[2021] We told him this Sortie had a mission that required a bow. He really misunderstood us.

This Sortie requires a bow…

Imagine this:

I have a full party. We’re all on vc. We’re on the second stage of the Sortie, which is an exterminate, with the modifier that we can only have a bow equipped.

Me: “I’ll just use my dread.” Boyfriend: “Same.” Friend 1: “I don’t think I have a bow.” Me: Just buy one and craft it real quick” Friend 1: “Alright.” time passes Friend 1: “Damn I don’t have the argon crystals.” Friend 2: “You need argon crystals?” Boyfriend: “You do?” Friend 1: “Yeah. That’s why I think this is annoying.” Me: “Dude I don’t understand how you don’t have a bow at all. I usually try to keep at least one of each weapon just for Sorties.” Friend 1: “Well I’ve never seen a Sortie that wants you to use a named weapon.” Me: “…..What?” Boyfriend: “You… Don’t tell me you just went and bought the MELEE BO.” Friend 1: deafening silence Me, Boyfriend, Friend 2: hysterical laughter