My partner: My ears are blocked. I’m hearing all ‘s’ sounds as ‘sh’. I think it’s a seasonal thing.
Me: A sheashonal thing? 😏
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But on a serious note, I have no idea how anyone lives with me.
We talk a lot about the big sads but not enough about the little sads like when a company changes the recipe of a childhood food you like and you realise you'll never eat that food again and one day you're gonna die no wait that's the big sad heck