[2020] The Pizza on Ascent Should Be More Delicious-Looking

Dear the community,

I am writing to implore you (the community) to make the open pizza box on Ascent

(Mid Pizza) look more like a delicious pizza. My qualms with the 'za are twofold, and I would like to share them with you (the community) below:

1. Ascent takes place in Italy, a country renowned for it's cuisine. Pizza is so quintessentially Italian that a non-profit was established in 1984 just to ensure that all pizzas claiming to be Neapolitan in style uphold the true virtues of the cuisine. This is a country that prides itself on delicious, homemade recipes passed down through generations. This open-box tragedy would make any Italian pizza chef worth his salt throw his apron down in disgust.
2. If one were to look closely, one would see that the open-box pizza is actually still steaming. This suggests that the pizza isn't old, it hasn't been sitting out for ages in the Italian sun getting dry, oh no; this pizza is as fresh as the day is long. And yet it still looks like a dehydrated husk of dough and dollar store mushrooms.

As a lover of both pizza and Valorant, I beg you (the community) to consider how cool upgrading this dusty, misbegotten pie and replacing it with something more delicious-looking; a pizza that inspires the palate. Let's hope someone one day turs this pizza into an ace of a dish.

Thank you for your time.

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