	i would say so yeah i would just do a
10658s	normal attack with it so like a standard
10661s	to him
10663s	monk okay
10666s	how do i hit with just the staff
10669s	oh sorry that's me um
10672s	so i would just click the staff so it
10673s	comes in
10676s	uh and then i tell you what i'll put a
10678s	normal stuff into your app into your
10680s	character sheet just to make it a little
10681s	bit easier for you
10683s	that makes sense
10686s	yeah
10686s	so quarter stuff they go all right
10690s	i do have a small knife so you should
10692s	have a court staff in your inventory now
10694s	yes
10695s	perfect
10697s	okay
10698s	um and obviously um
10701s	for kathar it's uh the dancing rapier
10706s	yeah i was just i was waiting until she
10708s	got her hit in
10709s	oh no you guys by all means
10713s	nice okay so that's actually a hit and
10715s	you you do it versatile because you are
10718s	two-handed with it you're not holding a
10720s	shield or anything so
10722s	got you okay perfect oh so seven points
10725s	of damage as well that's not bad right
10728s	hey the guy gets hit
10730s	across the air and ah
10733s	kind of as he goes away all right uh
10736s	bouncing right not done with you yet
10738s	[Music]
10739s	but wait there's more whoa
10742s	whoa
10743s	but wait
10744s	but wait there's damage
10746s	but what
10748s	now that's a lot of damage all right how
10749s	about a little more
10751s	that's a lot of damage
10753s	the guy looks really
10757s	the guy looks really close to death um
10760s	he gets really angry
10762s	and he's just gonna stop breathing fire
10767s	oh i'm glad i am out here
10772s	oh no oh no oh no fire coming towards me
10775s	do it
10777s	you won't
10778s	it won't
10779s	it
10780s	it won't hit because it hits the wall
10783s	but it will hit myron taymor
10789s	oh no
10791s	uh yeah your sword will be fine
10796s	yeah so if you two can make a deck safe
10799s	um and so because you're resistant to
10800s	fire you're absolutely right you'll take
10802s	half damage from it
10803s	um
10807s	nice try but no oh
10814s	oh that's not good
10817s	okay so you fell
10819s	you guys both failed
10823s	holy cow
10825s	23 points of damage
10828s	so myron you take that all
10831s	right
10833s	and tamar takes half
10836s	paymore stands there in the flames
10838s	unmoving
10839s	growling back towards the dragon king oh
10842s	i like that
10843s	it's good i'm going to try not to cry
10845s	flame is licking up around my robes
10850s	you hear from the doorway you guys doing
10852s	okay in there
10857s	i'm just going to be able to stop you
10863s	myron over to you
10866s	oh
10868s	well um i'm having a great time
10872s	right now i'm just gonna try not to act
10873s	like i was fazed because i got tamora
10875s	behind me like it's like it's like a
10878s	contest right now so i can't let anyone
10880s	know do you want to um
10882s	do you want to make another deception
10884s	check to see if you can renew your uh
10887s	absolutely how good you are i'm probably
10889s	uh
10890s	she just got blasted with fire you think
10893s	i'm gonna believe that
10895s	everything's the same
10898s	uh well let let's see how tamor does on
10900s	their insight
10901s	so
10902s	just for the viewers who can't see this
10904s	uh myron managed to get a six on their
10906s	deception check versus taymor's 20 on
10910s	their insight
10912s	it's
10913s	uh
10915s	that that's pretty much
10917s	you've just read
10919s	uh myron's soul at this point jack says
10922s	so yeah i know i'm good i see everything
10925s	this is great
10928s	thank you dice for being very in
10930s	character
10931s	myron you wet the bed until you were six
10934s	whoa
10935s	i don't want to
10936s	[Laughter]
10949s	like my life depends on it because i'm
10951s	just terrified
10952s	go for it
10956s	okay
10957s	don't panic
10959s	yeah breathe on it byron
10961s	everything
10966s	[Applause]
10971s	see what happens when you when you ppm
10972s	you panic and so i panicked and here we
10974s	are
10975s	wait no i'm panicking
10978s	[Laughter]
10978s	[Music]
10989s	reception
10993s	eight points not too bad that's your
10994s	first let's go for the second one
10997s	oh
11004s	it's a hip
11008s	i have such a funny dialogue
11010s	this thing dies oh no
11014s	wow
11016s	oh i think i think your wish might come
11018s	true what's your dialogue myron as you
11021s	manage to smash us all through
11023s	and displace the beast
11027s	um that's good i'm not used to i'm not
11029s	used to getting hit right cause i'm
11031s	awesome right
11032s	so i'm gonna look at taymor just be like
11035s	that's four from me
11036s	you're doing great what's your account
11042s	it's funny
11044s	just completely completely shook
11049s	she's you know
11050s	stabbed probably i can't remember what
11052s	happened
11054s	your hair is all singed
11056s	and i
11057s	i
11059s	say
11060s	i don't know
11062s	anyway what are you saying this is yeah
11064s	i was gonna say i think this is
11065s	appropriate right now uh she's gonna
11068s	cast prayer of healing
11070s	on everybody
11079s	so you guys spend
11081s	you guys spend 10 minutes resting
11083s	because that's how long that particular
11085s	spell takes
11086s	um and you all get five points of health
11088s	back
11089s	hey there you go it's all added on nice
11093s	ones
11096s	go on gossip sorry
11098s	that's okay can i like
11101s	loot from the dead bodies
11103s	okay yeah here we go yep you've got
11106s	spears shields
11108s	and studded leather and some gold coin
11111s	i'll take their gold because i'm poor
11116s	imagine being poor all right
11126s	[Music]
11128s	after the battle i'd like to phase back
11130s	into humanoid form absolutely
11134s	i look at her and just go
11136s	do you just do that
11139s	is that like yes by accident the popcorn
11144s	yeah the popcorn this crazy popcorn it's
11146s	so hot they put like you know those
11148s	jalapenos from the ark yeah those guys
11151s	no i um that is my true form i only take
11154s	this form to make you all feel more
11156s	comfortable
11158s	that's very nice of you
11162s	don't get it you still keep
11164s	you still keep the horns though
11167s	and yes
11170s	unfortunately they are part of my skull
11173s	i don't have a tail
11176s	you have a tail oh i thought i would
11177s	have had a tail under there
11179s	okay do not how dare you touch me
11183s	i'm just asking uh
11186s	that's right
11187s	that's right
11192s	what's on the dragonkin
11195s	so
11195s	um the dragonkin stuff's already been
11197s	picked up by uh carol
11200s	um now in the room itself is a locked
11203s	door and for the first time and i know
11204s	it's not on the map so i apologize
11207s	are five statues around
11211s	and these are all humanoid statues yeah
11214s	each has a plaque underneath them but
11216s	they must have had their writing rubbed
11218s	off
11219s	they're all naked except for one and
11221s	around the rooms are piles of old
11223s	weapons and armor
11224s	there's some writing in the walls that
11226s	you guys can read
11228s	which says simply these ones are heroes
11232s	there's five statues i'll mark them on
11234s	the on the map very badly
11236s	uh bear with me
11239s	one
11240s	two
11245s	[Music]
11249s	so all different sizes and there's
11251s	there's an amount of uh
11253s	armor and stuff different types of armor
11255s	all around the world all around the room
11261s	sits in the northeast
11266s	we examine this one
11270s	sure um in fact i'm going to make a
11272s	small diagram on my notepad to remind
11274s	myself so this is the one that isn't
11276s	naked
11277s	um
11280s	yep and
11281s	um
11282s	he has a let me just check here
11288s	so this is he's holding out his hand as
11291s	if to show off a ring on his finger
11293s	and has armor on over there's armor on
11296s	already over the top of this statue as
11298s	if it were a mannequin
11300s	and he sits at exactly four level
11309s	the armor on this particular statue is
11311s	made up of rings so it's like a ring
11313s	male kind of piece
11315s	all right
11318s	okay how about uh yeah let's get look at
11320s	like all the all
11322s	the rest of the four
11324s	yeah sure so going around so statue one
11326s	here and then going all the way around
11328s	to four here so statue one uh has a
11330s	piece of cloth wrapped around its head
11332s	inside so it can't see and the writing
11335s	on the this one just says this one liked
11337s	to remain unseen
11342s	statue 2 is a really chunky guy
11345s	and
11346s	but the writing has gone completely
11349s	statue 3 is a normal looking human very
11352s	strong and the writing said this one was
11355s	the weakest
11358s	and step statue four is holding a book
11361s	and on the symbol is
11363s	uh sorry on the book is a symbol
11366s	and there's a set of scales on the
11368s	is the uh symbol
11372s	um
11372s	i think can we look at the armor that's
11374s	scattered about the room
11376s	sure
11377s	uh so there's four sets of aimer there's
11380s	hide armor
11382s	there's full plate
11384s	there's chain mail and there's scale
11385s	mail
11393s	maybe the full plate would go on the one
11396s	in the corner here just because he looks
11399s	bigger
11400s	he looks like he can maybe
11403s	take a few hits the strongest i mean
11408s	so
11409s	i'm assuming
11418s	i feel like hyde is definitely going to
11420s	go on the weakest one
11424s	right because that's the weakest uh ima
11427s	you think so or it could be the diamond
11429s	the jewels because the weakest is in the
11431s	weakest mentality meaning they gave up
11432s	and went straight forward
11435s	i think you're overthinking it honestly
11439s	that's where my mind went
11441s	i am
11442s	ashamed to admit that i thought it was a
11444s	pun and that the hide should go on the
11447s	guy who always stays hidden
11450s	that that would
11452s	that would work it would work it wasn't
11455s	actually clever that's another rundown
11457s	of the different statues
11459s	sure so you've got a statue one which
11461s	has a piece of cloth wrapped around its
11463s	head and the eyes so it can't see
11465s	and the writing on this one just says
11467s	this one likes to remain unseen
11470s	statue 2 is of a really chunky guy but
11473s	the writing is gone
11474s	statue 3 is a
11476s	[Music]
11477s	strong human
11479s	the writing says this one has the
11481s	weakest
11483s	and statue four is holding a book on the
11486s	book is a symbol of a set of scales
11491s	okay two of these seem pretty obvious
11493s	it's the other two
11498s	i obviously think we should probably put
11499s	the scale armor on the set of scales the
11502s	one that says that has a set of scales
11505s	yeah and try the hide armor on the one
11507s	who wants to remain
11509s	unseen
11510s	okay um do you want to do that
11514s	what do you guys think
11515s	either i mean the side or the chain
11518s	because the chain is or no because chain
11520s	would be bradley
11521s	okay now my thought process on the chain
11523s	my thought process on the chain armor
11525s	here is that chain armor is uh kind of a
11527s	one size fits all
11529s	it's a it's got a little more wiggle
11531s	room than the rest so that might
11532s	actually go on the big dude
11534s	but you don't think that the chain would
11536s	go on the weakest
11538s	and the plate like the big strong like
11540s	plate armor would go on
11542s	the straw the plate armor being the
11545s	strongest armor would make sense to put
11547s	on the weakest person if he's trying to
11549s	overcompensate
11551s	that's my thought process anyway
11552s	he is like a this is a weird statue to
11555s	show the weakness because he's a strong
11556s	looking knight i mean if i saw this man
11559s	in the white knights i would maybe
11561s	maybe wiggles maybe his the life of
11564s	sarah dorman hasn't touched him
11567s	oh here we go
11569s	he needs more chaos
11570s	i i can't i can't hold him up don't
11572s	worry guys if he has so much chaos maybe
11574s	that's why he's weak
11576s	okay
11577s	so what
11578s	this is me all right who's
11581s	yeah i'm just gonna pick up the height
11583s	armor and put it on the one who wants to
11584s	remain unseen
11586s	okay so the statue moves down and clicks
11589s	into place at floor level
11592s	i knew it
11595s	right a little bit of audio it's one
11596s	down
11598s	i'll put the
11599s	the
11600s	chain
11602s	on the bigger guy
11604s	dress them up make them look nice
11607s	nothing happens
11610s	nothing interesting could be a play
11612s	really interesting interesting heavens
11615s	give me a play on the words the weakest
11616s	link
11619s	right
11621s	yeah i would like to put the chain on
11623s	the weakest
11625s	statue three
11627s	moves down into position
11632s	okay and then okay
11635s	i'm guessing the plate goes on the big
11637s	guy hopefully yeah and scales goes on
11640s	the last choice
11641s	yes so
11643s	you hear a click
11645s	of the door
11646s	as it opens out head over
11651s	you guys had it all except that the big
11654s	guy reason why he had played was because
11657s	he always had a full plate
11660s	oh
11661s	[Music]
11678s	okay um so has anybody noticed the bear
11680s	trap in front of the door
11682s	can i you'll be able to
11685s	the the trap is there you presume so
11687s	that the guards if they were sleeping
11689s	they would have something to protect
11691s	they didn't expect a fire breathing
11694s	half demons coming through the other
11696s	engines
11698s	you'll be able to walk around that no
11699s	problem
11703s	okay can i just as an aside i want to
11706s	pick up the rat that tikka had
11708s	pinged that's my rat and i want to talk
11710s	it into the band bear trap
11713s	sure so you you pick up the little wrap
11715s	in you you under armour throw and the
11717s	the bra some assaults round and just
11721s	and instantly you've got rat kebab
11724s	because it's also fried from the fire
11725s	right so you've got it's true it's got
11728s	it's on a skewer and now it's fried so
11730s	you've got a perfect rat kebab
11733s	i'm
11733s	[Music]
11744s	i pick it up and i
11747s	very slowly hand it over to chica
11750s	very slowly
11753s	just in a in a flurry of beak squawking
11757s	and rat viscera
11759s	just just tears it apart in the most
11762s	undignified manner you've never seen an
11765s	avianza eat before and you don't think
11767s	you ever want to see it again
11771s	it's the only time you'll be eating
11773s	today
11774s	i'm going to look it i'm gonna look at
11775s	tikka go that go down okay you're good
11782s	delicious
11788s	i lost my appetite nice
11791s	that's kind of funny disgusting
11793s	so you guys are in this really thin
11796s	really small space all right myron you
11799s	can see a door ahead of you and the the
11802s	corridor you're in looks to be a u-turn
11807s	oh interesting
11810s	so we have i have either
11812s	okay
11813s	examine the story
11816s	sure
11817s	uh make me an investigation check
11820s	you want me to put it in the chat for
11822s	you
11823s	uh
11824s	yeah
11827s	okay
11828s	oh you've got it
11830s	the door looks plain
11833s	no that's fine the door looks plain
11835s	there's no traps as far as you can tell
11837s	you can hear breathing on the other side
11842s	what kind of breathing i whisper yeah i
11844s	was for over them breathing of a dragon
11848s	kin
11849s	for sure okay yeah
11852s	okay don't worry guys i have a plan
11855s	wait no
11856s	[Music]
11858s	i have another plan guys
11861s	it involves
11862s	two fireballs
11864s	wait no
11867s	just
11870s	oh
11871s	gosh the door
11874s	let me just okay let me just
11877s	let me just cast clairvoyance okay
11883s	uh i actually i don't know if i have it
11884s	again
11886s	let me i don't i
11891s	anyone else want to give a go at like
11893s	maybe listening harder because i'm not
11895s	good at that
11897s	you won't be able to discern anything
11898s	else
11900s	at this point it's going to be go
11902s	through the door
11906s	i would go through the door
11909s	let's go
11911s	let's go
11912s	as our
11914s	lustrous illustrious leader i will uh be
11917s	the first to open the door
11921s	okay you go through
11924s	and you see a female blue
11928s	node on dragonkin clutching her head and
11931s	screaming
11932s	not screaming but shouting
11934s	and she turns to you and says oh
11936s	oh
11938s	you found me
11941s	i'm not dreaming am i no you're real i
11944s	can tell from the smell down here look
11946s	look up you can see that's my cellar
11948s	door i came down here
11951s	i was dragged down by two of my own i'm
11954s	sad saying they've kind of kept me here
11958s	how can i repay you
11961s	darling
11964s	we were sent to look for you
11966s	specifically
11968s	yes i think he's your name narissa
11972s	i am neressa that's correct
11976s	what we were sent to find you you have
11978s	to come with us
11980s	i will not leave
11983s	why not
11984s	what
11986s	others
11987s	others in gilano will need my help
11991s	as my brethren have turned on them i
11992s	must stay and i must help the heroes of
11995s	gilano
11996s	but wait
11999s	i i can hear him coming please
12002s	take this journal before karabakh comes
12005s	and run just run
12008s	we need to leave we need to leave now i
12010s	grabbed the journal
12011s	we could take them
12012s	what no
12025s	again
12025s	bid you farewell
12027s	you have a journal
12032s	you were able to make it out of the
12033s	sewers fine and carol has it
12037s	uh into the cathedral crypt again so
12040s	you're able to make your way out quickly
12041s	you can see here to the west is the
12043s	bridge
12045s	uh
12045s	it's been re-made
12047s	magically in the meantime
12049s	perhaps by the wrestler perhaps by
12051s	somebody else
12053s	and you're able to escape quick
12055s	now
12057s	surge back in the cathedral
12063s	he's gonna move us all over real quick
12064s	there you go
12066s	yes
12067s	we're gonna go next to the general heck
12068s	yeah
12070s	oh god i have to face my boss
12076s	four one you done goofed
12080s	the generals all turned to you
12082s	and krill in particular looks angry
12091s	she would not come
12093s	we had no choice but
12094s	was on the way
12097s	but she did give us this journal
12101s	crow asks for the journal one claw out
12105s	carol kind of i look towards carol
12107s	you're the one you're the one holding it
12110s	oh carol carol's holding it carol is
12113s	gonna um
12115s	kind of put it on the table and
12117s	slide it over
12118s	[Music]
12119s	okay
12121s	towards uh krill
12125s	his channel is justice
12129s	the other fronts are fading
12133s	what he said
12135s	yeah
12137s	i'm not sure how much good that journal
12139s	is going to be for our heroes here
12141s	or how the other fans are faring
12145s	perhaps the cathedral would have
12146s	succumbed by the time the heroes
12148s	returned you'll have to watch next
12149s	episode of our daring adventures
12152s	until then my name is chris from roldark
12157s	these have been your wonderful
12159s	influences for today
12161s	jaxis kathar
12163s	my channel and gossip girl
12165s	and we'll see you soon
12167s	and from all of the folks at jagex we
12169s	wish you all a pleasant day a happy
12171s	adventure
12172s	goodbye
12176s	[Music]
12181s	[Music]
12188s	[Music]
12190s	you

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