[2024] Convince me to go to Volcano Bay

I go to Universal multiple times a year every year. Been doing it since I was a kid. I have never been to Volcano Bay because I simply don’t like waterparks. I think they are a great concept, but I can’t get past the pitri dish of people peeing and worse in pools. Convince me to want to go there, because it looks so cool. I’m a 27 year old if that helps. Not a fan of kids, but I don’t mind them as long as they arent rude or their parents let them be obnoxious.

ETA: okay yall I’m sorry I wrote this in a waiting room, i dont dislike waterparks as a whole. Used to go as a kid to the local ones all the time and had so much fun. It’s really just the germs and thought of water peepee, but I CAN be convinced lol