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@_Wisperer 📜I, Bekah, will not depart this world until I have achieved 200M XP in my beloved profession [Divination].

Once I have achieved the feat, I trust my beloved husband and fellow 'Scaper to acquire all my assets, and bury me with a Cres Plushie.

@AnAviansie 📜Everything that belongs to me, now belongs to my brethren, the Gielinorian Aviantese.

If I am unable to complete this project during life, I request that all my gold and assets be used to build a village in the location of Eagle's Peak.

Signed,

A humble Aviansie

@poinntter 📜BENEFICIARY & DISPOSITION OF PROPERTY
To the Monkey Child of Ape Atoll, I leave behind my esteemed burnt lobster collection.

FINAL INSTRUCTIONS
To the person who cut my favorite Oak Tree, I demand that they are fed my Burnt Lobster Collection by the Monkey Child.

@BinxDQT Adding the Well of Goodwill and Stray Dog of Varrock as Beneficiaries 🧐📜Including 'Random Adventurer' as Victim.

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@Tkf530 📜I, Tkf530, have one and only final wish.

At the end of my days, when the cold and dark become my closest friends, just as the sun of my youth crested the sky, would love nothing more than the touch of a party hat upon my head.

@HardKawMedia 📜Material belongings cannot be taken into the spirit realm upon my passing, and they are therefore unworthy of consideration.

The only thing deserving to be immortalised, hereby and forevermore, is my love for turtles.

Signed,
HardKaw 🐢

@RsAldog 📜𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐘:
I devise and bequeath all my property and gold, both real and digital and wherever situated to:

𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲

Sandwich Lady [REAL NAME UNKNOWN], of Ardougne Marketplace, Owner of Sandwich Lady Bakery.

@Oree_RS 📜I, Oree, not acting under duress or undue influence and definitely not involved in any suspicious or debatable activities, hereby humbly request that upon my departure all my devices, electronic or otherwise, have their history deleted immediately and without questioning.

@Tree_Detective 📜I, JamHug, hereby request pictures of the Jagex HQ to be faxed to me in the afterlife via a burning ritual. More specifically, I'd like images of the catering served in the canteen.
If, perchance, blueberry pie is on the menu, kindly offer a piece via the aforementioned ritual.

You may have gathered a few Last Wills, but what about your own?

That’s where Postie Pete’s Will Writing Service™ comes in! 📮

*Limited time only

@TheLGBTCorner: Hello everyone and happy Pride month! We, here at The LGBT Corner, are so excited to announce that we are once again hos…

Oh, this? I call it cosmic horror-core. 🔮

Soul Dye and Soul Witch outfit are out now! Head to Draynor Village and talk to Postie Pete to get your hands on them.

@PrideslayerMMA So if we wood cut tomorrow, what does that make us? 🤔

Hotfix⚠️: The dwarven chainaxe no longer gives XP and Produce when in double-resource mode.
Impling spawn rates from the tree shaking scrimshaw have been reduced after they were spawning too frequently post woodcutting changes.

Hotfix⚠️: Players will once again be able to build the southern wall of the Fort next to the Guardhouse & they will be able to get a refund for the Leprechaun composting service.

There have also been some problems at the Post Office this week in Parcels From the Dead!💀

Visit Postie Pete for a chance to inherit some of these Forgotten Belongings:

@JagexDoom @IronAraxxor Unable to cut a tree with your fists? Sounds like a skill issue 🤔

This week in RuneScape, don't forget that Woodcutters' Grove is out NOW🪓 (Speak to Aster at Fort Forinthry to get choppin'!)

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@JagexHelen: We're now launching this week's RuneScape game update, we're aiming to reboot at 10:15 game time (11:15am UK time)