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Dear mod ramen,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish the fort, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a cool goblin. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a cool goblin.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you snacking in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous working skills.

You have hands like trendy turnips and the most tacky eye I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to rub those trendy turnip hands and massage that tacky eye.

You're so special with your hot ways. The way you handle your quiet dad shows great diligence and generosity.

I know that to you I'm just a wild Fool but I think we could be happy together, snuggling like two disruptive koalas.

Please, say you'll be mine mod ramen!

All my love
ChillOut42

P.S THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE LETTER <3

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9 months ago - /u/JagexRamen - Direct link

Sounds like ChatGPT