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14 days ago - /u/DE-Marcus - Direct link

I thought the funny number was 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

14 days ago - /u/DE-Marcus - Direct link

Originally posted by Smeghead94

I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath!

faaaaaaaaaTHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

14 days ago - /u/DE-Marcus - Direct link

Originally posted by DarthSatoris

Yes hello, Mr. Reynholm? There's some policemen here, they want to talk to you about some irregularities in the pension fund.

I see. Could you make me a up cup of tea please Stephanie

13 days ago - /u/DE-Marcus - Direct link

Originally posted by I_PEE_WITH_THAT

God damn these electric sex pants!

trains almost at thee statiiioooonnnnn