[2021] [Facetious] Rek'Sai VGU update: Rek'sai revealed to be Kai'sa's lost sister, transforms back into attractive human woman form in "great miracle"

In a total shakeup for League of Legends, Riot Games has decided that the next step forward for Rek'sai's lore is to transform her into a human. In The Miracle within the Void, many truths are revealed, but the most shocking twists comes with gameplay implications: Rek'sai will no longer take on her monstrous form. See below:

Rek'sai looked in the mirror. She was about six feet tall, with long legs and eyes of stunning violet amethyst. Her hair flowed like a broke down to her voluptuous $19.99 shoulders, her bosom rising and following as she took in the surrounding air and rebreathed it into a soft, cherry minty scent.

This VGU will see the retirement of the old Rek'sai kit: skittering about, digging, screaming guttural cries. Riot justified their decision by claiming: "well it was just a bit uncouth, you know?"

Instead, Rek'sai will attack with purple frilly energy and have ten dashes.

Stay tuned for more major updates--for instance, Shaco will be receiving an update that turns him into a chiseled acrobat a la The Robin from Batman. Reasoning includes "well i don't f*cking know, he's got an edgy past and does stunts that'd give him muscle definition."