[2020] Come on FunCom - thralls that don't engage

Hey y’all,

We’re sending thralls, pets and whoever might want to be considered a follower to a training camp (The Wheel of Code ) where they’ll be trained in tasks such as attacking any real and immediate dangers in their vicinity, not using magic to make their equipment appear and disappear into the magic realm of secretinventorygate, and not staring at the horizon while sheepishly drooling. They will also be shown a few new tricks in the process.
This trip is currently taking place, with new and shiny trainees expected to be graduating over the immediate next few promotions (some like to call them content patches, but that sounds outrageously silly).