What would you do if you woke up on Kryta as your main?

Saw this question a while back and figured it could be a cool discussion to have.

With me it would go a little something like this:

First I'd break down from being transformed from a very much organic man made of flesh, blood, and bones into a plant woman.

Then I'd have another breakdown as although my main is a level 80 reaper I still sucked at this game - like massively.

Then I'd try to figure out how to use magic without hotkeys and also how to summon my mount without hotkeys also. After that I'd experiment with my necromancy a bit.

Then I'd probably break down again after realizing the entire world of Tyria is f*cked because the elder dragons are a thing.

Then I'd try to get back to the Grove, and likely have another breakdown when (or before) I do.

When all that is done I would try to gather as much magical as humanly possible as if the magician in the noble human origin story is anything to go by you can learn more than one magic type and although I love necromancy I would want to learn the other types of magic too - elementalism, mesmerism, chronomancy, Guardian magic, spatial magic, etc...

What about you?