How comes noone is talking about the Steampunk goblins flying a zeppelin? What are your opinions?

In the original version of the question, I also included two additional options:

Modern technology, such as dwarves with assault rifles boarding a goblin aircraft carrier.

Scifi technology, such as dwarves with powered armour shooting lasers at goblin UFOs.

We removed them because they were a bit too far in terms of implying we might actually do this.