Good Morning, Guardians!

Now you say, "Good morning, Charlie!"

Wait... Wrong franchise...

Erhem...

HAPPY GJALLARHORN DAY!

On the day of legend, 08/14/15 Xur delivered to us the most powerful, noob slapping, God slaying Rocket Launcher this game has ever seen. It's power unrivalled and it's LFG requirements beyond ridiculous. This thing broke friendships, hearts, Crota, Clans, Nightfalls, r/DTG and most importantly, the internet.

Each year, we observe Gjallarhorn Day on the Friday closest to August 14th (or in this year's case, right on August 14th), starting around D1 reset time, when Xur arrives. We do this to honor Xur for his famous bounty and to ensure maximum sh*tposting because...

For the next 24 hours, Rule 2, 3, and 6 are suspended.

You read that right, newbies. The rules regarding sh*tposts, memes, and LFG posts are turned OFF until 10am US Eastern tomorrow, August 15th.

Cat pictures? Fire away.

Dog videos? Go for it.

A meme showing Spongebob lecturing Patrick about the pillars of macroeconomics? Bit weird, but not forbidden.

Civility is still enforced, as is platform neutrality. Also, no unmarked NSFW, witchhunting, sexism, racism, NSFL, etc.

The rest of it? Go nuts.

Here's a trip down memory lane to get you up to speed or to remember the good times

• ATTENTION ALL GUARDIANS: TODAY, AUGUST 14TH, HAS BEEN DECLARED AN OFFICIAL /R/DESTINYTHEGAME HOLIDAY. IN THE SPIRIT OF "GJALLARHORN FREEDOM WOLFPACK PEW PEW BOOM DAY" THE MODS ARE BASICALLY DOING NOTHING. sh*tPOSTS, REPOSTS, NO-EFFORT, CLICKBAIT POSTS WITH MEMES ARE NOW ENCOURAGED..

• Xur Megathread [2015-08-14]

• RIP MODS 2015-08-14

• Me coming to tell r/DestinyTheGame about Xur selling the Gjallarhorn

• Hey, check out this dog

• Came across a Guardian in the Cosmodrome who's a little too stoked about their new Gjallarhorn.

• DONT CLICK!! TURN BACK NOW!!1!

• FLASHBACK FRIDAY - For your entertainment, the Xur "Megathread" from Week 2.

• ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Enter (If you got RES)

• In the spirit of today, I painted your gjallarhorn.

• What? GJALLARHORN is evolving!

• XUR SOLD GALLYHORN!!! I BOUGHT 2, MY BUDDY BOUGHT 3! PRAISE GHORN GODS (IF THIS GETS 200 UPVOTES I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD)

• f*ck it I bought a gjallarhorn again! I don't know what else to do so if this gets over 100 upmotes I'll shave my legs.

• in honor of the gjallarhorn I will shave my friend's eyebrow if this gets 200 uphorns

• Gjallarhorn.

• Trials of Osiris Megathread, I guess...

• <------ NUMBER OF GJALLARHORNS BOUGHT TODAY FROM TENTACLE MAN

• Quick, the Mods are gone, everyone upvote this cat.

• Dear Deej, congratulations on your new Gjallarhorn!

• I don't play video games, but my 68 year old father does. This is the first favor he's ever asked me for.

• Today has been amazing, but...

• ANNOUNCEMENT - Full rules in effect in 30 minutes.

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