[2020] Quite possible the most surreal game I have every played

Edit: English sucks.

Last game I was matched with 4 kids in a ranked game. They were all around 12-14 years old, and thus had no skins because they had no money. So when they saw me, with the really awesome looking Christmas skins, they all wanted to have skins.

So the whole match played out with me asking in voice chat, "Alright what do you want?" and they would say Vandal, Phantom, or Ghost. I'd request it, they would buy it, and I would throw it at them.

"Next!"

I did this for the whole team, all game.

We ended up losing because a chimpanzee would play Valorant better than me, and my bronze rating is very deserved. But still a very surreal game.

Edit 2: By the way, did I ever mention the Christmas skins are REALLY FCKINH COOL!?

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