[2019] The Rains of CT is here.

And who are you,

the proud Devs said,

that I must make content?

Only a skin of a different coat,

that's all the work I know.

In a coat of Soon™ or a bloat of "we're working on it",

a game still has flaws,

And they're long and gamebreaking, DICE,

as long and breaking as Heroic Might

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

The Ben of the CT is here

But now the tears weep o'er his post,

with no content to play

Yes now the tears weep o'er his post,

and no content to play.

This is actually really hard holy sh*t, TIL Ben = Ned Stark and the Community = Joffrey when we're eventually disappointed.

Edit: After reading the CT: f*ck this post. f*ck the King. Peace out bitches.

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