[2020] A message on behalf of some..

Hello. I'm high rank! ✨🌟✨

.. And I'm not very good at melee. 😕🗡️❓

Yes, your 72 feints will probably kill me. 🔨💨🔨💨🔨💨🔨💥💀

Please don't be a big meanie about it. 😔

I just play how I like to play. 😇

I don't really care about being in the moshpit. 😡⚔️😡⚔️😡

I'll be shooting arrows and bolts at that guy you're about to hit, softening him up so you get an easier kill! 😁🏹

I'll be sneaking around sniping enemy archers so they can't focus on you! 🚫🏹🚫

I'll be throwing medkits here and there for your convenience. ⚕️

I'll be popping down some spikes so you don't get a lance in your ass. 🏇🗡️😲

I'll be defending the catapult, throwing smoke and repairing it.. So long as the guy using it isn't killing us all! 💀💀😑💀💀💀

I'll be building walls, watching over the field from afar while sitting in my little ballista, defending so you don't have to retreat, and shooting at flankers and horsies so you don't get impaled suddenly. 🛡️🏰🛡️

On those days when the enemy cata really hurts, I'll be setting up a firepit mini-ballista somewhere, suppressing that thing from afar. 🔥🏹🔥

You might find me on the absolute bottom of the scoreboard looking like an absolute sh*tter, but I'm doing something useful, I swear! 😓

So don't be unkind. I might not be with you, shoulder-to-shoulder, swinging my zweihander around, but I'm helping you stay alive in ways you might not even notice. I'm helping you win. 👍😎👍

See you on the Frontlines! 😘

Sensually yours,

~ Heavy Handaxe

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