GreaterBelugaWhale

GreaterBelugaWhale



21 May

Originally posted by Dwarfz

Well she doesn't do all of the above.

:)


10 May

Originally posted by PhreakRiot

Uh the show is really, really good. The lead actor who plays Creamcheese is amazing.

dude creamcheese nailed it. when i think of acting, only one names comes to mind. and that's creamcheese


18 Apr

Originally posted by Ayo_The_Pizza_Here69

tries to promise balance

USES THE WORST POSSIBLE EXAMPLES

:D

Originally posted by Konradleijon

what other MOBAs did you work on?

SotIS/Aeon of Storms (not Aeon of Strife) and Rise of Amon in SC2 arcade

Originally posted by RiotAugust

You better aVOID the new jungler if they're on the enemy team.

Get it? aVOID? (cause they're OP)

dont worry about august, peeps. As a veteran with 10 of the 200 years of moba design over three different mobas, who is the balance consult on the new jangler (previously yuumi yone and gwen), I promise they will be perfectly balanced


01 Apr

Originally posted by donhoavon

Too real. I needed to huff some copium after that.

It hurts me too :(

Originally posted by TheGBC

Water is wet, official Riot stance confirmed.

I would know these things after all

Originally posted by Prinz_

Weird, seems like the rest of my team bought this item but they don't get the upgraded tp, only the auto spam ff..

creating hidden information is vital to a rich gameplay experience

Originally posted by Primordial_Potato

How do you work at Riot without hands?

work?

Originally posted by IamLevels

Lore so deep and verbose that it makes GRRM jealous.

you need this level of quality lore in order for TV shows to have satisfying conclusions

Originally posted by ThisIsSnake

Finally a good riot post. I have assigned reddit silver as a seal of approval (I would give gold but Mom wouldn't give me the credit card).

How am I meant to afford dinner while living in LA if players can't spend money on decorations?!

Originally posted by Ramus_N

I'm pretty sure being an Ezreal players is a bannable offense, this post doesn't hold much water at all !!!

Why would anyone wanna hold water, it's wet and cold and gets everywhere

Originally posted by -Gaka-

Realistically you have to be From Iron to play in champions queue.

It's Corejj alt accounts all the way down.

Corejj is a champion after all

Originally posted by BloodAmethystTTV

While I have you here real quick. Please buff fiora and nerf malphite, trynd, graves and yummi.

Also nerf grevious wounds ty cheers riot chad.

I'm a Yummi main

Originally posted by Blitzedlegend

We're going to rework his kit AT LEAST three more times before we give him another full VGU and if it's ONLY three times that'd be a blessing and a half.

Today's date is such a shame, can you rework him out of league and into LoR?

He's actually secretly in valorant, that's why omen is blue, can teleport globally, and hides his face

Originally posted by voidling_bordee

imagine how insane us toplaners are, willingly queing to get 1v1 cheesed for the first 15 minutes of the game

then we meet the other 8 players and let the chaos sink in

i wish we had our tp back, i wanna cheese teleport in a botlane brush at lvl6 with malph

You're in luck, we are adding a 500g consumable called "queso grande" that does everything old red elixir did but also immediately upgrades your tp and auto spams ff if you die

Originally posted by Papaya_Dreaming

These are fighting words. Meet me in the Bilge in 10 minutes.

LS keeps begging us to buff teemo so we'll just keep buffing his q because you've taught us that love is blind

Originally posted by PankoKing

Maybe I’ll just log in for a solo queue game tonight, this god forsaken game is just too fun.

Ooof, Rioters can't even get a free invite into Champion's queue? You guys gotta get better benefits if you're having to balance Ezreal all day

You would think you'd need to win something to qualify for something called champions queue but here we are


08 Feb

Originally posted by Headlessoberyn

Who's the rioter getting destroyed by qiyana in their soloq matches?

aren't we all getting destroyed by solo queue qiyanas

Originally posted by AwsomeMice

Any context on the Xayah buff? Didn't really feel like she was struggling like Varus is rn. Hoping it's a buff related to shifting power into Crit from Lethality.

Varus cannot be buffed because he's alrdy decent in proplay, and usually op there before being any good for other players