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1s | here we go hi my name is Jace I'm a |
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6s | programmer in the community manager here |
7s | at coffee stain studios and I am back |
9s | from vacation I had a great time and I |
11s | even met up with a few folks from the |
13s | community which was super good but I |
15s | really do miss making these really dumb |
17s | videos for you all so I'm making this |
20s | one today and I'm gonna share some |
21s | information about the end of April |
23s | update the first is something that I |
25s | quickly want to say community member and |
27s | youtuber JD plays link to their YouTube |
29s | channel in the description below sent me |
31s | Milo Milo is this like chocolate milk |
34s | kind of drink from Australia it's very |
36s | well known in Australia he sent me three |
39s | kilograms of Milo thank you very much so |
43s | Milo is this chocolate milk powder kind |
45s | of drink from Australia like I said |
46s | before but it isn't your regular |
48s | chocolate milk so it can be added to hot |
50s | or cold milk of course and when it's |
52s | added to hot milk it just melts in and |
54s | it becomes a chocolate milk and it's |
55s | wonderful and lovely but when you add it |
57s | to cold milk that's when the magic truly |
59s | happens it's it's kind of hard to |
62s | explain so let me just show you first |
63s | you need to open this bad boy up grab a |
65s | spoon and squeeze it under the lid to |
67s | open the tin you will expose a metallic |
70s | membrane much like the gilded treasure |
72s | lying in wait within a Dragon's Den this |
74s | foil membrane must be overcome before |
76s | unveiling your chocolatey prize see that |
79s | that's not a knife that's an extraction |
81s | device and this device must be used as |
83s | per tradition you must pierce the |
85s | membrane now you must slowly begin to |
88s | attaching the membrane from the edges |
93s | after a few hours you will find that |
95s | you've made enough progress to begin |
96s | using your hands to peel away the |
98s | membrane however beware the edges of the |
100s | membrane are sharp and it will fight |
102s | back beginners please consider using |
104s | Kevlar gloves |
110s | now that the innards are exposed you may |
112s | begin using your extraction tool to |
114s | place the powder into a gloss continue |
117s | adding more until you think you have |
118s | enough then add one more heat |
122s | now you may begin adding your milk of |
124s | choice to your surprise the Milo will |
126s | float you will notice some of the Milo |
128s | sticking to the sides in the bottom of |
130s | the glass fear not this is normal you |
132s | can use a spoon not |
133s | the extraction device to stir and scrape |
135s | the mile off the edges so we will float |
137s | the Milo will not dissolve this is |
139s | expected to combat this begin stirring |
141s | and occasionally pushing the Milo below |
143s | the surface after some time if you look |
146s | at the sides of the glass you will |
147s | notice chocolaty streaks flowing down |
149s | into your drink this means you are |
150s | making good progress after you feel |
152s | there is enough chocolate in the milk |
154s | you may proceed to eat yes eat the |
156s | floating mylar using a spoon you will |
158s | find this to be quite pleasant after all |
161s | the floating Milo has been eaten you may |
162s | proceed to drink the milk |
165s | congratulations you've just had your |
167s | first Milo we're kind of running out of |
169s | time in this video this actually took |
170s | like four days four days to film so |
175s | we'll have to we'll have to push back |
178s | the update one week sorry my bad we'll |
184s | be putting the patch up on an |
185s | experimental branch on the 30th of April |
187s | so you can still test it then the |
189s | experimental branch will be in your epic |
191s | game store library as a separate game so |
193s | you can use that to test it I recommend |
195s | just backing up your save files just in |
197s | case the patch notes will also be |
199s | released then on the 30th of April once |
201s | we feel that the patch on the |
202s | experimental branch is stable we'll move |
204s | it over to the main branch this could |
206s | take a couple days hopefully not more |
208s | than a week but we want to make sure |
209s | that it is stable before we do that |
212s | we'll get it out there as soon as |
213s | possible I know that something you |
215s | probably don't want another satisfactory |
217s | game like the experimental branch in |
219s | your library I personally wouldn't that |
221s | it is the only solution we have right |
223s | now but we'll figure out something more |
224s | elegant in the future hopefully so that |
226s | brings the end of the video I hope you |
228s | enjoyed the information if you like |
230s | information any kind of information hit |
232s | like comment subscribe live your life |
235s | and do whatever you want okay bye |
244s | it's a new day it's a new Jase |