about 5 years ago - Coffee Stain - Direct link

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1s here we go hi my name is Jace I'm a
6s programmer in the community manager here
7s at coffee stain studios and I am back
9s from vacation I had a great time and I
11s even met up with a few folks from the
13s community which was super good but I
15s really do miss making these really dumb
17s videos for you all so I'm making this
20s one today and I'm gonna share some
21s information about the end of April
23s update the first is something that I
25s quickly want to say community member and
27s youtuber JD plays link to their YouTube
29s channel in the description below sent me
31s Milo Milo is this like chocolate milk
34s kind of drink from Australia it's very
36s well known in Australia he sent me three
39s kilograms of Milo thank you very much so
43s Milo is this chocolate milk powder kind
45s of drink from Australia like I said
46s before but it isn't your regular
48s chocolate milk so it can be added to hot
50s or cold milk of course and when it's
52s added to hot milk it just melts in and
54s it becomes a chocolate milk and it's
55s wonderful and lovely but when you add it
57s to cold milk that's when the magic truly
59s happens it's it's kind of hard to
62s explain so let me just show you first
63s you need to open this bad boy up grab a
65s spoon and squeeze it under the lid to
67s open the tin you will expose a metallic
70s membrane much like the gilded treasure
72s lying in wait within a Dragon's Den this
74s foil membrane must be overcome before
76s unveiling your chocolatey prize see that
79s that's not a knife that's an extraction
81s device and this device must be used as
83s per tradition you must pierce the
85s membrane now you must slowly begin to
88s attaching the membrane from the edges
93s after a few hours you will find that
95s you've made enough progress to begin
96s using your hands to peel away the
98s membrane however beware the edges of the
100s membrane are sharp and it will fight
102s back beginners please consider using
104s Kevlar gloves
110s now that the innards are exposed you may
112s begin using your extraction tool to
114s place the powder into a gloss continue
117s adding more until you think you have
118s enough then add one more heat
122s now you may begin adding your milk of
124s choice to your surprise the Milo will
126s float you will notice some of the Milo
128s sticking to the sides in the bottom of
130s the glass fear not this is normal you
132s can use a spoon not
133s the extraction device to stir and scrape
135s the mile off the edges so we will float
137s the Milo will not dissolve this is
139s expected to combat this begin stirring
141s and occasionally pushing the Milo below
143s the surface after some time if you look
146s at the sides of the glass you will
147s notice chocolaty streaks flowing down
149s into your drink this means you are
150s making good progress after you feel
152s there is enough chocolate in the milk
154s you may proceed to eat yes eat the
156s floating mylar using a spoon you will
158s find this to be quite pleasant after all
161s the floating Milo has been eaten you may
162s proceed to drink the milk
165s congratulations you've just had your
167s first Milo we're kind of running out of
169s time in this video this actually took
170s like four days four days to film so
175s we'll have to we'll have to push back
178s the update one week sorry my bad we'll
184s be putting the patch up on an
185s experimental branch on the 30th of April
187s so you can still test it then the
189s experimental branch will be in your epic
191s game store library as a separate game so
193s you can use that to test it I recommend
195s just backing up your save files just in
197s case the patch notes will also be
199s released then on the 30th of April once
201s we feel that the patch on the
202s experimental branch is stable we'll move
204s it over to the main branch this could
206s take a couple days hopefully not more
208s than a week but we want to make sure
209s that it is stable before we do that
212s we'll get it out there as soon as
213s possible I know that something you
215s probably don't want another satisfactory
217s game like the experimental branch in
219s your library I personally wouldn't that
221s it is the only solution we have right
223s now but we'll figure out something more
224s elegant in the future hopefully so that
226s brings the end of the video I hope you
228s enjoyed the information if you like
230s information any kind of information hit
232s like comment subscribe live your life
235s and do whatever you want okay bye
244s it's a new day it's a new Jase