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| 1s | hello everyone and welcome to the second |
|---|---|
| 3s | of four installments of a very special |
| 5s | runescape dungeons and dragons adventure |
| 7s | my name is chris and i'm a professional |
| 8s | games master from roadhog.co.uk |
| 11s | tonight i'll be guiding these four |
| 13s | runescape influencers i think through |
| 15s | the elder god wars in gilenor |
| 18s | last time they headed out to the node on |
| 19s | front to try and help the wrestler she |
| 21s | passed a journal to the strikeforce |
| 24s | unfortunately the generals weren't too |
| 26s | happy but |
| 28s | let's recap each of our players shall we |
| 31s | let's start off with i think |
| 34s | this is ny channel over here to my left |
| 37s | uh let's let's take a look |
| 40s | yes hello my name is ny channel i am an |
| 44s | artist and i am playing carol aaron |
| 48s | a mother of three |
| 50s | a powerful princess sarah doman |
| 53s | she is |
| 54s | uh |
| 55s | she specializes in the art of healing |
| 57s | she is a cleric |
| 59s | and she is going to ask for your manager |
| 62s | before she hits you with her uh me |
| 65s | tenderizer |
| 68s | i |
| 74s | that reveal was wonderful |
| 76s | that's uh this is the first time i've |
| 79s | seen the streamers tonight so this is |
| 80s | obviously pre-planned well done on |
| 82s | dressing up |
| 84s | thank you thank you you look like you've |
| 85s | had your second marriage and you're |
| 87s | planning your third let's uh oh my god |
| 93s | let's let's move on |
| 96s | oh talk about the first husband |
| 100s | who does right |
| 101s | uh jaxis over to you yup |
| 108s | greetings my name is taymor and i have a |
| 111s | cool fluffy coat okay not in the game |
| 113s | but like you know |
| 114s | it's nice and it's nice and warm all |
| 116s | right don't judge me i am a lesser demon |
| 119s | and a great follower of zamorak and i |
| 122s | should be the one doing all the damage |
| 124s | myron |
| 125s | so we'll see how that |
| 127s | i'm sure plenty of people would be |
| 128s | falling to fire today |
| 132s | okay |
| 134s | again also parties |
| 140s | you look |
| 142s | you thank you uh |
| 146s | let's uh let's go with you sir what have |
| 148s | we got going on here |
| 150s | oh no oh |
| 152s | [Music] |
| 154s | nice |
| 160s | hello ladies and gentlemen my name is mr |
| 162s | cathar and welcome back to a very |
| 165s | special runescape dungeon adventure |
| 168s | i am tikka |
| 169s | they are the avianzi bard a follower of |
| 172s | the god of justice and i am totally |
| 174s | level-headed |
| 176s | and calm |
| 177s | collected and i will see this party |
| 179s | through to the end in one piece |
| 190s | i don't think i've ever gone bright red |
| 192s | on a stream before it's fantastic right |
| 194s | uh gossip car over to you |
| 197s | last but not least oh |
| 199s | oh no |
| 200s | hi he's got ears |
| 203s | i got the ears and everything um i am |
| 206s | the serene elf uh fighter |
| 208s | um i deal all the damage i am the group |
| 212s | tank and i rub it and i'm playing myron |
| 215s | sorry and i rub it in taymor's face |
| 217s | because i'm just better so |
| 220s | you're too short you can't rub anything |
| 221s | in my face |
| 223s | okay well |
| 235s | [Music] |
| 237s | okay |
| 238s | so for the sake of the viewers at home |
| 240s | um this is a complete surprise to me i |
| 242s | had |
| 243s | no idea that our wonderful influencers |
| 244s | were gonna dress up like this and i feel |
| 247s | privileged and honored um especially |
| 250s | with cathar's big bird impression it's |
| 252s | phenomenal |
| 257s | i don't know so |
| 259s | what we normally do with uh d d sessions |
| 262s | is we ask the players to recap what |
| 266s | happened |
| 267s | in the last session now in the last |
| 268s | session you guys stormed some sewers in |
| 271s | the node on from why don't you |
| 273s | explain what happened explain what went |
| 275s | on there |
| 277s | well you can if you'd like i bravely led |
| 280s | the party through the sewers and i |
| 281s | killed every single thing we come across |
| 284s | and nobody else in the party helped me |
| 286s | praise be to zamarak it was it was a |
| 289s | great time |
| 290s | and honestly you should just you should |
| 291s | just focus on on me this whole next time |
| 294s | because this this is where the action is |
| 296s | baby oh yes this is don't worry about |
| 298s | carol over there with her |
| 301s | pyramid schemes and don't worry about |
| 303s | you know the bird man he's we're having |
| 306s | him for dinner later he doesn't matter |
| 307s | so you know |
| 311s | i thought we were supposed to be acting |
| 313s | like our characters not like ourselves |
| 320s | all right so thank you guys so much for |
| 322s | coming to the dnd campaign uh it's over |
| 324s | now you can leave goodbye |
| 326s | i died |
| 329s | let me tell you what actually happened |
| 331s | okay |
| 332s | so what actually happened is we went |
| 335s | down the sewers um i was incredibly |
| 337s | stealthy but uh a certain large demon |
| 341s | and bird actually messed up my stride |
| 343s | and got us caught by |
| 345s | a |
| 346s | fighting dragon |
| 348s | uh |
| 349s | i almost said dragonborn uh a dragonkin |
| 352s | and a |
| 354s | strange shade a strange uh you know |
| 357s | ghost so |
| 358s | um |
| 359s | we had to violently |
| 361s | destroy them |
| 364s | we keep kept making our way and it |
| 366s | looked like marissa was right there but |
| 369s | we actually |
| 370s | somehow the |
| 371s | hallway collapsed and we fell into a |
| 374s | ravine where we had to fight more |
| 376s | uh |
| 377s | shadows and horde |
| 380s | monstrosities but eventually we were |
| 383s | able to make our way back up we found |
| 386s | two more dragon kin in which we had to |
| 387s | slay um i think uh |
| 390s | you know |
| 391s | i'm i'm humble i would admit i feel like |
| 395s | um |
| 396s | uh |
| 397s | tamor and |
| 400s | myron did a little little more than |
| 403s | i know so that's okay that's okay |
| 405s | and we found project |
| 407s | i did all of the killing i killed more |
| 409s | than taymor wow |
| 413s | um no one had any breakdowns one |
| 417s | one tamor i had one five |
| 420s | you got lucky lucky dice rules |
| 428s | i'm taking the strength it's very hard |
| 430s | for you |
| 432s | what did |
| 433s | with all of this killing going on what |
| 434s | did your character bring what did um |
| 437s | what did tika bring to the party |
| 439s | well chica definitely did not freak out |
| 442s | that didn't happen no such thing uh it |
| 444s | doesn't happen i am calm collected bird |
| 446s | my feathers do not get ruffled |
| 449s | you cannot wrestle these jimmies |
| 452s | i'm a convert |
| 453s | anybody who says otherwise it's gonna |
| 454s | die anyway i am calm sounds like a |
| 456s | challenge |
| 458s | um |
| 460s | i |
| 461s | i would say that |
| 463s | uh that carol definitely summed it up |
| 466s | correctly we made our way to narissa and |
| 469s | even though she would not come with us |
| 471s | she did leave us with um some |
| 472s | information |
| 474s | the generals don't see much value in it |
| 477s | but um |
| 478s | yeah job well done |
| 481s | okay |
| 482s | well now that and you guys have just |
| 483s | bought the journal back but before we |
| 485s | get into the game it's worth reminding |
| 487s | our viewers at home that these |
| 488s | adventures that we're playing out here |
| 490s | in dungeons and dragons run adjacent to |
| 492s | the adventures that you can see all the |
| 493s | time that the fine folks at jagex have |
| 495s | up at the moment in the elder god wars |
| 498s | um on runescape so |
| 500s | with that in mind please remember that |
| 501s | uh this is running at the same time so |
| 503s | it's not necessarily what you're gonna |
| 505s | see in the game but it's a good bit of |
| 507s | fun and it's a nice way to interact with |
| 509s | the runescape law so |
| 511s | krill had been uh particularly |
| 514s | angry with you guys |
| 516s | um |
| 517s | and had likened the journal that neressa |
| 520s | had given you to the graffiti on the |
| 522s | sewer walls in which you were just |
| 524s | climbing through |
| 525s | uh and at the last point he had asked |
| 528s | you how do you waste your time with |
| 534s | now this |
| 535s | steps between you and krill at this |
| 538s | point |
| 540s | everybody needs to calm down |
| 543s | naressa has shown |
| 545s | a large amount of constraint here |
| 548s | she is willing to help our brave |
| 550s | adventurers who are dealing with |
| 552s | everything |
| 553s | here to help them get through to help |
| 555s | them defeat |
| 557s | plagues upon us much like where we are |
| 560s | sending you next |
| 562s | you have no doubt seen the giant |
| 564s | aqueduct |
| 565s | across the city |
| 567s | and the arch glacial |
| 570s | streams along causing ice and chaos |
| 573s | everywhere |
| 575s | now |
| 576s | we wish you to travel south to this |
| 578s | ancient aqueduct as it's become frozen |
| 581s | from these |
| 583s | glacier rights |
| 584s | and there's a magic scroll |
| 586s | that you may need to unlock it once and |
| 588s | frozen you see once |
| 590s | the aqueduct is unfrozen heat can pass |
| 593s | along it and it will no longer be frozen |
| 595s | again there is a large mechanical |
| 597s | structure there and only you can deal |
| 599s | with it as our strike force |
| 603s | remember that |
| 605s | the arch glacial |
| 608s | is huge |
| 609s | and you'll be no match for him do not |
| 611s | try and intervene |
| 614s | and we'll be keeping an eye slightly |
| 616s | closer this time but these ropes and |
| 619s | grappling hooks will help you climb up |
| 621s | lest the enemy swarm you |
| 623s | i would not recommend flying as though |
| 626s | icy cold winds |
| 628s | will surely cut you down and smash you |
| 630s | across the cliff faced |
| 634s | so |
| 636s | with this in mind |
| 638s | i'll show you to the cliff which you |
| 639s | must climb up at the top |
| 642s | there is a cave |
| 643s | once passed through the cave you will |
| 645s | come out to a secret entrance within the |
| 647s | aqueduct and there is the mechanical |
| 649s | structure which you must unfreeze |
| 653s | now |
| 655s | just out of character there a little |
| 656s | moment |
| 657s | which of you has those dragon heat |
| 659s | gloves from last time |
| 661s | oh uh is that julia jaxus does |
| 664s | oh wait was it julia no i i gave you the |
| 666s | claws |
| 668s | oh that's right yeah |
| 669s | i have the heat gloves |
| 671s | apparently |
| 673s | i that's too something to give them up |
| 674s | but my myron and jaxis did all work and |
| 677s | got nothing that's what i'm hearing is |
| 679s | that yeah yeah |
| 681s | yep |
| 684s | jackson |
| 687s | you i had to save you nice |
| 691s | i saved you too |
| 693s | see we're back in character |
| 697s | he was the healer of the party you're |
| 699s | welcome details |
| 701s | details |
| 703s | so i thought you were a detail man |
| 707s | on this session it's worth remembering |
| 709s | those gloves in case you need them for |
| 711s | anything you'll only get one use of them |
| 713s | so use them wisely |
| 715s | yes i'm sure carol would have actually |
| 717s | went up to ziliana and um asked her to |
| 720s | look at them does she have to activate |
| 722s | them |
| 723s | or uh are they already |
| 725s | they're not activate any time you want |
| 727s | to use the magical items just let me |
| 728s | know and they'll be using and i'll let |
| 730s | you know if they manage to melt anything |
| 732s | or any damage that you want to cause |
| 734s | with them or anything like that or steam |
| 737s | rising from water that kind of thing |
| 739s | will be able to work out something with |
| 742s | very similar to uh jax's and her uh |
| 745s | demon form i expect |
| 750s | so |
| 752s | with all of this |
| 753s | natural talent |
| 755s | i must say |
| 758s | gonna lead you guys over to |
| 761s | the |
| 761s | climb towards the aqueduct |
| 767s | we're gonna go to the right down to the |
| 769s | bottom here of the aqueduct all you guys |
| 771s | on to the map one by one |
| 773s | so you're led there zuliana bids you |
| 776s | farewell points to the top |
| 778s | and there you are left |
| 782s | ten more looking very large there let me |
| 784s | just uh |
| 786s | obviously has had that weird bix this |
| 788s | morning |
| 789s | let's uh let's get that |
| 792s | a little bit |
| 793s | there we go okay ah |
| 796s | suddenly tamora shrinks five feet |
| 799s | oh it's this cold i tell you |
| 802s | i got in furnaces nothing had snow or |
| 805s | ice it was all ash wonderful ash |
| 810s | a cold one hurts you right |
| 813s | more so you guys you can see there's a |
| 817s | huge climb ahead of you like vertically |
| 820s | all the way up |
| 822s | um |
| 823s | it's maybe |
| 824s | you want to say |
| 826s | 150 feet and you can just about make out |
| 829s | there's a cave entrance |
| 831s | blackers night |
| 834s | before you can even talk about it |
| 837s | we can even think about it these two |
| 840s | icy glaciers begin to |
| 843s | swarm down off of the uh |
| 846s | the cliffside there begin to come for |
| 848s | you |
| 849s | join by a third and we're gonna start |
| 852s | straight from the beginning with asking |
| 853s | you guys to roll for initiative |
| 857s | [Music] |
| 858s | all right |
| 859s | that was quick so can you guys see what |
| 861s | these glaze sites look like |
| 864s | yeah we said yeah i love them we can |
| 866s | kind of |
| 868s | wait not |
| 871s | oh there we go there we go easy dub okay |
| 875s | so |
| 876s | gossip if you want to click the fist and |
| 878s | then you can roll for your initiative |
| 880s | that's right that's right you're right |
| 882s | yeah |
| 896s | wow |
| 897s | gossip these are these are quite small |
| 904s | so these things that have come down |
| 905s | gossip they look really small really |
| 907s | tiny |
| 908s | um |
| 909s | they're kind of made up for lots of |
| 911s | little chunks of ice |
| 913s | and you presume that these are the glaze |
| 914s | sites |
| 915s | uh that zuliana was talking about who's |
| 918s | um now you can see just |
| 920s | flying off back towards the cathedral |
| 923s | obviously confident in your abilities |
| 925s | although which one of you who knows |
| 928s | so we're going to start off with gossip |
| 931s | straight into the action here as you can |
| 933s | see these three glaciers ahead of you |
| 935s | now they're small creatures |
| 937s | so be wary |
| 942s | well |
| 943s | i'm feeling pretty you know myron's |
| 945s | feeling pretty cocky feeling pretty good |
| 946s | after you know |
| 948s | carrying carrying taymor last time so |
| 950s | what my character's gonna do |
| 952s | is |
| 953s | um is gonna |
| 955s | let's see how far |
| 958s | okay perfect um my character if i can |
| 962s | i'd love to move |
| 964s | um |
| 965s | her like right here |
| 966s | but in passing of taymor i just want to |
| 970s | tap on the shoulder and be like let me |
| 972s | show you how it's done |
| 974s | and then i don't want to take |
| 977s | i'm going to regret this um and i'm |
| 980s | going to take my |
| 982s | i want to take my frost brand long sword |
| 985s | um okay no |
| 989s | hey gossip |
| 992s | hello |
| 993s | welsh uh chris while she's passing me |
| 995s | and she says let me show you how it's |
| 997s | done i'm going to just cross my arms and |
| 999s | yell back you really should come up with |
| 1000s | better one-liners |
| 1003s | oh you're right |
| 1006s | um i'm just gonna |
| 1008s | i'm just gonna |
| 1009s | it's going to hit the thing but i'm also |
| 1011s | curious how much |
| 1014s | is it like could i use a torch as a |
| 1016s | weapon |
| 1020s | to cause fire damage |
| 1023s | yes |
| 1026s | um yeah you could use a torch as a |
| 1027s | weapon |
| 1028s | i will have to hurriedly remind myself |
| 1031s | yeah we can work that out |
| 1033s | for sure |
| 1034s | i didn't think i'd get this far okay |
| 1037s | something tells me hitting it with fire |
| 1039s | or ice brand isn't exactly a good idea |
| 1042s | yeah the fire is i mean the ice bird |
| 1044s | might not be the best so if you make a |
| 1047s | melee attack |
| 1049s | typically in dnd you make a melee attack |
| 1051s | with a burning torch and you hit |
| 1054s | because it uh it causes one point of |
| 1056s | damage |
| 1057s | just one |
| 1059s | that's all it does |
| 1061s | that's all it does |
| 1063s | oh |
| 1063s | [Music] |
| 1065s | okay want to try your sword i think i'm |
| 1067s | watching who knows |
| 1069s | i want to watch it it's a |
| 1072s | watch |
| 1073s | and i'd free action and like drop that |
| 1075s | torch and be like no way no way and then |
| 1078s | use just get my long sword yeah we'll |
| 1081s | we'll say that you |
| 1083s | there's a little bit of torch on the |
| 1084s | floor there's a torch on the floor i'll |
| 1086s | let have it cast a little bit of light |
| 1087s | around you there you go |
| 1089s | oh you're so nice let's see if this |
| 1092s | works okay i'm gonna click this button |
| 1095s | and then oh hello |
| 1098s | alone usability |
| 1101s | and then |
| 1106s | see what we've got that's a nice roll |
| 1109s | 24 is a solid hit on the gray side you |
| 1112s | watch that tamor i'm just kidding |
| 1115s | and then i'm gonna hit damage now do the |
| 1118s | damage |
| 1125s | okay |
| 1127s | so 11 points of damage now i want you to |
| 1130s | make me a quick |
| 1132s | insight check if you can see what's |
| 1134s | happened |
| 1135s | specifically with the cold piece |
| 1138s | [Music] |
| 1141s | oh yeah |
| 1143s | lucky rolls natural 20 okay i love it |
| 1148s | so um |
| 1151s | the the glacier |
| 1153s | is obviously made of some water like all |
| 1155s | ice is right |
| 1157s | and so its speed is going to be reduced |
| 1159s | heavily next turn |
| 1161s | um so it's worth remembering that |
| 1165s | so you've caused some of its legs to |
| 1169s | freeze as the the ice kind of hits |
| 1172s | through and shatters some of the glass |
| 1173s | and it's like a quick freeze effect so |
| 1177s | anything and it's stuck there |
| 1179s | so uh 11 points of damage on the first |
| 1182s | attack but of course |
| 1184s | we all know the myron |
| 1186s | has two |
| 1188s | let me just brush off my armor here |
| 1191s | okay |
| 1192s | [Laughter] |
| 1196s | i'm still laughing about the fact that |
| 1197s | you guys all dressed up i love it |
| 1200s | i wanted to surprise you |
| 1203s | oh |
| 1219s | i don't know what kind of laugh that was |
| 1220s | i'm so sorry |
| 1222s | okay can i distract her and make her |
| 1223s | miss |
| 1224s | that'd be funny |
| 1226s | wow |
| 1227s | here's my reaction hey myron look over |
| 1230s | there |
| 1232s | you hear that about a swing |
| 1236s | swing |
| 1237s | okay so two hits |
| 1240s | both of them caused this quick freeze |
| 1242s | one on each thing |
| 1245s | and it looks like it's a little bit more |
| 1247s | stuck in place it can still move but you |
| 1248s | don't think it's going to be able to |
| 1250s | move very far at all |
| 1252s | it's reactions may have been cut down a |
| 1254s | little bit so we'll see how that acts |
| 1257s | any sorry i'm passing over to tika that |
| 1259s | i should be asking myron are there any |
| 1261s | bonus actions at all |
| 1263s | um |
| 1264s | i can't think of any bonus actions as i |
| 1266s | only get two main attacks |
| 1268s | so i think i'm going to be good at this |
| 1270s | one |
| 1271s | okay |
| 1272s | so don't forget for this time you've got |
| 1274s | your action surge where you're able to |
| 1276s | get another action so you'd be able to |
| 1278s | get another two attacks and you've got |
| 1280s | your second wind where you can heal up |
| 1282s | should you require it at any point in |
| 1285s | the future |
| 1286s | an action surge isn't a bonus action so |
| 1288s | it's just uh |
| 1289s | you can just use it anytime so that's |
| 1292s | all good that's in there for you |
| 1294s | tikka |
| 1295s | over to you |
| 1298s | okay |
| 1299s | um |
| 1300s | a little too early to be bickering guys |
| 1303s | um |
| 1304s | i uh |
| 1306s | let's see i actually don't have a whole |
| 1308s | lot of options i think what i'm gonna |
| 1310s | try and do is |
| 1312s | just i'll i'll strike the same one that |
| 1314s | myron hit with a crossbow |
| 1316s | um |
| 1317s | i don't think i'm even gonna move i'll |
| 1319s | i'll go right here for it |
| 1321s | sure |
| 1322s | and and uh so let me just um |
| 1326s | hop |
| 1327s | crossbow |
| 1330s | yeah right uh so right click and then |
| 1333s | yeah you you can target it with the |
| 1335s | bottom left uh icon if you want to to |
| 1338s | show the |
| 1339s | of the uh hand there we go |
| 1342s | yeah you double right click it right |
| 1343s | there we go |
| 1345s | okay let's see |
| 1349s | okay 13. um that's not a hit i'm afraid |
| 1352s | so |
| 1355s | and the bolt shatters across uh the |
| 1358s | rocks to the other side of it |
| 1360s | unfortunately that's my favorite ball |
| 1370s | what am i gonna say to it as a |
| 1373s | as a bonus action i will cast um |
| 1377s | i will utilize the dancing rapier and |
| 1379s | spawn it |
| 1381s | in between all three of them |
| 1383s | um |
| 1385s | god i have to remember how to play |
| 1388s | there we go |
| 1390s | usually just happen |
| 1393s | and like i just want to put it oh you |
| 1395s | have to choose where i put it right |
| 1397s | i i can put it down for you yeah where |
| 1398s | would you like it |
| 1400s | um in between these three yeah |
| 1406s | and he's gonna it's gonna attack the |
| 1408s | same one so i'm gonna try that so you've |
| 1410s | got you've got advantage don't forget |
| 1412s | because you're gonna |
| 1415s | you're technically um |
| 1418s | you're uh |
| 1420s | the little flank technically behind it |
| 1422s | right |
| 1423s | yeah there we go so |
| 1424s | uh roll for the damage |
| 1429s | oh come on big money |
| 1431s | 10 points that's that's pretty good |
| 1433s | that's pretty good okay so but you |
| 1436s | you you |
| 1438s | shoot the crossbow flies across |
| 1440s | pings off the walls uh and you throw out |
| 1443s | the dancing rapier uh and it flies |
| 1445s | between the three of them uh naturally |
| 1448s | circling pirouetting in a figure of |
| 1450s | eight and slashes behind the one to the |
| 1452s | other side of myron uh managing to take |
| 1454s | out small chunks from behind it pretty |
| 1456s | good pretty good stuff yeah |
| 1459s | okay we like it so |
| 1462s | next up is the glaze site who |
| 1465s | is a little bit annoyed |
| 1468s | um with uh |
| 1470s | with myron so first of all |
| 1473s | it's gonna ask myron |
| 1475s | to make a strength saving throw |
| 1477s | shouldn't be no problem |
| 1480s | for the henshaw |
| 1483s | the headshot |
| 1485s | make sure they don't hit me i mean us me |
| 1488s | make sure they don't hit you right |
| 1491s | yeah me yeah |
| 1493s | use your crystals |
| 1498s | no problem at all 24 |
| 1500s | easily negates that you are |
| 1503s | absolutely fine so the creature tried to |
| 1506s | overwhelm you a little bit tried to push |
| 1508s | you within and mow its warp obviously |
| 1511s | with the damage you'd done previously it |
| 1513s | was no problem so it comes out of that |
| 1515s | form turns around to you and that raises |
| 1518s | its small hands like it's clubber in |
| 1520s | time and uh it's going to go after you |
| 1523s | with a simple slam attack |
| 1525s | oh yes that's what the glacier sound |
| 1527s | like |
| 1533s | a deep british gentleman flying through |
| 1538s | the glaciers |
| 1540s | i can't even think how that would sound |
| 1542s | like |
| 1543s | it's clever time |
| 1546s | oh see right there |
| 1548s | there you go heads yeah |
| 1550s | that makes sense that's what that's that |
| 1552s | that sounds like sentient ice |
| 1554s | yeah yeah they if they had mouths they |
| 1556s | would they would they'd make those |
| 1557s | noises yeah like do you want ice with |
| 1559s | that that's |
| 1561s | okay |
| 1564s | over to tema there we go |
| 1567s | i would like to sigh |
| 1569s | very deeply |
| 1571s | and move right next to myron |
| 1573s | right there |
| 1575s | and then i'm going to raise my staff |
| 1577s | almost right towards myron |
| 1580s | and look at her and say |
| 1582s | duck and then i'm going to cast fireball |
| 1584s | farther down the line so that the |
| 1586s | 20-foot radius just misses myron and |
| 1589s | catches the last one |
| 1592s | is this uh you you are |
| 1594s | presently myron's unofficial hairdresser |
| 1596s | right now it's um |
| 1599s | yeah i know let's look i promise |
| 1601s | i can't go for another haircut |
| 1604s | but let's |
| 1605s | let's |
| 1606s | let's get that viable going jaxus |
| 1609s | yep |
| 1611s | okay so i'm going to use a uh |
| 1613s | a staff of our charge |
| 1616s | oh okay |
| 1618s | so just use it normally and we'll uh |
| 1620s | there you go pop the template in |
| 1622s | right i'll make sure that you get your |
| 1624s | magic back |
| 1627s | [Applause] |
| 1638s | yeah you know well you never liked |
| 1640s | nature anyway right |
| 1642s | like yeah you know summer cathar's |
| 1644s | descendants could be in there nesting |
| 1646s | but hey |
| 1648s | oh what's the matter |
| 1650s | phil's character |
| 1652s | builds |
| 1659s | so all three of them absolutely fail |
| 1663s | their savings so i'm gonna ask you to |
| 1665s | make some damage at this point |
| 1668s | um |
| 1668s | we're gonna find out |
| 1671s | oh no now |
| 1674s | i'm gonna ask you |
| 1676s | 23 that's pretty good but i'm going to |
| 1678s | ask you to make me an inside check as |
| 1680s | well |
| 1681s | okay |
| 1686s | normal |
| 1689s | okay |
| 1690s | you recognize the fire |
| 1694s | give me sight beyond sight um |
| 1697s | you recognize that these guys are |
| 1700s | definitely susceptible to fire damage |
| 1702s | for sure and that it does a little bit |
| 1705s | more |
| 1706s | uh than you first thought |
| 1715s | the glaze in front of |
| 1717s | myron looks |
| 1719s | like an absolute mess there are bits |
| 1722s | falling off him left right and center |
| 1724s | and the other two |
| 1726s | they look pretty bad |
| 1727s | like |
| 1728s | they're not looking good |
| 1731s | they were like gossip or uh not gossip |
| 1733s | they were like uh |
| 1735s | carol was at the start of uh the last |
| 1737s | session |
| 1743s | a messy happy hour that's uh |
| 1747s | stricter why carol |
| 1750s | yeah i |
| 1751s | will that there was an offer on why |
| 1756s | that's |
| 1760s | um |
| 1766s | no bonus actions after nothing you want |
| 1769s | to shout about your your new crispy |
| 1771s | little friends there or your new melted |
| 1774s | little friends |
| 1777s | no |
| 1778s | i think |
| 1781s | just smirk and bask in the heat |
| 1783s | and uh the melted |
| 1785s | icicles in front of you okay it's good |
| 1787s | like my hands out for a little bit yeah |
| 1790s | it's a little ducked in front of you |
| 1792s | [Laughter] |
| 1796s | did you duck |
| 1798s | i think so |
| 1799s | okay i hope so i hope so |
| 1802s | hopes no i mean we told you too |
| 1806s | i warned you |
| 1808s | so |
| 1810s | this one is gonna move here so it's |
| 1812s | still within the dancing rapiers um |
| 1815s | uh field so it doesn't provoke an |
| 1818s | opportunity attack |
| 1820s | and then it's gonna try and slam tame or |
| 1822s | twice |
| 1825s | paymore or tikka |
| 1827s | tikka sorry zika i do beg your pun |
| 1830s | so sorry |
| 1831s | the first one is such |
| 1834s | a critical failure a natural one in fact |
| 1838s | oh wow |
| 1842s | could i please get a d100 yeah |
| 1861s | [Music] |
| 1862s | oh so against this one he's opened |
| 1865s | himself up by over extending himself a |
| 1868s | little bit so we're gonna put a little |
| 1870s | scared face on him because the next |
| 1872s | attack against him regardless of where |
| 1875s | they are will have advantage |
| 1879s | okay so worth remembering that |
| 1882s | um |
| 1883s | so yeah that's pretty good |
| 1885s | um |
| 1887s | let's go on to carol |
| 1891s | how |
| 1894s | i'm doing all right but you know i think |
| 1896s | it's time to break the ice |
| 1905s | [Music] |
| 1918s | ah he does he does what can i say |
| 1922s | um |
| 1923s | so since i have an advantage um |
| 1925s | [Music] |
| 1926s | i'm gonna hold off on testing out my |
| 1929s | gloves and i'm gonna hit them with a |
| 1931s | little sacred flame a little something |
| 1933s | for my essential oils |
| 1934s | here we go |
| 1938s | so let's uh drain julia |
| 1942s | let's see if it uh manages to dodge |
| 1945s | first |
| 1946s | it does |
| 1948s | so the sacred flame comes from on high |
| 1950s | obviously the radiance as it was coming |
| 1953s | down got distracted by all the ice |
| 1955s | that's everywhere and kind of |
| 1957s | in the clouds and |
| 1958s | the glacier just manages to step to one |
| 1961s | side |
| 1962s | so apologies but it's a no-go |
| 1967s | smh redeem |
| 1974s | but |
| 1975s | obviously |
| 1976s | you guys know that there's plenty of |
| 1978s | opportunities anything else that carol |
| 1980s | would like to do at this point and why |
| 1983s | um i think that's i think that's it for |
| 1985s | now |
| 1986s | you're all good okay |
| 1989s | right let's uh |
| 1992s | can i look over my finger towards her |
| 1994s | and |
| 1995s | just say not quite as dexterous as you |
| 1998s | were earlier are you |
| 2000s | oh |
| 2006s | oh please |
| 2007s | uh-huh we'll see how dexterous you are |
| 2009s | when you climb those rocks |
| 2012s | okay |
| 2013s | all right |
| 2015s | these are bumbling |
| 2023s | we'll see how that goes all right the |
| 2025s | glacier can go now |
| 2028s | so the final glacier comes here |
| 2031s | and the two of them kind of look at each |
| 2033s | other |
| 2034s | and they begin to |
| 2037s | hold each other's |
| 2038s | icy arms together and they merge into a |
| 2041s | much bigger glaze site |
| 2044s | how |
| 2045s | cute oh |
| 2046s | we don't like that |
| 2049s | why it's only one target |
| 2052s | that's a problem |
| 2055s | see that is character development |
| 2057s | look at him take notes everyone |
| 2061s | sacrifice others in the name of greater |
| 2063s | strength |
| 2064s | hails and he becomes a lot bigger |
| 2068s | more stronger |
| 2070s | oh no he's getting bigger looks just |
| 2072s | like my children |
| 2077s | how how many of your children are bigger |
| 2079s | than a glazed eye at this point carol |
| 2081s | what's uh |
| 2083s | what what level of school are they at |
| 2085s | how do you three talk to us about that |
| 2088s | just one um one is going into college |
| 2091s | actually this year she's very excited um |
| 2094s | the other two they're still in high |
| 2095s | school verity taurean obviously |
| 2099s | going into college that means sooner or |
| 2100s | later you might become a grandma |
| 2104s | no |
| 2104s | oh no |
| 2106s | we don't talk about it |
| 2108s | and now our asians bring you this brief |
| 2110s | character development |
| 2113s | okay |
| 2115s | the glacier |
| 2116s | looks to uh |
| 2119s | the the much larger glacier looks over |
| 2121s | to myron |
| 2123s | uh points one finger |
| 2126s | and begins to smash |
| 2128s | down |
| 2129s | with a big couple of slams |
| 2135s | [Laughter] |
| 2137s | that's a 19 hit no of course not you're |
| 2139s | on a 20. |
| 2141s | oh plus nine to hit |
| 2146s | okay |
| 2147s | no both hits you managed to |
| 2150s | with sword and shield no problem at all |
| 2154s | jesus it's going to take a little bit |
| 2155s | more |
| 2157s | now we pass it to the tank of the hour |
| 2160s | myron |
| 2161s | thank you thank you so much |
| 2163s | um |
| 2164s | i'm gonna look behind like like cause |
| 2166s | like |
| 2167s | i saw i know that tamar went behind me |
| 2169s | and like did like a whole fire blast so |
| 2171s | what i'm gonna do is i'm just gonna look |
| 2173s | up and just be like |
| 2175s | cheeky and then i'm just gonna take my |
| 2177s | sword and i'm just gonna after seeing |
| 2179s | two of them merge into one i'm gonna |
| 2181s | take the small one because uh |
| 2184s | um |
| 2185s | health is already kind of down so i'm |
| 2187s | going to take one swing at that guy with |
| 2189s | my uh my long sword i understand you |
| 2192s | want to go for the easy target that's |
| 2194s | all good let's uh let's see how it goes |
| 2196s | i just wanted to get bigger |
| 2207s | [Music] |
| 2212s | unfortunately despite its diminutive |
| 2214s | sides and um |
| 2218s | not looking good but |
| 2221s | i guess you should roll with advantage |
| 2223s | so make so roll that again in case you |
| 2225s | do get a second one because you're |
| 2227s | flanking with the dancing rapier so make |
| 2229s | sure that you do so rolling roll it |
| 2231s | normal again |
| 2232s | yeah |
| 2233s | and then the second attack roll with |
| 2235s | advantage are you kidding |
| 2239s | every time |
| 2241s | every |
| 2249s | was possible but here we are |
| 2251s | oh my gosh case jackson's face isn't |
| 2254s | telling the story that you can all see |
| 2257s | uh gossip cole managed to get a natural |
| 2259s | 20 again |
| 2261s | uh so roll damage with uh critical |
| 2266s | oh this is gonna be sweet |
| 2269s | oh |
| 2271s | 21 points of damage still |
| 2274s | the glacier stands and shakes |
| 2278s | as the small bits of ice are only |
| 2280s | holding it together |
| 2282s | you do have a second attack |
| 2285s | i'm gonna beat him up i don't like that |
| 2287s | he's still alive with advantage |
| 2290s | i don't like he's still alive 2021 |
| 2294s | that's a hit |
| 2296s | less roll damage normally this is so fun |
| 2299s | okay i hate it here i want to go home |
| 2305s | 17 points |
| 2309s | so |
| 2310s | you've done a huge amount of damage on |
| 2312s | the first blow the you smash the glacier |
| 2316s | into the side with the second with your |
| 2318s | shield and then string through your uh |
| 2321s | frost brand long sword as the gray side |
| 2324s | just |
| 2326s | into a hundred small bits of ice in |
| 2329s | front of you |
| 2330s | perhaps you can offer carol some to go |
| 2332s | in our wine to keep it nice and chill i |
| 2334s | think |
| 2335s | what i might do is fresh i might like |
| 2338s | when i see it like disintegrate i'm |
| 2341s | gonna look over at taymor be like i |
| 2343s | think that's one for the day and offer |
| 2344s | like this really funny wink and then i'm |
| 2347s | gonna pick up some ice and then look at |
| 2348s | carol and like throw it her way and be |
| 2350s | like |
| 2354s | you should probably chill that wine |
| 2356s | i think that'd be fun |
| 2358s | hey you know what |
| 2359s | actually |
| 2360s | i think she |
| 2362s | reacts happily to that oh thank you |
| 2364s | she's gonna |
| 2365s | oh my gosh |
| 2368s | the reaction i was hoping for |
| 2369s | [Laughter] |
| 2373s | oh well actually that's not a bad idea |
| 2375s | chill it up do you put ice in wine i |
| 2377s | don't say i don't know |
| 2379s | anymore okay |
| 2382s | never better |
| 2388s | okay gossip you've still got bonus |
| 2391s | action and movement should you wish to |
| 2393s | use it |
| 2395s | um |
| 2397s | i wonder what my bonus action |
| 2401s | i can't think of anything um |
| 2403s | as a fighter not very much to be honest |
| 2405s | with you as a knight |
| 2407s | um |
| 2408s | you've really only got uh |
| 2411s | the second win |
| 2414s | should you ever need it to uh heal |
| 2416s | yourself you've got second wind but |
| 2418s | i don't think you need to worry about |
| 2419s | that at the moment having seen that |
| 2421s | prolific uh attack then |
| 2425s | so i think |
| 2427s | yeah i'm just gonna stay there i think |
| 2428s | i'm just gonna do that stay there okay |
| 2431s | uh |
| 2432s | tikka |
| 2434s | okay |
| 2435s | all right |
| 2436s | yeah how are you faring |
| 2439s | uh well that was a lot to witness um but |
| 2442s | i i it's probably trying to keep his |
| 2445s | cool here he's he's shivering his |
| 2446s | feathers off but |
| 2448s | okay |
| 2449s | that's enough we're not done yet here |
| 2452s | keeping it |
| 2454s | keeping his school |
| 2458s | [Music] |
| 2460s | oh my gosh |
| 2462s | [Music] |
| 2464s | we have fun |
| 2467s | yeah all right well since we're running |
| 2469s | away from this thing isn't really an |
| 2470s | option |
| 2471s | i have to |
| 2472s | oh yeah yeah sure just one one minute |
| 2475s | here let me just let me just you know |
| 2477s | take it out |
| 2478s | um i'm gonna go ahead and hit it with |
| 2483s | uh i'm gonna hit it with my claws the |
| 2485s | ones i got from the last my dragon claws |
| 2488s | whatever they are oh |
| 2489s | um should be your inventory |
| 2492s | yep i see them |
| 2495s | oh let's see hold on you got it there we |
| 2496s | go |
| 2500s | and do i still have advantage where the |
| 2501s | rapier is or |
| 2504s | no huge i don't think you can get |
| 2506s | advantage from there really um so yeah |
| 2510s | there's no advantage to be gained |
| 2513s | okay |
| 2516s | but it's a good hit i don't think i need |
| 2518s | it |
| 2520s | all right so damage let's go |
| 2524s | ah |
| 2528s | okay so seven points of damage on the |
| 2530s | attack with the claws to start so you |
| 2533s | you pull out these claws these huge |
| 2535s | dragon these like the claws that the |
| 2537s | shades had i believe |
| 2539s | you just start ripping and tearing with |
| 2541s | both of them uh and uh like wolverine |
| 2546s | and uh sooner or later bits of ice start |
| 2549s | going but obviously this is a much |
| 2551s | bigger beast |
| 2553s | or a much bigger |
| 2554s | glaze light than you came across |
| 2556s | previously so it's going to take a |
| 2558s | little bit more to uh |
| 2560s | to melt this guy |
| 2563s | any bonus action or |
| 2565s | you could move |
| 2567s | your um |
| 2569s | your rapier down so that we can uh uh |
| 2571s | yeah |
| 2572s | moving it down just behind it um would |
| 2575s | be awesome can it still attack or is it |
| 2577s | one or the other |
| 2578s | yeah it can still attack we'll allow |
| 2579s | that so get your rapier up and we'll um |
| 2582s | allow you then to you can then make that |
| 2584s | with um |
| 2586s | advantage if you so wish |
| 2589s | okay |
| 2594s | so that's a good thing yeah |
| 2596s | most damage |
| 2599s | oh this rapier is carrying me |
| 2610s | it's a little cold |
| 2612s | uh |
| 2613s | all right and i think |
| 2615s | i i i i'm gonna i'm gonna end my turn |
| 2618s | there |
| 2622s | you know for someone with talons these |
| 2624s | claws are amazing |
| 2630s | damn it i keep trying to drink this but |
| 2631s | i keep forgetting it's empty oh my gosh |
| 2635s | where's all the coffee jackses you're |
| 2637s | you're certainly dressed for the |
| 2638s | occasion with all this ice flying around |
| 2640s | today |
| 2643s | that's gotta go out and style |
| 2646s | absolutely |
| 2648s | why don't we uh |
| 2650s | why don't we see what's going to go on |
| 2651s | here so you you've obviously just melted |
| 2654s | and done the majority of damage |
| 2656s | previously to three of these guys |
| 2658s | there's now one big guy left how are you |
| 2660s | gonna handle it oh yes |
| 2663s | oh |
| 2664s | you know |
| 2666s | ice and demons don't usually mix |
| 2670s | uh and i have seen that fireball |
| 2672s | uh you know |
| 2674s | not too bad of a spell to use so why |
| 2677s | don't i just |
| 2679s | i'm going to brush aside tikka's wing |
| 2681s | from in front of my face just so i don't |
| 2683s | singe him to |
| 2684s | raise my staff |
| 2686s | aim for another nearest tree |
| 2689s | and |
| 2692s | i'm going to say you know |
| 2694s | you won't like me when i'm fuming and |
| 2696s | cast fire |
| 2698s | man the wildlife for this particular |
| 2700s | eclipse got it rough huh like this is uh |
| 2704s | they're tourist fires really oh my gosh |
| 2711s | so let's see |
| 2717s | oh he passes |
| 2719s | oh he does |
| 2721s | it still takes damage though |
| 2724s | so instead of taking half damage it will |
| 2726s | take the normal amount of damage instead |
| 2728s | of |
| 2730s | okay |
| 2731s | yeah you did well like you had |
| 2734s | uh two sixes in there and only one one |
| 2736s | pretty good really good so 30 points of |
| 2739s | damage at the glacier is kind of |
| 2742s | pushing back against the fire as it |
| 2744s | comes on just as quickly as that you |
| 2747s | snap your fingers |
| 2748s | and the fire |
| 2749s | shrinks down into nothing |
| 2753s | so i'm going to look over at tikka and |
| 2756s | say feeling warmer now |
| 2759s | i will flutter my feathers a little bit |
| 2762s | just yes actually i really like that |
| 2767s | just like oh let me do it again oh my |
| 2769s | god it's fireball now |
| 2783s | well |
| 2785s | carol is going to uh maybe to the side |
| 2789s | just go um |
| 2790s | would you like to not alert every single |
| 2793s | clay site to our location |
| 2796s | thank you and i'm going to hit uh |
| 2798s | basically site with inspectors |
| 2801s | i'm sorry could you say thank you again |
| 2803s | please thank you |
| 2805s | yep yes thank you |
| 2808s | i need that as a ringtone now my new |
| 2810s | node |
| 2812s | thank you well let's get |
| 2815s | that |
| 2817s | so you're going to need to get a little |
| 2819s | bit closer carol if that's what you want |
| 2820s | to do you're right |
| 2822s | okay is it possible to squeeze past uh |
| 2825s | oh yeah |
| 2827s | you'll be able to get to the north of it |
| 2828s | no problem |
| 2831s | like how carol's then in that exact |
| 2833s | movement has kick flipped herself off |
| 2835s | the uh |
| 2836s | off the rocks |
| 2854s | all the spinning i do |
| 2858s | someone's had the peloton bike out right |
| 2861s | let's uh |
| 2862s | that's a solid hit let's roll for the |
| 2864s | damage |
| 2866s | that's 26 points okay pretty cool pretty |
| 2869s | cool |
| 2874s | i like that a lot so uh inflict wounds |
| 2877s | is |
| 2878s | um |
| 2880s | well i tell you what it's why don't you |
| 2882s | describe how you're gonna inflict the |
| 2883s | wounds how are you gonna damage this |
| 2885s | glaze i want what exactly which well |
| 2888s | it's obviously gonna come through your |
| 2889s | tenderizer somehow or what's what's the |
| 2892s | spell gonna look like how is it gonna |
| 2893s | inflict the wound |
| 2895s | well this is a necrotic spell so um as a |
| 2898s | nurse uh she's seen quite a few snotty |
| 2901s | kids in her diet so she knows exactly |
| 2905s | what will cause uh this h2o to be h2no |
| 2910s | so she's gonna take her pulverizer |
| 2913s | uh i think she'll like swing it right |
| 2916s | into its chest and it has this kind of |
| 2919s | like |
| 2920s | crackling purple energy it's not very |
| 2923s | it's not very aesthetic for her but it |
| 2924s | gets the job done um |
| 2926s | and it's gonna |
| 2928s | like maybe crack some |
| 2930s | like purple light into its chess cat |
| 2934s | sure |
| 2935s | it's worth saying to our viewers at home |
| 2937s | that not all dnd games are one giant |
| 2939s | meme and that quite a lot of the runners |
| 2943s | grim dark |
| 2944s | kind of witcher style stuff uh but this |
| 2948s | one is definitely meme worthy for sure |
| 2952s | you won't be able to tell with this |
| 2954s | party eh |
| 2960s | love it love it that's that's awesome so |
| 2962s | the glacier at this point is looking |
| 2965s | really frustrated |
| 2967s | he's |
| 2968s | surrounded by |
| 2970s | dancing rapier |
| 2972s | and three adventurers and an angry |
| 2974s | looking demon just behind them |
| 2977s | um |
| 2980s | because i don't know which one of you to |
| 2982s | hit i'm gonna make it nice and fair |
| 2986s | and roll the dice |
| 2988s | oh |
| 2990s | cause that's all you're gonna say and |
| 2991s | hit all of you with an aoe |
| 2994s | i don't know |
| 2995s | sorry tikka ah |
| 3006s | uh first attack hits let's do the the |
| 3009s | second attack while we're here as well |
| 3011s | uh second attack hits as well so |
| 3016s | uh we'll roll |
| 3017s | normal damage for the first one |
| 3020s | 17 and we'll roll normal damage for the |
| 3022s | second one |
| 3025s | another 17. so |
| 3027s | 34 points of damage to tikka means that |
| 3030s | tikka for a bird with only 33 health |
| 3037s | tica as the |
| 3039s | these two giant fists |
| 3042s | just gets pummeled bang down into the |
| 3045s | ground it's currently unconscious so |
| 3048s | i'm gonna |
| 3055s | [Laughter] |
| 3067s | oh all right all right i'm making a i'm |
| 3069s | making a what |
| 3071s | a death saving though |
| 3076s | you could die double click into your uh |
| 3078s | character sheet |
| 3079s | and then click the skull in the top left |
| 3083s | let's see |
| 3084s | does death save under utility do the |
| 3086s | same thing |
| 3088s | yes |
| 3089s | i believe so okay |
| 3091s | let's hope |
| 3093s | normal advantage disadvantage |
| 3109s | to the ground |
| 3111s | gets a a natural 20 on their death |
| 3113s | saving throw and gets up with one health |
| 3116s | point |
| 3118s | the glacier looks at you incredulously |
| 3120s | like |
| 3122s | oh |
| 3123s | angry and frustrated that despite its |
| 3126s | best attack |
| 3127s | you can't keep a good bird down |
| 3132s | that's also the title of carol's |
| 3135s | autobiography let's um carry on now |
| 3141s | yes |
| 3147s | does he know this life has to be |
| 3149s | written down for the history books |
| 3153s | oh my gosh |
| 3155s | um so what i want to do is after having |
| 3158s | watched tikka |
| 3160s | uh |
| 3160s | go down and come back up i just want to |
| 3163s | glance down to the feather that i see on |
| 3165s | the ground and just say i'm sorry is |
| 3166s | this yours and then i want to take my |
| 3169s | sword and just whack the crap out of |
| 3172s | this |
| 3173s | this giant ice creature who just hurt my |
| 3176s | friend |
| 3177s | oh |
| 3179s | friend you all met yesterday |
| 3182s | we're getting friendly with one another |
| 3185s | right today |
| 3187s | we carry everybody you got to be friends |
| 3188s | with everyone |
| 3191s | you'd all be a lot more friendly if |
| 3193s | carol would share that wine |
| 3198s | not yet |
| 3201s | am i right am i |
| 3203s | rolling at advantage |
| 3205s | because of the uh |
| 3207s | okay no that there's nothing in a |
| 3209s | straight line there |
| 3211s | so this this whole map is made to be |
| 3213s | very constrictive so you're gonna have |
| 3215s | to really think about um as you're going |
| 3217s | up on ledges and stuff how you're gonna |
| 3219s | fight how you're gonna deal with things |
| 3220s | that come at you smart okay |
| 3223s | let's see if it works |
| 3226s | oh no |
| 3229s | it's a miss i'm afraid |
| 3232s | on the first one |
| 3236s | i'm going to try it again |
| 3243s | miss i'm afraid again |
| 3246s | i'm just going to go ah |
| 3248s | damore you want to take this one |
| 3252s | the charity |
| 3256s | you cannot deal with your own failure so |
| 3259s | where did that lead you |
| 3261s | back to me failure |
| 3266s | misses two attacks |
| 3267s | [Music] |
| 3270s | see the problem is you're all standing |
| 3272s | oh chase around the glacier |
| 3275s | that's usually where fire goes |
| 3279s | oh no |
| 3281s | don't you [ __ ] dare |
| 3284s | no no don't worry |
| 3287s | i use the one damn it |
| 3290s | yep that's the one don't worry tika i |
| 3292s | prefer poultry fresh |
| 3295s | oh my gosh |
| 3297s | smh |
| 3304s | so myrin any do you want to move at all |
| 3307s | or |
| 3308s | are you gonna |
| 3309s | stay in the firing line so to speak um |
| 3313s | i'm gonna just casually i'm gonna be |
| 3315s | smart |
| 3316s | because i don't trust taymor |
| 3318s | so what i to do is just |
| 3323s | go here so that way if tikka falls i |
| 3326s | catch him cause that's what good friends |
| 3327s | do i picked up his feather and i gotta |
| 3330s | put it back on him it's gonna be fine |
| 3333s | just |
| 3346s | you dodge out the way no problem at all |
| 3349s | thanks man |
| 3350s | look at you and your armored ac |
| 3354s | oh i'm i'm iron i have a shield |
| 3357s | i could take hits oh don't deal damn if |
| 3359s | he did anymore it's okay |
| 3364s | eat it |
| 3366s | i got some i got some jokes i got some |
| 3368s | jokes uh-huh you got jokes |
| 3371s | yeah |
| 3372s | you got any funny ones you'll find a gal |
| 3373s | huh |
| 3374s | oh god oh i'm just gonna start like |
| 3378s | going like this trying to find a book of |
| 3379s | jokes |
| 3383s | doing that |
| 3394s | i'm in a pickle |
| 3395s | i'm in a pickle yourself um |
| 3398s | but i need to get away from this thing |
| 3401s | but i can't necessarily so what i want |
| 3403s | to do |
| 3405s | is i want to cast |
| 3407s | phantasmal force on it |
| 3410s | oh |
| 3412s | okay |
| 3415s | let's go let's let's see |
| 3418s | i am going to be casting this as a third |
| 3420s | level spell i am desperate oh wow okay |
| 3423s | oh wow |
| 3425s | what |
| 3428s | let's go gosh that's a that's a lot it's |
| 3430s | a lot of information that is like chat |
| 3433s | you guys can't see |
| 3434s | uh the spell but it's like four |
| 3436s | paragraphs of words yeah it covers a lot |
| 3440s | reader here |
| 3442s | jax is reading it like quest text that's |
| 3445s | uh all over |
| 3449s | don't worry guys i trained for this one |
| 3450s | moment |
| 3452s | oh my gosh let's uh |
| 3454s | try and make a savings throw |
| 3456s | um what's what's your what's your spell |
| 3460s | it's uh 15 |
| 3462s | you're you're small dc is 15 |
| 3464s | and that gets a 14. now it rolled a 17 |
| 3468s | but it has a minus three to intelligence |
| 3471s | so oh wow i am looking out here |
| 3477s | the spell |
| 3478s | hits so what are you gonna do |
| 3481s | um so okay so it says for those who |
| 3484s | can't read this the phantasm includes |
| 3486s | sound temperature and other stimuli also |
| 3488s | evident only to the creature i want to |
| 3491s | trick it into thinking it's getting hit |
| 3492s | by another fireball |
| 3495s | so it feels heat it hears the crackle of |
| 3497s | the fire |
| 3499s | um |
| 3501s | and i guess i guess this does |
| 3503s | technically damage it |
| 3504s | psychologically absolutely yeah because |
| 3506s | it's psychological yeah so um roll for |
| 3509s | damage |
| 3511s | all right great plan cathar trick it |
| 3513s | into think it's getting hit by a |
| 3514s | fireball and then i hit it with a real |
| 3516s | fireball it's it's foolproof you'll |
| 3518s | never see it coming |
| 3520s | i fooled you |
| 3522s | not much damage but |
| 3524s | it takes fire damage but it's also |
| 3527s | distracted at this point we're to say so |
| 3530s | because it's fire |
| 3532s | it means that the next attack it means |
| 3533s | that it won't be able to take attack of |
| 3535s | opportunities for |
| 3537s | um |
| 3538s | the next term because it's already tried |
| 3540s | to take one on my in this turn so it |
| 3541s | wouldn't have one anyway so we'll say |
| 3543s | for this turn and next there are no |
| 3545s | attack of opportunities so if you wanted |
| 3547s | to squawk away you'd be more yeah able |
| 3550s | to no that's |
| 3552s | after you know i'm on the ground after |
| 3555s | hitting it with a spell and watching it |
| 3557s | be successfully distracted i just |
| 3560s | claw drag myself across the ground |
| 3564s | behind my we'll be right here |
| 3567s | and just |
| 3568s | panting and squawking |
| 3571s | and exhaustion i use |
| 3573s | i hate |
| 3575s | i hate this thing |
| 3578s | you've still got your bonus action to |
| 3580s | hit it with the rapier as well yeah |
| 3582s | yeah i'm gonna hit it with the preview |
| 3584s | why not |
| 3586s | not so let's see here |
| 3594s | oh |
| 3596s | the rapier doesn't know |
| 3600s | let's uh let's have a d 100 for that |
| 3602s | natural one that you got there catholic |
| 3604s | sir hey you better you better aim me |
| 3606s | that bad boy at uh yeah |
| 3609s | the glacier not me |
| 3612s | let's see what happens this could be |
| 3614s | good |
| 3616s | this could be good this could be bad |
| 3618s | well this makes sense |
| 3620s | so you've missed it so badly by trying |
| 3623s | to control the rapier that you're now |
| 3625s | afraid of the glacier |
| 3628s | so |
| 3628s | oh you know we're going to put this |
| 3631s | little token on you there just to show |
| 3633s | how scared you are |
| 3635s | uh |
| 3636s | wings |
| 3640s | but |
| 3641s | thematically |
| 3644s | this glaze site has just absolutely |
| 3646s | smashed you to the ground you've had to |
| 3649s | try and trick it with fire |
| 3651s | uh that's not really fire to get away |
| 3654s | from it um so it's no wonder that your |
| 3656s | mind's playing games with you and it you |
| 3658s | you've not been able to do much damage |
| 3660s | to it uh therefore you being frightened |
| 3663s | of the glace site makes perfect sense |
| 3667s | so yeah |
| 3668s | is it a full full-blown panic behind |
| 3671s | myron interior timber just get that |
| 3673s | thing away from me get it away |
| 3679s | kind of just mumbling to himself |
| 3681s | a little bit of rocking back and forth |
| 3684s | he's having a bad day he's having a very |
| 3686s | bad day another breakdown |
| 3688s | another big deal let me |
| 3690s | let me explain what frightened means to |
| 3692s | you versus this creature now so you're |
| 3694s | so scared of this glacier that you can't |
| 3697s | willingly move closer to the source of |
| 3699s | its sphere |
| 3700s | you will have disadvantage on all |
| 3702s | ability checks and attract roles |
| 3705s | while the glacier is within your line of |
| 3707s | sight |
| 3708s | so for the sake of this you always until |
| 3711s | that glacier is gone you're going to be |
| 3713s | afraid of it and have disadvantage |
| 3716s | but |
| 3716s | considering that you almost died from it |
| 3720s | i think that's fair you know nobody saw |
| 3722s | jason vaugha he's coming after them and |
| 3724s | was like hey buddy you want to get a |
| 3726s | cinnabon no there was uh there was a |
| 3729s | distinct amount of fear there for sure |
| 3733s | so |
| 3734s | speaking of things to be scared of we're |
| 3736s | going to move on to tamar |
| 3738s | yes |
| 3739s | what a transition |
| 3740s | over to you |
| 3743s | beautiful it's about to get even more |
| 3744s | scary i'm looking up at this glacier i |
| 3746s | glance over tikka and i say all right |
| 3749s | this is getting silly |
| 3751s | enough games and i go |
| 3753s | demon mode |
| 3755s | and i want to step up |
| 3756s | right in front of it |
| 3759s | let's uh let's get the transition going |
| 3763s | yeah |
| 3764s | hang on wait i got this |
| 3766s | oh |
| 3773s | oh let's go |
| 3786s | all the teeth are gonna have to do |
| 3788s | mom can we have cosplay no we've got |
| 3790s | cosplay at home |
| 3792s | cars playing |
| 3795s | it was either this was a ten dollar like |
| 3797s | dental vampire teeth and i was like |
| 3800s | i don't want that i'm gonna get the 99 |
| 3802s | cent halloween oh |
| 3804s | i don't know what i'm gonna do for |
| 3806s | session three at this point i'm uh |
| 3813s | okay |
| 3814s | so here's what i'm gonna do |
| 3816s | uh i'm gonna turn towards you |
| 3819s | uh-huh right okay it's gonna be great |
| 3821s | guys it's gonna be great hang on hey |
| 3835s | this is like south park this is ah there |
| 3838s | it is |
| 3842s | so last time jax was upset she didn't |
| 3844s | have a uh an animation for this so |
| 3847s | here we are today |
| 3850s | looks great so |
| 3851s | you |
| 3852s | [Music] |
| 3854s | as flame spills out |
| 3857s | of your lesser demon mouth |
| 3859s | let's see |
| 3861s | how well the glacier does |
| 3868s | oh |
| 3869s | it does well enough |
| 3872s | well so close |
| 3873s | but |
| 3874s | it's still fire so it's still going to |
| 3876s | take the normal amount which is |
| 3878s | 23. |
| 3881s | well done wow |
| 3884s | 23 points damage |
| 3886s | okay |
| 3888s | that's pretty good |
| 3890s | um |
| 3892s | anything else for you |
| 3897s | [Laughter] |
| 3907s | i love the idea of like she turns into a |
| 3910s | greater demon and just like her |
| 3913s | her mouth just her mouth is full so |
| 3916s | carol sees this happen and she's gonna |
| 3919s | let tamora deal with that as she |
| 3924s | she uh you said no attack of opportunity |
| 3926s | correct so i can i can run away and go |
| 3928s | to tikka yeah |
| 3930s | so you you can hit and run |
| 3932s | run |
| 3933s | uh well i i am i don't really have a |
| 3937s | good way because i do want to cast |
| 3939s | prayer of healing |
| 3941s | and uh oh bless |
| 3943s | i'm a boy |
| 3944s | prayer of healing takes ten minutes poor |
| 3947s | people i would recommend oh |
| 3954s | second level |
| 3956s | okay you'll win second level |
| 3959s | on to uh tikka okay |
| 3962s | very good |
| 3964s | look at that beautiful animation lovely |
| 3968s | there you go buddy |
| 3970s | nice whoa it was a good bird |
| 3974s | there we go |
| 3979s | [Music] |
| 3983s | i see him in the fetal position just |
| 3984s | like they're there they're there |
| 3987s | everything will be fine |
| 3988s | [Music] |
| 3991s | i can stand now but the panic has not |
| 3994s | subsided |
| 3998s | the hugs and prayers of a hundred huns |
| 4000s | flow through kathar |
| 4001s | as uh |
| 4004s | one like is one heel for kathar |
| 4006s | and uh he continues through |
| 4011s | we're gonna uh let's see anything else |
| 4014s | for carol any bonus action |
| 4016s | any bonus action she got me bonus action |
| 4021s | [Music] |
| 4028s | um |
| 4030s | i want a mass healing bird |
| 4033s | yeah i gotta heal them anyway so i'm |
| 4034s | gonna mass healing word |
| 4035s | can i do that with um after |
| 4038s | doing a spell |
| 4040s | yeah i don't mind that because one one |
| 4042s | like i don't mind as long as they're not |
| 4043s | both attack spells that's always |
| 4045s | something i've said it's fine it's not |
| 4047s | rules as written so i'm sorry d and d |
| 4049s | folks |
| 4050s | uh but yeah it's okay |
| 4053s | yeah i feel that okay |
| 4054s | all right |
| 4055s | so tikka |
| 4057s | is looking a little bit more refreshed |
| 4059s | at this point |
| 4061s | you're a sprightly unbeared there |
| 4065s | ready to go |
| 4067s | oh my god all right |
| 4068s | you're terrified of the enemy |
| 4071s | it's better that it's ice and not fire i |
| 4073s | mean we all know what happens with |
| 4075s | chickens and fire |
| 4076s | right i have i have faced it through |
| 4079s | chattering beef it's gonna say |
| 4082s | flying is weak to ice |
| 4085s | [Music] |
| 4092s | i'm going to need you to make a strength |
| 4094s | check as the glacier tries to overwhelm |
| 4097s | you with water and ice |
| 4100s | good thing i moved this is in my demon |
| 4101s | form too |
| 4103s | yeah your demon form should be hench as |
| 4106s | anything |
| 4109s | should be |
| 4110s | [Music] |
| 4111s | no problem |
| 4114s | 17 beats to 15 needed it's just gonna |
| 4116s | get angry because none of this works i'm |
| 4119s | just trying to slam him in the face |
| 4122s | i'm angry too oh |
| 4124s | succeeds |
| 4128s | and does 14 points of damage |
| 4131s | to tamil |
| 4133s | [Music] |
| 4144s | oh no my teeth are knocked out oh |
| 4149s | oh no |
| 4150s | i can't wear them anymore oh no |
| 4154s | oh no |
| 4155s | um hang on |
| 4157s | and it's gonna move up here so it's |
| 4160s | still within |
| 4162s | attack of opportunity range for you guys |
| 4165s | but it hasn't moved out so it's all good |
| 4168s | let's go to |
| 4169s | myron |
| 4172s | i have a lot of dumb questions |
| 4175s | does tamar have a tail |
| 4178s | i do not know |
| 4182s | how tall sorry |
| 4184s | how tall are you taymor |
| 4186s | great question basically |
| 4189s | in my mind |
| 4190s | i'm feeling like i don't like this guy |
| 4193s | so if i used all of my movement to climb |
| 4196s | on top of taymor and jump off of tamer |
| 4198s | onto this glaze site could i do that |
| 4200s | with all of my movement and still use my |
| 4202s | two attacks |
| 4204s | um |
| 4206s | if |
| 4207s | tamar allows it |
| 4209s | if tamara wants to see that happen hang |
| 4211s | on hang on hang on and you can describe |
| 4214s | it |
| 4216s | yeah let's hear your elevator pitch to |
| 4218s | taymor ask ask what is let me take a sip |
| 4221s | of uh ale here it's a section coffee |
| 4225s | brainstorm something that's new i'll |
| 4227s | just be like |
| 4228s | um |
| 4231s | hey tamor do you trust me i have |
| 4233s | something really cool that could benefit |
| 4235s | both of us and i promise i will never |
| 4236s | pick on you again |
| 4242s | i don't trust you as far as i can throw |
| 4244s | you |
| 4245s | but i do want to hear your idea |
| 4250s | i didn't think i'd get this far um |
| 4253s | i |
| 4254s | let |
| 4257s | toss me let me jump off of you please to |
| 4260s | to |
| 4262s | to get this guy |
| 4266s | i trust you that much i'll pick her up |
| 4267s | and i'll throw her |
| 4269s | okay let's go |
| 4283s | oh so if i'm getting tossed i didn't |
| 4285s | think i'd get this far i just want to |
| 4287s | get my my my sword ready and just get |
| 4289s | ready to just |
| 4291s | an athletic athletics check |
| 4294s | so yeah |
| 4295s | but |
| 4296s | i wrote an advantage |
| 4298s | absolutely |
| 4306s | it's more about the landing that i'm |
| 4308s | worried about at this point there's no |
| 4309s | doubt that she'll go in the air it's |
| 4311s | whether |
| 4312s | it's a face plant onto the rocks or not |
| 4314s | that's why |
| 4315s | that's what i'm checking |
| 4319s | [Applause] |
| 4322s | i should have held off on that layer of |
| 4324s | healing |
| 4326s | the masculine yeah whatever you're gonna |
| 4329s | need some more prayers |
| 4334s | so |
| 4335s | oh that was a lucky role for you as well |
| 4337s | so for the viewers at home |
| 4339s | uh |
| 4340s | myron has just attempted to climb onto |
| 4342s | the shoulders of jax's jacksus is pushed |
| 4344s | up and uh probably with a small amount |
| 4347s | of malice moved backwards at the last |
| 4349s | minute causing myra causing myron to |
| 4352s | fall flat on her back right at the feet |
| 4355s | of the glacial |
| 4357s | myrin is now knocked prone |
| 4360s | uh and has lost the rest of her turn so |
| 4363s | if the glacier attacks myron it will do |
| 4366s | so with advantage uh and myron just for |
| 4370s | fun i rolled a 1d8 to see how many |
| 4372s | points of damage you would take from |
| 4374s | that uh it's just that one you're all |
| 4376s | good |
| 4379s | i'm gonna shout out to her yeah you know |
| 4381s | what you were doing |
| 4382s | what do you think going to be throwing |
| 4385s | what kind of a video are you doing don't |
| 4387s | pop and not landing guys yeah i thought |
| 4389s | you were professional the size of you |
| 4391s | you can't even throw me |
| 4393s | what's going on over there leave all |
| 4395s | this argue that's happening fly from the |
| 4397s | air in full armor |
| 4400s | and why do you think how many how many |
| 4402s | times has carol seen her kids perform |
| 4404s | such nonsense wrestling moves on the |
| 4406s | double bed at home |
| 4409s | oh they wrestle all the time they like |
| 4411s | they they've broken so many vases it's |
| 4414s | so annoying this is like the same |
| 4417s | energy that's being |
| 4419s | emanated right now |
| 4421s | just boys being boys |
| 4433s | because |
| 4434s | i always set myself up for that i don't |
| 4436s | know why but it's brilliant i love it |
| 4439s | okay so |
| 4441s | i'm upset myrin is safely on the floor |
| 4444s | tikka is scared at the back of the pie |
| 4446s | and has just seen myron land on the |
| 4448s | floor |
| 4451s | over to utica |
| 4454s | oh |
| 4456s | he's panicking we're all gonna die i'm |
| 4458s | surrounded by more |
| 4461s | we're not even an hour in we're all |
| 4463s | gonna die |
| 4464s | we're gonna die |
| 4469s | first combat |
| 4472s | ice |
| 4473s | up i'm gonna just just panic fire across |
| 4475s | both things i can't get any closer to it |
| 4478s | um oh no roll with disadvantage |
| 4484s | yep |
| 4486s | oh oh god yeah that's three crossbows |
| 4487s | here you hit me kathar |
| 4491s | i'm on the ground oof |
| 4493s | yeah |
| 4494s | the |
| 4499s | who definitely lifts the left leg up |
| 4502s | just to uh get out the way quickly |
| 4505s | but no dice i'm afraid you want to take |
| 4507s | a swipe with the rapier disadvantage |
| 4517s | you've never seen such a big bird move |
| 4519s | so quickly as he just |
| 4521s | into the tree |
| 4525s | i'm guessing that the tame was actually |
| 4527s | gone up into the tree by about five to |
| 4529s | ten feet as high as he can while |
| 4531s | perching and kind of holding on to the |
| 4533s | trunk like looking around with the |
| 4535s | handcraft but |
| 4537s | yes yes |
| 4540s | you've nailed it oh my god just panicked |
| 4542s | squawking an incoherent avianzi speech |
| 4547s | i turned to carol i'm the one attracting |
| 4550s | all the glaciers |
| 4555s | i know birds are comfortable in trees |
| 4557s | but he can't stay up there |
| 4560s | he's just he's shaking the the tree like |
| 4563s | um um |
| 4565s | oh what's his name the the the baboon |
| 4567s | from the lion king |
| 4573s | he's kind of just completely snapped |
| 4575s | rafiki |
| 4577s | rafiki yeah |
| 4579s | he's just shaking the branches snow's |
| 4581s | falling off into the ground as he's |
| 4583s | squawking at this thing he wants nothing |
| 4585s | to do with it |
| 4588s | you could um i'd imagine carol would |
| 4590s | make her |
| 4593s | [Music] |
| 4594s | i imagine carol would have an |
| 4596s | inspirational quote there for tikka |
| 4598s | something along the lines of tikka you |
| 4600s | like a tree stay grounded keep growing |
| 4603s | and know when to let go |
| 4618s | [Music] |
| 4621s | this is bad we deserve this i deserve |
| 4624s | all of this |
| 4626s | absolutely uh |
| 4628s | jackson speaking of things we deserve |
| 4630s | it's your turn |
| 4633s | i'm getting a little upset here that |
| 4635s | everything's fallen to pieces although |
| 4637s | this is kind of my element it's very |
| 4639s | chaotic so what i'm going to do is i'm |
| 4640s | going to raise my hand towards it and i |
| 4643s | will say enough of this and i will |
| 4645s | command it to flee |
| 4648s | ah |
| 4656s | that is a big spell is this from the |
| 4658s | from the wand or the from the staff |
| 4661s | sorry no this is just my spell |
| 4678s | like it so no nothing added on |
| 4681s | chris um |
| 4684s | yeah chris |
| 4685s | can i use can i just |
| 4688s | channel the frustration for a second and |
| 4690s | like use a free action to just |
| 4692s | intimidate it |
| 4694s | anything |
| 4697s | if you can role play it well enough i'll |
| 4699s | allow it |
| 4700s | okay so i i'm the glaze site let's hear |
| 4703s | this let's hear this glace says |
| 4707s | looking down at you |
| 4710s | you |
| 4711s | you dare defy me |
| 4714s | and so i'm going to get like right up in |
| 4715s | his face as far as the 5x5 q will let me |
| 4718s | and i'll just like |
| 4720s | make myself as big as possible in fact |
| 4722s | you know there's like fire in the eyes a |
| 4725s | few sparks coming from behind my jaw |
| 4728s | claws are extended i just |
| 4734s | okay |
| 4737s | now we're going to ask you to make an |
| 4739s | intimidation check which because of that |
| 4742s | will allow you to do with advantage |
| 4746s | [Music] |
| 4748s | and we'll yes what happens |
| 4750s | okay |
| 4751s | 21. |
| 4754s | the glacier gets down on one knee and |
| 4757s | bows its head to you |
| 4765s | you could have done that the whole time |
| 4768s | i was about to command it to grovel |
| 4770s | anyway so this does the trick |
| 4773s | oh my goodness |
| 4775s | okay is combat over because of it |
| 4777s | it can be it's up to you guys what you |
| 4780s | want to do |
| 4781s | it's it's only do it's fair to say that |
| 4784s | it's only doing this to you |
| 4786s | yes |
| 4788s | okay so intimidated to go away or |
| 4791s | something to flee |
| 4794s | well no |
| 4795s | fight for us |
| 4796s | it's my |
| 4797s | the end of my turn i can't do anything |
| 4799s | more |
| 4800s | yeah at the moment it's |
| 4802s | it's in a prone position similar to |
| 4804s | myron because it's on one knee it's not |
| 4806s | gonna do anything so i will allow you |
| 4809s | guys |
| 4810s | one turn |
| 4812s | in prone |
| 4814s | um so really that's only so carol |
| 4817s | essentially |
| 4818s | gets a free go on it |
| 4821s | um |
| 4822s | yeah |
| 4824s | we'll see what carol does with her |
| 4826s | yeah carol sees that that's not exactly |
| 4828s | how |
| 4828s | althemore's spell works therefore |
| 4831s | she's going to um take this opportunity |
| 4834s | and |
| 4835s | rush up and uh look look camera in the |
| 4838s | ayashi |
| 4839s | bam it's about another infact rune |
| 4842s | uh-huh |
| 4846s | here we go |
| 4848s | yeah |
| 4849s | you said this with advantage absolutely |
| 4852s | they're prone |
| 4854s | solid hit |
| 4859s | make some crushed ice |
| 4863s | oh i do have i do have a fridge at home |
| 4865s | that's uh that's way better |
| 4868s | at this than i am but you know |
| 4870s | it dispenses crushed ice i've got you |
| 4872s | let's just roll for damage then carol |
| 4875s | oh damn sorry |
| 4877s | a little bit |
| 4880s | beautiful that's a great role |
| 4885s | it's not enough to take the glacier down |
| 4888s | the glacier is still strong |
| 4890s | but |
| 4891s | because it's been kneeling on one uh |
| 4893s | sorry you finish off your turn do biggie |
| 4895s | pun |
| 4897s | all right um i just want to check one |
| 4899s | thing um |
| 4901s | is my shield bash a uh |
| 4904s | i don't wanna bash it it's prone right |
| 4905s | now i don't have to um |
| 4908s | i |
| 4909s | yeah i think i'm done my turn |
| 4911s | um |
| 4913s | so the |
| 4915s | the glacier spends the |
| 4918s | next turn |
| 4920s | um getting up |
| 4922s | and looking not angry just disappointed |
| 4925s | at jaxus |
| 4928s | i don't |
| 4930s | disappoint angry i'm just disappointed |
| 4932s | you're not the first |
| 4934s | my mother was the same way |
| 4937s | oh no worse than that more |
| 4948s | youtube channel the chronicles of temel |
| 4955s | no way that's a good |
| 4957s | no you idea |
| 4958s | her ideas |
| 4959s | no good ideas chris |
| 4961s | that's not actually better to start my |
| 4963s | new podcast |
| 4965s | we'll work a d thing out after stream no |
| 4967s | worries |
| 4969s | uh |
| 4969s | [Music] |
| 4971s | myron |
| 4973s | you can spend |
| 4975s | your movement getting up and then you |
| 4977s | can make an attack |
| 4980s | if you wish |
| 4982s | i would like to yeah do that but in the |
| 4984s | process of getting up i'm just going to |
| 4986s | be like cursing to myself that tamworth |
| 4988s | just threw me to the ground |
| 4990s | like just like you threw yourself in the |
| 4992s | ground don't you blame me you yated me |
| 4995s | oh the ice |
| 4997s | you jumped up |
| 4998s | you were supposed to stick your legs |
| 5000s | okay i'll be with your landing |
| 5002s | the trajectory it's all wrong already |
| 5005s | you kill it |
| 5010s | kids today in their trigonometry right |
| 5013s | you showed me the same size what did you |
| 5015s | think was going to happen |
| 5017s | [Music] |
| 5019s | um i'm going to just hit it with my long |
| 5021s | sword with my shoulder yeah but i'm i'm |
| 5024s | upset because i i'm embarrassed because |
| 5026s | people saw me fall down i'm just gonna |
| 5029s | hit it is there a lot of elvish pride |
| 5031s | there do you think for myron like |
| 5033s | is that gonna stick in her core a little |
| 5035s | bit |
| 5037s | it's gonna be something that i'm never |
| 5038s | gonna forget because |
| 5041s | i'm perfect i |
| 5043s | i don't mess up |
| 5044s | i've run that 20s all the time and so |
| 5047s | i'm upset |
| 5050s | ah here we go |
| 5068s | roll again because you've got advantage |
| 5070s | so roller normal again because uh where |
| 5073s | carol is |
| 5075s | hey oh my god |
| 5078s | speaking of 20s |
| 5080s | i just got another i see you're back to |
| 5082s | form |
| 5084s | yes it just |
| 5085s | didn't stick the landing but i still got |
| 5087s | my ego so let's go let's get it |
| 5092s | critical hit |
| 5097s | 22 points of damage and the speed has |
| 5101s | dropped with the glacier once more |
| 5103s | because the frost brand hit |
| 5105s | uh let's um |
| 5107s | second attack |
| 5109s | the reaction |
| 5113s | and i do this at advantage as well |
| 5115s | absolutely |
| 5117s | okay |
| 5121s | so that's just a hit |
| 5123s | on the combined place |
| 5128s | 18 |
| 5129s | very good |
| 5131s | okay 16 points of damage really good |
| 5133s | excellent stuff so the glacier at this |
| 5135s | point is looking shoddy it's all over |
| 5138s | the place we're gonna pass it to tikka |
| 5141s | halfway up a tree because hey what could |
| 5142s | go wrong here right |
| 5144s | [Laughter] |
| 5148s | he's back i've seen it from the tree |
| 5153s | um you understand the things i've seen |
| 5158s | i'm gonna um oh jeez what can i even do |
| 5161s | here um |
| 5163s | i think i'm just going to |
| 5166s | i i could but i think i think i'm a like |
| 5169s | i think i'm okay um |
| 5172s | hiding |
| 5173s | in the tree |
| 5175s | um |
| 5175s | i'm going to i'm going to you could have |
| 5177s | some action in all honesty you could |
| 5179s | it's an action um try and hide you could |
| 5182s | perform a stealth check try and blend |
| 5184s | into the trees because you've got that |
| 5185s | glamoured armor on which you can change |
| 5187s | to look like a chameleon you could try |
| 5189s | and change like into bark and leaves |
| 5192s | i feel like that's on brand right now |
| 5194s | cassah |
| 5197s | i do too but i like the idea of him |
| 5200s | freaking out |
| 5201s | but yeah just out |
| 5204s | [Music] |
| 5205s | like he's just it's not exactly the most |
| 5208s | practical approach and i like it so i |
| 5210s | think i think can i reach him with a |
| 5213s | crossbow shot from here |
| 5215s | lately yeah |
| 5217s | all right i'm gonna just keep right back |
| 5219s | panic |
| 5220s | panic firing crossbow at him |
| 5223s | um okay i double clicked it again i'm |
| 5225s | not supposed to |
| 5226s | attack with this disadvantage correct |
| 5229s | yep |
| 5230s | you're still frying okay |
| 5233s | uh and it's a miss unfortunately |
| 5236s | oh |
| 5240s | yeah so because the glaze sites have |
| 5242s | combined they've got a higher armor |
| 5244s | class a higher health all this kind of |
| 5245s | stuff |
| 5247s | and i will um |
| 5250s | swing at it with my my rapier because i |
| 5252s | didn't do that last time and i really |
| 5254s | yes i probably should i feel like teak |
| 5256s | is going to come out of this with like |
| 5258s | war stories like you weren't there in |
| 5260s | the elder god wars you don't know what |
| 5262s | it was like |
| 5271s | [Music] |
| 5275s | revenge of the pigeon |
| 5277s | 11 points that's good the gray side now |
| 5280s | guys is one hit away like one hill one |
| 5283s | good hit away |
| 5285s | from uh doom |
| 5286s | and gloom |
| 5288s | which brings us to |
| 5290s | taymor |
| 5292s | oh |
| 5293s | miss |
| 5297s | would you guys want this beast dealt |
| 5298s | with i just i just knocked the prone for |
| 5300s | you to get a good hit in so i don't know |
| 5302s | why you're where you |
| 5304s | threw me on the ground |
| 5306s | now easy rough housings to myron and |
| 5309s | carol |
| 5310s | so from the goodness |
| 5313s | of my heart i'm not going to cast |
| 5315s | fireball and incinerate the party |
| 5317s | however what i am going to do |
| 5320s | is look over at the glacial |
| 5322s | he seems disappointed that's fine i meet |
| 5325s | him in his |
| 5326s | white |
| 5327s | eyeless face and i pull out my little |
| 5330s | tube of black lipstick |
| 5337s | yes |
| 5338s | i raised my staff |
| 5341s | and i cast the lightning bolt right at |
| 5343s | its face |
| 5346s | now 20 of my regular group players who |
| 5348s | are watching this this is the level i |
| 5349s | expect from now on |
| 5351s | um |
| 5353s | all of you must bring black lipstick |
| 5356s | get it together guys get it together |
| 5360s | all right let's go |
| 5362s | i technically don't have a lightning |
| 5364s | bolt on this version of taymor so you |
| 5366s | may have to add that for chris yeah let |
| 5368s | me do that for you now bear with me one |
| 5370s | second thank you |
| 5371s | you're good |
| 5373s | this darn staff you see so cool it gives |
| 5376s | me spells |
| 5379s | so what is the issue with uh warlocks in |
| 5382s | dnd is that there's like never any um |
| 5385s | like you rely so heavily on your can |
| 5387s | trips |
| 5388s | should have lightning bolt in there now |
| 5394s | [Music] |
| 5404s | of course |
| 5416s | something like that up the cliff |
| 5418s | highlanders |
| 5420s | yeah |
| 5423s | let's make a uh a little saving throw |
| 5425s | here |
| 5427s | what's it gonna do dodge |
| 5429s | yes it |
| 5432s | is okay |
| 5434s | still takes half the damage |
| 5439s | i'm still gonna okay oh fine this is big |
| 5441s | as well this is |
| 5443s | this is a lot wow |
| 5446s | 23 points of damage |
| 5449s | so the glacier axis you see bits as it's |
| 5454s | almost broken apart at this point |
| 5455s | there's bits of its ice all together and |
| 5457s | you see the electric jumping between |
| 5459s | them |
| 5462s | and one huge electric piece the glacier |
| 5466s | which you formerly intimidated has now |
| 5468s | truly become |
| 5471s | your aperitif |
| 5473s | gone |
| 5474s | ah absolutely out of there done dead out |
| 5477s | of it |
| 5481s | well done i plant my staff firmly in the |
| 5483s | ground |
| 5485s | and i just breathe like smoke out of my |
| 5487s | nose a little bit |
| 5497s | oh you finally killed one |
| 5501s | here's the question does that count as |
| 5503s | two because it was too combined or does |
| 5505s | it count that counts as two |
| 5507s | no that counts as two |
| 5509s | that counts as two oh heck you hey if |
| 5512s | your little paper scissors are saying |
| 5513s | what |
| 5514s | tell you what gossip if your little tiny |
| 5517s | kill earlier |
| 5518s | count says oh half then i will count |
| 5521s | this big one as well |
| 5523s | that's a half blade |
| 5525s | i'm just picturing dimly that's still |
| 5528s | only one |
| 5530s | only one |
| 5531s | okay fine |
| 5533s | deal |
| 5535s | do you want to go back to uh |
| 5538s | to original form jaxes |
| 5540s | yes i will shed the |
| 5543s | uh original demonic uh look and go back |
| 5546s | to humanoid form |
| 5549s | okay and my great thing about it |
| 5552s | again |
| 5553s | the great thing about that is that you |
| 5555s | don't all your health points from your |
| 5557s | original form go back when you wild |
| 5559s | shape so nothing to worry about there |
| 5561s | so really it's only who is no longer |
| 5564s | afraid |
| 5567s | oh no we're still fighting it hang on |
| 5569s | you better stay back oh it's really |
| 5572s | oh no it's got |
| 5577s | [Music] |
| 5579s | don't listen to her |
| 5581s | you can come over here darling it's fine |
| 5584s | i'm i'm saying this while i'm like |
| 5586s | collecting some ice in like my little uh |
| 5588s | cooler for for later oh my god i'm just |
| 5591s | gonna pick up a feather and smile at tk |
| 5593s | magic ice chills much better than |
| 5595s | regular eyes |
| 5597s | right |
| 5598s | okay all right all right i'll think it's |
| 5601s | i think it's safe to say that the tikka |
| 5602s | has has gotten his he's gotten it |
| 5604s | together a little bit |
| 5606s | he doesn't like the cold |
| 5608s | but he's good he's good |
| 5612s | so you guys now |
| 5614s | have a whole cliff to scale |
| 5620s | that's a lot of cliff |
| 5623s | yeah you get to fly um i'm gonna i'm |
| 5625s | gonna turn to carol and go ladies first |
| 5634s | just on the ground here it looks like |
| 5636s | somebody's already tried to climb up but |
| 5637s | didn't didn't quite do so well |
| 5640s | uh is this a can i |
| 5643s | examine the body |
| 5645s | yeah you may examine the body |
| 5648s | is it have funny |
| 5650s | so it's a human male uh an inside is a |
| 5653s | note from what you perceive to be as a |
| 5655s | lover who uh is saying i'll meet you at |
| 5658s | the top of the aqueduct i'll take the |
| 5660s | cliff don't worry about me |
| 5664s | oh no |
| 5666s | oh that's sad |
| 5668s | how awkward oh dear i didn't sign up for |
| 5671s | sad |
| 5674s | oh wait a second i didn't sign up for |
| 5676s | feelings |
| 5677s | hang on what is this |
| 5679s | in my dng campaign |
| 5681s | no |
| 5683s | it's more likely than you think |
| 5691s | [Laughter] |
| 5698s | there and why would you like to share |
| 5702s | we don't talk about the first husband |
| 5704s | right around here a former husband of |
| 5706s | yours carol |
| 5708s | wow |
| 5710s | no |
| 5711s | comment maybe |
| 5713s | nobody likes the view |
| 5716s | i kind of step over the body screw it |
| 5719s | and i'm gonna try climbing |
| 5721s | okay so |
| 5723s | there's a rope here um i will ask you |
| 5726s | all to get to the first ledge to make uh |
| 5728s | using the existing rope we'll say it's |
| 5730s | sturdy enough |
| 5732s | um |
| 5733s | let's have you all |
| 5735s | make an athletics check please |
| 5738s | oh thank god |
| 5739s | i would like to go live |
| 5741s | you can |
| 5742s | you can make this with advantage if you |
| 5743s | feel the need |
| 5746s | no i don't |
| 5748s | never mind i promise |
| 5754s | myron and taymor you can you can do that |
| 5756s | with advantage so don't worry too much |
| 5758s | as youtube failed terribly |
| 5760s | let's uh |
| 5761s | put this back in |
| 5763s | hey tamar |
| 5767s | we take these dubs |
| 5769s | what okay that's fine yeah you all got |
| 5772s | it so the lowest there was 15. |
| 5774s | so you will make your way up |
| 5777s | move you guys up |
| 5780s | there you go |
| 5781s | so you're on |
| 5783s | this you're on this small perch now uh |
| 5786s | to the right of you fairly easily you |
| 5788s | could scrabble up these few bits of |
| 5790s | cliff if you want to so you can go five |
| 5792s | feet up no problem at all of course |
| 5794s | i mean you can see this kind of branch |
| 5796s | overhanging there |
| 5798s | with a bird singing a nest chirping away |
| 5800s | quite happily |
| 5801s | you know looking after its eggs |
| 5805s | nothing major |
| 5808s | what does it say definitely |
| 5810s | oh yeah that's true can you speak to it |
| 5814s | wait i can't |
| 5816s | and you absolutely it's the best yeah |
| 5818s | i don't think so |
| 5820s | yeah i think it's more than something |
| 5823s | uh excuse me |
| 5825s | the bird is he mad that he's a bird says |
| 5829s | oh well hold on |
| 5831s | we've got to role play this out let's |
| 5833s | let's have a speak with animals test |
| 5835s | first or an animal okay see how this |
| 5837s | goes |
| 5839s | animal |
| 5852s | 21 is |
| 5854s | easy enough so the bird seems happy |
| 5856s | enough to talk to you so what do you |
| 5857s | want to ask the bird |
| 5860s | um |
| 5861s | can you see anything up ahead we're |
| 5863s | we're we're kind of at a site |
| 5864s | disadvantage here can't see up the cliff |
| 5866s | what's at the top of the cliff and the |
| 5869s | the bird looks down |
| 5872s | might be able to |
| 5874s | if you got any food food food food any |
| 5876s | food |
| 5878s | have you got any food |
| 5880s | i love it that is very bird-like do i |
| 5882s | have any food |
| 5884s | uh yeah you can throw some reactions for |
| 5885s | sure he'd be able to do that no problem |
| 5887s | yeah |
| 5888s | so we haven't just hold up a ration |
| 5891s | yeah you you guys so you hold up a |
| 5893s | ration |
| 5894s | bird floats down uh takes out your hand |
| 5896s | and says |
| 5897s | there's a dog at the top dog at the top |
| 5901s | the hog oh dog at the top well we don't |
| 5904s | know he has to tell us next to the big |
| 5906s | black |
| 5907s | there is a dog at the top |
| 5910s | [Music] |
| 5912s | and it's very cold very very cold |
| 5917s | well thank you for the information |
| 5921s | all right i think i think that's all i |
| 5922s | want to press the bird for today |
| 5930s | what did it say |
| 5932s | oh yeah |
| 5934s | yeah yeah they've not had |
| 5938s | the bird one uh i just kind of look |
| 5941s | around see the birds saying something uh |
| 5943s | they're |
| 5944s | they're simple-minded creatures and they |
| 5946s | they form simple sentences but you said |
| 5948s | something about |
| 5950s | a dog at the top next to the big black |
| 5952s | and it's very cold i'm not 100 sure it's |
| 5955s | a little cryptic but i guess |
| 5957s | just keep your eyes peeled when we get |
| 5958s | there |
| 5962s | very well surely maybe a guard dog of |
| 5963s | some sort huh |
| 5965s | [Music] |
| 5971s | i look at myron and i say it surely |
| 5973s | can't mean you're a general |
| 5978s | i'll push you off this cliff tamar |
| 5981s | i'm just saying hillary does look like a |
| 5982s | giant dog |
| 5986s | i don't |
| 5988s | [Laughter] |
| 5991s | think i've seen him |
| 5994s | [Music] |
| 6003s | and start like making my way in front of |
| 6006s | tame where to climb up |
| 6007s | over here and just like not say anything |
| 6010s | because |
| 6011s | you know what mama told me to be nice |
| 6014s | we're going to be nice uh-huh |
| 6016s | just we just gonna purposely oh sorry |
| 6019s | make our way up here |
| 6021s | my mama was just as bad as mine so i say |
| 6024s | you know krill isn't quite the looker |
| 6026s | either |
| 6029s | i never said hello it was ugly i thought |
| 6032s | it but i didn't say it out loud |
| 6035s | i just said you look like a big dog |
| 6038s | the bird's right |
| 6040s | well if it is if it is hell we're at the |
| 6042s | top and the bird called him a big dog |
| 6045s | y'all got nothing on me |
| 6048s | i didn't come right |
| 6054s | yeah take your bickering up the cliff |
| 6058s | yes |
| 6059s | definitely |
| 6060s | the best boy though doesn't he like he |
| 6061s | looks like a big |
| 6062s | you know he's |
| 6069s | so we can just climb or you don't have |
| 6071s | to roll anything to get up this little |
| 6073s | yeah no so these are only five feet so |
| 6075s | you'd be able to get up anything that's |
| 6077s | one square |
| 6078s | oh hold on tape or let greatness go |
| 6081s | before you |
| 6082s | uh |
| 6083s | i well i don't want you guys looking up |
| 6085s | my robes either so why don't you go |
| 6087s | ahead |
| 6092s | i want to oh up with myron actually and |
| 6094s | myron uh i want to go up to you and just |
| 6096s | say um can i just say |
| 6099s | someone who eats rocks you are so |
| 6102s | intelligent |
| 6105s | they're not rocks they're crystals |
| 6108s | they're shy i know i know i don't know i |
| 6111s | know i just don't |
| 6113s | i don't know i'm sorry |
| 6115s | i wasn't trying to be mean it's just |
| 6117s | that well if i ate crystals i feel like |
| 6119s | i would have some issues so i'm just |
| 6122s | surprised at how |
| 6124s | how well you're able to hold yourself in |
| 6126s | combat and i'm just i'm just trying to |
| 6129s | connect a little bit here you know |
| 6133s | does carol use crystals for healing |
| 6136s | yes |
| 6145s | i'm just gonna look at carol and just |
| 6146s | like look her up and down be like how's |
| 6148s | that wine |
| 6149s | and just keep moving |
| 6151s | oh is that one |
| 6153s | let's go |
| 6155s | so just at the top of the cliff you can |
| 6158s | see |
| 6158s | not hell where but sure enough um a dog |
| 6161s | oh what |
| 6163s | like it's clearly there's a dog not the |
| 6164s | whole dog |
| 6166s | that's just that is a doggy dog |
| 6169s | now |
| 6170s | stop trying to go up there |
| 6172s | you'll fall off and break your neck or |
| 6174s | even worse a nail let's um |
| 6178s | let's see how he adds to uh |
| 6181s | let's see |
| 6182s | if you guys want to go up there you're |
| 6184s | going to have to make an athletics |
| 6185s | checks with the grappling hook and the |
| 6187s | ropes |
| 6188s | given yep right so again you can make |
| 6191s | these with um |
| 6194s | advantage since you've got the gear to |
| 6196s | do so |
| 6197s | i used the previous one there |
| 6200s | okay |
| 6206s | oh no |
| 6208s | oh no |
| 6209s | so |
| 6210s | three of you get up |
| 6213s | i'll move you three up now |
| 6216s | tikka gets stuck about here and he's |
| 6218s | going to need some help being pulled up |
| 6221s | by somebody now if you don't manage to |
| 6223s | pull t crap on this turn tikka will fall |
| 6226s | and will take some damage |
| 6228s | okay i will do it so who's going to help |
| 6231s | while tika's precariously |
| 6234s | balancing using the flapping of its |
| 6236s | wings |
| 6239s | can i can i iron you want to take it |
| 6242s | yeah yeah i want to reach down and try |
| 6244s | to help teak up i'm i'm the strongest of |
| 6246s | the group you know that's of course i'm |
| 6248s | gonna think i'm gonna succeed we're |
| 6250s | gonna have you make another athletics |
| 6252s | check normal |
| 6254s | to see if you can put it oh it's |
| 6255s | athletic |
| 6257s | oh |
| 6258s | and is this advantage what no normal |
| 6261s | normal |
| 6262s | don't worry athletics is based off of |
| 6264s | strength you should be fine |
| 6266s | yeah you should be fine |
| 6269s | all right all right all right |
| 6272s | wow never mind notes tabor take notes |
| 6276s | oh my god sorry what i was uh i was |
| 6278s | packing my nails |
| 6280s | all right |
| 6281s | so |
| 6282s | myron got yet another natural 20. |
| 6285s | i'm not quite sure what you've done to |
| 6287s | hack my web server here but um well done |
| 6290s | excellent work gossip |
| 6292s | it's |
| 6293s | um |
| 6295s | so uh sure enough there's a little dog |
| 6297s | there and he sat there he's smiling and |
| 6299s | laughing at you and just beyond the cave |
| 6302s | everything is blackrock and inside in |
| 6305s | elvish so only myron can read this |
| 6307s | really |
| 6308s | reads |
| 6310s | the key exists inside your head |
| 6313s | use your key to paint me red but be |
| 6316s | aware of what you spurn |
| 6318s | for what was taken shall be returned |
| 6326s | what did it say |
| 6330s | the key exists inside your head |
| 6334s | um |
| 6336s | the key exists inside your head |
| 6339s | use the key to paint me red |
| 6343s | but be aware of what you span for what |
| 6346s | was taken shall be returned |
| 6350s | so i'm going to look at the group |
| 6353s | kind of puzzled at trying to understand |
| 6356s | the |
| 6357s | writing and say the key |
| 6360s | is in our head |
| 6363s | and we need to paint it red |
| 6366s | and whatever we |
| 6368s | use as the key will be returned |
| 6371s | so |
| 6371s | that's what it says |
| 6373s | um i never was really good at these kind |
| 6375s | of classes in school |
| 6378s | um |
| 6379s | that's clear |
| 6380s | well |
| 6381s | luckily for you i was raised in the |
| 6383s | asgardian school district |
| 6385s | so i know that i think it's talking |
| 6387s | about blood |
| 6390s | mud that's what i'm thinking as well but |
| 6391s | in regards to weapons |
| 6394s | oh blood |
| 6396s | yeah does anybody speak dog |
| 6398s | is anybody concerned with the dog |
| 6402s | right and i look at the dog |
| 6404s | yes uh can i like |
| 6406s | go on one knee what kind of dog is this |
| 6409s | gossip you are gonna be asked to make an |
| 6412s | insight check |
| 6414s | okey dokey |
| 6415s | only gossip okay oh thank you so much |
| 6417s | for sharing that down i just like |
| 6420s | what do you mean carol carol carol is |
| 6422s | gonna be asked to make a an inside check |
| 6424s | so just carol needs to make that one |
| 6426s | guys |
| 6428s | there we go |
| 6430s | carol doesn't get it at all |
| 6433s | the rest of you guys can try and make an |
| 6434s | inside check if you want to just see |
| 6437s | if you can get a clue here on this |
| 6440s | puzzle |
| 6444s | no |
| 6446s | no one gets it |
| 6447s | oh god i guess |
| 6450s | tamar myron you guys figure that it's |
| 6452s | blood and you're probably gonna eat |
| 6455s | yeah you're probably going to have to |
| 6456s | use a fair amount of blood to paint |
| 6459s | whatever it is red |
| 6462s | i'm going to look at tamora's side be |
| 6464s | like i guess it's your blood that we're |
| 6465s | using |
| 6467s | uh-huh |
| 6468s | and the dog is not here for no reason |
| 6472s | that's just an innocent dog i don't |
| 6474s | think we should i mean you just you're |
| 6476s | very scary i think |
| 6478s | excuse you |
| 6480s | how am i not innocent as well |
| 6482s | it's innocent blood that's being spilled |
| 6484s | either way well it seems like right |
| 6487s | it does say if we do kill it it shall be |
| 6489s | returned |
| 6490s | so i i i i pray to saren that this dog |
| 6494s | will be returned |
| 6496s | and then i can keep it for my own |
| 6500s | wait |
| 6501s | wait i saw this or the other way |
| 6504s | wait i saw this movie what if we all |
| 6506s | just use a little bit of each of our |
| 6507s | blood |
| 6510s | blood brothers |
| 6514s | if it's going to be returned if we kill |
| 6516s | the dog whatever's inside is going to |
| 6518s | kill us in return |
| 6524s | well think about it i think the reason |
| 6525s | it has returned is because when our |
| 6528s | blood cells uh creates new blood we're |
| 6531s | going to get it back you know what i'm |
| 6532s | saying |
| 6534s | i never was good at science what is she |
| 6536s | saying |
| 6538s | i think i think it might be wise to |
| 6542s | i think it might be wise to head into |
| 6543s | the cave and see if we can't get more |
| 6545s | clues |
| 6546s | is that a cave |
| 6547s | yeah so this is the cave mountain inside |
| 6549s | on the wall is just what um myron's read |
| 6552s | that off in elvish and that's it |
| 6554s | so that's just what you'll presumably |
| 6556s | open |
| 6557s | if you manage to paint it red |
| 6561s | right i'm just gonna |
| 6563s | pick up chris i would like to |
| 6566s | i would like to test something |
| 6568s | my hold on one sec uh carol myron |
| 6572s | what are you gonna do first |
| 6575s | oh i just wanted to pick up the dog and |
| 6577s | take it with us |
| 6578s | just in case we need to kill it i could |
| 6580s | just |
| 6580s | and just |
| 6585s | oh |
| 6586s | that turns sinister |
| 6588s | don't worry that there'll be no |
| 6590s | there'll be no visualization on that if |
| 6592s | that's what you guys want to do you can |
| 6594s | do that |
| 6608s | i would like to splash some of the wine |
| 6610s | on the lettering on the wall i mean you |
| 6613s | you've probably got a box of it with you |
| 6614s | right like let's be right here |
| 6620s | she's ready |
| 6621s | she's a what she's a box gal for sure |
| 6625s | mm-hmm okay it'll do return to me |
| 6627s | at home |
| 6628s | yeah um unfortunately |
| 6631s | the three liters that you have with you |
| 6634s | which is typical box size of wine |
| 6636s | um |
| 6637s | is uh not quite enough to paint the wall |
| 6640s | it only covers maybe a core you guess |
| 6643s | that three liters is not enough |
| 6646s | three liters is not enough it's a big |
| 6648s | old wall look at it it's 15 feet wide |
| 6652s | three liters of blood done |
| 6654s | well um luckily for all of you i'm a |
| 6657s | nurse i've had to do a few blood drives |
| 6660s | in my day |
| 6661s | so um wants to go first |
| 6664s | wait |
| 6665s | hold on |
| 6667s | question |
| 6668s | can i use presta digitation to change |
| 6671s | the color of the cave to red like what i |
| 6673s | was thinking |
| 6674s | that's exactly what i'm saying |
| 6676s | yeah one but then give it a go |
| 6678s | see what happens all right i'd like to |
| 6681s | use press dissertation to turn the wall |
| 6684s | red or the door wall thing red okay |
| 6688s | so the door turns to red |
| 6690s | and it looks as if it's about to open |
| 6693s | uh but the dog |
| 6694s | sitting inside |
| 6696s | of myron's hands there |
| 6699s | um |
| 6700s | suddenly becomes something that i'm sure |
| 6702s | all of you are aware of as two |
| 6705s | hellhounds |
| 6706s | jump out |
| 6720s | oh you look like just uh you look just |
| 6722s | like a hell yeah i used to have on |
| 6724s | genuinely i'm so impressed with that |
| 6725s | cathar well done to you sir i really |
| 6728s | enjoyed that that was a great i hadn't |
| 6730s | even figured that out |
| 6732s | that was fantastic |
| 6734s | yeah |
| 6736s | i don't think i can |
| 6739s | paint yeah |
| 6740s | i was looking at my ink bottle like hmm |
| 6743s | it's got to be something i could do |
| 6745s | all right oh it was great i loved it |
| 6748s | uh but first up we have um |
| 6752s | myron |
| 6754s | again although the curse is on uh carol |
| 6757s | there i do beg your pardon viewers at |
| 6759s | home but yes uh cap myron it's over to |
| 6762s | you first you scored well on initiative |
| 6764s | again i think i'm going to have to nerf |
| 6766s | you before the next session |
| 6769s | i just click a button |
| 6772s | this is a dev dev patch dev patch update |
| 6775s | to myron let's uh |
| 6787s | have been nerfed after too many players |
| 6789s | decided it was flavor of the month |
| 6791s | uh let's |
| 6794s | um |
| 6796s | what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna be really |
| 6797s | upset that the dog just like turned into |
| 6800s | a hellhound |
| 6802s | so i'm just two hellhounds |
| 6804s | two hellhounds there's two of them |
| 6807s | yeah so i'm just gonna two for the price |
| 6809s | of one |
| 6810s | two for the price of one i'm just gonna |
| 6812s | take out oh |
| 6813s | you know what i'm gonna do |
| 6818s | let's see |
| 6830s | if i use my animated shield and attack |
| 6832s | it |
| 6833s | could i have the animated shield like |
| 6836s | spin around me like |
| 6839s | no that's stupid that's really dumb no |
| 6841s | i'm just gonna hit it with my long sword |
| 6842s | i'm just gonna do that it's safe you can |
| 6844s | have the animated killed in front of you |
| 6846s | yeah so it hovers in in space in front |
| 6849s | of you to protect you however it needs |
| 6851s | to for sure i would like yeah well |
| 6853s | absolutely |
| 6854s | so that's your boat that's your bonus |
| 6856s | action so you |
| 6857s | throw out the shield and it looks as if |
| 6859s | it's about to hit |
| 6860s | into the hellhounds and it stops |
| 6863s | uh and it waves just in front of you and |
| 6866s | it's going |
| 6868s | and the dogs are kind of |
| 6870s | following it like this like they're |
| 6872s | expecting a ball to be thrown or |
| 6873s | something |
| 6876s | and so i want yeah go for it |
| 6879s | okay and then i want to use my um |
| 6882s | my frost brand long sword |
| 6884s | and um |
| 6887s | i just want to start |
| 6889s | just killing hellhounds but i'm going to |
| 6891s | start specifically with this guy right |
| 6893s | no i'm like you can't see my thing |
| 6895s | i want to start with this |
| 6896s | right |
| 6897s | right okay here on the right yeah |
| 6900s | um |
| 6901s | i hope this goes well |
| 6906s | okay attack |
| 6913s | that's a solid hit for sure nice |
| 6917s | yeah okay and then all right i'm gonna |
| 6923s | not so great on the damage for you but |
| 6925s | still okay |
| 6927s | let's go again |
| 6929s | okay |
| 6933s | oh |
| 6936s | uh not enough i'm afraid on that |
| 6938s | particular one yeah so the first one um |
| 6941s | it kind of slashes through no problem |
| 6943s | and catches one of the front haunches of |
| 6945s | the hellhound and kind of shrinks back |
| 6947s | as the ice kind of |
| 6949s | straight onto it and the second one you |
| 6951s | just clips the shield as the shields go |
| 6953s | in between and it just puts you off ever |
| 6955s | so slightly it's still good still good |
| 6959s | okay next up we're gonna have the |
| 6960s | hellhound on the left |
| 6962s | turns around |
| 6963s | uh |
| 6964s | looks at you all |
| 6966s | and casts |
| 6968s | a rather nasty |
| 6971s | fire breath towards you all |
| 6974s | of course it does |
| 6975s | of course it does |
| 6980s | you think you're the only person who can |
| 6981s | cast fire breath here jaxes what's up |
| 6983s | you know |
| 6984s | what's up what's up |
| 6986s | what's up bro it help the hellhounds are |
| 6989s | demons |
| 6991s | so we all need a deuce yes |
| 6995s | if |
| 6996s | you could intimidate one of these |
| 6998s | get it as a mount you know go back into |
| 7000s | hell on it you know whatever you need to |
| 7002s | do chris |
| 7004s | chris you can't just expose my whole |
| 7005s | plan to the rest of the team right now |
| 7008s | like one at a time |
| 7011s | so |
| 7012s | yes i need each of you |
| 7014s | i'm not temple but the other three of |
| 7016s | you |
| 7017s | to uh |
| 7019s | to put your dexter saving throws on |
| 7021s | please |
| 7022s | like saving throw let's go |
| 7026s | you guys should be fine oh come on |
| 7031s | [Music] |
| 7035s | so |
| 7037s | carol is too busy drinking wine or |
| 7040s | i don't know |
| 7053s | so carol takes the full 30 points |
| 7057s | uh temple takes half and looks a bit |
| 7059s | toasty again |
| 7061s | and uh myron takes some pretty hefty |
| 7064s | damage for the first time today takes |
| 7066s | half as well |
| 7068s | um |
| 7070s | just sits there with his tongue out |
| 7074s | and a small spark of flame in the back |
| 7076s | of its throat |
| 7077s | hmm |
| 7080s | they're so cute |
| 7082s | [Laughter] |
| 7084s | okay come on |
| 7087s | uh myron can't use her movement can't |
| 7090s | she |
| 7092s | i didn't use anymore i can't swap places |
| 7093s | with her okay that's fine uh what i'm |
| 7096s | gonna do you could swap yeah i'd allow |
| 7098s | you to swap if you want to swap |
| 7100s | i'll just kind of like take her uh |
| 7102s | armor and kind of yank her to the side |
| 7104s | and i'll swap with her |
| 7105s | so i'm in the middle |
| 7107s | yep |
| 7108s | and so i'm going to put both arms up |
| 7111s | towards them kind of outstretched i'm |
| 7113s | going to cast thaumaturgy on my voice |
| 7117s | uh and just like |
| 7118s | make my voice boom like a couple times |
| 7121s | louder than it usually does and i will |
| 7122s | say no |
| 7124s | add dog |
| 7128s | [Laughter] |
| 7134s | she's so proud |
| 7135s | bad dog |
| 7137s | bad dog |
| 7138s | sit |
| 7142s | i'm going to need a persuasion check |
| 7146s | for the city oh you got it |
| 7149s | versus uh there's your persuasion check |
| 7152s | versus |
| 7154s | uh the |
| 7155s | hellhound um |
| 7157s | what am i gonna do it against |
| 7160s | wisdom or something i don't know is that |
| 7162s | like uh is there like a defiance |
| 7165s | i don't get it because of thumbs up |
| 7169s | i'll give you advantage go on |
| 7171s | um |
| 7173s | let's say let's be honest here and let's |
| 7176s | say a survival check right like |
| 7178s | yeah |
| 7180s | yeah survival gym |
| 7182s | it's gonna need it |
| 7197s | i'd like to go i i want to use the rest |
| 7200s | of my movement to go up in the middle |
| 7202s | and just kind of reach out and pat their |
| 7204s | heads simultaneously good boys at the |
| 7206s | dog |
| 7208s | you can pet the dog in this d campaign |
| 7210s | ladies and gentlemen yes |
| 7215s | don't worry everyone i have slain the |
| 7217s | beast |
| 7221s | um |
| 7222s | so with |
| 7223s | uh |
| 7224s | with |
| 7225s | staff in one hand |
| 7227s | and in the other you simultaneously pair |
| 7229s | both the dogs now |
| 7232s | very happy |
| 7235s | oh my god they're good boys |
| 7237s | somewhere |
| 7240s | from your sending stones you'll hear a |
| 7243s | bear like chuckle from hell where |
| 7246s | [Laughter] |
| 7249s | nice |
| 7251s | nice ellery is chiming in oh yeah carol |
| 7255s | just goes |
| 7257s | these are not my betsy goodness gracious |
| 7261s | that's they're huge |
| 7264s | this is betsy |
| 7267s | does betsy fit in your knock-off ysl |
| 7270s | handbag normally |
| 7272s | yes she's a chihuahua |
| 7274s | and um |
| 7275s | everywhere in falador |
| 7277s | you have no idea of course he's not here |
| 7280s | no idea |
| 7283s | it's a shame these hellhounds looked |
| 7284s | kind of hungry |
| 7287s | oh you dare talk about my betsy that way |
| 7293s | so yeah i'm just gonna be like loving up |
| 7295s | on the dogs |
| 7297s | for as long as she's gonna get more be |
| 7298s | like |
| 7303s | tikka |
| 7304s | uh over to you |
| 7306s | um |
| 7308s | uh i'm gonna look at the one closest to |
| 7310s | me and say you know for glorified clue |
| 7313s | scroll printers they're uh they're |
| 7314s | pretty cute |
| 7319s | i don't know what that means |
| 7322s | that's a meta joke um |
| 7327s | oh my gosh |
| 7328s | [Music] |
| 7329s | none of the party would get it that's |
| 7331s | the best part |
| 7332s | um |
| 7333s | but i'm gonna glare up |
| 7334s | a little bit |
| 7336s | i'll look at i'll look at temer and say |
| 7337s | if you think you have them under control |
| 7338s | then i don't see any reason we should |
| 7340s | continue fighting them |
| 7343s | but do we need them i have them under |
| 7346s | control but i guess |
| 7347s | i guess that depends on the dm whether |
| 7349s | or not he wants us to use assistance |
| 7353s | you've at least got um |
| 7356s | control of them until they're attacked |
| 7358s | or maybe |
| 7360s | for one minute of game time of actual |
| 7363s | time which is about |
| 7364s | 10 turns of combat |
| 7367s | um so as soon as they're attacked or one |
| 7369s | minute of actual time |
| 7371s | so each round's supposed to be about six |
| 7372s | seconds |
| 7373s | then um |
| 7377s | then they're gonna let loose |
| 7379s | okay |
| 7381s | they won't be like this forever and we |
| 7383s | mustn't attack them |
| 7385s | but maybe we can okay slip past |
| 7388s | yeah i think that's probably the best |
| 7390s | bet we should we should get out of here |
| 7392s | before they uh |
| 7393s | realize they're hungry or something |
| 7396s | i probably smell really good right now |
| 7400s | i'm gonna i'm gonna get tamor to give me |
| 7403s | an inside check to see if there's |
| 7406s | something else that he could do here |
| 7408s | don't tell him |
| 7413s | yeah um |
| 7415s | [Music] |
| 7416s | tikka's kind of looking around and |
| 7419s | looking at the height of the cliffs |
| 7422s | and potential to get rid of the dogs |
| 7425s | from a high |
| 7427s | oh god |
| 7430s | we do have |
| 7431s | we do have command |
| 7434s | uh because if they |
| 7440s | if they're down 15 to 20 feet they're |
| 7443s | not going to be able to climb back up |
| 7446s | right hmm |
| 7448s | you guys wrote |
| 7450s | one of my impressions yeah |
| 7451s | true yeah it might not be heard but |
| 7453s | whoever comes after us is going to have |
| 7455s | one heck of a fight on their hands |
| 7458s | yeah and also if you |
| 7460s | leave the door when the door the door is |
| 7462s | open now so they can always just follow |
| 7464s | through the door right so you'd have to |
| 7466s | deal with them eventually |
| 7468s | so you can either |
| 7470s | literally pick them up and try and make |
| 7472s | a strength check to throw them down |
| 7474s | or you could try and coax them down |
| 7476s | somehow |
| 7478s | yeah no i'd like to i'd like to pull out |
| 7480s | one of my rations and wave it in front |
| 7482s | of the dogs and see if that catches |
| 7484s | their attention |
| 7486s | oh that's a good idea sure |
| 7488s | let's um let's have a |
| 7490s | an animal handling check for that from |
| 7492s | tikka okay |
| 7499s | oh come on no no |
| 7502s | no damn it doesn't move it starts |
| 7505s | growling at you |
| 7508s | very |
| 7510s | quickly |
| 7511s | throw that ration back into my backpack |
| 7513s | i you didn't see anything |
| 7517s | okay there's a small bird that you spoke |
| 7519s | to earlier is off on the scene left |
| 7521s | going la la la la la |
| 7526s | ignabi |
| 7530s | okay i'm meaning i'm meaning i i'm maybe |
| 7532s | not i'm spamming i'm spamming |
| 7536s | harold has a dog at home she knows how |
| 7538s | to handle this |
| 7539s | oh no oh |
| 7541s | so she looks down at the cliff this is a |
| 7543s | 30-foot drop you said |
| 7545s | uh so it's 20 feet to the next level |
| 7548s | down yeah |
| 7549s | 20 feet |
| 7551s | so |
| 7552s | it would take some damage but it's a |
| 7555s | it's a demon you know it's not going to |
| 7556s | die |
| 7559s | i know because we're all worried about |
| 7560s | that right now |
| 7563s | die oh protect the daughters carol |
| 7565s | probably is |
| 7568s | she's a fur mummy um |
| 7574s | okay |
| 7575s | can i say |
| 7577s | that carol |
| 7578s | maybe uh you know she pet her dog before |
| 7581s | she left |
| 7582s | maybe |
| 7583s | did she like look through her bag and |
| 7585s | maybe |
| 7586s | pull out like like a squeaky toy or |
| 7588s | something like that like uh like maybe |
| 7591s | she forgot to take it out |
| 7595s | i'll give it to you go on |
| 7596s | all right |
| 7599s | let's have an animal handling check from |
| 7601s | carol and you could because you've got a |
| 7603s | squeaky toy we will give it with |
| 7605s | advantage |
| 7616s | a six with advantage |
| 7618s | should have got myron to roll geez um |
| 7623s | he's going next |
| 7625s | uh yeah nothing the dog it's the same |
| 7628s | dog right and it's just growling |
| 7636s | like desperately trying to calm it down |
| 7638s | no no that's good no no |
| 7642s | so it's now |
| 7644s | it's still under control |
| 7647s | it's going to skip this turn on its next |
| 7649s | turn it's not going to be under control |
| 7651s | well no it's going to still be under |
| 7653s | control but if you fail one more thing |
| 7656s | on these dogs it's going to snap out of |
| 7657s | it |
| 7666s | your shield stood up if you wanted to |
| 7669s | use that somehow i don't know how but |
| 7671s | it's still up |
| 7672s | in front of you it's weird |
| 7677s | i have a question i have i have i have |
| 7679s | situational questions for you for you dm |
| 7681s | okay sure how how happy are these dogs |
| 7685s | um these are pretty these are these are |
| 7687s | like |
| 7689s | hench wolves like a direwolf situation |
| 7692s | oh they big okay um yeah like you you |
| 7695s | could use them technically as a mount |
| 7698s | almost they're that they're that large |
| 7702s | and i could i could tell my shield what |
| 7704s | to do |
| 7707s | right uh so the shield will defend in |
| 7709s | front of you for as long as you want it |
| 7711s | to |
| 7712s | um |
| 7713s | so basically what i'm saying is if i |
| 7715s | were to jump on top of |
| 7717s | the hell hound and like literally walk |
| 7720s | it off the cliff and then jump onto my |
| 7722s | animated shield and come back on i could |
| 7723s | do that |
| 7726s | oh that's wild riding it like a |
| 7727s | surfboard |
| 7729s | yeah |
| 7731s | would be like one of those things like i |
| 7732s | just get on the hellhound and then i |
| 7734s | just like walk it off the cliff and like |
| 7736s | jump off like a trance i think this is a |
| 7738s | dumb idea i don't know if i should try |
| 7739s | it but in my mind i'm like do it |
| 7741s | let's go for an athletics check and see |
| 7743s | what happens |
| 7746s | it's dumb enough to work gossip it's |
| 7748s | doubling down enough |
| 7750s | your shield at the minutes vertical it |
| 7752s | turns horizontal at your command and |
| 7754s | floats in front of you like a disc |
| 7757s | you walk up to the to either of the |
| 7760s | hellhounds whichever one you want |
| 7762s | the one the one in front of you or the |
| 7764s | one to the right |
| 7765s | um and you try and mount it |
| 7770s | oh my god |
| 7780s | [Music] |
| 7782s | i had like an 18 or 19 in my head for |
| 7785s | that check |
| 7787s | i rolled in that 20. |
| 7790s | chris i have some complaints |
| 7795s | i want to talk to robert's manager hulk |
| 7797s | wow |
| 7798s | this is pretty nice honestly |
| 7800s | i'm afraid that you're gonna have to |
| 7802s | speak to my manager um carol |
| 7808s | bring him in |
| 7810s | the dm is sweating right now right this |
| 7813s | is uh this is some intense work here |
| 7816s | from gossip no i didn't think this would |
| 7818s | work i didn't think i didn't even get |
| 7820s | this part it was just a crazy idea |
| 7823s | for sarah |
| 7826s | so myron you |
| 7829s | you mount the hellhound on the left |
| 7832s | um you walk it off and you you kick into |
| 7835s | its sides with your spur on your boot |
| 7838s | and it jumps off and at the last moment |
| 7840s | you stand up and back flip because it's |
| 7843s | a natural 20. onto your shield and then |
| 7846s | gently light off to one side and the |
| 7848s | shield goes almost as you're sorting |
| 7851s | your hair out shield just uh goes |
| 7854s | vertically again and stands off |
| 7857s | in front of you um that hellhound |
| 7861s | is now |
| 7862s | down the level |
| 7868s | it's on it's it's on its back it's |
| 7869s | definitely taken some damage this turn |
| 7872s | i'm just gonna roll up some damage now |
| 7874s | to see how much it takes |
| 7878s | 16 points as well |
| 7880s | um okay |
| 7883s | so we're gonna |
| 7886s | it wasn't expecting that so it's on it's |
| 7888s | whimpering down at the bottom it's on |
| 7890s | its back it's prone um |
| 7893s | it's still alive and it will become |
| 7894s | it'll be trying to come after you but |
| 7896s | obviously it's got no way up so you guys |
| 7898s | now you only have this one hellhound |
| 7900s | left to deal with so what i'm going to |
| 7902s | do is for the sake of gravity i'm going |
| 7904s | to take that one out of the action |
| 7906s | because it's not going to be able to do |
| 7907s | anything |
| 7908s | um and we'll go on to temmo's turn temmo |
| 7911s | have you ever felt intimidated before by |
| 7914s | somebody's athletic prowess |
| 7918s | you know only by demons |
| 7920s | seeing an elf do that i'm just like |
| 7925s | did anybody else |
| 7928s | is any |
| 7929s | hello |
| 7931s | the bard casting illusions again did |
| 7933s | that really happen |
| 7935s | uh |
| 7936s | it's like magic she died |
| 7939s | saren is looting losing quite a soldier |
| 7942s | i say that to myself not to her |
| 7947s | not yet |
| 7949s | okay what do i do about this dog |
| 7952s | i'm just you know |
| 7958s | [Music] |
| 7963s | um |
| 7964s | this is the one that's still growling |
| 7966s | right chris |
| 7967s | yeah so it's had two attempts on it so |
| 7969s | one more failed attempt and this thing's |
| 7971s | going |
| 7972s | bananas |
| 7974s | sure i don't suppose i would have |
| 7977s | advantage since i'm the one controlling |
| 7978s | it or would that not be a thing |
| 7981s | uh what do you want to do |
| 7984s | i was trying to think of doing what |
| 7986s | cathart tried to do with like here you |
| 7987s | want the treat you want the ration and |
| 7989s | then like throw it off |
| 7991s | you've got to bond with it um |
| 7994s | if you can give me a good enough other |
| 7996s | reason why you'd have advantage then |
| 7998s | i'll consider it |
| 8000s | like are you gonna cast something around |
| 8002s | the tree that makes it particularly |
| 8004s | tasty |
| 8005s | is there um |
| 8007s | yeah is there something else that you're |
| 8009s | to do to make it look better i i don't |
| 8011s | know what what are you going to do at |
| 8012s | this point |
| 8014s | that's true that's a that's a good point |
| 8015s | okay okay i see what you said oh god i'm |
| 8017s | saying i could have told you i don't |
| 8019s | suppose i'm an idiot |
| 8021s | because i only have thromator do you |
| 8023s | have precedent |
| 8030s | maybe because the fact that you're both |
| 8031s | demons it trusts you a little bit more |
| 8034s | yeah i was thinking of just like |
| 8036s | speaking to it in infernal |
| 8039s | yeah that would work but you could |
| 8042s | you could cast former turji |
| 8045s | inside a ration |
| 8048s | to make it sound like a squeak toy so |
| 8050s | you could get the ration and do that and |
| 8052s | then it's like a squeak toy so it wants |
| 8054s | to bite it and then throw it off the |
| 8056s | cliff and see if it will follow it |
| 8059s | like the the top of the line best type |
| 8061s | of squeak toy you can get in in furnace |
| 8063s | like the kong of in |
| 8066s | oh yes |
| 8067s | yes the the dying squeaks and that's |
| 8069s | that's that's what they like the best |
| 8071s | there you go |
| 8073s | yeah whatever sounds you want to color |
| 8077s | let's see what happens i will allow you |
| 8079s | to then make an animal handling check |
| 8082s | with advantage |
| 8084s | okay it'll out so i'll reach into my |
| 8086s | pouch while petting it and trying to |
| 8088s | keep it away from the other two i'm like |
| 8090s | here look at this jerky a piece of jerky |
| 8092s | and i'm speaking to it like in this |
| 8093s | infernal so it's like |
| 8096s | you know like |
| 8097s | it's weird to everybody else whatever |
| 8099s | infernal sounds like right |
| 8101s | yeah like i'm going to use salvagement |
| 8103s | so everyone else also hears it's not |
| 8106s | just the beast it smells like it just |
| 8108s | sounds like small animals dying like the |
| 8111s | dying squeaks of them and |
| 8113s | i'm going to throw it off oh my god |
| 8116s | 15 is good enough |
| 8118s | 15 is good enough yeah so we'll end that |
| 8121s | combat that's good the both hellhounds |
| 8123s | are down over the side as you you slob |
| 8126s | it over and you just see it go there's a |
| 8128s | little there's more sounds as it's going |
| 8131s | it just |
| 8132s | straight off over the side of the cliff |
| 8135s | no problem and that was an excellent |
| 8138s | solution to a difficult problem okay |
| 8140s | well done guys |
| 8141s | very well done yeah for the wall |
| 8145s | oh yeah |
| 8147s | oh let's hear the aftermath from you |
| 8149s | guys yeah |
| 8151s | ah |
| 8152s | signs of relief |
| 8156s | gossip |
| 8157s | are all of your dogs gigantic in your |
| 8160s | demon |
| 8161s | world |
| 8163s | i'd like to stand up and kind of just |
| 8165s | brush the snow off of my robe and the |
| 8168s | the hair off of my hands i look at her i |
| 8170s | say those were technically greater |
| 8172s | demons none of that should have worked |
| 8177s | and i've never had a dog before |
| 8180s | [Music] |
| 8182s | we were lucky to be alive but we solved |
| 8184s | the problem |
| 8186s | we did yes that was cool |
| 8190s | you |
| 8191s | did something all right |
| 8193s | are you impressed |
| 8194s | does that count as a kill does that |
| 8196s | count as two kills |
| 8198s | they're not dead |
| 8200s | they're just incapacitated it's gonna |
| 8202s | die |
| 8215s | they are still alive |
| 8217s | and they are angry i suggest you just |
| 8219s | move on |
| 8221s | i say we count our we count our |
| 8223s | blessings and press forward |
| 8226s | by the way um hold on hold on she wants |
| 8229s | to ask prayer of healing if we could |
| 8231s | just spend a little while |
| 8234s | admire this before you head on to the |
| 8236s | aqueduct for sure |
| 8237s | good idea yeah probably probably smart |
| 8241s | mm-hmm wow good role |
| 8247s | sure let's get that added to you guys |
| 8250s | yay |
| 8252s | okay you're all looking a little bit |
| 8253s | healthier |
| 8255s | right okay little tiny bit healthier |
| 8259s | and carol two-thirds that you |
| 8262s | myron and tem or uh full health is there |
| 8265s | anything else you guys want to do before |
| 8266s | you head up to the top |
| 8269s | i just want to look at the three of them |
| 8270s | and say i'll do like a little half |
| 8272s | curtsy and say you're welcome |
| 8281s | that'll do demon that'll do and just |
| 8283s | like walk on passengers |
| 8286s | nice okay |
| 8287s | are you guys heading up to the aqueduct |
| 8291s | yes after yeah yeah let's do it |
| 8294s | okay let's activate it |
| 8298s | that's aqua gold |
| 8301s | so you guys come out on the north south |
| 8304s | side of the um |
| 8306s | this particular aqueduct |
| 8308s | um |
| 8311s | and you're you're definitely kind of |
| 8313s | looking around trying to see where you |
| 8315s | are you can see this huge amount of |
| 8317s | icicles coming out of this mechanical |
| 8319s | structure and two anvils either side |
| 8322s | um |
| 8323s | it's looking pretty |
| 8326s | difficult pretty like you're not sure |
| 8328s | what to do at this point one of the um |
| 8332s | anvils on the south looks like it's |
| 8334s | absolutely covered in ice it looks like |
| 8337s | it has some mechanical parts inside of |
| 8339s | it as well |
| 8340s | so that might be worth looking into um |
| 8343s | difficult to say so i will pass it over |
| 8346s | to you guys so that you can decide what |
| 8348s | you want to do at this point |
| 8350s | uh can i investigate the not frozen one |
| 8355s | yeah for sure |
| 8358s | so |
| 8359s | um it it looks like it's pretty normal |
| 8362s | and it's got the |
| 8365s | it's got some text on it |
| 8367s | just in |
| 8368s | plain language |
| 8369s | and it just says the normal anvil |
| 8382s | as opposed to what kind of anvil |
| 8386s | a not normal handle well you can try and |
| 8390s | uh melt the ice on the bottom one and |
| 8391s | see what that says if you want to |
| 8394s | so yeah carol has her um |
| 8396s | [Music] |
| 8397s | her fire gauntlets can she like |
| 8400s | uh like activate them like she'll |
| 8402s | twiddle her fingers and then |
| 8405s | okay |
| 8406s | so |
| 8407s | the anvil melts |
| 8409s | um |
| 8411s | and there's um |
| 8412s | quite obviously it's an inscription in |
| 8414s | the side |
| 8416s | of the uh |
| 8417s | the anvil |
| 8419s | and it it looks like it's |
| 8422s | like that look inside of it and there's |
| 8424s | a mirror showing the aqueducts behind |
| 8426s | you in a young well-dressed man albeit |
| 8428s | from a different time or era |
| 8431s | and he says hello there i'm the opposite |
| 8434s | anvil |
| 8435s | i can help you open |
| 8437s | all of this here but first you have to |
| 8439s | say the password |
| 8443s | password |
| 8449s | okay we're gonna have you guys roll for |
| 8451s | some initiative as well because there |
| 8453s | are some glay sites coming |
| 8456s | oh no |
| 8472s | nice advantage |
| 8476s | myron why |
| 8479s | oh |
| 8480s | don't worry everyone where's your next |
| 8481s | where's your net 20 |
| 8484s | yeah yeah it was used up on that |
| 8486s | surfboard shield |
| 8488s | yeah that was pretty cool though |
| 8490s | i regret nothing |
| 8493s | so |
| 8494s | for this one |
| 8496s | somebody's gonna have to try and figure |
| 8497s | out the riddle |
| 8499s | uh there is a scroll there you'll have |
| 8502s | to use an action to read the scroll |
| 8504s | that's there |
| 8506s | remember it's the opposite anvil |
| 8508s | and then the well whatever goes on here |
| 8510s | you're going to be attacked by glay |
| 8512s | sites as well |
| 8513s | and so we're going to start the round |
| 8515s | with actually one of the glaciers rolled |
| 8517s | really well |
| 8519s | and he's going to |
| 8521s | start making his way over |
| 8524s | now because this is water he has |
| 8526s | incredibly quick |
| 8527s | swim speed |
| 8530s | which will count as ice skating speed i |
| 8532s | suppose in this case |
| 8534s | uh and he's gonna |
| 8538s | try and overwhelm myron |
| 8541s | so myron i need you to make a strength |
| 8542s | saving check please |
| 8546s | i got this |
| 8548s | you got this oh my god |
| 8567s | manages to do 10 points of damage |
| 8571s | as it slides in |
| 8573s | tries to overwhelm you trying to wrap |
| 8575s | itself around your body and freeze you |
| 8576s | manage to kick it to one side but it |
| 8578s | slams into your knee and just jolts the |
| 8581s | kneecap slightly |
| 8583s | feel a large amount of pain in your |
| 8585s | right knee cap there |
| 8587s | okay |
| 8589s | tame or over by the normal anvil |
| 8592s | it's over to you |
| 8594s | okay |
| 8595s | i am going to look toward the glacier |
| 8597s | and then look back towards myron |
| 8600s | and well i'll say myron and i'll like |
| 8602s | nod my head over towards the glaciers |
| 8604s | and i'm gonna move towards that rock |
| 8606s | kind of |
| 8607s | right here okay |
| 8609s | and um while i'm running i'm going to |
| 8612s | keep talking to myron saying do not let |
| 8614s | them get close |
| 8616s | we have to keep them separate |
| 8619s | and then |
| 8620s | i as you're looking over table because |
| 8622s | you're the only one who's done so |
| 8624s | in the background much further along the |
| 8627s | aqueduct looms large the huge imposing |
| 8631s | figure of the arch glacier |
| 8634s | he looks down |
| 8637s | breathes out ice from his mouth and |
| 8639s | slowly begins making his way towards you |
| 8641s | so you guys |
| 8643s | certainly on a timer as well here |
| 8646s | oh okay harold |
| 8648s | figure out that puzzle now |
| 8650s | and i would like that okay yeah that |
| 8652s | sounds |
| 8655s | uh yeah from the staff of power we're |
| 8657s | gonna cast fireball again |
| 8660s | you said that there was a scroll we had |
| 8661s | to read |
| 8663s | yep |
| 8668s | okay |
| 8669s | nice big amount of fire |
| 8672s | instantly ice begins to melt around the |
| 8674s | various rocks around you uh let's work |
| 8676s | out some uh damage there if that's okay |
| 8679s | jaxes |
| 8680s | by all means i will cast my die |
| 8686s | oh |
| 8687s | nice |
| 8689s | okay so one of them one to the north |
| 8692s | actually takes double damage from that |
| 8695s | because |
| 8696s | it's uh fire |
| 8698s | um but the one below because he passed |
| 8700s | saving throw just takes normal damage |
| 8702s | but that's still a heck of a lot of |
| 8704s | damage one of them looks half gone |
| 8706s | already |
| 8707s | so fantastic stuff |
| 8710s | uh the other one doesn't look so bad but |
| 8711s | still looks like it's uh it's ready to |
| 8713s | go |
| 8714s | so the glaciers now having just had that |
| 8717s | happen to them uh he's actually gonna |
| 8719s | come over here |
| 8720s | and he's gonna try and overwhelm |
| 8723s | uh you jaxes |
| 8725s | but okay uh you need to make that |
| 8727s | strength throw a disadvantage because |
| 8729s | there's two of them trying to pin this |
| 8731s | attack on you right now their pins are |
| 8732s | moving so if you can make that strength |
| 8734s | throw a disadvantage |
| 8737s | you fail are you kidding |
| 8740s | oh uh my only like an at 20. |
| 8744s | you are now grappled |
| 8747s | with the glaze or to your north as well |
| 8750s | um |
| 8753s | so |
| 8754s | your speed becomes zero |
| 8756s | um |
| 8757s | and |
| 8761s | you're gonna struggle here massively so |
| 8764s | let's work out the damage first |
| 8767s | okay kind of like in a |
| 8769s | wrestling grapple so you take eight |
| 8770s | points of damage |
| 8773s | and it's still got another turn to make |
| 8775s | on you now because you're grappled |
| 8779s | he's gonna attempt to slam you down into |
| 8782s | the ground with the grapple |
| 8785s | okay |
| 8788s | 15 he'll oh |
| 8791s | just misses right you're 16 okay good |
| 8794s | for you |
| 8797s | oh i'm sorry i'm i'm supposed to do that |
| 8799s | with advantage let me try again because |
| 8800s | you're uh oh no it's still good |
| 8803s | [Laughter] |
| 8811s | like frozen or is it my legs or |
| 8813s | something and i'm just like growling at |
| 8815s | these little glaciers that are |
| 8817s | hitting me to the ground yeah so that |
| 8819s | the one glacier essentially is got you |
| 8822s | in a bear hug where it's hopped up onto |
| 8824s | your midsection and just wrapped its |
| 8825s | arms around you and it's trying to |
| 8826s | grapple and slam you down from any which |
| 8829s | way |
| 8832s | okay right yep |
| 8834s | i'm just thrashing around and i kind of |
| 8836s | look over at myron |
| 8838s | i just love you on your turn you can try |
| 8840s | and escape from this |
| 8842s | with a strength test if you want to |
| 8845s | okay |
| 8846s | on my turn we'll see how it goes yeah on |
| 8848s | your turn |
| 8849s | um and then from there you'll be free of |
| 8851s | the grapple and you'll be able to do |
| 8852s | whatever you please carol |
| 8854s | your turn no um you've got the scroll |
| 8857s | would you like to read it as your action |
| 8860s | yes please |
| 8863s | it reads like that |
| 8866s | which i put in to the uh so the guys on |
| 8869s | the screen can see as well always coming |
| 8873s | take me |
| 8874s | down |
| 8876s | i hate you |
| 8878s | [Music] |
| 8879s | oh no always coming |
| 8881s | down |
| 8884s | wait your turn kathar |
| 8886s | yeah i know |
| 8891s | i'll give you a minute okay |
| 8893s | strange so |
| 8896s | the um person at the other uh |
| 8900s | this |
| 8902s | anvil on the word and bill thank you uh |
| 8905s | he he said we need a password correct |
| 8908s | yeah |
| 8910s | okay so hmm |
| 8912s | it's not just always coming take me down |
| 8914s | well she'll try it at first always |
| 8916s | coming take me down |
| 8919s | i'm afraid that's incorrect |
| 8923s | why is it mixed up |
| 8926s | okay interesting |
| 8928s | uh |
| 8929s | yeah |
| 8930s | any bonus action sorry before i pass it |
| 8932s | to myron oh you know what can i um cast |
| 8936s | a spiritual weapon |
| 8938s | absolutely |
| 8939s | thank you yes |
| 8942s | help you guys out a little bit maybe i |
| 8944s | see some more struggling a little bit |
| 8946s | over here |
| 8948s | i don't know why it's in her space but |
| 8951s | there you go |
| 8952s | thank you and uh yeah i don't know if it |
| 8955s | attacks on this turn but i'm definitely |
| 8956s | gonna have it yep |
| 8958s | go for the attack that's fine don't mind |
| 8961s | at all |
| 8965s | oh santa's chant |
| 8967s | good dennis chan yes |
| 8970s | match 20. let's go |
| 8973s | this is going well |
| 8976s | this is going |
| 8977s | it's going nothing |
| 8979s | it's all right all right |
| 8981s | eight points of damage |
| 8983s | good stuff okay so the the miniature um |
| 8987s | not the miniature but the spiritual uh |
| 8990s | meat tenderizer |
| 8991s | pulverizes into the ice and chips of ice |
| 8994s | fly everywhere into the aqueduct all |
| 8996s | around you |
| 8998s | okay myrin your turn |
| 9001s | i have a lot of |
| 9003s | questions so okay |
| 9005s | so question if i used my movement would |
| 9008s | that count as a tackle if i wanted to |
| 9010s | tackle somebody or would that can count |
| 9012s | as an action |
| 9015s | uh so it's |
| 9017s | movement is moving physically |
| 9020s | tackle would be an action if you want to |
| 9021s | like rugby attack or something or |
| 9023s | america |
| 9026s | okay okay that would be a grapple |
| 9028s | similar to what happened to jax's |
| 9031s | right okay so in my shield then since |
| 9033s | it's an animated shield and i could tell |
| 9035s | it what to do if i wanted to as an other |
| 9037s | option could i command my shield to like |
| 9039s | bonk it in the head the one that's |
| 9041s | holding tamar |
| 9043s | not |
| 9044s | like a shield badge |
| 9047s | it doesn't it's not um |
| 9049s | it's yeah it's |
| 9050s | so you've got an animated shield that |
| 9051s | will stay there but i'll allow you as an |
| 9053s | action |
| 9054s | to try and make a shield bash to try and |
| 9057s | get it off of tamor we can do that for |
| 9059s | sure you can make either |
| 9061s | um |
| 9063s | i would say it's probably gonna be a |
| 9064s | dexterity check because it's a small |
| 9066s | creature that you're trying to knock off |
| 9067s | and you're trying to break bits of its |
| 9069s | arms or its legs where it's grappling |
| 9070s | onto jaxes for sure |
| 9072s | so do you want to do that with a dex |
| 9074s | check |
| 9075s | you know what because i have two attacks |
| 9077s | and there's two of them and i can't let |
| 9079s | them hear tikka or carol |
| 9081s | yes i want to full send that oh |
| 9084s | but |
| 9085s | we'll send okay |
| 9091s | eggs check is in the chat |
| 9095s | that's good 17 that's a solid |
| 9098s | yes |
| 9100s | um let's go i'm gonna roll me a d4 for |
| 9103s | damage and it will knock you'll knock it |
| 9105s | off of tamor for sure yeah that's good |
| 9107s | that's solid |
| 9110s | okay |
| 9112s | two points of damage to the glacier not |
| 9114s | huge but it's enough so |
| 9117s | uh tamar kind of sees |
| 9120s | uh myron running over |
| 9122s | and just |
| 9124s | smacks it with the shield and the |
| 9126s | glacier's hand rips off and you're |
| 9128s | suddenly free you can breathe a little |
| 9129s | bit better jaxes uh and the the glacier |
| 9132s | falls to one leg and it's scowling over |
| 9135s | at myron now |
| 9137s | and what i'm gonna do is as soon as that |
| 9139s | happens i'm just gonna look at tamora |
| 9141s | and give like a cheeky smirk of like |
| 9143s | you're welcome without even saying it |
| 9145s | and then uh cause i feel like at this |
| 9147s | moment we just become friends like we |
| 9149s | could put aside all hate and just you |
| 9151s | know i was gonna say i smiled back |
| 9153s | okay cool |
| 9155s | um |
| 9156s | oh my god are we working oh um it's the |
| 9159s | bff |
| 9161s | did we just become best friends |
| 9163s | dude |
| 9165s | um so i want to take my sword and since |
| 9167s | that one's not is kneeled down i know |
| 9170s | it's a disadvantage right |
| 9173s | uh no it's not a disadvantage no |
| 9176s | so it was the one on the north that was |
| 9178s | in tamor's space you've now knocked it |
| 9180s | back north |
| 9181s | so the one on the south hasn't been hit |
| 9183s | yet |
| 9184s | that's the one that hit you though |
| 9185s | previously |
| 9186s | and if i left i'd get an attack of |
| 9188s | opportunities that's not cool so i'm |
| 9190s | just gonna whack the one that's right |
| 9191s | next to me which is right here assuming |
| 9193s | the tamer is okay now so i'm just gonna |
| 9195s | whack it with my uh |
| 9198s | because i don't wanna disengage and give |
| 9199s | myself an opportunity to get hit so |
| 9202s | um |
| 9205s | let's hit this just a normal hip |
| 9208s | yeah just a normal hit |
| 9210s | okay |
| 9213s | it's a good hit yeah roll for damage |
| 9217s | i was nervous for a second i was like oh |
| 9219s | no okay i would i would like you to not |
| 9222s | succeed at one roll just once that would |
| 9225s | be really that it's gonna be the one |
| 9227s | where the big guy comes and it's a one |
| 9230s | no |
| 9232s | okay so speaking of the big guy he is |
| 9234s | getting ever closer by the way |
| 9236s | which brings us to tika |
| 9238s | [Music] |
| 9240s | okay |
| 9241s | so i um |
| 9244s | i want to take a glance okay so i've |
| 9246s | i've taken a glance at the scroll right |
| 9249s | yeah so it says always coming take me |
| 9251s | down |
| 9252s | okay |
| 9254s | just shake my head |
| 9257s | i i i actually knew the bard who wrote |
| 9260s | this song and i'm gonna scream out never |
| 9262s | gonna give you up |
| 9266s | no |
| 9268s | so because you're |
| 9269s | it's the opposite anvil and uh you've |
| 9272s | done it and sure enough if you'd have |
| 9274s | taken a look at the uh a closer look at |
| 9277s | the uh the opposite anvil you'd have |
| 9279s | seen this very handsome chat |
| 9295s | the |
| 9297s | the mechanism to to the west |
| 9300s | begins to turn into action |
| 9303s | and heat begins to pump from it breaking |
| 9305s | everything there |
| 9307s | uh the |
| 9308s | the glaciers in front of you um melt |
| 9311s | into nothing but the arch glazer looks |
| 9314s | like he's coming directly for you guys |
| 9318s | so |
| 9319s | what are you there's nowhere to run |
| 9322s | oh |
| 9323s | uh |
| 9324s | you look towards where you came in and |
| 9327s | the rocks have shut again |
| 9330s | of course |
| 9331s | oh no |
| 9333s | you look down |
| 9335s | there is a river below the aquiduct to |
| 9338s | the side |
| 9339s | you could try your best to jump |
| 9342s | cathar might be okay or tikka's wings |
| 9344s | might help them down but it's going to |
| 9347s | have to be a bit of a leap of faith at |
| 9348s | this point what do you guys want to do |
| 9352s | i don't know i don't see a choice we |
| 9353s | can't take this thing |
| 9355s | you're instructed you've got about |
| 9356s | 30 seconds before the arch glacier gets |
| 9359s | towards you and probably consumes you |
| 9363s | it's either the river right or that |
| 9365s | thing |
| 9366s | i say i'm gonna play |
| 9380s | no you won't have the time um i'm gonna |
| 9382s | ask you all to make uh oh that's the |
| 9384s | wrong check i'm gonna ask you all to |
| 9386s | make ignore that one |
| 9387s | athletics checks using the grappling |
| 9390s | hooks to see what you can do |
| 9392s | to mitigate this damage |
| 9395s | that means that normally |
| 9398s | yep just normal |
| 9399s | so |
| 9400s | normal okay |
| 9402s | oh no |
| 9404s | oh no no no no no no no |
| 9407s | no no no no no no no okay so you all |
| 9411s | jump off you manage to mitigate most of |
| 9413s | it it looks like you're just about to |
| 9416s | plunge to your doom as the arch glacier |
| 9418s | begins throwing ice down at you |
| 9421s | and out of the heavens plunge |
| 9423s | some of the generals |
| 9425s | they come down swooping down on their |
| 9427s | wings grab up those who can't fly and |
| 9431s | take you back cathedral to safety |
| 9434s | oh |
| 9438s | [Music] |
| 9451s | wasn't there guys |
| 9453s | i don't care everyone else |
| 9456s | imagine not having wings |
| 9460s | carol looks like she's like |
| 9461s | hyperventilating |
| 9468s | definitely definitely led that there and |
| 9470s | they take you back to the cathedral |
| 9473s | where you can rest up before they |
| 9475s | debrief you |
| 9476s | well now folks that was a little touch |
| 9479s | and go at the end there |
| 9480s | um |
| 9482s | and i'm not quite sure that our generals |
| 9484s | will be quite up to the task of |
| 9485s | providing hot cocoa for our adventurers |
| 9487s | and influencers here |
| 9489s | but |
| 9490s | if you tune in next time to see what |
| 9492s | happens next in the elder god wars we |
| 9494s | can definitely promise you some more fun |
| 9497s | and uh hopefully some more dressing up |
| 9499s | from our wonderful influencers so thank |
| 9501s | you so much for me at the bar |
| 9505s | i've been christian. |
| 9509s | and uh our influence is why don't you |
| 9511s | sign out yourselves and tell us about |
| 9512s | your favorite moment from tonight jax's |
| 9514s | why don't we start with you |
| 9517s | okay well |
| 9520s | obviously my favorite moment was the dog |
| 9522s | scene |
| 9523s | because that was come on guys |
| 9526s | come on |
| 9527s | i didn't actually think that was gonna |
| 9528s | work but it did and i got to pet some |
| 9530s | good dogs so uh julia you know what to |
| 9533s | do |
| 9535s | well oh man honestly my favorite scene |
| 9537s | was probably |
| 9539s | uh |
| 9540s | tikka running up the |
| 9542s | tree and being absolutely |
| 9546s | poor guys |
| 9548s | [Music] |
| 9550s | yeah my name is my channel |
| 9552s | yeah |
| 9557s | how about you oh yeah my gossip mine was |
| 9560s | probably |
| 9561s | riding the hellhound off a cliff and |
| 9564s | then doing an epic backflip nice and |
| 9566s | yeah somehow managing in that 20 that |
| 9569s | was pretty sick i did think i'd actually |
| 9571s | get that far in fact it was just a spur |
| 9573s | of the moment decision but i'm glad it |
| 9575s | worked and uh |
| 9576s | xoxo |
| 9580s | let's finish up strong with you |
| 9582s | come on dude oh god all right well in |
| 9586s | typical cathode fashion |
| 9588s | if you all made it this far thank you so |
| 9590s | much for watching um i gotta say my |
| 9592s | favorite moment was probably just almost |
| 9594s | dying in one hit um it wasn't wasn't the |
| 9597s | best moment but i rolled the net 20. got |
| 9599s | out with one health managed to distract |
| 9602s | the glacier and drag myself to safety |
| 9605s | definitely a good showing and grim |
| 9608s | moment |
| 9609s | in a grim moment for our avianzi bard |
| 9611s | and uh i can't wait for the next one |
| 9614s | absolutely look guys thank you again |
| 9617s | from road outdoor color uk of course |
| 9619s | uh from our friends at jagex for |
| 9621s | providing the opportunity to tell these |
| 9622s | stories alongside the older god was done |
| 9625s | which are out now for you guys to enjoy |
| 9628s | please go and take a look i'm sure these |
| 9629s | guys they've all been enjoying the first |
| 9632s | few wings there and um you can check out |
| 9634s | their uh socials below and they'll be |
| 9637s | happy to show you what they're doing |
| 9638s | there so thanks again guys and we'll see |
| 9640s | you next time |
| 9641s | here at runescape |
| 9643s | bye thank you |
| 9645s | bye do your homework |