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over 4 years ago - /u/Team_No_Sweat - Direct link

After a recent increase in fire related incidents, we assigned our top scientists to the case.

They found that our favorite flavor of Chug Splash not only tastes great but also treats burns! The best advice is still to just not stand (or sit) on open flames, /u/JustANewGameTag.

- KT