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| 0s | vomit on his spaghetti already mom's |
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| 2s | spaghetti he's nervous but on the |
| 4s | surface he is mom's spaghetti to drop |
| 6s | bombs but he keeps mom's spaghetti hey |
| 12s | everyone my name is Jace I'm a |
| 13s | programmer in the community manager here |
| 14s | at coffee stain studios the other day on |
| 16s | Twitter I put out a little announcement |
| 18s | saying please submit your funny amazing |
| 21s | whatever clips of satisfactory on |
| 24s | YouTube using the hashtag satisfactory |
| 26s | react and a lot of people submitted |
| 28s | stuff we've picked a few I've not seen |
| 31s | them and so I'm gonna watch them right |
| 32s | now and see react to them alright let's |
| 37s | go alright look at this run dude how far |
| 46s | did you build this walkway this crosses |
| 50s | the entire map surely I wonder what the |
| 53s | savefile length on this is right well |
| 56s | there's the hub that's a lot of storage |
| 59s | container I see a lot of things not |
| 62s | moving you know what a little |
| 64s | disappointed they're just kidding I |
| 66s | don't care at all |
| 67s | it's gorgeous it feels like train tracks |
| 68s | that you see you know like when you look |
| 71s | down from a high place like in real life |
| 76s | alright cool we've reached the end of |
| 78s | the walkway that took a long time very |
| 81s | impressive let's go all right we got the |
| 88s | satisfactory music and this is a quite a |
| 92s | tall tower of conveyor belts alright |
| 94s | let's get up to the top |
| 101s | what hey guys doing on it like look at |
| 105s | this factory game think I'll just build |
| 107s | up all the way up to the top it's very |
| 109s | cool though nice of you it must be so |
| 113s | satisfying just watching your stuff just |
| 115s | come down on the conveyor belts yeah |
| 117s | like that like that mmm mmm tasty tasty |
| 121s | I'd eat that for breakfast lunch and |
| 123s | dinner oh yeah oh this looks amazing |
| 132s | Oh |
| 135s | super cool |
| 138s | grab the ladder nice very cool very cool |
| 142s | dang that like perspective you just like |
| 146s | closing up as you look up really cool |
| 151s | great job at least conveyor belts are |
| 157s | insane it's like this big walled in |
| 161s | place right but it's also we got work in |
| 165s | progress written in the chat there no |
| 168s | one can get in you have to use like a |
| 170s | jet pack where the letters of course |
| 171s | that's super cool I never thought of |
| 172s | using the conveyor belts like that to |
| 174s | actually create a big wall around around |
| 176s | something like the space elevator very |
| 178s | cool very cool right next one let's go |
| 182s | all right I think we're doing a |
| 186s | time-lapse here oh yeah yeah right |
| 189s | I love the the the top view as well |
| 191s | really cool |
| 194s | all right foundations kind of look like |
| 197s | a dick to be honest the mantas having |
| 203s | the time of his life I love the big |
| 210s | space too rough potato thing just |
| 212s | walking over the foundations I love the |
| 215s | the flashlight as well you could see |
| 216s | them running around super cool I guess |
| 218s | it's just a time-lapse of playing the |
| 220s | game right yeah yeah that's cool like |
| 222s | for some reason my head was in this |
| 224s | space where it's like something special |
| 226s | must be happening but no no like it's |
| 228s | just a really nice view of of a player |
| 231s | playing I wonder what the video file of |
| 235s | this was very cool how do we get up here |
| 237s | I don't know all right what's going on |
| 239s | we got a three player no you're on the |
| 245s | drug ship alright test number two let's |
| 258s | see how this goes This Is It this is the |
| 260s | one this is the one |
| 262s | but oh oh no okay only as high as the |
| 267s | space elevator that's number three we |
| 268s | have a we have a nut in hand this time I |
| 272s | love the sensory test number four oh no |
| 278s | someone died |
| 280s | [Laughter] |
| 283s | perfect perfect that was fantastic I |
| 286s | actually never had never seen anyone do |
| 288s | that before very cool name bus space |
| 291s | though by lumix and anthrax 25 hours |
| 294s | plate alpha test weekend huh I still |
| 304s | love watching the ship fly away |
| 306s | you can do it sugar cube it's just a |
| 308s | regular ramp you got this |
| 310s | I love these camera shots they're |
| 313s | amazing very kind of cinematic super |
| 316s | cool that is a huge tower I think |
| 319s | conveyor belts are in them I think ah |
| 321s | the editing everything's so cool I'm |
| 323s | blown away by how'd you get these shots |
| 326s | and everything it's just you know we |
| 328s | don't we don't give too many tools to do |
| 330s | this kind of stuff at the moment and and |
| 333s | yet look at what they've done this is |
| 336s | incredible maybe that was taken from the |
| 340s | top of the space elevator very cool |
| 342s | nice loved it juicy all right we're up |
| 346s | high oh here we go get in the vehicle oh |
| 351s | yes it's frame-perfect let's kick |
| 353s | cancers butt save the animals hope all |
| 356s | right see we've got some pretty quick |
| 357s | conveyer belts here all right all right |
| 361s | with jetpacking across the map through |
| 363s | the forest whoa holy crap how many |
| 367s | attempts did this make I assume this is |
| 369s | all intentional through those little |
| 370s | gaps oh that's tasty that's tasty very |
| 380s | nice very nice |
| 382s | one takes point yes sir what's soft |
| 385s | worker yeah |
| 388s | Oh make sure you check the depth in real |
| 395s | life as well if you're gonna do that |
| 397s | like don't dive into two feet of water |
| 401s | at this moment all right |
| 411s | rise in the truck that is not how I |
| 416s | tuned you the truck I don't know what |
| 418s | you've done this is your fault not mine |
| 422s | this player is moments away from death |
| 425s | because they can't breathe from laughter |
| 427s | he's probably the most emotional they've |
| 429s | been in their entire life very cool very |
| 430s | cool all right let's see what's going on |
| 433s | here see ya |
| 435s | oh whoa that's pretty cool so that's |
| 441s | like an automated little jump like when |
| 443s | we get the Explorer in the game you know |
| 445s | we have some ramps in the game hopefully |
| 447s | people can automate some cool tricks or |
| 448s | whatever and if we can get something |
| 450s | like quarter pipes and stuff that we |
| 452s | super cool hold the phone |
| 455s | we have Zelda music in the background |
| 463s | that's uh that's quite a wall this is |
| 469s | necessary this is necessary you cannot |
| 471s | finish the game unless you build this |
| 473s | wall Oh painting it as well very nice oh |
| 478s | wait I get the feeling |
| 487s | is it a face-to-face this mario green no |
| 499s | it's linked it's like oh it's got the |
| 506s | shield dude |
| 519s | all right so that's all the videos that |
| 521s | I'm gonna be reacting to today I had a |
| 523s | lot of fun doing it it's super cool to |
| 525s | see what you all are doing from the |
| 526s | funny stuff to the really impressive |
| 528s | stuff I hope the rest of you enjoy |
| 530s | seeing what others have done and maybe |
| 533s | my dumb face reacting to it all |
| 534s | hopefully we can get around to more |
| 536s | another time if we do this again |
| 537s | hit like if you actually enjoy this kind |
| 539s | of video and follow us on all the things |
| 543s | bye |
| 551s | gee willikers I always love seeing that |
| 554s | stuff as well I have a soft spot for |
| 556s | that or a hard spot mm-hmm |