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This isn't f*ckin rocket surgery. This game does not scale well.

Optimizing starts and early game has MAYBE a half dozen paths you're going through, as the meta constricts your options so badly.

It's the same f*cking set of options every time. Literally the only difference is spawns.

I just got a shoreline spawn as Kickoo with 6 f*cking starfish in eyesight, while my opponent was landlocked. To some extent this is happening EVERY SINGLE MATCH.

This game was literally over before it started. If you have competent players on either end, it becomes 80, Maybe even 90% spawn luck. The f*ckin morons thinking luck == "random movements would be as competent" have 1100 ELO. This is clear.

Don't take this game seriously.

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3 months ago - /u/Zoythrus - Direct link

Originally posted by TonyCeremony

A little hyperbolic but you’re not wrong… but that’s why I like the game more than chess.

Polytopia is more Mario kart than it is gran turismo, that’s a positive for me.

Same here

3 months ago - /u/Zoythrus - Direct link

Originally posted by ccstewy

Zoythrus I gotta know, do you have mutton chops like your picture in real life?

I used to sport a nice pair for a long time, but I've kinda gone back to a standard beard.

I plan to go back to chops sometime soon, though.

3 months ago - /u/Zoythrus - Direct link

Originally posted by ccstewy

Thank you for the lore

No problem!






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