[2022] A conversation between me and my wife

My wife and I love playing DRG. We've been playing for over a month now.

Today we were in the shower together, and as she bent over to wash herself, I casually teased her with my pickaxe and it slowly started getting ready for mining. She noticed this and turned around.

"Oh look, a Boolo Cap!" As she grabbed my weapon from a top-angle.

"And right next to it are Ebonuts." I replied.

"Nope, they're supposed to be gunk seeds, right?" As she slapped my two dices.

"Nope, look, they're all constricted because of the cold water." as I lifted my Drop Pod and showed her my grenades. "They're Ebonuts right now, but if we were bathing with hot water, they would become loose and become Gunk Seeds."

"Oh sh*t, you're right." She laughed hard. " So what was that flower one?"

"Apoca Bloom?"

"Yeah, so that must be-"

"Yup."

We've talked about Morkite and Liquid Morkite, but I'll stop here. Those got a lot weirder.

After that conversation we just dried ourselves up and continued our day.

We're probably gonna be mining Hoxxes IV tonight.

Rock and Stone!

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