Earlier today I finished my lunch super fast to make it in time to a conference call. I log in only to realise I'm an hour early. Cut to 45 minutes later when I realise I'm still in the phone call...
... y'all I literally could have died.
@LitvacArt My partner has become fluent in end-of-day CM speak.
Me: Hey where is the thing with the bit, you know and it has the annoying part?
Him: In the drawer!