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A poem by @Killer_Kayto
‘Twas the night before Snowflakes, when on the WOWS seas,
CO-OP servers were preparing, getting ready to appease.
The Turrets were loaded with HE Shells all with care,
In hopes that the NICHOLAS would not have a prayer.
The TORPEDOS were nestled all snug in their tubes,
While visions of DEV STRIKES were had ….. Tier 3 NOOBS,
KALVOTHE gave the order to “Batten down all the hatches”,
While HAPA FODDER settled down for some real Clan Brawl matches.
When out in the Forum Chat, there rose such a clatter,
The new RANKED SEASON was only being played on the map SHATTER!
His TASHKENT to B CAP, he flew like a flash,
Tore open SPEED BOOST, shells all around him did splash.
Realizing his ship was lacking “Get Up and Go”,
SONE MG wished instead that he sailed the MARCEAU.
When what to his HALLAND’s eyes should appear,
Incoming Tier 8 bombers. He got this. No fear!
With a 19 Point Commander, so lively and quick,
He knew SAP shells would just do the trick.
More rapid than EMILIOS his torps, they all came,
As he SMOKED UP and shouted: “HEY, YOLO’s my game”!!
“Now! WESSER, now! TALLINN, PRINZ EUGEN, and SAMPSON,
“On! SHIMA, on! SLAVA, on! THUNDERER and NELSON.
Off to the Armory, Campaigns and Twitch Missions,
He did not want to leave out any rewards or munitions.
So up to the skies FDR Planes they all flew,
With payloads of rockets, torps and AP Bombs too:
And then in an instant, he saw on the mini map,
A ship sailed by DOBBY M8, was he wearing his cap?
He was loaded with upgrades, from his bow to his stern,
That Red Team SMOLENSK will surely make you burn.
A bundle of torpedoes, from his BENHAM were flung,
16 every minute, come on, like that’s any FUN???
That JEAN BART B CAMO, oh boy how it shines!
And for Black Friday Crates, when are the deadlines?
KITAKAMI is coming!!! Wargaming promises with a wink.
Some 40 Torpedoes, yep, GET READY TO GO PINK!!!
VERMONT has a broadside, as big as New Delhi,
If you can’t hit that thing your aim is real smelly.
GROBER KURFURST is chubby, its plump and its wide,
But its secondaries are awesome. Disagree? You decide.
A wink of SAIL’s eye and a twist of TUCCY’s head,
Soon gave MR. CONWAY to know he had nothing to dread.
They loaded up Twitch, and went on to Stream WOWS,
And proceeded to gift out not less than ten ZAO’s.
Let’s not forget friends, Chaos, Pops and Wookie Legend,
And giving a nod to XDomin8orX and Admiral Revan.
They all sprung to their streams, to help the WOWS community,
Let’s all enjoy their content. What a great opportunity!!!!
We will see you on the seas, as 2020 turns out the light.
Happy SNOWFLAKES to all and let us make it a good fight!!!