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| 10s | [Music] |
|---|---|
| 27s | hmm |
| 31s | think you have what it takes to become |
| 33s | the ultimate split gate arena warrior |
| 36s | join the champions before you crush the |
| 39s | competition and rise through the ranks |
| 42s | with the help of our portal observation |
| 44s | and gamification training courses |
| 47s | hey i don't mean to be a bother but can |
| 48s | you have maintenance look at my portal |
| 50s | gun nothing big just burning my skin |
| 52s | doing things to my dna no longer gonna |
| 54s | be able to procreate don't worry it's |
| 56s | not a pressing issue for you |
| 60s | so you know take your time |
| 62s | hey uh you're live by the way |
| 65s | here in the 28th century there are |
| 67s | countless ways for you to legally |
| 68s | eviscerate a person with just a little |
| 70s | bit of hard work cold steel and |
| 73s | interspatial plane distortion technology |
| 75s | one way the assault rifle it's gonna |
| 78s | prove to be the most reliable tool at |
| 79s | your disposal but for those of you truly |
| 82s | committed to the high art of portal |
| 83s | hopping you gotta get your hands on the |
| 85s | carbine |
| 86s | it's the perfect gift to yourself when |
| 88s | you want to maximize your kills per |
| 90s | minute you know really bump those |
| 92s | numbers up but hey what's a better way |
| 94s | to dish out a superfluous amount of |
| 95s | bullets than with the smg which by the |
| 98s | way if you didn't know stands for so |
| 100s | much guilt |
| 102s | that is not what it means |
| 104s | when acquiring targets at a long range |
| 106s | the battle rifle dish out three round |
| 109s | bursts my suggestion aim for the head |
| 114s | oh and by the way if you're looking to |
| 115s | turn someone's stomach into swiss cheese |
| 117s | you've got to go with your pistol but |
| 119s | what really shifts the tides of battle |
| 121s | in your favor is our collection of heavy |
| 124s | freaking weapons as we take a nice |
| 127s | little leisurely stroll into the |
| 128s | training course i want you to push your |
| 130s | imagination |
| 132s | and your rockets |
| 133s | to the limit |
| 134s | your opponent will be expecting a |
| 136s | frontal attack you my friend already |
| 139s | know that so how about we equip you with |
| 141s | let's say a high-powered sniper rifle |
| 143s | and we launch you through the air as you |
| 144s | pull off an absolutely absurd headshot |
| 147s | [Music] |
| 148s | so cool oh and be sure to keep the |
| 150s | railgun primed and ready for when that |
| 153s | special moment presents itself |
| 155s | like christopher walken and deer hunter |
| 157s | one shot will delete your opponent out |
| 160s | of existence |
| 162s | wait a second now oh pause the tape |
| 166s | what was that stunning outfit |
| 169s | zoom in enhance yes that's the one |
| 173s | now available in the beta season 2 |
| 175s | battle pass |
| 177s | become the envy of your friends and |
| 179s | family with this legendary guardian |
| 182s | armor okay moving on play the tape the |
| 185s | chicka chicka shotgun will provide a |
| 187s | powerful level of close quarters control |
| 189s | so get to it before the enemy does |
| 193s | all right i get it shotgun's messy why |
| 195s | don't we incorporate some elegance into |
| 197s | these eliminations what do you say a |
| 199s | coup de gras if you will |
| 201s | oh that wasn't rhetorical i was leading |
| 203s | into some chit chat about the plasma |
| 205s | rifle this weapon is so exceedingly |
| 207s | powerful the other team won't know to do |
| 209s | it themselves as you reign that sweet |
| 212s | plasmic energy upon their body |
| 215s | good times but |
| 217s | always be aware of your surroundings you |
| 220s | never know when someone will come from |
| 221s | above with a big freaking bat |
| 224s | ouch |
| 226s | well that's it for now we'll see you |
| 227s | next time right here at the say it with |
| 230s | me now portal observation and |
| 232s | gamification institute |
| 235s | ready to test out what you've learned |
| 237s | here |
| 239s | we've just introduced a brand new battle |
| 241s | pass in split gate beta season 2 for you |
| 244s | to climb through the ranks fight for |
| 247s | glory and earn some very cool gear |
| 253s | [Music] |
| 256s | you |