To the dwarf whose username is simply "Dad",
You joined our friends game tonight as the 4th player. We jokingly started making Dad jokes at you, and you were more than game. We had a beer with you, you pranked us right properly and before you left the game, you said you were going out to get cigarettes. I know in my dwarven heart that I'll never play with you again, but we really got a kick out of how you fit into the role of Dad.
Rock and stone Dad