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Platinum Winners:

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capitanblondebeard
freestuffleech
helmspider2

 

Titania Prime Access Winner:
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hekate_lech

 

Cephalon Joke-A-Thon Contest Winners:

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  1. After returning from the Rail Jack: “Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think that?” - GizMax

  2. “Who is a cute Domestik Drone? [Glitch voice] You are, that’s who! Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there.” - Steregrin

  3. [Frame Fighter Noises] “Sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off.” - L1ghtning_

  4. “Operator! I have wonderful news. Your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible.” - GenoBeast1910

  5. “Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that.” - Corvus-115

  6. “Operator, I am sorry - happy - to report that all my good jokes Argon.” - RoboJoe256

  7. “Operator, the Sentients won't laugh at my jokes!  Did they adapt to my humor?” - Edetha

  8. TIE “Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again.” - Shelneroth

  9. TIE “Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!” - HowWesWasOne

  10. “Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!” - Raozwire

These winners have been determined by Design Council vote! We look forward to recording the Top 3 winning lines and adding them in-game once the Warframe Team returns to the studio after working-from-home.

 

Cephalon Joke-A-Thon Contest Honorable Mentions:

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  • "Ordis would tell you more about the Corpus, Operator, but you do not seem... invested. Perhaps another time?" - demishock 

  • "Operator, what do the Corpus call tax evasion? A false profit." - Cthulhumon

  • "Oh, Operator! I'm so glad to see your back. I'm glad to see all your other sides too!" - JaloopyManwich

  • "Operator, have you heard the joke about landing crafts? Don't worry, it's over your head." - DazWolfe

  • "Operator, your Warframe is the kavat’s meow." - RegnilLord

  • "Operator! What do you call an [OBLITERATED] eliminated corrupted? Null and Void!" - KorbashKrull

  • "Operator, have a small reminder to keep your friends close, and your enemies gri-near." - PineTreeGuy

  • "Operator, Ordis was wondering all night where the sun had gone… Then it dawned on me." - Misery_216

  • "Operator!  May I suggest fishing For...tuna?" - thantik

  • "A message for me?! Oh, it looks like it’s for you, Operator." - Guess the Meme

  • "Operator, does it feel drafty in here? Must be the solar winds..." - Darth Ordis

  • "Operator, what do you call a greedy corpse? A Corpus!" - Tunnelblur

  • "Ordis sees all these ExPLOOOssssIONS… and wonders… is the Operator having a blast?" - MasterRJ

 

Fan Art:

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Bubble Gum & Hive Nova

Corpus Buddy

Mesa Killer Queen

Control

Wisp Doodles

Ivaras

Chibi Protea

Hey Kiddo

Lotus Dress

Mirage Prime Fan Girl

Tamagotchi Orbiter Background

Through The Ruins

Eboy Oberon

 

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