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0s [thunder crashing]
1s [sinister organ music]
10s Hello, everyone,
11s and welcome to Castle Nathria.
13s You've been called here today because
15s a terrible crime has been committed.
17s Gasp!
18s Yes, yes, it's terrible.
20s You see, Sire Denathrius has been...
23s murdered.
24s Double gasp!
25s And you are here to solve this crime by playing a little game.
29s Do we get to roll dice? I'm a pro at rolling dice.
32s No. No, there's no dice in this game.
34s Liv, we're playing Hearthstone. There's no dice in Hearthstone.
39s -Oh. -[dice thud]
40s Okay, so, here's what we know so far.
43s Sire Denathrius invited his enemies over as guests
46s to an elegant soirée at Castle Nathria.
50s Everything was going really great, when, suddenly,
52s Sire Denathrius was murdered
54s and his party turned into a crime scene.
57s Oh, goodness.
58s [Cora] So now you are tasked with investigating
61s and finding out whodunit.
63s We have a wide array of locations and suspects for you both to investigate.
67s So, grab your magnifying glass.
69s Liv, twirl that mustache. And, Val, don't forget to put on your hat.
73s Ah, but this isn't a deerstalker.
75s I need a deerstalker cap to summon my inner sleuth.
78s We don't have time for this.
79s You have to become detectives and solve this crime.
82s Okay, Val, you're gonna be up first.
84s All right.
85s I choose...
86s Murloc Holmes to assist in my investigation.
89s -[thunder crashes] -[Murloc Holmes] Hmm.
93s [Murloc Holmes jabbers]
94s [Cora] Ooh, a wise choice.
96s Okay, you played Murloc Holmes,
99s and now you need to find three clues.
102s First, you will investigate
104s which of these three cards are in your opponent's starting hand.
108s If you're correct, you'll move on
110s to which of these three cards are currently in their hand.
114s If you get both of those right, you're gonna be prompted to guess
118s which of these three cards is currently in their deck.
121s If you guess all three correctly,
123s you will be rewarded for your skills of deduction
126s with copies of all three cards.
128s The game is afoot.
130s Let us adjourn to the Sanguine Depths.
134s I suspect that is where Sire Denathrius met his untimely demise.
139s Locations are a new card type that you play into the battlefield.
143s They have activatable effects.
145s Using the effect won't cost you any mana,
147s but they will lose 1 Durability,
149s and after you use the effect they will go on cooldown for one turn,
153s so it's really important that you plan out your turns accordingly
156s to use these locations' effects.
158s Unlike minions, locations don't have Attack or Health,
161s so they actually can't be damaged or destroyed
164s unless a card specifically says so.
166s I'd like to search for clues.
168s Ooh, okay.
169s So, you look around and you see some chains on the ground.
173s There's a group of spooky-looking jailers in the corner.
176s They're kind of waving their arms menacingly.
178s Wait, wait, wait. Did you say "wave"?
179s -Like Primordial Wave. -Nobody said that.
181s I've got it! Eureka!
183s The person who wanted to do the murder
186s used Primordial Wave
188s to murderize.
191s They must have used this to transform Denathrius into a frog,
194s before squishing him.
196s That's balderdash!
197s Primordial Wave is a Shaman spell,
199s and this location card says Warrior.
202s That's pretty smart, yeah.
203s Okay, so, I want to question somebody from around the area.
206s Liv, that's... that's a really good idea.
209s On the floor, right in front of you, you can't miss him,
212s is an emaciated-looking...
215s Priest of the Deceased, who's been drained of all of his anima.
219s This Priest of the Deceased has the brand-new Infused keyword,
223s which means he needs anima to regain his lost strength.
226s Infused cards in your hand will drink in the lost anima
230s whenever a friendly minion dies.
232s And once they collect enough,
233s they'll transform into more-powerful versions of themselves,
237s complete with new artwork.
239s Hmm. Let me see.
243s All right.
245s I think I've got it.
246s I know whodunit,
248s and I'm ready to conclude my investigation.
250s But we just started playing.
252s Okay, well, let's hear it.
253s I believe that Sire Denathrius was murdered by none other
257s than Decimator Olgra.
259s [Decimator Olgra cackles] Vengeance for the vanquished!
263s [Val] First, Decimator Olgra lured Sire Denathrius
267s down to the Sanguine Depths,
268s a location deep within Castle Nathria
271s and far away from the rest of the party.
274s There she overpowered him with the Conqueror's Banner,
278s a weapon that has coincidently gone missing.
281s -And that is elementary, my dear friends. -[Liv laughs]
284s That's preposterous.
285s Detective Liv, why is it preposterous?
287s Well, I... I rolled a 16 for preposterousness,
291s so I'm pretty sure it's preposterous.
294s And to prove it, I've decided to choose
297s Prince Renathal to assist me in the investigation.
300s [eerie organ chords]
301s [Prince Renathal] Darkest greetings to you.
304s [Cora] Building a deck with Prince Renathal
306s will let you recruit ten more cards to join your investigation.
310s You will also start the game with 10 more Health.
313s And, if you log in right now,
315s you can receive the Prince Renathal Legendary Card for free.
319s Liv, you, uh, aren't exactly working with a full deck here,
322s so you are gonna need all the help you can get.
325s Prince Renathal's not gonna lead me astray,
327s so we'd like to investigate the dungeon.
329s Cool. Okay. Awesome.
331s So, it's dark, but you can just barely make out
334s a creepy painting on the wall,
336s with eyes that seem to follow you as you move.
339s There's a vase covered in cobwebs, and a--
341s Wait. You said "vase," right?
344s -Like Baroness Vashj. -Yeah.
347s My first and final suspect is going to be Lady Baroness Vashj.
353s [eerie organ chords]
355s [Baroness Vashj] The House of Eyes is gone.
358s [Liv] She always suspected Denathrius was behind the plot
361s to destroy the House of Eyes.
363s And Vashj is one to hold a grudge against Denathrius for his grand betrayal.
367s That's absurd.
369s In fact, it's very un-surd.
371s I do not think that means what you think it means.
374s I've deducted far more than enough to blow this case wide open.
378s Lady Vashj would lure Denathrius out to the Muck Pools.
382s It's very lovely this time of year
384s and he likes to take long walks around the mire.
387s But it's the perfect place to spring a trap.
393s If Vashj was going to squish Denathrius,
395s she would need a minion bigger than him to do the squishing.
399s Ah, but you forget that Denathrius is clever
402s and could have easily escaped.
404s You are precisely correct, Val.
406s He did escape,
407s and he used Door of Shadows to do so.
409s -[thunder crashes] -[distant scream]
412s -[Liv] So, where did he go? -Well, back to the castle, of course.
415s You both follow the trail,
417s and as you walk inside,
419s you're approached by a Suspicious Usher,
422s who smiles wide and pulls out three Legendary Cards.
426s [Suspicious Usher] A plus-one.
428s Detective Liv, I mustache you to pick a card.
432s -I choose this one. -[Cora] Okay.
434s Uh, Detective Valerie, which one did she pick?
436s She'd be foolish not to have chosen Lyra.
439s I chose Renathal.
440s But you already have Prince Renathal.
442s Having two doesn't help your investigation.
445s But now I've proven I am the more brilliant detective, hmm?
449s Yes, yes. You're both brilliant detectives. It's...
454s It's really something, watching you work.
456s So, who's right?
458s Well... [sighs]
460s ...you both make compelling cases.
463s However, the truth is...
466s [suspenseful organ music intensifies]
469s -[thunder crashes] -[Cora screams]
471s [thunder rumbling]
473s Oh, no! Another murder!
475s Looks like we have another case to solve.
477s I'm gonna need another notepad.
479s I'm gonna go grab my dice.
481s [thunder crashes]
483s [ghostly breath]
489s [whirring]
492s Are we good? Okay.
494s Can I keep this?
496s [eerie organ music]