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| 6s | Hi! Welcome to Thunder Show and the most hilarious moments of the past week. |
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| 12s | This episode contains a pinch of luck, a handful of hope, |
| 15s | and lots, and we mean LOTS of audacity. |
| 19s | Let’s get started! |
| 25s | Few people know that dozer blades in War Thunder |
| 28s | are actually meant for water rather than soil. |
| 31s | Allow us to demonstrate! |
| 33s | A distinguished engineer, ErRoR4o4 uses their machine |
| 37s | to gently but surely push a heated Marder into the tepid waters... |
| 42s | And straight into the river king’s cave! |
| 50s | A note to pilots: if you see an ally being chased by two enemies at once, |
| 54s | don’t hesitate to take one of them out... |
| 56s | So that they blast into the other one! |
| 59s | Expect more. Shoot less. |
| 66s | Trebor797 knows two things for sure: |
| 69s | first, the Christmas holidays only end when you want them to end, |
| 73s | and second, the true purpose of the LS 3 torpedo boat |
| 76s | is to obliterate enemy aircraft. |
| 79s | So, they spot some winged shadows on the water, park next to a nice rock, |
| 83s | and their tiny little machine gun wipes out not one, not two, |
| 87s | but all three aerial targets in less than thirty seconds! |
| 98s | Jets and props weren’t born equal, |
| 100s | so it’s unsurprising that pilots of the former |
| 102s | basically ignore this player’s ancient Yak. |
| 105s | They shouldn’t though! |
| 106s | This vet is armed and primed for action. |
| 109s | They first cut down a top Chinese J-7D... |
| 112s | And then start chasing a French Mirage. |
| 114s | You’re not getting away! You hear me? |
| 117s | Great job! |
| 122s | So here’s the thing: you need one more frag, but you’re all out of ammo. |
| 127s | All you’ve got left is some smokes, but you can’t really achieve much with those. |
| 130s | See? No damage. |
| 132s | It’s a hopeless idea, we’re telling ya... |
| 134s | Oh well. |
| 135s | And then XXSOKOLXX jumps into their well-earned nuclear bomber |
| 138s | and takes off to the skies! |
| 146s | As usual, we’ll wrap up by checking out Live War Thunder |
| 149s | where we have a massive battle going on! |
| 152s | It’s what you think it is! |
| 153s | All kinds of vehicles take part in this fight, from ships and aircraft to... |
| 158s | whatever this is. |
| 160s | The mission creators recommend using WW2 machines for the best experience. |
| 164s | Peak joy guaranteed! |
| 172s | You know what brings us peak joy? |
| 175s | Your replays sliding into our inbox! |
| 178s | Err, we mean... |
| 180s | Ah, forget what we just said. |
| 182s | Still, send us your emails! With replays. |
| 185s | Looking forward to your feats! See you! |