mother calls
her: u have mail, opening it. it's um...it's jerky
me: what?
sibling: no no it's a cow's head
me: I...what
other sibling: *authoritatively* it's a man
I go pick it up, still oblivious as to what was delivered
It's a McFarlane Spawn Figure
aka beef jerky man http://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6sv552VoAEtgwu.jpg