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| 8s | we're live hello everyone welcome to the |
| 13s | qtcc finale stream we have a lot to get |
| 17s | through and we have a whole cast a whole |
| 20s | gang here of Misfits that are going to |
| 22s | take part of a custom Warframe tabletop |
| 27s | RPG made by the wonderful de Conor thank |
| 30s | you thank you but before we get into |
| 33s | that and why we're dressed up like this |
| 35s | uh we are going to invite the lovely |
| 39s | Steve merker onto the stream VP |
| 41s | corporate and Community Partnerships |
| 43s | over at the Princess Margaret Cancer |
| 45s | Foundation Ste |
| 48s | Steve hey how's everyone doing today |
| 51s | happy Halloween happy |
| 53s | Halloween we are doing fabulous and you |
| 57s | are looking fabulous I did I over here |
| 59s | that you have a bag of wigs at your |
| 63s | disposal currently and and you know |
| 66s | maybe the community could vote for which |
| 68s | one they |
| 69s | think the green the blue the black and I |
| 72s | even have my old Twisted |
| 75s | Sister well Steve uh we love having you |
| 78s | on if you guys were here watching for |
| 81s | the debut stream I mean Steve you've |
| 83s | been joining us now for a couple years |
| 85s | and we always appreciate having you on |
| 87s | and this year's campaign has been crazy |
| 91s | uh it's been unlike any other I think um |
| 95s | and uh I have a couple of like fun facts |
| 98s | from this campaign to share with you if |
| 99s | you'd like to hear though okay yeah so |
| 102s | at the start of the campaign we donated |
| 107s | 8,530 thanks to tenno purchasing conera |
| 110s | merch from last year's in between period |
| 113s | so from October 31st 2022 to October 1st |
| 117s | 2023 speaking of which at the end of |
| 119s | this prime time tonight oh there they |
| 122s | little for me we got friends we have |
| 125s | friends so yes the conera merch thanks |
| 127s | to you guys purchasing at home we were |
| 129s | able to make that big donation at the |
| 130s | start of this campaign we will share |
| 132s | that donation number for this year's net |
| 134s | proceeds at the end of prime time |
| 135s | tonight so you want to tune in for that |
| 137s | there was a total of approximately |
| 140s | 1,200 donations made over this campaign |
| 144s | from you guys watching from home within |
| 147s | 3 days of the campaign being live you |
| 150s | guys purchased |
| 151s | 40,000 in-game ortis floofs 3 days you |
| 155s | guys purchased 40,000 of them which |
| 158s | meant we donated an extra $10,000 |
| 160s | Canadian um we hit the five tier 10 tier |
| 163s | 20,000 tier 30,000 tier 40,000 tier |
| 167s | donation uh tiers uh within those first |
| 170s | three days as well we hit our 100K |
| 173s | donation goal on October 18th which was |
| 176s | just a whole 13 days into the campaign |
| 179s | we had a full month of stunning art of |
| 181s | captura of Dojo Creations shared with |
| 184s | all of you guys for |
| 186s | qtcc now this one our creators who |
| 190s | streamed this whole month of October |
| 193s | they raised total over |
| 198s | $57,000 |
| 200s | wow seriously incredible |
| 204s | $57,000 over |
| 206s | $57,000 and honestly thank you to our |
| 209s | creators that's about 42% of this year's |
| 213s | total campaign donation amounts and |
| 216s | truly thanks to them and their |
| 218s | communities we uh not only unlocked all |
| 220s | those incredible Community tier rewards |
| 223s | but we're also able to donate to the |
| 225s | princess maret Cancer Foundation and |
| 228s | hear all the wonderful things that you |
| 230s | guys are doing on your your end there so |
| 232s | that's just some of the things that |
| 233s | happened this month and who knows what's |
| 235s | going to happen today but I just wanted |
| 237s | to share those with you Steve I don't |
| 238s | know uh if you have any on your end to |
| 240s | share with us but we're very excited |
| 242s | about all that those are those are I'm I |
| 245s | love hearing amazing numbers like that |
| 248s | and so thank you for sharing that Danny |
| 249s | and you know over 1,200 donations and I |
| 252s | don't know if you've shared this yet |
| 253s | with your community but I think |
| 255s | according to my math and the fact that |
| 257s | you've already crushed your stretch goal |
| 259s | for this year that's over |
| 262s | $800,000 raised oh my God yeah for you |
| 266s | for your community in the five years |
| 268s | that we've been doing this incredible |
| 270s | um campaign The Quest To Conquer Cancer |
| 272s | and we are on that Quest and um we still |
| 275s | have a ways to go and uh we're working |
| 277s | on some incredible things over there |
| 279s | that's funded in part by the money that |
| 280s | your community is Raising I talked a |
| 283s | little bit about I think immune therapy |
| 285s | and some other things back on October |
| 287s | the 1 um the other a couple things that |
| 290s | we're really focused on right now is |
| 291s | cancer prevention and even cancer |
| 295s | vaccines so um it which is just wild and |
| 299s | stuff our scientists weren't even |
| 301s | thinking about even like three or four |
| 303s | years ago or five years ago we started |
| 304s | working together so um funds that we're |
| 307s | raising is going to go into initiatives |
| 308s | like that so that we don't even get to a |
| 310s | point where people have to worry um as |
| 313s | much uh about getting cancer so we're |
| 315s | we're I love those numbers um I love |
| 318s | that you crushed your goals uh and that |
| 321s | we are on our way maybe next year a |
| 323s | million who knows yeah let's |
| 326s | go it's incredible it's um always a a |
| 330s | delight to be able to do these every |
| 332s | year and we're so glad we get to do it |
| 333s | with you guys over at the the team there |
| 335s | at Princess Margaret and hearing stuff |
| 338s | like that is like just a little slice of |
| 341s | peace of mind I think for many of us |
| 343s | who've had family or friends or have had |
| 345s | their own Journeys with cancer so if |
| 348s | anyone's watching at home and learning |
| 351s | about Princess Margaret I highly |
| 353s | encourage you guys if this is your first |
| 354s | time hearing about them highly encourage |
| 356s | you guys to learn more about the |
| 357s | Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation and |
| 359s | everything they do over there because |
| 360s | truly you guys are making you're making |
| 363s | progress that I couldn't even I honestly |
| 367s | when my mom was diagnosed these were not |
| 368s | part of the conversations at all so yeah |
| 372s | to be able to hear that this is |
| 373s | happening every year and we get to hear |
| 375s | those you know Milestone progress |
| 377s | moments be made that's just that's all |
| 379s | we need to know to make this very |
| 381s | special every year and dar you know |
| 383s | thank you and thank you and your entire |
| 385s | Community for supporting this and I know |
| 387s | you and your team are coming up here in |
| 389s | a few weeks to kind of learn a little |
| 390s | bit more which is like you don't have to |
| 393s | do that but you are spending the time to |
| 395s | come here and learn about how the funds |
| 396s | that your community is Raising is making |
| 398s | a difference and you know Princess |
| 401s | Margaret is about cancer research that |
| 402s | benefits all Canadians and people |
| 404s | globally and and we need to challenge |
| 406s | ourselves to do better and better and I |
| 408s | I did want to sort of get real for a |
| 410s | second because I I do understand that |
| 412s | you lost someone in your community minky |
| 416s | and I know that you're uh I'm even |
| 418s | getting emotional because I was reading |
| 419s | his obituary earlier today and and uh I |
| 422s | know how much he meant to you and your |
| 424s | community and I I know that you're um |
| 426s | you've got a tribute shirt uh that |
| 428s | you're going to be I I hope I'm not |
| 429s | spoiling anything I encourage everyone |
| 434s | to go on and get that shirt and uh and |
| 440s | support the great work that you're doing |
| 442s | and honor minky who I think uh from what |
| 444s | I read uh played a major role uh in the |
| 448s | development your digital extremes team |
| 451s | um on the artart side of things so uh I |
| 453s | wanted to just get real for a second |
| 455s | there but you know we need to keep |
| 457s | fundraising so that we have success |
| 459s | stories and more and more of them like |
| 460s | your mother my wife and uh we can all |
| 463s | celebrate um survivors in the future |
| 466s | yeah let's celebrate survivors that's |
| 468s | lovely thank you for saying that Steve |
| 471s | before uh I start crying |
| 474s | um uh we um have a really fun stream |
| 477s | planned for today and we're going to |
| 479s | continue |
| 480s | uh fundraising exactly like what you |
| 482s | just said Steve by doing fun things like |
| 484s | this and being able to do it with |
| 485s | everyone watching at home so all right I |
| 488s | think we're gonna get started Steve but |
| 491s | thank you so much for joining us again |
| 494s | and uh I'll check in with you at the end |
| 496s | of the day and see where we're at oh the |
| 499s | wig change the wig |
| 501s | change I'll put on the easy one to put |
| 504s | on to finish it |
| 506s | off thank you everybody for supporting |
| 509s | really appreciate it have a great rest |
| 511s | of the day for those who haven't yet |
| 513s | donated any donation is much appreciated |
| 516s | so much gratitude happy |
| 518s | Halloween thank you so much Steve say |
| 520s | bye Steve everybody |
| 522s | bye |
| 524s | bye |
| 526s | so um okay so we have housekeeping to go |
| 532s | through Steve is the best we love Steve |
| 535s | uh okay so a little bit of housekeeping |
| 536s | I'll try to make this brief as possible |
| 539s | but today hey schedule hello all right |
| 542s | so I I know the times are a bit weird |
| 544s | Conor watch um so yes we're going to do |
| 547s | we're going to kind of break this up |
| 548s | into Parts we're going to do a first |
| 550s | half for the first couple of hours we're |
| 551s | probably going to do the 15minute break |
| 553s | at around 3 p.m. closer to then uh we'll |
| 556s | continue on with the second half and |
| 557s | we're going to take a two-hour break or |
| 559s | so depending on how how we go how how we |
| 562s | get there and then we'll join you back |
| 564s | again for prime time later tonight where |
| 566s | we'll continue the donation funsies and |
| 568s | uh yeah someone was asking real quick |
| 571s | the twitch drop campaign is for the full |
| 572s | 8 hours so if you watch now and then you |
| 575s | get like halfway progress to a drop it |
| 577s | will continue your progress at 6 p.m. |
| 579s | when prime time comes back so yeah thank |
| 581s | you for that segue because here are the |
| 583s | twitch |
| 584s | drops so yeah watch for 30 minutes to |
| 587s | receive one of the following items and |
| 589s | as Tay was saying you have a chance to |
| 591s | claim throughout the day and here are |
| 594s | just some of the incredible items you |
| 597s | could get y'all are eating good |
| 600s | I didn't set up my stream |
| 603s | [Applause] |
| 604s | my oh okay well that's |
| 609s | okay here's your chance now make sure |
| 612s | your Warframe and your Twitch account |
| 614s | are are linked so that you could get |
| 616s | some goodies the fifth one is voser if |
| 617s | you don't know what it is yes it's just |
| 619s | finish the whispers in the walls you get |
| 622s | turned into dust you get yeah |
| 624s | exactly um we unlocked all of our goals |
| 628s | uh our tier goals for this year |
| 630s | including the mo most recent one the |
| 633s | 130,000 tier which is uh unlocking this |
| 637s | beautiful concept art of uh one of the |
| 640s | um Drifter outfits coming with Warframe |
| 643s | 1999 update um we saw a couple more of |
| 646s | those on the dev stream so here you go |
| 648s | love the boots can we wear the one on |
| 650s | the right yeah the far right yeah just |
| 653s | just the ti was yeah man L |
| 657s | class it's a look still more appropriate |
| 660s | than your current |
| 662s | clothing I'm a very serious |
| 665s | person of course whoopy cushion would |
| 667s | ask that question yeah and um we also |
| 671s | have we still have conera merch |
| 673s | available even though the campaign uh |
| 675s | for this year is kind of coming to a |
| 678s | close there's still some beautiful |
| 680s | conera items to get on the store. |
| 683s | warframe.com site including the ortis |
| 685s | FFF you see there the wonderful desk mat |
| 688s | um with art features |
| 690s | featuring uh from ohono and some |
| 692s | wonderful pins also all of previous |
| 695s | year's items are also available for |
| 698s | purchase uh not all of them sorry but |
| 699s | some of them and they're also discounted |
| 702s | as Steve said we also have the conera |
| 705s | tribute shirt uh in honor of minky this |
| 708s | was one of his first designs and 100% of |
| 712s | the proceeds go to the Princess Margaret |
| 714s | Cancer Foundation so if you haven't |
| 715s | gotten yours you'd like to it is |
| 717s | available on the store as well reminder |
| 720s | that the conera verink floof alert this |
| 724s | is your last chance to get it we have |
| 726s | another about you have like what 45 |
| 728s | minutes left um he is available to get |
| 731s | via alert right now on all platforms so |
| 734s | if you haven't signed in yet to get him |
| 736s | please do so which is dis guy guy except |
| 740s | digital except the digital friend |
| 743s | digital version we also this stream have |
| 746s | donation gou thank you Connor Foundation |
| 750s | go uh giveaway tiar so uh we have a |
| 753s | couple little Milestones there just to |
| 755s | keep the fun going and for all of y'all |
| 757s | watching at home you have a chance to |
| 758s | win some of these goodies if we hit |
| 759s | those and it looks like we're we're |
| 762s | making our way up to that first one so |
| 764s | have some Platinum um a prime access of |
| 766s | choice not Excalibur Prime listen to me |
| 768s | not Excalibur Prime but zaku Prime |
| 771s | access which will be coming on November |
| 773s | 13th so lots of goodies and uh unrelated |
| 777s | to Warframe but totally related to De so |
| 779s | preludes 7 is launching today and uh |
| 783s | we're cheering for our soul frame team |
| 785s | Sarah Sam let's go let's go uh they have |
| 788s | a special Halloween event going on right |
| 790s | now so if you are a preludes player and |
| 792s | you have access just know that you got |
| 794s | some fun stuff coming out |
| 796s | today okay I like barreled through that |
| 799s | as fast as I can because we got funner |
| 801s | things to do which is I'll take over |
| 804s | here is our Warframe tabletop RPG game |
| 809s | and one thing I want to say is that |
| 811s | Connor has been working his butt off |
| 814s | okay we have been talking about this |
| 816s | since last it's been over a year it's |
| 818s | been over years we were at twitchcon in |
| 821s | Vegas being like what if we did a fun |
| 824s | Warframe uh tabletop RPG so here we are |
| 827s | and thank you Connor for bringing this |
| 829s | to life you bet thank you so much uh my |
| 833s | name is De Connor uh I'm a community |
| 836s | developer uh that's had the pleasure of |
| 837s | being on the community team with these |
| 839s | lovely people for over 9 years uh and |
| 842s | they are going to carry me through my |
| 843s | first ever stream and this is what an |
| 846s | exciting way to start yes so suffice to |
| 850s | say if you don't recognize my face |
| 851s | that's fine but chat I know you guys |
| 853s | I've been a fan of you guys for a long |
| 855s | time hell yeah all right uh so we've got |
| 859s | a little bit of tabletop roleplay action |
| 861s | for you guys today uh I saw a lot of |
| 863s | people online wondering what kind of |
| 864s | system we were using and I want to be |
| 866s | clear at the outset that we're using |
| 867s | fifth edition uh with a little bit of |
| 870s | home brew sprinkled inside just to make |
| 871s | it a little bit more Warf framy uh we |
| 874s | figured this would be the most easy to |
| 875s | understand for our viewers that are |
| 876s | probably familiar with this kind of show |
| 879s | uh as well as it's what I'm most |
| 880s | familiar with um but if you're not |
| 882s | familiar with how a tabletop role |
| 883s | playing game works um it's very simple |
| 886s | everyone's going to be taking the the |
| 888s | the role of a few very unique characters |
| 890s | that we're going to introduce you guys |
| 892s | to in a moment uh they're going to say |
| 894s | what they want to do in game I'm going |
| 896s | to ask them to roll a dice and based on |
| 898s | how good their character is is and how |
| 900s | well they rolled uh we'll see just how |
| 902s | they do we'll see how it |
| 905s | goes um a few other things just to set |
| 908s | things off this is our first time ever |
| 910s | doing a stream like this it is very |
| 911s | unique and I want to be clear that none |
| 913s | of us are uh perfect like uh amazing |
| 917s | role |
| 917s | players excuse me sorry uh mistakes will |
| 920s | be made uh rules will be made up uh |
| 922s | decisions will be made in the name of |
| 924s | keeping things fun keeping things moving |
| 925s | and putting on a great show for you guys |
| 927s | uh we have an amazing team behind scenes |
| 930s | I to cut to the back camera if you still |
| 933s | have that |
| 934s | [Applause] |
| 935s | R you Lotus is |
| 943s | here I love you amazing Charlie face |
| 946s | reveal face |
| 948s | R yeah as as we said we've got Cory and |
| 951s | Charlie reading donations and we've got |
| 953s | uh Ronnie uh keeping up a digital |
| 955s | version of the game board so you guys |
| 956s | can follow along with the action uh um |
| 959s | all right what else have I got here oh |
| 961s | here's an important one none of this is |
| 963s | Canon we are having fun with the |
| 965s | Warframe Universe I mean so we do have a |
| 968s | writer at the table so like anything's |
| 970s | possible but for now don't expect to see |
| 973s | any of these characters showing up in |
| 974s | the game anytime soon uh we're just kind |
| 977s | of having fun with it I might even |
| 978s | stretch the lore a little bit here and |
| 980s | there we're just here to have a good |
| 982s | time um as you'll see in a few minutes |
| 984s | we have commissioned some incredible art |
| 987s | by an amazing Community artist Debbie |
| 988s | Sheen |
| 990s | y absolutely thank you so much Debbie it |
| 993s | turned out incredible I think you guys |
| 994s | will all love it when you see it very |
| 996s | soon uh and finally uh it wouldn't be a |
| 999s | qtcc stream without uh you know donation |
| 1002s | incentives and getting everyone involved |
| 1004s | so we've got here this lovely colored |
| 1007s | wheel uh and for every $1,000 in |
| 1010s | donations we're going to be spinning the |
| 1012s | wheel uh and throwing a little bit of a |
| 1014s | a zesty spicy moment into our game and |
| 1017s | just making it work uh rolling with the |
| 1019s | punches some good things some bad things |
| 1022s | you know just to make things a little |
| 1023s | more exciting all right everyone good |
| 1026s | I'm so excited exced awesome all right |
| 1029s | Rue if you'd like to queue up the first |
| 1031s | uh music track |
| 1034s | please as we get started I'm |
| 1037s | sweating I'm very nervous I just got n |
| 1041s | oh my |
| 1043s | God all right all |
| 1045s | right the origin system is home to a |
| 1048s | great many stories of heroism but the |
| 1050s | ones you hear of most often are those of |
| 1053s | the tenno uh in truth great acts of |
| 1055s | Bravery take place constantly in places |
| 1058s | you would never expect for a certain |
| 1060s | military group these heroics are carried |
| 1062s | out in the name of fellow brothers and |
| 1064s | sisters uh but most importantly for the |
| 1067s | Queens the grineer have a problem a new |
| 1071s | strain of tumorous infection has been |
| 1073s | identified among the military ranks |
| 1075s | clone Rod is nothing new but this is a |
| 1077s | little different seemingly no No One Is |
| 1079s | Safe even the most perfect of super |
| 1082s | soldiers uh which has the grineer elites |
| 1084s | very concerned there were reports of a |
| 1086s | similar illness that had affected the |
| 1088s | corp Corpus profiteers in the past um |
| 1091s | but they seem to have found some sort of |
| 1093s | remedy for themselves as reports died |
| 1095s | down over time negotiations between the |
| 1097s | two disagreeing factions uh have been |
| 1099s | attempted but as you might expect proved |
| 1103s | unfruitful that's where we come in today |
| 1106s | four Adept but unusual soldiers have |
| 1109s | been tasked with infiltrating a corpus |
| 1111s | medical research ship orbiting Phobos |
| 1114s | extracting data on whatever sort of cure |
| 1116s | the Corpus may have found and extracting |
| 1119s | in one piece |
| 1121s | hopefully now it's it's common knowledge |
| 1124s | that the grer aren't usually that |
| 1127s | proficient in Stu someone might say they |
| 1131s | do not sneak |
| 1132s | good Millions uh or missions of |
| 1135s | Espionage uh typically don't have high |
| 1137s | success rates or survival rates for that |
| 1139s | matter with this knowledge the Queens |
| 1141s | have assembled a small strike force of |
| 1144s | four uniquely gifted grineer hoping to |
| 1146s | succeed where a traditional Army might |
| 1150s | fail and the four of you find yourselves |
| 1153s | uh brought together in a very small drop |
| 1155s | ship the smallest you've ever seen it's |
| 1158s | a little awkward but uh we can uh just |
| 1161s | to paint a little picture get everyone |
| 1163s | to uh introduce their characters what |
| 1166s | they look like their General demeanor |
| 1168s | and uh what they might be doing on this |
| 1170s | uh on this drop ship uh |
| 1175s | Taylor all right so |
| 1181s | Janet I didn't expect to go |
| 1185s | first you see she's sitting in her |
| 1188s | chair uh she's kind of a smaller grineer |
| 1191s | you wouldn't really expect that she |
| 1193s | definitely has a bit of a hunch on the |
| 1195s | back it's okay don't worry about it but |
| 1198s | as you know she's under the ship you can |
| 1200s | kind of see this swirl of ice that keeps |
| 1204s | sparking up and then going down and then |
| 1206s | sparking up and then going down and she |
| 1207s | keeps hitting this eximus unit on her |
| 1210s | back which clearly is on the |
| 1212s | fritz she just keeps fidgeting with |
| 1214s | stuff and like touching her hair and |
| 1217s | otherwise you can see the people who are |
| 1218s | sitting next to her are very much trying |
| 1220s | to get away because this woman is frigid |
| 1223s | her eamus unit clearly is not working |
| 1226s | and so she is bundled up against the |
| 1228s | cold |
| 1229s | and she hopes that she can get off this |
| 1231s | ship very very soon and that's all I |
| 1234s | don't know wow oh my goodness I'm |
| 1237s | Janet's biggest |
| 1239s | fan come on absolutely oh my gosh Zach |
| 1243s | we're gonna no I was like I don't want |
| 1246s | to follow that up I don't want uh hi I |
| 1250s | am a ghoul Rus named John |
| 1252s | wickus uh I saw someone in chat already |
| 1255s | say you're trying to sneak around with a |
| 1257s | ghoul Rus yep uh |
| 1259s | I will not be sneaking very good I am |
| 1262s | all talk but not a lot of bite I'm |
| 1265s | confident to a fault not a lot of combat |
| 1267s | experience but I do have a Gula and I |
| 1270s | treat it like my pet so I will ride my |
| 1272s | GW Gula and trying to do oh you're |
| 1275s | terrible pet owner no you can ride a |
| 1278s | horse oh |
| 1279s | true I'll ride my goua for the Queens I |
| 1283s | do anything I'm a little bit |
| 1285s | dull not you're and my character is a |
| 1288s | little bit |
| 1289s | yeah that's a good tagline I'm a little |
| 1291s | bit dull but my ghoul saw is sharp there |
| 1294s | we go yes incredible I'm going to bounce |
| 1297s | across the table to Helen hey yo well I |
| 1300s | am ctil you see ctil sitting with a |
| 1304s | slouch demeanor quite pale for a grineer |
| 1307s | because ctil is a haa Master stroking |
| 1310s | the back of nen you might have noticed |
| 1314s | my old Norse speakers out there our |
| 1315s | names mean clothed and naked |
| 1322s | my only goal in life is to become a Kua |
| 1326s | Li to be blessed by the Queens with the |
| 1328s | gift of Kua of course and so this virus |
| 1331s | this clone rot situation is a big |
| 1334s | concern to me I Must Die With Honor and |
| 1336s | receive the gift of Kua before it can |
| 1338s | take me wow wow wow oh my God all right |
| 1343s | and last but not least Danielle can I |
| 1346s | your yeah oh sure you keep going keep |
| 1348s | going I have a all right |
| 1354s | everybody my name is gron |
| 1356s | G I'm the front man in a band called |
| 1360s | manic at the |
| 1363s | dormon I'm kind of a bit of like a |
| 1365s | supreme Edge Lord um don't really care |
| 1368s | to be here kind of weirded out by |
| 1371s | everybody in the ship right now um like |
| 1375s | daggers and uh I do sneak good because I |
| 1379s | am a rogue character absolutely so |
| 1384s | outstanding that's what I got M drop |
| 1389s | drop awesome so yeah like I said a |
| 1392s | little awkward quite a few uh clashing |
| 1394s | personalities going on here in the in |
| 1396s | this uh little drop ship but uh in this |
| 1399s | small drop ship our four Heroes uh are |
| 1401s | stealthily deployed into a corpus craft |
| 1404s | via convenient air vent uh you four have |
| 1408s | been trained on what to expect but going |
| 1410s | Behind Enemy Lines for the first time |
| 1413s | nothing can prepare you for just how |
| 1414s | different this is from the average |
| 1415s | grineer gallion everything is clean |
| 1420s | tacky and very very shiny very tacky |
| 1425s | hurt my eyes you find yourself in a |
| 1427s | humongous Lobby or or a hanger of some |
| 1430s | kind it's it's hard to tell uh every |
| 1432s | inch is coated in a Sleek gray Chrome uh |
| 1435s | with the occasional orange structural |
| 1437s | components lining the walls um um and uh |
| 1440s | spread throughout you see signage of uh |
| 1442s | in a holographic blue light sporting a |
| 1444s | language that none of you could possibly |
| 1446s | understand uh out the large bay windows |
| 1448s | you see outlines of the Moon Phobos that |
| 1450s | you currently orbit uh and just barely |
| 1452s | make out your drop ship as it stealthy |
| 1455s | rounds to the other end of the capital |
| 1456s | ship where your extraction is marked in |
| 1459s | your heads up |
| 1460s | display luckily it seems like you4 are |
| 1463s | alone that is except for one defining |
| 1466s | feature in the middle of the room an |
| 1468s | enor orous statue of a man in flowing |
| 1471s | robes with one Golden Hand |
| 1474s | outstretched the arrogance of a man to |
| 1477s | have a gold hand he thinks he's so |
| 1478s | glorious never compared to our Queens I |
| 1481s | say it is pretty to look at though how |
| 1484s | could you say such a |
| 1488s | thing well let us go near this |
| 1491s | ridiculous statue for Glory for Glory |
| 1495s | let's do it how is the trip for you guys |
| 1497s | I really don't like the motion sickness |
| 1499s | is anyone hungry I got snacks oh want |
| 1502s | that snow cone the looks very I do have |
| 1506s | Kua I think it's Kua I have a cousin who |
| 1508s | lives on the Fortress and he sent me |
| 1509s | some do you want |
| 1511s | it no one's ever said yes to a snow |
| 1514s | before okay so Janet takes the swirling |
| 1518s | snow that you know goes around her she |
| 1520s | twists her hand in a a very practice Mo |
| 1523s | movement and a snowball up he is was it |
| 1526s | actually so you actually want Kuba I |
| 1528s | want kuba you okay okay this real I |
| 1531s | don't know actually I must sample some |
| 1533s | to be sure so here you |
| 1535s | [Laughter] |
| 1538s | go as you can see the the cone that it's |
| 1542s | in um is probably made out of some sort |
| 1545s | of repurpose leather don't it's |
| 1548s | cleanest okay I do want it back then |
| 1550s | when you're done cuz I have to reuse it |
| 1552s | okay you know in second thought I might |
| 1555s | pass I pieced something things together |
| 1559s | why does it it oh no it doesn't actually |
| 1560s | SM good I sorry two what's that over |
| 1565s | there ma' your grubby paws off my CA |
| 1570s | thank you you get to come |
| 1573s | backstage at one of my I'll be your |
| 1575s | groupy oh perfect perfect all right is |
| 1579s | this going to drip all over me or what |
| 1581s | am I going to yeah you should you got to |
| 1583s | eat it quick it does melt unless you |
| 1585s | want to get close to me and then |
| 1589s | M |
| 1590s | delicious |
| 1594s | need I'm famished after my last |
| 1598s | tour all right okay we can go this is |
| 1601s | already more than I ever could for this |
| 1603s | is this is the |
| 1605s | best oh |
| 1608s | God drink did I hear cout was |
| 1611s | approaching the statue ctil is |
| 1613s | approaching the statue all right make a |
| 1615s | history or religion check your choice oh |
| 1617s | boy well you know I don't really have |
| 1621s | any uh special skills in either but I |
| 1624s | might look around to my team and ask who |
| 1628s | here has any particular knowledge of |
| 1629s | this statue any any of us do research |
| 1632s | perhaps I'm fresh from the bag I have no |
| 1635s | idea I'm just here to then I'm willing |
| 1638s | to do my best I was Str in a little bit |
| 1640s | of history for my eximus training but I |
| 1642s | must say that his outfit hideous well |
| 1646s | already know more than I do |
| 1649s | you look fabulous oh well you look great |
| 1651s | it's it's an outfit inspired by the |
| 1653s | queen herself so oh I mean save the |
| 1655s | queens and everything I like you more |
| 1657s | all the time oh we'll be friends I I can |
| 1660s | I can expect it so do we need to roll a |
| 1663s | history check is that yes anyone that |
| 1664s | would like to make a history or religion |
| 1665s | check to get any more information about |
| 1667s | this statue I'll set this one |
| 1672s | up I'm going to digest my 19 all right |
| 1676s | 19 wow what you get 10 10 all right um |
| 1680s | Janet uh kind of reaches into her memory |
| 1682s | bank Janet thank oh my gosh between John |
| 1686s | and John during play testing it was it |
| 1688s | was a nightmare Janet is much better |
| 1690s | Janet it's it's close enough I'm sorry |
| 1692s | continue continue sorry no no send me |
| 1694s | straight early uh with a 19 uh you |
| 1697s | immediately know this is parvos grantom |
| 1699s | uh he was their leader some old guy that |
| 1702s | died forever ago um and uh that's high |
| 1706s | enough to know that his Golden Hand was |
| 1707s | actually a PR aestic that he had |
| 1709s | implanted onto his hand as a symbol of |
| 1712s | wealth oh it's fake oh |
| 1717s | well yeah okay so he's a guy and he's |
| 1721s | not the queens and so we are in the |
| 1724s | right place cuz he's the Corpus guy so I |
| 1726s | think we're good you know I wonder if |
| 1730s | nen here might be able to sniff out a |
| 1733s | path for us sure um we're looking for |
| 1738s | day |
| 1739s | perhaps the smell of moas we could track |
| 1743s | blood probably cuz they're doing medical |
| 1745s | stuff someone say BL good well team |
| 1748s | Blood let's go where the blood is blood |
| 1750s | we think Blood N if you would absolutely |
| 1753s | I will say you guys um since we're |
| 1755s | playing by Warframe rules here just in |
| 1758s | in your mind's eye think of it as having |
| 1759s | a a Warframe HUD right you have a yellow |
| 1762s | marker that is telling you exactly which |
| 1765s | direction you need to go uh there is a |
| 1767s | long hallway |
| 1769s | thats a flight of stairs um and the you |
| 1774s | need to go to is up the hway to the left |
| 1776s | well well the Keen until next |
| 1779s | time uh I put on my my goggles I noticed |
| 1782s | we have this yellow Waypoint you want to |
| 1784s | follow that yeah I like the sound of |
| 1786s | that absolutely yeah um okay so up a |
| 1790s | small flight of stairs a small walkway |
| 1791s | leads over some domed uh glass floor |
| 1793s | panels uh along the walls there are |
| 1795s | streams of running bright blue water |
| 1799s | uh funneling down into a basin of liquid |
| 1801s | that seems almost like a pool below the |
| 1803s | main walkway you've never seen anything |
| 1805s | like this underground pool in a grineer |
| 1807s | ship um and even more confusing than |
| 1809s | that is a little silver robot just kind |
| 1812s | of rolling along the walkway making some |
| 1815s | little robot |
| 1816s | nois have I seen Corpus before have you |
| 1819s | seen Corpus before yeah you've seen like |
| 1822s | on the battlefield you're trained what |
| 1823s | to look for in in enemy soldiers uh this |
| 1826s | is you've never seen one of these things |
| 1828s | before |
| 1829s | do you think Janet Janet no oh my God |
| 1833s | it's the scary thing that I've heard |
| 1836s | about tell us more Janet I I heard that |
| 1839s | they have crazy robots that can kill you |
| 1841s | I think that's one of them they can |
| 1843s | try well then maybe you should take it |
| 1846s | down I don't know you talk a big |
| 1850s | game |
| 1852s | okay okay it continues approaching you |
| 1855s | at a regular slow pace I'm going to hide |
| 1857s | behind John when it gets |
| 1859s | I too am going to step behind John |
| 1861s | whitkus and prepare my IGN steadily yeah |
| 1864s | I'm going to jump onto a ledge somewhere |
| 1866s | because I don't want any business with |
| 1869s | that thing I'm good all the way it has |
| 1871s | these cute little robot lights on the |
| 1873s | front and it just go deceiving keeps on |
| 1875s | rolling doesn't even react oh I think |
| 1878s | it's a try I think we |
| 1879s | overreacted can you touch it oh my go in |
| 1882s | near that thing do I have to be the |
| 1884s | brave |
| 1886s | one you're the biggest |
| 1889s | you have a you know it's if it attacks |
| 1892s | us I'll Attack it okay okay all right am |
| 1894s | I going to go I guess I can sneak up on |
| 1896s | it all right you want to roll a stealth |
| 1898s | check against the I am a manic do okay |
| 1902s | um so just a yep D20 and then add your |
| 1904s | stealth score which is quite High |
| 1907s | stealth is down at the bottom I |
| 1909s | believe right now oh plus eight okay |
| 1913s | yeah here we go I roll a 18 w w oh |
| 1919s | if this robot had any sensors on its |
| 1922s | body at all it would have no idea where |
| 1924s | you |
| 1925s | are see me absolutely very stealthly you |
| 1928s | sneak up behind it's just Rolling Along |
| 1931s | okay what shall I do |
| 1934s | now uh guys I don't think it's doing |
| 1936s | anything it just seems to be cleaning |
| 1938s | the floor should I pick it up I think so |
| 1941s | okay we could use it okay yeah maybe |
| 1944s | it's a tool maybe it'll tell us where we |
| 1945s | need to go I bet toide oh yeah guess |
| 1950s | that'd be pretty funny nen if you feel |
| 1952s | so |
| 1953s | inclined absolutely all right you get |
| 1956s | nin to hop up on the little robot it |
| 1958s | kind of has trouble finding its balance |
| 1960s | like those videos of a pug on a |
| 1963s | skateboard but eventually uh yeah you |
| 1966s | find its way it slows down a little bit |
| 1967s | with all the weight on it but uh you can |
| 1969s | tell he's having a good |
| 1973s | time cat noises yay a onward all right |
| 1978s | there awesome all right so you said that |
| 1980s | there were little pools of blue yeah |
| 1982s | yeah yeah so you've got like a metal |
| 1983s | walkway in the middle and then like |
| 1985s | glass domes along the side and under it |
| 1987s | you can see a blue liquid so I can't |
| 1988s | easily access it no you would probably |
| 1990s | have to break the glass if you wanted to |
| 1992s | get at it may I use my knowledge of |
| 1994s | medicine and Kua to study the blue do |
| 1998s | you think it would taste good sure give |
| 2000s | me give me just a straight intelligence |
| 2002s | check straight intelligence yeah yeah |
| 2004s | yeah okay love love |
| 2010s | that's a |
| 2011s | one you would you would love to take a |
| 2014s | dip in that it looks so refreshing but |
| 2016s | you know nothing about what it actually |
| 2018s | is anyone fancy a swim me actually all |
| 2022s | right break it together wow someone's |
| 2024s | got to go first you won't approach the |
| 2026s | the thing the robot but you'll jump into |
| 2028s | a random pool of liquid I don't want to |
| 2030s | get my goul saw wet oh I'll hold your |
| 2032s | goul off for you I will never ever let |
| 2035s | anyone it's my baby that's fair oh well |
| 2040s | I think we should probably get you know |
| 2041s | I didp my finger in to see the |
| 2043s | temperature yeah there's there's glass |
| 2045s | incasing the liquid you'll have to break |
| 2047s | through some glass which will probably |
| 2048s | be quite loud if you want it is not |
| 2051s | worth it for the glory of the Queens I |
| 2052s | shall resist it's not it's not it does |
| 2054s | look really tasty though but it's okay |
| 2056s | we'll move on onward n just keeps riding |
| 2058s | along having a great time but then you |
| 2064s | see um you can sense that nikin has |
| 2067s | picked up up on the scent of uh some |
| 2070s | nearby uh unfriendly uh figures some |
| 2073s | sort of some sort of hostiles that she |
| 2074s | doesn't recognize uh I would like to |
| 2076s | speak with animals um I can't wait to |
| 2079s | hear what this is like con Niken tell me |
| 2083s | more about what is on what your sense |
| 2087s | Mama yes n Mama they're bad guys what |
| 2092s | can you tell me about them how many uh |
| 2095s | they smell |
| 2096s | weird that's all right |
| 2098s | do they smell like organic or is this a |
| 2100s | robotic situation they smell like |
| 2102s | cleaner |
| 2106s | products can you get a read on |
| 2110s | numbers um uh they're up there I don't I |
| 2114s | don't know |
| 2117s | whereabouts and he hops off the little |
| 2120s | uh the little Roomba and kind of goes up |
| 2122s | to the the stairs and is looking just |
| 2124s | looking in like roughly in the direction |
| 2125s | of your objective okay well prepare for |
| 2129s | battle folks the is never wrong about |
| 2132s | these |
| 2132s | things let's go all right I recommend we |
| 2136s | follow the uh yeah |
| 2139s | Rus um if we anticipate battle I'm going |
| 2142s | to take a moment and I'm going to cast |
| 2144s | overgard all |
| 2145s | right over guard |
| 2148s | wait and r on the hot button with the |
| 2151s | the spell card looks aming this is a |
| 2152s | custom thingy my bub absolutely so Janet |
| 2155s | kind of goes off in the corner um starts |
| 2158s | to push some buttons on her machine kind |
| 2160s | of smacks it a couple times to get it to |
| 2162s | work um and then a shimmering Sheen kind |
| 2165s | of appears over her body and she gets a |
| 2167s | little bit of extra resistance uh on top |
| 2169s | of of her health so you can go ahead and |
| 2171s | roll to see how much health you get I |
| 2174s | don't know what a d10 looks like oh |
| 2175s | that's a |
| 2176s | d10 and then that's a d8 and then that's |
| 2179s | a d10 well |
| 2180s | done 9 and one so |
| 2183s | 10 not bad yeah 10 is I'm a good 10 |
| 2187s | temporary hit points to yourself on top |
| 2189s | there great amazing wonderful all right |
| 2192s | so you guys think the enemies are close |
| 2193s | are you just moving forward I'm |
| 2195s | following Rick I'm I've already started |
| 2197s | walking I've already started walking |
| 2199s | forward all right if if uh John wicus is |
| 2203s | leading the way uh then there's no |
| 2205s | chance of being stealthy here you guys |
| 2207s | go up this flight of stairs uh come |
| 2210s | around the corner up a second flight of |
| 2212s | stairs turn right into the hallway and |
| 2215s | before you you see uh two crewman and |
| 2218s | one set of legs it's just a green set of |
| 2221s | legs uh you've been told they were moas |
| 2224s | uh but we're going to get out a map |
| 2226s | here we're going to get set up Ronnie if |
| 2229s | you like to go to map number |
| 2231s | two number two all right I'll just slide |
| 2235s | that down there that's so cool yeah okay |
| 2239s | so we're going to get everyone to set up |
| 2240s | their own pieces |
| 2244s | here okay we' got Kitty we've got the |
| 2247s | gloves are coming off guys I'm |
| 2250s | sorry oh you meant literally I |
| 2253s | see both so we might make it so John |
| 2257s | wicus uh leading the way up these uh |
| 2259s | stairs here uh let's see here I what did |
| 2263s | I say two crewman an MOA you sure did I |
| 2267s | am somewhere likew MOA walk into a |
| 2272s | bar they say ouch awesome |
| 2276s | okay so C was following behind John I |
| 2279s | think that's right I'd be last cuz I was |
| 2281s | putting my you bet okay over you're |
| 2284s | still kind of coming up the uh oh the |
| 2286s | other way the other way right yeah yeah |
| 2288s | there's it's like one set flight of |
| 2289s | stairs and then actually they're going |
| 2291s | to be over there I see it's like a three |
| 2292s | level thingy yeah yeah yeah you might |
| 2293s | recognize the tile from your time |
| 2295s | playing game that's the wrong piece do |
| 2298s | you have your uh your your guy there |
| 2300s | perfect where do you think he would be |
| 2302s | um way in the back okay way in the deal |
| 2306s | with that you got it Okay cool so uh |
| 2310s | since no attempt to be stealthy was made |
| 2312s | John wickus just rolls up around the |
| 2314s | corner turns sees these enemies yeah |
| 2318s | just chilling just on their |
| 2321s | break who immediately yell you jippy |
| 2326s | Tippy weapons and I'm going to get |
| 2327s | everyone to roll initiative initiative |
| 2329s | all right that's D20 yes that is a D20 |
| 2332s | plus your initiative score it's up near |
| 2334s | the top middle of your screen I've got a |
| 2336s | 12 so I have t wait does this mean I |
| 2338s | also add plus five to those or um I've |
| 2340s | already add I've already it's perfect |
| 2342s | okay so I have 17 okay uh 12 17 14 14 |
| 2349s | what was yours 15 15 why are I those |
| 2355s | first makes no sense I'm my G you're |
| 2358s | awesome true let's see here oh can we |
| 2361s | actually get some donations this would |
| 2362s | be a great time for that oo donations |
| 2365s | donations donations hello I've got a |
| 2368s | couple here we can read out for you one |
| 2370s | moment |
| 2372s | please we |
| 2374s | have uh volunteer donated and said Thank |
| 2378s | You For Fighting the good fight my |
| 2379s | beloved cat of 10 years passed away from |
| 2381s | cancer so anything to prevent that from |
| 2383s | happening to others is worth every |
| 2386s | penny yeah a fellow tenno said no one |
| 2390s | fights alone Spectrum Syndicate said |
| 2393s | donating my twitch earnings for the |
| 2394s | month to qtcc wow oh my God thank you so |
| 2398s | much |
| 2400s | very I love that camera it's my favorite |
| 2403s | one you should move the light so you |
| 2405s | they get lit properly it's right here oh |
| 2407s | you just can't see it it's okay uh real |
| 2411s | real quick uh which of you was 14 which |
| 2412s | of you was 12 between I am 14 got it |
| 2415s | okay so first up is Janet it's me |
| 2420s | okay so I can't see anyone can I nope |
| 2423s | but you uh hear yelling from around the |
| 2425s | corner yelling I don't like yelling uh |
| 2427s | is is the map in a good place for you |
| 2428s | Rue can you see it okay great |
| 2432s | nice okay um so I have to go up this way |
| 2436s | and then over yeah yeah yeah you can |
| 2438s | take some diagonal movement take some |
| 2439s | liberties with it um I'm walking |
| 2441s | upstairs one two three four |
| 2444s | um one two three four five can you just |
| 2447s | put me right behind John whus sure I I |
| 2450s | will I'll say you can kind of jump up |
| 2451s | here if you want a little more she can't |
| 2453s | jump what are you expecting from |
| 2455s | her I've never heard someone reject a |
| 2462s | DM what you expect from meical of role |
| 2466s | play ladies and gentlemen perfect okay |
| 2468s | from this angle could I see you can see |
| 2470s | the Moa yeah definitely all right let me |
| 2472s | take a look at this yeah you can see |
| 2474s | just about everybody I'd say um I'll |
| 2477s | also say |
| 2478s | something I'm so sorry your no you I'm |
| 2483s | falling to pieces I'm not ready for |
| 2485s | battle everyone it's fine okay also say |
| 2488s | just maybe important for your |
| 2489s | spellcasting uh we since we are playing |
| 2491s | in the Warframe Universe no Friendly |
| 2492s | Fire you don't have to worry about any |
| 2494s | AOE hitting your teammates no friendly |
| 2497s | exactly why not I don't trust you |
| 2500s | guys all right I'm going to take out my |
| 2503s | hind um and that's 60 ft of damage I'm |
| 2507s | just going to shoot the green guy I |
| 2508s | think okay yeah yep you're hind UH 60 ft |
| 2512s | all right so roll and attack roll to |
| 2514s | attack 13 + 5 that will hit go ahead and |
| 2519s | roll damage oh yeah two |
| 2521s | d4s with the four that's a |
| 2525s | four oh my God dice are hard guys here's |
| 2528s | the other one |
| 2530s | one two two damage two damage total she |
| 2535s | scared every little bit helps uh all |
| 2538s | right |
| 2540s | um uh Jenny comes around the corner and |
| 2542s | uh starts the fight off here uh starts |
| 2544s | laying some shots into the the Moa let |
| 2547s | less effective than you would hope kind |
| 2549s | of hits the armor plating but uh you |
| 2551s | know the combat has begun here anything |
| 2553s | else with your turn bonus action or |
| 2555s | anything all right no uh next up is gr |
| 2557s | and gri oh okay so I'm so far back do I |
| 2563s | even know like I can hear what's |
| 2565s | happening right uh something you'll hear |
| 2567s | me say a lot is Rogues are [ __ ] uh |
| 2569s | you you you can totally hear what's |
| 2572s | happening and you totally have the |
| 2573s | movement to get basically wherever you |
| 2575s | want um you can use your bonus action to |
| 2578s | you have a little bit of a Teleport |
| 2579s | strike because you're a manic so pretty |
| 2583s | much you want to get somewhere we'll |
| 2585s | figure it out just just let me know okay |
| 2587s | thing is if I Dash in on this guy I'm |
| 2589s | kind of open to the rest of the gang |
| 2590s | over here |
| 2592s | so you know what I got band practice |
| 2595s | tonight I got to get things moving |
| 2598s | so I am G to I think that's what I'm |
| 2600s | going to do I think I am going to move |
| 2602s | up and I'm going to stealthily drop down |
| 2605s | on this MOA okay okay so would you like |
| 2608s | to hide first and sneak up or so okay |
| 2611s | yeah so I should move to out of line of |
| 2614s | sight right um yeah yeah yeah actually |
| 2617s | we'll just use your previous stealth |
| 2618s | check you said you were hiding before |
| 2619s | from the the rumor right yeah totally um |
| 2622s | so yeah exactly you can get up to them |
| 2626s | you've got 30 ft of movement regularly |
| 2628s | one two 3 4 5 six just regular movement |
| 2631s | will get you there okay uh if you just |
| 2633s | want to go right in front of him if |
| 2634s | you'd like to go behind him you can uh |
| 2635s | use your bonus action okay or uh do a |
| 2638s | Teleport strike to hit from behind if I |
| 2639s | go from be well he's already alerted so |
| 2641s | I don't get that bonus from him not from |
| 2643s | like a stealth yeah yeah yeah um |
| 2645s | combat's begun so you don't get the |
| 2646s | automatic critical uh but you would get |
| 2649s | sneak attack because he hasn't acted yet |
| 2651s | okay it doesn't matter what Ang ATT |
| 2653s | doesn't matter what angle I'm so then |
| 2655s | I'll just roll to sneakily roll it up |
| 2658s | yeah absolutely roll it to hit I will |
| 2659s | say a couple people since a couple |
| 2660s | people are asking just going to repeat |
| 2662s | that we're playing uh a modified version |
| 2663s | of fifth edition with just a little bit |
| 2665s | of Home brw sprinkled in uh should be |
| 2668s | mostly familiar to anyone who's uh kind |
| 2670s | of watched shows like this before |
| 2671s | keeping it simple so I'm doing my |
| 2672s | teleport strike right yes awesome so I'm |
| 2674s | G to roll to roll a D20 and then add |
| 2678s | six three oh |
| 2682s | no all right grenan trying to look as as |
| 2686s | cool as he's ever looked comes comes up |
| 2688s | the stairs weaves in and out of his |
| 2689s | teammates poofs out of existence poofs |
| 2692s | up in front of the Moa totally whiffs |
| 2694s | totally |
| 2695s | whiffs yeah it was a good try honey |
| 2697s | don't worry you get it next time got any |
| 2700s | more that Kua |
| 2702s | slush eat it all I need a |
| 2705s | hit all right so I'm just out in the |
| 2707s | open all right yeah yeah yeah do you |
| 2709s | want to like move anywhere or uh um |
| 2711s | would I be able to move stealthily move |
| 2714s | like hide my shame I got to do the walk |
| 2716s | of shame and hide my face can I move |
| 2719s | back away yeah yeah yeah so if you want |
| 2721s | to use your bonus action to disengage so |
| 2723s | you can safely back up can I I won't say |
| 2726s | you're hidden but you'll protect |
| 2727s | Yourself by being around the corner okay |
| 2729s | okay y awesome all right uh next up is |
| 2732s | the |
| 2733s | crewman um first order of business here |
| 2736s | uh this doorway behind them opens up and |
| 2739s | you see two more crewmen come running |
| 2742s | out um okay we're going to take three |
| 2745s | attacks uh let me roll to see who we're |
| 2748s | we're hitting here cuz we've got two |
| 2750s | prime Targets in Janet and uh John |
| 2754s | wias |
| 2755s | uh okay two on John wicus one on Janet |
| 2759s | so John wicus does a natural one hit |
| 2765s | you |
| 2767s | start uh does a uh nine hit you it |
| 2772s | doesn't I flex armor |
| 2776s | stand and uh Janet does a uh 15 hit you |
| 2782s | of course they will high for yours damn |
| 2785s | it yeah it hits me |
| 2788s | all right um You will take oh Max damage |
| 2791s | roll eight |
| 2793s | damage it no from these my |
| 2797s | overgard my over |
| 2799s | guardes foref moment but it then it re |
| 2803s | [Laughter] |
| 2805s | coalescent all right um and the fourth |
| 2807s | crewman is actually going to uh go here |
| 2810s | to where you now see that there's a data |
| 2812s | terminal and he's going to start trying |
| 2813s | to type into the data terminal Fury |
| 2816s | that's all you |
| 2818s | I go I got to go all the way back there |
| 2821s | have you seen my |
| 2823s | GL all right uh CLE what do you got you |
| 2827s | and N yeah and I are running into uh 20 |
| 2832s | feet of range here I want to line up n |
| 2836s | real nice oh I piled them all up for you |
| 2837s | nice didn't I here okay uh like |
| 2840s | something one yep yeah if you go over |
| 2843s | here you could probably hit four of them |
| 2845s | amazing wow all right I ignis blast |
| 2849s | these bad boys all right so just roll 1 |
| 2852s | D20 and we'll measure against all of |
| 2854s | their uh oh boy D20 plus stuff oh that's |
| 2858s | a 19 oh that's going to hit everybody |
| 2860s | okay and then roll your uh D4 plus two |
| 2864s | for damage I believe you got it D4 + 2 |
| 2868s | six oh my gosh um as the crewman rush up |
| 2873s | thinking there's only two enemies not |
| 2874s | realizing that threats Loom behind the |
| 2876s | corner the kti comes out just say hello |
| 2880s | to my little |
| 2883s | friend oh my God absolutely six damage |
| 2887s | to four different |
| 2889s | enemies |
| 2891s | outstanding okay unfortunately did not |
| 2894s | hit the one that was typing on the |
| 2895s | terminal do we know what that terminal |
| 2898s | is for or is this all new for us um you |
| 2903s | think it's bad you you have terminals on |
| 2906s | your ship that roughly the same thing |
| 2908s | and you think if if he's given enough |
| 2910s | time then like other people will be |
| 2912s | alerted okay is |
| 2915s | n uh able to do their own turn or is |
| 2918s | this like a I'm te yeah n's going on |
| 2920s | your turn so if that's if that's all you |
| 2922s | want to do for your turn then nck can go |
| 2924s | now yeah that's all for me well do I |
| 2927s | have a bonus action to step back a |
| 2928s | little um I think you use all your |
| 2930s | movement getting there so think you're |
| 2931s | so right yeah I don't think you could do |
| 2933s | much else with it I shall to cheat all |
| 2935s | right |
| 2937s | N I want |
| 2939s | n directly in line with the terminal man |
| 2942s | okay and whether I if that's a dash I |
| 2945s | need to do it later okay 20 30 uh Nik |
| 2949s | actually has 50 ft of movement so it can |
| 2952s | get all the way to out of my way cats |
| 2954s | run fast cats run fast I want n is going |
| 2957s | to use their |
| 2960s | exceptional high power Dash to slash at |
| 2964s | the terminal you bet that that's what |
| 2967s | yeah yeah yeah so with a leaping claw |
| 2969s | attack go ahead and roll to hit okay |
| 2971s | leaping claw leaping claw so this will |
| 2973s | be a a a pounce if you hit it with the |
| 2975s | claw you have a chance to pin him down |
| 2977s | okay we're rolling a D20 for the |
| 2981s | Keen |
| 2982s | 12 plus it's going to be four 16 that |
| 2989s | hits all right you roll damage and I'll |
| 2991s | roll a strength save to see if this man |
| 2993s | stays on his feet we also hit 135,000 oh |
| 2996s | my |
| 2997s | [Applause] |
| 2999s | absolutely yes do it we are going to get |
| 3001s | our first roll of the wheel let's scoot |
| 3004s | this board back a little bit here |
| 3007s | position the wheel K's wheel of fate if |
| 3009s | you will give it a spin roll the fates |
| 3012s | all right twin quetes let's |
| 3017s | go that's going to be next player role |
| 3020s | has |
| 3021s | disadvantage already R you already |
| 3023s | rolled know could get much worse oh is |
| 3026s | it next player Ro yeah just next player |
| 3028s | Ro next player Ro unless it is only a |
| 3030s | one plus two slash so three uh three |
| 3034s | damage uh and the Moa actually barely |
| 3036s | manages to stay on his feet he braces |
| 3039s | himself against the terminal as nikin |
| 3041s | starts gnawing at his |
| 3043s | ankles but three points of damage you |
| 3045s | you've started what needs to be done to |
| 3047s | take this guy down okay okay all right |
| 3051s | um I think that's it for you m next up |
| 3054s | is uh John wicus finally I say watching |
| 3057s | every rolls at a disadvantage and I roll |
| 3060s | your first roll will be at a |
| 3061s | disadvantage I'm sorry well after |
| 3064s | hearing what they said to me I go I |
| 3065s | don't know what you just said but it |
| 3066s | didn't sound very nice so I rev up my |
| 3068s | ghoul saww I start running charging |
| 3070s | charging charging charging charging and |
| 3072s | I stop in place cuz I see a stupid cat |
| 3074s | in front of me I stop Jesus cat you |
| 3077s | totally can if you want like sneak in |
| 3079s | diagonal movements fine so if you wanted |
| 3081s | to get at this guy I love that so I I |
| 3083s | skirt yeah reel back my saw inches away |
| 3086s | I hear a very not from the Kat and now |
| 3090s | I'm positioned to attack this guy all |
| 3092s | right give me an attack roll with |
| 3093s | disadvantage so roll two d20s and take |
| 3096s | the lower amount oh man and then your |
| 3098s | bonus |
| 3100s | seven 15 okay so seven |
| 3104s | plus is it my attack bonus yes your |
| 3106s | attack bonus 12 then a 12 is not enough |
| 3109s | to hit oh my God fortunately okay uh as |
| 3113s | you're trying to navigate around the cat |
| 3115s | he's just getting in your way you're |
| 3116s | trying to do a sweet |
| 3117s | uh saw riding move just doesn't work out |
| 3120s | for you I'm so sorry oh man so my ghoul |
| 3122s | saw kind of gums up a little bit and I |
| 3124s | go what the heck can I smack it a little |
| 3126s | bit from the side but I have to spend a |
| 3128s | turn fixing it unfortunately un has a |
| 3131s | superior pet |
| 3133s | oh Friendly Fire I thought was not |
| 3138s | on oh my God psychic damage doesn't |
| 3142s | count all right um last in the turn |
| 3145s | order here is our last sanding MOA uh |
| 3148s | he's on his last leg and he only had two |
| 3150s | of them to start with um but he's going |
| 3154s | to uh go for the nearest Target and just |
| 3157s | do a flying jump kick to try and hit uh |
| 3160s | C here |
| 3162s | whoa um does a nine hit you no no it |
| 3165s | does not all right goes flying past you |
| 3169s | hits the wall instead C surprisingly |
| 3171s | Nimble for for that huge amount of |
| 3173s | headdress and everything she's wearing |
| 3175s | um all right that's all the has got |
| 3177s | we're back up to the top of the turn |
| 3178s | order with Janet it's me all right so I |
| 3181s | know that there's this guy and he's |
| 3182s | typing and I don't want him to do that |
| 3184s | so I'm going to cast snow blind on him |
| 3188s | okay beautiful I'm probably wasting my |
| 3190s | second level spell when not no it's it's |
| 3192s | an important thing to do abut I don't |
| 3194s | want them to know where we are totally |
| 3196s | so it's a 30 foot range so I think you |
| 3197s | might have to get a little closer 10 20 |
| 3200s | 30 yeah just one square I'll just I'll |
| 3202s | just scooch around the corner I really |
| 3203s | don't want to be just one square yeah |
| 3205s | you got it yeah so has to I think it's a |
| 3209s | dc13 dc13 uh is that Constitution yeah |
| 3213s | yeah okay con uh I've got stats for guys |
| 3217s | 13 the Corpus are weak he just no I know |
| 3221s | just saw 17 he resists the snow blind |
| 3224s | I'm so sorry your Corpus bastards all |
| 3227s | right well I'm going to slink back |
| 3229s | around the corner and pretend that this |
| 3231s | isn't happening to me right |
| 3234s | now um no I'm literally going to can |
| 3237s | someone move me beside grendon G come |
| 3239s | over here girl that guy gu come |
| 3244s | here it's that's great yeah good |
| 3247s | job good job that's all that's my turn |
| 3252s | this is the corner of Shame isome |
| 3255s | welcome |
| 3256s | Janet I don't want to talk all right |
| 3258s | grendon you've got one last chance to |
| 3259s | make this right what he got okay so that |
| 3262s | MOA that flung itself against the wall |
| 3264s | yeah that's you said last leg right it's |
| 3267s | yeah it's like two Health yeah that was |
| 3268s | a bit of an easy kill maybe |
| 3271s | hopefully oh but are they still going |
| 3273s | for that console this guy's typing and |
| 3275s | he's been typing for a good couple |
| 3276s | seconds you think he might almost be |
| 3278s | done we need to kill that guy yeah I |
| 3279s | think he needs to go okay so do I have |
| 3283s | that's pretty far totally um but I have |
| 3285s | quite a bit of movement exactly so yeah |
| 3287s | you could totally uh you have a 30 foot |
| 3289s | teleport strike so you can do 30 ft of |
| 3291s | movement here I just have to knock |
| 3293s | everybody over first d uh 10 20 um 30 |
| 3298s | you can even just run up can I like and |
| 3300s | T yeah we'll do the I can can I gain |
| 3302s | height on this enemy by jumping off the |
| 3304s | back of the Cav hell yeah I love it |
| 3308s | absolutely she positions herself totally |
| 3311s | and he does not the cat oh I forgot you |
| 3315s | were |
| 3319s | there and if you do hit because there |
| 3321s | are allies nearby you get sneak attack |
| 3323s | damage so this is this is all the |
| 3324s | marbles you have a good chance of just |
| 3325s | taking right here |
| 3332s | 17 17 plus stuff will definitely hit |
| 3335s | damage okay and my damage is with a d8 |
| 3339s | uh it's a D4 I believe for or no sorry |
| 3341s | D6 where my T D6 plus 4 and then an |
| 3344s | additional 2d6 for your sneak attack |
| 3346s | eight which one is six again this one |
| 3349s | here a three not bad uh yep and roll |
| 3353s | that two more times three one four |
| 3357s | big six |
| 3359s | six all right so uh that plus uh four |
| 3363s | damage for 14 damage against this guy |
| 3366s | look who's here just as he is about to |
| 3369s | click the final button to turn on the |
| 3372s | alarms absolutely gets merked just uh |
| 3376s | does not get the chance to fulfill his |
| 3378s | duty of uh yeah turning on the alarms |
| 3381s | well done just in time just in time |
| 3383s | goodness I would have had him if my G |
| 3385s | was okay yeah can I get a free ticket to |
| 3388s | your concert um maybe if you do better |
| 3390s | next time you actually hit some |
| 3394s | people all right so you still have a |
| 3396s | little movement into a bonus action so |
| 3398s | if I might suggest you can turn back to |
| 3401s | these uh other guys and take an off-hand |
| 3403s | strike with your other handed dagger |
| 3406s | okay my other handed dagger yeah cuz |
| 3408s | you're carrying two it's going to be a |
| 3410s | little harder to hit and do a little |
| 3411s | less damage but it's it only costs a |
| 3412s | bonus action I feel like I want to |
| 3414s | reunite Helen with her oh her Kitty so |
| 3418s | whatever clears the path for that so I |
| 3419s | think it might be just that MOA that |
| 3421s | spin on its last leg okay okay uh you |
| 3424s | will have to run past other crewmen so |
| 3427s | they will get the chance to attack you |
| 3431s | oh at me let him at me I'm so squishy |
| 3435s | though but let's do it why not Gren and |
| 3438s | G doing a sweet leap off a cat jumping |
| 3440s | Landing in the top of this guy's neck uh |
| 3442s | runs back the other way and the crewman |
| 3446s | does a 21 hit |
| 3449s | you doesn't hit me it annihilates me |
| 3452s | what he I think it hits you AB a little |
| 3455s | Brave I think four damage four damage to |
| 3458s | you gron g okay all right and you can |
| 3460s | take your off-handed strike which is |
| 3462s | that that third one there so D20 plus |
| 3466s | four uh ooh 23 uh 23 will hit yeah |
| 3469s | absolutely roll that damage uh damage |
| 3473s | just a d no no bonus d8 which is this |
| 3476s | guy right that's that's a 12 where's my |
| 3479s | the diamond yeah that one yeah you got |
| 3480s | it you got it a two all right two two |
| 3485s | plus hey guess which Mo I said had |
| 3487s | exactly two |
| 3490s | Health outstanding two enemies in one |
| 3493s | turn opposite sides of the battlefield |
| 3494s | Gren and Guru in a flurry of death MP |
| 3498s | has cleared some guys out amazing |
| 3501s | amazing uh now it's time for these other |
| 3502s | crewman to uh maybe get a little Revenge |
| 3505s | here let's see two of them are |
| 3507s | immediately engaged with the largest man |
| 3510s | they've ever seen in their |
| 3512s | life damn so they are going to bust out |
| 3515s | their provas uh and take two two swings |
| 3518s | at Gren or uh John wicus I should say |
| 3521s | does a 22 hit you sir bu for um six |
| 3527s | damage okay |
| 3529s | ouch and does a 13 hit uh nope all right |
| 3537s | uh Dodge out of the way of one hit and |
| 3538s | Dodge right into the other could be |
| 3541s | worse you're front lining that's that's |
| 3542s | the reason you're here it hurt but I |
| 3544s | pretend that it didn't in front of Myer |
| 3548s | squadmates what a minute all right this |
| 3552s | guy let's see who he going to attack CTI |
| 3553s | is he going to attack grenon it's going |
| 3555s | to be CTI okay also busting out the |
| 3557s | Prova does a 18 hit you all |
| 3562s | right uh five damage to you dang it all |
| 3566s | right they are engaged in straight up |
| 3567s | melee combat fighting for their lives |
| 3569s | out here against the weirdest grineer |
| 3570s | they've ever seen in their |
| 3572s | life uh CTI nin what you got all right |
| 3575s | first we're going to blast them with the |
| 3577s | ignis that still lined |
| 3580s | up sure didn't move all right love that |
| 3583s | thank you to |
| 3584s | hit uh 11 plus what do I add for four |
| 3590s | plus four you oh no six sorry 17 is |
| 3593s | enough yes absolutely roll your damage |
| 3596s | okay okay okay okay come on now come on |
| 3599s | D4 yeah D4 I was hoping you wouldn't |
| 3601s | notice I mean I I gave you a big AOE con |
| 3603s | weapon I had to sorry how much five |
| 3606s | damage all right uh yeah these guys are |
| 3609s | straight up on fire because you have hit |
| 3612s | them both turns uh and they're all |
| 3614s | looking pretty scorched pretty rough |
| 3616s | here um okay do you want to move or |
| 3618s | anything are you good no I'm good here |
| 3621s | sick okay Nik what she going to do nikin |
| 3623s | is going to run to be aligned with |
| 3627s | the grineer nearest |
| 3630s | me uh the the Corpus guy yeah uh it's |
| 3633s | going to have to run oh no wait this guy |
| 3635s | already took oh no he just took his turn |
| 3637s | so this guy will hit you on the butt as |
| 3639s | as you're running past him I hate that |
| 3641s | that we're going to align with that one |
| 3643s | all right all right all right and we are |
| 3645s | once again going to claw this hit him |
| 3648s | with a claw couldn't get your running |
| 3649s | start but you can still hit the guy oh |
| 3651s | not promising 10 10 does not hit the |
| 3655s | crewman |
| 3657s | all right uh still a little rattled from |
| 3659s | a dude jumping off his back um yeah |
| 3662s | can't |
| 3663s | quite that's up and scuffed your shoes |
| 3666s | nice armor um all right anything else |
| 3670s | you good that's all from me sweet oky |
| 3672s | doy uh John wi this all right here we go |
| 3675s | does my GSA have some sort of swinging |
| 3679s | ability it does it does not it has a |
| 3681s | pretty |
| 3682s | precise it's so heavy you can only swing |
| 3684s | it once all right so I am going going to |
| 3687s | attack this this I look at them in the |
| 3689s | eye H them up and I roll attack |
| 3693s | 20 natural 20 natural 20 oh baby all |
| 3698s | right so you know that D12 roll it twice |
| 3701s | for |
| 3702s | me um all |
| 3704s | right so we have a |
| 3707s | nine and a nine no way plus uh let's see |
| 3712s | what's your bonus to that plus three so |
| 3714s | uh just a casual 21 |
| 3717s | D back it's my time well I you know I I |
| 3721s | got like like Lube in the goulon now so |
| 3723s | it's spinning really fast this man who |
| 3726s | was already burnt to a crisp um dies is |
| 3729s | reborn and dies again you so much damage |
| 3732s | I just hold the saw down constantly just |
| 3736s | bisecting him clean in I love it I'm |
| 3740s | laughing a little bit |
| 3743s | too blood alling you can't see it you |
| 3746s | all wonder why this man was brought |
| 3747s | through the stealth |
| 3749s | Mission I'm terrified to ride home with |
| 3752s | thisone awesome do you want to take any |
| 3754s | movement or use a bonus action or |
| 3755s | anything um I won't do anything but I |
| 3757s | will take out my piece of cloth from my |
| 3759s | bag and wipe down my ghoul saww you got |
| 3762s | it yeah just keep the baby clean I get |
| 3764s | it I get it all right uh down to the Moa |
| 3768s | who is dead back up to Janet me mhm |
| 3772s | polish them off these guys are both |
| 3773s | pretty pretty weak now |
| 3777s | what does she want to do well like I |
| 3780s | have a |
| 3783s | gun that's a good story new invention |
| 3787s | gun I have a gun but everyone's been |
| 3790s | like hitting them with swords and stuff |
| 3793s | and so I kind of want I feel a little |
| 3794s | jealous so I'm going to run up to the |
| 3797s | guy that's right next to Cel yep also I |
| 3800s | have a feeling that they might warm me |
| 3802s | up cuz I'm really cold all the time guys |
| 3804s | have no idea what it's like being me |
| 3807s | anyway I'm going to take out my shave |
| 3810s | and I'm going to try to shove it right |
| 3812s | in his kidney you got it oh my all right |
| 3815s | so I got a roll roll to |
| 3817s | hit she wait that's a nine oh it's I'm |
| 3820s | not going to hit that's a 14 14 is just |
| 3823s | enough to hit |
| 3825s | absolutely dagger in the back |
| 3828s | classic one de SL1 D4 |
| 3833s | cold four 4 A |
| 3837s | if he survives then he can't take |
| 3839s | reactions but I have a feeling that this |
| 3841s | man goes through the whole gamut of |
| 3842s | status effects and emotions as he is |
| 3845s | burned to a crisp and then freezes solid |
| 3848s | somehow it's crazy |
| 3851s | wow are you warmer Janet oh I'm so |
| 3855s | toasty thank you so |
| 3858s | much all right want to go anything else |
| 3860s | for |
| 3860s | you um is the cor is the Moa like next |
| 3864s | to me the dead corpse of it yes it is is |
| 3866s | there like any black substance that came |
| 3868s | out of it or something |
| 3870s | oh um you pick up a little bit um you |
| 3873s | see some like cords kind of flailing |
| 3875s | about on the dead corpse and it's like |
| 3877s | spinning out it looks the same blue as |
| 3879s | that that coolant you saw earlier that's |
| 3881s | just kind of flailing about I'm going to |
| 3882s | use my bonus action and I'm going to |
| 3884s | gather it in a little jar you got it |
| 3887s | okay and then that's my turn I like |
| 3889s | incred |
| 3893s | oh Chad's crazy oh I don't want to |
| 3899s | know be glad I missed it chat I'm on to |
| 3901s | you I don't want to know con's watching |
| 3904s | your every move like I don't have enough |
| 3906s | to |
| 3907s | do all right uh clean it up grendon |
| 3911s | let's let's let's make it happen ooh |
| 3914s | okay just that one fellet left e yeah |
| 3917s | just the one and he is he is in a bad |
| 3919s | way and he is surrounded just saw all of |
| 3922s | his friends get absolutely eviscerated |
| 3925s | this was |
| 3927s | to no Conor why would you say |
| 3931s | that listen I am a a band member of |
| 3935s | little empathy but this guy's got to go |
| 3939s | so I mean not much I really got to do |
| 3941s | can I just run up and stab a fool |
| 3943s | absolutely make it happen roll your D20 |
| 3946s | oh my gosh I get to pick the dagger I |
| 3949s | can four is that a four four yeah okay |
| 3953s | plus six 10 is not enough to hit but but |
| 3956s | you have one more chance you can take |
| 3957s | your off hand strike there I can and my |
| 3959s | off |
| 3961s | hand d8 right no uh roll your D20 again |
| 3964s | to see if this one hit the damage 12 12 |
| 3968s | plus 4 will hit yep and then just we |
| 3971s | just roll a d8 for the damage all right |
| 3972s | sorry buddy four just |
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| 4064s | blades and uh looks around it doesn't |
| 4066s | seem like there's any more threats |
| 4067s | coming through so you guys have cleared |
| 4069s | the immediate area and successfully |
| 4071s | avoided setting off the alarms do they |
| 4073s | have anything fun in their pockets uh |
| 4075s | sure give me an investigation check why |
| 4077s | not why not |
| 4079s | Pockets I got a plus |
| 4082s | five |
| 4084s | 13 uh all right you uh rip you're able |
| 4088s | to rip the Prova from one of their |
| 4091s | hands yo and uh you pick their pockets |
| 4095s | for 287 credits nice okay do I know what |
| 4099s | credits are if I'm a G uh like they're a |
| 4102s | pretty universal currency uh not that |
| 4104s | you can count but |
| 4106s | oh hey I know at least this |
| 4110s | noney anyway it's more than my finger |
| 4113s | and my toes so many credits guys crazy |
| 4118s | okay that's extraord that's all |
| 4120s | Extraordinary all right I'm add that |
| 4122s | Prov to my inventory yeah absolutely |
| 4124s | please do uh so now that you're uh up |
| 4126s | the flight of stairs and around the |
| 4127s | corner um you know that uh your |
| 4129s | objective is Straight Ahead uh but there |
| 4131s | was one other room that you guys kind of |
| 4132s | passed uh on the way up the stairs you |
| 4135s | want to look in it |
| 4137s | I mean I guess we have a mission but |
| 4139s | I've never seen this place before I'm |
| 4141s | intrigued is the way where our Waypoint |
| 4144s | is pointing or is it a diversion yeah |
| 4146s | there's two doors and your your |
| 4147s | waypoint's pointing to the one in front |
| 4149s | of you the other one's like just back a |
| 4150s | little bit you know where you came up |
| 4151s | the stairs there's one more little door |
| 4154s | do we want to be loot |
| 4156s | Goblin listen I'm curious she's going |
| 4158s | over there anyway I'm a nosy absolutely |
| 4160s | I'm a nosy girl all right you you crack |
| 4162s | it open and uh the door's already |
| 4164s | unlocked um and it's just it's just a |
| 4166s | little end cap just uh there's not much |
| 4168s | going on there other than a bunch of |
| 4169s | lockers um several open but one is |
| 4172s | locked |
| 4174s | hey a teenage person guy can you you |
| 4178s | know how to you know how to break locks |
| 4179s | don't you person guy uh got a little |
| 4182s | couple Tools in my back pocket I could |
| 4184s | use maybe all right you don't need to be |
| 4187s | fly just do it |
| 4190s | okay outstanding um are you checking the |
| 4193s | other open ones while she works on the |
| 4195s | locked one or |
| 4196s | I would like to take my ghoul saww and |
| 4197s | try and open one oh my the noise you're |
| 4201s | going to create we've already revealed |
| 4203s | that all right I I do have a number for |
| 4206s | this uh give me a strength check to try |
| 4208s | and |
| 4209s | open so roll a D20 and add just your raw |
| 4212s | strength which is going to be plus three |
| 4214s | plus five is it uh that's your saving |
| 4216s | throw so the strength is plus three in |
| 4218s | the very top left you're so right |
| 4221s | okay |
| 4223s | 14 so 11 + uh three |
| 4226s | uh so he kind of jimmies the locks a |
| 4228s | little bit uh kind of gets like some of |
| 4231s | the hinges hanging off but can't quite |
| 4233s | try it off he might have made future |
| 4235s | attempts uh a little easier um but can't |
| 4238s | quite it it's a it's pretty sturdily |
| 4240s | built you think they're not meant to be |
| 4241s | brute forced oh I'm just realizing my |
| 4244s | thieves tools is to disarm traps not to |
| 4247s | un it works for for opening things as |
| 4250s | well yes absolutely so uh yeah give me a |
| 4252s | thie stools check which is your |
| 4253s | dexterity plus your proficiency Plus 20 |
| 4256s | okay wow so plus six I believe 17 wo |
| 4260s | more than enough more than enough |
| 4263s | despite the locker shaking violently as |
| 4265s | a ghoul saw is dug into the side of it |
| 4267s | um you manag to pop the lock here um all |
| 4271s | right so in all all said and done |
| 4273s | between these three or four lockers I'm |
| 4275s | just going to list out a couple things |
| 4276s | you find some Corpus crewman helmets uh |
| 4279s | a bunch more credits about 800 or so uh |
| 4282s | a data pad with some writing in a corpus |
| 4284s | language that you do not |
| 4286s | understand um you also find a healing |
| 4290s | item a health |
| 4292s | restore uh who would like to hold on to |
| 4294s | that I'll take that for you guys don't |
| 4296s | worry I'll keep it safe she's going to |
| 4298s | put it on her |
| 4299s | SN amazing is it a liquid uh it is not |
| 4303s | it's kind of like a pulsing energy field |
| 4305s | uh and last but certainly not |
| 4308s | least sorry continue what |
| 4312s | the oh man as as uh grenon pop the locks |
| 4316s | and opens the final locked uh Locker uh |
| 4319s | inside there is a big metal disc it's |
| 4323s | just a circle made of metal um it's got |
| 4326s | some blue it's got some silver it's got |
| 4329s | some gold um it's like two or 3 feet |
| 4332s | wide in diameter like it's huge um and |
| 4335s | it has a man's face on it and since you |
| 4337s | recognized it earlier you recognize it |
| 4339s | as parvos Gram's face interesting in the |
| 4341s | middle of this circle you've definitely |
| 4343s | never seen one of these before so the |
| 4345s | face of there |
| 4346s | Queen we'll see how it is John walks |
| 4350s | right over and says this looks pretty |
| 4352s | heavy I better pick it up and so I pick |
| 4354s | it up it's a lot heavier than I think it |
| 4356s | is and it drops to the ground |
| 4357s | immediately and falls down out of the |
| 4361s | locker amazing after much struggle can I |
| 4364s | can I see if it's like worth anything uh |
| 4368s | yeah sure give me an intelligence check |
| 4369s | that's that's |
| 4370s | cool oh that's a good one it's a |
| 4374s | 23 uh yeah I mean kind of connecting the |
| 4377s | dots um the corpus with how much they |
| 4380s | love money you found they their symbol |
| 4381s | of wealth on their leader and whatnot |
| 4384s | this is big money like it has to be big |
| 4387s | money so if I brought it my commanders |
| 4389s | would be really happy with me they they |
| 4391s | very well might come on big guy I think |
| 4393s | you can carry it can't you I have an |
| 4395s | idea okay n do you think you could smell |
| 4398s | that uh weird floor robot from |
| 4402s | earlier give it a sniff what what for |
| 4404s | what's he smell for we want to retrieve |
| 4406s | it and get it to carry this big money |
| 4409s | a SM one I see |
| 4413s | yes um all right uh oh yeah n you still |
| 4418s | have to speak with animals up we're |
| 4419s | going we're going with the all day she |
| 4421s | okay |
| 4422s | Mommy goes goes running down the hallway |
| 4425s | um just kind |
| 4428s | of and and he's you can see he's kind of |
| 4430s | batting it to try and get it to turn |
| 4432s | around good job l momy's so proud |
| 4437s | thank you um So eventually it gets |
| 4440s | turned around heading to the stairs it |
| 4441s | can't climb the stairs it can't lift so |
| 4443s | if you one of you guys wants to go get |
| 4445s | it you totally can bring it up well go |
| 4448s | on big one okay I can go get this I walk |
| 4451s | and I pick up the robot it starts |
| 4453s | spinning its Wheels incredibly Fast |
| 4456s | close up and I place it down in the room |
| 4458s | again all right like like uh reving up |
| 4460s | an RC car you're you tie it on get it |
| 4463s | set straight down the hallway and just |
| 4465s | let it go it's slow it's you guys would |
| 4469s | have been way better just carrying |
| 4471s | this but will it follow us um it's like |
| 4475s | it's going in a straight line for now |
| 4477s | right now someone has to babysit this |
| 4479s | thing and it's not going to be me John |
| 4480s | winess has an idea he's using everyone |
| 4483s | thinks he's dumb but he's very |
| 4485s | smart it's debatable asou it's a robot |
| 4488s | that cleans right yeah M we have food we |
| 4492s | can lay Tre bread crumbs so where we |
| 4494s | need to go a can we borrow your snow |
| 4496s | cones for you better believe it this is |
| 4500s | okay well so I'll like make a snow cone |
| 4504s | and then I'll like kind of crumble it up |
| 4506s | and then I'll put it on the floor does |
| 4508s | the domestic drone kind of aim towards |
| 4510s | it you know what yeah so creative it |
| 4513s | absolutely we broke Conor Conor is |
| 4517s | regretting doing a this is great this is |
| 4520s | great okay uh slowly but surely as |
| 4522s | you're all like come on come on come on |
| 4525s | slowly connecting the dots on your your |
| 4529s | so I mean Janet has a bunch of little |
| 4530s | vials of random liquids that she finds |
| 4533s | and tastes and hopes that hope they |
| 4535s | taste well I mean you want them to taste |
| 4537s | good on snow cones oh these are your |
| 4539s | Homebrew flavors well I we don't have a |
| 4542s | kitchen like and I think that people |
| 4545s | will like me if I have snow cone do you |
| 4547s | have the tenno flavored one tenno |
| 4549s | mention that would in my presence how |
| 4551s | clean do you think that they would taste |
| 4553s | like Victory though oh good I had a we |
| 4557s | won't tell the story too much try we |
| 4559s | can't get into it how clean do you think |
| 4561s | the snow in her machine would be if it's |
| 4563s | swirling around her all the time oh it |
| 4565s | would be terrible and like I said she |
| 4566s | has like there's so much stuff so we |
| 4569s | just have to dirty the floors as we go |
| 4571s | you guys AB drip your blood and your oil |
| 4573s | and your Lube whatever it was that you |
| 4575s | said that |
| 4577s | works so we'll make a trail the |
| 4579s | equivalent of tracking in your dirty |
| 4581s | boots after walking through dirty snow |
| 4583s | um the Canadian way drift dirty water |
| 4586s | along the path as the the robot follows |
| 4589s | you along uh back towards your objective |
| 4592s | yeah um I would also like to take that |
| 4594s | odd device with me and while we're |
| 4595s | walking I'd like to study it see what I |
| 4597s | can work out even though I don't speak |
| 4598s | the language written the oh the the data |
| 4601s | pad the data pth yeah yeah yeah sure |
| 4602s | yeah you can give me the intelligence |
| 4603s | check okay great I believe in you thank |
| 4606s | you yeah that's just a seven all right |
| 4610s | nine okay all right all right uh like I |
| 4613s | said uh you don't uh speak whatever Lang |
| 4615s | which the Corpus do um it looks you can |
| 4617s | discern at least that it's a table like |
| 4619s | and there's what you assume to be |
| 4621s | numbers in rows and columns and stuff so |
| 4624s | it's not any like uh personal data or |
| 4627s | anything it's like a ledger is what |
| 4629s | you'd imagine for for checks and |
| 4631s | balances um I mean you can save it and |
| 4633s | bring it back home and maybe someone in |
| 4635s | your uh home gallion can read it I'll do |
| 4637s | just that let's do that sick okay you |
| 4639s | bet write that |
| 4641s | down all right so uh with our gang Plus |
| 4645s | a new room of friends uh uh heading back |
| 4648s | towards their objective you enter a wide |
| 4649s | Corridor with an enormous bay window on |
| 4651s | the left uh through which you can still |
| 4652s | see Phobos as well as two small Corpus |
| 4655s | fighter ships that you didn't see before |
| 4656s | floating as part of the fleet uh there |
| 4659s | are numerous crates and work machines |
| 4661s | scattered about so you take it this room |
| 4662s | is used for storage of cargo uh meant to |
| 4664s | be loaded on smaller ships uh in the |
| 4666s | middle of the walkway there is a giant |
| 4668s | spinning sculpture with intricate |
| 4670s | designs uh that looks a lot like the |
| 4672s | coin you picked up but this one you |
| 4674s | definitely could not left uh it's got a |
| 4676s | circular outer ring adorned in blue |
| 4678s | lights and a Golden Triangle inside |
| 4679s | bearing a man's R manre likeness there |
| 4682s | are two uh exits to this hallway um |
| 4685s | based on your mission briefing and what |
| 4686s | you see in in your HUD um your objective |
| 4689s | is Straight Ahead end of the hallway but |
| 4692s | there's also another hallway that |
| 4693s | branches off to the right uh and from |
| 4696s | down that hallway you hear someone |
| 4699s | humming a little tune |
| 4706s | get this man on the tour bus just kind |
| 4707s | of vibing get this man on the tour bus |
| 4709s | now bring him on he's got pipes on him |
| 4712s | absolutely he's just doing his own thing |
| 4714s | you don't know what's going on down |
| 4716s | there well we could split up we could I |
| 4721s | do have a disguise kit we picked up |
| 4724s | helmets didn't we from the locker you |
| 4725s | did yes absolutely so did we want to do |
| 4728s | like there enough for all of us are |
| 4730s | there enough for all of us uh yeah you |
| 4731s | have helmets but like not jumpsuits so |
| 4734s | it's it's part of a disc |
| 4736s | my outfit it also would not fit on my |
| 4739s | head as I'm holding the helmet and |
| 4740s | trying to put it on my head yeah you got |
| 4742s | four helmets but uh yeah you can give it |
| 4745s | a |
| 4746s | shot how intelligent are these Corpus |
| 4749s | there I how smart they are a big Shin |
| 4754s | shiny means smart shiny means shiny does |
| 4756s | mean smart Okay Okay tacky people don't |
| 4759s | smart people don't have taste but |
| 4760s | they're smart I'm going while we decide |
| 4763s | where we're going to go I'd like to |
| 4764s | study this statue coin situation and |
| 4768s | have the Roomba join me the domestic Dr |
| 4772s | pardon me all right uh it's it seems to |
| 4775s | be just another place of worship it's a |
| 4778s | running Theme by this point money money |
| 4780s | everywhere they like to look at money AB |
| 4782s | um it's it's it's fun to look at because |
| 4785s | it's kind of got an oscillating inner |
| 4786s | part and then oscillating the other |
| 4787s | direction and the outer part um it's |
| 4789s | kind of hypnotizing actually um but yeah |
| 4792s | mostly just a a sculpture to kind of go |
| 4794s | with their aesthetic it's totally |
| 4797s | unnecessary um but you know adds to the |
| 4800s | the vibe and the uh feel of the ship we |
| 4804s | just got sorry we just got a $300 |
| 4806s | donation by born TR sorry sorry I |
| 4810s | interruped you that's fine |
| 4813s | wow uh I don't know if Cory or if anyone |
| 4816s | over there would have seen what they |
| 4817s | wrote anything one that one came without |
| 4819s | a without a description thank you though |
| 4822s | W apprciate every little bit that is a |
| 4825s | Crossing 1,000 for the stream |
| 4829s | W all |
| 4831s | right yeah let's can we bring it up in |
| 4834s | the camera do it up do it up do it |
| 4835s | up the spin yep let's hope it's a good |
| 4839s | thing maybe it'll help us decide what |
| 4843s | [Music] |
| 4845s | path Z you're not allowed to spin it any |
| 4849s | Zach is Zach has bad RNG so the whoy |
| 4852s | curse who's the next person it's depends |
| 4856s | on initi yeah whatever you guys ask to |
| 4857s | do it's |
| 4859s | fine if we like roll for stealth does |
| 4861s | that count too or is this only for yeah |
| 4864s | yeah no yeah it'll be the next thing you |
| 4865s | do I have high like I have high stealth |
| 4868s | stats so if I were to take the it should |
| 4870s | be me to take the head well hold on we |
| 4871s | could roll for anything that's true |
| 4873s | that's what I'm saying yeah I'd like to |
| 4877s | roll |
| 4880s | coming I'd like to roll |
| 4882s | to roll the giant coin on its side just |
| 4885s | in a Nifty |
| 4887s | way we're going to lose it don't do |
| 4890s | that it's going to roll and then they're |
| 4892s | going to find us this is this is |
| 4896s | where give me a dexterity check with |
| 4902s | disadvantage 20 it's natural |
| 4907s | 20age you got to |
| 4910s | roll natural one freaking five |
| 4917s | with okay seven so um oh my God bowling |
| 4921s | for for soup money you go and you line |
| 4924s | it up and you roll it and |
| 4928s | it sorry it it kind of veers a little |
| 4932s | bit it wobbles rolls off course rolls |
| 4936s | down the stairs to the right of the |
| 4938s | hallway clatters to the ground i r after |
| 4941s | down the stairs uh you hear oh hey this |
| 4945s | is there someone there I'd love a little |
| 4947s | company oh I go I go I'm so concerned |
| 4950s | about losing the big money yeah yeah |
| 4951s | yeah this is from where the humming was |
| 4952s | coming from come on everyone sound |
| 4955s | friendly so we can actually understand |
| 4958s | them cuz they're not speaking Corpus |
| 4959s | this guy is speaking you language that |
| 4961s | you can understand as we approach the |
| 4963s | stairs I turn to my stealthy friend gron |
| 4967s | car and I ask for the helmets I think we |
| 4970s | should be safe yeah maybe we can get |
| 4972s | information from this Corpus we're like |
| 4975s | off our Corpus the helmets stay on the |
| 4979s | Suits come off that's that's everyone we |
| 4983s | the bottom business on the are we all |
| 4985s | agreed on our cover story here yeah okay |
| 4988s | helmet's on what is the cover story |
| 4990s | we're off our Corpus okay so my helmet |
| 4993s | doesn't fit on mine so I'm holding it in |
| 4994s | front of my face I have my goua on my |
| 4997s | back and I'm can you like this so funny |
| 4999s | stop it can you cut the back of the |
| 5000s | helmet |
| 5001s | open my dear friend grendon Whispers in |
| 5004s | my ear |
| 5005s | and says you can cut it from the back so |
| 5007s | I put the helmet down on the ground rev |
| 5009s | my ghoul saw slice open the bag and then |
| 5012s | kind of like open it up and then put it |
| 5014s | on and then what I notice at the time is |
| 5016s | it sort of like snaps in oh but we |
| 5019s | continue okay on this is the horrific |
| 5022s | like you skinned a corpus and what |
| 5025s | wearing face it's like split down the |
| 5026s | middle like what they do with burgers on |
| 5029s | a commercial where they just cut it in |
| 5031s | your back oh my God but it's on my you |
| 5035s | okay first of |
| 5037s | all we're breaking so many rules right |
| 5039s | now no no that's the point that's L what |
| 5041s | what TS about um I'll get everyone to |
| 5043s | give me a performance check I was going |
| 5045s | to make uh John roll with disadvantage |
| 5048s | but then grendon helped him so it's just |
| 5049s | a straight roll performance uh |
| 5052s | performance for just how you're you're |
| 5054s | setting up your your disguise give me a |
| 5056s | look give me a look oh not 20 nice |
| 5062s | wow that's crazy I have a five I can |
| 5066s | confirm um mine's 18 okay um while you |
| 5070s | guys are putting together the final |
| 5071s | pieces of your disguise uh The Voice |
| 5074s | yells was that a |
| 5076s | chainsaw like that you guys aren't |
| 5079s | Corpus are you you sound like not I |
| 5082s | don't think the Corpus do that so like |
| 5085s | if you want to come hang out like I'd |
| 5088s | love to |
| 5091s | chat I forgot that we here |
| 5097s | I love how I'm falling upward right now |
| 5099s | like I just how did I roll |
| 5101s | that oh my God this I put the helmet on |
| 5105s | it's too big I can't |
| 5107s | see so I'm just walking like this like |
| 5112s | clearly step over so I can actually see |
| 5115s | where I'm going nothing to do get my big |
| 5118s | yeah yeah it's all good yeah I'm not |
| 5120s | convincing anyone with varying degrees |
| 5122s | of success on on the efficiency of your |
| 5123s | costumes you uh roll down the right |
| 5125s | hallway towards where the humming is |
| 5126s | coming from and you are immediately |
| 5129s | confused because the source of the noise |
| 5132s | uh the man that was humming does not |
| 5134s | have a mouth or a head for that matter |
| 5137s | um before you is a silver and orange man |
| 5139s | with a large metallic torso okay skinny |
| 5141s | robotic Limbs and a silver oval where |
| 5143s | his head should be oh jeez uh what's |
| 5145s | more this man is chained to the wall |
| 5148s | held in placed by energy cuffs around |
| 5150s | his wrists and ankles oh well I'll be |
| 5153s | damned a couple of grineer luring about |
| 5156s | he can't say I was expecting that not no |
| 5159s | grineer here oh there is one corporate |
| 5162s | sneaking up behind you if any points at |
| 5163s | John I |
| 5167s | go yes see see what a corpus hang out |
| 5170s | with grineer I love faros Grom say say |
| 5174s | why don't you tell us why you're chained |
| 5177s | up there friend friend well listen first |
| 5180s | of all I can tell y'all ain't Corpus and |
| 5183s | neither am I I'm from a little place |
| 5185s | called |
| 5187s | forun do you know |
| 5190s | forun what's Fortuna uh it's a big place |
| 5194s | on a place uh and it's it's really cold |
| 5198s | I know cold oh yes I can I can feel |
| 5204s | it I Chang my Chang my character went to |
| 5208s | a different |
| 5210s | country I felt that that you know we had |
| 5213s | a symbiosis moment with |
| 5215s | that I got to say your your fur jacket |
| 5218s | that would hold up perfectly where I'm |
| 5220s | from I need to talk to your Taylor I |
| 5223s | waed I waed some of my cold air to and |
| 5225s | just feel comfortable it's warm in here |
| 5228s | right that's wonderful uh what would be |
| 5230s | more wonderful if you could get me down |
| 5233s | um I uh could really use some help right |
| 5235s | now um I ran into this big lady uh I |
| 5239s | thought I was in for a good time she |
| 5241s | looked like she was my type um she then |
| 5244s | she picked me up started restraining me |
| 5245s | to the wall I thought oh this is this |
| 5248s | isn't what I expected but knew |
| 5252s | me oh my John Wick just leans in a bit |
| 5256s | sounds like a good uh Saturday night to |
| 5258s | me I Tred to put my hands over G Gary's |
| 5260s | ears he's going for this I a |
| 5264s | teenager who decided this I don't know |
| 5268s | I'm fres from the B man this my first |
| 5270s | day alive well |
| 5273s | Hey listen my Fortuna friend we've all |
| 5276s | been there all I need to know is if you |
| 5278s | have any idea how to unshackle yourself |
| 5281s | you could give us a little guidance |
| 5282s | right if we let you go you promise not |
| 5284s | to tell them that we're here right not |
| 5286s | we're on a mission a very it's a very |
| 5288s | important one absolutely I'm slipping |
| 5289s | into your accent to here I can't all |
| 5293s | right now I'm going to want a trade um |
| 5296s | no no absolutely whatever you guys are |
| 5299s | doing I would love to help as long as it |
| 5301s | means that I am no longer chained to |
| 5304s | this wall I have it's hard to tell time |
| 5306s | and space but I've been here a very long |
| 5308s | time are you hungry sorry okay okay okay |
| 5310s | okay first first things first first |
| 5312s | things first how do we get you off |
| 5315s | listen Okay how do we unshackle you okay |
| 5321s | okay um you see that thingy over there |
| 5324s | us his head to kind of gesture uh and |
| 5326s | there's like a data terminal but |
| 5328s | underneath it is what looks like a |
| 5329s | humongous coin slot |
| 5335s | great news listen uh there are these |
| 5337s | thingies that you'll find around and |
| 5339s | just as he says that the Roomba hits the |
| 5342s | top of the stairs and |
| 5345s | goes draws his attention over to where |
| 5347s | the coin was and he say yeah yeah yeah |
| 5348s | yeah yeah yeah what are |
| 5350s | those excellent if you put it in there |
| 5353s | then that'll free me uh and I I listen |
| 5357s | I'm answering a lot of questions I'd |
| 5358s | love to hear what you guys are here for |
| 5359s | but I'm happy to help I am at your |
| 5361s | service if you can get these damn things |
| 5363s | off me well wicus big friend I look at |
| 5366s | Kobi walk over to the |
| 5368s | coin I bump into the wall because I |
| 5371s | cannot see |
| 5374s | anything and we lift the coin together |
| 5376s | we start rolling it over you're strong |
| 5378s | enough you can the domestic drone |
| 5382s | car come on can left it of all those |
| 5386s | muscles do strength check you just |
| 5390s | decided you carry like a three ton saw |
| 5394s | like I think you're okay right so you |
| 5397s | get it rolling up and he's like I can't |
| 5399s | believe you got a crewman helping you |
| 5401s | that's |
| 5403s | amazing and uh do you put the coin into |
| 5405s | the slot there yes all right awesome so |
| 5409s | with a |
| 5410s | CL um it kind of rolls down and the |
| 5413s | lasers uh restraining his wrists and |
| 5415s | ankles Come Undone and he kind of does |
| 5418s | one of these and says Oh my days that's |
| 5421s | amazing thank you so so very much my |
| 5424s | name is gry hat I would love to know |
| 5428s | your names as well uh I have a feeling |
| 5430s | this is going to be the start of a |
| 5432s | beautiful friendship I shake gry Hat's |
| 5435s | hand with my other hand I remove the |
| 5438s | Corpus data pad and ask can you read |
| 5441s | this |
| 5443s | friend well let me see here and he |
| 5447s | cracks open the door away pulls out some |
| 5449s | reading glasses puts them on there are |
| 5451s | no eyes he puts them on his head anyways |
| 5453s | um and he's says oh it's just a bunch of |
| 5455s | numbers I don't know it's like I throw |
| 5458s | it |
| 5459s | away yeah nothing you guys are looking |
| 5461s | for what are you looking for by the way |
| 5463s | why are you here what is going |
| 5465s | on we uh Janet pulls out a piece of |
| 5469s | paper out of her her her cloak you bet |
| 5472s | our mission is to |
| 5474s | find some Corpus research about cloning |
| 5480s | stuff I don't know all right there's a |
| 5482s | thing that we were told to come here |
| 5483s | there's a way point we follow with it so |
| 5485s | I know right oh tally ho if you want to |
| 5487s | take me in that direction I'd love to |
| 5488s | show you it doesn't happen to be up that |
| 5490s | stairs over there any point Direction |
| 5492s | you're going yeah so you're looking for |
| 5493s | the Spy Vault hey yeah all |
| 5496s | right yeah you're in for you're a good |
| 5498s | time you guys uh like being sneaky like |
| 5501s | that kind of good time you had or what |
| 5502s | are we talking about I never ended up |
| 5504s | having my good time she just walked |
| 5507s | away |
| 5510s | anyway um listen uh there is a you can |
| 5514s | make it in there without alarms but uh I |
| 5517s | would maybe get ready for a fight once |
| 5518s | you go in just want to pretty Advanced |
| 5522s | security syst you can't see it but I'm |
| 5523s | smiling how is everyone's |
| 5525s | HP um I got all of it have 10 points |
| 5529s | left John witus |
| 5532s | goes because oh the queens before we set |
| 5536s | out on this Mission so generously as |
| 5539s | they always are gifted me this pouch of |
| 5542s | Kua I have 10 HP to do |
| 5546s | out who needs a top |
| 5554s | up thank you Taylor take as many as you |
| 5556s | need just go ahead and reach in oh |
| 5558s | there's actual stuff in here oh there's |
| 5559s | gummy yeah Taylor loves the |
| 5562s | prop are these good sh |
| 5565s | yeah wait does this actually do so |
| 5568s | everyone you take is one hit point just |
| 5569s | tell me how many you take there are 10 |
| 5570s | in the bag can't have |
| 5573s | any Z we haven't build out HP to you yet |
| 5575s | do you need some HP we only have 10 to |
| 5577s | do you got to take the helmet |
| 5581s | off guess I can't eat them with the |
| 5583s | helmet on you hel I I realized I need to |
| 5586s | eat this Kua I try and take my helmet |
| 5588s | off but it's not moving just |
| 5591s | s I'm trying to get off I really want |
| 5594s | the ca but I can't get my helmet |
| 5597s | off that's |
| 5601s | three okay I had a gushers like a decade |
| 5606s | happy Halloween so okay I won't eat them |
| 5608s | all I but I get plus three yeah yeah |
| 5610s | yeah as many as you want to |
| 5613s | take spell I'll save it here yes what no |
| 5617s | it's an item I'll ha the queen it's a |
| 5619s | spell yeah well then yeah you have to |
| 5621s | cast yeah so you've cast one speak with |
| 5623s | animals one you have one more speci I |
| 5625s | John wi would love to top off problem is |
| 5627s | I have a feeling I must roll to get my |
| 5629s | helmet off of my |
| 5630s | head yeah sure I'll yeah I mean there's |
| 5633s | a good chance that work unless you like |
| 5634s | roll my man wouldn't for a strength |
| 5636s | check yeah give him a strength check |
| 5638s | yeah absolutely I to get the helmet off |
| 5640s | his head he |
| 5642s | said it's a |
| 5644s | three it's a so it's a |
| 5648s | five gray hat sees he says all right |
| 5650s | bucko come over here let me give you |
| 5652s | hand and he gives you help so you have |
| 5654s | Advantage roll one more |
| 5657s | time not 20 |
| 5660s | baby it that's like your fourth one |
| 5664s | that's right so the helmet pops up my |
| 5668s | head grab the CA and I will eat three |
| 5672s | Kuba all right three you got four left |
| 5675s | all right I'll be honest those far are |
| 5677s | going to be for me |
| 5679s | so man I can go on a world tour after |
| 5683s | those and I will eat them thank you TL I |
| 5687s | love gushers all right okay then uh off |
| 5691s | we go on our way before someone uh |
| 5692s | stumbles Along on Mery Ben missfits |
| 5694s | couldn't agree more onward all right and |
| 5698s | you guys uh head back up the stairs |
| 5699s | towards your objective marker um as you |
| 5702s | walking um he pops open his like little |
| 5705s | uh case again reaches in um and grabs it |
| 5708s | almost looks like a human heart it's |
| 5710s | just like a big orange thing and he |
| 5712s | takes a big bite out of it and he says |
| 5714s | oh mid cardia SPS I can't leave home |
| 5716s | without him um what in the Queen's name |
| 5720s | is that oh you want to try one uh yeah |
| 5722s | they're they're a delicacy where I come |
| 5724s | from all right they come right off the |
| 5726s | mushroom trees looks metal mushrooms |
| 5729s | yeah yeah it's called a beautiful fungal |
| 5732s | Aroma I'm quite all right myself but |
| 5735s | thank you new all right all right new |
| 5738s | ice cone flavor you better believe it so |
| 5742s | you it's like funly yeah yeah yeah it |
| 5746s | smells mushroomy but it's like it's like |
| 5748s | a handheld fruit and you kind of can |
| 5749s | squeeze it out okay you can squeeze it |
| 5752s | on there |
| 5755s | and just like that we have another |
| 5757s | another flavor of uh snow |
| 5760s | cone what does she |
| 5762s | think it tastes like |
| 5765s | dirt it tastes so much like dirt it |
| 5768s | tastes like home is what it tastes like |
| 5770s | Mayo you live on dirt Planet what's |
| 5772s | going on well once you dig beneath all |
| 5774s | beneath all the snow it's uh it's nicely |
| 5776s | prever preserved underneath gives it a |
| 5779s | look and he's like this is this is the |
| 5781s | best thing I've ever had in my life can |
| 5782s | I keep this you can have it it's |
| 5784s | oh baby I was told to never eat yellow |
| 5786s | snow but this |
| 5788s | guy tell you whatever listen this is the |
| 5791s | best day in my life eats it all um |
| 5795s | delicious amazing okay cool I went too |
| 5798s | far ahead so you guys uh make your way |
| 5800s | back towards the objective where am |
| 5804s | I sorry it's all good oh no D um as you |
| 5809s | guys enter the room with your objective |
| 5810s | marker on it uh your eyes are |
| 5812s | immediately drawn to the window in front |
| 5814s | of you there it is the data terminal uh |
| 5817s | but before you can even think of how |
| 5819s | you're going to get in a great buzzing |
| 5821s | wall of Green Lasers sweeps in front of |
| 5823s | you there are at least two of these |
| 5825s | walls that you can see at the moment uh |
| 5826s | scanning each Corridor at the room at |
| 5828s | regular intervals to detect Intruders |
| 5830s | like yourself I'm going to set up our |
| 5832s | second map here mapap if we want to get |
| 5835s | a couple more donations in this would be |
| 5836s | a great |
| 5838s | time hello got some more donations for |
| 5841s | you tank tight we have |
| 5845s | sure all right uh Steven so |
| 5848s | dog7 $83 to the team always happy to |
| 5851s | support cancer research I've |
| 5853s | participated in extra life for 13 years |
| 5855s | now raising money for the same great |
| 5858s | cause see you at Tenon |
| 5860s | 2025 |
| 5863s | Yayo donated $10 and wrote maybe not |
| 5866s | much but a small brick to a greater goal |
| 5869s | thank you for all those years of your |
| 5871s | stories and gameplay silly space ninjas |
| 5873s | always in my heart yay abut every little |
| 5877s | bit counts thank you so much oh my gosh |
| 5880s | got it and actually we just got one one |
| 5883s | brand new donation in here uh Liam |
| 5885s | donated |
| 5886s | 6955 and said I'm endlessly proud of |
| 5889s | this community for not just reaching but |
| 5890s | crushing the goal Warframe has always |
| 5893s | been more than a game it's a family that |
| 5895s | lifts each other up here's to all of us |
| 5897s | lifting together for something that |
| 5898s | truly matters a thank you thank you |
| 5901s | you're so aming and with that we're |
| 5904s | getting close to our first giveaway goal |
| 5907s | at |
| 5909s | 136,000 what's that r no no it's 20 oh |
| 5912s | yeah right there we're going up we're |
| 5914s | going up so we're almost there we'll do |
| 5917s | two Platinum giveaways and we'll keep |
| 5919s | that counter going up for more giveaways |
| 5920s | and if we hit 136 we H we spin the wheel |
| 5923s | one more time and um Rus here is not |
| 5925s | allowed to touch it I couldn't agree |
| 5927s | more how much sorry uh |
| 5930s | 136,000 oh 136,000 so another 300 is |
| 5934s | dollars I will just warn you for Danny |
| 5936s | everyone else in this is going much |
| 5938s | longer than I thought it would so we |
| 5940s | might be here a while but I'm so excited |
| 5942s | exactly let's take our time and enjoy |
| 5944s | this absolutely uh thank you guys all so |
| 5946s | much for your donations so um on this |
| 5949s | map that I stole from ingame by going |
| 5952s | camera down deleting the ceiling and |
| 5953s | taking many screenshots and spping |
| 5955s | together so good um you guys come in |
| 5959s | through the door here you see that the |
| 5961s | uh data terminal you want right there um |
| 5963s | you've got a green sweeping wall right |
| 5965s | here okay another one going this way you |
| 5968s | guys you've played Warframe you know |
| 5969s | what room this is I have |
| 5971s | not uh you have a door into another room |
| 5974s | over here but you suspect the entrance |
| 5976s | is around the back all right well my |
| 5979s | rogue friend would you like to make the |
| 5980s | first attempt I would love to all right |
| 5983s | all right what you doing that's a great |
| 5987s | question uh so sorry so um we are |
| 5990s | looking to get into this yes area here |
| 5994s | okay and we have |
| 5997s | to what's in the surrounding area there |
| 6000s | is a sweeping green wall of lasers here |
| 6002s | okay that you think you could probably |
| 6004s | time it sweeping as in it's moving it's |
| 6006s | going oh I know that tells it like back |
| 6009s | my okay yeah okay absolutely uh and |
| 6013s | there's like a closed door over here and |
| 6015s | the hallway continues over this way okay |
| 6017s | okay closed door but I don't know if it |
| 6019s | can open um based on you've been through |
| 6023s | a couple doors in here before it's |
| 6024s | glowing green so you know that it's |
| 6025s | unlocked okay cool so my goal is to get |
| 6029s | through to the other side of the C I |
| 6030s | don't I can't see on the other side |
| 6031s | right though like I don't know what's on |
| 6033s | the other side no you you there's |
| 6034s | another laser that comes down this far |
| 6036s | so you know there's another one going |
| 6038s | this way right |
| 6040s | okay so I either make a running start at |
| 6044s | it there's no way there's no place for |
| 6046s | me to get up on or high no there are |
| 6050s | little gaps you can using your rogus |
| 6052s | skills you identify a little dead spot |
| 6054s | here so your first running would be to |
| 6056s | to here and then it would just be like a |
| 6058s | series of checks that you'd have to make |
| 6061s | so in that case then I'll move into that |
| 6063s | I'll got it I'll make a a I'll get down |
| 6066s | on like a little Crouch position to wait |
| 6068s | for the laser to pass by and then I will |
| 6071s | make my running go at that corner sick |
| 6074s | okay give me an acrobatics check |
| 6076s | acrobatics or Athletics your choice but |
| 6078s | I think it's going to be AC is plus |
| 6079s | eight right that's the one you want so I |
| 6081s | roll a 10 plus so 18 easy enough you uh |
| 6086s | kind of like jumping into a hopscotch uh |
| 6090s | like uh you know jump rope uh you time |
| 6092s | it you time it you go dashing into the |
| 6094s | corner nice Perfect all right now two |
| 6096s | laser walls buzzing right in front of |
| 6097s | your face oh God come on go all right I |
| 6102s | mean um okay so do I have another |
| 6106s | movement you have Athletics perhaps I |
| 6109s | do let's see well we're not an |
| 6111s | initiative right not an initiative yeah |
| 6113s | every |
| 6114s | yeah yeah yeah like there's no combat |
| 6115s | going on so like everyone can just wait |
| 6117s | for you to do your thing yeah okay so |
| 6119s | now that I've entered this hallway are |
| 6120s | these also other doors yeah so there's a |
| 6123s | little opening here this would be the |
| 6124s | next place you would run if you were to |
| 6125s | make it all right and does this laser |
| 6127s | Wall go all the way down this end of the |
| 6129s | hallway okay so perfect I have so much |
| 6132s | time to make my way to that first o |
| 6134s | would I have time to make my way all the |
| 6136s | way down to that corner I mean if you |
| 6139s | want to do it all in one run you can try |
| 6141s | it'll be it'll be a higher check I've |
| 6143s | got a big |
| 6146s | ego I mean inspiration gotta say you |
| 6150s | commit to your character I like that I |
| 6151s | appr I'm going to regret standing all |
| 6154s | right give me another one of them |
| 6154s | acrobatics |
| 6156s | checks we've got a |
| 6160s | 17 25 |
| 6163s | acrobatics with a beautiful little |
| 6165s | flourish Waits until the Laser's right |
| 6167s | here chases along behind it uh and |
| 6170s | succeeds two checks in one wow |
| 6173s | absolutely well done golf CL golf CL |
| 6177s | good job okay uh now that you're here |
| 6179s | can I get you to give me a perception |
| 6180s | check |
| 6181s | please what is my is my |
| 6184s | perception |
| 6186s | zero okay an 11 okay all right um so |
| 6192s | first of all obviously third and final |
| 6194s | laser wall crossing crossing back and |
| 6196s | forth that way your work is not done |
| 6197s | here yet um with a 11 you also notice |
| 6202s | that right here it does not seem to have |
| 6204s | seen you but there is a security |
| 6207s | camera that uh you will probably need to |
| 6209s | eliminate or Dodge if you want to okay |
| 6212s | remain undetected can I throw stuff at |
| 6215s | it absolutely you can throw stuff at it |
| 6218s | I'm still wearing my helmet |
| 6221s | right are you still wearing your helmet |
| 6223s | am I I think I am I think you are still |
| 6226s | wearing my helmet absolutely I can take |
| 6228s | I can I feel like I have two options |
| 6230s | here I can walk up and just pretend to |
| 6232s | be a corpus and hold the camera that I'm |
| 6234s | just a |
| 6234s | COR or I can take it off and throw it at |
| 6238s | the |
| 6239s | camera oh my God yeah gang what do we |
| 6243s | what are we feeling here um okay but I |
| 6245s | can also can I also like I can teleport |
| 6247s | strike onto it too you |
| 6249s | could that was an option that's so rad I |
| 6252s | mean technically I could but then i' be |
| 6254s | would I be if I land would I be then in |
| 6257s | front of the laser wall Pro I'd make you |
| 6260s | make another acrobatics check to like |
| 6262s | again time it and and try to land at in |
| 6265s | a safe |
| 6266s | place people are saying throw Helm |
| 6269s | impersonate for the laugh yeat the |
| 6271s | helmet avoid the lasers throw everyone |
| 6273s | wants me to throw they want you to throw |
| 6275s | they want me to throw I guess I can do |
| 6276s | it from a safe distance and I wouldn't |
| 6277s | be in the laser like I could pop out |
| 6279s | from this corner here mhm while this |
| 6283s | laser wall is back here throw my helmet |
| 6285s | and Tuck right back in sure okay |
| 6287s | absolutely so what would I need to what |
| 6290s | would that what would that be considered |
| 6291s | we'll say D20 Plus a three I don't know |
| 6294s | I'm just making up a number that's fine |
| 6296s | all right I roll a 13 that hits |
| 6302s | yep I would roll a uh you said plus |
| 6305s | three uh no yeah like plus so 16 and is |
| 6309s | your final roll and you're good you're |
| 6310s | good that's enough to hit it uh |
| 6312s | absolutely I won't even make you roll |
| 6313s | damage these things have just one hit |
| 6315s | point they're just easily taken out uh |
| 6317s | from this poor cameras perspective it |
| 6319s | sees like |
| 6323s | his helmet ciling absolutely cracks the |
| 6326s | screen and uh the lights turn off and |
| 6329s | the camera's been dealt with all right |
| 6331s | Superior all right all right so that |
| 6334s | takes care of the camera mhm now I'm |
| 6336s | seeing a set of stairs yes does is |
| 6339s | anyone else at this point or is everyone |
| 6341s | just confident that I can keep I'm |
| 6343s | keeping guard I'm keeping guard I can't |
| 6345s | fit through the |
| 6346s | hole can't the hallway that's the excuse |
| 6350s | I'm giving I would probably want to see |
| 6351s | what's in that room but okay yeah go for |
| 6354s | I'm I'm hanging out I the camera out go |
| 6356s | ahead and uh yeah would you like to make |
| 6358s | an acrobatic or Athletics check it's a |
| 6360s | lower amount cuz you don't have as as |
| 6361s | part too I don't but we'll do it |
| 6365s | anyway |
| 6367s | 19 one wow 20 I'm so skilled all right |
| 6375s | um Janet running down rumbling down the |
| 6378s | hallway gets in the door here yeah um so |
| 6381s | uh two things you notice in here okay uh |
| 6383s | you've got a terminal um with just a |
| 6385s | simple button on it you think it's it's |
| 6387s | simple enough for even you to use it uh |
| 6389s | but you don't know what it does okay um |
| 6392s | and also you find apology for the |
| 6395s | ruffling of papers uh two grenades |
| 6398s | grenades oo absolutely you can hold on |
| 6401s | to those and redistribute them at your |
| 6403s | leisure no one needs to know I found |
| 6405s | these not just get we have no knowledge |
| 6408s | cuz the door closed right back behind |
| 6410s | her keep yeah it's fine um |
| 6413s | so this terminal when the guys were |
| 6416s | hacking previously yeah in the initial |
| 6420s | is it like a similar kind of interface |
| 6422s | or is it just like a power button yeah |
| 6424s | pretty much just a power |
| 6429s | button I mean like they're going to have |
| 6431s | to turn the lasers off You' think right |
| 6434s | like if I wanted to turn the lasers off |
| 6435s | this has to be a button for it so I'm |
| 6437s | just going to hit that button all right |
| 6439s | as you suspect the first set of lasers |
| 6441s | here the First wall has turned off oh so |
| 6443s | everyone can move up a little bit I did |
| 6446s | it good job I also found some grenades |
| 6450s | um oh I found one grenade does someone |
| 6452s | want it can I have it what can I have |
| 6455s | it please you're going to give that to |
| 6457s | the guy who couldn't get that helmet off |
| 6460s | please I'm trying to decide if I throw |
| 6462s | it to you or not I'll I'll go over I'll |
| 6464s | totle over and I'll hand it to you oh I |
| 6465s | guess I can't hear what they're doing |
| 6467s | you idea what's going on all the way up |
| 6468s | there I will um take a peek within the |
| 6471s | safety of the longer lasered Zone see |
| 6474s | how our friend is doing move up you see |
| 6477s | uh she's way further down the hallway um |
| 6480s | yeah totally Color Me impressed poke |
| 6485s | forward I think I'll we at least I I |
| 6488s | won't speak for Don wickus but I'll move |
| 6490s | up all right |
| 6491s | yep and I'll I'll tell our great greyh |
| 6494s | Helm gry hat follows in toe absolutely |
| 6498s | wow honestly I I thought you'd fall flat |
| 6500s | on your face this is this is going quite |
| 6501s | well okay |
| 6504s | all right standing okay Danny look do |
| 6507s | you just stand in there I'm guarding the |
| 6509s | door taking a liking of this grenade I'm |
| 6511s | looking at it and and I kind of flick |
| 6513s | the little like pull tab thing and then |
| 6516s | put it in my pocket oh my god oh |
| 6519s | boy okay so I can kind of hear some |
| 6521s | clattering back down the hallway hoping |
| 6523s | that it's not some enemies making their |
| 6525s | way up but okay camera's gone yep |
| 6528s | there's a laser wall still lasers yep |
| 6530s | still lasers got take one more run at it |
| 6533s | is there like a a a separate little room |
| 6535s | in this back there is yeah yeah there is |
| 6537s | another little door that you can see out |
| 6539s | the back there H can I like yell down |
| 6541s | the hallway to see should I go check or |
| 6545s | should I just make my way to the |
| 6548s | center I think I might you know what I'm |
| 6550s | not sure what's on the other side so I'm |
| 6552s | just going to go down and make my way |
| 6553s | over to the oh I don't want a meta game |
| 6557s | but like I would probably be like |
| 6558s | there's probably buttons to turn off |
| 6560s | more lasers yeah I mean you did just go |
| 6562s | into a room and do that why you showed |
| 6564s | it down the hall I would that's a good |
| 6567s | point cuz I don't know what's in there |
| 6568s | and I don't want to be alone yeah I |
| 6570s | would probably I would she's yaps all |
| 6573s | the time she would tell you she' be like |
| 6575s | look for a button for it so we I can |
| 6577s | hear I can hear you screaming down the |
| 6578s | hallway listen you gave me a c of snow |
| 6581s | conb I got to trust your instincts here |
| 6583s | so okay so I will move to find some sort |
| 6587s | of a button Okay cool so you're trying |
| 6589s | to make it into that top uh top left |
| 6591s | room there give me another acrobatics |
| 6592s | check please |
| 6594s | acrobatics a 15 you're so good my oh my |
| 6598s | God so |
| 6600s | Nimble don't tell gray |
| 6603s | hat oh my |
| 6606s | goodness don't listen to me all right |
| 6610s | with Grace uh you slide around the |
| 6612s | corner and into this room uh and sure |
| 6614s | enough just like was described you see a |
| 6616s | button ready to be pressed do I need to |
| 6619s | roll the Press nope just press the |
| 6621s | button |
| 6623s | second set of lasers shuts off you can |
| 6625s | all TR Traverse this hallway all right |
| 6627s | come on team I follow everying up John |
| 6630s | wus as well I'm watching the door he's |
| 6632s | watching the door love that love that |
| 6635s | turn you away |
| 6636s | there all right goodness your job's not |
| 6640s | done yet all right you got one more |
| 6642s | laser wall to to to bypass here oh okay |
| 6644s | actually everyone Now give me a |
| 6646s | perception check |
| 6648s | now |
| 6650s | this I perceive an empty hallway uh 13 |
| 6656s | 18 18 just 13 for me okay cool um yeah |
| 6661s | 18 uh more than enough 14 works as well |
| 6664s | uh just about everyone now clocks that |
| 6667s | uh right above the stairwell um like |
| 6669s | this looks like it's locked and you |
| 6670s | would have to hack a thing to get in but |
| 6672s | just above the stairs you've got a hole |
| 6674s | in the ceiling like an extra vent um |
| 6677s | that you can probably shimmy up into and |
| 6679s | might be an alternate entrance how is |
| 6682s | the whole big up for a person yes it is |
| 6685s | maybe not John wickus |
| 6688s | but I give the side ey to my favorite |
| 6690s | rogish friend I am I growing up or is |
| 6693s | the cat growing |
| 6694s | up what is the cat going to |
| 6697s | do I mean what do you |
| 6701s | say I'm just |
| 6703s | saying what do you |
| 6706s | say oh meow |
| 6710s | no what do you want me to do I'm sorry |
| 6713s | wasn't listening I'm |
| 6715s | hungry then check out what's up there |
| 6717s | why why don't you okay uh he starts to |
| 6720s | you see he's going to run right at the |
| 6722s | lasers you anyone called to stop him oh |
| 6725s | stop |
| 6727s | stop okay he turns around and comes back |
| 6730s | you want me to dodge |
| 6731s | those yes okay uh oh wait did |
| 6737s | I so he's going to make one acrobatics |
| 6740s | check to try and Dodge the lasers and |
| 6741s | another acrobatics check to try and get |
| 6743s | up into the |
| 6746s | vent no uhoh uh he says all right here I |
| 6752s | go just immediately runs right into the |
| 6754s | wall Clips it tries to time it but just |
| 6757s | doesn't quite squeak by uh Unfortunately |
| 6760s | n Falls over oh no poor Kitty what and |
| 6765s | uh yeah the alarms have been activated |
| 6768s | she failed her her check to uh bypass |
| 6770s | the lasers unfortunately |
| 6773s | wait we have to save |
| 6775s | n uh yeah it doesn't do any damage it |
| 6778s | just knocks her over and sets off the |
| 6779s | alarms um but uh |
| 6783s | as as the uh alarms are raised you guys |
| 6786s | hear go over the sound speakers uh four |
| 6789s | moas pop out from various points around |
| 6792s | the Vault um interesting and I'm going |
| 6795s | to get everyone to roll in this sh oh my |
| 6796s | God dang it we're pretty close you guys |
| 6798s | I think we could do this |
| 6800s | five oh wait uh no |
| 6803s | N9 |
| 6805s | 21 N9 |
| 6808s | 14 uh sorry Z here uh more donations |
| 6811s | would be wonderful if we could get them |
| 6813s | one or two I'm so sorry chat I'm |
| 6814s | Sweating Bullets off you don't mind |
| 6817s | muting oh no not the whoop be cushion |
| 6820s | [Laughter] |
| 6824s | side oh yeah yes donations please would |
| 6828s | be |
| 6829s | great you guys busy over |
| 6831s | there while Zach is UNF farting um let's |
| 6835s | see we |
| 6837s | have |
| 6840s | um we do have a message from Dillan |
| 6843s | Brown saying new cosplay Danielle and |
| 6846s | then they're asking is this a new |
| 6848s | Warframe product that we can buy and |
| 6850s | play see your next Tel con this this is |
| 6852s | strictly fan-made I've I've home brewed |
| 6855s | a little bit here and there um you could |
| 6857s | say Dev made this guy this guy did it uh |
| 6861s | I could try and package it I didn't |
| 6863s | really have it quite ready to go but I |
| 6864s | could I don't know how we feel about |
| 6865s | releasing like fan products so we talk |
| 6869s | about yeah we we'll see what we can do |
| 6871s | we'll see what we can do no promises |
| 6872s | this was not the intention it just for |
| 6874s | the stream exactly oh my God we got a |
| 6877s | $150 donation yes we got a $150 donation |
| 6881s | from manic um to just primes and |
| 6885s | campaign um who's one of our creators |
| 6888s | and I guess they are telling them to |
| 6889s | delete their color warframes |
| 6893s | oh no P just pry has to delete their CER |
| 6896s | oh my god well you got to do it now but |
| 6898s | yeah we got a bunch of donations in |
| 6900s | without messages so thank you all so |
| 6903s | much for all those donations feel free |
| 6905s | to leave messages if you'd like you |
| 6907s | don't have to but it's always a pleasure |
| 6909s | to read uh what you have to say so thank |
| 6911s | you all thank you |
| 6915s | guys all right you guys uh you've been |
| 6918s | trained for this moment uh there was one |
| 6920s | very important thing your your leaders |
| 6922s | told you when they sent you on this |
| 6923s | Mission if the alarms go off you have 30 |
| 6926s | seconds to get in and get your data each |
| 6929s | round of combat is 6 seconds which means |
| 6931s | you have five rounds to make your way in |
| 6934s | and retrieve the data okay first up is |
| 6937s | CTI I'm running to that |
| 6939s | console uh which one the door the one by |
| 6942s | the door oh yes absolutely okay cool |
| 6944s | make it happen 1 2 3 4 5 six yeah that's |
| 6948s | close enough sure she I'm willing to |
| 6950s | dash uh the m oh the Moa yes you would |
| 6953s | have to run no no no that thank you you |
| 6956s | you would have to run by MOA are you |
| 6958s | okay with that I'll do whatever it takes |
| 6959s | to the glory of the Queens absolutely so |
| 6961s | uh let me just roll my MOA teack here uh |
| 6964s | does the 21 hit you oh God yes it sure |
| 6968s | do not the cat |
| 6972s | and five damage to you good thing I |
| 6976s | restored for Mo just bopping you in The |
| 6978s | Shins as you walk by I don't fear death |
| 6981s | um okay um |
| 6983s | so you're in front of the terminal the |
| 6985s | lasers have shut off um would you like |
| 6986s | to try a hacking check sure would to try |
| 6989s | and make your way in all right give it a |
| 6991s | roll that's a 17 I haven't added any |
| 6994s | plus stuff oh my God I think that's |
| 6996s | going to be enough what is it |
| 6999s | outstanding seems like it would be t uh |
| 7002s | there's it's a little further down uh |
| 7004s | yeah it's about in the middle under |
| 7006s | medicine how about that yeah I repl |
| 7008s | matri Arana because you |
| 7010s | know all right what's the bonus on that |
| 7012s | two two just enough all right my God |
| 7017s | just channeling the power of the Queens |
| 7019s | uh runs up boop boop boop boop boop |
| 7021s | starts popping on the the terminal and |
| 7023s | before you know it the lights turn green |
| 7024s | the doors pop open well done that was a |
| 7027s | hard check you barely made it wow it's |
| 7031s | going to be okay |
| 7033s | n uh all right that's your movement your |
| 7035s | action uh any bonus action before n turn |
| 7037s | or um I next I just want to get in there |
| 7040s | so okay that was all your movement so |
| 7041s | you can't get any further okay and N |
| 7044s | yeah go ahead is running in there all |
| 7046s | right so uh it's going to spend half of |
| 7047s | its movement to stand up quite all right |
| 7050s | uh because you tank the hit from this |
| 7051s | guy he does not get another opportunity |
| 7053s | attack uh half of his movement would get |
| 7056s | him there right in front of the Other M |
| 7058s | oh nice nice okay okay sick uh let's see |
| 7062s | here oh wait if it's not taking an |
| 7064s | action it could use that to keep running |
| 7067s | yeah the king wants to get as close to |
| 7068s | the objective as possible okay would it |
| 7070s | take another hit from this MOA in the it |
| 7073s | probably wouldn't move that way would it |
| 7074s | if it wasn't going to stop there sorry |
| 7077s | or is the door here or is it here the |
| 7079s | door is here oh yeah yeah yeah okay not |
| 7083s | worth the hit we'll wait okay cool it's |
| 7085s | not like cats can hack anyways so sorry |
| 7087s | oh can can I claw it um yes yes you |
| 7090s | absolutely can mean uh yeah we got a we |
| 7092s | got a thing to talk about here we just |
| 7094s | got a $300 donation from Sebastian and I |
| 7097s | don't know I didn't see the last name |
| 7099s | but Sebastian thank you $300 which means |
| 7103s | we get to roll the have we have two |
| 7106s | Platinum prizes to do and we have to |
| 7108s | spin the wheel not the |
| 7111s | time except for Zach except yeah Z okay |
| 7116s | what do we want to do okay we're going |
| 7117s | to do platinum and |
| 7120s | then all right who's going to win a th |
| 7122s | Platinum crazy |
| 7126s | m481 wow congratulations to you please |
| 7129s | whisper the Warframe channel that you're |
| 7130s | on right now with your in-game Alias the |
| 7131s | platform you playing and we will hook |
| 7133s | you up congratulations we'll run it one |
| 7135s | more time thank you for all your donos |
| 7138s | everybody oh my goodness chipping away |
| 7141s | all right right smack it's actually good |
| 7144s | we get a break here |
| 7145s | I'm posture with a three posture |
| 7149s | congratulations congratulations yeah |
| 7151s | posture check Che everyone saying |
| 7155s | hydrated here we all gotd check yeah |
| 7158s | please uh whisper your in-game Alias and |
| 7161s | the platform you playing on on this |
| 7162s | channel here and we will hook you up |
| 7163s | with your thousand Platinum congrats and |
| 7165s | now it's wheel time all right let me |
| 7166s | roll this back a little bit so you can |
| 7168s | get it in front all right |
| 7171s | no here we go watch watch me here we go |
| 7173s | please please oh sweet not again my God |
| 7177s | oh my God oh my God I mean that's still |
| 7178s | not a good |
| 7180s | one oh this is bad okay um so as uh nen |
| 7185s | runs up to the stairs she doesn't notice |
| 7188s | that on the stairs is an electric Arc |
| 7190s | trap that she steps on |
| 7194s | it all right so both you and N cuz it |
| 7197s | has a little radial blast and I'll get |
| 7198s | this MOA to do it too give me a a |
| 7201s | dexterity check please for both for both |
| 7203s | of you okay exterity is |
| 7206s | okay 18 for ctil |
| 7213s | okay oh 23 for nen okay um all three of |
| 7217s | you save and I I rolled quite low so uh |
| 7219s | two damage to each of you not bad D it |
| 7223s | was four out to two because you both |
| 7225s | saved little electric jolt to keep you |
| 7228s | alive here my gosh let's see and the Moa |
| 7232s | took two from that as well Beauty okay |
| 7236s | um you were going to attack with n was |
| 7238s | was the next you were about to do yes |
| 7239s | let's |
| 7240s | go that's a 17 before stuff absolutely |
| 7243s | had hits roll damage all right that's a |
| 7247s | four four did four damage four damage |
| 7251s | absolutely uh between the electricity |
| 7253s | and the cat actually the cat was it kind |
| 7256s | of ran down the hallway and attacked uh |
| 7258s | so I'll say that's a pounce uh so it |
| 7261s | tries to pin the Moa we'll see if it |
| 7263s | makes a strength check it surely doesn't |
| 7266s | so nen barring down the hallway after |
| 7269s | standing up knows that it just let the |
| 7271s | team down and wants to kind of redeem |
| 7273s | itself pounces on this MOA pins it down |
| 7277s | and because of that gets an extra bite |
| 7280s | attack and not just that because it's on |
| 7282s | the the ground it has |
| 7286s | Advantage okay well I'm glad cuz that |
| 7289s | was a six here we |
| 7290s | go o 22 beautiful all right roll damage |
| 7294s | on the on the bite there on the bite |
| 7295s | that is 1 D6 one6 plus two uh four just |
| 7300s | enough yeah wow this moment get shoted |
| 7304s | is kind of buzzing and then a cat comes |
| 7306s | and uh puts it out of its misery there |
| 7309s | all right one more down three to go o |
| 7312s | beautiful great turn for |
| 7314s | Nik nicely done I did it I did it |
| 7322s | mommy outstanding um okay next up is |
| 7325s | John wias he all right uh so far you got |
| 7328s | a situation me and my infinite genius |
| 7331s | and wisdom stayed at the door which |
| 7333s | means I see both enemies on my side a |
| 7337s | smile grows on my face pull out my ghoul |
| 7340s | saww rev It Up ready for battle I will |
| 7342s | move move to this Mo you got it you got |
| 7344s | it all right am I behind the Moa and do |
| 7346s | I get any uh no it's a straight up roll |
| 7348s | uh you don't get any Rogue BS just uh |
| 7352s | try why am I catching Str yeah I'm an |
| 7354s | I'm an honest fighter okay no |
| 7359s | 25 all right one thing roll a D20 and |
| 7362s | add add your five I think it is for |
| 7364s | intact okay uh |
| 7367s | 25 okay maybe you do get to spin the |
| 7370s | wheel outstanding so give me two |
| 7373s | D12 of damage all right so we have an |
| 7378s | 11 and a five all right 16 plus how much |
| 7383s | three it's a 19 19 |
| 7386s | damage get my this thing evaporates |
| 7389s | absolute absolute with absolute surgical |
| 7392s | Precision goes for one knee the other |
| 7394s | knee and then chops it in half |
| 7396s | absolutely just |
| 7397s | quadrics holy right through the whole |
| 7400s | thing that's right and then I say my own |
| 7402s | like a |
| 7406s | superhero sweet all right and I will not |
| 7409s | be taking any others you have more |
| 7412s | movement right you want to keep uh yeah |
| 7413s | you can move another 10 ft or so I do |
| 7415s | have a bonus |
| 7417s | movement met well I can maybe ask a |
| 7419s | question if this person moves can they |
| 7421s | reach me right now they can yes yeah you |
| 7425s | could run out of the range |
| 7427s | though you could run up to them I'm |
| 7430s | going to make sure that my teammates are |
| 7431s | okay I'm going to get on my bloody |
| 7434s | ghoul cut the mo again in half as I ride |
| 7437s | over it and ride around the corner just |
| 7439s | a little bit for incredible yep that |
| 7441s | that's just exactly how far you get |
| 7443s | awesome just you almost don't even stop |
| 7445s | running you just kind of swoosh swo |
| 7447s | swoosh and do a big spin move so cool |
| 7449s | and uh yeah jump on dig it into the |
| 7452s | ground forward all right |
| 7455s | outstanding well done John |
| 7458s | next Redemption okay so the only thing |
| 7461s | sitting in my way is that MOA corre is |
| 7464s | that um tunnel that um uh Kitty went |
| 7468s | into bot went into yes is that still |
| 7471s | open and available um oh oh he didn't |
| 7474s | she didn't even get the chance to but |
| 7475s | yes it is it is still I guess I don't |
| 7477s | know where it goes you also see that the |
| 7478s | door is open now right so I could not be |
| 7482s | stupid in just I mean you can do it |
| 7484s | anyway so what you want yeah um all |
| 7487s | right well listen here I think what I'm |
| 7490s | gonna do yeah I'm going to go in there I |
| 7493s | want to see what's up all right all |
| 7495s | right uh I think you can safely run past |
| 7496s | this MOA because it's already done an |
| 7498s | opportunity |
| 7499s | attack John O wicus Okay uh so that's |
| 7503s | your regular movement uh use bonus |
| 7505s | action to dash to keep running yes okay |
| 7508s | so that you can get about there perfect |
| 7512s | okay |
| 7513s | so what do I observe in the room um yeah |
| 7517s | you see your objective marker pointing |
| 7519s | right at the data terminal right there |
| 7521s | delicious big uh open uh core in the |
| 7523s | middle of the room with lots of tech um |
| 7526s | but you've got a little a little data |
| 7528s | pad kind of like a little Jack in that |
| 7529s | they gave you little little USB drive |
| 7531s | let's say just to plug in and kind of |
| 7534s | extract the data you still have to do a |
| 7535s | little work at the terminal but uh yeah |
| 7538s | uh not much in this room other than that |
| 7539s | what's your hacking my hacking um it's |
| 7542s | just I can disarm no what is your |
| 7544s | hacking so under medicine let's say it's |
| 7547s | like the halfway down the list of skills |
| 7550s | I have zero hacking okay so I was the |
| 7552s | hacker yeah I have zero hacking also |
| 7554s | this USB that does everyone yeah |
| 7557s | everyone has like to help them you know |
| 7559s | get through this specific Corpus uh |
| 7561s | terminal I I feel like I want gry hat in |
| 7563s | the room I feelc got to real Initiative |
| 7566s | for grey hat oh there there go L about |
| 7569s | gr he's our favorite guy I totally would |
| 7571s | have gone right before you so we'll have |
| 7572s | him go after you okay okay okay I'm I |
| 7574s | think I'm I'm not feeling confident |
| 7576s | enough even |
| 7578s | though yeah I think I'll just leave it |
| 7580s | there okay great hat turn yeah yeah yeah |
| 7583s | let's let's go to gry hat uh he says |
| 7585s | wait you guys didn't give me a |
| 7588s | weapon no I well I had the Prova I |
| 7592s | forgot to |
| 7597s | ask um yeah movement uh he can do his |
| 7601s | action to get in the room too perfect um |
| 7604s | he yeah cool just leave him there he's |
| 7607s | not going to be fighting anybody with |
| 7609s | his fist okay uh next up is uh J Jan it |
| 7614s | Janet oh I know I'm the one who's |
| 7616s | supposed to be hacking aren't I oh jeez |
| 7619s | okay this guy's already hit |
| 7625s | someone sweating he's |
| 7628s | sweating sorry I thank you for repeating |
| 7630s | that |
| 7633s | louder she is not thinking properly um |
| 7638s | I'm just going to run like I this is |
| 7641s | yeah so I'm just going to action and |
| 7644s | dash what I me okay so 60 ft of movement |
| 7647s | yeah 10 20 30 40 50 I'm going no I'm |
| 7651s | going to go like right to the terminal |
| 7652s | yep you you're right there you're right |
| 7654s | there you use your action to get in here |
| 7655s | but uh is a bonus action can I hand to |
| 7657s | my Prova uh yeah sure yeah I'll take my |
| 7661s | Prov out a I love me a good beating |
| 7663s | stick um beautiful I'm not going to ask |
| 7667s | continue it's |
| 7669s | my not everything I say is kinky come on |
| 7675s | first impressions of |
| 7678s | everything all right uh at the end of |
| 7680s | the turn here rolled quite poorly the |
| 7682s | moas get to uh get a little bit of |
| 7684s | Revenge here so we're definitely going |
| 7686s | to get one going 10 20 30 can see John |
| 7689s | wickus down the hall uh and will they |
| 7692s | attack CTI or nikin in the |
| 7694s | hall uh it's going to be uh n yeah dang |
| 7697s | it n than you so much oh my goodness all |
| 7700s | right attack against John wicus does an |
| 7702s | 18 hit you sir it do it's okay the M |
| 7706s | don't hurt as much they only do three |
| 7708s | damage to you I'll take three damage and |
| 7710s | does a six Hit N N's all good oh my gosh |
| 7716s | good for you your V bills were looking a |
| 7718s | little crazy for a |
| 7720s | second it's going to move up a little |
| 7722s | bit to get a closer shot next time um |
| 7724s | and that's all the M are going to do so |
| 7727s | round two uh though you guys are are |
| 7729s | well on your way to getting your job |
| 7730s | done here CTI your first um I will also |
| 7734s | run up to the terminal okie dokie wait |
| 7737s | no I lied I'm just going to blast that |
| 7740s | poy |
| 7742s | dokie um 11 that's D20 oh my gosh so |
| 7747s | sorry no I'm glad honestly that could |
| 7749s | have been that's a worse |
| 7752s | R I should have ignored it no one can |
| 7755s | see I thank you my junior rules lawyer I |
| 7758s | appreciate that I got a nine legally |
| 7760s | nine does not |
| 7762s | un well then it's once again on n's |
| 7765s | shoulders poor thing n is going to line |
| 7769s | up well I think they're already lined up |
| 7771s | exactly straight right a little bonus so |
| 7773s | if you're going for a pounce they need |
| 7774s | to have a 20 foot run so if you want she |
| 7777s | can kind of get down in a in a feral |
| 7779s | stance pleas of back |
| 7785s | please 15 plus okay great hit you're |
| 7791s | good nice and so now we're going to bite |
| 7794s | which is a |
| 7797s | D6 five plus seven that's a seven on the |
| 7802s | bite you bet that's uh not quite enough |
| 7804s | to take it down but uh you know she goes |
| 7806s | a little a little feral she kind of |
| 7808s | Claws and takes off a little bit of the |
| 7809s | armor plating and cuts a little cord |
| 7811s | it's still standing but uh yeah also uh |
| 7814s | okay so it's going to try and Tackle |
| 7816s | which means I need to make a strength |
| 7817s | check which it fails gets knocked over |
| 7821s | you get another B attack |
| 7824s | oh just bowling over like crazy that's |
| 7827s | an 18 it's with Advantage rolling |
| 7829s | that'll hit but roll again to see if you |
| 7830s | get 20 he need a |
| 7833s | 20 |
| 7835s | outstanding |
| 7836s | outstanding double your damage dice so |
| 7838s | roll two of whatever she normally does |
| 7840s | oh my gosh that's a four plus three I |
| 7845s | some tea leaves for you to be later |
| 7849s | s you got and then that's plus two 4 3 |
| 7852s | two that's that's more than enough this |
| 7854s | MOA goes down finishes it off in in one |
| 7857s | Fell Swoop and |
| 7862s | bite out a metal rod and starts just |
| 7864s | Ning on it like a bone does get Tre |
| 7868s | that's good treats I have treats do we |
| 7869s | have |
| 7870s | treats I would like to give wait later |
| 7873s | okay |
| 7875s | midd so excited |
| 7879s | treats a yay she looks says mommy oh my |
| 7884s | God she hurt treats she look okay |
| 7889s | R she say Mommy I like fighting with |
| 7892s | you it's my greatest joy in |
| 7895s | life all right sick awesome um okay do |
| 7898s | you want to take any you didn't take any |
| 7899s | movement as ctil would you like to move |
| 7901s | anywhere I'll move into the room with |
| 7902s | everyone now that the fighting's done |
| 7903s | you got it you got it all right I'll put |
| 7905s | you right there cool thanks for keeping |
| 7907s | all this up to date Ronnie we appreciate |
| 7909s | you thank you shout out to Ronnie who's |
| 7913s | who's updating the digital board |
| 7916s | here hope that's helping everyone keep |
| 7919s | Ronnie incredible okay next up |
| 7923s | uh John wias all right uh I notice a mo |
| 7928s | is approaching behind me Oho I see |
| 7930s | you're approaching |
| 7932s | me so I turn around and run to him |
| 7935s | absolutely oh absolutely ready okay give |
| 7939s | it a good old roll you got one of those |
| 7942s | crits in you let's see I've been rolling |
| 7944s | 20s so it's time to roll a |
| 7947s | nine all right I jinxed it is it it'll |
| 7950s | be a 14 14 is enough to hit so go ahead |
| 7953s | and roll your damage |
| 7955s | okay another nine and we'll make that 12 |
| 7959s | uh yeah that's that's enough to |
| 7962s | just absolutely oh yeah you want to take |
| 7965s | any part of this home as a |
| 7966s | souvenir just a graveyard of MOA Parts |
| 7969s | here oh my gosh I love that I I laugh |
| 7973s | evily as I kill two Mo but I realized |
| 7975s | the empty echo of the hallway means my |
| 7976s | friends are gone so I say guys and then |
| 7980s | I use my bonus action and I move closer |
| 7984s | to the yeah uh you probably get about |
| 7986s | there yeah absolutely sick nice very |
| 7991s | nice nice |
| 7993s | nice and hey speaking of Australian |
| 7996s | accents it's gry Hat's |
| 7997s | turn gray hat he says all right so you |
| 8001s | want what's in here right mind if I take |
| 8003s | a crack at it please do uh all right he |
| 8006s | doesn't have the special thingy you have |
| 8008s | so it's going to be a little harder for |
| 8009s | him but there's a chance there's a |
| 8011s | chance a chance um |
| 8014s | yeah uh doesn't |
| 8018s | quite he uh is checking under the the |
| 8021s | keyboard for like did they leave a |
| 8022s | password here just doing stuff that like |
| 8026s | he doesn't actually know much about |
| 8027s | hacking he's just trying to make it work |
| 8028s | cuz he wants to impress trying |
| 8030s | absolutely um uh all right I'm going to |
| 8033s | stand off to the side that's about as |
| 8035s | helpful as I can |
| 8038s | be next up is Granny G all right well |
| 8043s | attack all right I'm going to feel I'm G |
| 8045s | I'm going to brush myself off and feel a |
| 8046s | little bit more confident here all right |
| 8049s | I'm pleather armor claded so what else |
| 8051s | could go wrong um okay so I walk up to |
| 8055s | the terminal okay and I guess do I have |
| 8060s | to to roll a hacking check so You' got |
| 8063s | you've got a hacking skill down there |
| 8064s | just roll a D20 |
| 8066s | okay |
| 8068s | 19 19 will do it uh absolutely uh as all |
| 8072s | of her friends flank her and kind of |
| 8074s | just shout out tips uh right to the |
| 8079s | right Granny G uh jams the USB and types |
| 8083s | a bit on the keyboard and and before you |
| 8085s | know it my guys you've |
| 8087s | accomplished you've accomplished your |
| 8089s | mission absolutely |
| 8092s | now we got to go all right and there's |
| 8094s | no enemies left perfect okay and I a bre |
| 8098s | that's the time I tree time haa snacks |
| 8102s | haa snack haa snack for n every all |
| 8105s | right yeah so everyone uh thank you so |
| 8107s | much for hanging out with us so far we |
| 8109s | know this is running a little longer |
| 8110s | than schedule but we're just going to |
| 8111s | take a quick little break just a little |
| 8113s | 10 minute 15 minute refresher I don't |
| 8115s | know what plan is uh but when we get |
| 8117s | back we're going to see if our heroes |
| 8118s | can make it to extraction safely and if |
| 8120s | uh anyone will be standing in their way |
| 8122s | uhoh okay we will be back we're going to |
| 8125s | go to a standby screen while we run to |
| 8127s | the bathroom desperately um get more |
| 8130s | drinks and just have a moment here for |
| 8133s | uh but thank you so much for watching |
| 8135s | we'll be back don't go anywhere the |
| 8136s | drops will still continue while the |
| 8137s | standby screen is live so we'll see you |
| 8140s | in a little bit okay you got it bye bye |
| 8151s | all the pl in the |
| 8155s | world change the way I feel about you |
| 8159s | girl I got |
| 8161s | this I |
| 8163s | [Music] |
| 8166s | got |
| 8168s | awake are you |
| 8171s | awake are you |
| 8173s | awake are you awake |
| 8176s | [Music] |
| 8183s | [Music] |
| 8187s | the I |
| 8190s | see I got |
| 8192s | this I got |
| 8197s | a I don't want to SLE I want to the be |
| 8207s | yeah wait till my fingers bed |
| 8213s | I'm no |
| 8215s | feeling I don't want |
| 8217s | to I want |
| 8222s | [Music] |
| 8239s | tow IW |
| 8243s | [Music] |
| 8249s | [Music] |
| 8259s | I got |
| 8260s | this I got |
| 8268s | a ination |
| 8277s | [Music] |
| 8284s | you are |
| 8293s | needed |
| 8295s | up you are need it is time |
| 8299s | [Music] |
| 8306s | it is |
| 8307s | [Music] |
| 8319s | time something's happening |
| 8321s | [Music] |
| 8351s | up Focus find the power in time |
| 8362s | [Music] |
| 8366s | hey dreamers we are up and ready |
| 8372s | to there just is no holding you are |
| 8380s | back hey |
| 8382s | dream check your and keep the gas t |
| 8394s | dream |
| 8396s | your |
| 8399s | [Music] |
| 8407s | and Dre |
| 8413s | [Music] |
| 8442s | dream dream dream |
| 8445s | [Music] |
| 8467s | [Music] |
| 8486s | [Music] |
| 8494s | you |
| 8498s | [Music] |
| 8508s | are time |
| 8531s | what are you curious |
| 8534s | about |
| 8536s | curious |
| 8538s | intriguing excellent excellent Excell |
| 8541s | data |
| 8543s | curious |
| 8545s | intriguing |
| 8548s | excellent data |
| 8551s | curious |
| 8553s | intriguing |
| 8555s | excellent |
| 8558s | data |
| 8563s | ing data |
| 8572s | [Music] |
| 8585s | no |
| 8588s | [Music] |
| 8609s | let your curiosity guide |
| 8612s | you as it does my every |
| 8616s | thought do you hear that |
| 8619s | music please disregard my tangent I |
| 8623s | require |
| 8624s | more |
| 8626s | Curious |
| 8628s | intriguing excellent |
| 8631s | data |
| 8633s | curious |
| 8635s | intriguing |
| 8639s | excellent |
| 8641s | curious |
| 8643s | intriguing |
| 8648s | excellent |
| 8653s | ing data |
| 8665s | [Music] |
| 8676s | no |
| 8678s | [Music] |
| 8691s | see |
| 8694s | [Music] |
| 8704s | [Music] |
| 8711s | [Music] |
| 8724s | [Music] |
| 8737s | [Music] |
| 8753s | [Music] |
| 8756s | [Applause] |
| 8768s | [Music] |
| 8782s | [Applause] |
| 8783s | [Music] |
| 8796s | [Applause] |
| 8797s | [Music] |
| 8874s | [Music] |
| 8916s | what was that is it |
| 8919s | talking what you |
| 8925s | say she always much fun |
| 8928s | [Music] |
| 8956s | what you say |
| 8962s | [Music] |
| 8980s | United |
| 8985s | [Music] |
| 9007s | the abysmal production was puzzling me |
| 9010s | until I realized maybe it's a lack of |
| 9013s | positive |
| 9015s | reinforcement no problem maggots |
| 9023s | remember is a fuel of so we have to keep |
| 9027s | work you don't want to see me unhappy do |
| 9032s | [Music] |
| 9041s | you hello hello welcome back I'm being |
| 9044s | strangled by my microphone right now um |
| 9047s | M on mics on mics mics on mics on mics |
| 9050s | um yes welcome back okay we're gonna |
| 9052s | continue our |
| 9053s | adventure um I do want to just remind |
| 9056s | everybody that when we hit um |
| 9060s | 137 we're going to do a seag goth Prime |
| 9062s | access giveaway and we spin the |
| 9065s | wheel oh 138 uh oh actually no 138 my |
| 9069s | bad my bad 138 and at 137 we will spin |
| 9073s | theel the wheel to determine Our Fate |
| 9075s | which we're about to get so I'm I'm |
| 9079s | going to make a call here and say we'll |
| 9080s | spin the wheel at 500 1365 as well just |
| 9083s | to you know keep things interesting here |
| 9085s | at the end a little versatility um oh |
| 9088s | yeah so last we left our heroes um they |
| 9090s | had just successfully extract extracted |
| 9092s | the data from the uh spy Vault uh and |
| 9094s | their HUD on their markers had changed |
| 9097s | from an objective to an extraction |
| 9099s | marker um it's pointing you guys back |
| 9101s | out of the room okay I'm so |
| 9106s | sorry but I couldn't stop in time |
| 9110s | apparently we got double audio too it's |
| 9113s | the because okay okay I'll I'll sit back |
| 9115s | a little I'll sit forward I'll sit |
| 9117s | forward there we go W John wicus you got |
| 9121s | allergies what right I'm allergic to |
| 9124s | being so awesome okay buddy [ __ ] man all |
| 9128s | right extraction straight to the |
| 9130s | extraction point we must dally I got a |
| 9134s | show to get to y'all and grad says I |
| 9136s | gotta find my teleporter and get the |
| 9138s | heck out of here um big lady where are |
| 9141s | you I'd love another chance to you um so |
| 9144s | all right you |
| 9146s | guys you guys head your way back uh out |
| 9148s | of uh the Spy Vault make your way back |
| 9150s | down the hallway that um gry hat was |
| 9152s | originally imprisoned in uh and enter an |
| 9155s | enormous chamber knowing that your |
| 9158s | extraction is right ahead of you but |
| 9160s | before you lies an enormous room with a |
| 9162s | gigantic triangular structure this |
| 9164s | pyramid once again has the statue of a |
| 9166s | man Golden Arm outstretched as if he's |
| 9168s | welcoming you to his personal Temple |
| 9170s | uh the path around the structure has an |
| 9172s | excessive number of walkways and |
| 9173s | staircases making you wonder what it's |
| 9175s | doing in the middle of a medical |
| 9177s | spaceship uh in taking in the spectacle |
| 9179s | of it all you don't immediately realize |
| 9181s | that you're not alone and if we could |
| 9183s | bring in our special guest right now |
| 9185s | special guest wait special guest special |
| 9187s | guest wait what what hello may uh she's |
| 9192s | getting her costume ready please don't |
| 9194s | wait what is why are people doing |
| 9195s | exclamation point ticket in chat that |
| 9197s | doesn't do anything guys are just |
| 9199s | spamming for f TI it to the special |
| 9201s | guest special guest I can't see who is |
| 9204s | our special guest that's why you're |
| 9207s | over |
| 9212s | no oh my God oh my come on into frame |
| 9223s | here hello re |
| 9232s | thank you for being |
| 9233s | here oh my God amazing um I'm going to |
| 9239s | hand the hot seat off to U Miss Rebecca |
| 9241s | for who's going to stand in for our |
| 9244s | final boss fight here we uh my God we |
| 9247s | had originally planned to have uh de |
| 9250s | Megan our wonderful Boss run this |
| 9251s | encounter but she ran into some |
| 9252s | technical difficulties uh and wasn't |
| 9254s | able to make it today Megan we have you |
| 9255s | on our hearts Meg uh thank you so much |
| 9258s | for helping us set this all up |
| 9261s | are you |
| 9262s | putting I will balance audio in a second |
| 9264s | you're putting I'm so sorry if it's loud |
| 9266s | guys I'm so sorry I'll stay back you |
| 9267s | stay with me yeah I'm I'm just standing |
| 9269s | back here I'm your your Corpus adviser |
| 9271s | here you got it ADV I'll take the |
| 9274s | clipboard you can go there you've got a |
| 9276s | pencil you've got some |
| 9277s | dice we have a joker as a game master |
| 9281s | you're going to keep the this is |
| 9284s | creative it looks so funny |
| 9290s | oh my God |
| 9298s | you keeping the cardboard on is a choice |
| 9301s | absolutely all |
| 9305s | right all right all right simmer down |
| 9307s | simmer |
| 9309s | down before you stands an imposingly |
| 9312s | tall woman clad in a high tech jumpsuit |
| 9314s | of some kind and and she's looking right |
| 9318s | at you expectantly and next or is some |
| 9320s | sort of dog thing you've never seen |
| 9323s | anything like it but there's a glowing |
| 9325s | helmet on the front oh uh uh oh did you |
| 9330s | like dialogue to read or you just got to |
| 9332s | wing |
| 9336s | it well this is not something you see |
| 9339s | every day doing a bit of Smash and grab |
| 9341s | eh well that just won't do I mean I was |
| 9345s | waiting here for someone else but I |
| 9346s | suppose I could use a warm-up sick hound |
| 9350s | all right |
| 9351s | every oh my goodness this is why is she |
| 9354s | from |
| 9358s | Savannah I rolled a uh 15 21 13 14 uh |
| 9366s | 19 it's the Joker baby I'm the Joker |
| 9369s | baby Jer |
| 9372s | baby this Joker |
| 9375s | too I'm the Joker |
| 9377s | baby all right so you got to roll your |
| 9380s | Initiative for the hound and for the um |
| 9383s | for yourself uh Hound initiative coming |
| 9385s | in hot at 16 plus any Dex modifier which |
| 9388s | I'm not sure if uh you've got plus two |
| 9390s | so that's 18 okay and for the sister |
| 9394s | herself 13 no modifier I can see uh uh |
| 9399s | yeah plus one so that's yeah okay cool |
| 9401s | got it first up is uh Cal as I uh put |
| 9404s | the I should probably put the game |
| 9405s | pieces on the board where did I put |
| 9406s | those oh they're right here yeah you |
| 9407s | want to go ahead and place yourself in |
| 9409s | that little hallway to the right there |
| 9411s | uh and uh I'll I'll place your pieces |
| 9413s | here red my name's |
| 9416s | sister my name |
| 9419s | is sister to you I'm just going to reach |
| 9422s | in here apologies everyone oh there |
| 9426s | special so tall secret Debbie art |
| 9428s | unlocked our boy oh yeah gr Hat's there |
| 9431s | as well absolutely gr hat there goodness |
| 9433s | you gave him a weapon is this your girl |
| 9435s | gray hat I thought I locked you up long |
| 9438s | ago |
| 9440s | why did you get out of your restraints |
| 9442s | pretty |
| 9443s | boy he says hold up I think our |
| 9446s | objective has changed |
| 9448s | here he's polishing up the the Chrome on |
| 9450s | his helmet and he's getting ready |
| 9453s | licking back his imaginary eyebrows um |
| 9456s | all right first up is Cal okay I'm am |
| 9459s | going to I'm |
| 9461s | actually I want to blast both of them |
| 9463s | with my ignis oh so I'm going to get |
| 9466s | myself in range I might even be in range |
| 9468s | or am I moving too sure yeah yeah I |
| 9471s | think you can probably move up and get |
| 9472s | everyone clean and range wait before I |
| 9474s | do that I cast Queen's Mark to get an |
| 9478s | additional D6 of weapon on my weapon |
| 9481s | attack all right are you casting on the |
| 9485s | sister or the Hound |
| 9488s | oh the Sister Sister it is Hun mark on |
| 9492s | the |
| 9494s | sister all right uh if you'd like to |
| 9496s | move uh I'm going to depend on you for |
| 9499s | moving pieces here uh Danny uh move C up |
| 9502s | into the yep right there's good okay |
| 9504s | great and give it a roll for an attack a |
| 9507s | 10 plus 16 16 will hit both of them all |
| 9512s | right roll your damage |
| 9514s | D6 that's a |
| 9517s | five |
| 9519s | um seven seven damage and an additional |
| 9523s | one yes uh oh yes against uh the sister |
| 9526s | y yes corre and six okay wow whole six |
| 9530s | oh my gosh taking a good chunk out of |
| 9532s | the sister right away oh my Lord |
| 9535s | outstanding oh it's |
| 9539s | F uh yes uh the battle ready odometric |
| 9542s | Golem extra yappy Edition extra |
| 9546s | ya no |
| 9552s | my outstanding um great uh and what's |
| 9555s | nikin going to be doing oh nikin is |
| 9557s | going to pounce on the Hound okay go for |
| 9560s | it so we're directly in line there here |
| 9562s | we |
| 9563s | go that's 7 + 4 we've got we've got an |
| 9568s | 11 oh sorry go ahead that's to no dogs |
| 9571s | always win against |
| 9573s | cats now it's personal the's coming n's |
| 9576s | coming absolutely standing sturdy on its |
| 9579s | legs cuz this this Hound is probably |
| 9581s | three times as large as n like it's a |
| 9583s | it's a big boy we're going to get him n |
| 9585s | absolutely David versus Goliath Vibes um |
| 9588s | all right let's move on to |
| 9590s | Janet oh God I forgotten my accent cuz |
| 9594s | hers is really good okay okay we're back |
| 9597s | I think get my drinks and stuff out of |
| 9599s | the way oh is this your |
| 9601s | girl talk is this is this am I like |
| 9605s | what's going on it's okay listen I'm I |
| 9608s | didn't yuck your |
| 9610s | yum should we take her down or should we |
| 9613s | try to find this different resolution to |
| 9615s | this situation is what I'm saying she |
| 9617s | had a chance I would like to just get |
| 9619s | hold at this point and she's got my |
| 9621s | teleporter that's fair |
| 9623s | enough fair enough fair enough |
| 9627s | okay what do I want to do I don't know I |
| 9630s | want to get close to this woman |
| 9632s | but stay behind me I could stay behind |
| 9635s | you uh music R oh we just can't hear it |
| 9639s | yeah we can't hear it okay |
| 9641s | um |
| 9644s | okay sorry it's hard you guys might have |
| 9646s | to move yourself a little bit stoping |
| 9649s | you bch calm down 2 3 4 5 6 I have to |
| 9654s | move up so |
| 9656s | far all right I don't really like this |
| 9659s | rodad uh do you mind moving me to there |
| 9662s | where are you oh there you are who |
| 9664s | knows right there's push it so they can |
| 9667s | see who I am from the side yeah um I'm |
| 9670s | going to use blinding wait I just had it |
| 9673s | blind binding ice okay which is a burst |
| 9677s | of cone cold energy from 30 |
| 9680s | you got it all right so |
| 9683s | her needs to Ru a constitution saving |
| 9686s | throw yep for both your hound and your |
| 9688s | sister con saving throw conve here we go |
| 9692s | 13 plus one I think based on the |
| 9695s | modifier it's a 14 for me and for my |
| 9699s | dog 14 flat no bonus God damn it so you |
| 9704s | take half two 3d8 uh what's an eight |
| 9707s | can't count it looks like two little |
| 9709s | diamonds |
| 9714s | sister please sister please uh two come |
| 9719s | on now six together seven seven total |
| 9724s | seven half right rounded now so three |
| 9727s | damage to each should um and then I'm |
| 9729s | going to move back cuz I got I only |
| 9732s | used cuz I was there yeah I only used |
| 9735s | like I'm going to go right back where I |
| 9737s | was wa right right back okay like no |
| 9739s | behind you behind yeah I'm going stand |
| 9740s | in the |
| 9741s | front although maybe I'll go up a little |
| 9745s | bit to there cuz I oh extra sayfe yeah |
| 9748s | tucked away yeah yeah yeah okay that's |
| 9750s | it that's my turn awesome all right uh |
| 9752s | if you're done there next up is the |
| 9754s | hounds |
| 9762s | oh dog okay what is he saying |
| 9770s | work on |
| 9772s | electon surprisingly yes it translates |
| 9774s | but all you hear is Bor Bor |
| 9778s | Bor it's a dog eat cat world out there |
| 9782s | boogy get that cat |
| 9785s | down bie is going to melee strike that |
| 9788s | dang |
| 9789s | cat he got A plus five to hit oh no oh |
| 9794s | and two |
| 9797s | damn oh damn it |
| 9800s | oh all right locked in a fierce battle |
| 9804s | eight legs of Fury entangled in combat |
| 9807s | here neither can get the upper hand um |
| 9810s | all right any any movement or uh AC or |
| 9812s | anything uh no boy you stay right there |
| 9815s | protect your |
| 9816s | mama she's gearing up for real fista |
| 9819s | cuffs against these Gren |
| 9824s | preschoolers um amazing okay uh Gren and |
| 9827s | G oh okay first of all this arena is |
| 9831s | looking like a great place to do a show |
| 9833s | so maybe I'll take it over after we're |
| 9835s | done so true so true um okay so I want |
| 9839s | to get this dog out of here so am I too |
| 9843s | far to do a can I teleport straight you |
| 9846s | sure can yeah absolutely so I'll check |
| 9848s | to for that sure yeah do you want to |
| 9850s | like teleport behind it and the sisters |
| 9852s | like I think that's the only area on the |
| 9853s | walkway I think yeah I think because |
| 9855s | it's all obstructed yep you can poof |
| 9857s | yourself there and do a Teleport strike |
| 9858s | okay here we go |
| 9860s | uh 19 19 will hit the |
| 9864s | Hound come on doggy all right and then |
| 9868s | uh teleport strike is a 6 D6 which is |
| 9873s | this guy here 6 |
| 9876s | D6 |
| 9880s | 66 no I roll a six plus okay so I've got |
| 9884s | 10 okay um since there are also allies |
| 9888s | uh within 5 ft you get sneak attack |
| 9890s | damage so Roll Another 26 this dog is |
| 9892s | never going to see |
| 9897s | this |
| 9899s | 66 okay so oh uh oh for is it a another |
| 9905s | six extra 2d6 yes okay two two two I got |
| 9910s | a two and a three so 10 + 55 there you |
| 9914s | go is that right I think so bogey is |
| 9917s | immediately taking some hits here no |
| 9920s | uh |
| 9921s | just and just kind of uh slowly melting |
| 9924s | down as he goes a little down on one leg |
| 9927s | um yeah all right I feel bad |
| 9931s | though uh all right uh we have one more |
| 9933s | turn before the the sister rolls around |
| 9935s | if uh I don't know if you want to |
| 9937s | interject here at all Reb or if I'm I |
| 9939s | can't believe it I just don't know what |
| 9941s | I'm thinking about these grineer taking |
| 9943s | me down probos would have me kill like |
| 9947s | ah I'm going to just put a stop to this |
| 9950s | right |
| 9952s | now so the sister's going to use her |
| 9954s | legendary |
| 9956s | action to uh interject at the end of |
| 9958s | Gren and G's turn would you like to take |
| 9960s | some sort of attacker spell here I'm |
| 9962s | going to use wood and Halo all that |
| 9965s | pretty little thing n |
| 9970s | you you know all right he's dead she |
| 9975s | s I killed |
| 9977s | him she she swings a keyboard out from |
| 9980s | her very functioning backpack you're |
| 9982s | kind of jealous uh Janet uh up comes a |
| 9986s | little circling uh Halo of protective |
| 9988s | energy uh encasing her body and giving |
| 9990s | her a good boost of Health there 15 |
| 9993s | temporary H points D that's intense yeah |
| 9997s | it's intense all right uh great uh John |
| 10001s | wias okay uh John wicus revs up his |
| 10005s | ghoul saww ready for a fight but |
| 10006s | remembers a grenade |
| 10009s | he got from the last room there's no |
| 10011s | friendly fire right there's no Friendly |
| 10013s | Fire you can you can position it exactly |
| 10015s | where you want to it's that they'll have |
| 10016s | to make a dexterity save so so I can |
| 10018s | move and throw you can move and throw |
| 10020s | yeah move up and pull out the grenade I |
| 10023s | I twist it which I assume is the |
| 10025s | mechanism start beeping I throw it right |
| 10028s | in between right actually at Gren and |
| 10030s | G's feet and I Y cover |
| 10034s | yourself all right re could you give me |
| 10036s | a deck save for both you and the Hound |
| 10038s | oh |
| 10040s | last natural |
| 10046s | 20 bogey bogey move faster 13 plus four |
| 10051s | at least three I think that's enough |
| 10052s | it's a 12 yeah yeah all right so roll |
| 10054s | your 2d6 and it'll do half that damage |
| 10056s | to both of them oh man roll ones two two |
| 10061s | two damage to each of you wow |
| 10065s | half uh it was four damage H so so it's |
| 10068s | two |
| 10069s | Fizzles it was a defect didn't work |
| 10072s | that's why you don't trust grineer |
| 10074s | engineering that's true I get you there |
| 10078s | was that a corpus grenade a corpus |
| 10079s | grenade is that your own your own it's |
| 10082s | your own Tech sister you're not supposed |
| 10085s | to be smart |
| 10089s | should |
| 10091s | incredible John W do you diding any sort |
| 10094s | of bonus action yes I would like to can |
| 10098s | I squeeze or is it full I think it's a |
| 10101s | little full that walkway is pretty |
| 10105s | jam-packed oh man yeah okay I will have |
| 10109s | I'll say if you want to try and like get |
| 10111s | on the railing you can do a dexterity |
| 10113s | can I grind on my ghoul saww on the |
| 10114s | railing Tony Hawk Pro |
| 10118s | Skater it's going to be it's going to be |
| 10121s | an Athletics or acrobatics deck okay I'm |
| 10123s | going to do that absolutely and then I |
| 10126s | just |
| 10127s | roll for acrobatic or Athletics um |
| 10131s | whichever you choose whichever you |
| 10132s | prefer whatever's better Athletics cuz |
| 10134s | that's plus five good thinking and |
| 10136s | that's a |
| 10138s | 19 that's uh that's enough absolutely um |
| 10143s | here I am doing everything I can right |
| 10146s | the sister you need to you can't be in |
| 10148s | the same thing so you got to be like on |
| 10150s | the stairs here I think right all right |
| 10151s | and you were just moving up right yes |
| 10154s | okay which is a bonus action and then |
| 10156s | I'm assuming can I use this action surge |
| 10158s | as an extra action uh the action surge |
| 10161s | is a bonus action to activate so you |
| 10164s | have to say that I just say what |
| 10166s | up sick awesome all right sister time oh |
| 10171s | no oh lined up for me like flies on a |
| 10176s | trap spectral scream oh all right the |
| 10180s | sister rears her head back and breathe a |
| 10184s | column of fire um so it's a cone uh who |
| 10188s | are you you hit you're hitting the three |
| 10190s | of them in front of you or that's right |
| 10192s | all right so we got C the and Gren and |
| 10195s | gri oh my God uh I believe it's going to |
| 10197s | be de DC throw deck save yep deck save |
| 10201s | yep DC 13 you're trying to beat 13 |
| 10204s | you're trying to beat yep oh |
| 10206s | Lord a DEX 11 wait and this is |
| 10212s | dexterity yeah uh yes I like it that's |
| 10216s | okay yeah there we go have R right I |
| 10218s | don't have to roll you don't have to |
| 10219s | roll now well that is a 15 on N okay |
| 10224s | great okay so CTI fails the other two |
| 10226s | succeed all right so would you like to |
| 10228s | roll damage on that three D6 here we go |
| 10230s | oh boy four plus five plus three so 12 |
| 10237s | 12 12 if you failed six if you passed I |
| 10240s | have five HP left for the glory of the |
| 10243s | queen oh my God Queens oh |
| 10246s | boy okay uh I see in chat it does not |
| 10250s | hit boy we're playing Warframe rules no |
| 10252s | Friendly Fire it's a freefor all of |
| 10255s | spells uh all right uh are you going to |
| 10257s | take any movements or anything extra |
| 10258s | here or well tell me |
| 10261s | parvos but of course if I move do I |
| 10264s | initiate an attack of opportunity with |
| 10266s | that John Wick disc beside me uh you |
| 10268s | could stay locked in with like you could |
| 10270s | just circle around it um but you also |
| 10273s | have um I already did an action yeah |
| 10276s | you've done a spell this turn by |
| 10279s | yeah yeah yeah so you would have to take |
| 10281s | an opportunity huh I'll I'll risk it I'm |
| 10284s | going to go 30 ft back okay um I also |
| 10288s | should say on the pyramid uh since it's |
| 10290s | a slop slippery surface that's |
| 10292s | considered rough terrain so you move |
| 10294s | half speed if you're going up the |
| 10296s | pyramid so I'm going up uh would you |
| 10298s | like to go up or go on the 15t up 15t up |
| 10301s | y so right about there she ascends to |
| 10303s | the top of the pyramid as a as a sight |
| 10306s | of worship and uh she is she is the one |
| 10309s | deserving of your warship uh John wickus |
| 10311s | would you like to take a D20 and cuz you |
| 10313s | get a free attack at her as she leaves |
| 10314s | your radius what about gr and G gr and |
| 10316s | Gary also gets it that's intense 18 18 |
| 10320s | hits all right so roll your damage |
| 10322s | coming for that top spot damage |
| 10325s | y |
| 10327s | 11 uh yep 11 |
| 10331s | damage they hurt yeah I did more damage |
| 10334s | than the |
| 10335s | grenade is that plus your whatever does |
| 10339s | it yeah you get the bonus oh so so then |
| 10346s | 14 so you you uh attack into the Waring |
| 10350s | Halo uh and it's still there but it's |
| 10352s | much more faded you have to kind of |
| 10353s | squint to see it at this point you've |
| 10355s | almost worn through that thing |
| 10356s | immediately all right here we |
| 10359s | go uh what is that 19 19 oh |
| 10365s | God all |
| 10367s | right um am is this just like a regular |
| 10370s | dagger strike regular attack yep okay so |
| 10373s | I need my this one eight I believe yep |
| 10378s | eight uh not a six a six another six |
| 10381s | damage okay the the warden Halo Pops in |
| 10385s | a fiery burst uh to cover her Escape ah |
| 10389s | oh Escape well well well the luck of |
| 10391s | paros once |
| 10395s | again thank you for being here r |
| 10399s | who's |
| 10401s | rip we've lost her I'm a joker |
| 10408s | baby so good good oh my God I almost |
| 10411s | forgot it's gray hat during |
| 10415s | every he |
| 10417s | says you broke my heart now I'm going to |
| 10420s | have to break your legs I'm |
| 10423s | sorry and he's following the the path of |
| 10426s | his uh friend um uh John wickus tries to |
| 10430s | balance up on the rails let's see how he |
| 10433s | does no way I've got a D20 |
| 10436s | here uh H uh-oh he uh takes a little |
| 10441s | tumble oh no and falls into the uh under |
| 10447s | walkway section uh |
| 10451s | below right |
| 10453s | here I'm fine I love the sound effect |
| 10457s | you guys do you think oh my God is he |
| 10460s | just laying on the |
| 10462s | floor |
| 10465s | ow oh my God he tried God bless him um |
| 10468s | okay back up to the top of the order |
| 10469s | ctil okay um I shall once again use my |
| 10474s | ignis let's be |
| 10476s | real ooh am I in range at this time I |
| 10479s | probably just have to get a little |
| 10480s | closer here I can blast up toward the |
| 10484s | sister who was my target yeah there's |
| 10485s | not really a place to stand where you |
| 10487s | can line it up that Hound's going |
| 10490s | down going |
| 10494s | down 16 16 hits and that's going to |
| 10499s | be plus two oh that's only a three but |
| 10502s | you know wait oh he's Tak on by a thre |
| 10507s | boy he goes Bor Bor Bor hot hot hot hot |
| 10510s | hot hot |
| 10512s | hot are the sensors fried what's going |
| 10515s | on all right Bogey's Bogie's looking |
| 10517s | pretty rough but Lu this sister can make |
| 10520s | another copy let's be clear this is not |
| 10521s | the end for bogy Bogie's going to be |
| 10523s | okay she's got plenty of those robot |
| 10526s | hounds um all right uh anything for for |
| 10530s | n yeah n's going too nen is also going |
| 10534s | to take a little swipey swipe and by |
| 10536s | that I mean a bitey bite okay at uh this |
| 10540s | out okay got it 13 17 17 hits no and |
| 10545s | that is a |
| 10546s | D6 it's only four oh that's enough to |
| 10550s | send him to the robot scrap |
| 10555s | y all right bogy uh standing uh in front |
| 10558s | of uh her his master uh protecting her |
| 10562s | to her his final breath yeah yeah yeah |
| 10566s | uh it goes up in a fiery smoke ball uh |
| 10569s | yeah you guys you guys are halfway there |
| 10572s | bonus action to give a haa snack |
| 10575s | to abolutely you good job snack |
| 10580s | awesome no this can't be now you're |
| 10584s | going to see my real angry |
| 10587s | face no no I actually what else is you |
| 10592s | have in store jump in here I keep done |
| 10595s | you go ahead all right Janet |
| 10599s | Janet oh I see our scorched friend is |
| 10604s | having a really tough time and I |
| 10606s | remember I have this uh Health rest |
| 10611s | so it says I can use a full action use |
| 10612s | on others can I use like a bonus action |
| 10614s | to like slide it into a hand and make a |
| 10616s | lose it later yeah really oh you're so |
| 10619s | kind skety ask all right so can someone |
| 10623s | move me right up behind there like yeah |
| 10626s | here you go that's in your I knew I |
| 10628s | liked you Janet cuz I give you things I |
| 10631s | knew it's a transactional relationship |
| 10634s | for the Queens for the Queens for the |
| 10638s | Queens |
| 10639s | so this all right action for you yeah |
| 10642s | yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| 10643s | yeah 30 ft how far away are |
| 10647s | you it's okay I'm not moving three maybe |
| 10651s | I do have to |
| 10653s | move it's so hard to see I'm sorry yeah |
| 10657s | you can like move through allies you |
| 10659s | just get try see how far away she is I |
| 10661s | think she's just at the edge of 30 so I |
| 10662s | got to move forward |
| 10664s | unfortunately um I don't even know if I |
| 10667s | can move |
| 10671s | cleared the Hound for you you did clear |
| 10673s | the Hound all right I'll use ice knife |
| 10675s | ice knife absolutely take some of that |
| 10678s | coalescing ice and make it into a Shard |
| 10681s | and just bling it at |
| 10683s | her right roll |
| 10685s | the on a h right right right right right |
| 10688s | okay 10 + 5 that'll do it 15 |
| 10696s | hit you have to m |
| 10699s | so you do a certain amount of damage on |
| 10700s | the knife itself and then and then she |
| 10702s | makes a deck save to see if the the |
| 10703s | radial blast does full or half |
| 10706s | damage so deck save for you red there |
| 10709s | that's that's enough yeah so you |
| 10713s | take four |
| 10715s | damage and then you save on your decks |
| 10717s | okay perfect |
| 10719s | yeah that's my that's damage that'ss |
| 10723s | damage and I'm going to move a little |
| 10724s | bit helps I'm going to back as a |
| 10726s | legendary action I smite the B for |
| 10728s | attacking |
| 10730s | me and you bring ice to a firefight |
| 10733s | Firebolt |
| 10735s | thater witch oh okay bro all right so |
| 10739s | before you dip back in into uh cover |
| 10741s | here uh you can go ahead and roll to to |
| 10743s | head on with the fireball |
| 10745s | 18 going to hit you |
| 10748s | [ __ ] just kid you can hit me you can |
| 10751s | hit me that's fine Max |
| 10754s | damage 10 that was 10 fire damage from |
| 10759s | precisely plac Firebolt how how are you |
| 10761s | holding up how are you holding up no I'm |
| 10762s | fine so that's - 2 plus- 8 so it's 16 |
| 10764s | okay okie dokie all right um a fierce |
| 10769s | exchange of blows between our two |
| 10772s | spellcasters uh Hound is down so it's |
| 10774s | back to grenan all right I'm like |
| 10776s | dodging bullets here right in the way of |
| 10779s | dodging teammates too knives ice pics |
| 10783s | and everything all right um okay Hound |
| 10785s | is down gry hat is down um he's fine |
| 10789s | he's fine things are looking rough |
| 10791s | things are looking a little rough um all |
| 10794s | right so how is our sister looking like |
| 10798s | what kind of damage has she taken this |
| 10800s | far you want to like just roughly please |
| 10804s | tell me she's breathing heavy she's |
| 10806s | sweat good that's what I like to hear |
| 10809s | okay all right perfect um I'm going to |
| 10811s | sing the lullabi of pain here oh |
| 10816s | my excuse me |
| 10820s | um yeah I'm going to turn my microphone |
| 10822s | very loud and I'm also going to Danny |
| 10826s | let's hear it no I'm on voice rest you |
| 10831s | have a show later have a big show later |
| 10832s | I get it I get it you're a |
| 10835s | hack the only on who bu tickets to your |
| 10838s | shows are clones of you gosh D circus |
| 10841s | act oh my God I'm getting clocked here |
| 10844s | oh my god well okay now now com out AR |
| 10849s | all right I'm going to yeah I'm just |
| 10851s | going to teleport strike cuz I'm right |
| 10853s | in the line right can I teleport up yeah |
| 10857s | yeah um I'm going to teleport behind the |
| 10860s | sister sure to attack a little |
| 10862s | backstabby stabby abely all right let's |
| 10864s | see just a regular attack no sneak |
| 10866s | attack |
| 10867s | 12 nice track kiddo oh |
| 10873s | no so good don't tell me that's your |
| 10876s | choreography |
| 10881s | unfortunately it |
| 10882s | is there's still time gr and J there's |
| 10886s | still time can I like stumble my way |
| 10888s | back up did I slide all the way down on |
| 10891s | this attempt it just didn't hit me |
| 10892s | didn't hit you I'm still up there oh I |
| 10895s | yeah you moved all the way up up there |
| 10897s | stage boy okay that's intense can I can |
| 10899s | I do my um uh uh is there a chance for |
| 10903s | my bonus here y y You' got an off hand |
| 10905s | strike still I don't think you use your |
| 10906s | bonus action getting up there no all |
| 10908s | right here |
| 10910s | go is that a six no that's a yeah that's |
| 10913s | a |
| 10914s | six wait wait wait okay I I don't know |
| 10916s | what it was I think it was a six I think |
| 10918s | I messed it up to or near if it's a |
| 10920s | single digit it's not going to |
| 10925s | happen oh my God my choreography my |
| 10928s | intelligence is all on the fire right |
| 10929s | now I I moved it I moved it I budged it |
| 10933s | nothing's H if it's a six or a nine it |
| 10934s | doesn't matter my mistake all right well |
| 10939s | I fail miserably maybe I won't maybe |
| 10941s | I'll just cancel the whole |
| 10943s | tour don't let the Corpus convince you |
| 10946s | of that and G the gineer needs your |
| 10948s | music do they it's the queen yes right |
| 10953s | the queen that's what I'm do Que the |
| 10955s | Queens come on everyone I am their G you |
| 10958s | fool you beside me as a legendary action |
| 10962s | Prova strike all |
| 10965s | right I don't like those provas |
| 10969s | 15 oh does that hit does that |
| 10972s | hit uh yeah it hit if it beats it beats |
| 10976s | yeah is 14 |
| 10978s | yeah strike all right ouch ouch ouch |
| 10981s | ouch I get two attacks here with one |
| 10983s | action I think uh yeah yeah make it |
| 10985s | happen all right 2 plus four two is four |
| 10989s | for the first well uh you got to roll to |
| 10991s | hit the second time oh two two two ATT |
| 10993s | okay so one comes through for four and |
| 10996s | that's not going to hit so don't look |
| 11001s | that amazing all right uh a a fierce |
| 11004s | combat battle after trading spell she |
| 11007s | turns around and does uh battle with her |
| 11010s | uh her Prova against your two daggers |
| 11012s | and uh it's quite the spectacle honestly |
| 11014s | you're all pretty inspired just standing |
| 11015s | in the walkway around at them up on this |
| 11018s | beautiful uh pyramid stage amazing uh |
| 11022s | John wickus what you |
| 11024s | got all right I'm going to because you |
| 11027s | said it's half |
| 11028s | yeah so yeah it'll be 15 feet if you're |
| 11030s | moving on the I'm going to get on my |
| 11032s | ghoul saw rev it up to Max and ride all |
| 11036s | the way up right beside hly [ __ ] sister |
| 11040s | okay uh to the right or like you know |
| 11042s | like where I am at that works too I'll |
| 11044s | move my not necessarily just side can't |
| 11048s | be in the it's okay in like I one of |
| 11051s | those yeah yeah that's and we're going |
| 11053s | to do what I don't usually do and I'm |
| 11055s | going to swing my ghoul |
| 11059s | he does one thing and he does it very |
| 11060s | well oh no |
| 11061s | eights maybe he doesn't do it as well as |
| 11064s | he |
| 11064s | should all that would be 13 yeah |
| 11069s | 13 oh man not quite swinging a |
| 11072s | [Music] |
| 11074s | Miss it's okay everyone for the Queens |
| 11077s | for the Queens don't let |
| 11080s | yourself keep going okay all right I can |
| 11085s | hang out with the mic Z was something |
| 11086s | you were going to do last turn that you |
| 11088s | could do this turn you even if I've used |
| 11089s | my my saw ride um oh I think you can get |
| 11092s | up there without the saw ride oh I |
| 11094s | didn't need to use it yeah you didn't |
| 11095s | need to use I |
| 11097s | you something a premonition comes into |
| 11100s | my mind I go oh my God I have a surge of |
| 11103s | energy uh as soon as I hear uh my |
| 11106s | teammate Y for the queens and I use one |
| 11108s | extra action which is swinging my ghoul |
| 11110s | saww again again I rev it up again and I |
| 11115s | roll an 11 oh so this is a 15 or a six |
| 11122s | uhoh you damn |
| 11126s | ghoul all right and that is a |
| 11131s | nine n damage how you |
| 11134s | looking P get me out of |
| 11139s | here all right well it is your turn it's |
| 11142s | up to you if you want to retreat or go |
| 11144s | down in a blaze of glory here I'm going |
| 11146s | to stay there okay all right it's the |
| 11149s | sister's move what's what's she going to |
| 11150s | do first thing evasive denial teleport |
| 11154s | 30 ft away to an unoccupied |
| 11157s | space whoa should to the top of bonus |
| 11160s | action teleport avoids attacks of |
| 11162s | opportunity so where where you going |
| 11163s | here top of the pyramid parvos get me |
| 11166s | out of here we moving like back you're |
| 11168s | actually at the top now so it's like |
| 11170s | down do you want to go like here |
| 11174s | yeah yeah all right and then do ie |
| 11179s | H if you want you could just teleport |
| 11181s | and Escape oh if you think she you would |
| 11184s | want would save your life over uh trying |
| 11186s | to take down these these common grineer |
| 11189s | I got to give them one last dose of |
| 11190s | Firebolt but I don't know if I can see |
| 11192s | anyone from this angle can I you can see |
| 11194s | the two that are on top of the pyramid |
| 11196s | yeah hey hey grandon yes yes |
| 11201s | ma'am |
| 11205s | die fire oh my God all right one more |
| 11210s | Firebolt to hit here we go yeah you got |
| 11212s | to roll to hit oh |
| 11218s | no about to start singing girl to start |
| 11222s | singing that's it alive I think that's |
| 11225s | all you got that's all I got okay all |
| 11227s | right I'm |
| 11229s | sweating the sister has retreated to uh |
| 11232s | block your uh exit there where your |
| 11234s | object your extraction is marked uh uh |
| 11238s | as you're all so wrapped up in combat |
| 11240s | you forget uh gry hat stands up |
| 11243s | and mechanical robot body is just kind |
| 11246s | of oh oh I wasn't made for |
| 11250s | this he's going to just uh he he knows |
| 11254s | that combat's mostly done so he's just |
| 11255s | going to kind of run around like over |
| 11257s | here uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh |
| 11260s | little further on the on the other side |
| 11262s | yeah yeah yeah yeah like there that's |
| 11263s | about as far as he could get go on gry |
| 11265s | hat throw something at your EGS |
| 11269s | this is your |
| 11270s | moment we could have had something |
| 11273s | special there's still time you made of |
| 11277s | nothing but scrap parts |
| 11280s | please you don't even have a reserve |
| 11285s | battery and need need |
| 11287s | one oh my God I may be a mechanical man |
| 11291s | but I have a real beating hot my you |
| 11294s | broken it you just broken it and um he's |
| 11297s | going to throw was proving at you why |
| 11299s | not he's just going to Chuck It come on |
| 11302s | gr hat come on |
| 11304s | buddy um does a uh 14 hit a for if it |
| 11309s | meets it beats that |
| 11311s | hits so um my God as you hurl uh insults |
| 11316s | vicious mockery at him you see a a Prova |
| 11320s | come flying and |
| 11321s | just Foy on the head four oh wait it's |
| 11326s | not one of those it's one of these six |
| 11328s | damage oh that's the |
| 11335s | end |
| 11337s | gr |
| 11343s | yeah of course the DM would killed how |
| 11346s | do I want to do this exactly yeah yeah |
| 11348s | yeah someone also just donated |
| 11351s | 678 my |
| 11353s | God thank you so much thank you so much |
| 11357s | oh my God |
| 11359s | incredible SP the wheel first before I |
| 11361s | marri last year I don't know if it's |
| 11363s | going to matter but you want to take |
| 11367s | Redemption we also have to give away SE |
| 11369s | golf Prime yo was that |
| 11375s | 138 I should have never |
| 11380s | sorry sorry I messed it up again it's 1 |
| 11383s | lucky to evul oh my God all right we |
| 11387s | actually get to |
| 11388s | cuz we said at uh 136 500 and 13 may I |
| 11394s | SP again no no no no no no just go are |
| 11399s | you kidding me we're letting him roll |
| 11401s | again oh my God the worst that could |
| 11403s | happen the wheel of |
| 11408s | chaos this |
| 11413s | to your wheel permissions are being |
| 11415s | revoked again so sorry |
| 11418s | I tried to tell he had to roll four |
| 11420s | times oh my god oh disadvantage amazing |
| 11426s | um so as the Prova comes flying up |
| 11429s | hitting the sister in the forehead she |
| 11431s | goes stumbling back falling off the |
| 11434s | walkway uh tumbling down and as she hits |
| 11437s | the ground her emergency teleport uh |
| 11440s | teleports her out to safety um and she's |
| 11443s | back somewhere completely off this ship |
| 11445s | and safe um yeah you have successfully |
| 11448s | defeated the |
| 11451s | sister y incredible thanks to gr hat re |
| 11455s | thank you so |
| 11457s | much this is the best I was watching uh |
| 11460s | my desk and I was very excited very very |
| 11463s | cool oh my |
| 11465s | God thank you for having me thank for |
| 11468s | outstanding gray hat that's the guy I'll |
| 11472s | never forget |
| 11474s | you enemies to lovers baby true that's |
| 11478s | why she surv |
| 11481s | exct oh good job Connor Newman the |
| 11484s | actual go thank you Conor all right well |
| 11487s | we'll wrap up here nice and quick I know |
| 11489s | we're over time here but thank you guys |
| 11491s | so much oh my |
| 11495s | goodness the king got knocked off yeah |
| 11498s | I'm going I'm going got I'll just stand |
| 11500s | in the background thank you so I'd also |
| 11502s | just like to say I don't think we've |
| 11503s | shown the beautiful Health restore art I |
| 11506s | don't know if we can cut to that camera |
| 11507s | to show oh just little all players love |
| 11510s | handouts you know you got to do |
| 11511s | something look at |
| 11513s | that is there a reason I didn't get one |
| 11515s | of those |
| 11518s | you amazing um so uh any closing |
| 11523s | words uh gry hat says well I suppose I |
| 11527s | should say something inspirational here |
| 11529s | and he rolls a Charisma check at Super |
| 11532s | disadvantage oh |
| 11534s | no no RZ |
| 11538s | 15 13 where could be learned it's okay |
| 11542s | gr um let's get out of here you |
| 11546s | know listen we all we're friends we did |
| 11550s | it |
| 11552s | amazing amazing hey we bring glory to |
| 11555s | the Queens man Queens glory to whoever |
| 11558s | they are that's great okay my kind of |
| 11560s | guy he goes over and retrieves his |
| 11562s | teleporter that got left behind by the |
| 11564s | teleport and says well I well I guess |
| 11565s | this is my stop so uh |
| 11568s | it's been a real honor if you ever want |
| 11569s | to come byy to Fortuna tell them gry hat |
| 11571s | sent you uh cold lady uh if you want to |
| 11575s | come bring make some more those snow |
| 11576s | cones we would love to have you yeah I |
| 11579s | have |
| 11580s | ating you got over your ex so |
| 11585s | fast wouldn't you like have you tried |
| 11587s | one of these I had the Koopa one earlier |
| 11590s | wait to tell the Corpus that you sent us |
| 11592s | grineer to visit Fortuna it'll be fine |
| 11595s | it'll be fine it'll be fine I'm sure |
| 11596s | I'll be welcome the Open Arms from every |
| 11599s | everyone who there um all right and and |
| 11602s | with his uh coolant snow cone in hand uh |
| 11604s | he teleports out and you guys head off |
| 11606s | to extraction |
| 11608s | y let's see here I've got I've got a |
| 11610s | little closing monologue here that I |
| 11611s | threw on the ground let me pick it up we |
| 11613s | just wait what how did we just hit that |
| 11617s | 140 what no that's not |
| 11621s | right who just donated all that guys |
| 11624s | donation |
| 11625s | team what what just happened what's |
| 11628s | going |
| 11630s | on we got a $33,600 donation from |
| 11636s | y say thank you to e all the streamers |
| 11639s | and the community for such tremendous |
| 11641s | support towards conquering cancer in our |
| 11643s | lifetime we all live together thank you |
| 11646s | thank you so much abely okay Inc also |
| 11650s | while I'm here I have a little note from |
| 11652s | our merch team they say the individual |
| 11655s | orders floops are now sold |
| 11658s | out and if someone still wants one they |
| 11660s | can still order one with the collection |
| 11663s | there you go thank you you guys are |
| 11666s | incredible thank you so |
| 11667s | much we have some giveaways to do then |
| 11670s | now that we've hit let do it up before I |
| 11671s | wrap this up go for it um SE golf Prime |
| 11674s | access yes let's run it thank you y oh |
| 11678s | my gosh thank you everyone donating |
| 11680s | thank you for |
| 11683s | watching and is your are you okay Conor |
| 11686s | yeah all right SE go Prime access going |
| 11688s | to one of you guys watching in chat say |
| 11691s | thank you yato everybody War Buster |
| 11696s | warcore congratulations to you you w SE |
| 11698s | goth Prim axis please whisper the |
| 11699s | warfame channel that you're on right now |
| 11700s | with your ingame alas the platform you |
| 11702s | play on and we will hook you up with |
| 11704s | your winnings my favorite game from 1999 |
| 11707s | War boster |
| 11710s | yeah we have a okay so this one is a |
| 11713s | prime access uh of Winner's Choice |
| 11716s | excluding Prime oh boy and that could |
| 11720s | include zaku Prime coming November yeah |
| 11723s | coming November so if you'd like that |
| 11725s | you can get it too November 13th |
| 11727s | November 13th all right and |
| 11732s | roll whatever it works yeah you got it |
| 11734s | yeah that works that Wass perfect to |
| 11740s | pixelcore pixel Fusion pixel Fusion fzn |
| 11744s | yeah congratulations pixelcore Fusion |
| 11746s | please whisper the warf from Channel |
| 11748s | with the prime access of your choice of |
| 11750s | your choosing and your in-game Alias and |
| 11752s | the platform you play on and we will |
| 11753s | hook you up with that oh my goodness all |
| 11757s | right thanks everyone are we coming to |
| 11758s | our conclusion absolutely I got got like |
| 11760s | two or three paragraphs and then we're |
| 11762s | out here absolutely right guys all right |
| 11764s | Conor as you all collect your things and |
| 11766s | uh say your goodbyes to gry hat you all |
| 11768s | uh make it to the airlock as promised |
| 11770s | your drop ship is a waiting you on the |
| 11771s | other side and you all make a Swift and |
| 11773s | successful exit upon return you're all |
| 11776s | hailed as Heroes and rare celebration is |
| 11778s | held in the mess Halls of your grineer |
| 11780s | gallion for me the Queens in particular |
| 11784s | are very pleased my God and you each |
| 11788s | receive three whole hours of L time |
| 11792s | granted by the Queens herself |
| 11796s | oh wow I don't even know do all that |
| 11799s | time wow wow snow cones make all the |
| 11803s | snow cones you want I am so sick of snow |
| 11805s | cones no I will seek my own death in |
| 11808s | honor of the Queen the glory to the |
| 11810s | grineer not little time more time to |
| 11813s | fight I say that's oh my goodness you |
| 11817s | spend your time off well earned with |
| 11818s | your new friends unfortunately the |
| 11821s | research you recovered isn't the perfect |
| 11823s | solution that you were hoping for the |
| 11825s | Corpus still do suffer from that same |
| 11827s | infectious disease as the grineer but |
| 11829s | they did find a partial |
| 11831s | solution understanding and awareness |
| 11833s | spread among the ranks early warning |
| 11835s | signs become more recognizable |
| 11837s | um leading to more successful surgery |
| 11839s | rates uh regular screenings are |
| 11841s | encouraged from those who were consider |
| 11842s | to be at risk grineer medical technology |
| 11845s | has taken an enormous Leap Forward this |
| 11847s | day but there's still a ways to |
| 11851s | go your daring mission may not have been |
| 11853s | The Simple Solution that the grineer |
| 11855s | were hoping for uh but by carrying |
| 11857s | forward the knowledge gained you can be |
| 11858s | sure that your brothers and sisters will |
| 11859s | live longer happier |
| 11861s | lives for the Queens for the queens and |
| 11864s | our brothers and everyone else |
| 11871s | oh my God thank you guys so much thank |
| 11873s | you for playing wow thank you so much a |
| 11875s | year in the making a year in the making |
| 11877s | year in the phenomenal thank so much |
| 11880s | let's give some Round of Applause for |
| 11882s | Connor and |
| 11883s | Sh thank you so much Conor we saw I I |
| 11886s | know our cold pot Corner was seeing fan |
| 11889s | art and so much praise for you as well |
| 11891s | which is so welld deserved beond Round |
| 11893s | of Applause for them as well |
| 11895s | and and |
| 11899s | you you bet |
| 11901s | absolutely of course for putting |
| 11902s | together this insane layout for the |
| 11905s | street look at this look at |
| 11908s | this it's phenomenal and rev for special |
| 11913s | guest baby come |
| 11923s | [Laughter] |
| 11930s | oh my |
| 11931s | God oh my God oh my |
| 11937s | God oh my god well well we uh are just |
| 11942s | we're concluding our adventure for now |
| 11945s | but we will be back at 6 p.m. et4 prime |
| 11949s | time so uh listen the drops will |
| 11952s | continue there too if you're just |
| 11954s | joining us now don't worry the drops |
| 11955s | will continue there and we'll continue |
| 11957s | the fun during Prime Time and thank you |
| 11960s | everyone for joining thank you everyone |
| 11962s | for donating uh this is a very special |
| 11965s | way to end our qtcc Campaign which has |
| 11970s | been an incredible month we still have |
| 11972s | more to talk about during prime time so |
| 11974s | you'll still want to stick around for |
| 11975s | that we have more things to uh we more |
| 11978s | we have we have some we have some things |
| 11981s | planned and um you're not going to want |
| 11983s | to miss it so thank you everybody we so |
| 11986s | appreciate you appreciate you all in the |
| 11987s | room thank you that's it we'll see you |
| 11990s | guys in like an hour and a |
| 11992s | half bye friendss ler |